>>45081417
i think i growed out of my edgy phase.
*blocks your pah*
>QOTTWould you date a gym furry?
can i buy a sense of preservation at walmart?
>>45083602>>45083609They're for measuring temperature, measuring proper adjustments to suspenders, and to be a visual intrigue amongst chest hair.
>>45083580honey, you don't feel like a useless retard, you just are one,i rode my bike, worked out my arms, core, glutes, im in calorie deficit and updated my cv today, im thriving
>>45083625I finally looked up Deadlock and I don't think I'll ever play because I don't have a gaming PC set up but hello Lash~
Never forget 2021
self preservation*
>>45083669mustache sex but this is so tightly cropped i can't help but feel he is doing something uncouth
>>45083642*fingers your hole*
>45083625>furshit>45083635>disgusting pedo stache>45083642>non white>45083640>tranny>45083651>more furshitabysmal thread start>>45083657>bragging about getting a modicum of simple exerciselole
>>45083669Blue eyes bleugh hed look much better with brown eyes
>>45083654You lack imagination. They are to feel with your hands, and tangle your fingers within the chest hair, to motorboat with ur face and to lick the pert nipple
>>45083651no, it's too much mental illness for me
>>45083687
aaaand... im.....just gonna post this here... oops dont mind me.... ehehe
>>45083697trim the mustache so he has an upper lip
>>45083686you would notice it's a counter not a brag if you rubbed your two brain cells together
>>45083615I'm saving it for my future bf <3>>45083636S-sure (@_@;)
>>45083709yeah it's better
also if you dont see anything you like why linger it's not like this thread is ever any different lol
>>45083711>counterlol
>>45083717he's gonna be a bottom
>>45083728it's always better. facial hair is to frame your face not hide your best assets
>>45083733im glad the thread is amusing you for a change
>>45083734weird self report slayer
>>45083731You seem interesting.
>>45083728I'd pay a lot of money to look like this. I wish plastic surgery worked and didn't just make people look like the bogdanoffs
>>45083754my condolences
Do you get along with your dad, gg
fat people shouldn't date skinny people
sensitive to the extremities
>>45083697looks like he has a sausage of cat shit on his lip
>>45083775it's complicated
>>45083795upvote
>>45083776A big man should date a little man
>>45083776wrong. fat tops x skinny lean bottoms are blessed by the heavens
>>45083771I don't know how to interact with the others though.
>>45083813all right
Why does every guy showing his feet have to be an "alpha" or "cashmaster". Just show your feet and shut up.
>>45083815all night put fucking with a side of cumming on his back
>>45083805the big man bottoms btw
i've accepted that i will never be the type to wear a leather jacket. and that's fine!
>>45083847ego. fetishes and sex work are inherently feminine. they have to be alpha and dom to cope
>>45083852mama kudos for saying that we were all thinking it
wheres that stock photo of the queen of england holding a gun
that was meant for a different post but i got attacked by a mob on wow and panicked oh well
>>45083851The big man and the little man flipflop
>>45083884you are one busy lard, arent you?
do not delete guns
>>45083847Cashmasters who adopt that asshole persona, like, "give me your money, bitch" and like give the middle finger and it's like, "calm down, Jason. You're asking me to be your benefactor. The money you're asking for is so you can pay rent. Show some respect."
>>45083900haha i do that...
Xd
>>45083754lol
>CASHMASTER PANCAKES HEREWwyd if you saw MR PANCAKES was a CASHMASTER looking for PAYPIGGIES ATM CASHFAGS
>>45083949Cashmaster Pancakes would u play a giant with a 6-inch-tall anon in ur clutches
don't you guys have something to do? it's monday
>>45083967I'm shitposting at work until I get to go home in 2 hours
>>45083956Yes if you PAY UP
>>45083956https://voca.ro/12On3b9pZLG2
i'm vaping top shelf and sipping coffee outside idk wat else 2 say. nya
>>45083980Here u go
>>45083979samesies ^=^
>>45083988I just came
who works on monday
>>45083734Most of the guys who say lewd things to me don't seem like bottoms
>>45084001
Cashmaster pancakes is going to get big
>>45084023you have bad bottomdar
>>45083992I'm thinking about making noodles.
>>45076708as a doughy male to female transsexual i wish i could be surrounded by men like this
>>45083967just heard the neighbors scrolling reels that loudly said pedophiles! spooked me lili bit
>>45084078Everybody's talking about that stuff. It's disturbing. You should calm down.
>>45084030Lol
>>45083886gib smol to protecc
>>45084134Delta why don't you admit you like some macro
are knee dips important? im tred to decide if i want a exercise station pull up bar with dips and knee dips bars, or only the pull up bar for door way.
>>45084112they're almost as ugly as the trip who must not be named
>>45084162I only do cardio
>>45084143not macroI just like when guys are a little shorter
>>45084171that's a big portion what i do too.but i need a new pull up bar.
also fucking shit i hate american walls so much!
>>45083651>>45084003>>45083642why big mine's small
>>45084199But what if they're like a lot shorter
>not macro>proceeds to stomp through city swatting at airplanes and trampling rail-cars
i kinda want to stay up for 24 hours to make sure i finish all my chores and errands but that's probably a bad idea isnt it
>>45084224you can't even see his dick in the middle one. this doesn't even make sense
>>45084231>Giant!Delta>accidentally rampaging through city>says sorry and oops all the timeCute
>>45084241i can tell it's at least average and the balls are full
>>45084227that's just odd>>45084242depends what mood I was in desu
>>45084250which balls? you're so insane
>>45084261>Giant!Delta in a horny mood fucking a building HOT
why do i get constantly horny as a bottom? my prostate feels like so swollen right now, it's extra sensitive.
>>45084270are you stimulating your prostate
>>45084263big normal one that are between the man's legs. yes.
>>45084270>>45084239you're a slut.
>>45083642*Calls u beaner and then runs away*
>>45084239Yah. You will skip the ideal regeneration window.
>>45084275not right now, but i'm considering it. i don't really want to take another shower though
>Delta kun~ >delty welty >delta~ Theyre taking the piss right? Its because hes ugly...
i'm gonna become a hat guy
>>45084290i don't think you're doing it often enough
>>45084292he's not ugly but i may see why you're saying that, it's just that delta is a man of a certain type
>>45084296Oooo, what kind of hat?
>>45084296Snapbacks or some kind of retro/art LARP?
>>45084296what kind of hat?
>>45084292No Delta is 6'2, a top, and ginger. His only drawbacks are his crippling depression and being British
>>45084290It's just a joke
>>45084311>>45084312>>45084313just normal ass graphic baseball caps. i think i will larp a bit because one of the ones i want say rodeo with a horse and i'm from da big city
>>45083625any artists here?I wanna learn to draw more male anatomy but Ive been so used to drawing women I completely neglected how to draw men.
>>45084300i can't take dick every day because i need to eat at least once every 8 hours or so
>>45084338we have plenty artists here. they aren't the good kind
>>45084338Kill yourself
>>45084331shameful
>>45084342you're eating too much
>>45084342fucking pussy. actually you're not, you're too mentally ill and lazy to be open. post shitty pussy, tranny pansy
These threads feel more like the zoomer stare every day. Its only this thread and I wonder if you people actually talk like this in five word blurbs in real life. Like these brainless fucks who want to have a two minute conversation over an hour of texts because they are too timid to just call.This is one of those do-not-reply posts, as in I am not seeking feedback pr inviting discussion on what I already know. More bluntly, for you many, many short-bussers, don't. I'm venting. If I thought conversation here was interesting or possible, I'd ask what flavor of shit, piss or stink you were promoting today.
>>45084349damn>>45084350why'd that anger you so much? lmao
i got a big ass head though so it's hard to wear hat
i love the members of the new kingdom of living things i discovered.theyre such fun&intelligent company
>>45084363what does your hole look like?
>>45084361I'm guessing this is why the boards been super dead lately. I recommend moving to a discord server to have more in depth discussions and stuff. This place is ass, and usually the people who post here are high put of their minds or mentally ill/challenged.
>>45084358no..
>I recommend moving to a discord serverand thus the ritual is complete
Qualifications to call yourself gay:Twink, under 5'10 and 140 pounds, =< 26, swallows, no vers, takes anal, has at least some vague interest in pleasing men if not competence. Is only attracted to twunks unless molested, then presumably "daddies" too.If one does not comport to these basic standards, you should not be allowed to call yourself gay. If they insist on calling themselves gays, then actual useful gays should call themselves something else.
>>45084361reply
>>45083886um sweaty that's a child
>>45084338easy:1) look at dudes2) draw them
>>45084400what>>45084404Labels are retarded. who cares, I am what I am.
Scientists have declared my penis size to be the new smallest unit of length. Sorry, Planck.
>>45084370hairy and confident, stop asking
>>45084438>hairy good>and confidentwhat?>stop askingwhy?
>>45084422Instant violent homophobia.
>>45084361five words... shut up dying irrelevant scum. nine words!
>>45084409me when shiza tells me about her new potential top ebf she met on discord
I am quite alive and the most relevant poster here. From behind the scenes, I hold this generals balls in a clenched grip and rule with an iron fist. They are lucky I post at all.I have a good mind to vaporize the place but then I see what you do to yourselves after euro hours and realize thats punishment enough.
make sense bitch
You had one job: provide me with distraction between podcasts so I don't have to decide on a new phone, commit to other deliveries or run up charges on other stuff. You have failed me for the last time, gay general.
i feel like i need a new name, something suitable.
>>45084484this but unironically x2
I really just need to find a stripper. Its not my style though. I am used to making my own. Buying one feels like eating processed food.
no one cares about you, no one likes you, it's clear that you don't even like yourself since you're here 24/7 by your own admission and in all this time you still hasn't made any impact or good impression. you're as good as death and your life is futile and you're worth less than nothinng. hope that helps!
>>45084377I am 100% certain discussions are no more possible there. I only wanted light lucid banter, and this place doesn't even deliver that. The few interesting posters don't really post much or become instantly timid when the yelling starts. And the rest can never stop babbling about their fetish-of-the-week while tugging their dick just because others were forced to see it.Often I start to post or consider making some OC. Then I imagine you all, in the dark, hunched over a device, bug-eyed and slackjawed and it gives me the creeps so much I just close the reply box.And then theres whatever this ranting bitch below me just posted under this box where I can't see till I post. Probably something bitching about attention as usual.
>>45084460took you a bit to think of that one huh
>>45084331I love big hats!
how can you really trust a guy enough to let him cum inside of you? what if.. he has a side-piece or something. i'm not just talking about the stds but like the emotional vulnerabilities being taken for granted. in my opinion a male should only ever finish inside of another male if that male is his life mate aka boyfriend (or husband uwu)
>>45084505Titan!
im finally going to be attractive ..... in my late 40s!
i really didnt know how few smart men there were
>>45084583i wish you would get therapy
This is how gays killed homosex. By overthinking it more than straights and lowering the closet bar enough to invite the batshits who now feel entitled to make gay about their own menthol and prattle about it as its own industry.
>>45084588why Titan?
>>45084595sooo many men want faeries and i didnt know that
>>45084599in front of cake? papi buen provecho
>>45084600for what
>>45084605Because a fan translation a long time ago called the titans jaegers.
>>45084599why would you save this
>>45084616everything
>>45084595Why do you want a smart man?
>>45084635umm, idk what you're talkin' about. i'm just playing vidya and eating a donut. am i not allowed to tfw no bf post?
>>45084599i d e a l bo t t o m
>>45084583stds should be the real worry here. the emotional vulnerabilities depend on the type of relationship you have, if you're just hooking up you really should wall those off
>>45084623oh we had dog named titan
why are guys on depop posting themselves in their underwear with bulges
>>45084659nigga i didn't say anything about a hookup
Sometimes I feel bad for the gay teens who get conned by older homos into "coming out" for community and support, and then not really getting anything of substance and just being drooled at by the older homos pawing at them.But then I remember their motivation for humiliating and disgracing themselves by coming out was just because they thought loudly announcing it would give them easier access to dicks and I lose all sympathy.Kind of follows that the final generation of twinks will be dicked and bashed by browns, in that order. Its going to be hilarious when you multicultural types see what gay life is under a mix of Sharia and dirty jeets. Pretty much the same as the stinky naggers you already chase.Just dirty, dirty, filthy to the core.
>>45084599big bulge big belly
>>45084661they are sluts and do that everywhere. anywhere on the internet that allows a profile pic you'll find a gay posting a thirst trap
So I read that Peter Steele was "irritated" that "as many men" had his Playgirl layout but that he wasn't homophobic. Steele was 6'8 and jacked. I am still trying to figure out what the hell he was thinking.
>>45084697literally who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
>>45084697bitch.. i love playgirl..
>>45084697>he wasn't homophobicuh huh
>>45084708lol
these thread would be better if ****** came back
I will now pour a Coke on ice and be mad.I am cranky because I had a pile of Mexican food yesterday and last night was picrel. At one point I thought a fart might have shattered the turlet by the sheer intensity of the volume. Im lucky I didnt hit my head off the ceiling.Thats the report on my asshole. I should do a report on my cock sometime, since its of obvious interest to the milieu.
>>45084661advertising their OF
>>45084735Did anyone ask?
We should bring back all the trips methy would goon to as a middle aged closeted repping vagabond so we could watch them all humiliate him again. Good times.Except Hyacinth. I remember, typical to an aging creep, methy tried coming at him with the platonic "bro" angle, and Hyacintch seemed just naive enough to not realize metho was just trying to get closer to his dick, da filtee poivoit.
I have eaten noodles made from scratch with alfredo sauce made from scratch and it was extremely worth it.
>>45084784why does he have a sink drain on his shoe
I can't raise my arms back when I am reclining or my chest hair tickles my ears.
>>45084730Theyre too good for us
>>45084788stinky feet
>>45084800post chest hair
>>45084804
>>45083651A furry that shaves their body? I guess I'm just unclear on the concept.
>>45084783can i scratch your ass from scratch?
>>45084823sometimes people have multiple mental illnesses
>>45084826I wear many layers.
>>45083651Yus!
gaygen is where aids goes to die
You may regret some of the rapes you committed, but you'll regret all the ones that you never tried.
>>45084788>looking at his shoesnigga ur straight
>>45084867I don't think that logically follows, anon.
>>45084876i don't itemize, i take in the whole package
do not fixate on y'ing red panda
>>45084879*rapes you* daddy...
>>45084883imagine these FAGGOTS blocking the way for their cute picture *spits*
>>45084422The one on the right is the top.
i'll take in your whole package iykwim
>>45084885>///<...I'm not daddy...
>>45084891>>45084883
>>45084780rexie is alive btw
obsession is so ugly
>gay death doesn't ex-
>>45084892whatever, i'd like to see you try
-ist
>>45084889*opensmouth*
>>45084920*swipes* got your pp
>>45084918I dunno what you're talking about I'd rather fuck the guy on the right the one on the left would probably give you poop dick and then leave you on read
>>45084922rolling your pants leg up always looks dumb to me. just get properly fitted clothes
Has your boyfriend ever given you ASMR?
>>45083625Why do you all only like ugly men?
>>45084957she's a tranny that isn't happy with the direction of life she's following, don't pay her no mind
>>45084991an ass stinging mega railing? no
>>45084957guy on the right is disgustingly old (30 years old)
>>45085002don't worry i don't listen to troye
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DemGGaeonKI/this is what happens when u hot
>>45085035asking for a pit fucking
How do you respond to a spanking?
>>45084987he wants you to see more of his slutty slutty socked ankles>>45084994ur ugly
>>45085023I'm 32 and I'm a giant 6'3 trade worker. I can carry people with one arm.
>>45085063>slutty slutty socked anklesis this the 1840s, that does nothing for me
>>45085089but is your hole hairy
>>45085106I don't spend very much time looking at my own asshole but I guess so it's been like 2 years since I shaved my dick or ass. Just trim it up now and then.
Hole
>I don't spend very much time looking at my own asshole>t. man who is going to die of asshole cancer
everyone talking about Wilson Bethel jerking off, but i'm not interested. you got any philipp lin?
>>45085089sounds breedable
>>45085089Post your big arms and chest and probably huge tall cock and balls pleasse
>everyone talking about Wilson Bethel jerking offliterally no one mentioned this
Cashmaster pancakes here remember to CRUSH that subscribe button on my onlyfans
I've literally never had anything up my ass and I think of it as a prestigious status to have as a homosexual man which is why I shall never get a prostate exam and die of ass cancer one day
>$40 for four pieces of bird from KFC via Doordash... this is a put-on, right?
>>45085221nigga if you don't go and get some popeyes
Cashmaster pancakes
>>45085236they call it the most fem foot ever posted on /gaygen/
>>45085176I forgot to mention I look like sloth from the goonies
>>45085252isn't that a boomer movie
>>45085265Yeah my Dad made me watch it as a young lad. All of the boomer movies.
need feeder bf
i'm making hot wings
would the equipment fall over if using the chest flys bands?
>>45083651Why do gym furries just feel like butterfaces/failed porn stars who appropriated furry to get laid?Like I saw furries who worked out before, but there's this sudden WAVE of gymfurs who appeared and they all:-are packing-are in fantastic shape-are all over social media-all have either onlyfans or private dm's for "hookups"
>>45085275my favorite movie as a kid was labyrinth even though it's a boomer movie
>>450852217lb of costco party wings, goodwill air fryer, box of panko
my hole has been thoroughly pounded..oh gosh, i'm so exhausted. it was worth it. this should stave me off until tomorrow, i hope uwualmost feels like i've been inseminated hehe. if only i had a gbf
>>45085252
>>45083625Based picrel
>>45085304cynically, it's an easy pander and cash grab. globalistically, it's a sign of the normalization of fur faggotry
Exchanging nudes is the only sexual activity I'm capable of doing but hypocritically I do get annoyed when guys keep ordering me to do things. I'm not a sub.
your mistake was in thinking red panda is ugly
i dont like how dumb i feel from weed.
my hole isnt loose
i'm pissing myself off looking in the mirror. i'm actually kinda cute and i have a big dick, i need to start dating again
baiting tops with my bussy only to eat their souls and life energy
>>45085411i cant comprehend, someone can look in mirror and be happy with the reflection.
>>45085411How's your voice? Mannerisms? A big dick with a big ol lisp, or queeny personality is such a fucking mood killer.
>>45085423voice is decent. mannerisms are muted, people never know i'm gay beforehand. main troubles are being distant and having a hard time talking to new people
>>45085304fluoride levels in the water are so bad even gay gymfags are getting infected with autismscientists estimate that by 2030 every single homosexual man in the first world will predominantly jack off to furshit and barashit instead of hooking up, exclusively watch anime and own a switch 2 to play newest pokemon
>>45085454>own a switch 2so it's not all bad :3
should i try to find a bf on apps or /soc/?
>>45085498find one on gaygen ;3
>>45085398try a dry herb vape or dab rig (real. not a wax pen or nectar collector)both significangly reduce that lingering burnt out + stupid feeling
>>45085499idk seems like a bad idea
>>45085176I want to breed you huge chubby ass
>>45085506better yet, stop smoking weed
>>45085515I don't have a chubby ass, unfortunately.
>>45085411post cute big dick
>>45085454Would turning all gays into nerdy giga autists solve the issue of STDs and hard drug use?
i would let my bf pee inside my ass with a full bladder, only if we're in the shower though, because it literally makes no sense to try that anywhere else. i don't have a piss fetish btw, i'm just willing to try things
>>45081545are you my bf? he works out 6 days a week and drinks a vodka redbull multiple times a week
>>45085571no, furry conventions are disease pits and plenty of them do hard drugs
>>45085571>gay hard drug users>nerdy giga autists>mfw theyrethesamepicture.webp
>>45085537Sh*t *p! Sh*t up! You're a tall big men with some softness to your belly! That means you have some chib on your legs ass well and it's big too! Just sit on my face and shake it! Sh*t up!
>>45085575my ex did that without asking, it suckedwe were in his living room too lol
>>45085506sounds good but trying to not smoke
If you are not married by 20 with three kids by 23, you are effectively gay.Oddly, if you are married with 3 kids by 23, you can pretty much hit as much bussy as you want and no one can really say anything except the wife, and thats really just a matter of not being so dumb you get caught. You'll still want a pre-nup though just in case. You'll wear each other out eventually anyways when her friends talk her into an upgrade and at least bussy doesn't really get pregnant, which is mostly the whole point. You do have to upgrade that more often though. Plus if you are given to gay bashing, it puts it in a much more playful light and they don't mind as much. Cheaper than whores anyways. Same number of clinic visits though.
>>45085592Did you shit out his piss enema all over his couch
i just want a bf that lets me smoke some weed and play vidya games. makes me do chores once or twice a week.
>>45085575it feels so hot and weird i love being a urinal.>>45085579use to love those but i think im not your bf.
>>45085608Are you planning to have a job in this scenario?
>>45085619why do you think i only do chore once or twice a week? the other five days i have work.
>>45085608>I am on welfare
>>45085498>>45085511>looking for bf on /gaygen/ is a bad idea but doing that on /soc/ somehow is not
>>45085607no I went to the bathroom>>45085619making bottoms work is abuse
>>45085608The fuck you mean makes you do chores once or twice a week? Just run the fucking vacuum, clean your clothes, clean up after your self. Holy shit, no wonder everyone is so fucking lonely
if my bf had a knot, i would gladly take it. if he had barbs, i would let him rake my prostate with it. if he had a foot long horsecock it would probably kill me but i would still try to hilt it
I want a bf who lets me play outside without supervision
I schedule up to five tasks to complete per month and usually only complete two of them. I've been making a grocery list since July.
>>45085655Erm
>>45085604this is just being a conservative
I wish you could legally own another personOwning your bf sounds very romantic to me
>>45085649unless i drop a mug and break it. i'm not running the vacuum more than once a week. if something happens that's outside the ordinary, sure. like oh the dog pissed on the floor. ya i'm gunna clean carpet and revacuum. otherwise? once a week. i'm not gunna wipe down the bathroom everyday. face away from the mirror when you floss and brush so you don't spritz on it. spit at the drain not on the side of the sink.
there's a warm little pocket near my belly button, that's where the tip slides into. argh
>>45085679There are some countries where that may still be possible!
if you dribble on my floor, then you're not allowed to stand anymore.
>>45085721*spills semen*
>>45085726>>45085726>>45085726
>>45085379How's idaho weather Washington weather is getting colder