>crushing heavily on a guy>hiding it to not ruin the friendship>at his place one day>inexplicably exhausted, lying on the floor next to his desk>he sits down and asks if I want to do anything other than lie on the floor>"idk">...>"you have really interesting feet"how over is it
>how over is itYes
HIS FEET WEREN'T EVEN THAT INTERESTING WHY DID I SAY HTAT
>>45124757Retarded probably idk.. literally could've just got up and had a conversation about anything else
>>45124817nah. I'm on my floor as I type this. I don't know what's wrong with me
>>45124839>I don't know what's wrong with meI literally just told you but ok
>>45124757Sorry but I would have laughed so hard
Did he respond? What happened after?
>>45126077no he just went "right..." and pretended to move on
>>45124722he might be gay (or at least bicurious), don't give up man
>>45127584*holds up spork*
>>45124722ID ROPE BRO LMFAOOO no but jokes aside im sure he was just teasing
>>45124722have sex with him
>>45127740he have like 3 thread material here dont rush
>>45127729oh wait YOU said tht GIRL WHY DID U SAY THAT LMFAOO
>>45127745lol
>>45127745also no misgenderoni op i typod :c
>>45124722>how over is it?you will figure it out in about a week or so
bump
>last night>see him on vc with another friend>take the bins out then hop on>other friend logged off>it's just him and me now>he streams his game and we chat a bit>work up the nerve to mention the feet thing and say I don't know why I said that cause his feet aren't actually that interesting>>oh that, yeah I don't remember why you said that>"it was cause I was on the floor in front or your feet">>oh yeah>...>devise a plan>say "this game reminds me of when I used to play minecraft on my shitty pc">masterfully segue that into how I was a completely different person back that>expertly maneuver that into talking about primary school>dazzlingly leap from that into how it's weird that I haven't had a crush since then>I am in position>"have you ever had a crush?">>no, I don't think so>>I mean it's kinda stupid to have one at that age>"oh you mean back then">"well yeah I guess kids have that propensity same as adults even if it is a little silly">"well have you had a crush on anyone since">>no>>well see I went to a primary school>>and then I went to a boys school>"ah yeah">"but have you ever been just attracted to anyone, though">>no>>well>>I don't know if I would know>what>"ok well it doesn't even really need to be sexual, at least not overtly">"like have you ever been, like">"fixated on someone">"just slightly obsessed">>no not really>"must be nice">>idk I mostly just focus on game design>"yeah that's probably for the best">"it sucks having feelings">>I HATE having FEELINGS>"I do, I really do"
>be at his house playing a game he made>another friend is there who I told (anonymisedly) about having a crush on someone and asked for advice>had mentioned that it was "someone I was friends with" and "someone I admired">had also mentioned wanting to stealthily ask the person if they had ever had a crush>crush brings up our conversation last night>says he found it interesting and thinks it's better to discuss with three people>talks about the primary school part about the games we played when we were kids>phew.mp3>later>>oh we were also talking about crushes>>[other friend], have you ever had a crush on anyone?>for context I am currently wrapped around my crush like he is a tree and I am a sloth>other friend grins at me>try to communicate that no it won't work out>>why are you shaking your head>crush looks at me>our noses are almost touching>I have a massive erection which I try to hide by shifting it away from him>my butt is now sticking out in a really slutty looking way>other friend is making a weird wide eyed lip biting face>awkwardly change the subject>let go of him and kind of just curl up on the floor>seriously contemplate death
>>45124757he's probably wondering if you were thinking of his pp size