>>45025965Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
>>45025979https://voca.ro/127yKJ30sg29https://voca.ro/1byM1bQBr6tA
>>45026004You did it! Waow. I hope that was fun. The next anon is going to ask you to say some fucked up shit or something easier. But, you have my approval. Good warm up!
some fucked up shit or something easier
>>45025965(male voice, imagine picrel as the font for an idea of how the voice should sound, also socially stunted sounding too)...Will you at least...hear my story?Where should I... Ah no... that's right. It has to start... with MOTHER.Mother was a kind, beautiful woman. But the world had not been kind to her.She was unfortunately cursed with several medical ailments that made her life much more difficult, and her husband was an abusive man who left before i was born. And if that wasn't enough, she gave birth to a rather "troubled child" I had trouble getting along with the other children and as a result was sent home rather frequently. To avoid further embarassing her, mother decided to homeschool me. I rather enjoyed it honestly. I mostly spent my time in the woods behind our house, playing with animals or exploring nature.I also helped mother out by fetching our groceries for her so she didn't have to strain herself. I had a bad habit of forgetting what she told me to buy, though..and had to be punished often to help me not forget.But sometimes, if i did a good job, mother would share one of her treats with me. My favorite moments, however, were the few times i made a mistake..and mother simply sighed and walked away. The fact she didn't punish me was proof she loved me.I really did forget things a lot back then. But mothers grocery lists were always so long...and i didn't know how to read. I came to memorize her favorites eventually, the cigarettes were the easiest to remember. Those days with just me and mother were probably the happiest of my life...but that damn mutt..had to ruin it all.I don't know why, but one day mother decided to take in a stray dog from the neightbour hood. I'll admit i was a bit jealous at first, since mother let it sit next to her on the couch. (something i never had the privilege of)1/2
"I am proud of myself. I am a likeable person and the world is genuinely a better place with me on it. I am worthy of love"
>>450262732/2But the pup would let me share some of its food on the days mother forgot to feed me. and we'd even play around with each other on occasion, so i didn't mind it. and mother would even hit it when it acted bad so at least i knew she didn't love it more than me.But one day, while we were out playing in the front yard... I dont remember why...i must've seen a ball in the street or something. but the mutt slipped between the fence and fell. it's poor little legs were not long enough to reach the ground...i'd come across plenty of dead animals out in the woods but i'd never seen something die right in front of me...it was so strange. By the time mother finally came to check on us, it had already stopped moving. Mother punished me extra hard that day, which was fine. I probably deserved it. But what i couldn't get out of my mind...was mother's reaction. I'd never seen her so concerned. so angry. i'd never seen her cry. She'd never shown any of that for me... did she love a dog off the street...more than her own son? it gnawed at me for years...Until one day... I just had to know.I waited for the perfect time. right when she'd be returning from one of her stress relief smoke breaks."Oh, for the love of god...why is it always me... Well, at least- oh, nevermind. you can't even do that right. Why couldn't i have just had a normal child...? That better not have left marks on your neck, imagine what the neighbors will think of me if they see that."
>>45026240https://voca.ro/1bdfSRx38czD
>>45026273>>45026280https://voca.ro/1hj9MzdTGRTkSorry if my moid impression is difficult to listen to ahahah
>>45026278https://voca.ro/11Art9ki6i7g
>>45026367Couple notes:Feels like you were trying too hard to sound edgy while doing your moid impression, also sounded like a pooner voice, the intent was supposed to be more so a kind of natural creepiness in the way he speaks, he also should've sounded more reminiscnent and defeated when talking about it.
>>45025965When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow.The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. These take the shapeof a long round arch, with its path high above, and its two ends apparently beyond thehorizon. There is, according to legend, a boiling pot of gold at one end. People look, butno one ever finds it. When a man looks for something beyond his reach, his friends sayhe is looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Throughout the centuriespeople have explained the rainbow in various ways. Some have accepted it as a miraclewithout physical explanation. To the Hebrews it was a token that there would be no moreuniversal floods. The Greeks used to imagine that it was a sign from the gods to foretellwar or heavy rain. The Norsemen considered the rainbow as a bridge over which the godspassed from earth to their home in the sky. Others have tried to explain the phenomenonphysically. Aristotle thought that the rainbow was caused by reflection of the sun's raysby the rain. Since then physicists have found that it is not reflection, but refraction by theraindrops which causes the rainbows. Many complicated ideas about the rainbow havebeen formed. The difference in the rainbow depends considerably upon the size of thedrops, and the width of the colored band increases as the size of the drops increases. Theactual primary rainbow observed is said to be the effect of super-imposition of a numberof bows. If the red of the second bow falls upon the green of the first, the result is to givea bow with an abnormally wide yellow band, since red and green light when mixed formyellow. This is a very common type of bow, one showing mainly red and yellow, withlittle or no green or blue.(Make sure not to drop your larynx on the r's)
>>45026687https://voca.ro/1VbWtkDcEzui
>>45025965>>45026004You sound fat AF.
>>45027012OK? I'm not though
>>45025965i'm a trans girl and i need my diapers >///<
>>45027028>>45027012Why do fat ugly hogs try to larp as mtf trannies online. Do you think they've given up completely?Wasn't bad enough that they depend on men to pay to get themselves fatter. Now they gotta try to scam attention away from trannies since they couldn't get a man to like them IRL to save their lives?>>45022929
>>45027039https://voca.ro/1gbHha4BtfMu
>>45027080https://voca.ro/1eHpy0siZ5CW
Just get stoned and stroke to our feetForget responsibilities, get high today!Just goon your day away~Just relapse and give into alll those bad habits of yoursEat up fast food all day piggy
>>45027204https://voca.ro/1d68vMjLXxGc
>Spoken to the rhythm of “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys Hey, look at me!I'm standing here sad and lonely!Without a fire,But a desireTo not hear you say,"I have a boyfriend!"As I see da ladies walkingAlong one by one,I never wanna hear,"I have a boyfriend!"Tell me whyI'm stuck in a sad lonely cage!Tell me whyI so need a cute girl my age!Tell me whyI ain't ever wanna hear you say,"I have a boyfriend!"And I'm not too happyAnd I am lonelySo that's whyI need a girlfriend!Tell me whyI'm stuck in a sad lonely cage!(Tell me why)I so need a cute girl my age!(Tell me why)I really mean it when I say,"I need a girlfriend!"Why do all of the jerksTake all the pretty women?You may not notice,But you should knowThat I am a lonesome heart!And I have no fire,But a desireTo not, to not, to notHeeeaaar…Stuck as a virgin with rage!So need a cute girl my age!I never wanna hear you say,"I have a boyfriend!"Tell me whyI'm stuck in a sad lonely cage!(Tell me why)I so need a cute girl my age!(Tell me why)I ain't ever wanna hear you say,"I have a boyfriend!"Tell me whyI'm stuck in a sad lonely cage!I so need a cute girl my age!Tell me whyI ain’t ever wanna hear you say,"I have a boyfriend!"
>>45027215made me lol thx
>>45027297https://voca.ro/1dZATq8XXTOX>>45027356You're welcome
>>45027215You sound exactly like Dakooters in this clip O_O
>>45027704I will take that as a compliment :P
>>45025965Say "I've got dirty, smelly feet! Sniff inbetween my toes, my feet stink like corn chips!"Bonus points if you mention your actual shoe size
admit you're an unlovable, fat, ugly retard with a gay alien skull everyone laughs atLOL!!!11 SAGE.
>>45025965Mukuro Ikusaba.The 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school.The one they call... "The Ultimate Despair".Watch out for her...
>>45025965“Heeeeello, this is Runforthecube. Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy, Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Let’s slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm, fresh air. Pet Rat time to come alive. Escape the package, escape the package. Pet Rat is very big and long, very big and long. The bottom is very flat. Good boy, very good boy. Pet Rat is a very good boy. A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat. Smell my finger, smell my finger. I’m giving my Pet Rat a head massage, a head massage. My Pet Rat has a strong bungee cord, a strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord, snip it off. Snip! Awe, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball, cut out his eyeball. I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain, I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain. Let’s find out. Cut him open! I think I found his brain, I think I found his brain. I can not pull it out. It is stuck inside. Bah duh bah duh bah nah nah nah nah. Bah duh bah duh nah nah nah nah. Peace, Peace Out!”
"When you say, 'I don’t care about the right to privacy because I have nothing to hide,' you’re saying, 'I don’t care about this right.' You’re saying, 'I don’t have this right, because I’ve got to the point where I have to justify it.' The way rights work is, the government has to justify its intrusion into your rights. You don’t have to justify your possession of them. Justifying the destruction of a right by saying you have nothing to hide is like saying you don’t care about free speech because you have nothing to say, or that you don’t care about freedom of the press because you don’t write, or that you don’t care about freedom of religion because you’re an atheist.Rights are not individual; they are collective. Your ability to speak freely is dependent on the ability of the next person to speak freely, and if they are silenced, you are next. When we lose privacy, we lose the space to be human, the space to make mistakes, the space to learn, the space to grow. We lose the space to think differently, to challenge power, to be creative, and to be individual.Because privacy isn't about hiding bad things. Privacy is about protecting good things. It is about protecting the intimacy of your relationships, the vulnerability of your thoughts, the quiet moments of your life that belong only to you and the people you choose to share them with. When a government or a corporation strips that away under the guise of security or convenience, they aren't just watching you; they are changing you. They are creating a world where everyone is a suspect, where everyone is forced to perform compliance, and where the natural state of human freedom is replaced by automated suspicion. You cannot have a free society without privacy. It is the bedrock upon which all other liberties are built."
btw op u have a really nice voice
>>45025965John, a 50 year-old genetic male, medical research scientist, married (23 years), father of three children aged 20, 17 and 7, phoned me after experiencing a panic attack severe enough to require emergency attention from paramedics at the airport on his way to give a presentation at a conference. John gave me only his first name and informed me that I was the first to be told what he was about to tell me. He said he was "gender dysphoric" and that he was "desperate." Feelings that were once "controllable through sheer force of will," had increased to where he now was having protracted periods where he would close his office door, lie on the floor and weep quietly while curled up in the fetal position, holding his genitals in pain. Other than intrusive and repeated fantasies of being female, he had refused to allow himself any overt form of female gender expression. He reported feeling that if he was to cross-dress and be caught, he would dishonor his wife and family. Having attained international recognition for his work, he was also concerned about his professional reputation. The only other form of temporary relief came through masturbating, often up to five times a day.
>>45028922https://voca.ro/1jZX4Ux85LlU
>>45032074Oh my god thank you so fucking much, you have a wonderful voice and I'm going to NUT! <3
>>45025965The world's straightest man is in fact, Él Hetéro. Liking passoids is also certified heterosexual
>>45032074im gonna choke my girlpole to this
Authorization code accepted, access granted to cell block Z-1 special containment.Initializing airlock... Decontamination complete, releasing blast door.Protocol 19 confirmed, reducing sedative intake to 15% to subject Z-1. Activating primary security measures.
Back home from work, time to recorddd!>>45028982https://voca.ro/1fQoKwYGBJsM>>45029513https://voca.ro/1dnMdaSwLuav
>>45030400https://voca.ro/1muMZoYm4QUG
>>45031118https://voca.ro/1kkYIrJbeVLw
>>45031125Thanks <3>>45031291Did this one a couple of months ago, I'll just post that :P https://voca.ro/1lYHJAGhncQL
>>45032413https://voca.ro/183jxVPH2AgL>>45033688https://voca.ro/1dohVMqd2vMX
>>45034411>I have no idea what the fuck this isIt's from this gem of a video https://youtu.be/T4r91mc8pbo>>45034446I second this, you have a very nice voice :> Could you be my friend
>>450345260_0 Normally I'd say yes but if you're into stuff like this, Idk xD but we can try it!!
>>45034567You don't find it funny? I can't believe this... sorryBut okay :). Do you have discord?
>>45034626Ironically it is maybeI do, but I'm afraid of getting unwanted requests. Would you mind sharing yours? It's okay if not. I'm just about to hop in the bath so I will be a while though
>>45034645Yeah that's okay :) You can add faillord69420Hope you have a good bath
>>45025965Aaron earned an iron urn, then Horace ate orange porridge with wallace. Sally swung several slithery hissy snakes from the seventh floor of her studio apartment. Rex revved his red racer's rusty engine that used to purr but now roars. Nick kicked cluck chicken Ben Nick.
>>45034468>https://voca.ro/1dohVMqd2vMXthat was actually really good!
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
>>45034811t. townsends
>>45034678https://voca.ro/1kWCUSBM9vXW>>45034811https://voca.ro/118bbovdU5wc
>>45034908Thanks. You did pretty well overall, sounds like you struggled with Aaron the most. Aren't you the same girl that did a thread like this a while ago? Idk whether you do them regularly.
>>45034955That's me, this is number 4. They're fun to do but I don't do them so often, cause I'm usually too busy to be on 4chan haha
"You should start voice training NOW. You don't want to be a voicehon forever, right? You don't want to keep being called BRO whenever you join vc, right?"Give me motivation, please, make it hurt
>>45025965Please fucking kill yourself you fucking worthless scum of a human. You are barely alive anyway. End it now before you make people’s life’s worse.
>>45035163https://voca.ro/17DeroedYzrB
>>45035179https://voca.ro/15u5ewpoUnFR
>>45035230It always feel like I'm choking... one day I'll get there... at least my voice is neutral coded rather than masc coded...
>>45035464Keep trying nona. Practice practice practice, keep working the muscles, make it your default, and before you know it you'll be getting ma'amed over the phone. I believe in you <3
>>45035524Thanks nona... I'll try my best...
>>45034468>https://voca.ro/1dohVMqd2vMXThanks babe, you did great!
Still doing these? "Who are you? An older type of augmented human. Fourth generation... Have we... made Contact? I am Ayre—a Rubiconian. Please, you must wake up. Before your consciousness... is forever scattered in the Coral flow.""The waves are intensifying! Raven, get clear!"
>>45026384YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :]]]]]
>>45036611https://voca.ro/1AukDkSLlgl6
I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
>>45025965"It's okay, you're okay now, just relax. It'll be okay."
>>45039909https://voca.ro/1iCxwmJHx5a5>>45040145https://voca.ro/1l6pyquKZc3Y
>>45041710That was great!
