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>Qott: What is your latest source of svffering?

precum
>>45089852
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>>45091724
my dog being in my bed while he's really anxious from loud noises, which means lots of mouth noises like licking and gulping which is like torture
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i want to stay in this thread :3
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>>45091724
myself.
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>>45091724
>Qott: What is your latest source of svffering?
lack of monnay
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>>45091724
being sleepy at work
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>>45091748
literally why do you have a dog then, they're slobbery creatures
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allergies are making me cry alot
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>>45091724
Goddammit I already said $53 for some shitty fried chicken

>dramatic twink edition

That said, this is what it would look like if I tried to be a twink.
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>>45091805
bc he's fine when he's not anxious, or my mother is home
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>>45091763
Dysphoria hitting hard huh?
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>>45091816
Goddamnit we already didn't care about you at all so you had to remind us how pathetic you are
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>>45091724
i look like this
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even the bot is using this thread? fuck you guys
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>>45091830
ill nevver be a cuntboy and it hurts.
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>>45091845
ahhahaha niiii
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America sisters, how do we stop the end of daylight savings time?
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>>45091852
Idk, you seem like a cunt to me
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>>45091841
why is he so tall and muscular and his penis is so big while mine's not
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what is the age cut off for being a twink?
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>>45091871
i been here too long then lol
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>>45091869
make it state issue
like abortion kek
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>>45091882
It's not a physical age but when you grow up and mature that twinks aren't real. Same with "otters"
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>>45091882
ask jeb....
18?>>45091871
swedeboeg!
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I mean after all, why shouldnt a low class dinner cost more then ten gallons of gas. Those good old days of three years ago when a gallon of cow juice cost less than petroleum being extracted by multimillion dollar machines and processed. I want my heart attack to be cheaper and I am going to get it if it kills me.
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I just realized I’ve never been with a black guy and it makes me feel kinda racist
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why didn't you become a physician gayge?
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>>45091916
ok nigger
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>>45091897
>when you grow up and mature
gay men don't do that
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>>45091916
You should try it, a BBC that know what he's doing can't be compared to anything... it's big and primal and girthy and it's almost like it knows what spots to hit
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>>45091917
most men are disgusting and i don't wanna touch them
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>>45091911
ooh funny thing
geman diesel is now more expensive then foodgrade oils...
which is insane and people have bought gallons so supermarket restricted sale volumes
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>>45091936
ok troon
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>>45091882
there isn't one
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>>45091897
otters aren't real
>>45091917
this is only interesting cause he's young. most patients are old and women.
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>>45091911
is the 'bread' of that sandwich pieces of chicken?
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>>45091959
are too real
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I genuinely believe that a devotion to homosexuality should not be viewed as some gay ass life journey but rather a vocation and discipline to be taken seriously. That is how it has thrived in every culture it was tolerated.

Now get back to your studies. I am just sick and tired of all the porn showing otherwise pretty gays who could not suck a dick correctly if their lives depended on it. In the old days it did and thats why performance was better. There should be an academy that gives licenses.

Bunch of scruffs. And learn to cook. You're supposed to be pleasing men.
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I got called an otter and I had to tell that mf I was TOO old to be called that bullshit
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>>45092000
what, if anything, would you rather be called
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>>45091994
the cum i would blast all over his chest is too real
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>>45092000
ok sry otter daddy , my bad
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workout mats are over expensive.
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>>45092000
how old are you?
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>>45091945
Thats pretty crazy alright. Some speculate its an opening strategy to wean people off driving and flying altogether. The elites can't have more than everything already so the only path forward for them is to make sure everyone else has less. They will have us grazing on crickets and living in tubes from childhood before its done with.
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>>45092006
A real human bean
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i'm letting my beard grow out too much and it's making me feel old but i feel like it's cute so idk. maybe i'll wear more sweater vests and embrace it
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Be honest gaygen have you been fucked by a black guy? If so what was it like?
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>>45092027
i will never.
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>>45092027
Yes and also BBC is a myth
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>>45091961
Better. Deep fried chicken tenders. It hasnt been in the US since 2023. They only bring it out very infrequently to start a buzz, figuring people will wear out on it if they have it too often.
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>>45092027
fucked, no. but i've exchanged bjs with a black guy but i'm black too so i don't think i get points
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>>45091959
>>45091943
sports chiropractor for a men's team then. chiropractic is made up nonsense anyways, it's not like anyone can prove you're doing it wrong
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>>45092026
ok mr pancakes
>>45092018
we have 20% of genuine suicide cult leftists here...
and the 30% with iq under 30 and its grim
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>>45092027
no, i'm still in my top era. but maybe when i go bottom i will
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>>45092046
post bbc
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>>45092046
ew
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>>45092046
post hairy black hole
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How do I find another twink who lets me bully his butt as an FtM. I look normal. I just message guys on grindr who are bi and get very little. Also grindr is a piece of shit and constantly shows me people who are hundreds of miles away.
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>>45092056
>chiropractic is made up nonsense
exactly. i feel like it would be waste of my time to 'learn' that. but the clients are definitely younger and more fuckable
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>>45092081
keked
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Бибиcи
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>>45092098
I've done it once and I'm gonna see him again when I travel for the holidays. But I want moar. I just don't know how to find them. Straight guys find me too masculine and don't want it in the butt.
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>>45092043
seems a bit much
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>>45092106
sure pumpkin
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>>45092112
they have it here, if you go outside
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>>45092112
Well it falls under "indulgence" or "comfort" food, a treat, not meant to be a habit.
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>>45092116
Ur mad ur mad
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i'm gonna make some hot wings and then i'm gonna wipe my hands on you
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>>45091996
Now that I actually look at this, this is a shitty diagram. It leaves out a ton of stuff. It doesn't even have the right names for some of it.
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>>45092043
funny enough it has less calories than a baconator
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Um... What is all that weird discoloration on your towels, anon??
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>>45092155
My acne medicine :]
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is this pooner completely retarded?
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>>45092155
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>>45092155
it's my DRIED CUM. are you happy? is that what you want to hear? my wiped up seed?
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>>45092146
I really like those too.
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>>45092121
>>45092125
regular chicken burger is enough for me
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>>45092106
sniffies, but please clearly label yourself--not trying to waste my time!
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feeding Delta like a baby bird <3
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>>45092190
just say snowballing
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>>45092183
I always label.
I've looked at sniffies once when I was rural, seemed like shit, especially for my situation. Isn't it just men trying to get rawed, how is it an improvement over grindr?
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Remembering flashback to when it was considered gay and shameful to admit masturbating.

Those fucking Jews and their 80's "teen sex comedies". How long can it really be before they start buying children in exchange for crack. And of course the crack will 60% filler and made in Chyna.
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*нюх нюх* Cниффиc))
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>>45092190
no thanks
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I love my all American food like pizza and sushi and lamb khorma and drunken noodle and Ramen
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>>45092214
I ordered a lamb kebab recently and I was not given a kebab. Pmo. Loose pieces of lamb on iceberg lettuce with a shit load of gross sauce on the side.
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>>45092223
Greek food I don't think is very good take-out
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Human deltapede
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>>45092196
>Isn't it just men trying to get rawed
>How do I find another twink who lets me bully his butt

can you be more clear and direct about what you actually want?

>grindr is a piece of shit and constantly shows me people who are hundreds of miles away.

Sniffies works more like pokemon go, so the people will be nearby, you can see them on the map.

>>45092231
me if i keep progressively overloading my squats
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I discovered that there really is no re-heating Mexican food. Its either hot and fresh or garbage. You can refrigerate other stuff and reheat leftovers but not Mexican it seems.
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>>45092248
>Can you be more clear
I meant that wouldn't sniffies have even more men who are exclusively looking for cock and not a plastic penis? And far less twinks. I mean I'll look but again I can't imagine it's any better than grindr, but being able to see who is local is nice.
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I will never be the plus sized pseudo transgender queen of gaygen
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>>45092270
shiza's not here, you can try filling the gap, not sure you'll quite the size tho
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I worry that if I used a gay dating app I would get genuinely gay people and who the hell needs that headache. And then they'll be disappointed anyways when they realize I only want to see them exercise naked and maybe slip'em a fifty to clean up a little. A little sandwich service might get'em another $20. I can't pay for sex anyways. It would seem immoral and degrading to me personally.
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>>45091724
I'm happy.
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>>45092290
You really sound like you want to take care of someone. Why fight that?
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>>45092258
you are going to find gay men wanting a living penis anywhere you will encounter them. it's a condition we have. maybe you can look for bi guys at swingers bars? or some tboy focused event, like tboy wrestling or a monster truck event, or an AA meeting?

>>45092235
greek food is great takeout, and the men...!

>>45092290
hire an escort, it's their job
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>>45091724
>Qott: What is your latest source of svffering?

Small mouth
Rough calloused hands
Very low sexual stamina
Dry rashy skin
Fat but thinly walled (aka too painful/injury prone) ass

My body is literally built to be sexless
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>>45092328
I want to find bi guys! I don't know where to find them. And fuck tboy wrestling, jesus lol. I looked at sniffies and it still sucks. I think I just have to be patient.
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>>45092360
>Rough calloused hands
>Very low sexual stamina
>Dry rashy skin
moisturize and be a bottom, what's the issue here
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>>45092360
Do you at least have a big penis
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>>45092360
>Rough calloused hands
hot
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>>45092360
small mouth?
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>>45092314
>>45092328
:/
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>>45092362
the best way to find bi guys is to bottom. have a big fat juicy ass, and go to a neighborhood with a lot of black and latino guys. you will be bottoming within an hour.
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>>45092395
How do you know that?
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>>45092360
you sound hot. are you sure you're gonna be sexless? i think you're built for slow exclusive sexual relationship
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>>45092395
I don't want to. And the racial thing is very true, most of the attention I get on dating apps are fat white coomers who are pansexual in the big 26 and fly ass mexican boys who just want my ass. I almost wish I never got with that cute twink so I wouldn't have hope for the future and stick with girls. I mean, I don't mind getting fucked so long as there's a mix. I thought my chances would be better considering how many young guys got roped into pegging because of how much they goon. It's so grim. Straight guys don't want me and gay guys don't want me and bi guys don't wanna tell you they're bi. I need to resign myself from sex all together.
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i don't like wearing my glasses because it makes me look like a nerd but then i see pics like this and it makes me put in another order for contacts
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>>45092385
Ohhh, you want to use grindr or whatever to find a friend.
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>>45092444
I don't think this thread is the best space to express your retarded wailing of a retarded delusional woman that thinks she's a man and she's so retarded she doesn't know whether she wants to be a lesbian or keep being a lost straight woman in a psychosis of her own making
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>>45092408
i have a big fat juicy ass, and i'm helplessly addicted to latino guys
>>45092444
the fat white coomers are the exact people who got roped into pegging during the 2020s pegging craze, sure there might be a few malnourished twinks but most of them are what you find. PLEASE send the fly ass mexican boys my way
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>>45092473
That's completely true, god.
Maybe I'll try the mexican boys..
>>45092472
FTMG has been unusable for almost 2 years. I post here semi regularly and I'll keep quiet about being a tranny for another month or two. Relax.
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Is that true /gaygen/?
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>>45092489
ftmg is G general now.
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>>45092489
Oooo you're a ftm?
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You give me all your love you give me all your kisses and then you touch my burkah and do not know who is it
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>>45092489
You're not a man, you're a retarded straight woman as I have said already. If you don't want to improve your general, at least don't come here shitting and leaving bloody marks behind. If you want to reconnet with your normal straight woman self you can go to chasergen and ask local pervert on how to find a retard that doesn't get pussy easily.
>>45092502
You would know, probably the reason why you're here and why your skin grafts are all scarred now
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>>45092502
I remember when there was push back for G. Now there's months of spam until it mysteriously dies down a little and all of the trips circlejerk their blogposts. Most users are new to HRT or aren't on it or are taking a "break" because the "effects they got were enough and they don't wanna take injections every week" I don't understand. I want out.
>>45092504
Scroll up, yes.
Gotta do homework have fun.
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>>45092533
it's more of theyfab general.
did you drawed that?
looks good.
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>>45092512
Burqa di Гyччи
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trannies and russians and pancakes how can the thread get any better~!
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>>45092370
Yeah but what good is a big dick that cums in 10 seconds
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>>45092453
no...
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>>45092380
Small mouth big teeth
Useless for blowjobs
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life is rough for a guy who likes nerdy stoner bottoms but doesnt like fats
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>>45092540
how do you know all those big words if you were in their gen "just because you like talking" you fucking fat zigger pooner shit? don't you think even this larp seems unbelieveable as most of them tend to be?
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>>45092489
>>45092533
no you give me the mexican boys, and you take the fat white coomers >:(

>>45092522
>>45092472
pooners are fine. its the nonbinary gender studies dropouts that are annoying. at least pooners have made up their mind. they're living a comedic tragedy, give them a break

>>45092548
how long is your refractory period?
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>>45092548
post quick BWC domtop dick
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>>45092558
i guess i never saw that before so idk what to imaginr.
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>>45092043
>They only bring it out very infrequently to start a buzz, figuring people will wear out on it if they have it too often.
>>45091938
>You should try it, a BBC that know what he's doing can't be compared to anything... it's big and primal and girthy and it's almost like it knows what spots to hit
such profound tastes and you gays give such good reviews. like a psycopath describing his murders to the police. anything else you queers can recommend?
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>pooners are fine. its the nonbinary gender studies dropouts that are annoying
lol
retarded brown tranny
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Um. Shiza said he played wow. What server?
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>>45091724
>Qott: What is your latest source of svffering?
I could have saved him...
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>>45092584
twitter is so funny
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>>45092548
Torturous blowjobs, agonizing even >:3
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>>45092588
Bahamut
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>pooners are fine
me when im lying
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>>45092594
Never ending torment of a lonely and isolated existence :3
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>>45092631
cockmongler stare
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>>45092594
is that moot
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>>45092631
is he gonna eat me
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>>45092570
What the Marlboro Light 100 lacks in bouquet, it makes up for with a mild, mellow if a bit saccharine, bright, traditional Virginia flavor with gentle notes of traditional rich Burley and of course the full body Turkish finish.
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>>45092584
>some trans folk dont wanna dress like the opposite gender
>the opposite gender
>opposite gender
this tweet was a violent hate crime
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don't mutilate my anus tf
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>the bacon I bought is wafer thin
fml why do they even make this shit
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will i get sick more the more of a slut I am? i havent had any STIs this year, but i get a lot of upper respiratory infections. ive also fucked 65 different guys since january
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>>45092642
No nigga
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>>45092663
>ive also fucked 65 different guys since january
bro's anus is a petri dish
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When I'm the therapy

Me: I am gay.
Therapist: Do you think being gay is causing your schziophrenia?
Me: But man fards... xPP
Therapist: I'm Gag binch and I'm about to fujo like Kujo!
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>>45092655
Well Saturn's dad was a royal dick, so... Iirc his mother put him up to it.
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I've discovered my penis contains magical properties.
>>45092689
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>>45092622
How did you know? He was... chronic pain, diagnosed with terminal disease, band broke up, spiraled into substance abuse and everyone at this point was describing him as "difficult to get along with"... his dearest friend left to another country to escape media persecution then died under mysterious circumstances a year before he died. When he was no longer able to make music he was completely alone. I could have saved him. I could have saved him.
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>>45092659
thin bacon is crispier so is better.
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they brought apu back :)
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As every year, I am fresh tf out of ideas for (new) Halloween movies. I'll almost certainly rewatch The Lighthouse, and Blair Witch and House of 1000 Corpses. I think I will add Creep for a laugh. I barely watch anything from the last 8 years since everything went woke. Even aside from that, the writing is just such garbage. Creep is always funny though.
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>>45092722
Good
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>>45092712
>terminal disease
you literally could not have saved him
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>>45092716
If I wanted crispy crunchy shit I'd buy a granola bar
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>>45092733
If I could have in some way relieved his pain, if only for a moment...
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>>45092735
bacon makes for better crunchy crispy.
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>>45092728
Nekromantik. Second one isn't as good.
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>>45092659
>>45092716
Thick cut with some crispiness
>>45092728
There's plenty of good stuff.
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>>45092750
Well the wiki shows it seems to have some fresh writing at least, even if its '88. I will look into it but I was hoping for something more current. Thank you though. I will keep reading up on it.
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>>45092740
you could have never saved him
you could have never met him
he is dead
get over it
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thin bacon >>> thick bacon
both good if extra crispy though.
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>>45092764
>even if it's 88
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>>45092772
I could have done something. I was born in the wrong country at the wrong time.
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>>45092647
could you please give me beer recommendation i'll be sure to save it for later
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>>45092722
they brought him back with a voice actor who is indian but grew up in america so he needs to put on a fake accent for the role just like the last va
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>>45092743
thick, juicy, floppy bacon>>>bacon bits
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>>45092799
it was the guy who voices homer I think
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>>45092728
I watched Incantation on Netflix a few days ago. It was good. I've also binged Haunted Hotel. Not great, but adequate.
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>>45092802
This what everyone say about me
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it used to be so easy
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>>45092802
bacon bits is fake food, apparently there are some that are just small cut up bacon, but the fake stuff is textured onions flour, the precooked microwavable bacon strips are more real than bacon bits
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>>45092832
Apparently there are some decent seasons of AHS but I have never watched them. I never know if I can trust reviews anymore or not.
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Aмepикaнcкaя Иcтopия Ужacoв
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Well I feel better now my food is here. I didn't start eating yet but I went out to get it from the dasher and the weather was so nice and the foliage so beautiful. I felt so good I even double tipped a non-white dasher.

They are getting sneaky. It was a jeet named "William". I should've known when I saw the boomer name. They've adapted to using pronounceable names in a legible alphabet. He did have to drive a ways though and its so nice out. He brought the ice cream, someone else brought the chicken.
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>>45092888
Pretty leaves!
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yet you forgot one thing: no one cares about you always letting us know about your shitty life in scope of event such us what you're having that can be passed for "food" yet another time won't help it but give dimension to truly your insufferable, lonely, neglected nature and inability to exist by yourself separate from other people, but that was known before since you've clearly followed the image of an old, despicable, angry and sad old shit that feels forgotten and unimportant, and definitely mentally ill too, with lots of mental things that were clearly not resolved in childhood
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>>45092916
chill out, bro
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Although to be fair, I have more respect for a jeet with a "name" like William than the cuck that lets his whore wife name his son "Braedon".

Aside from letting your wife give your son her favorite porn novel meme Celtic name, there is the fact that when its misspelled, it shows low class and poor breeding. Its the white version of when blacks give their kids made up African or French sounding names like "Antwan" or "Demarquavius"*

And now a list of other names I disapprove of.

Aiden
Jadon
Braydon
Kayden
Hayden
Jalen
Mason
Casen
Grayson
Brason
Clayton
Peyton
Preston
Paxton
Bryson
Tyson
Jordan
Joelan
Holden
Colton
Dalton
Declan
Devon
Gavin
Cameron
Brandon
Landon
Nolan
Talan
Hogan
Logan
Lauren
Dylan
Tristan
Austin
Ashton
Collin
Quinton
Keegan
Tegan
Ethan
Rowan

*Thanks to Tommy Sotomayor for the name reference.

>>45092916
Thank you for the attention. I know I earned it, even if I didn't actually read. I am skimming it though, it sounds funny. Sort of.
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>>45092916
Are you okay?
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ope those are some big posts. lemme just squeeze right past ya
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>>45092950
>Holden
And I'm oops!
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>>45092950
What's wrong with a name ending in n?
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>>45092849
They just had the new season. I haven't really watched the show. I've seen a few episodes, but I've heard the show isn't great. It has interesting ideas but the story falls apart at the end. I might still check it out for Halloween. The first few seasons are supposed to be good.
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>>45092980
Is holden someone important?
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>>45092986
My pedodaddy that transed me by discord
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>>45092974
hairy legs are wasted on feetards
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>>45092997
Ewwwwwww wait. That isn't true, is it?
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>>45092950
Also, women who give names to their kids that are the nickname of an actual name. Like naming your kid "Chuck" instead of Charles or "Dave" instead of David. Very low class.

Or "J.D." when it doesn't stand for anything. Or giving yourself your own nickname. Just sayin'.

And now a break for some completely unrelated god-awful music-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnqWQnbvjuQ

This movie really was degenerate. Some guy would rather kill himself than be a father. Ffs, come on.

We'll be right back.
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floppy bacon is garbo, idanon!
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>>45092562
>how long is your refractory period?
Like a minute as long as the stimulation keeps up otherwise its 10
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>>45093000
sorry
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>>45093006
It is, I was his favorite, freakiest dirty girl among all those teenies that he groomed! He even let me help him and gave me one to play with, his name is Jeb and I... tempted him and gave him schizophrenia!
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>>45093031
it should be holetard
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>>45092984
Nothing if half of them weren't made up, misspelled, pseudo ethnic or inspired by porn novels.
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>>45093032
That's mean. I have to fix that.
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>>45092985
>The first few seasons are supposed to be good.
Thats what I have read also. I am told the writing and productions are good but that the stories tend to fall apart.
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>>45093025
You are garbage. You will never have a floppy bacon strip too btw, you don't even have bacon bits down there, dickless retarded boring stupid zigger pooner woman
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Hmm... I'm not sure if I am actually capable of a psychotic break at this point. I've already treated the imbalance.
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>>45093069
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don't call me zigger.
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i think rowan is a cool name...
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Don't be a pooner woman here then, larping zigro
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>>45093091
Post pits
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>>45093106
it's a girl name in my experience
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>>45092031
he can squat on my face with his bare ass
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Okay I am finally ready to link my new favorite bisexual troll channel. I don't expect gaygen to understand the humor so I hesitated to share it because I always figure gaygen will ruin anything I share as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnte11Rx9qY
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>>45093108
i don't have any.
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>>45093130
looks like shit
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>>45093130
Who asked?
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>I don't expect gaygen to understand the humor but i will still shit in the thread because i'm a lonely unlikeable subhuman that has nothing to do with this gen yet i have no one else to go and have no one in my life to care about me, that's why you will be my nannies that look after me, as i'm a pathetic troon that got no love in my early years and i despite my image will make it a you problem because i'm a tranny boy that never grew up
Okay trooner
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cmon dude. thirst trap somewhere else, i'm trying to find grandpa clothes
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>>45093115
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>>45093130
I didn't want to listen to him telling me to break up with my bf. I love my bf.
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gaygen should play video games together
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...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT7PO-lMLSs
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>>45093171
R8
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>>45093203
1/10
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>>45093203
looks like nice outerwear. i'm looking through dress shirts because i'm bored and i want things to wear under my sweaters
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>>45093177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09iQan-1wQ
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i wanna post a youtube vid too please watch
youtube.com/watch?v=swPeTSt825Q
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>>45093253
>i want things to wear under my sweaters
a hairy chest
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american walls suck ass, man.
it's limited where i can put up pull up bar.
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I love short shorts
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>>45093290
i have that but my chest hair isn't strong enough to poke through the neckhole like a shirt collar can
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>>45093258
Is he joking or doing a bit?
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>>45093313
my condolences
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Holy crap this chicken might actually be worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgFBaDp02GA
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>>45093362
Omggggddd. Your pictures are so pretty.
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>>45092659
How do I cope with the fact that I will never wake up in your bed and go to your kitchen just to drink some water and won't expect you standing there, making a breakfast, with a gorgeous big tall haory guy like you all naked in an apron, cooking me streak and eggs, smiling and beaming with your eyes, with your juicy thick floppy penis resting between your legs while I'm trying to understand how happy I am to be in that scenario?
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>>45093365
ty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSBFTKI-zIM
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what do you want for christmas? it's almost that time.
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>>45093473
a prostate orgasm and 20 million pounds
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>>45093473
A switch 2
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SKINNY GUYS WITH PLUMP ASSES
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>>45093473
SKINNY GUYS WITH HUGE DICKS AND BALLS
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>SKINNY GUYS WITH HUGE DICKS
Yooooooooo-
>AND BALLS
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>>45093525
let's see it
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>>45093525
Mine's smaller don't worry you'll look huge in my eyes
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Speaking of chicken, a flashback to one of my faves in the college years. I remember blasting it on my 200 watt Sony's in the dorm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SymREQqn1Z4

This is how you advertise you freak without actually taking on a meme identity. Everyone who knows knows.

Nostalgia: The purple-faced rage of the jock who bluntly demands "DUDE ARE YOU GAY?!" at the kegger, and flatly denying it in faux indignation while simultaneously half-winking at him, knowing he can do fuckall as everyone in the know snickers, including the gf.
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it's cold and i wish i was having sex
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>>45093577
I wish you made new friends.
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I had him on all fours on our bed, chest down, ass up. The lube bottle was already open beside me. I warmed a generous amount between my fingers and slowly worked one, then two into him. He groaned into the pillow, pushing back against my hand.

“More,” he muttered.

I picked up the thick dildo — the one that always made his toes curl — and coated it until it shone. I pressed the head against him and watched it slowly stretch him open as I pushed forward. Inch by inch it disappeared. His hands fist the sheets. A long, broken moan spilled out of him when I finally bottomed out.

That sound soaked my panties instantly.

I started fucking him in steady, deep strokes, one hand on the small of his back, the other gripping the base of the dildo. Every time I drove it in he moaned louder ,low, needy, completely unrestrained. The wet sound of the toy sliding in and out mixed with his voice and made my clit throb. I was dripping down my thighs just from listening to him take it.

“Harder,” he begged.

I gave it to him harder. Longer thrusts, faster rhythm, angling it so it dragged over that spot inside him on every stroke. His arms gave out. He collapsed onto his shoulders, ass still raised, moaning into the mattress like he couldn’t help it. I reached under him and found his cock rock-hard and leaking all over the sheets.

I fucked him through it, relentless, until his whole body tensed and he came untouched, thick ropes shooting across the bed while he cried out and clenched around the dildo. I kept moving it through his orgasm, drawing every last moan out of him, my own pussy pulsing and soaked just from the sounds he made.

When I finally pulled the toy out slow, he stayed there trembling, ass open and shiny with lube, breathing hard.

I leaned over him, kissed the back of his neck, and whispered,

“You love when I use this hole, don’t you?”

He could only nod, still twitching, a fresh drop of cum leaking from his cock onto the sheets.
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>>45093577
put some socks on put a union suit on put a sweater on put a wool blanket over you and then jerk to some deepthroat porn
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i love him so much bros
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>>45093588
I love stories of dominant women.
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>>45093585
how would that help
>>45093594
i'm not putting on clothes to jerk off. also that won't help, i want sex not jerking off
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>>45093616
Because new friends means whole new avenues of things to explore.
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>>45093588
Pooping as i read this btw
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clothed jerking off makes for the hottest videos because it means they were too horny to fully undress or that they're doing it in the workplace bathroom
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>>45093621
i only want to explore my bf's hole
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unless you're paying me i'm not willing to get my clothes covered in cum
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My room mate hated my music, my friends and more generally me. He did get turned on to this track though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7tMikY_qXU
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>>45093662
what does his hole look like?
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>>45093646
you're a shoot on your chest kinda guy? sorry, i was unfamiliar with your game
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>>45093668
aren't most guys?
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>>45093662
not surprised, you're very easy to hate
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>>45093362
if meth can make people gay, vyvanse can too
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>>45093675
i stand up half the time
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>>45093588
>panties
no thanks, freak
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>>45093743
>sad
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https://youtu.be/vo1i-SAg09k
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>>45093646
move your dick anywhere else
these lazy motherfuckers
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I will now watch The Lighthouse... again. But it is very re-watchable. Gaygen would probably like the Robert Pattinson jerking scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyag7lR8CPA

>>45093709
Well, he was the son of an LEO and everything you'd expect of the offspring of a government employee with a license to be a dick. I think he hated that my bestie, a traditional Mick, was training for FBI and considered our friendship part of his "field study". I should probably leave it there.

~

I think the chicken was actually worth it. Its the most restful day I've had in weeks and I'm finally relaxed. I don't know what "Cold Stone Creamery" is about but I guess I'm about to find out.
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I like cum on my abs and pecs.
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>>45093803
That's nice.
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https://youtu.be/hpKlCKL9FsM
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>>45093812
:3
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>>45093743
why are his penis and shoulders so big while mine aren't?
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>>45093824
Maybe you are meant for someone bigger than you.
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My mom died
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>>45093796
stop spillin yer beans faggot
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https://youtu.be/_hoKTHj-Qrw
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>>45093848
when, like today?
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>>45093856
Yes, this afternoon
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>>45093853
too fat. post skinny men
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>>45093848
I'm sorry.
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>>45093864
he isn't fat boyo
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>>45093848
I'm very sorry Marina. I wish there was something we could do to make you feel better. I know she was so very special to you, and you are such a good son. You are blessed with good family. I hope everyone else is ok and handling it well. I also hope she had peace. I'm sure she did with your love.
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>>45093853
yum
>>45093864
nah hes the perfect amount of fat
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>>45093848
for realz or just joshin
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>>45093909
marina is too autistic to joke about that
>>45093848
sorry about that. you are one of the nicer people here. life sucks sometimes happens too soon
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>>45093848

My condolences, Marina.
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I think once I become a snake like twink id like to go to the beach and slither around eating seagull eggs
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>>45093862
i'm sorry ):
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>>45093835
what does it mean? for someone like who? what kind of a person we're talking about?
>>45093848
i'm very sorry to hear that marina, i hope you'll process it peacefully. i don't think it will be that easy and i know a loss like that is always hard to deal with. i want to say more but i don't think i am emotionally equipped to deal with a conversation like that. just know that your mom loves you still and she's in the best of the worlds right now and she will look after you. you're a good kid, take your time and focus on everything that a family has to do to say goodbyes. i wish you well and my condolences.
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>>45093948
<3
Be blessed, anon.
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I'm so glad I'm not autistic
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>>45093879
Thank you CDC

>>45093903
Thank you Anon. She went with myself and my sisters beside her helping her to feel comfortable. I'm grateful for them. They helped a lot.

>>45093909
It's real

>>45093919
Thank you, Anon. I'm sad she's gone but I'm happy she was here. She was my favorite person in the world.

>>45093924
Thank you, Mr Devil

>>45093928
Thank you, Anon

>>45093948
Thank you, Anon and it's okay, I know you mean well. Before she died she told me she loves me and I told her I love her. I told her daily until she couldn't understand me anymore.
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>>45094001

If you were someone could, I dunno, make conversation about it.
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>>45094009
<3
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i cant sleep
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>>45094001
you might be if you're here
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>>45094028
think about hairy cheeks in your face
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>>45094009
sorry to hear that then, be well
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if recycling
>>45091728
>>45091728
>>45091728
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>>45093848
Mapинa, I'm sad and disheartened to hear that and I hope that it's not real, not in a malicious way of "I don't believe you" but because I'd never wish a loss of a parent on anyone, a mom is a very important person in everyone's life and losing one is something you can never be fully prepared for. I don't know much about your family or your dynamics within this family unit but I hope you don't stress out about what could have been and what could have been done instead, I don't want you to think or focus on the conversations of the "if only..." ilk, because even if you're gonna do that I'm just gonna have to say that it doesn't hold much weight anymore, it's pointless and everyone for the alternative turn of events and do this and do that. Don't feel guilty about anything, you did perfect and your mum was most likely a smart, wise, kind, honest, considerate, understanding, lovely, amicable woman that wouldn't want you to feel sad or bad about yourself or this whole situatuion, she'd wish the best for you and for everyone in your family. Please don't stress yourself too much, don't think about the past that can't be undone, just know that she knows what you feel and she is looking from above at peace. I'm sorry, I wish you well, I hope you're keeping your strength, I wish the best for you and your family and I wish you everything that will help you in this time.
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>>45092081
Ysah thats grinder for you. Try tinder, i hear its better
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>>45093848
>>45094009
>>45094381
</3



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