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rach
I miss my this
>>45134708i look like this and do this and it does genuinely work if you're someone who's the anxious type. recommend
>>45134713Looks good
>>45134721I do work on mobile homes right now. like renovate/fix up/whatever. adhd meds are exciting!!! they do so good for so many people I know. unfortch I get side effects I can't really tolerate from them :(
>>45134713manifesting this for everyone. were you double fisting or was it just a really flat pilsner. ive drank the same brand of beer since i was fourteen i dont know what cool beers are like maybe thats just how it looks and that was the only glass you had. or you had other glasses but you decided to use that one. which is cool i like to do that sometimes too. sorry
Posting for good luck.
>>45134705>qott: are you a superstitious person? do you have any particular things you do to try and be luckier?As a kid I did that ocd thing with concrete sidewalks where you try to avoid the gaps in the sidewalk or step on them evenly with both feet>qott2: do you think you're generally lucky, or generally unlucky? has that changed over the course of your life?I would say more lucky than unlucky
>>45134706big dawg i’ve literally heard that same voice coming out of the twink behind the bar at the gay club
>>45134735good luck!!!!
this is how it feels every time i join voice with people from here. i wish you would all come hang out more it's fun to do like a more casual hair down behind the scenes chaser general hangout you know what i mean. im worried this is coming off elitist i really dont mean it like that it's just fun to see how other people experience the thread. others know much more about the history than i do and it's fun to compare notes and learn
>>45134733it's sherry in the glass lole. I'm still working to figure out what local beers I like for what pairings it's fun I think... I have to cut back on the booze now though it's fucking with my sleep. all I have left now is a bit of vodka & a bottle of dry oloroso. gonna use the latter for my elk albóndigas SOON I just need to get a lid for my skillet first
>>45134705i am lucky to have seen this picrel and unlucky to be alive
im sad passgen is illegal again
>>45134753where are there vcs now
>>45134753where do vcs happen these days anyways
bf who clones me and makes the clone go to work for me
>>45134754ohhhhh sherry is a rogue choice, i love that, so cunty
>>45134759are u fr
>>45134767would you be mad if he fucked the clone
>>45134745fuck. need to smoke a cigarette and think about that twink behind the bar at speakeasy. i would have risked it all. i could have taken him away from all this>>45134761>>45134762it's been a long time i don't really know where people hang out. Maybe i'll make a discord. im not going to do that that seems really annoying i dont want to have to do work>>45134754i was hoping it was sherry that's so your style... ya u gotta be super protective when it comes to sleep right u cant let it get messed up. please keep me updated on the elk albóndiga situation i am genuinely on the edge of my seat i've been seeing them in dreams
>>45134768it was a really good pairing with the soup. nice & nutty. a bit sweet for me though even though it was a very dry California sherry. hopefully the oloroso will be less so..?
>>45134772only if you did it without me
>>45134755if you were not alive you could not have seen this picrel. ergo, by your own admission, you are both lucky and unlucky to be alive in some combination. fags don't care about your feelings sweetie
Cis male chasers of /chasergen/, would you troon out if you were given evidence showing there was a 100% chance you would pass?
>>45134785Yeah
Q4C: are you a strict top or would you bottom for a tranny if she wanted? would you liked to get topped?
>>45134771wdym
>>45134789If she wants to fuck that for whatever reason she's welcome to have at it
>>45134785No
>>45134771oh sorry yeah it's bannable againi got a 24h ban for it this weekend
i would top my choid if he asked cause im a good fucking person
drawing is like rape, when I draw I’m being raped. I’m raping myself. Everyday I wake up and just get raped over and over again. That’s what it’s like to draw
>>45134778there’s still time girl, go get himalso if you’re having a cig can i tap one pls? been climbing the walls these past 28 hours and 9 minutes
I'm just sitting here scrolling through food pics on my phone>>45134778ya I've been up past ten a bit recently & it's freaking me out. having a smartphone isn't helping either I don't think. & of course...
>>45134779i respect your life choices but im just not sure i buy wine pairing as a legitimate concept, you should just have what you want rather than what the food horoscope dictates
bf who touches my butt and says wow
>>45134811blaire...
>>45134815Grabs your butt and exclaims "WORLD OF WARCRAFT!"
>>45134810No
>>45134735good luck and blessings! i hope your path can be smooth and abundant>>45134785See i want to start asking this on first dates not to find out if they're reppers but to find out if they are weak. Someone i can respect would do it regardless of the outcome>>45134806absolutely not you've been so strong it was wrong of me to even bring it up. anyway they renamed the joint apparently and i just can't bring myself to see it in this state it's fucking american themed now>>45134808healthy bedtime warrior is the secret to happiness i've been converted completely. you finally got a smartphone? that sucks it seems like that would make you miserable :( but it is good to be connected i suppose
going out to vote for the most libcuck disappointment of a mayor in a conservative province just to spite the surburbshttps://files.catbox.moe/ccojb9.mp4
>>45134819ouch :(
>>45134818i stand by it, im way more educated on wine than the average person should be and i can’t see it makes any difference
p[lease dont touc h my butt poop comes form there
>>45134783fags should care more then. stupid fags>>45134803cries really loud
I'm the only 9 inches passing tranny millionaire in the thread and I can't relate to any of you :(
please don't poop from your butt my penis goes there
>>45134827ya I needed internet & the only other options were a hotspot (more expensive) or starlink (way more expensive) :/ but oh well
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Trannies should get penis enlargement surgery and chasers should get SRS
bf who touches his penis and says wow
>>45134838yeah i can’t relate because im 10” passing and a billionaire :(
wow
>>45134846Flicks it and laughs at it
chasers should get breast augmentation
>>45134835different flavors go together differently! it's not astrology!
Shithouse countries.
Gf who touches my bara boobs and says wow
>>45134849why did you flick your own penis weirdo
>>45134855choose me
Confessing to my chaser under a cherry tree and then stabbing myself to death regardless of his answer
I'm an SRS chaser who identifies as ftm now because trannies want to date a hot poon
Gf who touches my hairy gut and says wow
>>45134828What's wrong with Chairman Chow?
>>45134847it's really sad sister :ci wish i had an autism safe space for people like me, because thirdies here will never understand the struggle like i had recently when i wanted to buy a car with a specific shade of purple and i had to wait 2 extra weeks for the car to arrive because of it...
>>45134855i ask for so little and yet
>>45134863hey......
>>45134858I read it wrong dangit!
Goodnight post imminent
>>45134863both please>>45134837DONT LOOK DOWN ON FAGS!!!>>45134842thats ultra depressing!!! that starlink is everywhere these days its really taking off. i am worried about it. i hope you can get to a point where it doesn't cause you too much stress
bf who has a fuzzy tummy that he isn’t ashamed of so he sends me pictures of it to look at and say wow
bony rubs my bell nicely Thanks bonya :)
>>45134865brother the socialists in vancouver just went 12/12 with their candidates and our mayoral race is split between a cop loving zionist and a cop loving zionist that is also bald
>>45134878Goonight
>>45134878goodnight E
>>45134878Include me
>>45134859>>45134867>>45134868>>45134879>both please<3
>>45134890LMAO this is a very good post. You should be proud.
Bald cop loving zionist gf
>>45134883Who cares? Not a real country.
>>45134872too late! you flicked your own penis this time! i win!!!
lmao
>>45134907NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>45134900thanks i try really hard
>>45134705>qottGenerally, no, however I do acknowledge when certain moments, events or phases in my life are almost as if karmically charged, or cosmically ironic, or akin to fate, but generally, I do not believe superstitions.>qott2Generally unlucky.>>45134732Never heard of that niche, but glad for ya, do you like your work? Also, yeah, but I rarely get side effects from most meds and drugs, so, eh. Shame about that tho, do you have alternative treatments?
i fucking love sandwiches
Gf who touches my bara boobs and hairy gut with her face and says a muffled "wow".
There's no Canadian culture. There's no Canadian language. And there is no Canadian people/ethnicity. So Canada isn't a real country. Get real
i feel like im not getting enough attention or people saying wow about my but and it’s not fair
>>45134882DIEEEEE
Consider the following:Pale tranny thighs
i just want hairy bara boobs now life is so fucking unfair gg
oh my god
would you date a tranny with hairy bara boobs?
>>45134937To have or to touch and wow?
>>45134930>>45134936
>>45134927Canadian culture is where neoliberals import millions of Indians that no one ever asked for.
>>45134948That does not count as culture, it's just Canadian politics.
>>45134935i looked down and they are still there dw
>>45134942to touch and poke and massage and
>>45134940did u just see a massive penis?
>>45134785No. I'm a man and I don't want to bottom.I posted now give me my good luck
>>45134964you don’t have to bottom just because you are a tranny that’s racist
>>45134946Mei mei
>>45134827ohhhhhhh that place, jesus christ yeah i saw, who’s fucking idea was that??? it was the way they were advertising on tiktok as if it was a new place opening up as well
32 year old chaser bussy bouncing on my gock
>>45134963how did you know
>>45134956Sounds good count me in.
>>45134951Actually Canada does a defined culture, and at one time 5/10 most liveable cities were Canadian cities. But those days are over, and today Canadian cities don't make the annual lists of best cities to live in.
flirt with me please
>>45134977I don't understand why that's being posted so much, but it makes me laugh
>>45134985Hi darling. How stretchy is your frenulum?
victor
>>45134987DONT DO THAT???
bf who i circumcise
>>45134990I thought you'd never ask. Chew on it like a beaver chewing on a stick please.
>>45134990idk
>>45134991kelvin >
>>45135007WRONG
in 8th grade my circumsized classmate asked me if my foreskin was “stringy” and the question confused me so much that I still remember it to this day. >>45135002you’re no good at flirting ..>>45134999okay yay
>>45135013.I.
for me it's drifter
>>45134985maybe it's just me but im having a really good time talking to you here. we should hang out more for sure! do you want to get coffee some time? there's this place here that i've been dyinggg to go to they have really cute choux buns shaped like adorable little baby rabbits its the sweetest thing ever QQ. ah i mean. their single pour coffee is roasted inhouse. from a variety of ethically sourced growers. or whatever. im free all week if anything is convenient for you
Nigga said stringy :sob:
>>45135023stop eating my ass
bf who brings me coffee and snacks while i study
>>45134986It's just me i can't explain it sometimes these things get stuck in my brain. like when i did that bit about dogs for like five months but i forgot the punchline so there was never any payoff and now everyone just thinks im attracted to dogs. I don't control what i post i'm just the conduit
men flirt with me please
rach definitely has a poop fetish
bf who takes girl hormones and likes taking dick in the ass
>>45135037how stringy is your foreskin
>>45135007kevin's hot toobut the real dreamboat is mr sandman mcthighs over here...
>>45135037Hey babe, want to hear about warhammer?
>>45135024drifter, billy and sinclair are the only correct options
goodnight asexual anongoodnight pichugoodnight >>45134884goodnight mousegoodnight ladybugeatingbbqchipsstylegoodnight bronya and stugoodnight cibi and blairegoodnight pichugoodnight eastern yurope postergoodnight henrygoodnight sarahgoodnight eui
>>45135044his name is NOT kevin!!!
>>45135034what was the dog thing, i completely missed that, i just came back one day to absolute carnage and never got an explanation for any of it
>>45135051goodnight E!!
>>45135051Who tf is henry
>>45135051goodnight mr exodiayour homework is to look at the deadlock heroes and pick your favorite female hero. by looks or design or whateverthen im gonna ship the two>>45135055kevin kevin kevini love the voicelines where heroes like paradox call him kevin lol
i bought beer at the store. i wish there was still cider. cider is way better
>>45135025but also yeah that sounds great! im free to go around 5 if that works. AS FRIENDS btw>>45135046yeah
>>45135051goodnight, sleeby deeby, sleep tight x
>>45135051reunited at last... its enough to bring a tear to the eye
does anyone wanna see my deadlock character ranking based purely on my bf explaining the lore to me? No? Oh well itd too late I already attached the image
>>45135070the women are all too high
>>45135070Your bf penis... describe it
drifter, graves, pocket, abrams, and victor are the ones i would have sex with
>>45135072the women are mostly at the bottom >>45135074no!!!
>>45135070violet is too low : (
>>45135051goodnight mister e. for pichus homework pick paige so we can ship her with victor trust
>>45135066>yeah
>>45135076>gravesI MEANT VENATOR I DONT PLAY THE GAME I MEANT THE OLD PRIEST GUY
>>45135064I've never actually looked at the deadlock characters so i'll get back to you this time tomorrow
>>45135066that's perfect!! im looking forward to it it'll be fun. ill probably go smell a bunch of candles afterwards if that's something you would enjoy. there's a bunch of new tomato leaf bullshit at selfridges that just smells like lemon i need to engage in psychic warfare with the sales attendants praying for me to leave because i look poor
>>45135082idgaf suck my toes
>>45135078Why. ashamed of his penis? maybe you want him to cut it all the way off..?
>>45135076abrams is objectively the hottest but victor is a close second
I played ~150 hours of deadlock two years ago. I only liked Mo & Krill.
>>45135092thats just nasty
Is Deadlock the Valve Overwatch one
im ashamed of autumns bfs penis
>>45135101They’re clean>>45135094You suck my toes too. I got two bitches on my feet ohh yeah
>>45135109I dont want to suck your toes i always have to go to the hospital after
Also, what is Valorant? I sold some Chinese kid an Optiplex with a low profile graphics card in it. He wanted to play Valorant on it.
>>45135105no overwatch is a ripoff of tf2, so tf2 is the valve overwatch gamedeadlock is a moba with third person shooter controls
>>45135024Celeste X Silverno i dont care how cold that take is
>>45135116it’s like cs go with heroes that have abilities
>>45135107>>45135113I gotta go poo. Talk amongst yourselfs
>>45135124does this mean that deadlocke is smite?
>>45135131let me rub your belly to help it come out
Be fucking nice to me right now or I'll get the janny involved
>>45135132i guess it’s kinda like smite yeah. i never played smite tho so i only have surface level knowledge of it
>>45135051good nighti love you>>45135105it's DotA with gunsi like deadlock because i love DotA and Valve and the characters are all really cool but i suck ass at shootersstarted streaming my games (to no actual audience) and it's made me painfully aware of how little impact i have in most games
i controversially put mina in "not good for chasers" because i cant imagine her being transgenderedyou may contest this if you'd like.
i am bad at video games
>>45135149Vindicta is one of the most visibly transgender non explicity tranned characters in media and thats not even STARTING on her lores
HSTS choices:>Doorman>Venator>Kelvin>Mirage>Pocket>InfernusAGP choices:>Abrams>Lash>Shiv>WardenI'm 32 and have never played Deadlock. I'm unemployed btw and have a criminal record. And I'm a nazi.
>>45135132it does but you cant say that
>>45135157autumn?
>>45135157why? she was a little girl back in the salem witch trials. she was executed as a witch, werent they predominantly women?
>>45134705im doing really bad so can any man here tell me if i look okay i think i need it
The highest end low profile GPU is $800I can't believe that shit
>>45135165she’s blue which is primarily a transgender trait (see pichu)
>>45135160warden is absolutely hsts. agps dont like cops
does no one else want to fuck billy
>>45135174Ignorance: the post.
>>45135172I AM PICHUI CANT SEE MYSELF>>45135175i put billy in my would categoryhe's got a good personality. i like useless soapbox shouters
>>45135181chunlotte bluedley
>>45135181oh you did. Thank you I appreciate that.
>>45135149ivy is trans
im gonna kms
I'm going to need everyone's review of Bunlith
>>45135168Flat ass. AGP glasses. Bangs hiding Norwood 2, possibly Norwood 2.5. Cone tits. Creepy stare. Hiding hon face. 2/10 would kill with a flamethrower.
>>45135212if you aren’t trans you don’t get an opinion choid. it’s not for you
>>45135215>Flat ass. AGP glasses. Bangs hiding Norwood 2, possibly Norwood 2.5. Cone tits. Creepy stare. Hiding hon face.Me speccing out my tranner gf at the build-a-tranner.
>>45135211i should kill myself
>>45135215did you fail kindergarten? how do you not know what a cone is?
>>45135232I never went to kindergarten. I went straight to the school of hard knocks and I graduated and got my PhD in negging.
But seriously why did janny delete all the posts complimenting her and leave my negging post up? That's biased.
>>45135242you seem way too bad at it to have a phd. i doubt you even have an associates
>>45135253I just don't have it in me anymore okay? I used to be the best. They'd call me when they needed someone negged.
>>45135149>play mina graves and slightly vindictafucking hate faggots this is awesome
>>45135181transgender goes to doctor says h-she feels depressed. Doctor tells her blue pichu is in town. Gives her tickets to go see her. >but doctor I am blue pichu Good joke. Everybody laughs
>>45135249janny is the negger
>>45135259negging is a young choids game. you need to retire grandpa
I don't wanna reply to the pic, but are you Canadian? Twinkhon that posted pic
>>45135215thats fair i dont know what i expected >>45135249:(>>45135276i am not sorry
>>45135274Stop negging me.
>>45135249Jealousy.
dreamt about Sarah annihilating my butthole again...
>>45135280>thats fair i dont know what i expectedI was just kidding. You look cute. You got 3 guys complimenting you but their posts got deleted by the janitor. Cheer up.
>>45135284do you want to have sex with me yet or not
Ol' janny sad cunt.
>>45135293I'm promised to another but we can have a DL gay affair if you're a guy.
>>45135249based
>>45135292oh okay sorry its my first time talking on chasergen. why did janitor delete that, though? im sorry for attention whoring, i suppose
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BREAK THE RULES ON 4CHAAAAAAAAAAN
>>45135300>why did janitor delete that, though?Nobody knows why xhe does it but the most plausible explanation is that they're transphobic.
bf who cums in my belly button so it forms a little pool
4chan owes me a transgender
>>45135313CANONBALL!!!*dives in*
>>45135298cucked again
>>45135308a transphobic janitor on the tranny board.... incredible. mr (?) janny i forgive you your job seems incredibly boring
>>45135313Wife material right here
>>45135321Let's hope the salary is good
>>45135326Aren't you banned lil bro? That's ban evading
>>45135163Not fond of her>>45135165Trans women are women you CHVD
No pictures please this place is for academic discussions of chasing only.
yknow maybe i shouldn’t have turned that fella down after dinner, not often an opportunity arises to fuck an employed cishet who doesn’t live with his parents
my mom is making me want to kms again
>>45135344What could your mother possibly do to make you feel that way
>>45135344t. Trannies when they're told to get a job
>>45134705>qottNot really >qott2 I’m cursed
>>45135350i can’t keep being her mother
>>45135321That's not what's going on. They're trying to kill cg because mtfg and lesgen are incredibly dead threads and the era of transbians having 10 generals operating at once is over.
>>45135378did they all get jobs and move on to do something with their lives?
bf who i hug so tight that he can't breathe
>>45135390I'm too big and strong for that sorry love.
>>45135387A lot of them did. Others moved entirely to discord where they can groom. And some detransitioned over mild backlash against trans people in the media.
has anyone else resigned to the fact that they’re likely going to develop dementia at a relatively young age due to prolonged social isolation? i can already feel it creeping in whenever i make basic typos or take an extra second to find everyday words. shit sucks i won’t even lie.
AVENGE ME
>>45135313The way I would wife you up in a heartbeat...
>>45135399i've had really bad memory issues from similar for years now. it sucks but you just get used to it. it doesn't cause me too much trouble but obviously it varies from person to person
bf who hugs me super gently cause he’s afraid of breaking me but because he’s so big and strong it still feels super tight
trans gf who has really niche, nerdy interests and loves talking my ear off about them.
it’s time for you to see her
>>45135396i will crush you. you'll see
>>45135407i’ve gotten used to how it is now, the scary part is it getting worse
>>45135399>>45135407adhd?
>>45135409can i talk about my mainstream nerdy interests instead :(
>>45135399You can prevent further memory loss with lifestyle modifications and supplements.
>>45135420avpd
>>45135411>>45135411woah
Gf who loves getting squished and crushed by my huge and strong choid body while cuddling and hugging.
>>45135424alien vs predator,?>>45135430#yep
>>45135420apparently mine is a cptsd symptom. but who can say! >>45135416they say that there's ways to help stave it off but it's probably going to come for pretty much everyone eventually. i just try and keep mentally active when i can. write things down and take lots of photos. i dunno i used to worry about it a lot and then i realised that was a waste of the time i have left
>>45135432i should call him
>>45135423yeah i’m not really sure where to start with that though
>>45135399anon this is the fourth time today you’ve posted this
>>45135378thats sad..... i wonder why chasergen isnt dying like they do
>>45135422by all means, babe<3
>>45135449lol
>>45135444It depends on what your current diet and lifestyle is like. How old are you?
>>45135412Acting like I'm getting crushed and imitating a small fart sound with my mouth.
trans gf who gets really excited when you return home from work and runs up to hug you when you walk in the front door.
>>45135463i used to do this with my dad
just saw a massive penis
>>45135463きもい!
>>45135463thats me except i dont have anyone anymore
>>45135471you ignored kitty
>>45135471how does that keep happening. where are they coming from
>>45135471holy mackerel!!! where did it come from; where did it go??
>>45135483my reply is still waiting to clear customs please be patiently
i wan chad :(
>>45135491okay I’ll wait nicely
>>45135492does chad want you?
>>45135499Chad here.FUCK NO
>>45135492you aren’t old enough to get the joke i want to make
Just ate an egg burrito with Munster and hot sauce It was good
>>45135411Mei mei
>>45135506pats your belly
i deserve to be held rn
lovey dovey trans gf who is occasionally pervy
>>45135504what's the joke
>>45135508Return to sender
ChasersWould you date a tranny who posted nudes or at least very suggestive pics on 4chan?I ask because literally every soc thread is full of these and it sickens me
>>45135503you're not even chadlite
What looks level qualifies you as a chad
>>45135522hehehehehe
>>45135533Why date one of those when you can date one that doesn't?
>>45135522heyyy x
im pissing on you. yeah, you. youre getting peed on by me
>>45135533I wouldn't date a tranny that posted pictures on 4chan
>>45135535if you have to ask
>>45135551why not
>>45134865>>45135105>>45135116>>45135535this nigga just constantly asking questions. Curious ass nigga
>>45135551what if she posts pictures of zelda
>>45135535top 10% positive canthal tilt and forward growth, hunter eyes, be at least 95th percentile for male height where you live, shoulder-to-waist ratio of 1.618.
>>45135504make your "is chad hung?" joke for us oldies
>>45135533>tranny>dateLOLLMAO even
>>45135552>>45135559>>45135565What looks level qualifies you as a safe choice for women in their 30s
>>45135533Yes, but I would ask her to stop. Either that, or any future nudes she posts have to be pics with me railing her tight little body.
>>45135522Isnt this most of us? Just pick one.
>>45135569the moment has passed but im glad you got it
>>45135569>>45135583uhhh i don get it
>>45135533All trannies are whores, so its kind of expected.
shlorping up his penits
>>45135575It's time to uninstall those dating apps
>>45135533It kind of comes with the territory
>>45135591date a gay cis man on estrogen then, they're not whores
>>45135579That won't be easy. I love you all...
>>45135533Yeah I'm doing that right nowI also posted nudes on a 4chan so I know how little it matters
I wasn’t paying attention, what did the janny do this time?
>>45135602Where the fuck did that "a" come from
>>45135575you are a guy i would be happy to have approach me irl if i didn’t know you
>>45135611The swipe to text and autocorrect features on smartphones have been significantly downgraded recently.
>>4513559918 year old gay bottoms on estrogen with cute little phimosis clitties <3
>>45135618it would make llms look less impressive if predictive text was good
>>45135625it's average
i didn't skip the gym so i deserve praise
im posting on a 4 chan rn
>>45135618Couldnt agree more, it was better in 2012
>>45135492Chad store all out.
TranniesWould you date a DL chaser? No meeting his friends. No meeting his family. You can only go on dates in other towns
>>45135638What's DL?
>>45135638obviously not
the world is a vampire
>>45135652the world sucks?
>>45135647Down low. Aka closeted
>>45135656yeah
>>45135638i am rn
>>45135660am I smart for getting your joke :)
>>45135648Should have phrased better.Would you at least hook up or FWB with him?
I'm distant
TranniesWould you date a DL Chad?No meeting his friends. No meeting his family. You can only get fucked by a 10/10 guy in motels or your bedroom occasionally
openly gay faggy husband
Asking to meet my friends and family is chaserphobic and entitlement. Just because we're dating doesn't mean you have to meet my loved ones.
>>45135492Sorry babe, best i can offer is a 40 year bald fat 5'7 DL gay Daddy
>>45135663you're so smart. good girl. good girl. good girl. bitch. retard. good girl. good sissy. good girl. fuck you.
>>45135662What's it like?
>>45135665>MY COLLAR'S BLUE BUT MY NECK IS RED>BEEN WORKIN LIKE A DOG TO KEEP MY CHASER FED
Trannies.Would you date a chaser who wants to flaunt your love for everyone to see?Meeting all his friends. Meeting all of his family. Public showings of affections and he makes sure everybody sees you.
>>45135664if it's just hooking up then yes
>>45135674yayyy
>>45135677normal
>>45135672how are you a man and 5'7 :skull:
Thoughts on the poster for the new bladerunner?
>>45135667Only if he’s my side piece
>>45135529That'll be 1500$CAD
>>45135693The fuck, there is a new bladerunner?
>>45135684no, that’s too much
>>45135691Don't shit talk maiq like that, he's more man than you'll ever be
should i kms
>>45135611what did you know...>>45135665Wait come back>>45135689you will NEVER eat a choco coronet
Maiq mogs me desu
Haha yeah babe my friends and family would totally love you
>>45135710No, stop asking that and don't say sorry
>>45135708maiq is 6'5 thoand i'm more man than anyone itt will ever be
>>45135710kill everyone else instead
>>45135718omg really? :D
Introducing my tranner gf to my friends slowly, my two family members I keep in touch with and otherwise staying mostly at home because I'm not all that outgoing.
>>45135736Sorry faggot we're going to the clubbbb
>>45135719:(
what do people even do at the clubbb
>>45135744im sorry. i wouldn't do this. that would be very cruel
im pooping
>>45135736yay>>45135751hit baby seals mostly
>>45135751If you're in America you spend $1000 on $100 of liquor to look cool in front of your friends
>>45135711
he said that out of all the girls that i'm his favorite
>>45135763running away!!!!! do not be scared!!!!! there is no need to hide!!!!!
You're my favourite. You know who you are.
>>45135768It's me. *spiny*Chaser btw
>>45135762wow i should open a clubbb in america
>>451357513mmc
>>45135662sad
>>45135754I just did that, we have so much in common. Mine was loose, how about yours?
>>45135778it’s okay im worthless
>>45135667DL chad is oxymoronic. Openly fucking trannies in 2026 is a crazy power move and incredibly high T.
how many sissies are there in steve's roster
Getting a job so I can bring a tranny to the Christmas party
>>45135774do they rip you off on that too like the liquor
i am not high enough value for even a dl chaser
>>45135805>Anon, I didn't know you were gay
>>45135795He has the second ranking roster behind dada
i voted for a liberal
>>45135808Sure you are Winemother
I will ONLY date full committed, on HRT, she/her feminine trans girls."Femboys" and "sissies" are gay and go into the trash
>>45135825?
>>45135795he's grungling at least 5 but keeping them at a distance while holding out for a cis girl from hinge
>>45135823Good, now read Hayek's critiques of socialism for dada
>>45135829bee isn’t gonna like this…
telling every one of my chaser bf's friends and family about how much of a gay fag he is and that i top him
>>45135744NOOO>>45135753Thank god <3>>45135755>yay<3
Where's lothbrok?
>>45135837his arguments are kinda naive desu
>>45135806we're pretty and charming we don't have to worry about things like that
>>45135839They know how bratty bottoms work so no effect.
where dada? ._.
>>45135837no.
For your consideration; a bottom, who is not bratty. Thoughts?
>>45135873I wanna cum all over his cute pushie face
>>45135860wow giwtwm, how do you do it how are you so pretty and charming
>>45135858His whole idea is that we structurally lack knowledge & systems required to plan modern industrial economies so it would be him making the accusation of naivete towards others
>>45135870dada was here yesterday ._.
>>45135882Self reflection and cultivation
>>45135880oh
Scottish troids: employed, thrivingOther troids of Albion: nowhere to be seenAmerican troids: bedrotting worthless neets
>>45135896Canada?
>>45135886yeah that's what im referring to
gay boyfriend who does not believe in or care about the sexual "top" and "bottom" thing
im albanian and i have job and a car
>>45135900What's naive about it?
>>45135838I think i could still compete for top 3 troon on here even without the heshes pieces, the state of affairs is grim.
>>45135899Dunno, they're probably nice though.
asexual gay boyfriend
bf with scruffy beard and long hair
>>45135911you get it more than anybody elseasexual gay boyfriend pls
bf who replies to my texts immediately because im important
>>45135906good for you!
Excuse me darling listen me, you looking very smart, I love my sweetheart
>>45135914Sadly I shaved yesterday
>>45135923you're breaking my heart babe
>>45135902You wanna cornhole your boyfriend?
>>45135906my job is to steal cars btw and i stole that car
>>45135919getting ghosted for 15 minutes and texting "do you know who i am"
>>45135932i meant it in a self worth kinda way but this is funny
>>45135930howd u get the job
>>45135925It will be back in a week I won’t do it again
>>45135942<3
>>45135533Dating a whore is one of the worst pains you can inflict upon yourself but you already know this
>>45135938i stole it
>>45135937i like to think they dovetail
bf who i bake cupcakes for
>>45135914I have a scruffy beard and no hair
>>45135927i don't know what that means but if its sexual then no
>>45135947good for you!
depending on the meal you eat you may need many utensils or even none.Thoughts?@bronya?
>I have a scruffy beard and no hair
>>45135950Can you do lemon muffins? And blueberry muffins?
>>45135962BABE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE MY PIC
i have at least two holes
i have 6 holes
>>45135907he forgot that higher and higher levels of efficient centrally planned economies became possible and were implemented historically with time as technology progressed, and that this continues today. it seems like he thought he was living at the end of history with no advances possible beyond his time, if not then i really don't get why he acted like nation sized centrally planned economies being impossible is like a fundamental law of physics or something
>>45135976name them and shame them
>>451359822 ear holes2 nose holespenis holebutt hole
>>45135961
>>45135983mouth?>>45135984hiiii
>>45135983what about your vagina
bf who lies about me giving good head
>>45135991oops i have 7 holes>>45135992whats that?
5' tall super chad bottom bf for winemom
>>45135995look down
i miss getting my ass tongued
>>45135961Its really better to avoid using utensils whenever you can. obviously its expected in public but i avoid using utensils almost entirely at home. it's better to be more connected to your food
bf who gives me constructive feedback after i give head
what's your favourite utensil
>>45136003You’re so addicted to giving me (yous) it’s crazy
i have really sharp canine teeth so i think i would be bad a sucking dick
>>45136007chopsticks
>>45136004real i need this so bad
bronya why is nicki supporting trump :(
Do you prefer wide and short forks or thin and long forks?
>>45136017records stopped selling
>>45135908Gurl... lol.
>>45136020i prefer sporks
>>45136024i hate everything!!
>>45136028
(Pull up lil' bitch like—, I-I’m—)Pull up lil' bitch like, "Yurr," huhI bought a Urus today, uh-huhPaint it all yellow, look like a bird (I-I'm—)Inside big body, two times two, mymoney,bitch,all I got(I-I’m working ondying)Yeah, I make money, my thot-thot-thot 'bout to fuck that money all up (BNYX, ooh)Yeah, I'm swervin' it daily (Ooh, oh)Yeah, I'm causin' the madness (Ooh, oh)Yeah, I'm fuckin' the baddest, huhYeah, I bought me the Crowdless (Ooh, oh)I bought me the gemsYeah, I never need practice (Ooh, oh)My money gon’ double or triple, yeahYour money subtractin’ (Ooh, oh)
>>45135996I dont know If I could go that short. I think 5'4" is my minimum just... mechanically I dont know how it would work with a 5'0" guy.
>>45136007the utensil reading this>>45136009your bf pays me to do it because he feels bad for you>>45136017it's a long story but it's basically what the other anon said. she's washed up, she can't make money like she used to, and she's desperate for any kind of media relevance. she's also very bitter that people are mad about her endlessly caping for the rapists and pedophiles in her life. she's just kind of a loser
how do you get a man to drive 16 hours to sleep with you (literal not sex)
>>45136031
>>45136038alexa play win again
there's a guy at my gym that looks like season 1 jayce from arcane but with white hair
>>45136007ur butt
>>45136044Nigga got an android #BrokeAssNiggaAward
>>45136042Threaten him and/or his loved ones with pain, suffering, and/or humiliation
>>45136044Rabeet
>>45136037He rides you in reverse cowgirl
winemom & céleste need to link up
i think my tranner friend will be the first mtf i know to get married
>>45136052how
>>45136063>marrying a tranny let alone even dating one long term
does winemom really top her midget bfs or is that a joke
>>45136071what’s the point of having a midget bf if you’re not gonna top him
>>45135979> if not then i really don't get why he acted like nation sized centrally planned economies being impossible is like a fundamental law of physics or somethingI don't think he argued that they were impossible, it's that they were inefficient and caused a deprivation of human rights.I guess I was being vague here though >>45135886He writes mostly an epistemological argument about the nature of economic knowledge and why it would defy a central planner, even one with sophisticated computing ability.Whether or not that's true, I'm not really sure, it was more of a shitpost. Whether socialist economic planning can solve this problem practically, I'm not sure; that's an empirical question. You don't really hear socialists talking about process or systems engineering to solve these issues though, it's mostly about hating rich people and wearing military surplus, signalling that you've read obscure books.
>>45136071i think it’s a safety thing? sa victims often desire physically unintimidating partners
i would rather kms than get married desu
when i get married do you guys want to come? my choid doesn’t have any friends or family he told me so we will need bodies to fill out his side of the venue
>buy arm band reflectors after work cuz dark now>already lost onewhy am i like thisi dont want to be me anymore
jerking it to gay porn rn everyone shut up
>>45136079Buy a gun
>>45136078I'll come if he's not a chud
I haven't been 5' 4" since 3rd grade
Oh I forgot to have coffee, that's why I'm tired
>>45136087wtf how tall are you
Tranner gf who brings me a coffee and a muffin.
>>45136083i already have one
>>45136096so needy
>>45136075I just like the way muscle sits on short men. >>45136071Yes, I topped my short ex.>>45136062Hes hot, but I couldnt date a repper.
>>45136075doesn't it make more sense for them to want big strong protective partners? i mean a small manipulative little guy can be just as rapey as a linebacker
>>45136074>it's that they were inefficientoh yeah i meant he acted like nation sized (efficient) centrally planned economies being impossible is a fundamental law of physics or something. and the human rights and liberty thing i also don't get since monopolies are a core part of free market economies so individuals will always be coerced and controlled by larger entities regardless of the economic model. he describes capitalism like a utopian anarchist society
should i wear makeup
>>45136103Nigga beefin with the O'driscolls
>>45136111yes if chaserno if tranny
>>451360946' 6"
>>45136103The last things the kids see before death
>>45136120wow
>>45136075She dates guys that are below female average height in the hopes that they will troon out on her.
>>45136117Lmaooo
>>45136086please come anyway :((
>>45136103omg it looks so nice, how old is it. and what caliber
>>45136109>and the human rights and liberty thing i also don't get since monopolies are a core part of free market economies so individuals will always be coerced and controlled by larger entities regardless of the economic model. he describes capitalism like a utopian anarchist societyHayek wasn't an anarchist, I think you're probably confusing him with some other people
>>45136119ok im a transer so good to hear noi dont want to but i felt like i should wear it to get my hair cut. like at least a little eyelinerbut i really dont want to
>>45136103Be kind to yourself. Ill curse you a million years if you ever hurt yourself.>>45136120Thats hot.
I WILL GET A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
>>45136096what kind of muffin?
>>45136143i know, i mean he thinks life under capitalism is always sunshine and rainbows without anyone restricting your freedom (kinda like a utopian anarchist society) and introducing more central planning always reduces those freedoms
>>45136162set a useful goal instead of this nonsense
so tired of my job. my boss does not listen to my at all, its completely one sided delegation and if there's an issue, he won't listen to me explain but looks into it himself. There's never any "so what do you think cibi?" in any sense
>>45136164Not really, I don't think you've read what he's written
Dating an avoidant
>>45136177
>>45136175what did he say about individual liberty in free market vs centrally planned economies then? maybe i misunderstood
>>45136168Do people actually have jobs where their bosses listen to them? I thought bosses being patronising assholes was universal
>>45136162Flashback to all of middle and high school telling myself "this will be the tear I get a gf for sure"
>>45136194my boss will ask me to do something and then i will tell him that is not possible and he will say sorry and ask what is possible then i tell him and then i do that and he leaves me alone till i tell him im done
>>45136163Any kind. And when you bring them I'll grab your butt and say this is the kind of muffin I like the best.
>>45136200My boss tells me to do something, I say it’s not possible, he tells me to stop talking back and do it and then gets mad at me later when the thing I told him wouldn’t work didn’t
omw to the pub, fuckin yaldiiiii
>>45136191I mean if you want to understand his arguments you should probably just read one or two of his books. But he doesn't present a utopian vision of a liberal society, mostly just critiques of central planning along various lines of argument.
God I could use a gigantic chocolate chip muffin right now
>>45136204not helpful
>>45136138>how old is it80+ years>what caliberidk>>45136155it ok wm i ate dinner and i feel bettermaybe id be less forgetful if i wasnt always skipping meals
>>45136168You should date me i could make you happy
>>45136194in my experience having several bosses in the last 4-5 years in tech, the middle aged indian men are the really bad ones about listening to me while we're working together as lead / underling
how do i stop getting nervous and making my voice higher pitched around guys
>>45136209>mostly just critiques of central planningyeah but those critiques don't exist in a vacuum, they're relative to an alternative free market economy even if he doesn't explicitly mention it. and i think that alternative free market economy he implies sounds unrealistic and too idealized
>>45136219NIGGAShe does not like men. She is literally not attracted to men. You have to stop simping for these AGPs.
>>45136232Either we're fucking or i'm fucking
>>45136228you could grow up with my dad who used to yell and hit me when i subconsciously did that out of fear (of him)
i hate him
When u take ashwagandha, drink caffiene and goon 4 times in a row and now you're in a pervasive anhedonic episode for the rest of the day until you do it again the next day
>>45136240let's explore other possibilities
My boobs are growing too fast. I was completely flat when I started E a year ago, and now I have E cups. It's common for women in my family to be kinda busty/curvy but I never expected this to happen to me. I may even consider a breast reduction in the future.
>>45136254CHASER BTW
>>45136254chaser btw
>>45136247I hate you too.
chaser moobs...
>>45136229I mean there are levels to it, he doesn't really go whole hog on wanting a total free market society. He's just a liberal. He has sections in his books discussing market failures.I think you are trying to argue against someone like Mises or Rothbard.
my mom has big boobs but my dad has no boobs so i have medium boobs
>>45136254A gun to my headMy brains coating the wall
>>45136247why
>>45136177I’m starting to think this might not be possible I keep trying tho
>>45136269Skill issue
>>45136267i'm just saying he argues that a centrally planned economy will always restrict individual freedom and have more invasive surveillance than a liberal one
I got bara moobs and a hairy buddha belly
>>45136283yum
>>45136272didn’t take me meds
>>45136283I had a six pack a year ago and now I'm 24.8 BMI
>>45136263Glad to see my toy here again. I gooned today while thinking about having a hot butt sex with you. Yeah, I bet you'd enjoy my round gut and some bwc, but not for free! You'll have to be my maid, my slave and accept me as your master, if you want to taste my delicious cum.
>>45136283pls post
>>45136290bartholomew ily
>Glad to see my toy here again. I gooned today while thinking about having a hot butt sex with you. Yeah, I bet you'd enjoy my round gut and some bwc, but not for free! You'll have to be my maid, my slave and accept me as your master, if you want to taste my delicious cum.
>>45136288That's regular size, my BMI is 40It was 28 last year though
>>45136279He would probably say something like that, yeah
>>45136296I'm not him, my belly is bigger, and I'm sexier... I have moobs that are bigger than your head
>>45136301I don't know. I'm tall and I always had visible abs until now. I think I look chubby now. I used to be hot.
Coming out to my family as a deathcore guitarist
>>45136307and i think that's unrealistic for the reasons i mentioned before
>>45136321disowning you for being a false
bf who texts me for fun
Having a loud sneeze like a father does and scaring my tranner gf whenever I sneeze
im so quirk chungus
hello guys
>>45136342my dad used to do that…
you can't outquirk my chungus
*outquirks your chungus*what now
>>45136335
>rubs your glans with a microfiber cloth
>>45136323Unrealistic? I don't think it's unrealistic that a centrally planned society can deprive people of freedoms. Does it have to always or necessarily happen? That's an open question.
>>45136354*kills myself*
>>45136359YYYOOOWWWWW
>>45136356i said this to my bf and he blocked me
I'm a liberal but I think that Claude might change things
>>45136379yeah like the climate lol
bf who lets me smoke his penis like a cigar
>>45136379who's claude bby are you cheating on me with him you whore
>>45136386YYYOOOOOWWWW
>>45136356me and who
Turning my chaser into a mushroom and then eating him for his hallucinogenic properties
twink flag is very reddit
>>45136396ur mom
>>45136396Am i reddit. Just trying to talk about me more
>>45136396I’m the only Reddit hon here, she should back off my territory
>>45136396no don't reply to bronya pls keep talking about me
>>45136391Me & you.
>>45136375Zigger and fascist btw. A legitimate war target by Ukrainian drones
>>45136407Not true
>>45136408lmao
>>45136393theres a website for that
there’s this street i walk through and every time i see dead animals and it makes me really sad
>>45136413Yes it is. You also send me messages about loving my hairy bara boobs, all the time.
>>45136408True but I can fix her so let’s spare that one and give her to me. If she’s gonna be drone fodder anyway you know
>>45136399you're more tumblresque imo
cooking and eating my chaser for no reason
>>45136422I’m willing to bet 60% of the chasers here wouldn’t complain if I shrunk and ate them
>>45136432Best meat's in the rump.
am i sharty. am i soi. am i cobson. please tell me that i'm sharty i'm trying hard
>>45136384every Claude query consumes the equivalent of a year's worth of pistachio farming water
>>45136432maybe not the cooking but for the eating - pretty huge and dedicated website for that
>>45136426i do love your hairy bara boobs in fairness>>45136430people tell me this frequently and im quite troubled by it i have never used tumblr at all. i think it's osmosis a lot of my friends met via tumblr so i must have just taken on their affect. not very glamourous
It's funny, that post earlier that the tranny posted of herself, the only reply left is extremely negative, yet it's technically a rate, the other posts that weren't rates, were deleted simply for being decent.Some posters seem exempt from this, I wonder what the janny is trying to tell us, should this place just be worse overall for no reason? I think that's a good idea.
>>45136445did you know pistachios explode sometimes
Why is the shitpost retard virgin site becoming popular with the youth all of the sudden
>>45136458it is not a negative thing ! !
>>45136438whenthe “you like my ass” turns into “you ARE the ass” feels euphoric. couldnt be me
>>45136458>i do love your hairy bara boobs in fairnessSee, I told you.
TUMBLR IS GLAMOROUS
>>45136467I always catch a 3 day whenever I comment that a girl is cute here idk why the janny wants me to suffer so much
>>45136471im just troubled by giving an initial impression that's so divorced from my actual experience! i'm proud of the life i've lived it makes me a little sad to have the appearance of a different one. but maybe i'm just being too sentimental
>>45136473I once dated a guy who had this kink and I remember just being fascinated by it. I didn’t have it, but I’d like hunt down the erotica and stuff because I was mesmerised by how out of my frame of reference it was
>>45136470entire internet ragdolls and shittalks the youth. “oy vey, why they become righty” and go on premier righty website.
Bought some long johns because it's so cold but my penis keeps popping out of them
>>45136438As long as you don’t chew me and swallow me whole
>>45136468that's awesome
>>45136484Because they're demented, I saw posts saying they were dramafagging 2 or so threads ago, it's funny I imagine the average /tttt/ janny gets upset about the idea of chuds right, but I feel that if your ruleset is >if the poster is cute enough and are trying to appeal to moids, I'm nuking themyou're probably a chud in the classic definition.
pichu
>>45136496you have to tuck
>>45136493instagram and twitter are the premier righty websites desu, 4chan is tame in comparison it's just the anime loser site
chupi
>>45136503biggest attention whore ever istg
>>45136489its vore. dont even have to look far. mfw “vore fetish site” and its there. the portal
>>45136520the portal
I know the janny hates me personally because a while back I was off trip on a different device on a different network and posted a litterbox here and somehow my trip and home network still got a three day ban
i never get banned for posting pics desu the jannies just don't care
>>45136470Do you mean 4chan?
what noise does a horses make
>>45136530for example: "neigh" and "bllblblblbl" and "eekekekkekekekk"
Toopypush
>>45136526based janny
>>45136527I’ve been banned so many times for it, so I post pictures much more rarely>>45136530Neigh
>>45136529Sharty site seems to be pushing influenceBut it's funny how they're basically both described the same, it's just you'll find some genuine people here and I really doubt you will over there
>>45136520Nah, the ex was into an even more niche form where people literally become body parts or something. Or maybe I’m just normie but it felt obscure
>>45136519hi sorry
I unironically believe that Wulfim is the janny
>>45136535actually, its “It needs to be about 20% cooler”
>>45136552Nah, it’s Pichu
>>45136502I wish they would stop
whats weird to me is thatsome posters posts clothed pic = finesame posters post slightly lewd pic = fineother posters post the most conservative picture you've ever seen = baneveryone that replies = banwhat the fuck's that about
>>45136535vocaroo?>>45136543ive heard of this
boymoding 2day
>>45136545Sharty's raison d'être is shitposting4chan will always have a niche as long as it doesn't impose a registration system.
I got a gf who is a real woman who pretended to a femboy (she said she didn't feel comfortable to say she's a girl because it'd change how people treat her or smth). What do I do now?
>>45136554i just got banned this weekend
>>45136557I wish they would set themselves on fire and livestream it.
This is for real the sound that horses make https://voca.ro/1mEaGMDjcKLB
>>45136567>I got a gf who is a real woman who pretended to a femboy
>>45136570Why haven’t you filtered me yet?
>>45136539Imagine gargling atrophied trannyjanny gock this hard, who are you? Wulfim?
>>45136567so just a boymoder?
>>45136575i did, im just testing something with a eui-styled discord bot
>>45136582That’s good, hope you finish testing it soon
I thought it was fucked when the janny started apparently getting involved with the borderline prehistoric maiq dramaI dont like it when they post its giving cop saying slurs and rape jokes with their body cam on
https://files.catbox.moe/b5tjn7.jpg>AMAB non-binary on HRT, semi-suppressed testosterone.
>>45136487i think u are. its just the way you type and joke around
>>45136553oh!!! this is from the forbidden show. i know this
janny only ever banned me for saying that the police shouldn’t rape kids so the janny is pro child rape. don’t know if that helps narrow it down any
>>45136559https://voca.ro/18FNrQhqPD5X
am i really reddit
Closet, apologize to pichu
bf who barely fits in the shower with me
>>45136582AGP.
>>45136622That's me.
>>45136600i will cherish it regardless. thank you for experiencing me>>45136605sweating
bf who barely fits in a shower
>>45136622You can lay on top of me in the bathtub but only your arms and legs will be in the water because my belly sticks way out
>>45136605They're also pro bnwo unironically
bf who fits in the shower and also my bed and my car and through doorways
One time a janny outright told me they were gonna ban me after I posted an outfit in an outfit thread, because they were envious of me. So we know they’re envious of twinkhons>>45136572Also this was such a funny vocaroo and every should listen to me doing a horse noise bc it’s highly realistic and is the only party trick I rly have
i could see bronya being a janny nglnot saying she's the one that hounds the thread rnbut i could just see it
I want to meet a cute skinny mtf gf and make her chubby, happier and treat her like my angel.
Did you know they make fat-people shower curtain rods that curve way out so you have enough room
>>45136627I'm in love with you
>>45136644>and through doorwaysThere are some doorways I need to tilt a bit sideways to go through.
FORGIVE ME MAMA
>>45136662i drive a compact car :(
showers are barbaric, get a bathtub brokie
If god loved me he would give me the waist slimming diarrhea I deserve>>45136668I drive a gen 2 prius
>>45136668Oh god, we're taking my suv.
>>45136670baths are a bit gross to me ngl
I've always put mustard and ketchup on my hot dogs but apparently this is weird.
>>45136678no?
i still cringe all the time frequently about old memories I have. I remember one time when i was like 18 I was at a graduation party and one of my really good friends dad was there and we were talking and I knew he was an immigrant but I said something about india because I just assumed that he was indian and he got pretty offended and said he was arab and from dubai, and I felt and still feel really embarrased bcuz of how ignorant I was about the world and my friend
>>45136650LOL I didnt knownthise were for fat people, kinda hilarious
>>45136675oh no… you’ll have to drive me everywhere…
>>45136616fuck, listening to this is making me randy...
who else hot and talkingI feel like a cool mom today
>>45136591>apparently getting involved with the borderline prehistoric maiq dramaApparently the reasoning is>the problem is that maiq patrolled mtfg for years while constantly claiming he was not a chaserAgain, idk what this has to do with us
>>45136693Whos randy
>>45136676I shower before and after a bath, they're for relaxing not cleaning
>>45136694i want to beat you up and make you cry and disfigure your face
>>45136678Literally normal?
>>45136714gross
i always put farts and piss on my hot dogs but apparently thats super common
>>45136676bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. bad sissy. die die diediedie die
Installing his and hers quality rain showers next to each other in the bath as a surprise but she gets mad and tells me I just don't get it
>>45136678Nah you gotta get it from home depot cover it in raw onion and then hit it with mustard n ketchup
>>45136722im sorry please dont hit me or i will cry
>>45136722not dada ._. go away
this is taking me out for some reason. I suppose they would aye
>>45136734>Nah you gotta get it from home depotAmericans are so funny
>>45136746i'm dada
I need to visit the UK and try the greggs sausage roll.
greggs ad: try our greggs sausage roll, from greggs
my bf said he doesn’t see me as a person let alone a woman
>>45136760Finally marketing that caters to me!
my friend told me that I need to stop overthinking things and take more risks and so far it has only yielded negative results
>>45136759it really is quite good i want to go get one now. they have the festive bake now too
>>45136731>rain showersHate theseI don't want my head in the shower spray the whole damn time
>>45136759We overhype it, it’s a 6/10 sausage roll
>devastated by the great victory for the people in the one country on earth I hate most. i don't know how to feelwhat'd bronya mean? she hates Brazilians?
>>45136777Maniac.
>>45136778trvke but i'm weird and prefer the cold shitty ones you get in a meal deali just think the meat tastes kinda better, more peppery
Wait omg can you see my eye mole there. I think it's my prettiest feature look how pretty my eye mole is. i have one below one above and one on the inner corner it's like a constellation...although i thought it was why i'm so lucky and i looked it up and the saying is "those with moles along the path tears fall are destined to know sorrow all their life" which sucks LMFAO
pichu apologise to pichu
bf who knows my name
>>45136779Got zapped by the live electrical wire in a Brazilian showerhead once
>>45136790burn it off
>>45136779no not at all i love brazilians i was talking about the pig rapists of the balkans who also had a very similar win
>>45136795Alice?
me the second i say one word in a meeting with my boss: "i-"boss: "ok ok ok"
Who should I apologize to?
>>45136792Crux of therapy
https://voca.ro/1iIzfHi9reNt
>>45136786Yeah in a pinch I love a Greggs sausage roll. But I sometimes feel awkward when I see Americans be like ‘wow, the Greggs sausage roll must be the peak of British culinary’
>>45136801No its pretty!
>>45136796to be fair, her head is quite long >>45136803im sure the pig rapists are actually just regular people
>>45136809Commie anon for not committing and flaunting cis girls
>>45136805that’s not my name
>>45136792i say this to her every day
>>45136809apologize to janny she's crying now because of you :(
Brits, what IS the peak of british culinary?
bf who knows who i am
Everything is real and heteroMy life is a somethingburgerI am like thisWhen will it begin?
>>45136796Those electric water heaters are so sketchy
making the janny rim me post shit
>>45136836(From a half decent restaurant)>Toad in the hole>Full English breakfast >Rhubarb crumble Those are some favourites off the top of my head
>>45136696because you guys defend maiqs actions wholesale
>>45136851Xhe might do it if you're a sort of blobby transbian desu
>>45136836Honestly i haven't eaten it yet but i watched a friend eat a pie and mash with liquor and it did look really fuckin good. there's many delicious things here it's okay if outsiders don't understand. hmm am i allowed to answer scottish things? cause if so it's the macaroni pie for me forever. it's terribly embarrassing but i do really like a crumpet if you can stomach an unreasonable quantity of butter they're very popular with tourists it's the thing people try and immediately buy 300 of to put in their suitcase and freeze. or maybe haggis nachos can my answer be haggis nachos
>>45136683
I'm gonna go get fast food for lunch, what should I get
alright! who's the troll posting ai sissy pictures of me on /b/? Seriously, the joke is overdone and I never post here anymore. leave me alone please
>>45136854Are you going to get stuck in another loop for hours on end?
>>45136852toad in the hole super slept on. yorkshire pudding in general very delicious even when it's bad it's still pretty good. but when its good its so good>>45136868Greggs sausage roll
>>45136868arby’s
>>45136868get pizza and share it with me
>>45136852>The sausage roll isn't the pinnacle of british culinary! It's actually toad in the hole and full english!>Looks inside of toad in the hole and full english>It's sausages and bread
Help me autumn she's doing it again help me
>>45136878depends on whether or not my boss reviews my work today
>>45136829I apologize for flaunting cis girlsCommie anon is elusive
>>45136880I have a second stomach for Yorkshire pudding >>45136888>there’s better types of food then just a cheese and tomato sandwich, like a pizza!>look inside >cheese and tomato on bread
>>45136836Haddock and chipsFull Scottish breakfastShepherd's pie>>45136865I really really want to try that green shit they splatter all over it
Kek the wikipedia article on English cuisine has a frontliner picture that is taken in USA.
i went to the store and forgot to get the one thing i meant to get
>>45136891what wrong
would you date a girl who is a ghost. like she's a little spooky and she can walk through walls
>>45136933Hashtag relatable.
>>45136892There's a daddy janny, essentially? That's hot, I hope he looks like maiq... dreamy.
is the frontline picture for the woman wikipedia article still that asian tranny
>>45136920it's just a parsley sauce! apparently they traditionally make it with the brine from the jellied eels but since those don't really appeal to modern tastes and they dont sell very many of them anymore a lot of places have stopped since it makes it easier to offer vegan options too. but its like how fancy restaurants will put anchovies in tomato sauces to add body and salt. i dont rly like that stuff tho im rly sensitive to fishy flavours so even if its subtle to others i can pick it out right away>>45136935Chinesestu is inviting me again and im scared make her stop please tell her to stop it ill cry
>>45136939In some ways I already am
https://voca.ro/17wqDwHY8vW8
>>45136946if you join there’s a video of a big fat seal rolling around in leaves so just be aware of that
>>45136939is she having fun with the ghost stuff or is she one of those types that just cries and cries all the time
>>45136924Yookay is completely Americanized so it fits.
>>45136954ITS NOT APPROPRIATE
>>45136941
I feel like even a pizza is sausage and bread to a degreeA lot of foods are just, meat and bread.
bf who goes berry picking with me
Chippy chips.
>>45136969dada
>>45136971have you heard of blue goo. it's a traditional dish in the UK apparently everyones eating it
>>45136972What kind this time?
>>45136946I bet its so fucking good, I'd try a jellied eel desu, i feel like the texture is the only hurdle due to mouth autism. Idk meat should be fibrous not gummy.For me thats cheese, people look at me like im an alien for that, im sorry but the 1 microgram of shredded cheese in that taco bell chicken burrito made the whole thing taste like an unwashed ballbag.
>>45136990blueberries!!
cpбијa јe кocoвo
>>45136969Janny, are you okay?So, Janny, are you okay?Are you okay, Janny?
>>45136956she's not too sad but she does want her life back. also she walks through walls so you don't have to pay for two seats
>>45137001Good evening penizens of Transriel! Tis I maiq the liar. I'm sorry but I'm a heterosexual man...send those zesty soles n poles to my burner email account so i can make sure no one in my real life suspects I'm strictly dickly.
>>45136972Oh god daddy is going to take a lil break under this tree, his back gave away again.
>>45136998no i totally get that cheese autism has claimed many chasergenners for sure. i am glad to be able to eat most types of cheese it seems inconvenient. but i wish i could eat seafood im rly trying to work on it>>45137002she seems hard to buy gifts for... i would have to work hard to think of what she would like
>>45136986That hentai goo is like £95 no one is buying that without prior payment this is worse than kool aid pineapple at least that was affordable
A BPD cis woman I know is literally 10 time worse than any BPD trans woman I've ever met. This person is horrible. Her personality is so bad that I've literally lost all attraction to her.
>>45136986i want that blue goo
>>45137017And yes, she's diagnosed BPD.
>>45137017what's so bad about her
>>45136969why do you care about this more than 2 years later?also is this a janny? thatd be so fucking funny
>>45137030Oh because maiq was here last week
why is it a maiq episode again... why cant we talk about me...
>>45137037so did your walls tell you this or is it janny stuff? why are we treating some dl bottom like some egregore
fuck marry killmaiqrachhitler
>>45137029She cheated on her ex husband, she's insane, she attaches to literally anyone (most recently me), she's vulgar, she glorifies drugs, she's mean to people she can't benefit from.
>>45137043british.
>>45137043Not trolling, have you ever had a deep fried mars bar?
fishtank bnwo maiq hairflap fingerprint salt poop spongebob
>>45137051shes literally me
>>45137037Says who? I doubt he's still around. At this point you mtfg doxxer freaks are worse than that fat bald DL unc
>>45137043can you make it clap
>>45137051Why do you even associate with that.
>>45136999Those are my second favorite berries
>>45137048Because he spent years denying he was a chaser and claimed he was a nice guy just making friends to get close to trannies
>>45137050kill hitler fuck rach marry maiq
>>45137075what are your first?
>>45137050Marry Rach and MaiqFuck Hitler and MaiqGet Fucked by hitler and rach
>>45137051>She cheated on her ex husband>she's insane>she's vulgar>she glorifies drugsqveen
>>45137089gaslight gatekeep girlboss
>>45137076but this is cg not mtfgdont you have some nudes to kvetch about asexual anon?
>>45137051Accept for the cheating and cis thing she sounds perfect
my knee is hurting again :/ think I tore my meniscus
>>45137083Wild black berries that you can pick in the woods by my house in the summer
>>45137131woah that sounds so nice.... i wish i had wild berries near me
>>45137102maybe dont play mind games with people and this won't happen
i should kms
>>45137074Mostly by accident
Idk how you can have a job and glorify drugs, drugs feel terrible now
>>45137147this is mtfg drama though so take it there
Tranner gf who picks wild berries and mushrooms and we make preserves, jams and dried mushrooms etc.
>>45137190i want to build an auto petter and get some rabbits and cows
>>45137187unfortunately it crossed over into here when maiq got for harassing people and he sneakily changed names
i saw a really cute succulent nursery earlier and now i really want one
>>45137102why am i being talked about
i feel like I've been exposed to a lot of mental illness here recently, more than usual
Tranner gf that sits around all day playing GTA 6 and I bring her snacks home from work and get her nice and chubby
>>45137222if my bf tried to make me fat he’d come home to my chubby corpse hanging from the door frame
>>45137203the unfortunate thing is you sticking around over some cross-threading bibisi posting dl fagjust chase or troon out ill take video game chat over this
>>45137222Cuckhold mindset, getting her snacks and going to work while she gets fucked by some dude as Lucia.
>>45137190bf & I picked some chicken of the woods we found & cooked it up to have with dinner when he was here. we were both fine but my dad got sick & vomited lol
>>45137230Must be a sturdy doorframe
>>45137230why do you want to make me fat
>>45137078I knew you wanted to fuck me lol
>>45136966you have to join
>>45137236yeah>>45137237i don’t. i want to be normal size
My gripe with maiq is that you can't footfag anymore without looking like him, samething happened with celeste, how about you let me have something for once? Why am I deprived?
>>45137002Will she still love me when I'm a ghost too?
>>45137050fuck maiq (give him religious guilt for the rest of his daysmarry rach (divorce him for bank clerk alimony)kill Hitler (it wasn't right what he did to all them jews)
>>45137050fuck hitler, marry maiq, kill rach and it’s not even close
Lets All Marry Maiq
Marry MaiqFuck RachKill Hitler
I chose taco bell but I considered Arby's Cold medicine secured as well
I'm sorry I can't impregnate you, tranner...
>>45137262he’s a charming fellow. we could play board games together and paint minis too
fmk Rick Maiq Bee
>>45137246RealEthel Cain's feet, bro
i bet maiq is an attentive and passionate lover
>>45137268my two favorite places beef and cheddar
>>45137057I reject that label>>45137058Actually no even though i've had many opportunities they do look quite good though>>45137073my belly against my fupa yes>>45137242NO people will think i am a rude personw ho cannot read the room
>>45137269try harder
>>45137272fuck Rick (he's hot)marry Maiq (he's rich)kill Bee
>>45137269KEEP TRYING DAMN IT!!!
Gonna reward myself with this if I've been good all week.
mfw
>>45137269i forgive you...i forgive you
>>45137272Fuck BeeMarry MaiqKill Rick through fucking.
CANT EVEN POST THE RIGHT IMAGE SIZE FUCK MY FUKCING LIEFO IOA FIU SAGA IAOIPERJIOP AEOIHFPHAISUED HPOIwehipopaeg
>>45137290Arbys beef and cheese!
>>45137231I'm already trans ???
>>45137280people dont like you anyway
>>45137301No i like it its beautiful at this size too... do you like kullervo
>>45137272Even as a chaser this shit is tough>>45137275You're a good poster, good taste. It's fucked though I feel like foot faggotry is normie now, how is that the one thing that makes you either a DL cocksucking unc or a french(?) repper?
should i get taco bell for dinner or be good and go to the grocery store and get stuff to make dinner
This thread is painting me.
I want to have a guy friend who i know wants to fuck me but I just ignore his feelings and lead him on and get a bf and he keeps waiting for his chance.
painting my chaser
i feel like the girl panda from the first wikipedia "did you know" fact of today
>>45134785This is just the would you press the button questionWe've already been through this in popular culture
>>45137336lets try ass to mouth
>>4513733133 year old chaser bf.
do i have cute feethttps://files.catbox.moe/wtgy4b.jpeg
>>45137336You should paint me green so I can be shrek for halloween
>>45137309thats not true everybody loves me
>>45137356No, sorry.
pantsing my chasers
>>45137372fair
>>45137375It's cold you're not trying to see what's happening down there
>>45137341er shun or her companion? i feel like her companion
>>45137341I feel like Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong
>>45137366yeah. i only said that bc i was cross
>>45137387Dont tell me what im trying to see bitch
im so ugly
>>45137406No
>>45137399Why are you cross
>>45137400Don't bitch to me then, if this is such a problem then warm it up, idiot
Good night, I love you.
>>45137388er shun >>45137395why is that
>>45137412you're the one who brought it up! who said its a problem
>>45137417Good night dawg
>>45137408am too
https://voca.ro/1dwPjU2U7O7A
>>45137417good night beautiful
MtF trannies be like, "Masculinity is hideous, but I need to be with a man"
>>45137425Shut up
>>45137437:(
>>45137434more men should be like Rach, femenine but still clearly a man.
ill never get to have sex
>>45137420I don't believe female lies. But actually its so bad I'm suffering in these thin ass work trousers, I'm recoiling in the work toilets, so grey
>>45137366what if im a traditional chaser and i 'just' want sex but you're on a different continent? clearly me being nice to you was an attempt to get into your pants and everything was a lie. checkmate.
bf who beats me with a stick for being ugly
I feel like Mac from SSX Tricky
>>45137459???
Male loneliness epidemic isnt real. Any number of "incels" could find companionship in male or trans partners, but theyre unwilling. t.fujo
>>45137477by stick, you mean my penis, of course.
another underrated british, by which we mean english, cuisine is chicken soup with dumplings. these days the really thick like beef gravy with dumplings is more popular but it was always chicken for me growing up so i prefer that one. making the dumplings and cooking them inside of soup is so fun. but if you say soup dumpling people think xiaolongbao which are probably just objectively better but i like both>>45137450you gotta get long johns!!! everyone's wearing long johns this winter. invest in long johns
>>45137492can you please kill yourself. you make me upset
Furthermore sexuality isnt real its just a vague set of PREFERENCES. Ive fucked women and been just fine. Get over yourselves and become prison gay.
>>45137492incels should be willing to settle for sub par men who are their looks match
>>45137492Okay then. Care to go out on a date with me, Winemom?
taking her on a vrchat date.
oughhhh
>>45137491my name is maiq, thanks for coming to my ted talk.
i want to have sex with maiq so bad
>>45137509If you had to fuck me, what would be your preferred position?
Maiqgen
>>45137521???
its crazy when you realize that most people only have fake probkems, so pretty much all advice is worthless for anyone with a real problem. they dont even seem to understand the concept of a real problem
>>45137526hit up every catholic choir in the state of PA
>>45137498why would i mean that
Trans folx are more avoidant than cis women
>>45137528the polite rapist who lets his victim choose how they get raped
>>45137528the answer is sideways and if winemom says any different, shes wrong
>>45137512Im dating anesthesiologist-san rn. Maybe later.>>45137507No.>>45137510Yuuuup. Exactly.>>45137548Avoiding YOU motherfucker.
>>45137559AI porting maiq into warioware
wwyd if i killed myself
i wouldn’t avoid maiq
I miss Indiagen.
>>45137559Shut up. Winemom episode now.
>>45137509>Ive fucked women and been just fineSelf-described HSTS btw.
>>45137566release your nudes if you have them so you can be immortalized
>>45137570Trip on Steve.
Gf who fakes moans while I'm rutting my 4.75" destroyer in her ass
>>45137571Classic CPTSD moment
>>45137575thx
>>45137558you make me sick. i wish i could have been a youngshit. im going to kill myself, and if i could make you watch it i would
Let's all have cptsd together
>>45137571there will be no winemom episode if none of us can chase you because you have a bf. post butt in soc or bust. transbians are the only ones that can have conversations, not chasers.
>>45137542And when they are confronted with people real problems they get upset at them
>>45137597Would you kill winemom or early June first?
im going to threaten to kms to my discord men and see who will cove save me
Stu mogs.
I haven't had an episode for like two years. I should make there be another me episode soon. gonna start brainstorming
Installing a mirror on the roof so the tranny can get off to watching herself be fucked like they all really want
>>45137616>men>not manHopefully none of them.
>>45137616
>>45137621you're going to have sex on the roof? what if it rains? what if it's windy?
>>45137603Nope. Nuh uh. Im seeing someone. :)
>>45137607yeah. they dont want to believe that someones life could be ruined through circumstances totally out of their control>>45137611who tf cares about early june>>45137617kys
>>45137552Winemom is bigger than me, how do you know she wouldn't be doing the raping?
>>45137647so you want her to top you?
>>45137647i guess thats true. it does feel like being raped when im reminded she exists
>>45137651Yea, I know she's a top, that's why I was asking her.
bf who goes to the pharmacy for me
Somebody's doing the raping
>>45137660What size pussy you got do I get the large pads or the small
>>45137647Ill do you in like a mormon boy.
>>45137651not how it works!!!
Damn babe I love your gaping vulvic maw
>>45137667i need my crazy pills babe
my family
>>45137583This is my favourite i like a guy who lets me really ham it up. Like i can do tasteful realistic if that's what you want but it's way more fun to do the full straight porn Annnyyaaauughhhhhooaaaaauuugh. im serious it's like one of the most fun things you can do i recommend do it if you are in a sufficiently isolated or soundproofed location
>>45137668What's that mean?
>>45137682mei mei
pichu did you know it’s pikmin’s 25 anniversary today
bf who gives me sun soaking
>>45137684Skog is cypriot to me i think
my life is a pussy butt award
Amab buttpussy <3
Going to the pharmacy for my troid and telling the pharmacist to give me testosterone instead of estrogen so my transer grows a thick beard and muscles.
>>45137715like i wouldn’t taste the difference
im just not really interested in love that isn't between men. How can i have love between men even now. i keep thinking about how i will mourn being a gay man for the rest of my life it's all i can think about
>non-white Canadians have more xenophobic attitudes towards non-white immigrants than whites do
You're my pussy butt bitch
I should ask that Horse person what riding a horse is like. Im always so suprised to see horses unafraid and willing to charge directly into a horde of people. Id expect horses to be better at hit and run instead.
>>45137724I'll sprinkle testosterone into your Monster energy can when you're not looking.
>>45137728yeah marx spoke of this
>>45137312yea hes me if i had magic powers and a tragic backstory
>>45137434you get it
>>45137747i think you have both these things already
>>45137736like bags of sand
Stealing my tranner's butt plug for squat day
>>45137735Love that Marina song
Chat geepity, is it okay to be fat gay and autistic and love trannies?
>>45137758LMAO
>>45137762No nigga.
>>45137727You don't want that bro. You want to be one of the it girls in a polycule.
>>45137736its like bags of sand
>>45137776my tummy looks like the girl with the dog collars
>>45137776I'm already beyoncé why would i need destiny's childneed that fit on the left though i wonder where it's from. i say that like it's not head to toe free people
>>45137751Bags of sand? Interesting.. Thats a good idea.>>45137778You too? What does a bag of sand even feel like.
if you maximize your dosage on both testosterone and estrogen, you die of a heart attack
>>45137762Me with my 24.8 BMI
>>45137776Not would Would Not would Not would
>>45137752i think we should maybe start you out on a beginner model first
>>45137762Yes, absolutely. Every person deserves acceptance, respect, and the freedom to be authentically themselves without judgment.Who you are, how you identify, your physical body, and the people or communities you appreciate and care about are all valid aspects of your human experience.
>>45137789my bmi is 25
>>45137794Will I die alone, ChaserGPT?
>>45137784u ever fuck a pussy. its like that
>>45137781It looks like that raw biscuit dough in the tube when you open the can sideways lol>>45137783Haven't you met any trannies in London yet bonfa? You have to have seen some by now.
>>45137798what about bussy or trussy (with and without srs)
diy srs by pouring all the ingredients for apple pie in my butthole
>>45137798I have 0 knowledge on such a concept. But I'm talking riding a horse like with a saddle, on top of the horse. Like those Equestrians.
>>45137792You would and it's ok. The illusion of lovable trannies is over.
>>45137796Hello 25bminona. I'm the former 25BMIanon and my BMI is 24.8 now
>>45137812How many inches can you fit inside of your toiletpussy
Gf who bakes pies and cookies and brownies and makes me fat
>>45137820oh let me recalc to be more accurate like you brb
>>45137813Who the fuck is loving trannies that was a list of fuckable ones
>>45137803ive seen one or two but i havent even met up with the ones i knew prior. im not all that social these days theres events to meet up but i think i'll give them a miss unless i suddenly get miserably lonely or something embarrassing like that
>>45137492based>>45137750my back story is basically that meme where on the left side the kid is like happy and looks like he plays roblox or some shit and the right side the kid is like older and hes all angry and wearing all black and its all stormy but hes still a fat little chud
>>45137825Wulfim what video games are you currently playing
idk if I could date a gym guy with a strict diet
>>45137699i had no idea! happy birthday pimento!
>>45137842Shut up babe it's chicken and rice for dinner eat it or starve
>>45137820>>45137829it’s so fucking over
It's butterfly season here, they're flopping around everywhere
>>45137832I guess I was lonely and naive enough at one time to think it was possible, but it's not. Shame on me ok.
>>45137847:( i want pasta
>>45137822well I know for sure 7.5 inches length. 5 inch girth. But thats all I really have available I dont masturbate that way very often, just too much preparation and not nearly enough free time for such an activity.
>>45137849I hope you got chubbier
>>45137835There's so many trannies in the south though, at least a dozen alone that post on tttt. You could have a gf within the month if you wanted.
@chatgpt 不是,明明我这么可爱又迷人,怎么都没人理我啊? 难道是嫉妒我的美貌,还是被我那八百个粉丝吓到了? 按理说他们不应该排着队夸我,然后乖乖给我买冰沙和炸糕吗?
>>45137838You weren't smiling in any of your pre trans pics I've seen. You looked pretty much emotionally numb.
>>45137862what would i want that for? my life is already enough of a headache without some bitch whining that i take too long to text her back
>>45137868i was happy before like september of 2009
>>45137854Thank you for the in depth reply. Do you have enough jiggle to twerk yet?
>>45137862>at least a dozen alone that post on ttttThey're all insane
>>45137838LMAO i think thats beautiful too
>>45137872Chad reply
>>45137874I won't ask what happened then.
>>4513785826.5 Dx
>>45137880When you're a woman you can just talk about the people you date like that and get away with it it rules. there are few perks to crossdressing but that's certainly one of them. I don't know why people think im evangelising lesbianism i find women very annoying i really wouldn't recommend it at all
>>45137878Salt was the best one hands down, small girl, nice ass, friendly as heck, perky, but also 100% transbian lol
>>45137882They hit the towers
saw limmy down the pub tonight
>>45137886Hot
>>45137893wrong!!!!!
>>45137892Oy briv wots ol limmy upto these days?
>>45137891Couldn't have happened in london they wouldn't have been able to get the plane through the ULEZ
>>45136749screaming imagining a couple of wee biddies going “ye ken who dis a gid sausage roll? greggs”
>>45137899I'm never wrong
>>45137892That's fucking awesome.
>>45137850
>>45137907my friend said this and i think its the funniest thing i've ever heard im sorry for stealing it all credit goes to your friend and mine exene who is annoyingly still funnier than me
>>45137907Is that last part meant to be subliminal sissy hypnosis or something
>>45137888It's based watching you become hsts bronya. It's like the more you pass you straighter you become.
>>45137876Its easy to do prone but while standing is a lot harder. You need to take a lowered stance and then do a small hip thrust over and over again. And yeah the jiggle isnt going anywhere, Im taking notes and make sure to train legs + glutes.
>>45137921Nigga get your shit together
>>45137907bitch ur a lez stfu
do you like the way i edge or is it just a way of wasting time
>>45137909ive literally been crying laughing thinking about it. thats how i talk now i dont drink thats what happens when you get boring its so good>>45137918oh sorry this must be one of the ones that needs i18n. the ULEZ is a think they brought in a few years ago here and back home and probably other places where like. actually idk how it works. but only certain vegicles can access the center of the city and you have to like... pay a tax if you aren't in an electric car? and its really expensive. and in the center it's only buses and emergency vehicles and in some cases taxis. they've been really controversial but i think they're a good thing but i dont drive so obviously i would say that>>45137921I just ate please dont bait me im already nauseous>>45137929so true....
eui booui
i deserve to be 10 years youngeri could do it all so much better now
Zoloft makes me a champion edger
im gonna get taco bell
>>45137937
>>45137949Mei mei
>>45137945Nice I just had a luxe box and a bean burrito
>>45137903was just sitting in the pub with some twink, unsure exactly what was going on>>45137913yeah, i live pretty close to him as it goes, ive heard he frequents that pub but that was the first time i saw him there
I made ground beef, legume and vegetable slop for dinner again babe
>>45137942:(
>>45137954i don’t like beans
>>45137942Would you really want to go back to being a boy
>>45137937i’m speedrunning getting to wee auld granny status, i think that’s where im really going to shine. you should join me if you’re already talking like it, i think you’d be good at it
>>45137967That's okay
>>45137839https://voca.ro/112lWlePP0FR
>>45137969Those toes hnnnng
>>45137979WHY did she do that????
>>45137968if i castrated myself 10 years ago i would have less facial hair than i do now with several sessions of laser and electrolysis then all id need to do is get on hrt plus i could start college as an out tranny and without the psychic load of repping i would perform better, make friends, do more and land a job after graduating and my life would be better in every wayi wasted so much time being a miserable little nothing persona literal soulless huskother ppl cant even relate they think they can but they cant everyone i meet at least was letting some tiny sliver of their real self show even in the dark years, i squandered the best years of my life being literally picrel
>>45137979Big fatty rat
>>45137985you are what you eat. that is the new autumn.
>>45137998With all due respect you should have been forced onto mones at 10. You never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Your ass is one of the best girl asses I've seen.
>>45137971absolutely let's do it. it's time
>>45137890didnt she meet up with a cg dude
>>45138017I met up with a cg dude
i met up with a cg dude
>>45137998>what if i did this>what if i did thatand yeah what if? what if you were on your way to the job you would have gotten and you got hit by a bus? hm? that’s just as likely if we’re talking about what ifs. what ifs are nothing but a rod to beat yourself with, not something to spend any actual time on. who’s to say this isn’t the best possible outcome for you? you don’t know what’s coming
>>45138017I don't know. I just know she met her gf here I think, trip that went by Yogurt and salt was planning on moving to Canada to live with her.
Why wouldn't women turn to sex work when this is the reality of wagie slavie type of jobs?
bf who warms me up with a big bear hug
>>45138017the same guy declined to meet me lol
I’m gon be honest I don’t think I single nigga on planet earth is thriving rn I think every single nigga fell off
>>45136567give her the link to that diyhrt guide that had a section for ftms and congrats on bf
>>45138047What's the lore on this?
>>45138048that is because we are in the bad times, and the bad times have not made strong men yet.
>>45138022sighur right im just doom spiralling over bullshit againsorry
>>45138058we have don dada
>>45138048You've never had a single job have you lol
>>45138012sorted, i’ll meet you down the community hall tonight, i’ve been practicing the slosh all day
>>45138040she did nothing wrong
im having a really hard time staying awake
>>45138069YESSS
eui is such a plaphog
gf who's never worked a day in her life who punches a hole in the wall if I ask her to make the bed once
>>45138071I agree. I've worked in restaurants before, and some customers seem to really get off on abusing wait staff.
>>45138065I talked about having a job yesterday
>>45138058i am strong. what is your excuse?
>>45138082Code from home
learn to code chud
you cant even tell people to learn to code anymore those jobs are gone
>>45138083you are a woman, that is why you are strong. false equivalence.
ginger anon is such a rideable ramswine
learn to plumb chud
>>45138095Microsoft is firing 60k people
>>45138097well.... yes!
I have met every single one of you
can someone make a new one? can it be zombie themed?
>>45138102in each moment there is such an unbearable amount of fresh human suffering that i do not understand how anyone is not crushed by the weight of it. on a certain level you have to just abstract or compartmentalise it or you will go insane
>>45138109wrong! gas leak
>>45138056no lore unfortunately, i was enjoying talking to him and i think he’s kinda lost interest, im going to visit some friends and ill be near him so i offered to go visit and he blew me off. don’t want to give away too much bc unlike the other men ive posted about here i dont think he’s necessarily done anything wrong to me>>45138061no need to apologise chicken, it’s very difficult not to get caught up in those thoughts, just need to try and slow yourself down and not let it run away from you
>>45138124It's only going to get worse so better buckle up
>>45138136what is there to do but wait patiently
>>45138140imagine the braps
new >>45138144new >>45138144
>>45138146Thrive as an individual
>>45138140AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>45138153what good does that do anyone!
>>45138092im hsts tho
