Free cuddles edition Previous >>45091728
>>45098498Why did you post my ass
gm cisgaygen :) Today is my birthday! One more year until I am a thirty year old virgin xD
>>45098504is your hole hairy?
That time we drank at my house and you were acting super drunk and stumbling around were you faking it to bait me
I'm mentally ill
I want cuddles.
I'm an old man now. I'm 27.
>>45098564>>45098508
Someone in here is intensely lonely.
>>45098569>>45098569
>>45098580Plausible but no.
>>45098567It is but it's not worth anything. I'm not good looking or well-versed in a hole wielding.
>>45098587it's worth everything. hole wielding can be learned later
>>45098584shutthefu already xanthippe/apostle/eden you're a fat ugly purple laced panty wearing fat boring unlikeable fake pretentious BROWN fuck
>>45098596I said someone was lonely, not bored.
im in my 40s.
tourner dans le shiza shizatourner dans le shiza shizail me fat tourner
I’m a 30 year old with the libido of a 15 year old
>>45098645You're in your P00Ns larping
>>45098645That's surprising. You seem younger.
>>45098595First I'd have to have someone to teach me and it's an impossible task, in all those years there was not a single person willing to be my study partner. It's bad, truly.
>>45098653I'm [traceable age bracket] years old.
>>45098683>in all those years there was not a single person willing to be my study partneri doubt that's true but it's the past. there's nothing stopping you from getting a study partner now
maybe i don't fit in here because of im too old and passed the drama years.
you don't fit in here because you have a vagina that spews blood and lies. is this your boyfriend btw? sorry i someone that looks like your boyfriend that you saw on pinterest
>bioware is killshiza on suicide watch
and maybe i don't fit in, because i dont take seriously anything.
>>45098703Not sure what gave you the impression you don't fit in here.Some people like attacking you. Probably for ass backwards reasons involving loneliness.
>>45098729i said in the last thread im celebrating akshually
>>45098739it's not a insult, to not fit in, in toxic spaces.unfortunately my brain needs xxxtra stim, and idk where to go from here.
>>45098742wtf why?
>>45098751go caving or skydivingif you live in a good area for caves you can join a grotto, they are basically caving clubs
>>45098751Can we rename the thread Toxic Spaces?
Bio TBAPИ!!!
we can rename you that
>>45098787>hands you coffeeIt's early.
*throws it in your face*
>>45098796>gently smashes a donut into your face^_~
>>45098766too dangerous.
*slams an entire table into your face*
the rape of proserpina
unsheathing the foreskin of my kebab
Both my therapists say my bf is emotionally manipulative Never foresaw this. He was always very sweet
>>45098847how come you have 2 therapists?
>>45098853some rapists need a therapist after his visit
>>45098761cause nu-bioware is a sham and id blacklist everyone who signed off on andromeda and veilguard from industry
i see a guy on ebay commiting fraud!she auctions a cpu+ram bundleand the same cpu couple of hours laternow if she is required to deliever on the bundleand the cputehcnically i could force her to do it
>>45098886very german of you, you have assimilated well, something something banderite dream
>>45098864the tragedy of veilguard is that it was one of the best pc ports we got in years only to get bogged down by an absolutely dogshit game, the dialogue was funny tho
>>45098893this is called arbitrage and is a kike thingso more polish
>>45098847That's weird.
>>45098899only good thing i can say is that the hair rendering was really good>>45098902well yeah the arbitrage is kikish, the snitching is german
>>45098925im a buyer, he is the enemykek i wrote to the guy, said its illegal lmaolets see if he pulls the auction kek fucking nigger
>>45098853One specializes in substance use stuff >>45098920Is it?
Entschuldigung you have upgesettet the Ordnung with your sneaky Behäviör and geviolatet § 5 of the Dezeptivsellingpraktißesgesetz, so as a dutiful Bürger I must natürlich repört this immediately
>>45098970>two therapists>One specializes in substance use stuff>Never foresaw this.yeah i don't think you have the ability to foresee. i'd listen to your therapists
okay, so i beat minecraft bedrock and... yeah it's kinda dogshit
i'd beat your bedrock iykwim
>>45098944lol
>>45098981I mean I recognize the signs now but it didn't really look like this until about 6 months ago. He says a lot of stuff that can come across as controlling or manipulative or at least immature
I'm a man who likes other men sexually but i don't like to be identified as gay, anyone feel like me?
>>45099002>He says a lot of stuff that can come across as controlling or manipulativelike what
>>45099007>anyone feel like me?yes, every bisexual and 40% of 'straight' men
stop farting in the bed...
where should i fart
>>45099007>>45099013The identity of "gay" is fucked by the media and the internet, anything you do can be gay.
>>45098886who asked?
>>45099008I am curious as fuck too but we probably ought to let this person listen to their doctors. There is so much they may have talked about that this person would never tell us and shouldn't.
>>45099007No.
shiza joining a little known company known as palantir
does it bother you guys, to see how you resemble your mom or dad in the face?
>>45099030fuck off
>>45099033No you.
>>45099040>>45099039
>>45099039Fuck you.
>>45099037oh? you heard about the contract with MoND?
>>45099038Nope. I got some of my best features from my dad.
>>45099008He wants to get married and thought he could stay here in the US after entering on a work visa then getting married and adjusting status. I wasn't rushing into a major life decision like that and it's legally risky - I asked people who know about it. When he returned home he got pissed that I hadn't proposed and at least tried to keep him here. He acts like I don't love him or like I did something wrong.
>>45099038doesn't it bother you? how much you look like your mother-sister despite trying to look male like your brother-cousin-grandfather no matter what you do? did he ever tell you much you look and smell just like his sister that gave birth to you if we can even call it that and tease you about it? is this the reason why you pooned out and bother gaygen now, especially because for some reason you're posting here now and deny you poonerdom despite obvious snitching on your own self you always do? fucking fake cunt
>>45099064Are you getting a job working for a shady internet surveillance company. Because if so many you'll see me.>waves at the camera
>>45099076of course it's you. you need a third therapist
>>45099082don't be gross.
Anyone want to see a pic of my penis?
>>45099085you're probably below notice noah fence
>>45099112yes, if it's uncut and your pubes are hairy
>>45099112hungry, hungry shiza does
>>45099112>>>/chasergen/
>>45099082If Timur is secretly an ftm it's reasonable that they'd keep it secret. Trans people are not well received here. Or perhaps we are all being sexist to perceive his soft heart as feminine. I certainly would like to be more like Timur.
fyi i unhappy look like my dad a lot, in the face.it's a reason i never will be confident in my appearance. and i can't change it.
>>45099119perchance
>>45099128My condolences. However I feel the need to point out you aren't trying to attract you. You may find a person who finds you beautiful for reasons you'll never understand and you don't have to.
>>45098498getting this as a tramp stamp
>>45098504happy cis birthday! 30 is the new 20 as they say
%80 of this thread are virgin.
>>45099140i am extremely lucky to be truly loved.i need to improve my relationship, to myself.
>>45099144would put my penis in
>>45099144look at this perfect cute fit BWC domtop not even trying to hide the fact of his BWCness
I know this sounds like a joke but GOD I'm freezing.
>>45098504get fucked!
>>45099179giwtwm
remember that one time shiza bought pasties
>>45099233>that one time
>>45099248okay those tens of tens of times
>>45099248when are you going to show me your hairy hole
is this true
>have cold>first thing I want to do after waking up, getting shower, brushing teeth and putting on my skin lotation is to imminently want to go back to bedAnyone else?
>shiza>hairy>hole
>>45099255when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east
anybody ever tried a sex swing?>>45099257brats do that
>>45099265shiza is a transbrat
>>45099260post pole
>>45099262why would i shave it
>>45099264lame
>>45099271do you just wait for any chance to bring up the name of some trip who doesn't even seem to like you?
I think I thought of a fun story, finally
>>45099280cant reach it eh
thorny being roughly topped by shiza’s enormous black cock prosthetic
>>45099300i can reach it just fine im just not expecting visitors
>shaving your hole for visitors
>quote
>shiza is still fat but this time in greentext
>>45099335
im gay 4 jesus
jesus was ace
>>45099348that arrested development ep with the diamond cream
>>45099257My ex was like that and I hated it. I'm mad enough dealing with retards in everyday life I want peace. So I would avoid topping him and cheated on him with kind, slim guys. Oh well.
>>45099409needs more hair
it's neat that scars turn purple in the cold.
>>45099411>cheated on himyou could have just broken up
Crisp, colorful morning. A nice cup of coffee.
>>45099409thank you for a perfect muscular sleepy BAC domtop with great balls
oh you remembered me i have pumpkin spice creamer.
>>45099370Would have/10
Honest rating?
>>45099348how excited are you for the iphone duo, thxrny? :3
>>45099505doughy
>>45099472>pumpkin spice creamerbut it doesnt even have pumpkin in it. what a joke. how did you spend time yesterday when 4chin was down, timurlane?
>>45099531she can't get excited anymore
>how did you spend time yesterday when 4chin was down, timurlane?She probably laid around the house, literally on the floor, staring at the ceiling, massaged her poon and cried because she couldn't connected to her male online persona and talk about creamers and theyfab and yet suspiciously despite knowing those big words ignoring basic English language rules for the sake of them falling "russian ""man""" trip.
>>45099548why?
>>45099587How come you're mean to him?
>>45099596never ask a woman her age or why a bottom feels scorned
Is it true that when boys kiss each other they do it with their penises?
hate dookie diggin shit stabbing poo pirates 2death
>>45099743Correct
just saw furry porn of 5 anthros knotted together by the police to keep them orderly
I feel sick and deeply anxiousI wonder if the coffee I drank is to blame>>45099743I kiss penises with my mouth
need a 125lb bbt to sit on my lap rubbing his cock against mine while we kiss and i finger and maybe slap his ass
>>45099772idgi, like a rat king?
for mental health reasons nothing sexual
>>45099538white choco and caramel creamers are best.i exercised, made tacos, and massage my bf till he cummed.you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBVvtf7AeJc
>>45099811https://x.com/x6udpngx/status/2113264819185103131man train
If you fart a lot you probably have a digestive issue. I do but only every once in a while. Some people are so fucked up on goyslop...
>>45099926all night pit fucking
>>45099926bottom in the grips of a palpable cocklust
>>45099939Twinsies
>>45099505Pretty grim, but id put a baby in him
i'm cold and shivering a little*drinks homemade frappe*
>>45099887meh too furry for me
>>45099795shiza's ass alone weights at least 125 lbs
>>45100112they should make you an example then
>>45100070youtube.com/watch?v=f1fBCNNdyV8
girl i aint watching that old garbage for mentally arrested unfunny unimaginative boring millenial retards i rather watch arrested development
>>45100146what’s the difference
>>45100155arrested development is entertaining and the sopranos are muh fat slobby mafiozi fat gabagouli nigga milanese doing serious business shit while triying to raise kids
arrested development is which peak millennial retardcore that it’s probably AI’s favorite show
>Arrested Development is one of the most tightly constructed comedies ever made. The way jokes get planted in season one and pay off two seasons later rewards rewatching like almost nothing else, and the narrator's deadpan commentary undercuts everything just right. The Bluth family is a masterclass in people who are all terrible in completely different ways. My favorite thing about it is the running gags that evolve over time, like the "I've made a huge mistake" bit or the chicken dance, where the show keeps finding new angles on them without ever overexplaining. Is it a favorite of yours? And do you have a favorite character? I have a soft spot for Buster.lol
There's always money in the banana stand.
>>45100146im rewatching that one rn and fma:b>>45100173>the sopranos are muh fat slobby mafiozi fat gabagouli nigga milanese doing serious business shit while triying to raise kidsokay but they speak funny!
Arrested Development mixes smart and dumb humor with overt and subtle jokes.Like Buster wearing his prosthetic hand when he's at home, but wearing his hook when he's in public.
Fuck your tv shows and your movies and your media life loser.
I am peak millennial, I cycle through rewatching 30 Rock, Parks & Rex, and Veep. Never The Office, that shit gets so bad in its later seasons
You Can See Everything was probably the best theater experience I've ever had. The audience laughed, they gasped, 10/10 movie with a 10/10 full crowd. Go watch it now.
>>45100246I was thinking of re-watching 30 Rock. That was a good show. I see clips all the time.
Are you ready for your allotted leisure time, peasant?
>>45100259do i need to read up on this woman or can i go in raw
>>45100246Пapки и зoны oтдыхa
you're not a millennial nignog you're literally grandpa age
>>45100319The less you know about the movie the better
>>45099828>you?i had violent diarrhoea>massage my bf till he cummedim very jealous of this :3
>>45100259Элизaбeт Шepлoк Хoyмc
>>45100329My grandson would be very upset if he found out you were talking to me this way. This is him please apologize to him now
>>45100342sounds good
>>45100347>violent diarrhoeame when one sip of milk.
>>45100351>>45100327I cannot read these potato runes, someone please, decipher them for me
>>45100319you can watch the dropout first
>>45100353i'd put my penis in his hole iykwim
i am out the shower and i'm ready for someone to press into it
>>45100385post knee cap
>>45100319i'll help you outthe woman is elizabeth holmes. she founded a company called theranos and patented a device that would only need a drop or two of blood for running various diagnoses. she raised billions in funds with the help of some prominent government people in the mix. but a whistleblower exposed her device is actually not functional at all. it was all smoke and mirrors. she was later charged and convicted for defrauding investors yada yada yadashe is also very quirky btw. for eg: she lowers her voice to sound husky and authoritative, she wore black high-necks and set meetings on wednesday because she was fascinated by steve jobs apparently and she got some crazy fuckin eyes O.O
>>45099400u would know all about kike tv>>45099531yasssssss!!! twinnnu bet it fits into my boi pussy shit hole coin slot cave
>>45100362cute but how come you are lactose intolerant as a slav. you disappoint your ancestors, jagerina
>>45100353your grandson look like a massive domtop daddy with a BWC
>>45100353that nigga is NOT bruce lee
>>45100432idk man im not even suppose to exist, so it's OK lol.
>>45100416NOOOOOOO SPOILERS
>>45100380>>45100435I don't know what my grandson does in his free time but he calls me on my birthday
>>45100425did tranny sucker get a new obamaphone with 1080p?
around this time of year the fastest way home has me driving uphill with the sun directly in my face and also there are traffic lights so i can't just put down the visor all the way. pic related
>>45100444No that's my grandson
>>45100425idk i want you and your whole family dead just because you're a massive tranny bitch worse than a woman when it comes to moaning and groaning
>>45100453as it should be. no one needs to know their family members are taking dick in all their holes
>>45100457>pic relatedhow
>>45100457>>45100459i love BWC domtops in love
Im manifesting a handsome top bf who looks like Henry Cavill.
>>45100459giwtwm
tfw no maplestory classic bf
>>45100418kike tv is the best
>>45100472a bearded guy kissing me would solve my problems
>>45100491not when u grow up
>>45100493what about a bearded guy plowing you
>>45100477she's fat now
what's the straight equivalent of gaydeath
>>45100500as long as i'm getting kissed during
>>45100533The Wall, for women at least
>>45100537are you bearded
https://youtu.be/JKAH7ZyZD68?is=F5oAvKzoUN49Wphh
In a little while from nowIf I'm not feeling any less sourI promise myself to treat myselfAnd visit a nearby towerAnd climbing to the topWill throw myself offIn an effort toMake it clear to whoeverWants to know what it's like when you're shattered
claude make a vampire musksuckraide like game when you have to play as a shiza and wield a japanese sword and other brown things she likes but make it so whence a fatpire is fattening people too much a cardinal inquisitor shows up from the shadows and gives her a shot of ozempic and blockers but make it a mmo with raids and arena and battleground where little shizas looking like kirby are banding in the groups to convince black dragons that shizzi like for some reason to crack their eggs and repeat this word like a bunch of retards
>>45100555yeah probably around 7mm right now>>45100555this account sucks
When you said you'll never be alone,You'll never be alone again.You're alone again, you're alone again, you're alone again.
love comparing our cocks.
>>45100575ok first off, i hate jap swords
>>45100555socks that are not white or black just dont hit right for me. idk why
>>45100617these socks are ugly and so is his gross body hair
>>45100617how you think of injinji toe socks?
cyberpunk got an update but i don't feel like playing it. also a game i've been eyeing is coming out- oh shit, today
>>45100617these socks are too thin, gives me the ick
i hate tumors newest persona
*winks at you*
>>45100640what's different?
>>45100533hairloss
>>45100620shut up, troona>>45100623they're creepy af>>45100634his feet are big so they got the socks stretched out. its actually hot af
>>45100629i watched edgerunners anime and now kinda sorta wanna play cp
I smell really good for some reason.
>>45100682>creepycomfy
by how much you've played it already it'd assume you've probably sated your satanic taste for little adrenochromites but go on germanoid pedophile i know it's a mental illness that is for life
>>45100683oh bet kekeke
>>45100623>looks up socks>running socks>running socks?Hmm...Sort of want...But I also really enjoy how much running barefoot hurts...
thornycore if you ignore he was already grown for gta:sa
>>45100703thank you thank you im jere all week!tickets at the gate>>45100701i just dunno maaanwanna cyber?!
who the hell is galactniggus
>>45100731bottom practice
would you ever get back together with an ex?
>>45100721thats modern reddit tier internet edgy... its not my levelnot 1999 burned cds with scat beastiality rape snuff and cp edgy
>>45100731destiny looking hot there
>>45100720they expensive but so comfy on sweating feet.
>>45100735your black lover
>>45100740never
isnt destiny skinnyfat
>>45100740no i don’t like going backwards
>>45100740only if we're soulmates
i'm trying to do errands and set up appointments but no one wants to pick up the phone. now what
>>45100758do you luh black peepoo?
Some asians can be hot because they look like latinos
You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips. Mhmm hmm.
>>45100749>scat beastiality rape snuff and cp edgyI wish someone ran you over with a lorry and crushed your brains out onto the cement and you became a gore video on gif
>>45100318This is gaygen sir we only play 40 year old nintendo games
>>45100768why is her tongue so pink and smooth when mine is all white and gross
>>45100771Because people are tired of annoying people who have to call places while they are doing things like driving, shopping, standing in line so they can feel really busy. You will never be a busy frazzled woman.
>>45100775gooks look like alien children, very hawt!!!1
>>45100784truly greekcore
>>45100318Who is this for, though? Like who is primarily using Xbox for cloud gaming for 15+ hours a month? It just seems like something to complain about so retards can seem interesting.
>>45100785Have you tried brushing and scraping it?
can you stop posting foid bundas in my cisgaygen
>>45100788i am a half asleep, bored man get off the shitter and answer the phone so i can knock out my to-do list
>>45100794grown men with jobs
What's your favorite incremental game?
>>45100783so ur a britbong jeenigger now, brl?
>>45100792That's definitely not a tranny
>>45100807But I am a grown man with a job and an Xbox, and a gaming PC. Why do I need cloud gaming? This seems very 3rd world coded but I can't figure out why.
>>45100798you'd be surprised how many people don't know you should brush your tongue
>>45100821cisgaygen
Would you guys fuck a twink with a lot of body hair ?
>>45100828Beatles real love
>>45100832ur autistic with no kids or wife or home or social contacts...figure it out, retardthey are aiming at a target audience, doesntean they will hit
>>45100821>incremental gamethe children yearn for the mmorpgs
>>45100828Bald Raped Loser kek
>>45100839post example
>>45100839like an otter? sure
>>45100774i only love bbc
>>45100834i tried brushing it regularly and didn't find it made any difference even right after brushing
>>45100865maybe something is wrong with your technique. it's the best way to fresh breath and a healthy tongue
>>45100784BWC twink elf Link tops the grecian ashy BMA bottom dad btw
>>45100839are u 15?
>>45100873teach me ur technique daddy
>>45100845You're in gaygen and saying "no wife" while acting like I am the retard here. So it's confirmed this is some third world shit.
I miss my discord shota
>>45100881are you? it looks like it except for you shitty saggy face, barrel chest and the absense of hairlolor you're probably looking for them here
>>45100851Idk how to post images here im new and retarded sorry.>>45100853Does a otter need to have a beard or has still a baby face ?
>>45100890
>>45100839The best kind
>>45100893bottom
This place is too weird. Winona should post boy pussy and everyone else should go away
>>45100881Nope. Im an adult, and just dumb
>>45100888>I am the retard herewe know, son calm down>>45100890oooooh slapu destroyed me! now post hole
>>45100889While i'm here you should be careful about what intrusive thoughts you let out onto 4chan.
new twonk >>45100915
>>45100899selfreply btw
>>45100889I wish I was groomed. At least once. But I was an ugly kid and I'm an ugly adult now.
>>45100900Awesome then.>>45100902No u.
>>45100890you cant post a reaction post to your own post, kimosabe. thats very dishonorable
>>45100907or you could always, you know, just, idk.... GTFO IF NOTHING HERE INTERESTS YOU unless the whole point is to annoy everyone like a neglected child and then act above them
