Israel Edition>QOTTWhat are your thoughts on Israel?>קוֹדֵם>>44997487
>>45001099Gen Z ends in 2010 or 2012, no? You're a zoomer
>>45001092I should re-read Carrie. Haven't read it since high school.
>QOTTI pray Mossad stops paying women, both cis and trans, to not find me attractive
>>45001092I met an Israeli trans girl from this board that looked insanely cute and small but she wanted me to visit her in Israel and i got cold feet. Lost contact with her.
>>45001114
What an offer
>>45001092https://youtube.com/watch?v=pKcZDw9j7IY
>>45001127This can’t be real
>>45001092
I can't fuck with Israeli trannies because I want a phimosis clitty gf and jews are cut
>>45001151what about a phimosis bf
>>45001154I can do a phimosis clitty bf on HRT. Wait do you have phimosis?
I don't want to touch a weiner i just want to fuck someone's ass
>>45001156yeah
IKEA makes me sadOh also Israel I guess
>>45001160That's SO fucking cute
has anybody seen rick?
>>45001158I don't want to touch it either. They just look so cute flopping around, especially when they're soft and uncut
I am in the verge of fweaking out
>>45001164yeah but it means i can't ever fuck anything or anyone because putting it inside something would pull back the skin and hurt :(
>>45001179Why what is going on?
Just finished the new Carrie series. Why is every adaptation so scared of killing her? Yes, Carrie is a victim, but she is also a sociopath, who kills (in the book at least), nearly 600 people iirc. She deserves to die. GOD.
>>45001181Do you even plan on using your dick for sex?
Why are they freaking out about this? I thought Spain was fairly liberal. It's probably just fat old women complaining like usual right
God gives his most feminine penises the tightest of foreskins
>>45001190i mean not really i'll get srs as soon as possible anyway but still even if i wanted to i can't
>>45001186Just have nothing to do with my life and no one to share it with
I really hope things get better because I can’t keep doing this do
My penis is more feminine than my face
frotting would be fun
gonna make this for breakfasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrV1XuVR4bY
>>45001207You want to frot but also want SRS? This doesn't compute. I thought all trannies hated their dicks.
AshdkslakajNzks
Jannies are at it again it seems>>45001214I knew a girl that wanted SRS but also figured she'd have fun with her dick while she still had it
I hate Nick fuentees and I watch him every night
I may be depressed
>>45001092https://voca.ro/1aYjv7YzIeWUgoodbye for now and goodnight
>>45001245Based asmr chan goodnight I’ve missed your departure
Have y'all ever genuinely been mad over a movie or show ending? Cause that's genuinely how I feel with the ending of Carrie. What the fuck? Again, why is every adaptation so scared of killing her?
>>45001245I wish I had half as good of a voice as u
>>45001253https://voca.ro/1dgNSSydpHSm
>>45001245Goodnight and sweet dreamsI support you
>>45001254Say I love you when they didn't show the kiss
>>45001263What? There's a lot of kissing in Carrie. Which one?
>>45001267It's an anime
How do I become Internet famous and fuel my constant need for attention
>>45001269Oh I see. I'm just so sick of this shit. This book has been around half a century. Now has 5 adaptations, and while I haven't watched the MTV film, none of them have killed Carrie in the end. All to tease a sequel that will never happen. Fuck me.
>>45001277Grooby worked for Jade Slade and Venus Rosie
I just found out my mom bought every Harry Potter movie digitally on Prime. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
>>45001277you missed out on the easy road to becoming tranny famous on twitter about 5 years ago
>>45001283Im not even good enough to do porn>>45001303Those people took a risk and were rewarded
Bros, how do we deal with the transbian problem?
>>45001318whats there to deal with?
>>45001318I feel like most of transwomen who identify themselves as "transbians" don't actually pass.And speaking of, what's the logic of being a transbian? Wouldn't being a man be better and give you more chances?
>>45001333you must be desperate
I‘m trying to believe my boyfriend, who is telling me that my body looks cis passing to him, but it’s really difficult when your own perspective is so different. It feels like I have to lie to myself, though I want to believe what he says is true. I love him more than I hate myself and want to be better
wow offer retracted
>>45001340you are worth it Julie
>>45001331Not a transbian, but let's be real. Some trans women don't become transbians, that's not the phrase I'm looking for, but instead, opt to do T4T and polycules so they're not lonely. I live in Seattle, and I used to live with a transbian who had like 4 girlfriends in a polycule, who also had their own girlfriends, and they were all trans. Unfortunately, my roommate was also a diaper troon which I found out in sheer horror when I went to the fridge at 3 in the morning for some water.
>>45001317not always a reward
>>45001360at least it's different
>>45001356the paid diaper polycule in seattle is a legitimate job prospect
>>45001356I can also talk about this more if anyone's interested. I'm a little buzzed, and drunk Emily has no filter.
>>45001356I thought the point of being a transbian was to be with a biological woman and not another transwoman?
>>45001365What do you mean? Sorry, drinking a bit. Don't fully understand >>45001374Man I don't know. I'm a Bi tranny who's mostly into men
I’ve been conflicted about something
I just want to be with you anon. Whether you are a man or a woman.
Literally just cord and pring, grim
literally just anon and anon, grim
lets all have an orgy wearing masks, just us anons.
Hello my name is anon
gay sex
>>45001432Literally just Grimm and Grimm, fairytales
Sweaty hairy anon orgy
My name is Pring Zula
well?
Sending pring to ftmg for her orgy
Literally just literally and literally, literally
I'm going to say the n word
>>45001452I was on ftmg earlier this year cause my ex got top surgery back in January and I wanted to know how to take care of him best. Then he broke up with me in March. Fuck you Evan.
who has had sex with the most posters from this thread? Get your votes in this strawpoll
>>45001468Oh min, that's like heckin not kewl dood. Lil doods need to stop heckin chasin dick and settle down already.
>>45001469Only two for me. Soon three though
>>45001475Chaser or tranner
>>45001474What's funny is he left me and started dating another trans woman, which is fine, but one 8 years older than him, who has only been on HRT for a year, has a child. I think there was something else too but I'm drunk, I don't remember. Sorry.Either way fuck Evan. All my homies hateEvan
>>45001469I have not had sex with any of the girls here sadly
>>45001487pretty sure i know which evan you are talking about and i agree with you
>>45001445the mic rula
>>45001489how can we fix this
>>45001479Chaser
>>45001497can we have sex
>>45001487Evan is a bastard for that
>>45001498We don't even know each other. I also have a girlfriend now anyway.
>>45001492Nah he never used 4chan afaik. He and I met off Taimi>>45001499No absolutely. My ex Kyle told me if he ever met Evan quote from a text>If I meet Evan face to face, I will fucking kill him for how he treated you. You took care of this manchild for a month while he recovered from top surgery, ran errands for him, made sure he was okay and he repays you by leaving you? I'll fucking kill him Em. You have my promise.
I don't even remember my ex's last name lol
>>45001496We could have sex provided you are one of girls here if your a chaser I’m not interested
>>45001512I remember all of mine.
>>45001513i’m a trans girl and i chase chasers
>>45001514Sucks to be you lol
>>45001522Why? I'm just good with names like that. I remember the full name of a bully I had in middle school. Funnily enough also names Evan.
>>45001520Where are you from anon?
>>45001513im a trans girl and i let chasers chase me
>>45001520Where do you live o chaser of chasers?
>>45001514I even remember the middle names :/
>>45001527eastern standard -,_,- u must live in serbia>>45001508oops sorry
>>45001526Where do you live o tranner that is chased?
>>45001531Nothing to apologize for. I respect the hustle, that's how I got my gf basically lol
>>45001530I only know Evan's and Kyle's. I don't think I ever asked middle names for my other partners.
>>45001533seattle :)
>>45001531I do not live in Serbia but they say God is a Serb
tfw no bf ;(Im a trans girl from spain
>>45001547god made my tits rlly small so he could make room for my big heart. i want to worship a man like he is my god tho>>45001538that is cool and slightly hopefuel. i’m a virgin and at most just tap tapping on my phone screen. not much of a hustle
I want men to desire me. I want women to approve of me.
I want milfs to desire me.
>>45001558I want i want i want, start doing
I want peach pie and ice cream
>>45001542Hey I'm also in Seattle! Not a chaser, but another tranner.
good morning ladiessss (and cisgender men) how are we all doing today? :)
>>45001569
Alright bedtime. Got a root canal first thing in the morning. See ya later chasergen.
>>45001550A European girl who isn't from the UK, Ireland, or Poland, what a rare sightEspecially when you consider how many trans girls there are in Spain
>>45001541>Jane >Grace >Patricia>Marie Those were the middle names of girls I had long term relationships with >>45001542We have spoken here before your probably the closest person here to me you are 10 hours away that’s still kinda far >>45001554Sounds like God did something right for once
>>45001569I’m sad like always hbu Blaire?
>>45001587my fav bible verse is “god created man”i wanna go to church and hold onto a man’s arm discreetly during the service and hold his hand during the homily. am i cooked for that
>>45001565I want, yet cant have. Its not fair, its not just.
>>45001582yea we are everywhere i guess xD
>>45001604no that is incredibly cute
>>45001611>we are everywhere i guess xDNot everywhere sadly
>>45001660do u have discord :/
>>45001622thanks. i feel like my body was made to be abused by men and god had that in mind when he made me. he just forget to make me a girl at the start
>>45001666I'm bored enoughbrall
>>45001340just replying to bump because nobody saw it
good morning
>>45001366I need the 3 am diaper reveal details
>>45001797>free feetAnd what a good morning it isHow are you, anon?
>>45001814i’m doing good. i didn’t sleep that much but im not tired.i’m on my second carton of eggs and all of these eggs are double yolked as well, i have no idea whyhow are you anon?
>>45001822You've been sleeping pretty poorly lately, no?Can't you buy cartons of double yolked eggs?I had a pretty wonderful night so the morning feels a bit empty now. I do think I should stop drinking though
>>45001805Guess you're in luck since I can't sleep >Wake up at 3 AM, have to pee. Restroom is right next to my bedroom>Feeling the need for some water too>Head to the kitchen to grab some from my Brita pitcher>Walk into the kitchen and see my roommate there>Half asleep so at first don't even process it>All of a sudden when she starts walking, hear a crinkle sound. At first I think it's coming from the fridge>Turn around, notice my roommate is wearing a diaper>Literally dropped my pitcher right on my foot and nearly gagged >Asked her "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!">"Oh I thought you knew I was an ABDL. You never noticed the diapers in my room?">"No! I've been in your room like twice since living here! What the fuck!>"What it's not a big deal." >Horrified go back to my room>Barely slept that night>Moved out a month later because I couldn't stand being in the same place as a diaper troon in a like, 8 person polycule. So yeah there's the story.
hello anons hru >>45001842are u drinking in the morning anon?
>>45001092I affirm Israel's right to exist and secure the future of the white race.
>>45001842no not too bad recently, today was a bit of an exception this week but i was trying to go to bed earlier so i kinda expected it>Can't you buy cartons of double yolked eggs?you can but these are just normal walmart great value eggs! i dont have double yolk money!glad to hear you had a great night. what'd you get up to? :>
>>45001848No just last night but I went a bit far. Nothing too bad but a bit inappropriateHow are you?
>>45001865i'm tired but excited to watch a movie with frens later :)
>>45001855>great value eggs!Maybe that's the great value and the corporations are doing good consumer practices for onceI promised not to tell what I got up to nor do I think you'd want to hear about it
>>45001917>Maybe that's the great value and the corporations are doing good consumer practices for oncemy life for the walton family>I promised not to tell what I got up tofair enuff :3glad you had a fun night!
>>45001899Which movie are you going to watch?
>>45001923Thank you, now just to save up for the plane ticket because of course everyone loves on opposite sides of the world here
>>45001951hehe australia right?
>>45001951Fortunate typo>>45001960Australia wrong
https://voca.ro/1hCB4BInrPXS
had another weird dream last night i was served a sandwich with red meat inside. i took a bite and could feel the meat throbbing in my mouth. i looked in the sandwich and a small cat creature that looked like it was made of liver was in there, a hole torn in its stomach from my bite. it started off just breathing but then seemed to get healthier and could move. i took it and put it in the garden at my mums house and as i watched it set on fire and was pulled to hell what the heck
>>45001669This nigga trippin
>>45001924it's called the end of oak street i don't know if it's any good tho
>>45002018https://voca.ro/19NikO9IRgFv
>>45001845LMAO idk how people can be so unashamed about shit like diaper kinks. But do they shit and piss in those diapers or do they just get off on wearing them? I guess it varies but I wonder which is more common
>>45001845hi what does abdl mean
>>45002113awesome beautiful dainty ladyit’s a good compliment
>>45002101thanks! you have a cool voice what's the creature called? a do-if? i felt mainly bad for it, it didn't seem like a nice thing to do either biting it or watching it burn up. i guess it was pity more than anything? i have a lot of weird dreams like that, id love to hear more of your thoughts
>>45002113Adult Black Down Low
>>45002128https://voca.ro/1djpeORC3rMl
>>45001762everyone saw it we just didn’t care
>>45002143huh that's a good angle actually, i did have some issues with my mum in the past that i wont bore you with but it tracks quite well can these dream creatures latch on to you permanently? or is it a fleeting kind of thing?
i just woke up and im thinking about how much hope i had for the west world series when i was like 20 years old and season 1 was airing, and how getting geniunely sad and teary eyed and how bad it turned out and how hope was crushed
>>45001762We don't give a fuck about you what kind of answer are you even expecting
>>45001762fuck off
>>45001762You're abusing your boyfriend by staying with him
>>45002177gm cibi. pic unrel
>>45002194wow is that you? you're so hot :p
>>45002177Please lock in I'm begging you
>>45002173https://voca.ro/1no1VTP62XbU
REAL QOTT: wwyd if you had a tiny clone of brad pitt?1/6 scale, mid 20s brad pit
>>45002204swallow him whole
>>45002204never found him very attractive personally. now, adrien brody, that's another story...
>>45002206wwyd if you had a tiny clone of brad pitt living inside your stomach that talks to you in the middle of the night?
>>45002197
>>45002177ur so real for this fren T~T
need a tiny clone of pichu up in my butthole fiddling with my prostate and making me bust when I'm in line at the grocery store
Maiq's whiskers tickling you while he eats your ass and gock
good bbc morny
>>45002228good morning maiq
>>45002229how are you?
maiq cuddling and stroking me to bbc shemale porn
>>45002221his throat getting a good workout when I slide the gock in
>>45002239Imagine maiq's big scared eyes going wide when you cum in it <3
>>45002244his little soft pecker dribbling gogurt
>>45002237that's the dream
>>45002203interesting i do think there's a certain disconnect sometimes between the expression of language and what you actually feel. like you're trying to translate an indescribable feeling into words to explain it to someone. strange to think about language in the same vein as hunger and sleepiness and that, as in it's something your body does or needs or has been conditioned to, but not what your inner soul wants also i'll always be safe from demons cause i have strong faith :) where are you from btw? you sound vaguely local. i'm from Essex
is maiq still here? i used to talk to him years ago he did a tarot reading for me
>>45002261What did it say?
Is it possible to be put down thru are NHS ive got like 5 flus going on at once
>>45002261maiq's in goonspace rn he'll be back later
>>45002261yup the gluckler is here nearly everyday
>>45002262it was probably 5-6 years ago now, i don't remember sadly i had it saved on my pc for a while but i have a new one now
As a fellow chaser i admire maiq dude is still here breaking heartsLike him or not every tranny seems to have a maiq story and to have talked to him at some point
Agock Gluckler
American century of humiliation I can feel it in my bones. a country known for its crazy inedible viral recipes and its weird quirky pop music and its repressive government. somewhere you visit but you wouldnt want to live
>>45002268He gets that type of hate that only comes from success
>>45002261>tarotToo Christian to date a trans woman but not Christian enough to blaspheme lol
>>45002268well yeah he's a prolific creep that spent 80 hours a week posting in mtfg for years. Who knows how long he spent on discord too
>>45002281Not to blaspheme*
>>45002281Mr downlow
>>45002257https://voca.ro/1jsQaEPCwyGY
>>45001221I once blew a girl from grindr whose profile said she was getting SRS at the end of the month and she wanted to "use it before I lose it"
im gonna sneeze
>>45001092Israel is our greatest ally
>>45001092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw3GN7L26bQ
i got a gock in my rari
Asexual anon?
where bronya
Imagine you're 3 years into marriage with your tranny and she tells you she was maiq'd before you met
>>45002413If you met her here you should expect her to have been maiq'd before
It's actually inspiring that some weird 40 year old can run through a constantly rotating cast of sexy 20 year old internet loony troons
imagine you’re 3 years into marriage with your tranny and she tells you she was maiq and then transitioned to maiqelle
>>45002391hehe. you're never safe from me i run this fucking club
>>45002440hi bronya
i’ve never talked to maiq but i don’t think he still lurks here. why would he stay after that kind of humiliation?
>>45002446im high out of my minddddd I should be packing but im busting down all my friends doors and walking them through how to fix their lives since I won't be here as often to like drip feed it. Basically all of them just need to break up which sucks because I am always telling everyone to break up so it sounds like bad advice coming from me but it is actually a situation where like nothing can happen until that happens
>>45002351diva behaviour. I salute her
also was maiq really a hardcore catholic? then why did he goon to tranny porn all the time make it make sense
>>45002458we all need to get gayer and fatter and singler
>>45002458I thought you quit drugs
goob morbin
>>45002466Even he couldn't make it make sense, that's why he was such a freak in denial the whole time
TRANNY LEADERBOARD RANKS:0-500MMR: CROSSDRESSER500-1000MMR: FEMBOY1000-1500: SISSY1500-2000: BIMBO2000-2500: LADYBOY2500-3000: TRANNYTOP 50: SHEMALE
>>45002481i just finally made it to bimbo last night. finally have competent teammates now
>>45002472gooby morbius
>>45002481Ladyboy is obviously above tranny in this system
>>45002486hru miss mouse?>>45002489god i wish this was me
>>45002468did i really LMAO. i probably just ran out. i had to be pretty sober for the job hunt and I'm obviously gonna have no network in London so I'm just trying to get back in touch with the old me for a minute before I enter this new phase... i deserve it...>>45002467I'm not anti relationship!!! i think it's completely appropriate to be in a relationship this time of year I only expect you to be single for summer so we can go out out without you lugging that baggage behind you
>>45002492https://voca.ro/1c54FrV0UbGV
GM MOUSE
>>45002481crossdressers should be way higher. I would do bimbo femboy sissy crossdresser ladyboy tranny shemale
I would also like to say good morning to mouse.
>>45002485stop blaming teammates for not getting your hole plapped enough>>45002491next ranked season
>>45002492i’m doing good im so happy its nice and cool out im wearing my cozy sweaters now :>hru?>>45002498GM E. do u liek this tripcode i mined?
Imagine you're 40 and talking to your coworker who's also 40 about how your children are putting stress on your ~15 year long relationships and some chubby glammed up fag who's never pair bonded before swaggers into the break room and tells you you should get a divorce and that you probably don't put effort into raising your kids based on statistics
>>45002504good morning anon!!!! what’s up
>>45002514You're closer to the last one than either of the normal ones, gay boy.
Good morning to everyone except one
>>45002529it’s me isn’t it :(
i’m the one
>>45002529Morning.
>>45002455Yeah surely he left..imagine coming back to see your face used as a reaction image everyday
>>45002510i love sweater weather! it’s not gonna be cold enough here till november tho :(im doing alright i got to sleep in today a little and im working from how :Dcool tripcode btw
>>45002542ikr. and he was rly careful about never revealing any personal information about himself to tranners he talked to so this is a worst case scenario for him
>>45002542You'd think so but some people are built different and just double down
>>45002516I'm happy for the weekend! What's up for you? Are you back to using a trip?
>>45002514I don't talk to people in their 40s I find them to be very low vibrational
>>45002514https://voca.ro/1YxuCSfFl1tK
do you think we could get a brand to repost the hershey man?
>>45002568I also rly like that I sound like timmy thick in this story. I want to bring that vibe more
i ordered these headphones and I'm really excited to get them and try them on. they apparently have bone conduction too
>>45002575probably not they usually want younger people in their ads
>>45002510Yeah it good tripcode mouse
>>45002575I bet you could, but you'd have to do it on like facebook
>>45002554yay working from home is so cozy!! november is right around the corner so enjoy the rest of fall :>and thank u!!>>45002564naice i’m excited for this weekend we get a long one due to thanksgiving. do u have any plans? mostly just work today pour moi.> Are you back to using a trip?no probably not i may throw it on every now and then but it was just something i mined for fun. someone else mentioned a program that you can use to gen them in a previous thread and i wanted to see how long it’d take to get it. turns out not that long with my gpu.
>>45002557All his careful planning foiled by one pic post. RIP DL king I hope they have Hershey's up there >>45002557He already tried all those aliases and look where that got him lmao
>>45002585yayy!
>>45002580I don't want my bones conducted.
>>45002595but that’s how the codex in metal gear worlds. it stimulates the small bones of your ear :(
>>45002580they're saying that's the next big thing right the bone stuff. they're so beautiful!!! you should show them to mamo she has a rly chic aesthetic sensibility esp for technology i wonder if she would like them. I like the rly cool toned sort of champagne gold
>>45002575have you seen his eyes in that pic there's no way. no brand would go anywhere near that pic it feels haunted
>>45002591apparently that’s why he always used freshly made discord accountslike 2 weeks old
>>45002607If it is that bad why did cibi fall in love with him?
>>45002510but how do we know if this is mouse prime or a doppelmaus. say something only mouse would know
>>45002612it's kind of fierce something in me wishes I wasn't way too lazy to give chasers this experience. it's kinda fun and sleazy when it's not like. your whole life right
bf who kisses my forehead before getting up to get ready for work while i stay in bed a little longer
>>45002613How would I know I find other people to be very unskilled lovers women will pine for serial killers and white nationalists and men will, as we know, fuck cheeseburger
>>45002595>>45002599i think its cool its just the same vibrations but with ur bones instead of soft tissue ear drum>>45002603same they were reminding me of this angel devil aesthetic like ryo from devilman crybaby
>>45002627i don't fall in love before a full background, medical history, and credit check i find these people very irresponsible
bf who buys me bone conductive headphones
>>45002630i get exactly what you mean I see the vision I was going in a more like chobits y2k direction but that makes way more sense
Hello anonya
>>45002631that's not true I am very protective of my heart for sure but I don't really care about any of those things I just take a while to start respecting someone and there's a hard prereq
I just scratched my balls
what are yall doing today
e you have to say hello to me too or i will get jealous
>>45002640it's a secret don't tell anyone
>>45002588>we get a long one due to thanksgivingI was today years old when I learned canadians and americans celebrate thanksgiving on a different day and on a different month! Thanksgiving seems so nice I'd love to attend a thanksgiving dinner some day. Do you have thanksgiving plans?>do u have any plans?I'm playing mtg with my friend group, otherwise I'll just relax.
>>45002644tranny btw
>>45002634yea i think i get what u mean, i also love that aesthetic. and like transluscent jelly hardware shells
>>45002653girls don’t have balls
>>45002614they nerfed penance in yesterdays wow forever patch and im upset about that also i tried to do the last boss in the new dalaran dungeon but it bugged out and didnt spawn :(uhhhhhh what else uhhhhhh idk
>>45002647hello anon>>45002650can i get a stu update?
>>45002614i like bbc
>>45002644Remain calm, but it is vital that you immediately flush the area with cool or lukewarm running water for at least 20 to 30 minutes (or up to an hour if recommended by local emergency guidance) and call emergency services.Immediate Action Steps- Rinse continuously: Put your hand under cool or lukewarm running water right away to wash the material off and dilute it. Make sure the water flows off your hand rather than pooling. Do not try to neutralize the substance with soap or other chemicals.- Remove contaminated items: Take off any rings, watches, or clothing on or near your hand while rinsing, provided they are not stuck to the skin.- Call for emergency help: Dial 999 (in the UK) or 911 (in the US) immediately, because ball damage on the hands require urgent medical evaluation. You can also consult resources like NHS inform for regional genital burn protocols.- Cover the affected area: After rinsing, loosely cover the hand with a sterile gauze bandage or a clean, non-fluffy cloth.- Do not apply home remedies: Avoid applying butter, ointments, or adhesive bandages to a fresh genital burn.If you can share how long you scratched your balls, when you last showered, or what symptoms you are currently experiencing I can advise you on potential next steps.
>>45002656Girls don't, but trannies do
>>45002658Time to go shadow
e doesn’t like me anymore
>>45002654right right? although I don't know more and more I'm like. in this field that is completely transforming all of society I want the designs to be something completely new too. i just also want them to not be completely uninteresting to look at. I wonder if there really is nothing new under the sun
>>45002658ok that's definitely the real mouse>>45002670but this one is so convincing too....>>45002669zidk who that is
>>45002686go to hell
>>45002676shadow players are on suicide watch rn actuallybut i wouldn’t do that im a healer main>>45002652thanksgiving is cool i have no plans because we’re not doing anything this year so it’s just another day off for me i’ll probably get some extra chores inmtg with friends sounds fun i used to play mtg with my dad when i was a kid
>>45002633get a fucking job
>>45002689who tf are you
>>45002696are people with jobs not allowed to get gifts
>>45002698i dont kneo
>>45002690did shadow get nerfed orz lllllllllllllnp weak in beta ⊧ busted at launch
>>45002708U better Google it bitch
im so eeeeeeepy help
>>45002690I feel like blizzard is in an abusive relationship with spriestsI hope hybrid builds will end being viable later on, I remember my cousin used to heal as shadow so he could pump dps. Didn't need much healing with how OP blood dk was back then
>>45002719I could come tuck you in and kiss you goodnight
i’ll try not to make the gen turn into wow talk sorry>>45002710from my understanding it’s not a damage issue it’s more of a gameplay issue. >>45002720smite dps priest looks pretty fun there’s new talents to support it
i apologize for my annoying breakdown last night.ill get my ffs and my face won't grow back and i know that people walking past me on the street can't see a projection of my pretrans self glowing over my body after they stare at me for 3+ seconds. thank you for your patience, or i apologize for overtesting your patience.
gorny
>>45002728i see. that is much worse. despair .....
>>45002726it’s morning tho :(>>45002734hi pichu are you okay? i reach a second wave of hating my ffs results that will hopefully go away but thought you might want to know
>>45002734>>45002739good morning pichu and anon
>>45001115lmfao
>>45002734<3
>>45002734You gotta be dumped in the looney bin
The “Cried while reading smut about a trans woman meeting a guy at a party” award goes to men
wwyd if you weren’t literally perfect in every conceivable way
>>45002734gm greenchu
what should i do today?
>>45002734And you still believe you don't need pills. You're such a fucking schizo retard
>>45002770suicide immediately. so thank God it's not a problem
>>45002770eat breakfast
>>45002770It doesn't matter because she likes me nonetheless
>>45002783REAL>>45002785hmmm>>45002786i wish i had that :(
>>45002718ok. im this
>>45002779im on 5mg abilify currently
>>45002770I’m the worst and I wasn’t good enough
should i get a tattoo
>>45002813Yes
>>45002820of what
>>45002734oh did I miss this. it's okay there's always ups and downs. you are making good progress >>45002793Hello rock ballad by casting crowns >>45002813Yeah get the poz one
>>45002824That's always personal but I think for women flowers work well because of all the variations and meanings
>>45002828did you mean loz? like a triforce tattoo?>>45002831maybe a rose could be pretty or a morning glory
I have to take a fat shit this time every day
>>45002844you’re so regular babe
>>45002828hello. and what are you
>>45002838For colourful flowers I would also suggest you look at having it done without linework
>>45002849thats not real
>>45002838roses are traditionally associated with transgender right? esp white roses cause their traditional meaning is "a fresh start". I should appreciate roses more I want to buy white roses to christen my new flat... it's good to make sure you own a vase so you the universe will attract people who give you flowers for it or a life that'll let you have fresh flowers whenever you want. Yes I think a triforce tattoo would be very uplifting
>>45002859It's real. I can tell because of the pixels
>>45002851I don't know. I have nothing anymore. I bring nothing to the table. I'm too washed up to survive as an anon
>>45002849It won't be tight for long after i'm done with her
oh no is the age of bronya over… chasergen will fall…
>>45002874Bye...
>>45002880please come back TwT
>>45002854oh yeah that could look cool>>45002861i have always loved white roses i didn’t know that they were considered a trans thing tho! i have two vases from the last time people bought me flowers. i just had to throw them out yesterday cause they had withered too much and were stinking up the place
>>45002859It’s real look I just googled it and it said the same thing see
>qottFuck israel fake ass country retarded genocideres.Hello everytran.
i want to get a pokemon tattoo
thank you for calling chasergen support how can i help you today?
hey bronya do you want to come over and watch yao ming highlights?
>>45002898i got called a faggot please help
>>45002866i guess that proves it>>45002868at least you have a job>>45002888i guess that proves it
>>45002898my choid won’t turn on. i tried unplugging him and plugging him back up but nothing works
>>45002904faggot
what’s so bad about israel tho
why is it called israel when it isfake
is there a way to invest in the tattoo removal industry now before it skyrockets within the next 20-30 years? blizzard and nintendo aren’t the only ones who will make money off dumb millennials
>>45002922Most people just get coverups so this is a dumb idea
>>45002898Do you have any boyfriends in stock?
>>45002906can you try factory resetting your choid? try that and then power cycle again and let me know if that works.
>>45002936i’ll have to transfer you to our sales department, one moment please.
>>45002906Send him feet pics
>>45002955https://voca.ro/121kz5dPfkOV
i'm going as Kim Possible for halloween guys
>>45002941i think i did something wrong. he’s turned on now but he’s speaking french i think>>45002955he's not gay
>>45002969https://voca.ro/18O54OlAWthD
>>45002974>he's not gayI think he's broken beyond repair, best throw him in the bin
Might get one of those autistic pokemon trans girls from the girlfriend shop to try out
>>45002988i knew i shouldn’t have tried to jailbreak him :(
>>45002994Those are high quality.
sobe
>>45002994who is your favorite pokemon????????
>>45003015https://voca.ro/166sO85CKfVD
>>45003005Hopefully they're in stock>>45003019Hitmonlee
So happy it's Friday!
>>45003025https://voca.ro/1k6ktLAHKfMc
>>45003024mr eye nipples is pretty cool yeah
I don't have any friends :(
Is getting an autistic pokemon tranner gf cutie pie from the girlfriend store advisable if I can only talk about gens 1 and 2?
>>45003039do you hate the newer gems or just don’t know about them
>>45003039https://voca.ro/19uLXEuBCiTh
I want a slightly autistic Pokemon obsessed tranner gf too
i feel so valuable rn
>>45002969That's a good fit for you
>>45002969My most proud Halloween hookup was a girl dressed up as Kim possible she was fine
>>45003050I played gen 3 but don't remember anything about it anymore, other gens I just haven't played and I don't have any interest in them either as such.
>>45003095would you play the new games with me when they come out?
Go for the normie tranners instead. The autistic pokemon trannies are almost always transbians. Just get hot and get yourself a normie trans girl. Thank me later.
blehhgh
Good mornin.
>>45003074https://voca.ro/1gcVEFnAqlut
goodnight asexual anongoodnight pichugoodnight bronya and stugoodnight wulfimgoodnight mamo and wimogoodnight cibigoodnight eastern yurope postergoodnight sarahgoodnight mousegoodnight beepy
>>45003117https://voca.ro/19TMZRdlV3mt
>>45003117goodnight mr E
>>45003117hey :(goodnight to you anyway
>>45003117goodnight
>>45003130BADNIGHT BLAIRE
It’s hard to pick a favorite mon but if I had to choose it’s pic related
>>45003100Uuuuh probably not but you can tell me about them and what you have done in game.
>>45003147:(
>>45003144what did i do to deserve this kind of shoddy treatment?
>>45003146have you seen roaring moon? i like him better than salamence and his mega personally but they are all cool
good morning every1
Fantasizing about cuddling
>>45003100Are you that same girl that's asked before?
>>45003182probably
>>45003188I don't want to repeat myself but I still this is a super cute and romantic idea and I hope you'll have it soon
>>45003180Pervert.
>>45003177good morning.
>>45003194i had it before and we're still friends even tho it didn’t work out romantically
>>45003161I do like roaring moon a lot but mence is the classic archetypal dragon. I also like Garchomp and Dragapult. But if I could have any Pokemon and only one I would want a Gardevoir (male)
im scared
>>45002969nice
>>45003152goodnight blaire
great more /b/ freaks have arrived to shit up the gen
>>45003196I just want to fall sleep with a guy. I'm a sick freak!
>>45003206lol, is dragon your favorite type outside of gardevoir?
ill take a beating if it means i get to have a bf
I had a weird ass dream. first it was a zombie apocalypse. then I was at like a big home improvement type store like home Depot or something, in their plant section looking for a nice tree to take home. some theif ran off and security was chasing them, and some old guy nudged me like "you want the job right, go get em" so I chased the theif and it led to a place where a gang of women attacked me with box cutters and I woke up
>>45003231ACAB even if it's a dream
poop vanquished
>>45003101TRVKE
>>45003250do you flush with sand, what's going on here
>>45003256This is such a 16yo boy fantasy
>>45003230you're mexican tho why are you racist
>>45003264DON'T. REPLY. TO. THE. /B/TARD. YOU RETARD.
>>45003264We should tell each other our 16yo fantasies
horny for boys and usual
>>45003282I just wanted to be loved forever.
>>45003262composting toilet. sawdust
>>45003272Fair>>45003282I didn’t do psychosexual development by 16
when i was 16 i wanted to marry my best friend and i had a binder of wedding plans and ideas for it but i never showed him because he wasn’t gay
>>45003219Yes I would be one of those chads in a cape on the mountains with a full dragon team and garde of course
Jewish chaser here. Close your eyes and think of the biggest optics nvke you can think of. Now imagine that optics nvke was a nvclear armed state that had all of the mainstream media parroting the idea that your identity is tied to that optics nvke and it’s a good thing. Imagine that you don’t even have a single person to talk about what a fucking optics nvke this state is because they either buy into the propaganda or they just want you dead. Next time you see a story about a troon doing something bad and get that feeling that there’s no place for you in the world and you want to end it, just remember that it is not even possible for your community to construct an optics nvke bigger than fucking Jizzrael. All this trans hate will fade away in the future. Meanwhile the blowback on jews for what Jizzrael has done will make the crusades look like a fucking joke
>>45003288Ya know for a while I thought you were discordia but chilled out and hornier but no you’re like a different trip
>>45003302ya everyone thinks that. cord is short for corduroyhola!
>>45003299I do lowkey worry about the rise of antisemitism for kind of this reason, like Israel saying any criticism of its genocide and war crimes is antisemitic is gonna boy who cries wolf actual real antisemitism, while simultaneously provoking antisemitism by the joining of all Jewish people with Israel’s genocide and evils
>>45003213goodnight pookie <3
i know a guy named Jizzy Jazz
>>45003298very cool anon
>>45003299>Jewish chaser hereshalom babe
>>45003290Me too but I think that's still very much possible for both of us, wimo>>45003294I wasn't horny back then either, I dreamed of having a good job and a big house to share with my wife and 3 kids, and a pet of their choosing
>>45003327lol
>>45003315they do it on purpose bc antisemitism is the thing that justifies israels existence
bf who rests his head on my lap while i read my book
bf who punch’s my tummy to help me burp
>>45003339i could protect a jewish mani can be a gentle gentilei love jewish people despite my calls for israelis to be shot like dogs and support for hamas
>>45003354*mumbles gibberish in an anime accent**punches you in the stomach as hard as humanly possible*
>>45003376*shits my pants in a moe way*
punchy ouppy
>>45003389ouppy not for hitting!!!
>>45003343This is so true. Your so smart for you're age. Ever been with a older man (32)
>>45003359>my calls for israelis to be shot like dogs and support for hamasBased
Spanking my 18 year old high school drop out gf (male) for not getting a job at Anthropic even though she's AGP (I'm 32)
kiss and hug and hug and kiss
>>45003416froggyyyyyyyyy so cute
Who was the "b tard" yous were talking about?
>>45003420https://voca.ro/19gHR8DATTJi
butthole
Would you date someone with an amputation fetish?
kiss oupy
>>45003399yeah
>>45003347What are you reading?
>>45003436I think I'd have to cut them off
>>45003436i want to be a nuggy wuggy
>>45003436would you date a quadruple amputee
>>45003436if they get me neutered
>>45003436Anyone with an amputation fetish deserves to be executed
I'm a 32 year old who watches Nick Fuentes, and I think all trannies who want SRS have an amputation fetish
>>45003117good night buttErfly!!
Is cord discordia or someone else
>>45003457In a way she's like white Discordia if you're picking up what I'm putting down young soul brotha
i can’t stop thinking about srs recently
>>45003457Cord is the tranny living in her car
hate it when rach posts something i agree with
Remember the South Park episode where one of the punchlines was just showing srs footage to show how gross it was. That was back in 2005, when I was 12.
people who want to do something to themselves should die is a bad take
>>45003474what???
>>45003474i member
>>45003359That means a lot to me honestly. Becuase when people say stuff like that sometimes I don't know where they stand. 3 years ago I'd be on your ass about the Israel comments but I've interacted with a lot of Israelis and I don't think there's a single good one. So I wish you luck in your endeavors.They really all fucking deserve that. As for Hamas...you have to admit what they did was really stupid. Is Palestine free right now? Because from the way I see it. Israel basically got away with their genocide, destroyed most of Hamas and now have a lot of allies in both the US and Latin America even if Europe grows to hate them. An incrementalist move to the left in the US would have done more to weaken them. Jizzrael is a hard target. You can't just leroy jenkins your way through them. You have to think like Mossad to take them down. Sewing seeds of division and triggering a Jizraeli civil war would have been more effective, pretty much impossible now thanks to October 7th. An economic blockade starving them out and cutting them off from weapons? pretty much impossible now due to Trump 2.0 and the rise of fascism pretty much everywhere. The only hope is that they stumble into a war with a strengthened Iran and get curb-stomped. But that's a big IF at this point. The 2024 election ensured that they will be a problem for many years to come. And the entire internet will suffer from their incessant botting. Fuck I hate them so much.
>>45003477Yeah I'm 32
>>45003483what episode was it
https://youtu.be/4aQtbi6svTUobsessed w this
>>45003496Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
>>45003497Oh my god I used to listen to this song all the time
south park is bad now
it’s south america now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCObpEvK84o
>>45003506based wm great taste as usualwish i coulda gone to a sophie show T~Ti hate this timeline!!!!
>>45003513wow epic i love a half hour of trump jokes
Normalize being mid
remember when cartman was charlie kirk
my penus hard
i’m mid and i’m kenough
>>45003482ive never been to an event or march that didnt also include the jewish community directly and they have always been very welcomed and appreciated, probably more so than other attendants since it takes a good deal of courage to potentially isolate yourself entirely from the broader, ideologically captured jewish community in the city to stand alongside the palestinian people and victims of israeland the jewish community that does support palestine here are very thoughtful in handling it all and will get right in the face of cops trying to cause problems, they are brave people>As for Hamas...you have to admit what they did was really stupid.i dont think i would ever say so, namely because it finally broke *some* ground in the west to get against the apartheid openly and make it a center-stage issuethe problem isnt so much the action but in the overestimation of how effective we as people in the west can be in our political bodiesyou read the messages from palestinian resistance or from neighbour nations of israel that are directed to us, and you see that they overestimate our capacity to act and even reason as individuals far too muchthat being said, i do not believe israel will stand in my lifetime and that does have a lot to do with the situation hamas and sinwar forced upon the region through that attackpessimism of the intellect optimism of the willi have to go get some work done now sadly but it was nice talking to younever feel alone or hated for being jewish anon <3
Hello boys inside my computer.
i mid(dle aged)
ive always wanted an intellectual hobby but im kinda dumb....is liking history, fitness and stuff respectable adult girl hobbies??
>>45003541Hello babe
>>45003548History is a male hobby.
im the computer
I wish actual straight men liked me
>>45003565All hobbies are male. Women either consume slop or reflexively engage in domestic labor to satisfy their unfilled need to homemake for the husband's and children they don't have.
>>45003573Why wouldn't they?
would you date a girl with a diaper fetish
>>45003423Nosy bitch
>>45003565wtf can i even do as a girl besides lookin pretty? is that literally it? should i just do that?
i have started nesting and also i should kms
>>45003579Yes but for example while gaming is a male hobby you can be a girl and play games like Zelda or Gone Home and stuff like that
would you date a gay boy with a cuddling and kissing and handholding fetish
>>45003573straight men don't like people with penises and testicles. they like vaginas and wombs
>>45003482https://voca.ro/1a0z8GcbdUw0>>45003569https://voca.ro/1iQaAPu0rtjz>>45003548https://voca.ro/15hWwKqK2KQp
that video of winemom running to the car and looking perfectly afab has lived in my head rent free for over a year
>>45003594but im not gay
>>45003589You can read fiction books.You can do cardio at the gymYou can cookYou can watch movies and tv showsYou can have a little garden you take care ofYou can go shoppingYou can gossip about famous people or chasergen celebritiesYou can be into fashionThere's a lot of stuff women can do
>>45003584If she was perfect in every other way I'd put up with it
>>45003599HUGEOVERFILLEDBULGINGSWINGINGMILKSACKS
>>45003603:((
>>45003608not what i mean but go off king
>>45003607Desperation
>>45003594If the gay boy was Poolish and had tits and a tight pink hole and long hair and feminine face and waist then yes
>>45003591https://voca.ro/1lFkR6IrBnQd
>>45003589don't listen to him. being interested in history is not gendered. there are female historians
if she breathes she’s agp
>>45003621Nigga there are female football players, wtf do you even mean by that lmao
>>45003617don't call then tits they're my pecs
i like zelda
>>45003625no straight man is hitting on you with that blocky chadhon face
>>45003595
>>45003629I just looked at them they are definitely tits
>>45003635I like sheik
>>45003635yeah he’s cool
>>45003625They're too stupid to tell you're trans. Low IQ whites can't hack it in the cities, so they all get concentrated into areas like the Bible belt and rust belt. Do you even read Charles Murray?
>>45003646>heBruh...
>>45003643stop emasculating my gay boy son.
>>45003642This is how I feel
>>45003643ok but don't call them that i'm a man and men don't have tits
>>45003621im not im a transgirl and im prud i like what i like and i am intelligent manly looking but im cute so
>>45003645yeah he's cool>>45003646that’s link!!!
>>45003652Your son is my gf
>>45003659Shes cool. Sheik is a woman dont misgender her.
>>45003653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoMhjTNar_Q
>>45003659uhm but the game is called legend of zelda and hes the protagonist?
>>45003642this. you gotta trust your penis.
>>45003654Fat dudes have tits. We call them bitchtits and bully them for it. Some might even twist them and shit but that's too much for me, i ain't touching a dude's tits
>>45003666sheik is a moder, don’t blow “his” cover
>>45003663Just know young man anything you do to my son, ill do to you. So think twice.
>>45003672>i ain't touching a dude's titswhat if i say please
>>45003671
>>45003642sorry wulfim but you're a 30 year old virgin i don't think you know whether you're straight or bi
>>45003674Sheik is just Zelda boymoding. But we can all see her hrtits quite clearly.
i think im actually a lesbian
>>45003685https://voca.ro/1m1Vzwb5Mzuw
>>45003691Dont, just be bisexual if you are full blown trans lesbian we dont want you here.
>>45003675hot...
>>45003678The only please i want to hear from a tranny is in this context>Please stop
>>45003687please be nice to shiek
>>45003691that's valid
Giving my son's boyfriend tips on how to pleasure my son and my wife gives tips to our son to please a man properly.
Having sex with my son
>>45003599Thank you, king.>>45003608I miss being fat sometimes. I miss my DDDs... Pouring one out for my fat milkers.
>>45003724:o
should i kms
>>45003731No you're still not allowed
>>45003705>from a tranny i'm not a tranny tho
Lol which sneedhon banned me out of shear unadulterated frustration and envy... Straight men love me hahahaha sneed bitch
Finding my son is a gay tranny and punishing him for it
>>45003731give me your life, so that I may decide on my own what to do with it. ill determine your life and death, just let go and succumb to me
bee your face does not pass. i’m sorry. you just look like a very short petite nerdy man with long hair.
>>45003745Keep coping.
>>45003740>Straight men love meNo I don't, I have standards
Straight man hereI do not love you. Your ass is kinda nice but i'd have to put a paperbag over your head to fuck you. It would also definitely be a one time thingI'm sorry man i tried to be honest and fair
does my face pass? im not short if that matters
>>45003749i’m not going to hugbox you
>>45003691Most trannies are and that's okay.
does my face pass: IMG_1997
Lol transbians all dog piling tells me exactly how pretty I am.. most of yall are above average height for men.. im below.. women lmao
Bee just calm down, go enjoy your boyfriend.
>>45003740Beard shadow yikes
>>45003764
>>45003762I just came
>>45003740faust seething rn
>>45003764your face does not pass. it has nothing to do with your height. you need ffs to pass.
please tell me if my face passes
>>45003770Now change it to both being squares and it would be accurate, if I layed.om your chest ur big ass c he's would Dwarf mine
I still think she looks like John Lennon
fr though if my dad finds out that i'm a faggot on hrt do you think he'll be disappointed and ashamed of me
>>45003773wow thanks babe <3do i pass tho?
>>45003788i think (hope) less ppl would care than u think
>>45003770me on the left
i want to try making eggplant milanese, but ive never eaten eggplant so idk if id like it. but anything is good breaded right.
Sneed biggins, im smaller, cuter, funnier, smarter, based, better..
>>45003793I'm not a fag so of course (please call me a faggot though)
>>45003788what would you think/do if you were the dad in this situation (you have no other kids aside from the fag son)
>>45003810
If I was a mother and my son expressed a desire to be a faggot on hrt as a grown ass man living under our roof, im calling his father and we are spitroasting our son. He wont have to pay bills in exchange.
>>45003822what an odd thing to say
To be real tho why are parents so mean to their kids sometimes. Like why do they care if the kid their supposed to love is gay or whatever
>>45003691It's really funny how this happens to like 50% of the girls here
>>45003833Some people consider their children extensions of themselves in the way you might a dog or a nice car. So they get embarassed because they would be living in shame if they were gay or trans or whatever, because they are weak.
>>45003811(the son is in highschool)
>>45003840Im a lesbian but Im also straight. More straight, like 70% straight 30% lesbian.
>>45003846This is true, but i don't know if weak is the right choice of word
>>45003811I wouldn't really care beyond now being worried you'll be harassed by people or made a victim of a hate crime or something.
>>45003814My kinks have no bearing on your passing
anime made me les bien
>>45003788I feel like he should be able to look at you and tell your have a hormonal problem at least
>>450038654chan circa late 2000s made me chaser
Men why are you so afraid that I might like girls? I wont leave you, i cant believe you'd think that.
how to become more bien
>>45003811I'd beat the shit out of my son and then seriously consider suicide because i failed as a dad
>>45003873Nobody cares but only straight tranners are worth dating.
>>45003866why. i don't think he can
>>45003883because you look like a fag
everything i do is for a boy
>>45003882You want to lower your dating pool even further, you are going to make this harder for yourself, you arent even straight anon.
>>45003877:((
>>45003893Plenty of straight tranners out there. No hard feelings.
>>45003893Transplant agp cross dressers showing their true colors
im a sexual
>>45003873I'm bi too so I've never given a shit. I'm getting tired of comments honestly
>>45003896I forgot to add i'd fuck him after beating the shit out of him
https://voca.ro/1aXBR0NZfebH
>>45003873It's hard to tell if someone is genuinely bi or just figuring themselves out. This seems to be a common problem for women during transition. It's overblown for sure, but it is a genuine phenomena. Look at Contrapoints
>>45003886i don't think i do, he thinks i'm just a normal straight man. and a lot of people without hormonal problems look like fags
i want a bf but lesbians look so happy together it makes me jealous
>>45003904Transbian* sandbox autofill is awful
I just want a trans girl who passes, lives near me, has a good personality, young, straight, never dated a woman, small clitty, submissive, and short. Only message me if you have every single trait.
i miss bronyan
>>45003873A girl ghosted me once immediately after telling me she realized she was 50% straight instead of 99% lolI just wish trans girls weren't so terrified of being lesbians. Probably more of a problem here than elsewhere since it's heteronormativity ground zero
Imagine being bi and going out with the boys on a friday night. I bet your tranny gf will question what really is happeningIf you are straight she will know you are all just watching the sportsball game or playing poker or whateverYou cannot trust bi people.
>>45003933Did she actually leave?
>>45003933Some say she's still alive in anon posts and that train explosion may have killed her body but it could never kill her sovl
This is why Bisexual people should hide the truth but dont lie to their partners, if they are dating women say you're straight. If they are dating men say you're gay.
>>45003935Yeah me and the bros jerk each other off and makeout in the parking lot of buffalo wild wings once the game is over
Is it really bi if you're only into people that are as or more feminine than twinks
>>45003939Be for real>>45003941Just tell them and let the insecure retards filter themselves out, they're not with my attention anyway
>>45001092Fuck Israel
>>45003946hot...
>>45003953If you're into twinks you are gay, yes.
>>45003934People are often finding themselves, they probably wanted to know if they like men or not. This happens to gay men and lesbian women all the time.
>>45003953According to straights yes, according to gays no
>>45003908noo
>>45003953Gynosexual, attracted to femininity aka femboys/trans women/cis women
Would you sleep with Anastasia?
i understand why guys dislike transbians because i’ve heard of men falling in love with mtfs only for them to get told they found out they’re a lesbian after a few months and that has to hurt so much for the guy that’s why you should have your sexuality figured out before you date. to avoid breaking hearts
>>45003978At least they got to hit
would you date an asexual woman
>>45003957That's why I love you>>45003972I've been fucking trying
Ashley St. Clair has an aggressively autistic voice, huh didn't expect that
>>45003978Unavoidable. Hearts break, it happens.
if you're into me you're gay btw
>>45003984Yes if she allowed me to have sex with other trannies
Not understanding your sexuality is such a weird concept to me, how do you not know, I've always known I'm straight-leaning bi it didn't take years of experimentation
I understand the numbers.
>>45003990it is so not unavoidable tho but its almost a non issue because the vast majority have their sexual orientation figured out before getting into a relationship
>>45003984I'm honestly too horny for that to work but maybe if she was okay with taking pictures
>>45003978most straight dudes don't want more than sex anyway
>>45003997that’s not dating. dating means exclusive
>>45003984No.
>>45003985I’m making a sandwich. Do you want one?
>>45004003As a guy that's been in to a lot of lesbians, it's not that heartbreaking unless they purposely string you along
>>45004004like lewd pictures? would you just jerk off to them?>>45004011elaborate
chaser tongue in my mouth
Honestly its not about gender for me, Ill love you even if you change genders midway. Once im pair bonded its practically eternal, you could die and reincarnate and the connection remains.
>>45003978https://voca.ro/1bx833sJcuTL
>>45004018Horny persen
>>45004020i don't understand people like this desu
>>45004024yea
>>45004020The wokelers call this pansexual
>>45004027which part? ill explain it slowly.
>>45004014I would love one, dear, make sure to use the salad I like
I’ve pair bonded with my right hand. It’s so over for you chasers
>>45004033Fucking your right hand and forcing you to watch
your body can be burned in a fire and ill still love you. We have soul-bonded.
if a guy nods at me does that mean i didn’t pass
>>45004017>like lewd pictures? would you just jerk off to them?Yes, I think that would work for me. I have some issues around sex
>>45004008Dating also means sex. You take away sex i need to take away exclusivity too
I jork with my left hand so my right hand can use the mouse
>>45004032Yes sir!>>45004036Can I cover the hand in lube?
I understand that you're ace, so how about you just lay there and ill make this quick.
>>45004041can you say more about that?>>45004042you sounds like a bad person
>>45004043I started natty style with my imagination so right hand was free
I jerk it left handed
>>45004065me 2
>>45004057I'm assuming you mean my issues? It's mostly anxiety and insecurity. I can't disappoint anyone if I just jack off. I've never had an orgasm during sex, it's not death grip syndrome or anything, the sensation just goes away
>>45004065me too, im right handed but the left handed jerk allows me to use my phone easily.
I’m left handed and I use my right hand. Get fucked faggots
>>45004083Left handed people are abnormal.
Ambidextrous people will inherit the world.
I hump a blanket
>>45004087So are trannies and yet here you are
Asexual people give the best foot jobs because they dont care about their own sexual pleasure.
>>45004046I wish I lived in the right swamp so I could've put you in that wedding dress already
>>45004074i would feel bad about not being able to help you get over that. you deserve someone who could help you get comfortable with sex
>>45004093trans is normal, its a natural occurrence in nature. Learn the facts.
i love 32 year old men
>>45004099I think this would work out though. On the hypothetical that you and I would match on enough other fronts. Sex isn't that big of a deal compared to the rest that comes with a relationship
>>45004096I hope you’re not in swamp ass>>45004104My left hand is naturally wrapped around your cock
>>45003984Nope. I, much like other human beings, have physical needs
i'm right handed and i use chaser hole
if he doesnt get satisfaction from sex he can focus on my pleasure instead.
>>45004134Yes
>>45004120>I hope you’re not in swamp assOnly after the gym but we can shower together after that
>>45004136(:
>>45004134No, never, it is okay to feel like that, but do not kill yourself, never.
>>45004134You're still not allowed, I'm afraid, the paperwork isn't in order
Me (32): and the wokes want you to think homosexuality is natural because it occurs in other animals but God forbid you consider the existence of dominance hierarchies in other animals, God forbid you ever reference evolutionary psychology.My gf (18m): Lilith's mom said she can't go to the mall with us if you're coming too
I'm a 32 year old man
Being a service top is like being a double agentBottoms want to feel like you only care about your own pleasure and you're using them so you secretly act out that role
>>45004143lol
>>45004124Be careful. It’s wet!>>45004138Yes please!!>>45004143Me and him <3
Buying some cognac as a gift, you have any recommendations?
>>45004143The poster singlehandedly holding this gen together
>>45004156this is dawgie
>>45004157who's the gift for?
>>45004162My friend who likes cognac
>>45004159https://voca.ro/17AqRadoIKjE
>>45004150scary to think theres even less doms out there
>>45004157buy them pokemon cards instead
im just going to stop being asexual and have sex with men
>>45004163Get some dark chocolate and some of this Armenian Brandy, tastes amazing, and the bottle is reusable.https://kegnbottle.com/products/adam-armenian-brandy-375ml?variant=40538668728449&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping%3Eover-index&utm_id=22918917036&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22918917036&gclid=CjwKCAjwoaLWBhAWEiwAnyitu-gEcczWN61bZI-JxVPz5lniwLNtdykYLdyy-MLKCKQzekPKKeWITRoCiP4QAvD_BwE
would you date a suicidal woman?
>>45004157Larsen cognac and block out L and N from the name.
my name is bartholomew and i'm a daddy dom
>>45004199hi bartholomew
>>45004199hot
>>45004193Unfortunately yes
>>45004154I want to wash your hair
>>45004199mogs me
Need to bathe eachother like siblings in japan.
>>45004199i look like this and i say this
>>45004193Yes but I'm heavily suicidal too
my name is Bartholomya and I'm a daddy dom
Brontholomew
murder suicide with the chaser
>>45004223hot
Me (35): I just got fired from McDonalds for asking when is "Bring your sissy kitten to work" dayMy gf (18, male, Polish): my dad wants to know what your mom's license plate number is. he thinks its your car
>>45004223doesn't mog me
>>45004232us blowing up on national tv as we make out sloppily?
you ever see a trans person and think about how ugly they must have been as a man
>>45004057I am a fair person. You say i'm bad because i won't let you get away with your shit
>>45004237you're trying too hard you will never be as funny as the original guy
I mogged as a man, and continue to mog as a girltwink
Me (36 M, obese, unemployed, repressed homosexual, bald): and that's what made Richard Spencer's following peak in 2017. Those were the days. My gf (18 M): my mom found you on the list of registered sex offenders
am i ugly as a man
>>45004265you sound like a manipulative abuser in this post
>>45004273you aren’t a man you’re a child
>>45004258Not really but I find the nerdy cute girls were hideous and the classically attractive girls were handsome
>>45004273yeah you should dretrans back to cis woman afab
I would've been a perfect man had I not transitioned, a premium chaser. But now I've become the prey.
tfw no 18 year old trans daughter
>>45004266I'm the original guy and I love all 30+ chaser/18m gf posters. I love you! <3
need a tight bear hug from a choid while we fall asleep watching how it’s made reruns
>>45004232Are you the girl I've offered this to? You're American I'm guessing?
>>45004275You sound egotistical and self centered.A relationship is about compromising.Do you think i wanted to eat grilled cheese off the radiator? I had to compromiseI'm not asking you to enjoy sex, no one is, i'm asking you to lay there and take it. How hard can that be?
>>45004337That's so hot babe.
Tranner gf to write my poems and streams of thought to. <3 alas.
me (32m): there's all sorts outdated ideas about bottoming being the feminine role but it's actually very masculine to know what brings you pleasure and seek it out.my chaser (18m): have you heard about wow forever? I never played before but priest looks fun.
>>45004346actually you asked to be allowed to cheat without consequence
Just had a root canal. What are my chasergen frens up to?
>>45004337I didn't know I needed this life until now
>>45004351this one is out of touch. nobody under 25 is playing that
>>45004360Hell yea.>>45004359Drinking and play some bs, Quasimorph/TF2, you?
>>45004340i dont think ive been offered this, and yah american but texas...
>>45004359https://voca.ro/1a2qveABn8kW>>45004370https://voca.ro/1ig8jx3wbyzp
Bleary Eyed - Heaven Year
I'm on lunch break, is the bee fight still going on?
>>45004366not true! mmo hype is incredibly popular amongst the zoomers, we saw it the first time classic came out and it's gonna play out again in forever.
I'm sick.
>>45004381What are you eating?
>>45004389sick of tranny cock :(
Tranner gf to.. tranner gf to... tranner gf to love..............
>>45004389We know.
>>45004386not really at least not with people i know
>>45004373Oh I've been talking with another suicidal girl then. I think it'd be romantic though
Tranner gf to hold me close and console me after bawling my eyes out because its the anniversary of the night I killed someone while drunk driving (RIP Herman 1953 - 2021)
i’m a zoomie playing wow forever
im hot
>>45004395*drops brick on it and now it gone* the what now?
>>45004406I know a 22 year old that's been playing
>>45004407wow there are several of us how are you gonna murder suicide them all
You are not a real chaser if you are not 5'7 and your dick doesn't burn from fucking homeless trannies
>>45004409why aren’t you in jail
>>45004380waow very good song!
sometimes it's not even about the relationship, you just miss your best friend
>>45004373im the other suicidal girl he offered it to and im also texan
>>45004428My lawyer Jewish
>>45003795>>45001277r u still into bbc?
I want to be my tranner gf's best friend.
Made some spicy penne Alfredo.6 more days before I can workout again, its so weird seeing people shorter than me, they look so small. but taller people look like giants.
>>45004411https://voca.ro/1lBxvJbUc4R4
>>45004448my ex told me i was his best friend and i felt sad
>>45004449That looks very good, and why is that why you can not work out?
>>45004422I'm not really in to poly but I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone. I used to have a girl I had a suicide pact with but she got in a relationship
>>45004392Veggie wrap
>>45004449Looks good my nubian queen
>>45004460On the basis of this comment I feel sorry for him.
>>45004449https://voca.ro/1fmEgQMutQXz
Will one of you please take care of me?
>>45004448i want my choid to be my best friend
>>45004438>>45004463great now I have to compete to even be worth murder suicide
is bronya finally dead?
Not now kitten, there's a india rekt thread on /gif/
>>45004477Best answer <3.
>>45004455i’ve played wow since i was 7 years old from tbc until wod
>>45004438>>45004480It wouldn't have to be a competition but I'm too far away
>>45004467he told me it after blowing me off to play games with his friends every day for two months straight so i think we had different definitions of best friend
>>45004489>wodI miss gladiator spec
>>45004489https://voca.ro/19Yxr6Svjs5m
>>45004505On the basis of this comment I feel sorry for you.
>>45004512do you remember the stupid looking cat form they added
what is it called when you have a guy you talk to every day and play games with him and watch movies with him and he calls you cute and he kisses you
>>45004526it’s called having a nice dream
>>45004526its called just being friends because guys love to do gf roleplay with women they would never actually date
>>45004462Had surgery done on my arm, got my T Blocking implant. So I cant move it around too much with strenuous activity.>>45004465Thank you I kinda like that term actually, Maybe once I get my ideal body ill dress up as one.>>45004469Always Wulf
if a guy tells me that i have really pretty hands and that they remind him of his ex's what does that mean
>Q4TWhat do you like doing in your spare time?
>>45004548
>>45004554showing men my butthole on discord
>>45004553>and that they remind him of his ex's>what does that meanIt means it's time for you to leave.
>>45004553That he is a liar because trannies don't have pretty hands
>>45004548Is this your first time with the implant?Howd you get histrelin covered by insurance? They only paid for it twice for me for some reason.
>>45004546I'm guilty of doing this to a tranny I had no intention of dating. I never ONCE mentioned dating and she fell for me.
>>45004553he wants your hands on his dick
>>45004561Chaser btw!
>>45004426Ayo frfr that's wassup slime.
>>45004570you hate us you want us dead you are trying to kill me
>>45004573yea :p
>>45004546>>45004570this makes me want to kill myself
>>45004562why tho>>45004565i have really small hands people comment on them often>>45004571that was my first thought
>>45004561Hello
The wisconsin state bird is the american robin, but it really should be the sandhill crane. Theyre incredibly important to our wetland ecosystems, not to mention iconic.
>>45004521The furry fanservice one?
chaser hole? I'm trying!!
>>45004593How are they important to the wetland ecosystems? Tell me all bout emeastern euroid askin
Chasers that get anal waxed and use enemas so they can get stretched out by failed male cock lol
>>45004580No. I'm just down to mess around but not date>>45004583Why
wwyd if i started sitting next to you and following you around and giving you little candies and trinkets and saying things like you’re so handsome and you’re so funny?
>>45004593wm is a birder this is so epic
>>45004623are you a crow
>>45003740>Straight men love meAre you crazy?
Tranner gf who has lots of houseplants and can keep them alive <3
>>45004620because being lead on hurts so bad. just when i think im human i get reminded that men only want real women not me
Playing games with a tranny because i want to hit and removing her from steam and discord once i do
>>45004623If u a tranner then I think that would be sweet, otherwise eh.
>>45004636I didn't lead anyone on. I didn't mention dating. I never did.
>>45004569It took a while like 4 months, my last one stayed in 5 years, but broke when they tried to take it out so I had to see a surgery which sucked.Im in minnesota tho, idk if i got billed yet, only the surgery costed me money for taking it outAnd this is my 2nd one. likely my last as well, sometime in the next few years im removing the testicles so I dont have to worry about this hassle again.
>>45004593I do like robins, mostly because of the song. we get them here too. they're nice looking and cool. also they act weird sometimes. like they usually fly away if I approach, but occasionally I'll just see one standing on the ground for like an hour in one spot. doing nothing. they don't care if I get close. they're not injured because they leave eventually. very weird
>>45004602Important in balancing insect and fish populations, which in turn maintains the overall health of the ecosystem. Also a good bioindicator for the health of the wetland.
>>45004631you you give us smooth! give us silky
>>45004672whatever you want little corvid
re-enacting the GG freakin easy song with my tranny gamer gf
well I just learned I've been undercooking refried beans. decided to let it go past the stage I worry about it burning and just stirred until it smelt good and it tastes good. going by the smell test now. food is ready when it smells good, our body knows
I havent been billed yet for the implant it seems.Also I can hear some sort of weird cat noises outside like an old woman moaning and now im curious whats happening. Maybe its a fight or someone's cat is in heat idk.
https://voca.ro/13z6ZfWZiodv
my head hurts :(
I think I got shadowbanned from another board for being a tranny.
>>45004623Fall in love, I could use some candy rn.
my boyfriend hasn’t put me in a mating press in like two weeks now, what should i do?
reenacting the gg freakin easy song with my choid bf but he starts dropping slurs and it makes me sad
>>45004695put him in a mating press
>>45004593I saw a bald eagle 2 days ago on my drive to work, it flew right in front of my car.
>>45004695try and piss him off really bad so he hate fucks you
>>45004705my dick is way too small for that
>>45004695just ask, communication is key.
>>45004709ohhhhh this is a good idea, i’ve never been hate fucked before, how do i do it?
>>45004645>>45004694you were supposed to reply pretending to be oblivious to obvious flirting
its 1999. you're hot and sweating, its 90 degrees out. you turn on the car radio and its sugar ray flyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4z_KhR4sOI
>>45004712strap on and lock in
A bald chasey flew in front of my car.
>>45004726smash his computer or game box or nintendo!
Feeding my tranny gf to megalodon
>>45004734Sorry about that.
iiiiii just want to fly
wwyd if you lived in new jersey
>>45004765Find out what gabagool is. It seems hold cultural importance.
ALL AROUND THE WORLD STATUES CRUMBLE FOR ME
>>45004765Go to Bada Bing
>>45004768i think it’s their version of the boogie man or chupacabra
>>45004765I would visit 612 Wharf Avenue, right next to the gentleman's club
choid bf who thinks i'm a handsome guy
>>45004756Are ya are ya high high high?
>>45004771>>45004784lol I love you
>>45004779How was school today? What did you learn?
Twink flag is the worst poster in this gen. By far the worst poster in this entire gen.
twink flag be like today i learnt about shapes and colors in school
>>45004778Google maps tells me there's a restaurant there now, but when aqua teens made the reference it was an abandoned lot back then. that restaurant should really capitalize on that for tourists
>>45004803She's just young and confused. There are people here twice her age who are way worse
>>45004765>Try their famous Definitely not Poutine Disco Fries>enjoy the Adventure Aquarium.>Let another person pump my gas
>>45004803Blaire is far worse
Found out my deceased grandfather was an incestuous child molester today. How’s your day been going?
>>45004803Why is twink flag getting shit? She always seems nice
>>45004828He worked for the BBC?
>>45004807lol>>45004828didn’t you already know he was british?
>>45004828Ive been trying to molest 18yo polish faggot all day
Make new or die
>>45004828When I was 13 my mom had a trauma breakdown and sobbed in the car telling me the same thing about my estranged grandfather I've never metYou get used to the idea of your blood being evil in time
>>45004828But was he gay or straight?
mom was molested by her father, uncle and older brother and was blamed for it by her mother
>>45004840Yeah, today me and my mum were chatting and my grandad came up and she just said ‘oh yeah, I never mentioned this before but your grandfather, my father, was a child rapist to me’ I don’t think anything has winded me that much in recent memory
make a new don dada thread ._.
my blood is evil and it feels so good
Don Dada molested me
bf who has sex with me in a way that cures all my trauma
Sometimes I do wonder if my dad did something to me considering how fuzzy a lot of my memories of him are. But then again I ended up a tranny so that’s probably the answer
my blood? all i know is that its my destiny to get a beard and die at sea
>>45004852Wait a minute, didnt you mention something about your father from your mother too? Thanksgiving is next month :/
>>45004796i stayed home
Calling up twinkcess to come take care of me.
>>45004873Oh yeah, my father was violent as shit to my mum. Thankfully the UK doesn’t have thanksgiving so that can be buried
>>45004819how am i confused? and male pronouns pls
>>45004803t. bitter agehon
>>45004852You should listen to Preacher's Daughter with this in mindHits pretty hard
when i was a kid i had a dream my dad came into my bedroom and laid on top of me and then i remember having to go to the hospital for an impacted colon
>>45004887I'm just a guy who hates her because she's annoying. I'm not chopped and desperate so I don't have to be nice to her. I hope her parents take away her internet access.
>>45004880Damn sorry to hear that, that sounds like a rough family dynamic. Well things seem good with your mother atleast :]
>>45004803>>45004826trvke desu, blaire and closet suck so bad man
>>45004900It’s fiiiine, haven’t seen him in about a decade so it’s not like it’s a constant issue
did you think i was the same as the others
Tbh the only poster I don't like recently is cord, everyone else is either boring or pretty cool
Are you good at Krillion? I don't do better than slightly above average usually
>>45004897Sometimes we have dreams of things that may or may not have happened but they feel real. It feels out of character, maybe its the same for you?
kermitting sewer slides
I am perfectly balanced. Good and evil, light and dark. The way Dawg intended.
>>45004875I used to skip school and now i'm a 44yo unemployed chaser
bf who eats the food i dont like
how you get there is unimportant, it's who stands last!
>>45004948what dont you like
>>45004948need this
>>45004899>I'm not chopped and desperate so I don't have to be nice to her.Low value chasers ANNIHILATED
bitches say "need this" but won't even specify what food they dont like, I hate women, women should be lobotomized and fucked
I am chopped but at least i admit it
bf who gets a lobotomy with me <3
>>45004952orange stabursts. most seafood
>>45004965They also say >bf who, but are afraid of talking to men
>>45004971Browsing this gen is basically like a slow burn lobotomy
bf who i’m not afraid to talk to
>>45004965imsorryfor taking so long
bf who talks to men for me
New>>45004996>>45004996>>45004996
Having to talk to myself because she's afraid of talking to men.
>>45004977Oh thats easy, I love seafood, i love crab
so, one of my lecturers is this 53 year old trans woman who if i were to guess transitioned pretty recently. something set her off today and she had the full on “i hate being trans” dysphoria crashout in front of all 100+ people in the lecture. i’m kinda thinking about emailing her to ask if she’s okay bc i really feel for her, i mean i’ve had that same crashout but it’s usually with a close friend or in my room alone, not in front of a whole class of undergrad students, but like idk if that’s like overstepping or a bit too much or whatever
>>45004828My great grandfather was alcoholic since he was 13 and a declared wife beater. He was arrested around 1960 for domestic violence from how bad he was beating my great grandma. The only two things that made him stop beating my great grandma was that she defended herself and beat up him once and that he died of cirrhosis at 40 years oldI made chicken thighs today and I am preparing for the gym lift weights, go for a run, stretch and listen to audiobooks
I am physiologically incompatible with happiness. Lunchtime!
