Are you physically affectionate with your male friends (gay or straight)?Last thread>>45034786
>>45036957not really. i am very touchy feely and i don't want to go overboard so i keep it for my bf
>>45036957No, but I am plenty affectionate with my bf
i wish i can swim.>>45036957with some.
that's cute until he farts
>>45037026then it's super cute
>>45036957I have some touchy friends but its mostly them fucking with me>>45036995>i wish i can swim.You don't have swimming halls where you live?
>>45036957no, I will say gay shit as jokes to my straight friends but I would never touch them like that in a non joking way. just in the way straight guys normally act yk
is there such a thing as a man who can't achieve a prostate orgasm no matter how much he tries
>>45037030i dk how.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SJAmcIAh4dg
>>45037041Every time I try I can't get over the feeling that I need to take a massive shit
>>45037046lol ok. No lakes growing up?
>>45037019Love doing this with my bf he has such a fat bubble butt for being a smaller guy
>>45037041Just as a reminder, thats sort of the default. I would imagine it depends on lots of things. The way a lot of guys cant cum from oral but theres always a few suckers that can pull it off. You really do have to take the time to train some people. Some find this insulting but its just true.
>>45037040>the way straight guys normally act ykso you deep throat each other's dicks
>>45037053Um it's supposed to feel like that, that's the good part
>>45037041yes, i'm that man
>>45037061there was water but im incapable of swimming unfortunately.
>>45037070But that feeling is distressing
>>45037077You missed a lot I'm afraid. Never too late.
>>45036995Why can't you swim? You don't have anywhere to practice?
>>45037077youre chonky. technically you should just float on your own, no?
>>45037147not chonky anymore but skinnyfat.>>45037139>>45037131i cant be swimming trained.there was efforts and bad experiences.
>>45037165>bad experiencesyour mom and dad tried to drown you, yes?
In Sweden its only foreigners that can't swim
We can dunk on timur but the child brain has a certain amount of plasticity that allows you to learn things easier than learning it as an adult. That's why it's easier to learn multiple languages as a child and harder as an adult. I suspect swimming is one of those things
>>45037178sibling trying to drown their incest offspring is insane
>>45037187winona should be dead then by now i hope
>>45037165Awwwwwwwwww.Swimming is so much fun.It's really good for the joints.And relaxing.
>>45037195I'm not a foreigner THO
>>45037178my sister, and dad, separate experiences. >>45037197this is why i wish.>>45037190abortion didnt work so.
>>45037189I think it is probably a lot easier to acquire and improve the skill as a kid for swimming but its still a lot different than learning a language. I guess all learning is better as a kid though, if only because it gives you more time to train. I think he is just saying he has decided on keeping a limitation. Lotta people do that.
it's a hoodie and shorts typa autumn
>>45037251im not capable is the truth.
>>45037253hnnng reminds me of my boyfriend but his legs are hairier
>>45037253>high socks>checkered vans>brown hoodie>short shortsWhat in the zillenial
>>45037253he doesn't have the legs to be wearing shorts
i for one am glad unc tier shorts are making a come back. love male thighs.
>>45037306>>45037311Everyone deserves to wear short shorts
>>45037306methy stray
>>45037319no. they don't>>45037322i don't know who that is
Im uncomfy in shorts but always get told i have nice legs and ass. prefer a nice pair of slacks simple as
>>45037311are the thighs in the thread with us right now>>45037293it's a straight>>45037335tism?
>>45037341>it's a straightit's a gay californian
>>45037351oh you think you're just like him right?
>>45037335post your short and feet in socks
tops, what do you do if your bottom waked up with a fully functional pussy (no cock or balls now)?
>>45037341probably? feels like too many eyes checking me out and too exposed. if theyre going to check out my legs and ass id rather be covered up a bit
>>45037351are you sure? still say straight>>45037374are your legs thicc or hairy?
Ned Luke is a qt with a hot voice
>>45037369360 and moonwalk awaywtf is going on in that pic?
>>45037389>are you sure?there were videos on his account of him sucking dick but the dude was fat :Zz>>45037359i couldn't be californian i like the cold too much
>>45037403idk
>>45037418>sucking dick but the dude was fatso he's a straight dude with a humiliation fetish
i would like to be a little more skinny so that my abs show up clearly, but oatmeal creme pies yum yum :D
i'm a bottom
>>45037491hi
if a guy doesn't have knuckle hair how can you trust him to hold an erection for more than 10 minutes
Has anyone every interacted with a literal pathological liar in real life, an actual one?It's not about gain or staying out of trouble. They are just fantasies the person knows are not true. By repeating them to others, it causes the typically unknowing party to engage as if the fantasy is true, making it seem real to the liar. Its not malicious. They just can't seem to stop sharing make believe.
>>45037520valid
>>45037525it's called machiavellianism and it's how rulers lead.
>>45037482omg those are horrible! and horrible for you!
>>45037540i said: yum yum sweets in my tum tum
>>45037538It's not about manipulation. They just like hearing people act as though it's real.
>>45037551*cums in your tum*
>>45037558Where does it involve your wellbeing?
>>45037568The same way a raven is like a writing desk.
>>45037600needs hair
Hi, good afternoon! I hope you have a nice Tuesday.>>45036957I don't have any
He thinks himself a poet bahahahah
>>45037306um he does actually
>>45037600Perfect bf physique ^-^
>>45037561*cums in the area between your balls and your thigh*never let them know your next move
>>45037600needs my face in this
>>45037525Yah.
>>45037627>>45037629
i prefer hellpriest.
>>45037655Cenobites are scaaaaaaary!I wanna be their friend but I'm scared.
>>45037627too small to reach the hole huh
i'm starting to miss hotdoging dudes' asses. i should start dating again
welcome to the scarlett church.
i know what you're thinking. you think i'm fucking crazy. well. you're right.
>>45037702I get like that sometimes.
>>45037728>>45037711Can I please get a youtube video which explains this?
>>45037702thankfully my penis is tiny and all i can do i hotdogging dudes' holes and legs
i just want a guy to grope and molest me and sleep in the bed with him
>>45037729>>45037702you two should hotdog each other
>>45037736define molest
>>45037750free-use
>>45037740we'd probably get stuck on what song to put on in the background
otacon, this is snake. my nuts hurt
only twice did someone recognize the band shirt that i was wearing and talked to me about it.i don't wear them to start conversations but i'm thinking about how many nerds at work would talk to me if i had worn video game shirts like they did
>>45037772what do you usually play when having sex
>>45037798*kisses your huge nuts* metal daddy...
>>45037829would cum on it
>>45037826why do you wear them
>>45037772https://somafm.com/groovesalad/
i'd groove your salad iykwim
groove is in the heart
my penis is grooved
groove is in the right in front of my salad
groove is in your hole
>>45037848some of them have cool designs and i want to support>>45037833i was joking, nothing usually. i let the other guy decide if anything. Cigarettes After Sex is the only one i particularly remember
Anything that has potential to be good always get ruined. Used to enjoy skimming through /r/BoyDinnerDiaries but it's just all pooners now making threads and dropping them into their discord servers for attention. Dickless manlets just need to fuck off.>wahhh its so hard being a pooner
>>45037917bottom
>>45037906Post penis grooves
i rode my dildo and i couldn't even last 10 minutes before cumming handsfree, like the huge faggot i amit's honestly a bit disorienting in a way because i used to be straight, but my mind has basically been brainwashed into making me believe that i'm homosexual. because i touched my prostate too many times...at this stage the procedure has been completed. also, it seems to be irreversible, which is why i am trying to make the most of it. am i not entitled to a gay boyfriend despite my twisted origin? i would be really nice to hang out with and like cuddle/breed etc. it might be romantic, but it's better than nothing desu
>>45037946no one cares, go be fat somewhere else, try something new, you're a retard
might not* be romantic
>i used to be straightuh huh
Fuck Marry Kill
Moё poaнoкcaя кoшмap ><
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOZnX7PRjEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1raelHRXr4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs4L2ZK-vMIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-5IIx4R6E8
>>45037946no one cares slayer
>>45037924i'm considerate
>>45037964i had straight sex.. please forgive me.
Peтypн в Roanoke: Moи тpи дня в aдy
Лeди Cкaхaх
>>45037971red briefs but with black brief's legs = fuck and marrykill the rest
>>45037971kill is always so harshk f m
>>45037971Fuck Fuck Fuck
>>45037987uh huh
>>45038010you won't hold it against me? it was over 10 years ago anyway..
>>45037986how many dudes are in this pic
>>45038001sounds like you're killing all of them cutting them in half
>>45038014three i think, but i don't have the original pic
>>45038013die in a ditch
>>45038026i love you too sweetie
cast the sinner out
>>45038019oh well. internet sluts should have thick legs and hairy bodies. otherwise they're choosing death
punish me uwuhehe
>>45038022>i don't have the original picpity. it's much more interesting if it's 3 guys
odds punk goes popeven complexion's future beats radio
>>45037987some crimes are unforgivable
>>45038001they have the exact same legs idiot? one's just taller
>>45037971m k f or maybe f k m
>>45038106i will atone by becoming a cock-sleeve. let me be redeemed.. please..
trannies be blind
>>45038037You look scrumptious for some reason.
>>45037971Fuck kill marry
I love going to the gym, there are some hot muscle men.
squeak
>>45038130do you talk to them?
>>45037971why are their penises so big while mine is so small? m k f
>>45038137No, i am shy //_//
>>45038142bottom. are you a hot muscle man at least?
Hellraiser Revival was pure fucking kino. Easily my GOTY.
>>45038121
>>45038152No muscles but i consider myself handsome. I would like to grow some muscles though.
breed me >.<
>>45038172>i consider myself handsomehmm
^That anon is a diaper boy
i pigged out on berry pie and pierogi.
>>45038172Post yourself
>>45038201i'd blast a gallon of cum into each pit
>>45038201Yummy
i dont even make that much cum. recently
>>45038210it's the estrogen
>>45038172You are handsome indeed. Post booty
Who was your first Hollywood crush? for me it was Eric Bana when i saw him in Troy, i was 15 years old.
>>45038210you are the victim of a sleep sex demon, an incubi is milking you every night and there's nothing you can do about it
>>45038225Zac efron
>an incubi is milking you every nightgiwtwm
>>45038210Same here. I used to load maxx and do kegels and id shoot huge loads super far. It was the spring of my youth
>>45038225Sigourney Weaver
>>45037971wtf actually attractive men for not and not ugly as fuck underaged latinos?
>>45038238>Sigourney WeaverThat's a woman..
>>45037971can i marry and fuck all of them? then kill debaser?
>>45038251Screaming
>>45038248A very mannish woman, no?
>>45038232but it's happening while you're asleep so you can't even enjoy it you're just drained of your vitality
>>45038253If you say so.
i wanna drink cum straight from the tap
>>45038159that's a girl thoughis there no option to do it with a guy
>>45038256as long as i'm milked i'm happy
>>45038273I wanna do it with you
Am in love with streamer Coconut_Prince, i love his deep voice and skinhttps://www.twitch.tv/coconut_prince
I like looking at men sometimes
>>45038279
>>45038299like when you're drilling your hole with your dildo?
>>45038225putin bodyguard
>>45038316no one cares about your russian larp btw, i know you're a massive unfunny retard with no friend or a social circle and you ignore cues but sometimes you gotta let go little manwoman thing
>>45038299i like to look at men most of the time.
i think of putin bodygaurd a lot.
>>45038312Noooo there are no men there>>45038330Me too but only when they're handsome
>>45038303Post precum
>>45038299https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791929965381961.webm
I like when hot men stare at me.
>>45038332he might be dead desuputt-putt probably has them replaced every year or so
>>45038327dont call me the r word fucker.
waiting until you have sex to see each other's penises is the way to go, in case anyone was wondering
i like it when my boyfriend frots with me naked in bed while telling me how much he loves me
clothed sex is so much more hotter to me.who else?
>>45038399I prefer naked.
>>45038232can i be an incubus in that scenario?
>>45038366you are Retard, you are a pooneR, you're (not) a Russian, you're not a manR, you are a Retarded ziggeR and i definitely can't wait till you cRoak
>>45038399umm i have a thong and like, my top can pull the string to the side to gain access to my buss.
>>45038375Will never be me, I'll get "why is yours so small and short">>45038351Why is his penis so big and long while mine isn't and why is he so hot
>>45038419>zigger>retardthe 2 words i ask gg to never say to me.fuck you faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfgGsABn97kHe is hot!
when a male asks to be a bottom it often comes at the cost of his pride. i hope tops understand this, the sacrifice we go through to fulfil our duty
>>45038437and yet a third of your posts seem to be deliberately provoking the reactions you claim to hate
>>45038470She's hopeless, you don't have to be a fan to understand that bitch I clearly so starved she's ready to act a fool for years to get an interraction.
what should i make my steam name
>>45038496I_Like_Dicks_In_My_Mouth
>>45038470not true
btw talking about me still is giving attention to me lol
>>45038530i thought Foggy would be cool but i don't want people to joke that it's "Faggy"...
>noooo dont kill yourself haha
>>45038351OH GOSH O.O
>>45038578happy they spared the tiger.
>>45038357How would you know when a man is staring at you?
>>45038327Why be mean to Timur? Timur is nice.
What music gay bottoms listen to?
i can handle 7 inches no problem
>>45038610can you handle my 4 inch thin monster cock?
>>45038610including throating? because a lot of people disappoint
>>45038631How would you know?
>>45038604anon, thank you but i dont mind mean words.
>>45038578maybe he was high or something
>>45038640because men have had a hard time taking all of mine in. and it makes me upsetbecause i can take seven inches and i'm pretty good at it...i like to believe.
Sometimes I see a man and imagine a life with him
>>45038631i'm a small male so my throat isn't that big but my ass is trained to take dick regularly, like every day even (if i had a bf who wanted that). i can't really deepthroat a big dick, but a small one sure.
>>45038659Just post dick hung daddy
>>45038659why is it something to brag that your hole can get stretched ? lol
*leaks pre*
>>45038686i dunno, why interject when you didn't read the conversation to know we aren't talking about holes?
>>45038657delta have you thought about how you're going to kill yourself?
>>45038694i haven't been making that much pre lately. maybe i'm dying
You will find a loving boyfriend <3
>>45038709Drag that desperate poonie
Why do I keep jerking off to women who appear to be male?
>>45038738you should ease yourself into men. jerk off to alucard from castlevania, that's step 1
>>45038709i always think its weird and funny gays and girls brag how much big cock they can take.that's it.
>>45038725use it or lose, as they say. i can help, i know just the remedy. wat u need is a boyfriend.
lose it*
>>45038738Autism unironically
>>45038746>use it or lose itthat's why i get hard to pee. proof of concept>>45038744idc about girls, but if you have a big cock it'd nice to be able to use all of it.
>>45038716odmurder suicidewith you
>>45038794>if you have a big cock it'd nice to be able to use all of itof course.
>>45038744Timur, would you ever go to a furry convention with your bf, if fursuit rentals became a thing?
remember this whenever you see a guy on here acting cute !
autism strikes
>>45038812nah
G is killing gay men at a crazy rate and apparently it's taboo to acknowledge
How to know if you are a bottom or a top?
>>45038853Ahh, so you just enjoy the art style then?
>>45038830i'd like to see this grown man' BWC domtop twink dick and balls
>>45038875what you think you'd enjoy and experimentation. a lot of people will equate top with dom/"man" and bottom with sub/"woman" but you aren't gonna fall for that
>>45038860whats G?
>>45038877yes,i like making fursonas but i dont participate in the community.i dont really fit in any community.you like furry stuff?
>>45038888GHB, or gamma hydroxybutyrate
argh
>>45038875Bottom and top are not the same as sub and dom. Bottom and top are entirely about sex preferences. Sub and dom is more of a subtle question.
>>45038894You seem like a racoon with a giant fluffy tail.
instead of eating the entire chinese food order i will save myself some for tomorrow.
>>45038897Of course its a gaba drug.
>>45038908idk what i am anymore for a fursona.you have one?
>>45038912Oh my God. I could potentially put away an entire Americanized Chinese food order.
>>45038875>>45038903I mean are there characteristics and personality traits for tops and bottoms?
>>45038926Sort of. I am clearly a puppy girl. Which I thought was the most boring cliche thing you could be as a submissive but ungf... the shit is so good.
>>45038937Really? Because every story I've heard is a subversion of that. In this very thread there are a bunch of big muscular dudes who want to be bottoms. They want to be bottoms but don't want to be weak feminine faggots. So I don't think I agree.
>>45038942oh maybe delta will clicker train you.
>>45038953>In this very thread there are a bunch of big muscular dudesYummy
>>45038962I have an owner already.
>>45038937>basing personality around being top/bottomyou are already on the wrong path. i can sense it
i'm a monogamous switch sub fem vrs bttm
>>45038981reduntant, just say bottom tranny
I'm not cis but I'm gaygen
I missed my calling as a military intelligence black site specialist.
anyone treat their hyperpigmentation in their junk area? I want my junk to look pretty, or are you all uggo gays
>>45039038nope. i will have this dick color until i die
The worst thing a CNC milling machine can do is what you specifically programmed it to do
>>45039038>>45039047show dark rich colored darker the berry sweeter the juice dicks and balls
>>45039047sniffs crotch :3
>>45039050rape?my back woke me up this is hell :/
>>45039038yeah but its not worth itits huting the skin permanently
>>45039071No one cares about your life btw
>>45039030It's better to stay out of the military. Not that it's not a noble profession but most likely you'd end up working for a not noble nation.
>>45038918so is alcso is zolpidemand and and
>>45039089That's what I was insinuating, really.
old man sex old man sex old man sex old man sex old man sex
>>45039038Sounds like herpes boss
>>45039089we all wish she'd get a job, maybe will make her less pathetic
>>45038903...are..r u new here? lol
>>45039105She? I am a man.
>>45038578he ded?
>>45039087btw btw they do tho btw yesnow urs ....
If I seem less terrifying right now it's because I'm wearing my hat.
feminine male x feminine male is so hot
>>45039149That's cisgaygen tr'm'am, you're breaking out of your agp cell again.
>>45039149fury
>>45039149Have you met this feminine male >>45039146 ?
>>45039183Funny thing is that when the hats off I read as an ftm to people.
>>45039030same bro.
>>45039104do you fucking know what hyperpigmentation is.
i want a gay boyfriend
>>45039236Brown discolouration according to Google.
>>45039243me too
>>45039273>>45039273>>45039273
i'm not using tranny ai op
>>45039314>>45039314>>45039314
>>45038657Didn't he turn out to be some kind of retard or autistic?
