good morningqott: how’d you sleep?
dogshit. its 4am and I gotta get ready for work
>>45107216I think it's only the player spellcasting spell charms that requires the damage be from the caster or their allies. Pretty sure the monster versions is any damage taken. The alternative is to send everyone to a different plane for just a blink and bring them back, which I imagine would cause even more chaos through unintended effect triggers. Best we just let the mistakes happen for a few years while all of the lingering triggers happen and are dealt with and then eventually in enough time the kingdom will be better for this pain day existing. What will be more difficult is choosing a damage type. It then would make sense for us to rid the kingdom of anything immune to the exact damage type we choose. Best we avoid having to eradicate any beasts too strong, the monstrous manual scholars should be consulted on this matter. In turn this makes casters who specialize in that type stronger for they won't have to deal with anything immune to them. Much to consider.
I'm eating potatoes baked in beef tallow
>>45107343i am ExtrEmEly jEalous
>>45107346I didn't really have enough sour cream if it makes you feel any better
>>45107347that doesn’t make me feel better i want you to enjoy them :( i hope you enjoyed them despite the lack of cream cheese
>>45107318I woke up with an unshakable heartache
>>45107352Well they were delicious nonetheless. Is it gym time miss mouse?
>>45107360yay!and no not today it’s a cardio day but since it’s been so cool out i’ve just been walking outside instead of at the gym! tomorrow is leg day again
>>45107371Any luck with petting the neighborhood outside cat yet? I pet mine a bunch last night.
good morning every1
>>45107384sadly no not the ones in my neighborhood. there’s another neighborhood i go by sometimes that has a lot of strays and they all let me pet them though!!
I'm bored.
horrible, spent the whole night crying
>>45107318Fantastic, spent the whole night smiling :)
>>45107401What’s wrong?
>>45107395good morny nona
>>45107396You have to go to that neighborhood every day. Those cats have chosen you, you must abide by their decision.
>>45107428i agree. it’s very relaxing petting a kitty i need to go down there more often.
how will i ever heal the screaming void inside me telling me i will never be enough
Give me kind words rn idc what you are, I'm fragile today
Troid who like they ass ate
>>45107415hru mouse :D>>45107444u got this anon
>>45107444i like that u always keep going even though it's hardhttps://youtu.be/25A5Y0_qHCclook at this cool vid
>>45107439What about right now? There's kitties to be pet right now!
>>45107454I need to watch this still, I'm like weighing up in my head if ecco is still my thing or not before hand, thank you mamo>>45107449Thank you anon, 4 more hours. Then I sleep.
>>45107458this felt like kind of an evolution of his sound, wasnt quite what i was expecting from him, but im totally into it
Can't remember the last time I had good sleep.
i need a girlfriendsend me a girlfriend
>>45107457they can wait i’m having my coffee
>>45107466Where will I be getting shipped to
>>45107467Coffee to speed boost your travel time and speed boost 2x pets per second. Makes sense, very practical decision. I'm sure they'll understand.
>>45107471france but we can move
>>45107498I hope they ship me with enough oxygen
Spooning Pichu <3.
poop explosion this morning..... hehe
@asexualAnon, @pichu
>>45107526One of the best games ever.
Qott:poorly because my bf worked overtime and i couldn't put a leg or arm on him when i couldn't sleep
>>45107505we can arrange that, get a big box
>>45107414ordered new clothes for myself and had to come to terms with the fact that I'm an ugly hon
Carefully planning the trip length she packed dozens of beef jerky bags into the shipping box and climbed in. Too late did she realize each beef jerky bag contained an oxygen absorber and for every back opened to hold back the hunger she was further reducing the limited air supply.
>>45107542sorry nona that's a special kind of hell u.u
>>45107547i've wondered quite a few time if some people ever tried to eat those, thinking they were free candies or something
>>45107552I can't help but tempt fate when there's some beef jerky flavoring coating them by licking it off. I'm kinda a badass.
Buddy cop film with a cartoon skog and blahaj where they have gay sex at the end
>>45107559holy fuck, can i have your babies??
>>45107559you'll have to make your own in our house otherwise you're going to ruin me
>>45107568good post
>>45107568Feasible.
>>45107568Beverly Hills Gock
>>45107570I've got a dehydrator for this exact purpose already. I love beef jerky. It's good for reducing the weight of meals for ultralight backpacking trips too.
anons i got fired from my job again :( laid off
gf
>>45107574never have i wanted tiny home before so badly. also, those costumes are sick af
>>45107318it could be better, i was dreaming something and then my clock alarmed i woke up and got a headache
>>45107607Costumes? No. That's the real blahaj and his real son.
>>45107600Jeez, that sucks, hope you have some semblance of how to go forwards and hope it works out for you :(
>>45107597oh you're into backpacking? I bought ultra light gear this summer to go sleep in Andorra but my friend who's unfit was too exhausted after our kayaking trip so we had to cancel the sleeping trip :(
morning. pain
>>45107629good morning ! ! why pain :(
>>45107617I used to do it way more often, been slacking. Not even able to name every piece of gear with exact oz's memorized anymore, shame on me. I'm a hammock camper, haven't used tents in a long while. Bushcrafting is fun too. Love all woods activities. Kayaking is way more exhausting of an activity than hiking is, and that's also something I've been slacking on, haven't used my kayak in years. You've still got your gear so you can plan more trips, it's not gone to waste, just delayed.
how should i kill myself
goob morbin>>45107629are you okay
>>45107660I need someone to go bushcraft with, but we'd have to travel because you cannot bushcraft peacefully around Paris. I love outdoors activites so much. I wanted to get a hammock but nowadays tarp tents are lighter and I need to go light because I'm short and not heavy
Sobe nation. A prosperous nation. Every sobizen is well taken care of. High art and military prowess. Only a fool would choose sobe nation as an enemy
>>45107665i have my method but i don't want to share it with you
Literally who give a fuck about sobe? She can't even kickflip
>>45107665Man, shut the fuck up
I like to fuck
>>45107689share>>45107695no
Armistice with the sobe nation rescinded. We've decided to levy our militia and send them on a holy crusade through the sobe nation to reclaim the artifacts of our forefathers she's had squirreled away in her vaults to taunt us. Let this day be remembered as the day we reclaimed ours and did right by those who begat us.
i pooped so much i lost two pounds and the toilet almost wouldn’t flush
>>45107324I think I would use this for an elaborate crime. There must be some magical defenses reliant on concentration. If I knew that once a year that would be broken, I'd plan a heist around it. More over you'd know that the moment this 1 damage passes, the entire population will assume they are not charmed and so ironically be quite vulnerable to charm.
my inappropriately younger bf appears to have adopted two cats while i was out of town. not happy
>>45107708I like that you weigh yourself before/after pooping
Mass graves discovered beneath the Sobe nation capital. Thousands of sobizens slaughtered by their tyrannical government
>>45107710time for ritual sacrifice
>>45107708post a poop video
>>45107712doesn’t everyone
>>45107724it certainly seems that way doesn't it
>>45107710he passes better than me i don’t like that delete this picture
i said goob morbin btw
>>45107704i have a little jar full of crushed pills from the dark net. i almost did it one time, pretty scary. thinking about safely disposing of that jar
>>45107737can i have it
>>45107709And your crime would be welcomed as a reminded that concentration is a weak point in the defenses best accounted for. If any vaults are too precious let them send away their wizards concentrating to outside the bounds of the kingdom until pain day has passed and forever hold mistrust on if said wizards are charmed or not. The prices we pay to satisfy the grand clerics promise to his deity to thwart aboleths with all his might and for the archmages yearly ritual casting to keep him up to snuff are worth.
>>45107683Did you get a cuben fiber tarp, or are they making even better stuff now? Mines cuben fiber. My hammocks always been comfier than any bed I've slept in, it's heavier for sure but such a treat every time I use it.
take prep for dada
>>45107747I could use it to get a free 1hp damage dealt to someone if I was clever? Perhaps enough to inflict someone with a poison or something, they'd brush off the initial damage as your charm spell only to succumb to the poison later. I feel you are under estimating the variety of opportunities this provides creative ne'er-do-wells
>>45107765i’m going to give you aids dada
hey
i never have to feel bad again. whenever anything makes me upset i remind myself that im going to die soon and i dont feel bad anymore
>>45107770Maybe I'm under-estimating, but also I kinda don't care enough. Let some bad shit happen. I'm literally condoning a ritual that automatically kills like 1/8'th of the population from the get-go. Ne'er-do-wells are going to ne'er-do-well regardless, it's not as worrysome as the fear that my entire senate is under the whims of some eldritch being lurking in the abyss.
>>45107731have you considered wearing vkei spackle over sandpaper never fails>>45107765the primary understood reason why this is so high is that chasers don't take prep or get tested btw. in MSM relationships both people will usually take precautions which is what has resulted in such effective reduction of transmission. chasers do not care
hii
>>45107779No you’re not
sobe
wwyd if you needed more fiber
>>45107781I would use that 1hp damage in a creative manner in order to bring and end to your callous and brutal rule and also the bard in the party will probably try to have sex with your wife
what is your favorite fruit? i like apples
>>45107782Trannies have way more hiv than chasers though
How did you leave your abusive parents? I'm 21 and I feel like suicide if I keep living with people who never bothered to understand me/protect me I'll kmst. was genuinely day dreaming about moving out since 11
>>45107791eat savory oatmeal
>>45107785i think i am
>>45107791take LABO Bioactive Organic Fiber. psylium husk sucks
>>45107801more HIV than cis men. there is no useful data that I have seen on specifically men who have sex with trans women
>>45107741i could never do that to you stu
>>45107800pineapple but eating too much makes my teeth really sensitive. second favorite is pomegranate or mango
>>45107811why not. you shouldnt care what happens to me
>>45107791take psyllium husk instead of spending £200 on whatever bullshit that anon is trying to sell you
>>45107715HATEFUL, DISCRIMINATORY ANT-SOBE PROPAGANDA. NO BODIES EVER EXCAVATED. ONLY "ANOMALIES" FOUND BY IMPRECISE GROUND-PENETRATING RADAR
>>45107815common soluble fiber L
>>45107792Wait. I thought I was the good guy. I'm combating evil and doing what the gods willed to my best ability. It's 1 damage, these peasants need to relax and do their part for the good of the kingdom and also someone needs to deal with that fucking bard. [100g] bounty on the bards head authorized.
>>45107814it might sound pathetic but i care a lot about you stu. every time you get banned i get a little sad because i think you may have finally done it
fuck i dont want to work today. I also need to work tomorrow morning too for probs like 6 hours. I hate my life
>>45107800probably figs. around this time of year if you know where to look you can find them very cheap. but i like so many I might just be saying that cause they're in season. watermelon in the summer and raspberry jam in winter. spring is for citrus fruits and cherries but I honestly mostly eat savoury that time of year with all the alliums
>>45107823that makes me sad
>>45107827i have never seen a newtonless fig
>>45107833are you serious???? that makes me so sad!!! they're a little old fashioned but they're out there for those who want them. good with cheese when it's cold out. you can get green figs with a little more bite to them or the really dark well ripened ones that are almost spreadable. the flavour isn't much like a fig newton it's very floral and full bodied
>>45107318>qott: how’d you sleep?I work graveyard. I've been awake for 7 hours already.
coffee or tea? fruit or pastries?
tbqh i really wanted to teach high school pre transition and now i don't really know what i want
>>45107856fruit and pastries!
>>45107856coffee and pastries
doing anything is like being tortured
>>45107856coffeefruit or pastries depends on my mood right now it’s fruit
>>45107858Teach highchool but as a transmaxxed baddie that has all the boys thirsting for you in the gc
>>45107859you are so real for this
>>45107875She just likes to eat! It’s not that impressive!
https://youtu.be/P3bHluedPhci don't want to fall in love ever again
>>45107879other people like to eat. i live to eat!!!!
>>45107865Why don't you get on some meds or something bitch? If anyone is a candidate for depression meds, it's you.
>>45107856coffee and pastries all the way>>45107869idk it sounds like eternal dog torture for trans women
*goons your sissy clitty*
i miss teaching. i wish trans people were allowed to do it
bro
>>45107894depression meds dont do anything. psychology is a worthless fake science
>>45107922?
Babe we're listening to this again https://youtu.be/bEWdAYvANcc
>>45107932meds is psychiatry not psychology. take you pills
de nata or egg and cheese sandwich?both are fresh and hot
i hurt my lip eating an apple
>>45107956Should’ve eaten a pastry
>>45107948i normally would be embarrassed about getting that wrong but its ok because im going to kill myself soon anyway. it solves everything
>>45107951I would rather have a good egg and cheese but I would rather have a bad pastel
HELP
>>45107963yeah :(
For the first time in my life I had a teeth falling out dream last night. Apparently this is a common dream but I’ve never had it before. I assume this is a sign I need to visit the dentist
>>45107971how can i help master
>>45107984nah
>>45107994wdym nah
>>45107984i forget what that one means I think it might be that you need to take up crossdressing
>>45107984When's the last time you went?
can’t stop pooping
>>45108000should I troon out >>45108001Like 3 years ago
>>45107999its like no but more casual
Oh boy here we go again. Gm chasergen
>>45108006>Like 3 years agoYou should go then
>>45108002literally me neither. & it hurts
i was freaking out fighting for my life trying to get a dentists appointment esp convinced that like the years of stimulants and chain-smoking and all the vomiting meant they were gonna rot out of my head and when I finally got one they were like ya looks great. maybe try these interdental brushes. ok
>>45108009WHYa re you saying it to me??>>45108014I will go this month o7
>>45108012goodmorning Mr. Poster
>>45108006In a sense>>45108012good morning! it's another beautiful day in paradise
>>45108019you shouldn’t go to the dentist base on teeth dreams that’s stupid
>>45108016let’s poop together
>>45108030You don’t understand! I had the dream because I need to go to the dentist but have been putting it off!
>>45108038do you have insurance
>>45108033*holds your hand*
>>45108042No
>>45108052just let them fall out then
>>45108052You probably qualify for the highest tier of the Canada Dental Care Plan because you have 0 income
>>45108056No! I’d rather be slightly poorer but have healthy teeth
>>45108042>>45108052ontario has free dental for neets
>>45108017Maybe you should see a non-british dentist to confirm
>>45108069i don’t understand. im american
>>45108074At the end of the day I have British teeth. They're just never going to look like human teeth whatever I do. It's harm reduction at best and triage at worst
>>45108080The government gives out health insurance
>>45108080my condolences
>>45108087like a loan? is the interest rate super predatory or something?
Dentists are a scam. I haven't been to one in 15 years and I've been told I have nice teeth.
>>45108101no the government will just cover your dental expenses. it depends on your net family income but they’ll cover 40 to 100%.
>>45108111what’s the catch tho
>>45108022>>45108023Thank you I will do my best today. >>45107902Good afternoon Mamo how was your day? And how would you rate my Mamo larp?>>45106233Hope you have a good Friday night :]
>>45108118the only catch is that if you make too much money or have private insurance you don’t qualify
>>45107913start a yaptube channel about whatever you want to teach and offer courses once you get an audience
>>45108133why bother
why do anything
>>45108147real
it feels so good knowing I'm bad at sex
Activating the thrusters on my floating necropolis today. Everyone be on your best behavior and keep your swearing to a minimum for curse words attract demons and I don't want any demons implanting themselves into the spell weave meant to hold up my impenetrable fortress. Thank you for your cooperation.
>>45108164once you truly understand and accept that you are just fundamentally not a particularly incredible sexual partner you are free
Without insurance dental visits are $300-400
>>45108144>"I wish I could do thing ugh I'm so oppressed">actually here is how you do thing and succeed at it that doesn't even require major changes to your life>"Uhm no I don't feel like it"wow you even bitch and whine about nothing and refuse to fix it like a real woman
>>45108164I nut in less than a minute
>>45108169I’m free. Free to steal your unsatisfied man
>>45108171making a youtube channel is the same thing as being a teacher
>>45108164die sex haver
Everyone must go outside at least once today!
>>45108209Do you?
>>45108209no thank you
They’re discontinuing tretinoin in Canada. Fuck the free dental
Everyone must shower at least once today!>>45108213I will today bc it was so ordered
>>45108220im out of body wash and need to stinkmode at the store to get more D:
>>45108190all the kids are on their the whole class anyways so unironically yes in 2026
>>45108172yes. Yes >>45108175Literally please he keeps demanding McDonald's >>45108197dies
Everyone must talk to one person in real life once today!>>45108226Then stinkmode to buy it so that you can get clean!
>>45108230you know nothing
>>45108209no>>45108232good
I've already been outside and showered and talked to a person in real life today. There's nothing left. Day complete.
Everyone must get at least some light exercise in today! (Going for a walk counts)>>45108240Stu that message was directed especially at you (not by me just by the one giving the orders)
Everyone must eat a vegetable or a fresh fruit today!(I don’t make these rules)
Goose mourning
And I walked for three hours and I ate a banana. I'm too powerful.
>>45108255Pizza is a vegetable according to US government.
>>45108236does it have to be face to face and does texting count?>>45108255i ate an apple!
>Transition from hot woman to weird homo
>>45108255woah woah woah ok this is getting out of hand
bf who goes for a walk with me cause its really nice outside
i cant believe its that day already
Monkeys never cramp
>>45108271>hot woman
>>45108276hru miss legally female?
>>45108249im not going outside. i would have to take a shower first and i dont want to
>>45108275Taking my tranner for walkies.
>>45108209>>45108220>>45108236>>45108249>>45108255Are there a lot of people who don't do this every day?
>>45108296yayayayayyayayayaysyayay
>walkies
>>45108209Batsu>>45108220Batsu>>45108236Maru>>45108249Batsu>>45108255Batsu
>>45108266It’s a processed vegetable and that doesn’t count>>45108269Has to be face to face. Congrats, we’re so proud of you <3>>45108273We (me and the person giving these orders) believe in you :)>>45108294Stu I would rather you do some but not all, than none. So do what you can <3>>45108301On certain days, sometimes I don’t do all of these
i don’t shower every day
>>45107318>qott: how’d you sleep?Bad. I've been sick for like a week and the medication makes my liver hurt.
>>45108317but im working from home today :((((
>>45108317im not doing anything
I think if I got lip filler it would help my face situation >>45108324Well just promise me you’ll try your hardest to do what you can do today, okay?
>>45107318is chasing illegal in australia? where is my aussie chaser bf?
>>45108328okay!!! also idk that you need lip filler but i also forgot what your face looks like
>>45108340thanks shrimpdoc
bf who is bald and a pseud
Guess who’s on antidepressants? This bitch >:)
Accidentally brought my weed vape to work
>>45108358
>>45108363rip it in the bathroom
>>45108361what kind????
>>45108340Thanks doc
>>45108370This kind!
>>45108375my brother takes that one!!!
>>45108377My antidepressant type is male brained -_-
>>45108375faggot hands <3
>>45108358I shave my head but what does pseud mean in this context?
>>45108383don’t worry about it you type like a pseud
Is your desktop AGP or HSTS?>>45108375I'm on Escitalopram
>>45108383pseudobald
>>45108381noooooooo! my brother is gay its okay dw!!! plus it might not even work!!!
>I shave my head but what does pseud mean in this context?
>>45108382Yeah I have faggot hands, they’re for giving handjobs and playing stardew (sunglasses emoji)>>45108389I’m gonna eat your meds
>>45108375No way, you too? I've been on sertraline for about 3 months now, and it's been doing wonders for me, even though it destroyed my sex drive. Although It didn't start really helping me until I got to 150mg. Of course I'm not saying you should go straight to 150mg, only take what the doctor recommends.Let me know if you have any questions from my experience with it?Pic related is how I feel when on the happy drugs. Good luck with your meds, I hope they work for you? :]
>>45108293last week? nice! past few days? sad not liking my appearence etchbu anonette are u good i hope so ^__^
>>45108389mine is a picture of the bus stop scene from my neighbor totoro but its majora’s mask with goron link as totoro and deku link as the little girl
would anyone date a funny girl that likes making people laugh and cum and tries to be a handsy type useful girl but is really really bad at it
>>45108414you are so cool aa
>>45108412im glad it was at least good for a bit! im doing okay. i think im getting sick tho D:
Asexual anon?
>>45108419Idk I'm supposed to be the funny one it would throw off the dynamic if we both are funny.
>>45108401No please>>45108414That's nice and all anon, but I want to actually see it!
>>45108375I’m on Trintellix!
>>45108383
>>45108375yeah that's the one the nhs tend to start people on. I hope it is effective
>>45108420how did you know it was me :O>>45108424hello
Starting the association of high tier normies as a NGO lobbying interest group and charity organization
>>45108433bc i like ur posts
>>45108436Can I join as a dei hire? What causes are we lobbying for?
>>45108433I just got the power bracelet in link's awakening
>>45108431Killing myself for this comment.
yesterday I brought round soup for blaire and we had a nice chat and I got to use her famous bathroom :)
>>45108441pretty close lol>>45108442<3>>45108445nice! are you playing the original or the remake?
I think 4chan should have a like button that you can use a maximum of twice a day, but only the poster knows they’ve been liked and it effects nothing
slept like barely 8 hours. seeing my doctor today to hopefully get put on stims so i can stop being a bedrotting loser retard
>>45108436unc thinks he's htn :sob:
well, thank you!
>>45108451og
>>45108436lobbying for government assigned boymoder gfs
>>45108012ME
Actually I want it to be a heart button, just cause sometimes I wanna heart what someone said
>>45108123:0 hello sealfren!i just got back from taking my moms car to tha car washnow im thinking what to do for dinnersalad and brown rice it llooks like
I want a mosquito button and it summons a mosquito into their room.
I’m gonna boymode today (I’m j wearing a sweater and form fitted adidas soccer pants)
>>45108461based! i like the og a lot
>>45108466>>45108453I'm pretty sure one year the april fools gag for 4chan was they added a reddit style points system for likes and replies
I gotta call my pharmacy >>45108473How many times a day do you get to use the button?
would u guys like my posts?
>>45108484The cooldown is faster if the mosquito gets a confirmed bite, so there's tactics involved.
Sobe nation button. Call up the sobe nation embassy. Enforce trade embargoes. Blockade Sobe nation. Install puppet government within sobe nation. Persecute the sobizens of Sobe nation.
Just took a tranny's anal virginity
One day I'll stream chinese pvz
>>45108428here you go spider
bf who rubs estrogel on my inner thighs please
>>45108504chaser btw
>>45108446sorry maiq always got butthurt when I called him a pseud for his weird chud ideals
>>45108464You!>>45108468Rice and salad seem good to me. I hope you're doing well and I hope you don't have to work tomorrow? Saturdays should be stress free. I'd recommend enjoying the weather if it's nice in Finland tomorrow? But you be well Mamo, your family is very misguided if they don't appreciate you.Mamo, how was my Mamo impression? (-ω-;) ----> >>45106233
>>45108513its so beautiful anon
>>45107616thank u :( i’m sad
>>45108501my bf on the right
Just took a chasers anal virginity
>>45108485yea>>45108492wha tthe FCUK????>>45108516lole good larp and good picidk i shoouldnt make it out like my family singles me out, theyre p dysfunctional in general weather has been ok, a bit cold and the days keep getting shorteri saw a rainbow when i was outside :D
>>45108526good taste
>>45108522The deku is from the puddle reflection right after link first gets transformed and looks down to discover his terrible fate.
Tranny thighs to kissTranny thighs to rest my head onTranny thighs to warm my hands when they're coldTranny thighs to casually grope and squish while cuddling
>>45108498hi spider!!>>45108504o7 yes maam!
I’m gonna go suck a big fat fuckin cock
>>45108545no you will not
>>45108535that’s amazing. i might have to update my desktop background
>>45108548let me dream
Any tranner who wants to suck medium fucking cock? I'm available.
How it feels when euro hours begins. iykyk
>>45108586what is medium
>>45108589i really dont fucking know
>>45108501Cute!>>45108538Hi anon!! How are you doing today?
what is your favorite ghibli movie and why is it howl’s moving castle?
>>45108589wdym?
>>45108608I've never watched any of them though...
>>45108608I'm partial to Porco Rosso.
>>45108614go watch howls moving castle and spirited away and tell me which one you liked more rn
>>45108625Yes sir!
>>45108480Wow! This looks heavy... Looks like you wont be able to lift it with just your bare hands....
howls moving castle sucks dick. It’s spirited away, nausica, mononoke. The rest suck
>>45108599I am doing well myself, went to library and read up on network maintenance, now chilling, what about yourself?
>>45108631ma’am>>45108636i haven’t seen nausica but spirited away and mononoke are great
Of course I haven't watched any of them, but I did read Howls moving castle not too long ago and it was alright.
>>45108636I need to calm down, I’m hangry
>>45108530>idk i shoouldnt make it out like my family singles me out, theyre p dysfunctional in generalI see, but they should still be kind to you, because you are very kind.I'm glad you seem to be doing well in general, mental health should always be our top priority second only to physical health.Gtg but before I leave, I throw tomatoes at the chud, and you can't stop me >:)Audio if you want optional: >>>/wsg/6257416Okay see you next time.
>>45108608I kinda watched that when I was making out with a tranner
>>45108645the movie changes a few things from the book
>>45108652Don't they all? Those changes don't exist in my world, Ignorance is bliss.
>>45108633this almost went over my head
>>45108639I'm watching people play modded terraria on youtube and eating candy corn>>45108644Sorry ma'am
You know your in love when you think she'd look hot bald.
Bunch of jobbers in this thread
>>45108608Spirited away is the best one because it’s the only one besides totoro I’ve seen
could i pull off bald?
>>45108681No.
>>45108340thanks doc
>>45108648>becaise you are very kindim glad u think so sealfren <3>vidrelNNoooOOOOOoOOOOOoooO DDDDxok see u sealfren happy friday!
>>45108669I'm the top babyface!
Ever dug deep enough to be completely underground? If you haven't that's a grudgin'.
>>45108666Bless your wonderous chud existence, then, Ms Spider, I never got the appeal of modded terrarria, however.
>>45108661I knew you'd get it
It's still over my head. I am a fool.
wwyd if you were immortal and unaging
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uzSfLH_qsAo
>>45108732Yeah when I was a kid, used to jump in that hole and sit in silence. One time I jumped in and it was full of spiders and I never went in again
>>45108766Think about goblins. Same as always.
>>45108734How am I a chud?! I don't have schoolwork or clinicals to do so I'm chilling!
>>45108774The hole I dug as a kid was big enough to fit a car inside, threw some wood over the top and a layer of dirt and it became an underground fort. Eventually the stinky bastard evil grown ups found my fort and made me fill it back in because they thought it was too dangerous for a kid to be underground.
League of Legends bans players for playing the game "incorrectly"?
>>45108785Most multiplayer games do.
>>45108785People spam report you in Dota for being ass
>>45108773click this link
what should i be for halloween
>>45108800
>>45108712Me with my troid.
>>45108785yea, but it's gotten pretty bad lately with the way riot handles it now. like people getting autobanned for selling items or weird champion picks
>fav ghibli movieits so hard to pick just one but if i had to it would b princess mononokewhich is an odd choice for me given how many of them have rly good airplane drawings (like u can just see how much miyazaki loves aviation in movies like porco rosso and the wind rises, the detail he puts into them is exquisite) but mononoke is just so fucking COOL
>>45108782Damn that's cool. Did you ever make bike jumps?
>>45108828Yep! Sometimes in the right lighting I can still see them in the yard I made them in even though it's all grass now. Jumping dirt jumps never prepares you for how terrifying biking on the half pipe is though, that shit's fucked up.
i njected my estrogen
>>45108431So many chasers are genuinely attractive, they just need to lose weight.
>>45108843
bf who brings me sweets and says “a sweet for my sweet”
>>45108843miaq was probably handsome in his younger years
hello guys
>>45108776I can tell you are chudian by nature. >>45108869Hello.
i am the rapehon
>>45108869hello sobes
The floor is lava.
>>45108886lays down on the floor and burns to death
>>45108825This is a great pick. Im partial to his enviromentalist films like Pom Poko and Laputa. Princess Mononoke too, of course.
>>45107984It's fear of powerlessness. You were probably subconsciously thinking about how powerless you would be when I'm fucking you in your soft pale ass.
goodnight asexual anongoodnight pichugoodnight mousegoodnight mamogoodnight cibigoodnight eastern yurope postergoodnight wulfimgoodnight henry
>>45108608>favorite ghibliSpirited Away chads where you at?>>45108680Great taste. Let me know if you ever have any questions about sertraline? I've been on it for some time now.>>45108701The chud will consume tomatoes>>45108825>MononokeHonestly I was kinda lost with the plot throughout the movie. I think it had some environmental message towards the end? I also remember it had a surprising amount of gore for a ghibli movie. If you liked Mononoke, I'd recommend Sword Of The Stranger, it's not a ghibli movie but it has really cool Sword fighting and animation, and it's one of the best anime movies I've seen. It was suuuch a fun watch. Howl and Grave Of the fireflies are good too. But I don't want to rewatch GOTF anytimes soon.But I think Spirited Away is best, because it's pretty easy to follow, and has a simple plot.>girl is lost>need to find parentsWorks well.
>>45108897good night tony soprano playing the n64 gamE consolE!
>>45108897;'',(
>>45108893Before you perish might I use you as a bridge to cross the room? I'll try not to step on any ouchy bits.
goodnight sarahgoodnight winemomgoodnight bronyagoodnight stugoodnight s3algoodnight >>45108886
>>45108903Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>45108903:)Goodnight
>>45108903goodnight bitch
>>45108897gn mister soprano
>>45108910I will remember this
I have youtube premium so I wouldn't know what the mobile ad situation is like
>>45108902yeah sure why not
>>45108915engrave it on your frontal lobe bitch
>>45108895thx wm <3castle in the sky is another fav for me :DDD laputa so cool...rip robo fren i cri evertiemi havent seen pom poko actually i need to! it took me way too long to get around to watching totoro but i rly liked thatoh oh also kiki's delivery service has gotta be another top pick for me, loved that one when i was a kidugh but rly its so hard to pick, i rly like ponyo tooi just like them all Dx>>45108898>sword of the strangeri havent heard of this, looks cool :Dan anime movie i rly liekd when i was younger was the place promised in our early days its one of makoto shinkai's earlier movies and its rly cool it has airplanes :D
>>45108875Liar liar liar! I am not a chud!
>>45108925we're rivals now
>>45108924Thank you. your sacrifice will not be in vain for this journey leads me to snacks. If fate allows me to return before the fires take you I'll try to share some snacks with you so that your final thoughts can be of yummy.
i'm so tired of the twitter algorithm showing me heinous shit
>>45108933fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight bitch
>>45108897goodnight mr exodia with a new tripcode
Just saw a hugeeee penis
>>45108956why
>>45108930Alright, if not a chuddy neet shutin dorknerd, what are you then, exactly?
>>45108956where
>>45108903Gnight
>>45108785What online game doesn't ban for that? Like imagine being a healer and not healing or a tank that doesn't tank
>>45108927>promised in our early days I'll look into it looks pretty. Oh and I haven't forgotten your recommendation "Solaris", it's still on my list. I'll let you know when I watch it.I wasn't sure what seal to post, and then I remembered that I have this video of Hiyro and Kyoro lesing out, because the woke Tokkari Center forced them to be gay!! I'm joking of course, but there was a guy in the instagram comments section unironically arguing that Tokkari was "forcing them to be gay" and that it's somehow "propaganda", and he had a long ass comment chain arguing with people about it. which was hilarious to read. That and 90% of the comments were just Yuri memes.Okay gtg now, cya.
>>45108956Please don’t look at me in the shower
>>45108997*Hiyori
>>45108994Team fortress 2 is not going to ban you for fucking around instead of playing the match
>>45108843lol it's really funny because he used to claim he was fit and in shape and athletic and absolutely not bald on mtfg
bf who makes me a grilled cheese for lunch rn
>>45109007definitely not true
>>45109013Are you a mtfg trip?
One of the guys I had a crush on in highschool is still running an instagram meme account
>>45109027be careful who you make fun of in middle school am i right?
>>45109018Yes maam, do you want me to rub garlic into the toasty bread of the sandwich as well to season it?
>>45109022Valve only bans for cheating
>>45109027It’s fate for you to be together
>>45109035omg yes please thank you babe
>>45109022???>>45109007video games suck now i hate how the industry realized u could make the most money by just branding urself as a competitive e sport to get sweaty losers hooked and then just hawk skins and other microtransactions it sucksthere will never be another tf2...
>>45109027are the memes good?
>>45108898I wiiiill. It’s my first day so the miserable side effects haven’t taken hold yet
bf who takes me to build a bear
>>45109049Sometimes
bf who teaches me how to drive and doesn't get mad easily
>>45109046no need to thank me B) i just do that..
>>45109058But babe you've got me.
>>45108969A hard working non-chuddy nursing student dorknerd! I'm not a neet and I'm not a chud!
>>45109070brake bake brake BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE
bf who gets ice cream with me
>>45109078you hate me
>>45108997>>45109047>tf2I was addicted to that game when I was like 10, good memories. Oh and I found the reply.>>45109057Yeah it will take time to really take effect, for me I didn't get beneficial results until I got to 150mg. But don't jump to that, listen to your doc. It does take time, but it will be worth it. Oh and enjoy losing your sex drive lol. I've gone weeks without the need to jack off lol. But yeah let me know if you have any future questions? Bye and good luck with the drug, hope it works for ya.
>>45109070where u from? no gf of mine will be learning automatic like you mongolid yanks want to.. no, learn manual. >>45109082Can you nurse this drink with me then, missus?
bf who goes to trendy viral restaurants with me
>>45109041>>45109047I mean just pull up the report menu and you can see cheating is one of many options
>>45109101My sex drive is already non existent so I’m not too worried lol.And thank you! :D
gf that wants to go to the haunted house for Halloween
>>45109134too scary
>>45109114are you like, an LLM pretending to have played tf2 or something? never in my life have i been banned from tf2 for playing poorlyyou can literally be a hoovy who throws sandwiches to the other team and nobody gives a shityou can be an a posing scout who just stands there>>45109101lmao what a loser imagine being pissed off cuz two girl seals are smooching??? thats so sillyits always>waa waa dont bring politics into itfrom ppl who cant shut up about their political beliefsalso cute seal gfs
>>45109137I will keep you safe don’t you wanna do something spooky?
>>45109155we can watch a scary movie at home where it is safe
>>45109107Huh?
>>45109156Gf that I wrap up in a blanket turn on her favorite spooky movie go for a boob grab then lounge in bed with enjoying the holiday together
>>45109181also candy and pop corn
bf who twerks his ass in a thong
>>45109164Sweetheart, to nurse a drink is to prolongedly drink a quantum of alcohol with someone over a long time, you, a nursing student..
>>45109188rick was showing hole on b yesterday
>>45109201He does this of course for female attention, as straight guys do.
>>45109191I don't understand these European words or phrases, I am very burger.
>>45109210
>>45109209ya
bf who gets me swedish fish and hot tamales and butterfingers
>>45109186And spooky mixed drinks
>>45109226i don’t drink
My new gf doesn’t drink and we respect that no more peer pressure chat I wonder when I get to meet my new gf I’m very excited
>>45109201>>45109209yea I told him to do it, he loves me
>>45109210There is nothing out of ordinary that you couldn't get as yank, but I understand, you are a bit of a dorkess after all and this stuff flies past you.
tgf who cooks dinner for me and then cleans up the kitchen before letting herself out before my cis gf gets home
Left or right
https://voca.ro/1blJ1qLwDxJI
>>45109216GROSS! IT WANTS TO HURT ME AND ITS BIG!
>>45109259and makes dinner for your cis gf so you can pretend you made it
>>45109266Are you my tgf? This is a great idea
>>45109260left left left left left
>>45109258Yeah... I also only like fruity cocktails I don't like beer
>>45109276are you sure?
>>45109245are you mad at me
>>45109280i think so
>>45109289Not at all I’m going to keep you safe from the temptation of the devils brew I like that about you
he’s super mad at me
>>45109277I just think it would be hilarious to witness you drinking your cocktail and me doing shots, a funny juxtaposition if anything.
I am Iron Man
bf who helps me move
>>45109323That would be funny, I'd be there smoking a cigarette drinking my cocktail watching you slam shots
bf who shows his butthole to everyone
Sorry new gf I took my name off to shit post on other boards but I could never be mad at you it was liquid Satan that tempted me please understand
should i kms
>>45109107im south american but i refuse to learn manual desu
>>45109357Absolutely not
>>45109351As long as it's /pw/, /v/ or /tv/
https://youtu.be/hOP_x9JK1-gscars scars scars i got scars on my arms
Theres a cute guy sitting next to me on the bus...
there is an ugly troid sitting next to me on the bus posting on 4chan
>>45109380But im sexy...
>>45109346Two fags watching a man drink, really? I have not smoked in about two months now, but if this were true I would totally indulge in one ;
Ana probably became transbian
>>45109364As much as I joke around I’m actually quite sad about BioWare I liked kotor and mass effect a lot when I was little
gaza is speaking nowi would never cheat on my choid btw so im morally superior
Is canadian commie tranny here
>>45109398she was dating a girl for awhile before coming back here. she’s bi
AAHTNFirst order of business is it costs $20 to be a member
>>45109409im right here >>45109401hi darling
bf who aura farms by naruto running in public with me
>>45109401>>45109435Are you on the IDF soldier wife's side or the teenage intern's side? Or on Ethan's side?
>>45109389Yeah, yeah harty har har. I only smoke lights though so you probably wouldn't want to smoke what I have>>45109399Yeah it sucks
https://youtu.be/hi_1vx4Hps8watching it again award
that woman he had an affair with seriously is one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen desu
>>45109401>2 parent solution lol lmao even. Maybe he can keep custody of the skulls he sent himself
>>45109128Aren't you always talking about how you wish you had a cock to suck?
>>45109475that was last week. she's a new person now
>>45109481Ohh ok lol
>>45109492Other way around
>>45109492Tony Khan should book the grudge match between his IDF gremlin and the intern
bf plays with my empty sack
>>45109446im on hezbollahs side>>45109467shes flown off to israel with the children lol
>>45109447Hm, fair enough. You will have to give me two then to chainsmoke, sound fair?
>>45109511Rolls it between my thumb and forefinger a little
It hurts to hear how lonely someone is after they rejected you. If only there would have been a solution to that…
This is divine punishment for Ethan plagiarizing Sam Hyde's videos
>>45109518I'm not giving you two of my cigarettes! They're expensive! Go get your own
>>45109528high key psychotic thing to say
>>45109528Rapist energy
Sick of it.
>>45109500the *ews are so disgusting, I hope he loses everything, he's a psychotic money grubbing content thief
Do you think Ethan will take steroids and become a right wing podcaster now?
wdym you’re hungry? you could have eaten this bowl of shit you ungrateful bitch
do i have rapist energy
>>45109516Of course she did I wonder if Ethan will settle down now>>45109536>>45109539Don’t be mean chatters
>>45109559
>>45109558me when im playing cult of the lamb>>45109559yeah
>>45109559Yeah like Oh Sangwoo
>>45109532What hot gossip did I miss
>>45109579h3h3 cheated on his wife and theyve split lol
Like ignoring the politics or whatever, why did Ethan do any of this? He just seemed to fall entirely off the deep end post October 7th and I’m not sure why Like putting your opinions on Hasan aside the multi year crusade against Hasan was super unhealthy and mentally ill And Ethan wasn’t isolated, he had people around him who just weren’t stopping him from becoming a super obsessive nutter
>>45109559You have raped energy.
>>45109587This is why he shouldn't have gotten married and should have had a rotation of skanks to call up
who the fuck is Ethan
It's good that pics aren't allowed here so we can only have serious discussions.
>>45109533thank god our glorious republic has malbaros for cheap. Anyways um spider how are you feeling?
>>45109588Do you think cheating on his wife is related to his Israel support?
>>45109600The guy from resident evil 7
>>45109598he has multiple tattoos as well>the greatest thing a man can do for his children>is to love their mother
>>45109608Maybe? He’s become pretty fucking nuts over the years so I can imagine it being part of the self destructive hedonistic binge he’s been on
>>45109574>>45109577
>>45109613okay that’s what i thought
>>45109588He has a personality disorder that makes him fundamentally unable to take any criticize and create boogeymen to cope and it has metastisized into thisHe's only a good person when everyone loves him
"give me the real movement" best we can do is hasanists and lassalists bro fuck my life can you just strap me to a nuke and send me to kremlin then?
The funny thing in left-wing discourse I can't get over is that they either don't understand or pretend not to understand why a Jewish person would support a Jewish state and a Jewish nationalist movement.
>>45109617You're gonna freak when you realize literally every one of these wealthy content creators lives a life centered around hedonistic binging.
>>45109574> me when im playing cult of the lambLMAO
You're all my troids.
I mean Scam Hydestein is a content stealing *ew too, he stole his entire shtick from tim and eric
communist husband where are you
>>45109608Supporting a genocidal apartheid state is a sign of other character flaws desu
wwyd if i was your troid
>>45109604I'm feeling okay, why do you ask?
no wonder all the chasers left
>>45109642What are you opinions on North Korea?
hello
>>45109650
>>45109655complicated and compassionate
>>45109645Smooch ya
>>45109475Big reveal, a lot of my sexuality is performative because I want men to like me
>>45109664Step one in the unchaser arc
>>45109663lol gay
>>45109669Shhh mwah
i don’t care about your eceleb drama
What would you even hedonistically binge on?
>>45109614It's always the "wife guy" banging the young employee. Looks like the epic meal time guy might be taking over the podcast.
>>45109673You know this guy is a serial cheater, right? His girlfriend is just willing to keep their relationship a secret while he has a revolving door of skanks coming through.
>>45109681cheetos
I really am the only person here who even deserves to be alive, it’s wild
>>45109680Tranner gf who is like this.
>>45109681oreos and cake
>>45109681peanut butter (unironically)
>>45109685Who? Hasan? I buy it, I just found the post funny
>>45109685its not cheating, its called hypergamychad does what chad wants
>>45109681>>45109695also peanut butter good idea dawgie
>>45109699It'd be funnier if anyone else said it. Him being butthurt makes things less funny.
If I got home from 8 hours of office drama and my troid starting wittering on about this eceleb bullshit I would wait until she finished making my dinner then beat her ass.
oh no two inbred weak pissbaby goatfuckers are fighting I hope they don't glass each other......
>>45109660Tankies need to rope...>>45109673Pretty funny, especially coming from Hasan.
>>45109648I ask cause you interest me a bit, idiot.
>>45109696>>45109695>>45109686All of these things cost no money thoughIDK how much money Ethan Klein has but say it's 10mWhat are you even doing with that (that you want to be doing)? The only thing I can think of is paying some tour company to take me to greco-roman ruins across the middle east where you need a posse of armed guards.
>>45109713I would gladly take that beating, eceleb drama is entertaining.
>>45109681Food and alcohol and nicotine
babe you aren’t gonna believe this the grungler is getting canceled
>>45109729sex tourism
>>45109728Oh okie dokie, what are you up to? How's your day?
>>45109722alhamdulillah, try to hang me yourself so i can cut you down dog>>45109729>What are you even doing with that (that you want to be doing)?i honestly dont knowa reasonable person can only spend so much money in a day without being stupid
>>45109729ok here's what I would dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZFsmPTYJQI would rub peanut butter all over myself and force my bf to lick it clean, every single day
>>45109729for 10 million dollars i could buy so many plushies for me and my friends
>>45109748faggot handsfaggot ring
>>45109748Dog?! I'M NOT A PUPPYGIRL! DON'T CALL ME A DOG!! GGRRRRR RUFF RUFF!! BARK BARK
>>45109729I would give a lot to charity I guess and eat out a lot. Trips too, but I'd still probably have a lot of money. I doubt I could ever spend more than like 100k a year on things I actually want and even that is a big maybe.
>>45109756<3
with 10 million dollars i would buy all the choids hair transplants and all the troids srs
>>45109753can i have one please
My dream is Hasan, Ethan, Asmongold, Destiny and Idubbbz + wife in a giant human centipede, and I'm there, feeding them.
>>45109768what one do you want?
With ten milly I'd buy a couple guitars and maybe a new lazyboy
>>45109771who is at the front and who is at the back
>>45109748Very femme hands How does your face look tho
>>45109778i’ve always wanted a medium sized rabbit plushie with big floppy ears
>>45109718One doesn't fuck goats. He fucked the secretary. Get it right,
>>45109789terrible dw about it
>>45109748She's hitting the "watch it chrissy"
i’d buy my mom a house and then go to the movies every day and eat out a lot
>>45109771Add moistcr1tikal and you've got a proper slop creator centipede
>>45109643Politically opinionated unemployed 32 year olds who spend all day posting on 4chan 35 year old gay Latino rapist daddy loves you <3
You might think this is too much chat but I love this you have no idea all from one girl. I would take such good care of her if she wanted that it sucks that she doesn’t
>>45109685i wish i was one of the skanks...
>>45109792ooo good taste
>>45109795Now I'm just curious
>>45109800Movies everyday would be so sick
>>45109811Unfortunately for you he will not under any circumstances touch a transgender woman.
>>45109810This is what mental health issues look like
My gf (18): Did you hear about Ethan Klein? You wouldn't cheat on me, would you?Me (34): I'm not wearing a condom tonight because its your 18th birthday
>>45109810Bruh get it together
>>45109810i sent 200 messages to my ex in row once. several voice memos too. over the course of like 3 hours
>>45109823nuh uh you don't know that
>>45109783It'd probably go Idubbbz Wife, then Hasan, then Idubbbz, Destiny, Ethan, Asmon>>45109805He's just nothing so I feel no sort of way about him tb, just boring, he can be igor and he can hate his job, his curse is never getting to make slop content about it>>45109810I'm putting you in the centipede
>>45109811You can be my skank lol
>>45109810this is how i message because i have a bad habit of breaking up my texts into individual texts for each sentence/thought>>45109812thank you :)
I send maybe 2-3 at once?Who the fuck is typing out 77 messages in a rowHow do you respond to all that?
>>45109834He doesn't see you as a woman. He just sees you as a paypig.
>>45109838rizz
>>45109810is this from that same girl who rejected you for being short? how are you 32 years old and putting up with this please sir get well
>>45109818it would be fun just going and seeing everything that’s coming out or catching old rereleases
>>45109823hasan puts hands on trannies all the time tho
i want a fat little redneck husband with a mullet
>>45109835Idubbbz wife would wanna go behind Hasan, she basically eats his shit for him already anyway
>>45109747My day is good, as i said, read up on networking at library and chilling, mostly spending time between vidya and chatting to you and drinking steadily. I am thinking about playing some TNO/Road to 56 or Sythetik Legion Rising.I do wonder, what are you up to tonight?
my name is bartholomew and i’m a daddy dom. you can be my skank lol.
>>45109794his secretary? A shegoat
>>45109845This is what spitting peak game looks like
>>45109843suuure buddy
>>45109848Yeah I sorta of did this for a little while. I'd go every Tuesday and just walk into whatever was playing then. I had a TA in college who would go every single day though after classes since we had a theatre right off campus with student discounts. You don't fully realize just how much junk is being put out but there's a lot of fun finds too. I ended up watching some big award winning French film without having heard of it once, was fun.
>>45109854I was thinking that but so does idubbbz, fuck it we're putting asmon in front then hasan, idubbbz wife, then idubbbzI feel like asmon in front would be harassment for the rest to a suitable degree too, I'll let him stream
>>45109810>>45109840Lol the girl I'm talking to thanked me for messaging in paragraphs instead of blowing up her notifications
If I wake up to 77 messages from a bitch, she's getting blocked. Fuck outta here with that mental illness.
>>45109881Idubbbz would be right at home eating his wife's shit, he probably has an allotted time in some bdsm toilet setup for her every day with how whipped that fag is
all the choids here are mentally ill, I had to block them all
Walking up to the gun nut chasers here and one by one saying ‘what are you gonna do? Shoot me’ until one of you finally shoots me
>>45109894it's not that deep
if a guy sent me 77 messages while i was busy i would be so happy to see that
>>45109890Can you not hold a normal conversation without dumping excessive/repetitive information into every message
>>45109855I'm playing Chinese PvZ and watching Deadlock Podcast Syncs on youtube
>>45109873Keep being a little paypig for your favorite streamer. Surely you will be rewarded for it, piggy.
>>45109808>bewildered gaspYou dooo?
My mental illness is being too shy to add the girls here in the first place.
i said I WANT A FAT LITTLE REDNECK HUSBAND WITH A MULLET yee yee
>>45109927my friend has a bf like that
>>45109911*shits down your throat*
>>45109915Can you only have conversations in one to two lines at a time?
i prefer a bit of message spam over big paragraphs because it’s easier to respond to individual things in the map and it also is easier for me to follow in real time
>>45109927Unfathomably based
>>45109927see>>45109659
>>45109910I moved to a blue state last year and had to sell my guns because the laws here are fucking retarded
>>45109926That was me until I lost enough weight to like myself
What about an archery nut? I haven't shot a bow in fooooooooooorrrreeeeevvvvveeeeeer I really want one
>>45109931i want to be her>>45109940would you take me to questionable buffets on the side of stroads like the chinese ones that are really gross>>45109939i think so
I'm an almost politically correct redneck. I respect faggots and coloreds.
Paragraph messagers belong with paragraph messagers and message spammers belong with message spammers, it's simple
>>45109952I actually love those kinds of places lmao
>>45109927>>45109939Does every troon secretly want a conservative redneck hubby that forces traditional female gender roles upon them? If so, sign me up
>>45109946I'm doing it anyway for health reasons but I'm pretty sure I'll still hate myself.
>>45109902Probably wise to slot ethan in the middle there, it's crazy how the 2016-ish youtube people like perfectly bisected into "normal" and "fucked up". That trolls remorse shit never works out, especially if some girl spurs it on, let alone some horrendous foid like what's-her-name, when they break up, that dude will probably just die, and she'll fuck some other youtuber
>>45109952Just move to flushing where every shitty Chinese buffet is actually really good
>>45109922spider i wanna talk to you whats ur discord
>>45109961i don't know about the forced gender role stuff i just think fat little rednecks are cool especially if they're kind of weird. tfw no weirdo husband
Replying to a tranny's wall of text message with grammatical corrections and a letter grade
>>45109846I’m ok anon I like this tho why is it wrong to like this?
>>45109967Both Ethan and idubbbz became mega fucked up after their careers peaked. The only difference is that idubbbz got fucked up by his wife and Ethan fucked himself up. Until today, I'd have said Ethan was the better of the two but now idubbbz is on top until his wife leaves him and he kills himself
>>45109973i would marry you cause it means you read it
Do young people still buy movie tickets and then spend all day watching other movies?
>>45109973I've only had one interaction on here go the distance and she was genuinely put together and well adjusted. The only reason we aren't dating now is because I'd just gotten out of an LTR and wasn't ready, highkey regret not taking the leap now desu
>>45109984no that’s a crime
>>45109664Fake ass bitch
>>45109980None of these people are "on-top" imo, it's a pile of wormsIn terms of on top I'd say max and chad lol, because cold ones is actually pretty good honestly, I was surprised to see them do their own thing that well
>>45109984Bruh how old are you
bf who likes alex g and knows how to play some of his songs
bf who moves to my city after dating online for a year
>>45109997Are you the same rach from /b/
LDRs with trannies are great. You have emotional support and a source of lewds. All you have to do is say "I wish you were here, babe" then go out and cheat in peace.
>>45109999Facts lol, who'd have thought that the fatass who got a fucking brofist tattoo on his ass would end up being one of the most normal
>>45110015this hurt
>>45109975how old is that person?
>>45110015Thats not cheating is it?
>>4511002218
bf who sleeps in with me on weekends and we smooch when we wake up
Get yourself an autistic LDR then he'll only say things he actually means
>>45110034I'm going to need to get up and pee but I'll be right back.
>>45110034dummy, I wake earlier than you so i can make u breakfast.
>>45110033cutting it close arent ya
JonTron is the only sane youtuber....
>>45110033How do you know this for sure
>>45110039my first ldr was super autistic but i fucked it up
>>45109923ive never used twitch or watched a stream desu i don't get the point. but the guy is very goonable you gotta admit
>>451100452016 ahhh post
>>45110043Wife material
>>45110048Underage people always bump the lie up to 19 or 20Still though you're goofy if you're talking to a teenager while not also being a teenager
When my tranny gf asks me if she passes but I have AuDHD so I tell her she's the world's cutest twinkhon
I'm always peeing a little bit
>>45110053I wouldn't marry you if I didn't see you as a woman, you're guaranteed to be gender affirmed if we've made it that far
>>45110055that’s a choid fag
>>45110049How?
>>45110055
>>45110010Yea
zoomers be like no don't look at the porn magazines at the chinese corner store those are for adults
>>45110057>Underage people always bump the lie up to 19 or 20they do?
>>45110060Srs complications lol>
>>45110059i asked my ex if passed and he said no and didn’t know why i was mad
>>45110075Yeah usually, except for you
>>45110071Are you actually looking for a chaser bf? I thought you were into topping other femmes
>>45110053heyyyyy, add me on discord ultramurderkill
>>45110050He's good looking but he's also a sociopath.
>>45110067i don’t want to talk about it
>>45110022This >>45110033 isn’t me she is 29
>>45110091that's so hot
>>45110092Bpd meltie, thenHopefully not cheating
>>45110075yeah that’s why denpa and penny are both 19. once you are 16 your brain will have developed enough to lie better
>>45110070im gonna have to start listening to her
>>45110060Nice of your parents to diap uou up
>>45110087I am into topping femmes
18 year old gay bottoms on HRT that started posting when they were 16 <3
>>45110062That's nice>>45110090Got it
>>45110099no cheating.
>>45110078???>>45110109They tried to help me and I wouldn't listen >>45110108nobody on earth would be more mad if you gave up than Fiona Apple
>>45110092>Brings up past experience on public forum >"Oh no anon what happened">Says they don't want to talk about itThen don't bring it up at all, retard
Nigga posts in a thread full of trannies that like men while being a full on sissy/fem""""""""""boy"""""""""""""
I started posting when I was 14And look at me now, 18 years later
Urrkk tummy...
>>45110057>you're goofy if you're talking to a teenager while not also being a teenageri mean it depends? fumbleanon is 32 so it would be weird if he did itif a 21 year old was talking to an 18 year old it wouldn't be weird
Just realised I don't actually like trans girls or cis girls or cis guys or trans guys.
>>45110137Aseggsual
>>45110134
>>45110137Enby only is wild
>>45110132chaser origin story
>>45110054yeah idk I don't care about social media....
>>45110129tell me about how you fucked up a relationship. since you replied to me you obviously wanted to air every detail out publicly. thats how you sound
>>45110144I joked about this and my friend very seriously informed me the term is "fraysexual". i think i need to make cooler friends in future
I hate this new season of chasergen and its new characters. Bring back bronya!
>>45110132Same, but I was 12 at the time. I got linked to this site from the cheat engine forums almost 20 years ago. It's been downhill since then.
Am I supposed to feel bad when women suffer?
Why are zoomgroids so iffy about age gaps? 18 is legal, you retards
>>45110137what about theyfabs
>>45110136She is 29 I’m not talking to a teenager
>>45110167You look like you've lost weight. Stop that.
>>45110159I'm sorry
>>45110168Imagine nutting in that dumb foid's chest hair clump
>>45110136at 21 I would have been grossed out if one of my friends was dating an 18yo. you forget just how different those stages in life are as you get older
>>45110167Are you high, drunk or crying? All three?
>>45110167Clocky but in a cute way
>>45110177I'm just Scottish
>>45110173Don't apologize if you're hot. Are you hot?
>>45110168Theyfab? How about nayfab
>>45110185Bro doesn't know buggy
>>45110185No I'm ugly
>>45110175LOL
If its just for sex, so what if we're in two different stages in life and we won't find anything in common with one another? Its not like its gonna result in a relationship. She wants to ride 30+ year old chaser cock and I want my cock ridden.
>>45110193You don't have to be mean... I know what I am
>>45110175>18>about to be in uni>21>probably in uningl I don't see it this feels like a very american thing
bf who is corporeal
Sharing a place with someone right now and I want to move out so I can pipe troids but paying half rent is just too good.
>>45110175would you also be grossed out if your friend held hands with someone before marriage
>>45110183Are you located in scotland or is that just your heritage
>"i wouldn't date a teenager personally">34 year old chaser: IM NOT A PEDO
>>45110197I'll be the judge, if I drop my disc will you add me and send a selfie?
>>45110219What's stopping you?
>>45110219Why can't you just pipe troids in your bedroom while being conscious of your roommate? I met up with a couple of Grindr trannies while I had a roommate and it was no problem
>>45110200I always think of... you know those guys who do sex tourism in asia, they call them LBHs, short for loser back home? it makes me feel a little bad for you that you couldn't get even a second glance from a woman your own age, so you have to take advantage of daddy complexes to get laid. just grosses me out on everyone's part
>STOP LIKING YOUNGER AND CUTER GIRLS THAN ME YOU'RE LITERALLY A PEDO DESPITE THEM BEING LEGALLY CONSENTING ADULTS YOU HAVE TO LIKE WALLED 22+ YEAR OLD AGEHONS LIKE ME NOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOPAgehons btw
>>45110228Yeah why not
As a 32 year old I personally would not date anyone under 25. I feel like we'd have nothing in common.
>>45110214by the end of university, didn't the freshers look like little kids to you? maybe it's just a cultural difference>>45110220of course not>>45110222im located there for the next 19 or so hours
Bruh my friend dated an 18 year old when he was 21 and now they're having a kid and are properly settled down 5 years laterTf am I doing
>>45110239Your pic was cute and all but you're not at judgy popular girl levels of hotness
>>45110246wow what a reasonable take
>>45110246Yeah this, I’ve been seeing a girl who’s in her 30s and is constantly going out with other tgirls who are young 20s and I think it’s very weird like you should not be mentally compatible
>>45110251you don't come around here much, huh
>>45110219Stop being a coward, loudly pipe tranny ass and kiss her at the front door when she leaves
>>45110245Alright cool, @kakarot8039
>>45110246Based I too am an ethical chaser
>>45110239Wrinkled, liver spotted, hairy, arthritic 22+ year old agehon hands slid across a keyboard and typed this out letter by letter. If barely legal trannies are asking to ride my face and cock, who am I to say no?
should i lose my virginity to some random guy to get it over with
>>45110249i mean it's basically the same thing
>>45110246I thought this until I met a 23yo I had more in common with than anyone else I've ever met
There’s only one girl hot enough to be judgy and it’s me Also I need to get drunk and get railed
>>45110249Where are you actually from?
>>45110265i use swipe input I type a word at a time. and I have nice french tip nails on my wrinkled liver spotted arthritic hands>>45110268so true
>>45110255Don't get me wrong, I've got dude friends who are way younger but that's just how male friendship is. I don't see an issue with having a 19 year old buddy. It's not an intimate or deep relationship so it matters a lot less. You don't need to be at a similar stage of life as your friends.
>>45110175um 21 and 18 isn't weird bronny it's p common
>>45110272Congrats you had your intellect matched by a 23 year oldRetard
I just saw her pre trans pics and I feel fucking sick.
>>45110249>didn't the freshers look like little kids to you?desu not really, they were just like me except they actually had time to drink and wanted to go to worse clubs.
>>45110276Pics or it didn't happen
they will never stop me from fucking 65 year old grannies
>>45110278right here baby. chaser general
>>45110282Eh it depends. I Wouldn’t hang out with someone that young irl. I have some discord mutual who are 19/20 and that’s chill. But that’s not really the same you know? I would never hang out with someone that young 1 on 1
>>45110264i thought your discord girl was 18
>>45110267that's what I did and I don't regret it. but it's easier to just stop caring about virginity if you can
As a 25 year old I really don't care as long as she's not in University anymore, the economy couldn't support that. I'm an unethical chaser, that's the whole point.
Should i transition to get sex with transbians?
bf who eats cheese and crackers with me
>>45110296What manga are you reading rn
>>45110289I saw those and it made me like her more for some reason
>>45110288Yeah I have autism I've been evaluated as socially 10 years behindDon't he ableist, shitlord
>>45110288There are intelligent 23 year olds and there are dumb 40 year olds. Everyone doesn't automatically get to some certain level of intellect once they hit a certain age, retard.
>>45110292No I don’t wanna whore for attention rn sorry You’ll just have to trust me!
>>45110308do it, ive been waiting.
>>45110239Its not taking advantage, its called giving supply to demand. There will always be barely legal trannies with daddy issues to deepdick and so long as that's the case, I will stay dicking them down. A tranny's father is barely in their life or hates their guts, so its not going to end any time soon. Seethe, agehon
>>4511028823 is too old for me unfortunately
i hate having such a boring phenotype
>>45110306im too scared never mind
>>45110289Mine was a twink who already passed, skill issue
>>45110305No that was someone larping as me. She is 29. That’s only a 3 year age gap I think that is completely fair. I’m not even dating her tho :/
>>45110318I have autism too .-. >>45110319Okay well as an intelligent 30 year old I have no interest in being close to someone under 25!
>>45110329Thats not a thing
>>45110280it is true it's all just purity culture based on abrahamic religions
>>45110299I meet most of my friends at work and it's a job that attracts all sorts.
>>45110340it is, i’m exotic to no one
>>45110332Yeah that's the way to do it. Mine is a fat fucking chud with a beard.
>>45110333waow im 32 but i tell people im 29
>>45110345You are trans, that's exotic.
>>45110246>>45110288>>45110246>>45110254>>45110255>>45110264
mfw they tell me to add them just so they can call me a hon
i wish i was pretty enough for a bf
>>45110347I’m 29 but tell people I’m 30 I should start telling them I’m 26
>>45110353Blame all the cute passoids pretending to think they're ugly for compliments, they normalize the expectation
>>45110333OH MY GOD NIGGA GET A GRIP
>>45110309
>>45110256They're right though
Ain't no way fumbleanon used to fuck, how do you regress into being so pathetic
>>45108450did u take a mondo dook and ask to bottom?
>>45110363i love you
Troid who lays on top of me or sits in my lap and we have slow, noisy kisses as I gently stroke up and down her back.
>>45110360Have you tried not being an asshole?
>>45110348i want more
>>45110246This argument has always made no sense to me>BROOO WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMONIt is literally impossible for you to not having something in common with another human being. Why are you lying?
It's not hard to not like totally crush my feelings and make me feel worse about myself than I already do. Just a thought
>>45110381Get piercings and tattoos, that's exotic.
>>45110378Thanks babe <3.
if you know you aren’t that attractive its best to talk for a while before sharing face pics so that they like you as a person before they see you. advice is for choids and troids
People just want to act like they've grown over the last 10 years even though they're the exact same piece of shit.
>>45110288>SHE WAS 25 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>45110360Im a cis man but I have always noticed thisI would never date a passoidTheyre all full of themselves and lie to other trans women to feel better about themselves
my crush is 4 years older than me @bronya
>>45110388We could have a lot superficially in common but the meaningful things would be incredible different. I'm at the age where the highlights of my day are grocery shopping and winding down when I get off work. I'm not excitable and I've had my fun. Someone that young shouldn't be so complacent. They should still be finding who they really are and having their fun. I know who I am and I'm looking for someone who's also had the time to figure all that out.>>45110357I'm sure you are. You've just gotta find someone nice who thinks you're their type.
Troid that doesn't have tattoosTroid that doesn't have piercingsTroid that doesn't vape or smokeTroid that doesn't want kidsTroid that doesn't want to get marriedTroid that doesn't care about politics
>>45110396yes but at the cost of perceived status, plus i’m not cool enough to pull them off
honestly I probably wouldn't date someone under 24 at least and I'm 25
>>45110402this is bad advice because it’s soul crushing having people like you for your personality but then be disappointed when they see what you look like
>>45110361What is the issue faggot?>>45110373I’m not pathetic
>>45110418you sound like a loser and a racist
>>45110411trip on stu
>>45110428>What is the issue faggot?Take a look at yourself. You make my fucking skin crawl.
>>45110422Dye your hair.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only adult who remembers being a teenager and doesn't mythologize it as a time of total purity/innocence.
>>45110433>racist???
>>45110433Hi pichu
>>45110428So you wouldn't date a 22 year old? I'm taking a lot of L's today
>>45110427i wouldn’t be dating my bf if he showed me what he looked like early on
>>45110439what color?
>>45110445Anti piercings and tats and "doesn't care about politics" is almost always racists
>>45110458lol imagine being you
zoomers lack the brainpower required for human relationships, this is why I only befriend people who are 30+
Gf with snakebites and that cool nose bridge piercing
>>45110445doesn’t care about politics is a dog whistle
>>45110454exotic color, like Albino white. Dye your eyebrows too.
>>45110472Found the misery saturated communist
We don't need to have anything in common for me to bend you over and impregnate your 18 year old sissy pussy
>>45110472cry about it. you've isolated yourself indefinitely
Nose rings are so cute.
>>45110465I'm clean, I'm cool, I'm cool as biscuits
Scrappy Doo choid seeks Scooby Doo troid
profiling the average /chasergen/ chaser>30+>racist>fat>short>ugly>bald>unemployed>emotionally unstable>possibly a repper>virgin or very little sexual and relationship experience
>>45110490I saw a picture of this once. I didn't like it.
>>45110465Genuinely this and even then it can be hard. Dating someone who’s in her 30s who’s been hanging out with a bunch of much younger people early-mid 20s and she seems much less put together and mature compared to when I met her. A little frustrating ngl
>>45110475oofies that’s a lot of maintenance, especially when it might be white by next the decade regardless
Coming here, you realize that actually dating a tranny would make your life hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL5jSuG2X8This is the reference I was making
>>45110503Fuck you I'm not bald
>>45110503Wow im the complete opposite of every single thing on this list except im a tranny I am mentally ill tho
>>45110506Nobody said it would be easy to be exotic.
>>45110509This is why it’s so hard for us to get boyfriendsAll we’re good for is sex none of us are relationship material :c I’m gonna be alone forever and it’s not even my fault they just made me so mentally ill as a child
I was bad, I had 1000 calories from my lunch at Taco Bell
>>45110503>30+40>racistBy the modern definition, yes, but I don't judge a person by the colour of their skin>fatYes>shortYes>uglyYes>baldNo>unemployedNo>emotionally unstableNo>possibly a repperNo>virgin or very little sexual and relationship experienceYes
>>45110503Me but i’m not a repper.
coming here, you realize that actually dating a chaser would make your life hell.
>>45110534Yeah pretty much
>>45110536what's the modern definition
>>45110503What score out of 10 is dateable?
>>45110536Jeez, you're older than my uncle damn near
>>45110444I was a nasty little freak as a teenager.
>>45110535Oh no it'll all go to your big hot fat ass.
>>45110538There were good ones but they all got scooped up
>>45110505people can be mentally stunted at any age. I've met a lot of 40-80 year olds that act worse than teenagers, but man gen Z and alpha has it pretty bad I feel bad for them
>>45110526big sigh
no one likes eachother general
The woke left thinks if you call it "getting chinks" and do a bad Chinese accent impression within ears reach of the waiter at the Chinese restaurant, that's racist
>>45110509you’re*
>>45110553>they all got scooped uplolThere's not a finite amount of "good ones", there could be new "good ones" but you bitches suck.
>>45110571yeah the choids are all bad i agree with you
My gf (19, m) got all mad when I (38) did chinky eyes at the chinese waiter (vietnamese)What's her problem
>>45110555I mean yeahThere’s also just stupid people at all agesBut we should strive to be among people who are at our level or whatever
i like you
>>45110551I'll just have to keep my dinner under 700 calories
>>45110576Tankie troon? Either way, totally retarded.
I'm good scooped up choidI'm just here to shitpost about Skate and The Sopranos
>>45110583read what you replied to retard
Overtime at the gay sex factory
>>45110545Men over an 8 don’t really exist But like a 7 is fine
>>45110503Translation: I'm mad because there are girls cuter and younger than me
i even like like you
>>45110544I think borders should be enforced and mass migration from cultures that don't align with our own on massive issues like civil rights is not good for a country.
Being leftist is so easy idk why more guys dont do it. Women will love you for it.
>>45110588I meant out of the list there, you want someone who hit's all 10?
>>45110587They keep putting me on intercrural shifts, I'm trying to get more hours in on the frotting line
>>45110503I love how being ugly, short or bald is on par with being racist lmao
I can spout some sincerely fucked up right wing shit and women will still love me because I'm a chad
transbian mecha is portland right? where is straight tranny mecha? where can i go to meat men irl?
>>45110586Eat shit, perhaps. The choids are "bad" now, because you people suck, it's very, very easy to understand. They don't even flirt with trannies anymore lmao.
>>45110608Mecha aren't real unfortunately.
>>45110608Meatmen arent on tour right now
>>45110598I'm not suicidal?
>>45110436This is not constructive criticism>>4511044722 is young to me I live in a college town so I see firsthand how young they are. I don’t think people really grow up and learn who they are at 22 and I’m real sick so the idea of someone so young being stuck with me is terribly sad
>>45110598The fuck do I care what women want.
>>45110615perhaps. the troids are "bad" now, because you people suck, it's very, very easy to understand
My gf (18M) is upset at me (35M) for bowing to the cashier at Panda Express and saying "muchas gracias"AITA?
>>45110608Transbian mecha? Like War Hound
>>45110623The immigrants arent coming to kill you anon relax.
>>45110598why would I shape myself around the needs of a woman?
>>45110628TRVKE
>>45110617>>45110622>>45110637answer my question NOW
how is it called when u dont actually pass but basically never get misgendered and people specially older people treat u very well call u darling sweetie sweetheart etc
30+ incel chasers who lash out at trannies in the 4chan tranny chasing thread 35 year old gay Latino rapist daddy loves you <3
>>45110649I don't think straight people or gay people have mecha yet. If they did I would know. I'd be the first to know about it. I would take it and make it mine.
>>45110628>>45110645And you wonder why we end up transbians. You just dont care about us.
>>45110630The trannies are here 24/7 it doesn't matter, you people already complain that the chasers have just up and left. Don't worry, you've still got fumble anon and rick on occasion, enjoy.
>>45110661yeah? you're way less important than me in my mind. you think you matter?
>>45110658passing
>>45110608There isn’t one Being a straight tranny is hellMaybe nyc or California there’s probably loser tech guys who would want us
>>45110503>32 >anti racist I promise I have changed my wicked ways >154 lbs this morning in good shape >5’8”>I mog >I have all my long hair >too sick to work :/ >im pretty stable I think >not a repper>ive been with lots of girls and had 3 long term relationships the longest being 7 years with a girl that was 6ft tall
>>45110675I thought you cared about us but you dont, you give men a bad rep.
I havent touched big muscles in MONTHS. FUCKING HELP ME!!! helP mE HELP!!!
>>45110643Maybe. Maybe not.
>>45110662and you <3
>>45110658Being clocky but pretty
Why would any sane man want to seriously involve himself with a tranny? They're sex toys, not relationship material. Its social and familial suicide.
>>45110690I really don't you dont really offer much. someone like you would probably be a net negative if introduced into someone's life sorry.
Is Donnie Darko a halloween movie or a movie that takes place during halloween?
>>45110699You absolute buffoon. Get a Cis wife and a Trans gf.
>>45110662>you've still got fumble anon LETS GO CHAT IM BASED
>>45110699Big hunky men should involve themselves with me. Right now.
>32>very racist >178 lbs of pure muscle>6'2">mog everyone>long curly hair>I do the work of 3 people single handedly>extremely stable>boymoding today>been with dozens of women and hated every single one of themgod damn I am such a chad
new >>45110709new >>45110709new >>45110709
>>4511070732 btw
>>45110703A negative (you) plus a positive (me) unfortunately is still a negative.
>>45110699>Its social and familial suicideEven outside of this, it would just suck shit, they're not relationship material. Imagine coming home from work to that.
>>45110692My butt is a big muscle
>>45110719we're talking about me here. you would make my life worse.
