for faggots who want to worship self made menqott: what is your favourite thing about trans men, or about being a trans man?
>>45189826>QOTTtdickalso other things, hard to decidehave been stalking the pooner posts recently and havent got the comparison with tardigrades off my mind
>>45190082what do you mean by tardigrades?
>>45190104i thought i was fucking hallucinating for a minute there but i found the post in the last ftmgen>>45166767
>>45190279WAIT I SEE IT NOW.they're still hot as fuck though
do tiny tdicks still get love
>>45189826>What the fuck you be sucking on? [sic]Why do American white people talk like that?
>>45190322god, yes. how tiny we talking, though?also very malebrained to be concerned with the size of your cock
>>45190336it's bigger than a regular clit obviously but it's smaller than most I've seen online. it does grow though, like an erection, but I'd say it gets wider than it gets longer...
>>45190322Are you not on T or did you just get unlucky?
>>45190307I'm going to start getting horny at fucking microscopic arthropods now thanks to this board.
>>45189826>>45189826i like poring over a guy's body and pointing out where new hair has grown. body hair is just so hot to me
>>45190329i hate americans and its not an american thing stop smoking weed
A really good looking ftm just messaged me on Grindr. He’s much younger than me which is hot. Can anyone give me a complete guide on how to chat/text them for a one night stand?
>>45190370I will worship it and compliment your size if you show me proof
>>45190409>its not an american thing stop smoking weedGo ahead, ask me how I know you're American.
>>45190329wiggers are pretty common nowadays
niggers invented colloquialisms
>>45189826>qottThe way trans men change their bodies by completely reshaping it into getting manlier, while going against society, is by itself manlySo ceteris paribus I would pick a trans man over a cis man, because the former put on more efforts and that makes him manlierMost trans women say they don't want a trans boyfriend because of sex & height, but I would rather not have sex at all in a relationship + I'm small enough not to care much
>>45190322>>45190370Post click
>>451904121. he's a dude. treat him like a guy. give him the attention you'd give a guy.2. make him FEEL like you're into him because he's a handsome guy. Don't let him wonder if you're only into him because he's trans.3. compliment the things about him that are masculine, use terms like "handsome" or "charming", instead of beautiful or cute (these aren't gendered but if you use them exclusively it is a red flag)4. be a real human, talk about hobbies and interests; ask him about his, focus on him (let him talk as much as possible, and ask relevant follow up questions). don't jump straight to sex talk -- and when you DO, make sure to do the same thing! follow up questions, let him talk! 5. ask him if he's up for grabbing a drink and "see where it goes", or if he is clearly down bad, ask him if he wants to hang out at your place and have a couple drinks.6. ???7. profit.
>>45190375been on T for almost 3 years and my levels are too high. just unlucky
>>45190412send him a blurry image of your unwashed sweaty crack and hole with no context
>>45190435>So ceteris paribus I would pick a trans man over a cis man, because the former put on more efforts and that makes him manlierthis is genuinely so fucking true
>>45190499I bet you're way bigger than you think. Add me on disc, hohohomosexual if you want someone who will worship your cock
IME chasers can be any two (or fewer) of>cis male (genuinely, not repping)>attractive>into bottomingbut never all three. Attractive man? He's just chasing tomboys and would've already lost interest in me a decade ago. He's into bottoming? He's a Nurglish pile of flesh who wants to make his weird humiliation fetish everyone else's problem. The only chasers I've seen who want me to top them and aren't physically and spiritually revolting are women, but I don't like those.I'd go T4T but I've been preemptively cucked out of all the cute bottom gaydens in my area.It's a sad life for me...
>>45190743does it count as into bottoming if I'm a switch/vers?
>>45190329It could be an African American as a dogman furry
>>451904711 and 3 are incompatible. I will call a huge hairy guy “cute”. ftms don’t wanna be treated as cis men. Stop coping.>talk about hobbiesNigga this is Grindr. Just share some nudes and pick a date and calm his tits till the date so he doesn’t flake
>>45190760I'd be fine with that, it's just the usual combination of a lifelong lack of interest in vaginal penetration + additional vaginal atrophy from HRT that makes PIV a hard no (many such cases)
>>45190743>preemptively cucked out of all the cute bottom gaydens in my areaI hate that shit they're always in relationships and it leaves only the unfortunate looking guys left
You could also have buttsex, like a normal gayboy
>>45191205I like an ftm anal princess
>>45191227What does that mean?
>>45191254A trans guy that loves anal. Often very kinky
>>45190930I have way more success when I chat about hobbies than when I jump straight into sharing nudes but you do you, depends on context obviously.
>>45191205I'm fine doing it sometimes. It doesn't feel bad. But it doesn't feel that good either. I'm just wired to top.I guess a side would be as good as bottom or vers. Frotting is underrated. Even hotdogging, which is also Greekpilled as a bonus.
hi i like trans meni can't date and would never do something like chase, but who wants to imagine st4t with me?
>>45191197>mfw I'm one of the unfortunate looking ones
>>45191530I bet you're extremely handsome, dude. don't talk yourself down.
is mike here?
>>45189826is there any hope for short masculine trans men
>>45191577 you're exactly my type, so yes.
>>45190743>Attractive man? He's just chasing tomboysAnd femboys. If you take dutasteride and stay hairless, stay lean (packing on muscle is great, you just can't be fat) it's all good. Clit growth is fine. Top surgery giving you a flat chest is hot paired with a fat ass.
>>45191577what if i'm sorta flabby but not disgustingly so and still retain decent muscle. also my belly is hairy
miss my ftm bf. It's so hard finding someone who likes ugly fat guys that look like John candy
>>45191588i am literally drooling.please show me your hairy tummymy disc is >>45190581
Hi guys
>>45191682Fuck you ugly fat piece of shit.
>>45191588Body hair has to go. You can have light pubes like 3mm, preferably shaved clean. What is your BMI.
>>45189826I'm not a faggot.a FTM that's on the level of men (appearance, height, bearing) is maybe alluring for me because that's a very self-sculpted masculinity there. I'd be always deeply uncomfortable with what's going on between the legs, but I know I'd respond well to a genuine masculine and kind (to me at least) demeanour.men haven't been exactly what I was hoping for. a FTM that aligns with my expectations might work. however, would it ever work since I'm already like a "pillow princess" and want nothing to do with cleft? could an FTM handle that I'm aware it isn't biological malehood? who can say.
>>45191682hot
>>45191767>I'm not a faggot>vaginas make my deeply uncomfortable>men aren't meeting my expectations>"pillow princess"What the fuck are you
>>45191886I'm a straight woman. I like prick. I thought men would be more gentlemanly yet masculine. the end.
As a cism bi switch I gotta say- FTMs are the best thing ever.If the BF and I ever break up I'm going to have a hell of a time, because they're near impossible to find on dating apps and nobody's trying to start up a long term relationship on grindr.
>>45191902Ah, usually the "I'm not a faggot" line is coming from deeply confused guys so it threw me for a loop
>>45191914the thread OP opens with "for faggots," so that's why I typed that.
>>45191921>implying I have ever read an OP or can read in the first place
>>45191926based.
>>45190824An American Black person wouldn't use "be" in this situation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitual_be
>>45191767ftm tops are a huge thing. desu they're often better at it than cis guys because they try harder. plus you get to choose your own size, shape, and color.
>>45191767>>45191902trans guys have a different thing between the legs than you do. it's honestly kind of hot how much it changes in shape and even smell. as a gay man, I am not into cis vaginas, but tdicks are so fucking hot to me.
>>45191719>body hair has to godo you send back food at a restaurant for tasting "too good"?
>>45191598you have good taste>>45191719i'm not talking to you, i have a feeling you're the faggot who told me to shave my cunt in ftmg yesterday
>>45192144hairy tboy tummy i would die for youthe only time cunt looks good shaved is when the man is extremely hairy everywhere else so the body hair AND the tdick stand out more...
>>45190516It would be if any ftms were manly at all maybe lol
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>>45192174My post wasn't a question
>>45192144>told me to shave my cuntSure was. It's disgusting. But you're also fat and sloppy, so that needs to be fixed as well.
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>>45192179They/them are upset because "ftms are totally heccin masc dood!"
>>45192198Yeah it's interesting bc her responses to me are also very feminine in characterI guess cisms can be heckin feminine too thoughever :)
>>45192208Cringe.
>>45192208
god i need a trans boyfriend to fuck raw every night before we cuddle to sleep
>>45192161ooh never considered that..>>45192181nothing to fix, there's plenty of fish in the sea for you to prey on you pedo
>>45192287you can't just boast about your hairy tummy and hole and not share it with the class anon!
are ftm femboys #valid?
love trans ment. trans woman.
>>45192238I highly recommend it
>>45192326As long as he lets me hit yes
Do pooners like to have their bonus hole ate?
>>45192168A lot of trans men are definitely manly. But regardless I said>ceteris paribusSo if a cis man was manlier than the trans man in all other aspects then I would pick the cis man, that's all(I'm just saying this as an hypothesis, I'm already taken so I'm not looking for men)
btw by "manlier" it does NOT simply mean more muscular / taller etc
>>45191990I would and I'm an American black person so idk about that
