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fat hate edition
>>44990424
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My bmi is 24.8
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Shiza how much weight did you lose so far?
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squeak in my hole ;3
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Haahahaahauaahahahauahuaauuaha
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>>44995040
1 ounce
and it was so so hard but i know i have to keep losing weight for my transition to work
one day i will be a beautiful skinny queen
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>>44995066
his motivation is for winona.
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Im fat :( no matter what I do im fat and it can be so hard to accept my bawdy is beautiful
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I am bringing fat love edition
Allow yourself to be enveloped by a man five times your size
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switching my order from a double whopper to a single whopper with an extra patty on the side was the hardest sacrifice i have ever made in my life
i feel like i understand what veterans go through now
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Gemini says this is the perfect boyfriend. Agree?
>the hidden life of trees
What the fuck Google
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>>44995111
he is. he looks life the perfect cute intellectual smart interesting scruffy old twunky/ hairy otter BWC domtop
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>>44995111
he looks like a faggot
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>>44995111
Cute but far from perfect
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>>44995111
looks like a bottom and reads, not my type.
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jesus said fat hoes deserve love too
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>>44995160
Okay I told Google to make him a hunk. Apparently the shaggy hair is very in. This is not interesting. I'll stop.
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is Seinfeld really that funny?
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>>44995177
Yeah but you have to pay attention to the episode which is a lost art in our time. Almost every episode starts off with a trivial, petty opinion about something mundane that snowballs into blowing up in the main characters' faces and it's hilarious most of the time
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I understand that this is taboo... but my boyfriend is bisexual and that comes with needs that me, as a man, cannot fully provide.

So, I occasionally let him find himself a girl to fuck casually because these are the needs of a bisexual man. It's easier to keep him more at ease like this.
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>>44995219
>boyfriend is bisexual
sorry you're going through this, hope one day you'll start loving and respecting yourself and ditch the straggot cheaters entirely to find a gay guy that will be able to love you
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I know this gen hates bisexuals but also loves straight men. Why is that
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>>44995195
i guess that explains why i didn't find out of context clips that funny, maybe i'll give it a shot
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>>44995244
Idk maybe you need to know Elaine as a character but her horrible dancing is like the funniest out of context bit in the show
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>>44995236
we just wanna be his girl
https://youtu.be/y75DAFB-b1U
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tfw no little spoon bf
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>>44995270
How tall r u
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>>44995272
5'8" :\
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>>44995276
Oof. You are destined to be a jetpack, I fear
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seinfeld is funny bc of larry david but seinfeld himself is not funny (which you can see from every one of the stand-up intros) and is the worst part of the show
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>>44995285
True. That's why Curb Your Enthusiasm is also funny and why George is the best character on the show
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>>44995284
that's okay w me
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>>44995285
i think observational humor is just dated now, seinfeld's bigger problem is he can't really act
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>>44995323
How much weight have u lost?
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>>44995323
Shiza your sense of humor is posting the n-word I don't really trust you as an authority on comedy.
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>>44995332
that's a casual word in slavic language.
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>>44995332
well no if that was my sense of humor i would be a sam hyde fan, larry david's race based bits on curb were a masterclass, 30 rock does a great job too, only liberals know how to write good racist jokes
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>>44995354
How much weight have u lost?
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shiza humor be like "ooughh i'm so fat and my belly is so big"
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>>44995355
idk im not gonna weigh myself every week
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Okay YouTube is now recommending Seinfeld clips and this one about Elaine genuinely not being able to tell if her boyfriend is black is actually really funny. Like Elaine's liberal narcissism makes her feel so chic and modern if she IS dating a black guy but her clumsy white guilt about race makes her incapable of actually asking him so of course the show keeps throwing her hints and curveballs and I'm sorry y'all this shit is funny.
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>>44995362
In one month
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>woken up by a bird squawking like a retard on my back deck
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>>44995373
i dont think it has been one month since my weigh in, it doesnt concern you one bit regardless
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>>44995381
Is Idanon because you live in Idaho
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>>44995391
i thought its because of freud lol
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>>44995391
Yes, I am an anon from Idaho (for now).
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>>44995403
Bleak. I can't even think of what that's like culturally
At least ur tall
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>>44995026
but I like fatties
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>>44995411
No you don’t. You like volume. You don’t like people with loose extra rolls of fat. You like solid fat men. I know this because I’m formerly fat and I have loose skin and no one wants to see that. Not even people into bears.
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need feeder bf
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>>44995418
How tall
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>>44995408
Depends on what you mean. The specific area I'm in is fine, though I've soured on it over the last year or so.
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>>44995434
I'm imagining Midwest cornfed bf but, like, also MAGA
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>>44995408
eastern WA to western MT all share the same knockoff country boy pride. bless my 2 acres, my steer, and my god-fearing hispanic neighbors
depending on where in ID there's varying mormon and californian influence
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>>44995418
I like soft fatties. There are always limits to hangy bits, cellulite, how far certain bits stick out compared to other bits.
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>>44995390
You're so defensive
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>>44995474
The only movie I know set in that area is Hereditary where the mom saws off her own head with piano wire so it sounds fun
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>>44995458
There's some old pics of me floating around.
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i really wanted to move to idaho but the no weed deters me.
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>>44995498
Post a new pic of u being buff so I can imagine us being bfs and u do cute stuff like ruffle my hair and I make Cuban food and u like my cooking and then u fuk my ass really rough but then do aftercare
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>>44995492
yes
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>>44995474
Idaho gets most of the <70 IQ retard schizo transplants, you forgot that. They almost collapsed a college in coeur d'alene.
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>>44995531
Own your victimhood gurl.
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>>44995489
This, soft cuddly guys are fun. Not exclusively into them though. A 6ft 200lb guy with a belly can be hot. So can a 5'3 skinny twink, though I prefer twinks with booty
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>>44995552
A 6ft 200 lb guy with a 5'3 twink.
Manifesting
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Primarily liberals fleeing from California because it's too liberal, only to move to Idaho or Texas and continue supporting liberal candidates and causes. Idaho was branded as the heckin evil white supremacist state at one time, which as it turns out looks very appealing to white liberals.
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>>44995570
Probably because of cost of living
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>>44995572
or because theyre safer.
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>>44995517
>no weed
>Idaho
It's all over. Better to be on the WA side in either case, though--lower taxes and a more functional state gov't.
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>>44995584
What even is there to tax
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>>44995572
Which isn't cheap anymore. Compare home prices in desirable areas of Idaho with elsewhere.
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shitty thread with even shittier trannimods. imma show you bitches now
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>>44995522
I've neglected lifting while working on my degree, so I'm not buff. Fortunately, I hold my weight fairly well, though--it's not all flabby.
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>>44995588
lots of potatoes in idaho
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>>44995576
California isn't even one of the most dangerous states - that's probably either New Mexico, Alaska, or somewhere Southern
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>>44995570
erm Idaho IS the white supermist state because the kkk avengers were born there, you uncle tom boot licker
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>>44995604
It's ok ur tall so my standards are lower. But if ur anything like the pic then awooga hummina hummina
Are u like in undergrad
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>>44995570
The average person who moves from California to Idaho or Texas is more likely to vote Republican than those born in those states.
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>>44995606
Everything I hear about this state screams boring
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>>44995616
errm california is the most dangerous state because thats where most aliens hangout and loiter and kidnap blonde white boys for anal rape parties in their space saucer clubs
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>>44995026
now THIS is gay culture
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>>44995616
Alaska appears on those lists solely because of native crime reports from the reservations. It's actually one of the safest states to live in unless you're native American and live on the reservation.
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>>44995637
erm if you like potatoes then you're being a hypocrates by calling potatoes boring. do you not eat fries with your burger?
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>>44995637
people only move there to change their identity and run away from jail time, Idanon knows all about that
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>>44995654
I don't eat burger I eat sushi
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>>44995637
WTF is wrong with potatoes
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>>44995643
erm you are a rapist if you think raping is okay. 911 hello its an emergency please call chris hansen we got a live one in here
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>>44995588
WA has no income tax (ignoring the tax they recently passed applying to people that make $1m+ a year or whatever it was) and no grocery tax. Idaho has a flat income tax and a sales tax on everything. The only ones not paying basically any state taxes are veterans and the elderly.
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>>44995664
that's kinda hot
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>>44995666
errm eating sushi is unethical because fish have feelings too and eating them raw is disgusting because they have anal worms in their meat
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>>44995668
Potato, while useful and adaptable, is the most boring vegetable. If u were god and u had a "design a vegetable" challenge and you showed me a potato I would give u a C- for lack of creativity. Look at this stupid shit
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>>44995629
this is how my uncle used to greet me whenever we met but he wore thongs with spongebob on it
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>>44995687
it's so versatile tho
just like me
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>>44995681
I would eat human flesh if I was allowed I don't care about feelings
And sushi does not have anal worms
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>>44995687
errm potato is the most versatile vegetable actually dear. it can be anything from a goo to a soup to fries to cakes. you should try potato cakes that will change your hateful mind and ass
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>>44995689
oh wow, how did you react?
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russia invented potatoes.
step down.
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>>44995628
I'm working on my second master's.

>>44995637
It got a lot of public land (for now) and some very scenic places to camp/hike/hunt/fish/kayak/etc.
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>>44995653
I heard the gun ownership, substance use, and long distances for first responders are part of the problem too
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>>44995706
i always chuckled because he used to make spongebob's nose pop and bulge out
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>>44995704
I do not hate potato I am just calling it boring, like Idaho.
>>44995708
This is even worse for Idaho. All they have are Russian vegetables and Republican Californians. Do they have ANYTHING original there?
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>>44995730
ARMPIT
ARMPIT
ARMPIT
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>>44995708
errm no russia did not invent potatoes. they invented the ushanka hats made from the fur of dead squirrels though. they are very popular here in canada
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>>44995708
maybe, but america perfected them
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>>44995703
what's stopping you jeffrey dahmer?
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*farts*
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>>44995721
Why do you like school so much
I still have the "Oh shit I haven't been to class all semester and the final is today" nightmare, so I can't imagine going back
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don't eat me, i have feelings
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>>44995746
I would get in trouble.
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>>44995748
I had a dream like that last night. Big spooky
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>>44995747
oh my god so rude. more so because it probably smells of beans and toast
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>>44995726
so your uncle is the reason why your gay now and sought sex from older men at a young age?
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>>44995489
>>44995552
You’re an idiot. You don’t like fat people. You like thick, solid men. You like “fat” people, not fat people. Very few gay people are into legitimately obese men. Those are fetishists. Inb4 “every attraction is a borderline fetish bro”. Sure whatever. Except it’s still too niche.
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>>44995748
i never had finals anxiety like that, my school dreams usually being late for the bus from grade school
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>>44995756
That's why it's THE nightmare and not A nightmare. It's a common stress dream
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the hobbit was shot in 48 fps and i was like dude we in 120fps gen now. then after i just ate whole cheesecake and suddenly realized what life was all about
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>>44995759
Smells like cum
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>>44995773
I like men who are light and airy.
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>>44995763
errm thats disgusting who said anything about gay sex?
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>>44995795
your uncle just greets you in a thong with a hardon and that's normal in your family?
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>>44995773
That's probably true. Strong men are usually also a little fat and I like men with power
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>>44995708
potatoes were invented by south americans
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Fire, blood and vengeance. All will pay their debts
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>>44995748
My program is different. It's self pace/self study and I have access to all class material. I can complete papers and the equivalent of a 'final exam' when I'm ready rather than being drip-fed material over an arbitrary length of time. So I can work on classes all day, every day, and complete the degree sooner. I should be done by the end of November, I think.
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>>44995802
erm he was never hard okay. he just had a big bulge :s
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>>44995815
Are u studying a masters in how to be a hunk
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>>44995835
more charming and aesthetically pleasing than anything paige has ever put on paper
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sometimes when you look at night sky and see airplanes, you confuse them with shooting stars but then reality sets in and you realize those are just a bag of peanuts in a cabin at 30000 ft. gandalf would be disappointed
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>>44995773
I am a thick, solid man. I do not enjoy thick solid men.
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>>44995843
Hark a vagrant remains undefeated
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>>44995835
holy FUCK is that a drawing that isn't some deranged self mutilation fantasy? what a change of pace
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how can the sitting US president make jokes about letting an adversarial nation like Iran that is equipped with nuclear weapons to take out american cities like LA and San Diego? how can anybody be okay with that?
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>>44995848
How tall!!
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pop that shit out and drink it. i mean the pepsi can. just relax
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>>44995747
you look like the beatles
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would you rather win a million dollars or win a sexual encounter with Mr beast?
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thoughts
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well done lad the beatles are all dead
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>>44995875
I will take the million dollars
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>>44995835
Maybe, depending on what someone is into--It's accounting. I've been really getting into the weeds of 'foreign exchange transactions' and 'organization combinations.' I feel like I could really debit someone's goodwill account now.
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>>44995875
are there people attracted to mr beast? genuine question.
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>>44995875
I would win the million dollars and hire a bunch of mexicans to dig a pit and throw that white fat fuck pig into it
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>>44995859
What comics r u reading.
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>>44995876
i'd rather just buy a wendys frosty and dip some french fries in it
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>>44995886
yes, mariah carey
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>>44995880
erm Paul mccartney and Ringo starr are still alive so they are not all dead. stop being a hater witch sis
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>>44995886
he seems like a top tier 5/10
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Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
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>>44995886
I am attracted to people with money. Does anyone on this gennie have money?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD3i1A3HJpI

what made Gd so attractive when he use to look like this? and why is not attractive anymore?
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yeah i can see why that would work but the door rarely fits the board and that is never good for the health of the goldfish
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>>44995920
idanon and shizas parents money
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Hemlo
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>>44995920
I make $140k
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>>44995924
no way in hell an attractive person has 55 minutes worth of interesting things to say, skip

>>44995928
i aint sharing
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>>44995884
This sounds really boring, but maybe in Idaho that's like really radical and unusual for people who's most exciting activity is "going outside" and "escaping taxes"
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>>44995924
erm but that is not me, henny. i would never wear black nail polish and i was prettier than him in the middle school
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>>44995919
its cute that he shaves his leg and butt
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>>44995937
What have you accomplished without your parents money?
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>>44995929
OH MY GOD HIIIIII how are you, my fellow trannysistuh? OWO
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>>44995931
good decent income
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>>44995931
do you need a stay at home partner? I can cook spaghetti, frozen pizza, and steak
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"With the entry of a socialist into the government, and class domination continuing to exist, the bourgeois government doesn’t transform itself into a socialist government, but a socialist transforms himself into a bourgeois minister." - Rosa Luxemburg, 1899
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>>44995955
Thx the bf makes $180k
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sometimes i think it will all be fine but then that bitchy spider in the corner of my room starts gossiping about me to my friends
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>>44995963
mfw aoc goes to the met gala and becomes just like pelosi
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>>44995949
not a thing :3
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>>44995960
No. See >>44995968
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>>44995968
Okay if you already have a partner, then do you need a pet? A maid? I can wear whatever cute lil outfit you two want
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mama we live in feudalism with slightly more class mobility, hate the game not the player
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>>44995974
sad
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>>44995943
you ain't escaping taxes in Idaho unless you're a freeloading retiree or veteran.

Anyway, it's useful for my investment activities.
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>>44995979
R u tall
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>>44995968
so together you can afford a $1-$1.5 million dollar home
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i felt like a character from the office but all my co-workers are bugs in my room talking shit about me behind my back
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>>44995987
No, I'm the pathetic jetpack wannabe big spoon from above :'(
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>>44995981
Do you have any skills or talents at least?
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>>44995986
Okay. I suspected it was a money making scheme and not something you find genuinely engaging
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>>44995981
erm you're a fat lard nepo baby of a landlord. of course you'd say that while taking breaks in between eating your pre-meal snacks
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Jeb stay safe in the hurricane <3
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>>44995111
I asked google what the perfect gamer bf was and got this
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>>44995996
well i aced defending my thesis and i draw sometimes, and i think im pretty witty sometimes
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:3 hi everyone
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>>44995999
It is engaging. It's helping to deepen my understanding of a number of line items and how certain figures are arrived at.
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>>44996028
No better than anyone else here.
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>>44996030
business skunk at his office job
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>>44995992
Maybe. Right now we're trying to pay for our wedding. Shit's expensive
>>44995994
Unfortunately we cannot extend an offer at this time
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>>44996034
arguable but i dont wish to argue lol
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>>44996038
lol skip a wedding
put that money towards something you'll get your money back on eventually
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>>44996038
I am going to kill myself now, and it's all your fault
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why do people spend so much on weddings?
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>>44996037
i am just at home but it is good to dress smart. you never know when a good job opportunity might arise
after all i would love to be a corporate servant working for money
even better if the company is international and valued in the billions of pounds
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>>44996027
Wow so accurate
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>>44996045
There isn't anything to argue really
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>>44996049
it's just Americans who do that..
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>>44996059
for you
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>>44996052
>billions of pounds
just like shiza
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The world has made me the way I am. Ruthless. Divine. Empowered
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>>44996054
I'm a lesbian but I would fuck him.
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>>44996065
no it's not lol, if anything americans invented cheap weddings with vegas
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>>44996049
erm why shouldnt they? after all you only wed once in this life before moving to the north pole and live happily ever after
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>>44996047
We both own places. We live in my condo which I have a mortgage at 2.49% interest. Cheap money.
>>44996048
It's illegal to kill yourself
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>>44996067
Most of gaygen is useless. You're one of the majority.
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dont argue with the void. there may be some turkish shop beyond it and they will haggle you to death from bargaining
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>>44996032
Babe you need to get out of Idaho if this is engaging.
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>>44995418
I would like to see that. It's nothing bad, you're just losing weight and your skin hasn't pulle back yet, there's nothing shameful about that big man.
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>>44996093
for you
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spending lot of money on a wedding is some dumb shit lol
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>>44996093
useless because we don't want to engage with talentless hacks like you?
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>>44996101
What makes you better?
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When I marry shizah I'm gonna have a super expensive wedding and shizas parents are gonna have to pay for it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC440Odr3Bs
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>>44996086
Wow, you could even just let me live in the other place to maintain it while you're away. So selfish—typical of the wealthy. And shallow. Caring about height is foid behavior
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It's probably a waste of money yeah but I've been in enough weddings that I want my turn. It's like, the best party I'll ever throw and it's an all-inclusive destination wedding so it'll be a fun vacation with everyone we love
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>>44996116
sigh of course you dont come with any dowry, the things i do for love...
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>>44996122
Babe your talent is making frozen pizza
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>>44996125
What makes you better?
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>>44996124
i thought women can't post here?
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>>44996128
Babe ? :3 I see I am making progress towards wooing you over <333
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>>44996133
Can't take money with you, so why not
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>>44996129
>>44996045
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I wonder who the guiness book winner is for gay guy with the most marriages and divorces
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>>44996027
would if BWC and balls, small fupa and belly
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60fps isnt that bad for video games. even our cumshots are optimized for 60 fps and no one's ever complained about cumshots so the verdict is settled. its 60 fps
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>>44996141
You're so full of shit Lol
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>>44996143
The only gay wedding I went the couple got divorced within three months lol. Hopefully we last longer than that
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>>44996125
Ya I don't even know what dowry means so
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>>44996027
Why did it make him fat?
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>>44996104
so right, henny. its better to buy a yacht instead with that kind of money
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>>44996158
that doesnt surprise me
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>>44996159
Gaming is a sedentary hobby
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>>44996158
because you're obviously a downy tranny that has to post pictures to be noticed as you don't transition into an engaging fun personality
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>>44995863
only 6' / 183cm
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>>44996181
Shiza doesn't have a penis.
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>>44995946
a lot of soccer players have shaved legs. maybe its a european thing.
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>>44996190
Shiza stray
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>>44996197
erm she actually does but it looks like a shrimp. one time while eating food, she accidentally poked it with a fork cause she thought she saw a shrimp
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You can leave my apartment key on the davenport. No, the davenport- the chesterfield. No- does that look like a divan to you? Leave 'em on the chifferobe.
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>>44996190
I'm a little retarded but I think I'm a pretty fun person and everybody likes me.
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>>44996196
Can I fuck you as a 6'4" man?
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>>44996206
Have you seen proof? Hmmmm me neither
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now wait a minute. who the fuck keeps cumming in my coffee?
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gaygen stealing shizas inheritance
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>>44995773
I'm just inclusive. As long as he's not a landwhale or old or toxic I don't mind.
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ion even got it on me rn
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>>44996214
>6'4
Are you thick and solid or lanklet
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>>44996220
I just want to steal her dad and maybe her retarded but sexy hunky hung cousin. Uncle too but I don't know what he looks like but judging by cousin he's fine too.
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>>44995807
I'd be tempted to touch his belly button
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>>44996206
The lesson here is don't eat shrimp naked
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>>44996237
Fuckin half of his Instagram is photos of his wife and kids, sadly. I wish I didn't look him up
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>>44996239
seriously? now i have to start over with the wedding night plans
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>>44996230
We could live together and just play MMOs all day inside :)
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there's too many different types of guys
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Shiza/actress anon
Thorny/timur
Marina/Delta
Bucko/methy
Who else?
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>>44996256
No more tummy pics?
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the polish fat is beating the joke to death because it no longer thinks of it as satire and hopes for it secretely
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>>44996258
didnt you complain about erp here b4?
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>>44996268
You/going outside
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inhaling copious amounts of fetish porn
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>>44996268
Me and you outside anon ofc, how could you forget this silly :)
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>>44996273
Not very many
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>>44996279
They should take it to disc
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its not that bad. just one whiff and you'll be resting in a pod for a long sleep
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>>44996268
Idk but put me on that list too, I failed to get my / recently
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>>44996305
Clapping, marina,delta,shiza, all single
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>>44996239
erm thats how you are supposed to eat shrimp though henny. you gotta strip the shrimp and remove its guts before you eat it
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>>44996280
by any means, feel free to provide a sc and ill address it
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>>44996317
About tim and bitrooner
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>>44996323
>>44996317
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>>44996309
Literally all of them are taken, shiza and delta/marina
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>>44996317
your short term memory is concerning
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tfw no flight attendant bf
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>>44996268
Jeb/Santino?
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>>44996333
are you? concerned?
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>>44996323
Shiza is a larp and"forgets" if you confront her with anything. Assumes you collect screenshots of her very important posts instead of owning her opinions like a diva
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>>44996325
fucking fat retarded hypocritical desperate old tranny with saggy tits and sad ass
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>>44996357
the archive is right there
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if you join your mouth with your anus, you basically become a circular meat pipe
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>>44996364
>circular meat pipe
a shiza
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Enough playing nice next edition I'm gonna be on my macro shit
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None of you are worthy enough for me to even spit on you
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>>44996346
Imagine breaking him in half in the toilets mid flight.
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i just dont address conjecture sawryyyy
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>>44996376
Post macroshits cutie
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>>44996359
Or you could own what you said. I don't know why you play these games with screenshots, like you wouldn't have said such things. But say you're honest and real. Just another fake.
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>i just dont address conjecture sawryyyy
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>>44996382
Next edition I'll post which trips make good giants and which trips should be tiny. Which is less exciting than it sounds since like only two trips make good giants
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>>44996398
What goes it take to be a giant then if not height?
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>>44996385
if you want to bring something up with me bring it up with due context, its a very simple request
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I think I'd be a pretty good giant cuz I don't eat that much anyway so I wouldn't be a huge burden to feed
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and of course, if you fart, it will never leave your body. it just circulates within
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>>44996358
but enough about xanthippe
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>>44996406
Vibe/body type
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otherwise im just gonna assume you wish to obstruct the context because it doesn't fit the narrative you're trying to put forward and at that point your issue has already addressed itself hasn't it
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>>44996408
You are a burden to be around
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recycle

new thread >>44995024
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>>44996426
stop doing it early you are cheating
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>>44996425
Nuh-huh
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>>44996099
>I would like to see a walrus with alopecia
You are so stupid lol
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>>44996432
you mean this shitty thread can not die fast enough. we'll get zere
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>>44996450
If that makes me stupid than so be it, maybe I've found something special in that malding walrus because he can be great and sweet when he's not stressed about what he thinks others perceive him as.
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>>44995270
arghhhh >.<
*explodes into a mist of blood*
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>>44996408
What do you do with the tiny ppl
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NEW THREAD >>44995024

NEW THREAD >>44995024

NEW THREAD >>44995024
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and this thread has died. bye, bitch
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>>44996214
Depends on your build and if I can reciprocate.
Sorry, I like 'em fat and able to take it as well as they give ;3



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