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Anonymous
 No.45205192
 No.45205192
My skin's been turning pink at an alarming rate. Not only that, but my earlobes are like elastic and my lips are swollen as fuck. I don't have a definitive answer for what triggered it, but I've tried tapering off this board to see if the effects reverse. So far the only thing that's changed is my sex drive and it's gotten more intense. Why do I feel so heccin' vxlid, dood? Why do I want to become an SJW? Please guys I wanna be a normal woman again please help
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Anonymous
 No.45205199
 No.45205199
dooooooood........
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Anonymous
 No.45205210
 No.45205210
>>45205192
Vision?
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Anonymous
 No.45205221
 No.45205221
>>45205210
My eyes are bulging out a bit, but my vision's actually improved. Colors are more vibrant. It's as if I can see the world for what it truly is.
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Anonymous
 No.45206217
 No.45206217
>>45205221
Dood are your eyes beginning to turn shiny and black? I suspect you’ve been infected with the pooner brainworm (Traenia pooniformis). If my diagnosis is correct, large portions of your skin will soon end up sloughing off and you’ll end up needing skin grafts. But don’t worry dude, since you’re getting grafts anyway, some skin can also be used for your vxlid frankenweiner surgery. Remember, you are stunning and brave, no matter how much the transformation hurts
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Anonymous
 No.45206258
 No.45206258
>>45206217
Pooneritis is similar in many ways to Stevens-Johnson syndrome, where the skin becomes severely pink and inflamed. The swollen lips make complete sense for this diagnosis, as every part of your skin is swollen. As the toxins released by the pooner brainworm break down your skin and cartilage (hence the ear morphology), your body launches an extreme immune reaction, and ends up attacking itself
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Anonymous
 No.45206273
 No.45206273
>>45206258
The black shiny eyes are caused by hyphema. This is blood pooling in the anterior chamber of the eye. Another complication caused by the pooner brainworm’s toxin
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Anonymous
 No.45206286
 No.45206286
>>45206217
A few hours ago, I probably would have taken this as terrible news. But I think my eyes have been opened, and I'm ready to embrace my trve authentic self dood! If you think about it, we're all unique in our own heccin' vxlid way, all on our own heccin' vxlid journeys dood!
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Anonymous
 No.45206289
 No.45206289
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>>45205192
>My skin's been turning pink
It begins...
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Anonymous
 No.45206319
 No.45206319
>>45206286
Shh liddle dood everything will be ok. We don’t want your infection to spread, so we’re going to have to quarantine you. I can refer you to a great specialist, his name is Dr. Ray Blanchard, a leading expert in trooncology
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Anonymous
 No.45206326
 No.45206326
nonas.. I don’t think he’s conscious anymore. The worm has taken over his brain. I think we should start considering end of life care :(
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Anonymous
 No.45206355
 No.45206355
>>45206319
Dr.... Dr Ray Blanchard? Doesn't he hold some... um.. problematic views?
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Anonymous
 No.45206390
 No.45206390
>>45206355
No lil dood, that’s just what the evil bigots want you to think. Dr. Blanchard is here to help you. Let him help you
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Anonymous
 No.45206429
 No.45206429
>>45205192
take less drugs, including alcohol.
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Anonymous
 No.45206598
 No.45206598
>>45205192
he is pink for an amazing reason
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Anonymous
 No.45206675
 No.45206675
>>45206390
Dood, I'm not seeing Dr Blanchard.. I don't think it's nice to quarantine me dood. If this is a disease, so be it dood, I don't want it to go away dood. I've got so many opinions to share with the world, so many tiktoks to make dood. I promise I'll be a great representative of the transmasc population dood..
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Anonymous
 No.45206709
 No.45206709
>>45206675
Aiden if you continue to be uncooperative with our standard procedures I am going to have to call the security hon to help me sedate you
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Anonymous
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 No.45206764
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>>45206709
Dood! Don't call her that!
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Anonymous
 No.45206813
 No.45206813
>>45205192
The Pink Floyd
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Anonymous
 No.45206892
 No.45206892
>>45206764
It seems the toxins from the poonerworm have completely deteriorated the grey matter in the patient’s brain. It’s always a sorry sight to see them go like this, confused and delusional
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Anonymous
 No.45207045
 No.45207045
>>45205192
do you have a cute floppy little penis? Would you like it if a strong male groped and squeezed ur cute tummy while grinding against u?
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Anonymous
 No.45207667
 No.45207667
cisnormativity....steven universe....will wood... cavetown...aporagender.......boyflux....lemon demon...transmasc erasure...
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Anonymous
 No.45207683
 No.45207683
omg I love lemon demon
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Anonymous
 No.45207689
 No.45207689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
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Anonymous
 No.45207705
 No.45207705
>>45207683
another victim has been infected! Shut down premises we have a poonerworm outbreak! Next he will start explaining how Rowanstar is the best transmasc rep in Warrior cats! oh.. oh god.. no... no not me too... please, end me before it takes over. I can feel myself succumbing
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Anonymous
 No.45207710
 No.45207710
>>45207705
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pooncoded culture is high taste but I'm just a millennial mtf, dood
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Anonymous
 No.45207716
 No.45207716
>>45207710
Ah, you have immunity to the worms then. You're free to leave the quarantine zone nona
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