Qott: which cenobite would you let hit?Prev: >>45229286
>>45232776I have no idea what that is
Bussyhole
Any trannies in canada want to be my gf?
choid penis
>>45232776What a waste of a thread question idk what you are asking
>>45232817I got one of those
I've had enough threads with questions about tranny games I've never heard about, let's switch it up
>>45232821hiiiiiiiiiii
Instead of movies or videogames threads should all be /tg/ themed.
choid clitty
Tranner that does this to me
>>45232844My pal Eric has one of those
>>45232847is Eric single?
>>45232813hey
>>45232844It's just small
>>45232838thoughts on elder sign go
>>45232856and cute!
>>45232850No he's dating a girl who has a bi poly husband
Can someone please translate "choid" for me? I don't speak terminally online.
>>45232858I like the orb.
>>45232861chungus-oid
>>45232869I know it's a mix between "foid" and "chud". But what specially is it making fun of? Female chuds?
>>45232851Your name is steve that's not a tranny name though
>>45232873https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AXSgv-ig6M8
my uber driver is getting some juicy gossip in arabic
Goodnight chungusoids, this chudoid needs to go to sleepoid.Tomorrow I am straightmodding (every day of course) and chudmodding as well.
>>45232907I must ask you something before you go, do you know marina?
>>45232907Ni ni seal bro
>>45232914Yeah, what about it?
i shouldnt have ate that popeyesnow my tummy hurts
>>45232925The curse has taken hold. You know what quest must be undergone to break free its shackles.
>>45232925I hear if you do jumping jacks for 30 seconds spin around 30 times and imagine eating cold biscuits covered in deep fryer oil it can instantly make you feel better
>>45232861Chaseroid I would assume if I had to guess it’s a term people started using when people started saying femoid or food for short. All of these terms stem from the old fashioned way of saying the n word. It’s weird to see chud language seep into the mainstream and normalfags don’t even realize. Femoid/foid is /r9k/ slang
translate choid to spanish for me please
>>45232956Foid*
>>45232919Thanks Fumble, gnight.>>45232914If you don't give me a follow up reply in 3 minutes I'm going to bed.
>>45232958El choid.
i want a hug
alsim guddoes mormerable matoeables
>>45232965*hugs you*
>>45232966Goodnight
>>45232940suicide :{
>>45232978Mornin.
>>45232978Are you leaving?
>>45232965*hugging you tight and not letting you go for slightly too long*
What’s the lore on why Wulfim types like that?
>>45232989No, you dingus. You have to cover your walls with olive oil and the floors with spinach.
>>45233001Autism, pretty simple
>>45232987https://voca.ro/1c9d3NOcxBgr>>45232991https://voca.ro/18cCJWZ8Rmok>>45232993https://voca.ro/1bcmUXaKrqZY
>>45233031My beautiful whatever I'm having today is indeed beautiful, thanks for noticing.
>>45233035https://voca.ro/1jsADlglkMFm
>>45232981>>45233001<3
wul fim spiddy ohs
all the paraguay news has unfortunately indirectly exposed me to a new favourite larp songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZeU9Ko02A
Do you hear now annoying this is? Some jackass is playing drums at 9:30 pm god damn kids need to get off my lawn https://voca.ro/1i6xcDRoDxBH
>>45233077That's not even late, scrooge.
>>45233077930 isn't super crazy on a friday
Bone Tomahawk is such a good movie
>>45233083I live in a condo if they have a party idc but drum practice?>>45233085I forgot it’s Friday
I keep forgetting my tranner is an hour behind me now that daylight savings hit the rest of the country
>>45233099what country
>>45233098They worked all damn day, all damn week. Let them unwind.
>>45233103Estados unidosAZ doesn't do daylight savings
>>45233031Oh thank goodness, goodmorning <3
>>45233107Forgot to put my name back on I was posting on another board I’m not actually upset I just think it’s a strange time to start your drum session na ja
>>45233118https://voca.ro/1dThvHG8Pveo
We are in a car moving at 120 MPH. In the car is a quad-rotor drone. If we were to make the drone hover while inside the car, is the drone going 120 MPH as well?
>>45233126I don't think it's odd. 9pm is when my neighbor has his band show up to practice.
>>45233132yes
>>45233132Yes. Not in addition to, but as well yes.
>>45233142Elaborate please
>>45233132Relative to what
>>45233147the drone is still going 120 mph relative to the ground.
>>45233127It's going slow, I drank way too much without eating yesterday and im reaping what ive sown now, abouta to go on a cold dark walk to reward my self, how about your morning <3
You ever watch basic geography quiz reels and wonder how people got to that age without knowing shit about shit
>>45233177>You ever watch basic geography quiz reelsNo? Why would anyone?
>>45233179The algorithm provides
>>45233182you curate your algorithm
>>45233182And you consume?
>>45233164https://voca.ro/1nSpVard9Zu5
Smells like farts outside right now. I don't think outside is supposed to smell like farts.
>>45233207that was me, sorry
>>45233211Can you suck them back in please?
>>45233216better out than in
>>45233220But I said please.
>>45233203Would be kind of funny if they used resources and made more pollution for an anti pollution thing though xD Im curious about the last part(〃▽〃)
I should try chatting up piano girl again she’s really sweet from the little I have spoken to her
oooops
>>45233242100% agree, you should.
This is gonna be me real soon
good night tomorrow will be a better day
>>45232776The chatterer would give me nothing but teeth but he kinda reminds me of the gimp dog that Coyle fucks in his trial and I like that
>>45233266Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>45233253Are you her by any chance?
>>45233276Nope.
>>45232776Those twin girls in one of the later shittier movies. But only if they had cocks I could make shoot cenobite jizz while I was fucking them.
>>45233282They’d rip your organs out and fuck your body while doing it
making soup
>>45233302Soup!
>>45233302Nice, what kind
>>45233242>>45233253who is piano girl
>>45233302Can I have a bowl?
>>45233319Some teenager
>>45233319A girl who likes talking to him, and he likes her too. I don't know anything else.
>>45233239https://voca.ro/12NhX0LtRFG3
cooking for my gf
good morning chat
>>45233397Who are you? What’s your deal?
>>45233405im a weirdo who likes posting here
>>45233405Muscle repperMany such cases
>>45233439What’s your gimmick?>>45233444Repper? Like tranny repper?!
>>45233449>What’s your gimmick?i'm the most masculine person this board ever witnessed, i am god's favorite joke, what happens when god drank too much before character generation
>>45233459Two - three years estrogen and forget.
how my retarded boy wife looks after im finished
>>45233473Weird that you kept your shoes on.
>>45233479
>>45233473giwtwm>>45233465you have no idea how bad things really are
>>45233476better traction
>>45233473Erm based department
>>45233481https://voca.ro/15nt6Ub0O16f
>>45233484On the ocean bottom? No way. Grippers are much better on the sand than shoes, doubly so if that sand is underwater.
>>45233483Shut up and get in line faggot
>>45233360Quite the tangent xD A lot to digest, id say it's obviously only a matter of time until something groundshaking happens, but I avoid focusing on the future within reason, both good and bad i dont want to waste now worrying about then
>>45233290No they wouldnt. They’d be busy cooming massive loads.
>>45233327She’s not a teenager
>>45233492i want
>>45233499Doubtful>>45233503Want what?
>>45233510to change
>>45233495https://voca.ro/1oJN7dK4Hq85
>>45233489https://voca.ro/1dOjXIp7FXNA
>>45233515Take mones then retard
>>45233510>doubtfulYou’re right just when I think they’re going to squirt a bunch of jizz chains will come out of their dickholes and dismember me
>>45233522https://voca.ro/1hbUjlptL8JF
>>45233533Bingo *finger guns*
https://voca.ro/1fseMza9c7YR
>>45233566https://voca.ro/1oQl8CSfbNp6
>>45233578shaggy and scoob never have sex... theyre best friends not lovers
>>45233517Yeah.. little too left brained sometimes haha, creativity is not my strong suit, impresses me how quick some people are with their humor
What does being “left brained” have to do with creativity?
Ogres are like onions.
>>45233589https://voca.ro/1hZ7Op1XypAW>>45233591https://voca.ro/1lZNtLJufoJ9
>>45233614you dont get it and never will, so right brained, always using your frontal cortex lol
>>45233615They sink?
>>45233622Do onions sink? I've never brought an onion into a body of water large enough to discover this onion quirk. Nature is so beautiful.
>>45233614"People labeled as left-brained are often described as logical, analytical, and detail-oriented, leaning toward structured tasks like math, sequencing, and language. In contrast, right-brained people are thought of as intuitive, creative, and holistic thinkers who process information visually and focus on the big picture. However, modern neuroscience shows that both hemispheres work together for almost all complex thinking, so the concept is more of a personality metaphor than literal biology."It' a turn of phrase from an outdated belief system
>>45233614creativity is a function of mental illness and the more mentally ill you are the creativer you tend to be
Trannies are like onions
>>45233627Imagine an onion in a swamp peel back the layers and pontificate the aroma
>>45233645SOMEBODY!
>>45233644They have layers
I am high right now
>>45233621I guess>>45233629Pseudoscience my beloved >>45233636Of course, this is objectively the right answer!
>>45233647IM ALL ALONE IM ALL OUT OF LOVE WITHOUT YOU
>>45233618https://voca.ro/1iuQGqjX8zeF
am I a repper if Im a straight guy that watches shemale fucking women. Just dont want to see dudes.
>>45233659https://voca.ro/1buQzKNRNzmW
>>45233657You have work on your reading compreh...Ehh nvm not worth it, what's your favorite coloring book?
>>45233661this type shit joe rogan says to his billionaire pedophile friends
AND YOU GOT TO HAVE FRIENDS I butchered the first quote I have not seen that movie since I was a kid https://youtube.com/watch?v=YuUeNsZgmyc
>>45233665I’m not the one typing like a retard…
>>45233670Thats because you are one.
>>45233662https://voca.ro/17CiJPGS6XcU
>>45233674Projection is a bad look
>>45233701https://voca.ro/11NeMqC6hEO0
>>45233713
4 am pichu check
>>45233710I'll have to take it to jeart, you know best about bad looks.
>>45233730may your balls itch preventing you from sleep
>>45233720https://voca.ro/1ndIwFdKfH5v
>>45233661MaybeBut also possibly just imaginationally cucked, i.e. you dont self-insert but just view
>>45233737PICHU NO
>>45233739https://voca.ro/18geQ2YOsrjm
>>45233760https://voca.ro/19fF87BuOHWc
>>45233543You really can’t win with these cenobites. They seem to always have the upper hand which can include shooting hooked chains and torture devices out of their girldicks.
>>45233736Wow… now you’re just calling me ugly? You’re really rude bee. No wonder nobody here likes you
>>45233772The cenobites are true trans allies too
>>45233778I like bee, not a big fan of you though
>>45233782Tell me something I don’t know. The whole world hates me ;(
>>45233778Thats was your interpretation which is a bit of a projection, even beautiful people can look bad.Practice self love, self hatred is ugly.
How do I stop feeling like a piece of shit for being attracted to tranners based upon them just being girls with cocks
A trans receptionist gave me some gingerbread today
>>45233782<3 you anon
>>45233797Internalize that everyone likes cis women for being girls with pussies and cis guys for being guys with cocks and your taste is just different from the norm and that's fine
I wish we could just be nice to each other here it sucks seeing people tear each other down
Should I have one more shot
>>45233795Weren’t you literally spazzing out because winemom mogged you?
>>45233810Yeah but it feels like I'm just fetishizing them
>>45233766https://voca.ro/1gCm6jDfN00i
>>45233819Im gonna mute you for now, I only punch up.
>>45233818Why not it’s Friday
>>45233827https://voca.ro/1eYgTZfURQbN
>>45233831Your words are meaningless. You literally told me that I passed when we were friends on discord now you’re talking about punching up? You’re silly :p
>>45233841Would you quell a childs desire to become an astronaut even though you know it will never happen?Would you feel the need to harm someone who is already broken?I would not.
ass face
I could be spooning a cute trans gf right now if I weren't such a coward
>>45233877couldn't have said it better myself
is it appropriate for a trans girl to jork it at work
>>45233851Lying to someone isn’t nice ;(
>>45233893Let's be real, you came at me aggressively, desu i thought buggy was the person with a lot of acne and long black hair not u, i did t think youd attack me because we had that conversation
>>45233888It would be wrong not to
>>45233902Whatever, it doesn’t matter.
>>45232776Has anyone seen asexual anon?
>>45233918Is that from chronotrigger?
I am in love anons. My girlfriend coming down to say the weekend w me(she lives in the next town over). She's sexy, funny and kind. She's also extremely attracted to me cause her exes (who she never says anything bad about because she's an angel) were all onions guys. I pick her up and carry her around like a doll and she goes crazy for it. Last weekend we tore the shit out of a La Quinta and I had to tip the housekeeping so they didn't hate us. I want to be a better person so I can deserve her. I had flowers delivered to her work today and she turned bright red and cried, she's so cute. I'm going to marry herIf I can find love anyone can. You guys are sort of my friends and I wanted to share w you what I've learned.
>>45233927Yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T71QrEII2Vo
>>45233929Rick and Spider love story come true <3
>>45233932Nice
>>45233929I hope she cheats on you before you break her heart
>>45233934Don’t be mean to me please
>>45233949shush
>>45233950okay im sorry
>>45233944Why
>>45233929Why a la quinta?
>>45233980It's near our favorite spot to eat and her place. She lives w family so it's kind of a vacation for us when I drive down. We take turns driving to see each other. When she comes to me we stay at my house
i genuinely think this is the funniest image i have ever seen on the wider board i cant stop looking at it
>>45233988Aw cute, i was thinking it was for scandalous reasons, much better ending :3
>gooning to trannies>close to cumming>notice her self-harm scars after looking at her clitty flop around>unintentionally cum to the scars
>>45233979so you dont break her heart, she has to break yours first
>>45233994there's so much to unpack it's such a rich text. this nightmare blunt rotation to start. the concept of the person they are presenting who is pro bjork and lilytino and anti slayyyter and ab. the implication that ab can't say the n word. only twice being rounded down to zero but 20+ being completely unacceptable. using words for the top row and numbers with a + for the bottom row. the data collection step like where are you getting this information
>>45233994Shiza probably came up with it, she’s pretty funny.>>45234002Would people like me more if I was a cutter
>>45234014Do not cut
>>45234009We're actually both nice people, though. It doesn't have to be like that anon
>>45234010i thought it was meant to be like bad photos of the top row and good photos of the bottom row but björk looks great and there's only a handful of good photos of LT recently that most people wouldn't recognise so i get it. slayyyter doesn't really look like anything and honestly that's a pretty mediocre photo considering peak AB like she's given some next level cunt in her time. Not so much since Tel Aviv, but>>45234014i hope i run into her one day so i can pick her brain on the creative vision
>>45234018Why? It would probably make me feel better
>>45234019it always ends that way :( you can't fool me youll end up breaking her heart intentionally or not
>>45234021She used to post her, if you crawl into gaygen when she’s active you should ask her about it and her love for guild wars
>>45234014Don’t do that you’re already like able it would make me sad to see anyone here cut themselves
>>45233944>>45234009Cringe ass haters. Let the kid LARP.
>>45234034they have a sale of rope at home depot rn
>>45234032i don't wanna post in there i hate that our generals hate each other when we have so much in common i want board solidarity in these uncertain times. if tourists from here piss them off i'll leave them in peace
Tip for those in need of chasing: Approach man, poke man, speak "Tag, you're it", run.
>>45234046I did this with my manager and im the VP of the company now
>>45234033im probably going to do it i remember a cisf chaser that got off on pictures of being crying and cuts on my thighs maybe something like that can happen again
>>45234047I used to ride my neighbors pig when I was a child and it was very hairy.
Please respect my personal space
Crying about kimye
>>45234055HELLO.
>>45234053https://voca.ro/1nXcJbHAI0wV
>>45234060*kicks you in the balls*
Making cheese toast
>>45234052Don't cut you can hit a nerve or a vein it will also attract men/women who aren't mentally well and attracted to the instability which they often will perpetuate
>>45234069For me? Thank you.
>>45234059like i do think wealth is innately evil but im so happy that north is so into malice mizer and can just like wear all the outfits and do anything she wants and live the vampire dream like everyone wanted to as a kid
Trannies, wwyd if I stayed up all night playing video games, went to sleep at 5 AM and woke up at like 3 PM every Friday night going into Saturday
>>45234065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWfOMeLk6m0
>>45234070youre literally telling a nursing student things that she already knows. i only ever cut where its safe and where its easily hidden
has bee ever posted feet? i need to know what a 5'3 lady from here's feet look like to compare with mine
>>45234076They're doing this to me at w*rk on Monday
>>45234052Being self destructive like that isn’t good people that want that for you don’t care about you at all. I understand it’s attention but that’s the worst kind. It’s your life but that’s a horrible way to cope with things. My sister used to cut when she was young. She’s like 30 now and regrets it every time she looks down at her legs. Your young buggy you have a full life to live regrets like that eventually catch up
>>45234086Ever see a chino spread it's leg hands?
>>45234089They told me not to tell you, but you weren't even scheduled for a shift on Monday. They're going to have you come in, shatter you, and send you home without clocking you in.
>>45234097no
>>45234097Chimp**
>>45234071I already ated it
>>45234108Oh. No thank you.
>>45234095any attention is good attention. having bpd is genuinely hell and i wouldnt wish it on anyone
electra heart forever
>>45234119All I ever wanted was the world
>>45234128i cant HELP that i need it all... the primadonna life the rise AND fall...
>>45234063No, I didn't stick with it. Ranger didn't turn out to be my calling. Instead I became a multi-class Druid-Monk-Fighter-Thief-Bard-Wizard.
>>45234132https://voca.ro/18zJ8dihNKYb
next read? what do we think
>>45234138You're not to be learning about london it'll poison your innocent mind. Surely they have incest in split or wellington or something
>>45234139ill split your wellington bitch
>>45234142oh my
>>45234138Platonic love?
>>45234145no
>>45234103https://m.youtube.com/shorts/kQdeEkDaAN4This is a 1 for 1 identical match
>>45234158how do you live with it
>>45232776Dear chasers, I am looking for a hookup.Requirements:>must have showered less than 24h ago>must wear a condom for sex >must not be overweight>must be taller than 165 cm>must have penis at least 20 cm long>must have penis at least 5 cm diameter>must continue PIV sex untill I orgasmGreetings, post-op trans woman.
>>45234166i only have the first one
>>45234166you cant do that
>>45234166nononowait let me convert. omg yes!wait let me convert. nowait let me convert. uhh. idkno
>>45234170>moid that can't afford a condomdisgusting
>>45234163Balanced
>>45234179i don't have any use for a condom
>>45234177God forbid a woman has standards
>>45234181I'm specificly looking for a chaser that fucks me into my pussy, a condom is the requirement.
>>45234182you cant have standards in chasergen unless youre a chaser
>>45234188Why not?
>>45234192thats not how it works
>>45234194
>>45234197
i have standards but they are very low
>>45234196Why?I thought you guys wanted to have sex with a trans woman?
>>45234199
>>45234202im a trans woman :(
>>45234115It sounds hard I get it’s part of it which makes my heart hurt for you. Don’t you think it’s more sustainable to build that attention on something positive? In the long run you will get more attention that way. Don't cut
>>45234208Then why did you answer to me when I asked for chasers?
>>45234206https://voca.ro/1e7ovz0EZ97y
>>45234214there is nothing positive for or about me>>45234215you sounded like a newfag, i was just explaining things to you
i am meeting a 4chan twink faggot today who absolutely wants to see me and sleep with me and i don't know what to do. she is about to start hrt and likes me for my manly attributes. She's desperate and asks me to stay because she feels cold and wants to hug me but we don't even know each other. it's an opportunity for me to meet someone but i would feel bad about being an emotional filler to someo but im also in never of some hugs and the thoughts of eventually having oral sex makes me horny...... what am i supposed to do
>>45234225Have some standards please
>slogging through a game I'm not even enjoying because I feel I need to finish itWhat mental illness is this?
>>45234238Capitalism
>>45234234not allowed to
kinda want to gobble up bronyas turds
>>45234225That’s bullshit anyone that wants to be a nurse has wonderful qualities
>>45234239Does that change if I pirate everything? I don't understand economics.
>>45234243not all the time
>>45234238meanwhile...I've played oot remake for 22 years in the past two days
>>45234240Says who?Moids?
>>45234246yeah it's nothing to do with how much you paid for the game it's about this internalised idea of maximisation of value. although thats obviously compounded when you paid for it right
Switch 2 emulators will be ready when i finish link's awakening. It's all falling into place
>>45234248No one has them all the time humans are not perfect creatures but that drive and spark nurses have for it comes from a good place. Take care of yourself tonight I’m falling asleep
>>45234251most people>>45234268maybe
>>45234249It looks good but because I'm nearly dead I feel like I need to spend my time on things that are fresh to me.>>45234253You're smart. I'm not buff enough to be this dumb.>>45234266One of my favourite games ever. I don't know what Switch 2 games I want to play except for Donkey Kong.
Looking through Ramans platform since she just won mayor to see if she's a SINO or a full on commie and found this funny. When did Czar become such a common term. Border Czar was silly but Nightlife Czar got a genuine chuckle. Later transit is good though
>>45234223https://voca.ro/18SXPrcjRFY6
why is no one answering when i have serious inquiries
>>45234280Oh I forgot to say she's making the Nightlife thing an lgbt taking point. Its such a degenerate reflection of lgbt even though it is true which i guys just means lgbt is pretty degenerate
>>45234282https://voca.ro/141HQjY1H8JS
On weekend mornings when I wake up slowly and naturally, I let myself stay in the midway point between dreams and reality, bc it means I can most optimally mentally goon
>>45234285No mention of rent control and explicit support of landlords rather than oppositional policies. Seems like just a SINO who's really a progressive dem. She is specifically running on housing though so maybe she's just educated enough to not do those kinds of policies here. But st least she's not full trooncommie tier. If she doesn't have a free transit policy shes already a million times better than zohran
I’m tentatively excited about Raman bc she’s protransit and prohousing
>>45234299Nicholson, did you know your free healthcare is going away unless you work 80 hours a month in 2027?
>>45234290First tried with bun and bunny which had some fun words like sun , fun, sunny, and funny but hare was bountiful in word choices.
>>45234300i love your passion for public transport it really is that serious it is insane how much affordable reliable and fast public transport can transform whole countries
>>45234312https://voca.ro/12GsgFgwDGWX
>>45234300I like her transit policies, i was hoping to see her mention the horrible red tape regarding environmental reviews that are just spammed by nimbies but didn't see that on her policy page. But seeing practical policies rather than what happened in new York with bandaid populist policies is reassuring
>>45234321https://voca.ro/1lXLMMeei8gO
>>45234342https://voca.ro/1eG3vOcXxOHE
Everyone in london wants to know what your job is. im wearing an oversized hoodie and birkenstocks to pick up mcdonalds breakfast do i look like i want to talk about my employment rn
Bongtroons BTFO </3
>>45234369DONT YELL AT ME FOR EATING MCDONALDS I AM DOING MY BEST
>>45234354https://voca.ro/1januXAYu7dP
>>45234369>>45234376What's your order? I'm still thinking about that double quarter pounder from last week
>>45234377https://voca.ro/1dOBac03RAFF
>>45234380i live and die by the breakfast wrap with ketchup. the breakfast wrap with brown sauce is completely inedible. i preferred the old style of breakfast wrap with the sort of omlette but the neowrap is good too
>>45234385
Can’t even have bbw face sitting tranny porn in England
20 nugs, barbeque sauce, and two cheeseburgers please.>>45234376I'm sure it's just the tip of the iceberg but you eating McDonalds was the most surprising thing about you.
This will only result in more face sitting in real life. People will die.
>>45234399https://voca.ro/1bm5W73af2ry
>>45234315Yes it’s so important! Access to jobs is such a good predictor of socioeconomic mobility as well, which is a big reason I’m such a fan, especially bc it has such a lower financial barrier to entry than cars have, on top of promoting long term health benefits too>>45234338Environmental review in California is largely up to the the state to regulate, but hopefully she will be active in letting the legislature know that LA needs clearer and faster environmental review CEQA reform for projects that are actually hugely beneficial to the environment! So call your state senator and assembly person and pester them until they put forward more meaningful reform. They did some around electrifying already existing tracks (which could be interesting for some metro link lines). The big thing is local control over transit projects, can one person on one block interrupt or change how something is done bc the metro authority lets them. CEQA is just one (tho major) pathway to obstruction in California but localities have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves
you dont even know
>>45234409
>>45234338Also her support of SB79 to me is very telling and I think she’ll do right to force projects through rather than let them fail bc some rich nimby asshole doesn’t like it
>>45234418https://voca.ro/181Sz2ZW685E
>>45234416Remember when you asked what treat you should get from the store and then you didn’t even get the treat I suggested, that’s why ur eating that sad dry stuff
BLUE BOARD
>>45234416That looks like shit
>>45234422If a cat licks enough bunny to cough up a bunny hairball will the consistency be the same as cat hairballs or is there some difference?
>>45234403im pretty strict with myself about BDS but i just really struggle to see any point when it comes to a company like mcdonalds. some branches of it are giving free meals to the idf and some branches are giving free meals to palestinians. its so impossibly huge that genocides are factored into quarterly predictions as standard. brain breaking shit
>>45234416I LOVE STOLLEN ah, so festive... isn't it a little early to be so christmassy
>>45234410LA accounts for so much of the voting base though, i feel like we can leverage that with the broader state legislature to push against those regulations. Having a mayor with broad support who strongly pushes against ceqa sends a message rather than "let's just not mention it since we can legislate it ourselves".
https://youtu.be/m_fDWA-Spho
>>45234431https://voca.ro/11TeVO4CO4HB
Have you guys prepared your land acknowledgements?
>>45234444I haven’t followed many socal state legislature elections this cycle, but socal can be a crazy mix of NIMBY and anti transit representatives, I hope it’s shifting tho.
@aa
AnwenReid anxiety quiz sparked a surprisingly helpful shift in how I approach stressful mornings. I try to start with one manageable thing rather than mentally tackling the entire week before breakfast. That extra patience has been a gift to myself.
>>45234448And what measures will there be to avoid accidental cabbit residue sneaking into the test material? Could prove catastrophic in either way on the results if such a blunder snuck through.
>>45234423you suggested some red bean thing that im 100% sure is not in any store here, thats why i didnt get it. and stollen is yummy>>45234438grandma wanted it
i like the penis
>>45234471https://voca.ro/1oedgx2VTFsr
Why did this look like queer art like I swear this joke has been made in some indie trans animation
>>45234479grandma is always eating that damn stollen
>>45234486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfAUlMJ-bWE
https://youtu.be/-fMgoI6hAJQ?si=3yIu8b_2YanxKQj5
Someone stollen mit butter.
you wish you could eat my stollen. you wish you could eat my milchschnitte
>>45234434Yeah it feels hopeless on an individual level, and the collective institutions of politics seem to be ineffective too. It's ignorant but I feel better for just ignoring it all and trying to be a net positive to the world.
>>45234500The Dutch guy when someone burglarized his fridge
just saw a massive penis
tf
>>45234508there are definitely things worth doing i just want to focus my energy on those
>>45234525oh my god
Just saw an actual massive metal penis which belonged to the terminator which he was stroking in a gif in a tiktok comment section under an image of fat chiaki from danganronpa
The penis has been removed.
You can't be mean to me because shadow the hedgehog said he's got my back and you don't want to make an enemy of him.
How long until the transbian troon out?
pushing 300kg with my ass rn
>>45234570damn bitch u constipated as fuck,, hhnnggghhhh.....
i wish i could be a fat version of the nurse from danganronpa 2
>>45234579that's mikan THEE tsumiki final girl esquire to you bitch
>>45234583shut the fuck up faggot i fucking forgot her stupid ass name because i haven’t played the game in forever
>>45234583i think about this cg of her daily it's like genuinely scriptural to me. this feeling. this feeling. this feeling. this feeling. this feeling. this feelingi want to love like this
>>45234587HOW COULD YOU FORGET HER NAME
>>45234584Transgender pokimane?
>>45234591I HAVE TO MEMORIZE LOTS OF MORE IMPORTANT THINGS AND ACTUAL MEDICAL INFORMATION HOP OFF MY GRICKLE FUCK NIGGA
>>45234599what you have to sit down and memorise it. she's that unimportant to you that you wouldn't just memorise it by default
>>45234584Can i fucking help you or
i wonder if the people at my job think im fashionable
>>45234575jokes on you a lil fart escaped on my last set
>>45234604bronya im going to fucking cave your skull in with a tire iron on some fallout 3 shit i swear to christ
hello CUNTS
>>45234612G'day.
>>45234612Make you shouldn't refer to human beings with a derogatory misogynistic term used with negative connotations regarding the female sexual anatomy? Just a thought!
>>45234611Clearly you're just not a real fan. That's okay! It's okay to be a larper. It's okay to be a tourist
>>45234614scarn on>>45234616Yeah I've got a thought for ya mate how bout you get fucked
>>45234612GABORNY!
>>45234624Another thought! Make don't associate sexual activity with inherent negativity such that telling someone to engage in it is an insult? Try "get lost" instead :)
>>45234622bronya im like 4 years younger than you i grew up with danganronpa you fucking tard im not a larper
Hot 18 troon mugshot
>>45234624Got me jarmies on just about to hit the hay.
i talked to a girl on wednesday at the party and she messaged me this morning
Who's this God dickhead
>>45234636hot? nocute? yesi would let her ruin me tbhon
making your boyfriend play megaman 2
>>45234479Then move to a better country!>>45234636I should either become alt or j start wearing mascara more often bc this is so fierce
>>45234657i love megaman 2
I swear I will only make my bf play good video games like Victoria 2
>>45234662+ respect I've played through it like 10 times over the years just for the music
>>45234664thoughts on drew durnillthoughts on tommykayidk any other people who play that genre of games
>>45234669they should make a vtuber that doesn't do that giga nasally voice. that's why I unironically regularly watched Hololive en back in the day. Ina just sounded like a normal girl, and Ame was a bit anime but for the most part also just sounded like a normal girl. the vtbuer aesthetic without the constant ear piercing need to take a break from it voice was nice
>>45234664I'd rather you played while you sat in my lap and I massaged your tits.
i need a cigarette…
Bf who I make play the bag of milk games and then read the things they carried and then read under the red hood and then read the common law and then watch moonlight and then read nevada and then go backpacking in the sierras w me and then we’ll watch end of evangelion and then read three principles of the people and then read girl interrupted so that he understand me>>45234669I don’t think I know who those people are
>>45234658ill never live in california you cant make me!!
>>45234677like that one twitter video
>>45234681Move to New York city then or Vancouver or something idk, white people land is bad for food!
Gay bars...
>>45234679its not the same, it's like helping raise a niece or nephew, different neural pathways>>45234680are the milk games good I have a bunch of them in my library but lowkey thought they were shovelware, also it's just random people who I think play that type of hoi game
>>45234692I like them, but they’re visual novels which ik some ppl can’t stand
>>45234692kill yourself
>>45234701not nice!
>>45234708What you said wasn’t either and was just as true as what anon said!
chasergen hates and ignores celeste. owari da
>>45234719show your penis
Going for good. Only saying this so blaire doesn't pine for me.
>>45234634You're not allowed to use this website at fourteen go play football
>>45234722NEVER
>>45234687theres a lot of good food here you just havent had it
>>45234688i wanna take you to a gay bar gay bar gay bar
>>45234713i think adopting is admirable, but if the human mind felt the same way about adoption as it did about biologically descended children, everyone would adopt since it would save a child and prevent the arduousness of pregnancy. im not making a commentary on the value or tendency just that it is clearly a real thing. it doesn't even apply exclusively to children, people buy and get newborn pets rather than from a shelter bc they don't feel its equally "theirs", they buy new rather than refurbished because they want it to be "theirs", its a natural human instinct, and when something is purely serving a function it's easier to ignore that attachment, a car, a phone, for some even pets, but for such a base biological drive as children it is a much stronger impulse or again, much more people would be adopting
Wait let me pleasure your hole rq
you will NOT see my penis, it's ugly and disgusting, i wish it wasn't there
does anyone actually like really spicy food or is it all just a competition to see who can hurt themselves the most
>>45234646it’s discordia
white people will really be like>does anyone actually like really spicy food
i am happy because ii can play the new control with chinese voice english usbtitle. 你好纽约市 >>45234752i think theres a lot of that but its nice to eat spicy sometimes too ITS INVIGORATING! CLEARS THE SINUSES! WAKES UP YOUR PUSSY wait i want to go get a pret turmeric shot now but its za lunch rush
ok nvm i spit out my drink at 我叫杰西·法登 i might actually have to go english
One of my friends is a wakaru janaiI should get back into learning japanese so they do it too
>>45234730Let's start a war
>>45234752i love traditional chinese food with good amount of chilis and Sichuan pepper, i'm not interested in competing though, it's purely a taste experience. It's hot but edible, it really adds up
>>45234760spicy food is nice but at a certain point its just unnecessary, there is no other flavor that people try to put so much of into a dish that it overpowers everything else. im trying to detach myself from all that kind of performative internet bullshit bc it just seems like a replacement to having a real personality and taste
>>45234739genuinely kill yourself
This place kind of sucks
>>45234781i think its good to reject being performative for sure. it's a real disease of the mind. i worry that a lot of the pressure to cultivate a Brand® is just misidentifying the need to cultivate a relationship with yourself
>>45234814its scary how many people i see on the internet that act like npcs. that awful type of person who doesnt have any of thei own opinions and can only speak in a set of popular words and phrases. i want to be the opposite of that
>>45234785I dont think someone who is this focused on getting others to kill themselves should be adopting anyway but that's just me!
guys I'm not going to be performative, to achieve this I will look at what is popular and do the opposite of that.
>>45234838i guess you wouldnt understand huh
>>45234828being the opposite of something is the same as being it. you rube. you absolute fucking idiot
>>45234838Being a contrarian is very discordia-coded
>>45234875the infamously contrarian ideology of liberalism and your favorite food being chicken and ricego back to perving on lesbians in cislesgen
>>45234865thats true, i saw an image that said something like that so it must be true. the opposite of having no personality is also having no personality of course
>>45234865i guess you wouldnt understand huh
listening to my performative playlist rn
>>45234913yay i love starships!!
>>45234913you know that its not performative when you feel the need to show everyone
>>45234933erm i said it was performative in my post chud!!!>>45234932i like the goofy voice she does it feels nice in the brain. but also she's a magat now RIP
>>45234884What?
My dick was successfully succed last nightFrom the gay bar full of trans baddies
>gay bar>trans baddiesnigga got his shit glorped by another nigga
Gm chat.
Ngl I love them spicy chip maingI got IBS tho i can't fool around like that no more
I have a screenshot somewhere of a terf in cislesgen telling me that I’m straight and that all my posts reek of not liking women and that I “had a rough life but used that trauma to be a bpdemon”
>>45234886i think its more like if you fixate on not being performative you end up just being performative in a different way. its better to just like the things you like and not worry about whether it comes across as performative or not>>45234971And they still say im not good to chasers btw. NOBODY is getting the men of this general laid like i am. I'm the Ghislane Maxwell of cvnty dolls. did you have fun was the music good
I want to be tossed in the rapids of bpdemons.
Absolute banger
when you ask the audhd narcissistic bpdemon with myalgic encephalomyelitis to show you their diagnoses
>>45235018Why couldn't I be at least a little crazy, i wanna be a bitch and have no culpability
>>45235051For some strange reason, i want to listen.
>>45235067Making everyone who likes you afraid of you seems like a serious piece of culpability.
>>45235051If you can pull up your mychart diagnosis list and it says gender dysphoria I’ll give you 25 dollars through Venmo
>>45235068listen to what
I look like this
>>45235086slay
>>45235007You didnt rizz her up i did stop claiming my winnings tax free
https://youtu.be/sE1Zcngd3VA
>>45235007i want to kill squirrels and mice and step on their heads crush their head and kill them leave a big red stain on my shoe
why don't you have any friends?
There was a highlander episode with a guy who could drink the pain and rage of other people and leave them in peace and basically he said he had an infinite capacity for other people's bullshit and later in the episode he proved he didn't.I worry about that sometimes.
>>45235126I love these. I've never read a CSI textbook, but i bet this shit is in there."Just write crazy shit and wait for someone to resonate with it."
Getting worried im never gonna see her again shes so beautiful
I think it was a joke from God that wasn’t an abortion
>>45235104thats true you're right good work stud>>45235121Why :(>>45235126cause im in a new city. But i have all my friends in here on the internet! those count to me to ME
Asexual anon?
>>45235166Should i go make some lunch in her kitchen
Would you date him
>>45235182I have to keep it real.Yes.
>>45235180oh i cant help you once the sun rises im always gone by the morning you need a lovergirl if you want to think about conversion
>>45235195Wtffffff
>>45235182He's not into me that's a visibly gay man i wouldn't waste his time
>>45235198He looks like he could carry me in one arm and an entire tree in the other arm.
>>45235182He seems jovial and nice
>>45235081Fair point i guess hit me with the level of crazy where i cant appreciate the loss of connections dur toxmy craziness
>>45235195chaser btw
>>45235168you asking the whole thread?
>>45235202>>45235205>>45235206Tranners will fuck anything besides me
>>45235216well lets explore that. Why do you think that is
I have bdd npd adhd aspd bpd did asd bbc htc ccp pvcoh where did I get diagnosed?doctors are the enforces of capitalism o algo
>>45235225You're a silly boy. Or girl.
>>45235220im too thugged out
>>45235215She will come
friend sent me a shirtless pic dude gained 30 lbs and I'm still 80. geeked vs locked in
>>45235225The deal is still open, if you can show medical documentation where it says you have gender dysphoria I’ll give you 25 dollars through Venmo
>>45235242I know ur little micropenis is creaming. Your little tip leaked when you saw that
good morning chaserchati had a dream i was sentenced to three years in like a prison think. i had an opportunity to escape but didn't. The guards or jannies or whatever were gambling on me escaping so they were mad at me for letting their bets lose.
This is where we need to be going as a society
will clownmaxxing find me a transbian gf?
Larry Bird is top 10 hoopers of all time. Maybe even top 5 non statistically
>>45235291>transbianvomit
Won’t someone please simp over me while I go back to sleep>>45235293Top 1 shit talker
>>45235291just ask buggy
>>45235313Care to extrapolate? >>45235304Just transition
>>45235310Can I go on a date with you im visiting new england pretty soon
>>45235322Where are you going?
“Mmmmhh that’s stupid and gay” groans the stupid gay person
They for real named a country Grease. What were they thinking.
>>45235320just ask buggy shes a transbian
>>45235331Gay sex.
>>45235238thats awful. im so sorry>>45235254wormy is ok. thats all very you
This voting bloc that I’m not a part of but makes me feel cool and proud about voting for says I need to lower taxes for billionaires, maybe this will finally help those people I use for clout!
Being unemployed actually isnt that bad besides the constant shame and guilt of losing your job
>>45235245bpd larper lol
>>45235332She's a lil young, she's like 21 I think I prefer like 30+
I have many medical documents that say I have gender dysphoria on them
>>45235333Right now? I dunno, I am actually a bit busy broski.
>>45235346why are you being mean
Alrighty it’s past 9 so I’m gonna go to sleep, good night everyone
>>45235353nobody asked
>>45235358PLEASE LET ME TONGUE YOUR ASSHOLE
>>45235166youre a squirrwl
>>45235356im not being mean lol I'm just pointing out the bpdlarp, theres a reason the person that constantly yaps about having bpd is getting mad at my post making fun of people who say they have bpd with no diagnosis.Mental health diagnoses are fake anyway it's purely self reported, you can get any of you want, its so easy to larp mental illness and some people dont even do that bare minimum.
>>45235366The three times someone’s done this to me, it didn’t feel like much, but idrk if that’s more just me not feeling much of anything during sex or if it’s really j overrated
how do you kiss someone after they have been licking your poop hole. I could never do that. too visceral
>>45235377>three timesnevermind youre used goods
>>45235358PLEASE DONT LET ME TONGUE YOUR ASSHOLE
good morning i have the worst hangover ever
>>45235376I’m almost positive that you’re some kind of autistic
yo that gta 6 rp e-sex finna go CRAZY
>>45235387I hope your alcoholism ends up killing you
>>45235388so much experience diagnosing yourself you can now diagnose othersmashallah
>>45235378why are you posting only fat dudesdo we have to be fat to date a girl or what
>>45235393why are you so rude. ill beat you up
Fat men cuddle better
would you date him
>>45235397I didn’t “diagnose” myself with anything. I went to a psychiatrist who gave me the diagnosis and made me do dbt therapy. I was also just making an assumption, quit being a weird little bitch about everything
i like big penis
>>45235404I'm a master cuddler and I'm just a big non fat man
>>45235377Every time you say something about your life it reveals how fucking gross you are
>>45235368mmvc mmvc
>>45235168hello mr e. mr e update?
>>45235404in these cold months i miss them more than ever
>>45235291Bump
i deserve a bf to keep me warm at night
I deserve a boymoder that will nut in my mouth
>>45235435Hello aa. I got a haircut and the trans woman at the desk gave me some gingerbread when I left. I also set up a switch 2 emulator and finished the deku tree dungeon
Ive never cummed from head is there something wrong with me or am i just not attracted to her
I deserve better
its kinda crazy that voice is more or less the only thing that determines gender. multiple people who I have literally video called and told that I was trans (albeit in a non serious tone) have thought I was cis and joking about being trans because I "dont sound trans". same thing happens irl where I boy/manmode and get erroneously gendered female when I'm ostensibly a man in that scenario because my voice has become more naturally feminine from using a deliberate feminine voice, though I don't inquire as to why so it might be other things in those scenarios (hair length or height or something)like I really gotta lock in on voice training. structure is too much work but I have been belting it in the shower, my assumption is that if I do something strenuous like singing in a feminine voice progressively louder, my speaking voice will naturally improve. plus singing is a very freeing activity, just feels nice to do.why is the most important thing something that takes effort man, shit is rigged wallahi. though that's more for the average person, if it was something like looks then gaining weight would also require effort for me so actually I'm just screwed by the universe to require effort for everything. shit really is rigged
>>45235464im jelly of the gingerbread. was it good? did you flirt with her? how does the remake run on emulator?
>>45235474No you really dont you fat fuck
i look different every day
>>45235483Quit being mean to me
>>45235469probably she's an awful dick suckersame happens to me, never came from a bj, always had to help girls jacking myself off until I'm about to cum
im bad at everything
Am I really that ugly?Every other tranny has simps and people that defend them, but all I ever get is people being mean to me and wanting me to kill myself.
>>45235469theres nothing wrong with you and it's probably not that you aren't attracted to her either. i mean it could be but it probably isn't. the body is a complicated machine it won't do what you want all the time it's nobody's fault. don't worry so much about doing sex correctly just try to have fun. that's the point, isn't it??
>>45235481Yeah it was good gingerbread but I didn't flirt with her. I don't tend to flirt very often and she was too young anyway.I can get it running at around 45 fps after tweaking some things. Horrible stutters during shader compilation though, like a 3 second freeze when attacking an enemy for the first time
Make the new thread sissy
>>45235521that doesn’t sound very fun to play!
>>45235535No im going to take a nap you do it
>>45235492Give me head
>>45235539I think im gonna wait for a few more updates
>>45235485Feeling fabulous
>>45235568https://voca.ro/14dATGH5MxGz
>>45235564Some questions for you.>Do kangaroos ever knock on your windows?>how bad are the venomous snakes in your area? Are you scared of the brown and tiger snakes?>have you seen a huntsman spider before>what marsupials have you seen in the wild?
bf who watches hunter x hunter with me
i need to pee
>>45235579seal faggotmake yourself useful and make the new thread
>>45235575I wrap your cat up>>45235588Not with that attitude o(｀^´*)
cumming into next poster's mouth
please give me that tranny load
>>45235621congrats you got a hairy man load
Good morning chasergen frens.Getting ready for my date that's in about 4 hours. How much makeup do y'all think is appropriate? It's a bit chilly, so I'm gonna be wearing blue jeans and a sweater. We're also going to a cafe for brunch. Not a high end restaurant. I'm thinking some light foundation, eye shadow, and concealer.
Now that Nicki is cancelled did we ever figure out what the fuck was going on with her patois. It's not my business but I can't stop thinking about it
bf who owns a van
>>45235579>Do kangaroos ever knock on your windows?Never>how bad are the venomous snakes in your area? Are you scared of the brown and tiger snakes?Very few around where I'm living right now. But we had tiger snakes when I lived out in the bush as a kid. My mum made me stomp on a tiger snake with a brick under my boot once, wasn't full size of course. I was kinda scared about that. We also had these black dugite snakes that i'd see sunbaking on the road when I was riding my bike to school>have you seen a huntsman spider beforePlenty, they're harmless but look pretty scary>what marsupials have you seen in the wild?Many. Bandicoots, kangaroos, quokkas, wombats, possums...
>>45235564that’s probably smart. you think you’ll buy the console eventually?
>>45235647so many cute little guys ... im jealous suddenly ...
>>45235637Pls respond :(
>>45235647Thank you for sharing this with me. A shame about the snake stomping, I had a similar incident happen when I was a kid, except mine wasn't even venomous to humans>quokka You've seen a quoakka before? Aren't they only found on one island or something, you must have taken a trip there or went to a zoo or something.Not sure if you're interested or not, but I live in New England and I have seen many animals in the wild in my area, I'll list some.>moose>deer>opossums>raccoons>black bears>beavers>porcupine>otters>Bob catsEtc. It's actually amazing all of the wonderful animals I have seen in nature in my area, im very greatful for it. The moose and black bear encounter were probably the freakiest. The moose was at night while driving, and the bear ran past me while I was hiking, although it was a young juvenile who was too old to be with a mother. So I was fine.
im drink oj rn are you jelly
>>45235691i am can i have some :(
>>45235675someone respond to Pring
>>45235695it was the last of the bottle im sorry :(
>>45235690>You've seen a quoakka before?Yeah I rode my bike around the entirety of rottnest island as a kid. The quokkas are very friendly there too
>>45235696Seriously :(
>>45235696>>45235675I read the post, but I'm not trans so I don't know what advice to give sorry. Best I could say is dress however you think is appropriate for the occasion. And wear whatever makeup you think looks best, your date probably won't judge you if you have too much on. Sorry
>>45235710Lucky, I would love to see one. But I have seen a moose which I bet you have never seen so I'd say we're tied.
