last one >>45229451qotd: do you think you need a legal team and representation in court?
>>45233082I can not speak garlic only english for me <3
>>45233123But you're canadian as far as I know. No french? As-tu des cigarretes?
>>45233134he's a hoser
>>45233134Erm im winnipegian so NO FRENCH
>>45233153Thats a slur in my culture you might as well have called me the n word or the c word or the k word :s
>>45233096bjork is already featured on niggas on the moon so she’s down to one
>>45233163Wow that abdomen is full of turds you can tell because he has a turd pouch in his belly you can always tell when a twink has a turd in his belly...
UM
modok is so unfunny to me
I went to some stores and got two cold weather shirts and pumpkin spice wafer rolls>>45228567>>45228647Those are so cute!>>45228719Yes! I agree>>45228722OMG O.OShock?>>45228872Hi! What lovely cats. I hope you are having a good day too, thank you!
I hope you're feeling well today
Marina WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID
>>45233263Oh no, what did I do this time? D:
i need to get fatter
>>45233279ew
>>45233259i feel completely alienated from the human race
>>45233308i wanna welcome you back by eating your butt
Why is chat gpt trying to TRANS ME
>>45233308Why do you feel alienated?
I don’t like the life I live very much at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luef1H24hU8You can like the life you're livingYou can live the life you likeYou can even marry HarryBut mess around with AйкAnd that's good, isn't it?Grand, isn't it?Great, isn't it?Swell, isn't it?Fun, isn't it?But nothing stays
if they added modok to marval rivals what would u do
if they added shiza to your bed what would u do
>>45233464reinforce the bed and the floors, ideally i'd try moving her from the bed first
>>45233478I lived in a cheap apartment with a second floor bedroom and we made the cheap plaster ceiling crumble and fall in a section because our sex was too powerfulIt was a mess but it turned me on a little bit
lonely methdesto nights
>>45233505was the sex that good? a big penis was involved? anyway now imagine this sex and multiply it by 10, this is the resonance shiza's causing by simply walking on ceilings. that's why she's not allowed to even physically be on bridges, let alone walking there
>>45233509Imagine BEING slayer BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT
>>45233509Heвepвинтepcкиe* нoчи
>>45233376Well I'm a love with mine life so maybe you should do the pancakes method binch and be yourself no matter how much ChatGPT, Claude, or Grok try to force femme me from when I'm living my Best Bear Life aka my BBL!
Jebs lokayed could not handle the bear livestyles. He's been eating alive.
>>45233608>>45233593I agree 100%
Um im scared im always the last one posting
i can't believe that pompous ass grindr ceo thinks grindr is a social app for building a sense of gay community and not just a hook-up app. the whole reason i uninstalled was because i got tired of married men hitting me up for dick on the low on the reg.the ceo did an ama and acts like it's gay facebook. like, really bud? seriously?what a faggot.
>>45233908i mean it could be all of that if they designed it to be any of that. they've made it a pay to whore website so that's what it is>grindr ceois he gay?
>>45233376you should change the name Jeb to Emo, more fitting.
Where do you actually find bottoms in their 30s that aren't whores? Do they just go to work and then go home and do hobbies or something?
Slayer plz rape me >_<
>>45233961Im a virgin i still have my hymen im 24 though
>>45233961i'm almost 30 in 3 years and I think we just are good at ignoring shit that stresses us out so we tend to just do things that we enjoy and avoid anything else
>>45233963>Slayeri'm so disappointed in you.
>>45233976what do you enjoy
slayers hateful army is not welcomed here
>>45233983music mainly
>>45233990making music or listening to music? what music do you like listening to (pretend this is a spoiler: when you play with your hole)?
>>45233963Good taste
>>45234011both>>45234011my taste varies, from Enya to Black Flag to Rachmaninoff to everything that they are notlast 4 songs I listened to but they don't really represent everything i listen tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maazn1Puoeghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo8UMZ1Vu4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL5ofVC0EDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBm1lSlQiO0
>>45234036so you're gonna ignore my fake spoiler huh
>>45233976>me being surprised I can't find a wholesome bottom bf when I act the exact same way
Dihh
>>45234125I think it's just what men do, get carried away with a hobby or interest. It's why we need shed, a garage, or a man cave to isolate.
hairy hole
I like this kind of pizza
>>45234147i like hairy hole
>>45234147it's called margherita style
>>45234147looks like shit
>>45234147what typee of music do you like marina?
>>45234147what music do you like listening to (pretend this is a spoiler: when you play with your hole)?
>>45234049this or just seeing a guy play a music instrument half naked would get me goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ozt9Jh9z0Q
>>45234172slut
Erm
>>45234147>>45234156Its a damn good looking one too.
I like to eat food so I can convert it to POO
>>45234189ERM>>45234147I like this kind of pizza
Wait no this type... but it has to have cream cheese stuffed crust and its new England pizza erm
Is there a way to make your bussy squirt? Preferably not involving feces. Or hemorrhoids.
>>45234212i haven't had deep dish pizza in forevernot many places sell it
>>45234219if you fill your ass up with enough cum or water you can than squirt it out
>>45234219good examplehttps://thisvid.com/videos/slutty-twink-squirts-water-out-of-ass/
do bottoms discuss their top’s dick size?
>>45234150Lewd!>>45234156I had one once from a street fair vendor that was baking them in an outdoor oven. It may be the best pizza I've ever had.>>45234162I like different kinds of music but much of it feels so random it's hard to assign it to a genre. Lately I've been enjoying electronic music but I also like music played on real instruments like jazz, rock, and blues.>>45234167Anon noo>>45234195Yes ^-^>>45234212Oh that looks good! I like that style of crust.>>45234213I don't think I've had a stuffed crust before! I do like cream cheese though.
the cybertruck has to the ugliest invented automobile in the history of all of them, just seeing them on the road makes me cringe so hard, I feel gross looking at it's ununiform shape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHlHrz58oA
Satisfying cum
>>45233330>>45233335To make you a better woman for me.Sadly I am too depressed to take care of you so all that HRT was for nothing.
I've always wanted a circular car (in the shape of a UFO) where everyone has their own leg room, it just feels like the right shape for a car or a flying object
>>45233335to be honest i do get repressed vibes from you
>>45234331i agree, i remember seeing this one edited photo of him maybe 3-4 years ago before AI came out, and he had long curly hair and he looked like a young julia roberts and I was like wow that's who he is meant to be
I slept with AI before it became famous
>>45234331Erm no im all man... im surprised people by how much of a manly menses I am
>>45234345i wanna tug on that beard :D
>>45234345
>>45234345you lost all your muscle
>>45234356Giwtwm
>>45234356>>45234359Erm why do you has that saved 0_0
Me before schizophrenia i had TWINK DISEASE And when I got schizophrenia I got saved through bearification
>>45234387I was looking through the archive for a certain photo of you instead I found stuff you posted under the name "bewd"is this when you got HIV?https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/29964373/#29965903
>>45234408I aint clicking that shit
>>45234415I find it interesting that not once did you ever mention being homeless while homeless when you had a phone and you were posting.. I think you're making things up and this HIV/schizo shit is just a character larp.
>>45234435Erm thats where your wrong see thing is i didnt have a phone when I was homeless... :/
Erm im scared what if i never lose weight and turn back into gd and I stay mr pancakes forever
>>45233096azaelia my queen
>>45234482giwtwm
>>45233096>Only twice
>>45234441there was never a time between 2023-2026 where took a long break from posting (more than a few weeks)
how upset would you be if you visited a white guy's kitchen and saw he only had plain, regular, and "mild" foods?
>>45234538I wouldn't care. If I'm going over to a guy's place it's to eat his cum not his food
>>45234527Um thats simply a fabrication
I was homeless I forget what year I think it was 2023 or maybe even 2022 but that doesnt make erm sense basically I was not yet 24
Basically its so hard being a schizophrenic hiv positive homeless gay youth
Thoughts on the leftwing celebrity h3h3?
>>45234576I think he cheating with Tamara and Tamara is NASTLY UGLY and hila is pretty so
Basically slayer is erm nastly TOO
Tops are much grosser than straight men
>>45234613dey eat da poo poo
My work just hired a new IT guy and this is the third IT guy in a row they've hired that is hot.
I am the new IT guy
>>45234482He's so shiny
>>45234666Can you please inform the rest of your team that I would like you all to run a train on me?
Chick-fil-AllahBurger JesusMcBuddhaTaco Baalimagine a world where everything was religious inspired
>>45234720turns out only 2 kinds of people were watching the h3h3 podcast: shiza and shiza's mom
post guys that scare you
>>45234759
>>45234759His ass being like 30 something
daily affirmation i am NOT going to kill myself
>>45234797he said "scares you", not "gives you a boner"
>>45234820>>45234820scared stiffi wonder if shiza would ever rape her cousin, lile drug n ride him tied up
>>45234815why not?
how many sex toys do you own?
>>45234849
mad how bottoms will just casually tell you they have an 8 inch dildo
>>45234904Why is that “mad”? We need them so we can train for hung men.
i'm 18 but i basically have a child's body :/
>>45234955hellowtf do u mea. a childs?
its really a shame that indian guys sound funny and smell bad because a lot of them have really gorgeous uncut dicks. i wish muslims didnt circumsize
gayge, ita so ogre ..i have hair growing in n out of my ears
>>45234979ur nigger, harry! a niiighgger
>>45234981you've still got eyebrows decide to start growing longer for no reason to go yet
if i ever get a divorce i am NOT paying child support
>>45235006yeah about that......at least my ballsack is not dropping yet
>>45235016ur broke loloser
>>45234979arabs are almost as uggo as indians
>>45234955you'll appeal to more people in the bigens
shiza and thorny going on a roblox adventure
>>45235130roblox kiiidz are too old for her, they are loke 12
ロブロックス
Soles Soles Soles
>>45234482he needs a shower and then a thorough pit fucking
>>45235189another photo that could be hot if it weren't lacking socks
or hole
honest rating?
>boyfriend said he would use me for child support ASAP if he was a womani should leave this relationship right? what's stopping this guy from using me for money? god i hate men they're so annoying
>>45233961All bottoms are whores, no exception. If you can't verse you are not a real homo
>>45235241FUCKYOU #freethepigglywigglies
>>45235257>auburnfaggot
>>45235257i rate you a pedo
men should be whores
polyfags get the rope
>>45235257repulsive face
so thorny turned straight? my! my! how our little boy has grown! it was just some time ago, he was taking pics of his ass like a fag in front of the mirror and talking about the spluck! spluck! sound that his anus makes when fucking it with his favorite dildo. ughhh t_t
>>45235314when ur undercover with the faggots (or so i thought lol) u have to make sacrifices
>>45235270Women have it easy, of course a man would take that route if they could.
>>45235359i would kill the bitch
>>45235297>>45235301duality of gaygen
>>45235352lulkikjojare you undercover right now, vati
>>45235276>you are not a real homowell yeh, I'm bisexual.
>>45235379rolling my eyes right now
>>45235379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu0fxuaa4-A>some men love women>some men love men>then there are bisexuals though some say they are just kidding themselves:3
>>45235375no i told u i aint a coxksucking bitchass retarded nigger faggot
my bf won't top :(
>>45235406yeah yeah go to eep, fattie
>>45235421why
>a second grey hairMan what the fuck, im not even 28 and my pubes are going silver. Im not old damn it. IM NOT OLD!
>>45235440neck so smol
Cuddles first thing on a cold morning :3 <3 love him
>>45235455show pubes
she's canning water again
>>45235457are there neck workouts
>>45235436im still not clear on gaylordsis this homogay? many trugay faggots seem to be into hairless twinksand if they are into hairless twinks they are into kids and so it follows that they can fuck some women
>>45235455>IM NOT OLD!embrace it. soon you will be a mid thirties tired eye heartthrob
>>45235515Can I eat your ass
>>45235257will always, forever, positively until the end of time look million times better than the asblast raging fat ugly old walled life-waster spent on nothing sad mad resentful german pedo tr0nny
Eating thorny's ass and flossing with his pinworms
>>45235544>we need your e-mail to send you resultsHeт.
>>45235538but why? get a nasty masc trugsy hookupfaggot sex is cheap and ugly
>>45235544do these looks like the guys you date or fuck?
>>45235542bull,he has an extremely unpleasant facial flesh collection, ugly animal mouth, ugly nose, ugly eyes, ugly head shapejust a 2/5 and 1/5 for me
i'm gay..
fascinating how severe body dysmorphia will make someone stamp out everything that makes them distinctive
>>45235586hi gay i'm dad
>>45235574second column first row Second row first and second column all look vaguely like my boyfriend so yes i would say so
meow meow meow
>>45235608https://youtu.be/3-y0p0GL4TI
>>45235608troon
>>45235608poisoned kitty food with antifreeze
>>45235544what’s this from
>>45235583you are a 1/5 amongst 2/5s. you don't get to talk. you're a 2/25. and yet he's still gonna be happier, saner and hotter than you will ever be or was in your life, which is not really life at all but just existence at best. cope harder old retarded unhealed low vibing schizo.
>>45235602post bf
>>45235544>hawk facewhat the fuck is that what the FUCK do you mean
>>45235632the low vibing threw me kekare you pretending to be a freshie?pls continue
Is Peter Thiel one of us?
>>45235670humanoids?
why does wanting to do something make it so much harder/impossible to do that thing>>45235670a fucking retard? yeah
peterthielussy
>>45235670peter thiel is gayer than most of you only dan and maybe debaser are as gay as him
>>45235699you're confusing being gay with being a faggot
>>45235652already have hes v cute objectively
>>45235699dan is but he's a bit weirddebaser is fat, retarded, obese, ugly, mentally ill and stupid and also a fat blue haired prison gay tranny probably a pooner by now
>>45235463No point, i plucked it out of rage>>45235534I will never. Im going to look like the guy from disco elysium
>>45235715trip up, thorny
>>45235544that's not greek nose. greek nose is when the nose bridge seamlessly fuses with the forehead with little to no bump or depression. they are extremely rare though
>>45235721insanity
>>45235721you are a superstar, anon!
>>45235721>the guy from disco elysiumgirl i'm bored, let's go running
can someone please start posting men? i haven't seen anyone posted with a penis that will be always bigger than mine, because it's small. i feel out of place.
>>45235732my boyfriend looks like this
>>45235738you deserve it
>>45235733
>>45235747you're making it very hard for me but i guess that drawn black haired guy has a bigger penis than me for some reason because he's tall and broad and i don't for some reason
>>45235755how is your relationship with your father
>>45235448he just isn't into it and much prefers bottoming
>>45235738my boyfriend looks like this
>>45235730Im more like a white dwarf, something shriveled and burned out>>45235732Running is fun, i need to run more
>>45235767drop him
>>45235771You deserve it
>>45235733all i got is jude bellingham pulling up his undies as if they were a skirt
>>45235772ok but the genetic failure can suck his dick
>>45235783i'd bell his ham iykwim
Milk Truck
>>45235764idk why you're asking this question>>45235783:/
>>45235771stop raping animals
>>45235793i do indeed
>>45235795answer the question
>>45235812would bell yours too
>>45235819i don't comment of personal topics. post cock
>>45235823i’m not a persyn of hole
>>45235850
what are you doing to improve your body as the winter approaches soon? or are you gonna eatmaxx and fatten up (in all the wrong places) because its swo cwold out there uwu and you just wanna spend all day becoming a blanket burrito?i walk an hour everyday btw
>>45235852did i say anything about hole?
>>45235858can't see shit and that's not a cock, it's paige's cut g(oy)ock
>>45235860>i walk an hour everyday btwpost legs
>>45235858definitely has hypospadias
>>45235860i walk couple hours every night but it still doesn't make me any more beautiful or big penised
>>45235884>i walk couple hours every nightwhy slayer?
>>45235863hams are butts and a bell is your cock head so i think you did mate
>>45235858shizzy is so beautiful ooaaaaahhhwwwwwwwww :3
>>45235875not today
>>45235895i don't debate the hole-less
losing weight and being skinnier will absolutely make your penis bigger proportionally
>>45235858NiceWhy's it bleeding though...
rubbing cocks with ****** inside of jude bellinghams boy puss
>Nice
>>45235919>******who?
>nike
>>45235923God forbid a nigga pull a fat bitch with a small penis :/
>>45235935you really think god supports niggas pulling fat bitches with small pps?
>>45235945A merciful god would not have made me this wayBesides, someone's gotta do it
>>45235894not slayer>whyi suffer a lot
is it gay to wanna fuck on your bottoms dick in a fleshlight
>>45235932huge well defined cock unlike mine and it bulges through any underwear too for some reason
>>45235957and walking at night makes you suffer less?
>>45235969>fuck on your bottoms dick in a fleshlight
>>45235978yeah totally. what you makes you think it's not therapeutic? i breathe fresh air, there's almost no one around to make fun of me and my small penis, sometimes a fun conversation occures, if i'm in a mood to run i get a bit healthier too
>>45235954>someone's gotta do ityou're a true god's warrior, anon. i kneel
>>45235996you live in the country? who are you conversing with? are they hallucinations?
>>45236019Fuck off, monitoring spirit
>>45235883are you a urologist lol
>>45236036i have eyes
>>45236027ok crazy
>>45236040i want lick a dick of urologist and study dick with him. i want to lick you dick.
>>45236040>i haveautism
>>45236019>you live in the country?most do>who are you conversing with?online spirits in a demonic box mostly>are they hallucinations?might as well be
>>45236073>most doi don't think so but ok>online spirits in a demonic box mostly>might as well beha ha, how funny. anyway good luck with your night time mental illness walks.
im still alive. do you guys ever think of me?
>>45236101i'm sorry for not being a big penised man like you are and having to adapt my life around this sad fact
>sph mental illness gimmickbring back sockposting
>bring back *holeposting
i don't have sph tho, i already feel bad enough on my own. post bigger penis of yours
>>45236144>>45236119i wish you would go back to cutting yourself
>>45236149i'm not paige you fucking retarded delusional himbo
i'm still alive too, thanks for asking
>>45236124yeah these mentho bitches always shit up gigi, innit?
>>45236111post soles
The guy I'm seeing got officially diagnosed with autism and it's kinda giving me the ick bros
>>45236163huge feet unlike mine i wonder why>>45236164why is he so lean and his shoulder kinda so broad and his penis probably big and sweaty too in these sweat while mine isn't
Skittles should be citrus only
>>45236153you're no different
>>45236194how so? please elaborate
>>45236163finally a good post>>45236186skittles should be dumped into the trash[this post was sponsored by the starburst gang]
>>45236183you're retarded. he was retarded before he was officially diagnosed. you're retarded from pretending it matters
>>45236198you both behave the same way
Итaн КляйнTaмapa Джoзeф (did a spell to kill Oливep Tpee)>Blind Item #19>Everyone is assuming that the married podcaster/streamer didn't know the girlfriend was sleeping with at least one other staffer. She will say something entirely different. She will say it was part of the kink and he wanted to watch like he was Sean Combs or something but had to settle for her telling him after the fact. Was it also to keep the other staffer(s) in line? The way she is leaking this stuff is crazy.Oop...
>>45236206you'll just say it because my penis is so small unlike yours and you need an argument to hate on me because you don't want to just admit that my physical disability disgusts you and you want me to die and even christ forbid we've met and i was normal (this is probably taking place in alternative reality at this point) and even slight chance you thought of me as something reasonable you'd still would have told me off for that one simple small reason. idk why you need to involve paige, she's allowed to vent too once in a while, it's not a bad thing. fake ass bitch.
>>45236166add me on disc viennaisreal lol. i am barely ever on 4chan anymore and i post hole there a lot
>>45236257You're a very beautiful BWC twink rexie. Any chance you top me?
>>45236253ok
>silent iphone alarm againat least it's saturday i guess
>>45236201He was a bit different for sure, but knowing he's not just special but a literal autist is making me less attracted to him
>>45236266add me then maybe
none of this will matter once we're famous rock stars
>>45236274my point stands
>>45236257important question: is your hole hairy and can anyone add?
so glad I'm not autistic or adhd because neither of those exist and are just crutches lazy or weak people use to get out of responsibilities
>>45236273>iphonewhich model are you using? is it iphone air?
>>45236269i'm sorry for being a nuisance and a genetic overlook
>>45236298anyone can add viennaisreal! and yes my hole is hairy rn but most of the pics i have of it are shaved
>>45236290Look I'm not saying it's logical or really even defendable but it's how I feel
>hairy holeHE SAID IT AGAIN!ITS STILL FUNNY!ASSHOLE HAIR!GET IT?
Fresh and sweet >>45236348>>45236348
>>45236339Can we have a preview?
>>45236346mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... ass hair
