The UK government will soon ban sucking dick
You better not gag or choke on your boyfriends dick!
What's funny is that censorship is a consequence of young people who don't learn from history becoming a part of it.
>>45203153theyre so fucking funny holy shithow is this a real country?
>>45203158Its crazy for government to care abt what you beat off to desu.The only argument they have is vids filmed without consent and no one has any issues with banning those.
>>45203188You better not be sucking on an above average sized penis young lady or that will be 5 years in prison and registration as a sex offender!
>>45203196>crazy for government to care abt what you beat off to desu.In isolation, that's not so bad.But we're talking about a country that doesn't investigate or prosecute actual real life rape and murder.
>>45203153True sir sorry
>>45203153i got the HPV vaccine before sucking dick or eating pussyshould be fine, right?
>>45203216Very fortuitous that the average white briton would fail the size test, but the average immigrant would shimmy under that 4 inch bar and stay legal
>>45203231Well chud if they did incestigate they'd have to deport poor pakistanis back into their home country and that would be racist so erm how about you just let them rape 1 million children a year(holocaust tier numbers btw)
>>45203283>holocaust tier numbersMore like "occupied German territory after the war" numbers, I'm sure holocaust victims were raped but nothing in comparison to the free lunch on offer once all those frauleins were freed up for sexual slavery to anyone with a gun.
>>45203252Yes but you better have a good gag reflex or else you’re the same as a literal pedo and will be punished as one with the full might of the uk judiciary system!
>>45203300Well okay but did you know hitler gassed SOOOOOO many jews almost 100 years ago so we judt cant put a brown person in jail for raping and beating an infant to death sooo sowwy
Behold the highest level of intelligence inside the empire
>>45203353Someone said that the UK is basically run by frumpy fat old women and... Yeah, I can see it.
>>45203153>>45203158>offline pornographyWut? Like filming your own sex videos?
Oi ye gt a loicense for these cummies mate
>>45203153Penis shall hereby be classified a firearm and be subject to licensing restrictions in accordance to the Firearms Act 1968. In accordance to Section 21 of the Firearms Act 1968 any male with a prior criminal record is deemed ineligible for possession of such and shall be required to forfeit their penis to the local authorities. Men who undergo medical castration are deemed inactivated for the purpose of the act and are considered exempt from licensing requirements, provided they possess a Deactivation Certificate in accordance to deactivation standards outlined in regulation 2015/2403.Any questions?
>>45203389I honestly think she means just having sex lol, holy fuck what a miserable lay she must be
in the yookay you can be investigated for over a year for posting a single letter online
>>45203431Would you like a role in the UK government? Can start you as part of the women’s and equalities unit right now
You got a license for that mouth?
>>45203158Unreal to me that she's basically bragging online about how much of a control freak she is.
>>45203469Impossible. As a biological male who identifies as female with she/her pronouns, it would be inappropriate of me to hold such a divine and wombanly position. I must decline with dignity and respect.
>>45203528British people will find someway to rationalise how the government needs overwhelming powers to see what they beat there prick off too, because muh feminism and protecting women and girls or some something.Even 9/11 didn’t give this much excuse to control people’s lives
>>45203552We rescind our offer and instead offer sending you into a exploration therapy camp and an additional 500 hours of anti misogyny lessons both run by our partners in Genspect
Does anyone have that greentext where the UK anon phones up the government to ask for cuckhold porn?
>>45203625Thank-you for recognising my plight. It's been a dream of mine to experience this ever since I was old enough to lick the boot. Is there on-site parking? Or are we using the Bee Network for todeszug this time around.
>>45203153That's my bad. Got this weird radio-whatsit in Tijuana, was supposed to make it bigger. But now it just glows...and occasionally gives people cancer I guess
>>45203153Wtf is offline pornography? like strippers?
>>45203153WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKK IS GOING ON IN THE UK?!jfc these people have completely lost their marbles
>>45203431have you seen sam lowry? i've been trying to find him all day
>>45207028It literally means physical media pornography. Like dvds and magazines.
Trannies aren't beating the ex chud ex incel accusations
>>45207065So vintage collectors now have contraband lol
>>45203153wir suchen dihh
>>45207065Which was all pornography until the 1990s and what the legislation is still written to cover
>>45207074>>45207096trip on jess
>>45207065How about my VHS collection
>>45203353i got choked in bed without asking and while i felt scared it was the hottest thing that ever happened to me. fuck this prude
>>45207084>>45207096>>45207114From what I'm seeing in these twitter screen caps, it sounds like all of this has been banned for a long time. It's just that they already had the means to control physical sales. Now they're blocking websites.
>>45207114What part of physical do you not understand? Of course that counts.
>>45207084It was always illegal in physical mediaNothing new about it
>>45203389>>45203437She means physical media, like a porn DVD or a magazine.
tfw you're so feminist that your views on sexuality align with fundamentalist sects of abrahamic religions
>>45203153Nightmare country.
they should just ban sex for anyone born after 2009, like they're doing with cigarettesit's obvious that we can't handle sex without doing immoral and harmful acts, so this is necessary to protect young women and girls from male violence.
>>45207142Correct >>45207106Delusional bricky hon with an agp fetish thinks a sitting mp is on 4tran at 11:30pm. Of course agp is caused by porn so it makes sense why everybody is so defensive kek
I believe australia technically bans all porn in most states, but doesn't enforce this online
>police search your phone>find a video of you calling your bf daddy>find another of you having a bad gag reflex while sucking his dickThat is 2 serious offences and you are now a sex offender>>45207163Give it a few months and they will do in person like there bastard child Singapore
>>45207181I can’t tell if feminism created puriteens or puriteens made it worse
>>45207220Singapore has never had a law against sucking dick. That's Malaysia you are thinking about - because its run by muzzies. The only countries that outlaw oral sex are muzzy countries like Malaysia and Pakistan etc
>>45207220>Give it a few months and they will do in person like there bastard child SingaporeI mean, no? How, and why? It doesn't make sense, nor has the government announced any plans even remotely like that.
>>45207267It did
>>45207246Radfems are ultra conservative and on the same side as christian fundamentalistsIt's not a horseshoe thing
regressing society to own the males
>>45203153Guess what Jess Asato thinks of trans people>what she is paid to think by her Christian masters
>>45203158>defendant has to prove innocence This is a literal impossibility
>>45203196>The only argument they have is vids filmed without consent and no one has any issues with banning those.Unless its a trans person harmed, then its fine
>>45203353Guess what Caroline Voaden's views on transgender people are>you already know
>>45203528Oh this is seen as par for the course. All politicians do this, all of them.
>>45203153Do you have a loisence to suck that cock?
>>45203158If you think about it, isn’t all sex kind of dangerous? There are often power dynamics and, even if you known your partner, there can be all sorts of diseases. Consent is such a weak buzzword that is often used to protect abusers. Maybe we should be all sex just to be safe.
Demolition man was a warning, not a manual
>>45208156At least Demolition Man had clean streets, the UK is a filthy dump
>>45203153Sexual freedom status: set back 100 yearsAMAB status: fucking pwned
>>45208150If you posted this on mumsnet/reddit/tumblr/x with a avatar of some hag I would 100% fall for it
>>45208481>Sexual freedomFreedimis a dirty word, it implies people can do what they want, without licences
>>45203153hot take: sucking dick is gross anyways even if their research is bunkt. agp srsoid tranny
>>45208717Thanks for letting us know, british hag
the greatest enemy of the british labour party
>>45208717>I personally don't like it>so it's fine if it's illegal
>>45208672can't envision a world without having to apply for 30 licenses, madness innit
>>45208773Pearl clutching intensifies
>>45208826I remember when i transitioned and my sister said WITHOUT A DOCTOR?!Some people love slavery eh
>>45203153Er strafe es!
