last >>45187145sexy trucker dads edition
>>45184773>Sorry Marina I can't think of anything else to say in response to your post. But I did read it.That's okay, I appreciate your response regardless. :)>You know in chasergen I do video requests occasionally. If you have any other videos you want turned into a 4chan mp4 then let me know? I've gotten kinda good at this Σ(-∀-;)Oh fun! I love it, thank you! Maybe later.>Hope you have a good Sunday today.Thank you, I did some shopping and got some chocolate hazelnut filled donut holes from Costco. I'm planning on having them in the morning with coffee. I hope yours was good too, also happy birthday!
>>45191573Omg that's scary. I'd probably scream and panic.
biracial black ginger bf
>>45191613this is what the prophet mohammad looked like
>>45191579>Beep boop sealbot9000 was unable to fulfill your request. Beep boop, thumbnail invalid could not request video. Beep boop. This video also featuring Juniper the fox will have to do instead, beep boop.Do you have any other video requests for sealbot9000?
>>45191613fascinating how the thumbnail looks like a white dude but then you open it and it's not this is like that dress
>>45191629>the thumbnail looks like a white dudeuhhh no
>>45191626Aww thank you! Haha ^-^ How is/was your birthday?
>>45191643maybe dont be racist next time?
>>45191645It was fine. Opened presents, had some cake my brother did show up, thank you for asking Marina. And for wishing me a happy birthday.>beep boop do you wish to request any other videos of animals or anything of that variety beep boop?
shiza just woke up for her midnight snack
>>45191648how am I being racisthe doesn't look white
>>45191613is this a pooner? they have shameka eyes
hey bro did you see that plane crashed bro did you see it explode and kill 9 people instantly bro did you hear the woman pilot panicking and screaming on the radio as she realized she was going to die bro wait bro look at this other angle can you imagine bro look at these people instantly get vaporized bro isn’t this crazy
>>45191645If you're not going to request a video, then I must rest. Enjoy your donuts and coffee. Goodnight
>>45191708it's funny actually
>>45191654Awww that's great! I'm glad he came and I'm glad you had a happy birthday! Did you get anything nice or something you wanted?I can't think of anything I want right now hehe, but thank you.
>>45191661kek
>>45191727Oh okay, goodnight Seal. I look forward to meeting you again, thank you. ^-^
>>45191708I keep watching it, it made such a cool noise
>>45191739I got a new headphone set, and my cousins sent me some money in the mail. Which was kind of them. We actually had cupcakes instead of cake, because it's less calories than a brick of cake.>>45191745Yeah thanks. It sucks I can only speak with you at such a late hour. I'd love to have more long-lasting conversations with you. Goodnight.
>>45191708there are so many posts here that are directly lifted from twitter
>>45191760Wow nice!! I hope you enjoy them. And oh cake is also good in cup form! Maybe our schedules will overlap more in the future. I want to practice going to bed and waking up sooner.Goodnight, Mr Seal <3
gently cupping your testicles while massaging them
>>45191708one of their torsos flew out of their skin and landed in the mud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoBWV4dXX0
damn just spent an hour watching every clip in the rekt thread on /gif/ bc of that plane crash instead of knitting like I intended to
>>45191708is this something that happened
what's the difference between being gay and homosexual?
hugging my twinkkissing my twinktelling my twink it will all be alrightcarry my twink to bed and cuddle until we fall asleep
>>45191953Ill tell you a better one xD whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesnt fart when you take your meat out of it...
Always Pancakes with the classics.
is "regards" a rude email sign off ? my intention is to be rude
>>45192052I would sign out like this: >Erm WORST regards ps your CHOPPED
Is anyone else doing NOFAPNOVEMBER :3 i am retaining semen right now in the hopes of gaining positive vibrational frequencies from the sperms wriggling around in my balls...
I hate that the most beautiful man I've ever met has a full on gooner kink. Basically a fetish.
>>45192052I used to sign my emails to my ex best friend with "yours truly" bc of the character from snow crash and also bc I liked the idea of using such an intimate phrase bc I loved him so much and still doI wonder if he really ever misses meif he ever actually loved me like he said, at least as much as a straight man couldI wonder why he stopped communicating with meI love him and miss him so much
>>45192086Erm men are not "beautiful" theyre handsome
>>45192128>never heard of bishounen
i wish to feel another guy's dick sliding into my holefor some reason it's hot. being used for pleasure isn't a bad thing, actually, it's exactly what i want. call me crazy but i wanna get a bf so i can make him feel good all the time
Shut up, and suck my cock.
having shiza sit on my face then posting a picture of it to gaygen so that delta gets banned for viewing bbw face sitting porn
idk why i said banned, it should say arrested
>>45192157Thats menthol illness luv other people are soulless there is one lived experience in the universe and it is mine everything and everyone else is an illusion and doesnt have like it you know? Like other people only exist to be characters in MY life so why would I want them to feel pleasure its a waste >>45192171Erm that would be like sucking a little acorn lol...
who is the trump of europe?
>>45192376Shizzer
Thoughts?
*munch munch* >hey guys *munch* want a nut butter?*munch munch*
>>45191708everyone on that plane chose the manner of death and how they died before they incarnatedwhy are people always surprised by the multitudes of different ways people die? why is it even news?
>>45192460abysmal dogshit
>>45192460i think it's funny, it's kinda like if chrischan took animation seriously, i like it in an ironic way
>>45192525who the fuck is sandra bullock
>>45192536the only real confirmed deaths are these people so far (the pilot and his co-pilot)
>try anal once.>accidentally piss myself while bouncing>hookup gets disgusted and dumps me.I'm handing in my gay card. The gay lifestyle is not for me.
>>45192546why didnt you fuck your ass at least one time before hopping on a dick
>>45192546find a top with piss fetish
bunlith, but replace bunlith with shiza and bloodborne with warcraft 3
>>45192546That would have made me cum so quickly
>>45192552I've tried but I couldn't find any way to buy a deal dough online. I've got a roommate that I share my apartment with and he is straight. No privacy.
i am horny >.<my dildo is the only thing that can help right now. should i? at this ungodly hour. gosh... i'm conflicted.
Block. Block everybody. Block 'em all, ALL OF THEM. Block every. Mother. Fucker.
>>45192562but wc3 is already low poly and has a kart game
let me be a cum receptacle.
are gay people god's true chosen people?
>>45192546i want to experience this.but like this, where the top(s) fuck me when i have to piss so bad.they fuck me until piss.
do you support law&order or do you support freedom?
>>45192906I support the experiences that anyone wants to have. I let them have free will to experience what they want.Just know that everyone chooses their experience before they incarnate. There is nothing that happens that is random or chaotic.
>>45192935so you think people should be free to murder eachother? what if someone else decided to murder you? would you support that?
wow two Halloween weekends in a row I CANNOT wait to be off tomorrow afternoon and recenter. I’m gonna bed rot so hard after bar cleanup and completely disconnect. Oh and I have a date with a cute guy on Wednesday. End diary.
>>45192954there's always a mutual soul contract between perpetrator and victim victim wants to experience something awful and another soul wants to experience doing something awful so they mutually agree before they incarnate to play such a role in their life God simply allows it to happen, he gives us such freewill because the earth is like a sandboxit's all just temporary experiences that don't last or matterit's just like a video game...
>>45192546I would not be mad at this so don’t give up
>>45192780You nor anyone can even begin to conceptualize god, though many have tried. And no one is chosen we are all equally insignificant. Some are just better at selling themselves, lying, and amassing power. We all die alone though.
>>45192570figuratively fuck your roommate. you gonna be a pussy when you have a bf to bring over too? you can find discreet packaging but who cares, he already knows your gay
I also talked on the phone tonight with my ex before the most recent and it was really cute and wholesome. The week ahead bodes well, perhaps fall in general.