anal princess editionQOTT: do you like doing it in the butt? which is your favorite zelda?prev: >>45221762
>>45239139>QOTTYes we're all fags here, and I like twilight princess
>>45239139this image is such a classic
mocking me
gartermoding
>>45238381you're in mmg right now champ
>>45239139>PicrelI'd love a manmoder like Skyward Sword and A Link to the Past, so cute.
i have never really fw zelda and don't understand the hypei played a couple of the games and they just felt linear and though nice to look at, left much to be desired
okay, i understand
okay, i don't understand
>>45239402I am being mocked by persons unknown
mocked gangstalked and goaded into kms
i used my char coal grill today and realized how not worth it making burghers are but it's all there the mayo and the cheese although my neighbor saw me thru the fence and i had to say hi even though i was wearing those stupid running shorts
>>45239438hah, thankfully no gangstalking
>>45239458gimme a look at them moder thighs
>>45239434what if you were wrong and actually weren't? :\
did i mention i'm afab and ftm?
>>45239587I look like this and say this
>>45239573let's piv gOwO
what style should i have if i'm thinking of girlmoding as a late 30s manmoder?
just fucking die. fuck you!
this
SO much this.
I'm never going to die I'm immortal
>>45239529:/
why are you being so hostile?
maybe u deserve it?
what if i'm not being hostile and you were wrong
what if zelda was a girl
>>45239139how does midna react though?
what is she right now
why would i have done anything to deserve hostility?
you haven't idiot
I have much idiot
am i allowed to be a beautiful princess?
met a moder here and liked her a lot but lowk ghosted her
highk she deserved it
probleh
normalize ghosting, being ghosted, and moving on with your life
>normalize dissing people who try to be nice to you
stop i can't do this today
>>45239961are you ghosting or getting ghosted
just close the tab lol
>>45239979i ghost i always hold the power in a power imbalance
>>45239995It's clearly working out for you
who dissed who that was being nice to who?
vagueposter general
>>45240011i'm going to ignore the attitude you're giving me have a nice weekend
yeah, you all struggle with respecting boundaries or consent
i loved anal with my toys pre HRTtoday was the first day where I wanted to try it again and got my toys out, only to forget about it while playing vidya and feeling kinda icky about iti miss having fun
>>45240189it'll come back
>>45240189sexuality is gross, youre in a better place now
how did i even diss you?
im never sticking anything up there. When i was young i damaged it with a toothbrush
>>45239139 my ass is collapsed because i was an idiot and couldn't wait until i was 18 and buy a dildoso instead i used fucking deodorant cansand now i'm basically asexual because i don't think i can fix itidk it's got worse with a the stress lately maybe constipatedtwilight princess
ASS TO ASS
>>45240520Lol wtf how is that possible
>>45239139Wind Waker Zelda is blushing, meaning she wants it, but is shy/apprehensive about it because it might give her a certain image. In the same way women would want to be sexually ravaged by an extremely attractive man, but don't want to look cheap. Though, being a whore doesn't carry the same social stigma like it used to.
>>45240520see a doctor. trust me. having trouble shitting is real fucking annoying
i have daddy issues
wasting my life award
you call it wasting away because you envy the potential you see in others that you can't see in yourself.i call it stealing away.
qott: sure, breath of the wild4tran lgbt server for friends:https://discord.gg/B6CbkspzQ
>neighboring state is literally building an entire gated community for (them) with public moneybut yea bro they are persecuted and whatnot lol
>>45241155https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkM2Q5n7
help me. please? :/
>>45241319ok
>>45241319with your homework? sure.
>>45241321thanks. ^_^
everybody has their limits
mine is you
wow
how rude!
>>45241127let me in... let me in...
I watched a 4 hour documentary about elon cucksk
and? where is the report
let me in let me in let me in
wtf mocking me?
in in in in
Does this wall look too schizo?
>>45241482sidewaysconsider
>>45241301you didn't include an option for it happened but it was a good thing
>>45241496If you look you can see I am standing sideways on the wall in the hair poster
triggering autists with misaligned hangings
>>45241511It’s purposely not aligned
>>45241506yes I canis that bowie or rik mayall
>>45241529David Bowie in this middle. Prince at the bottom, Jean-Michel Basquiat at top
can we make this about me
>>45241535bowie raped children
>>45241542I ordered a Jeffrey poster that will go to the right of cruising
>>45241542Good.
my mom was mean to me
>>45241557Yes, how could you tell from my painting I’m hanging up?
hey so when do we make it about me
Me me meI’m gonna go goon now see y’all later
hanging, yes. im racist because of a brain injury like john fetterman. im gay and ugly
they let me in
w
agender fag.has he finally gone insane
>>45241747It’s the Wellbutrin spiking my dopamine.
i have been
Im agp fake trans. My existance is an insult to real true teannies . Ill be hanging with husies at the gay bar because my pooner wants to go out. "so i'm girlname" be totallt male passing
howdy smellers
>>45239139>QOTTNot really. I'm very insecure of my penis and find anal kinda gross so I don't really have real sex I just occasionally give head and leave my underwear on if the rest of the clothes come off. I really like breath of the wild even though I finished it. Never really got into Zelda besides that tho.
>>45239139Twilight Princess my beloved
I need to take a bunch of speed and work 24 hours straight, wish me luck.
>>45239139>tumblr_mau8bgec8Q1rhz2h0o(...).jpgholy shit I just remembered when tumblr was a huge
>>45242816meme
i hate the anti ai queers more than anything in the world, even more than the queer vegans
>>45243224hi sam altman
it just annoys me when their "art" is just chris chan self inser oc tier garbage
this is worse than saying ai is "stealing art" lmao all art is a form of self insert get a new argument damn
>>45243224>hates ai>hates vegansdo you also hate water? Lmao
I know I will never pass and I don't know what to do
the same thing we do every night pinky
>>45243385manmode. forever
>>45243378no, i just hate insufferable performative queers
>>45243440I really hate it
real kweers engage in a meat only diet
no, but i hate how i'm supposed to pretend to care abput activism just to be able to fuck tranny ass
>>45243587you really shouldnt have to pretend to care about anything at all to fuck tranny assyou sound ugly
>>45243630you attack my looks without knowing what i look likepar for the course
that's right, my belly is soooooo full rn and i'm rubbing it
>>45243489i will program a vegan bot swarm to harass you
>>45243708uwu i concede
vegans are right but i'm a treatlerite so i don't care
i am a carnist, goddamn itpuppygirls need protein in the form of animal meatanything less than that is a jewish lie
>>45243829bro my ACTUAL dog is plant based
>>45244338how tf is your dog made out of plants?
affini dog
>>45244338that's animal abuse
>>45244434https://sustainablepetfood.info/vegetarian-canine-diets/#3
>>45244485your animals must hate youthat is abject neglect
started drinking at 7am award
>>45244544lol
>Dogs fed vegan diets were less likely to need medication, medical diets or unusually high numbers of veterinary visits, were more likely to be assessed as healthy by dog owners and their veterinarians, had lower rates of illness, and fewer cases of health disorders when they were unwell. Reductions ranged from 14% – 51% for average dogs, compared to dogs fed conventional meat-based diets. Additionally, the odds of suffering from six specific health disorders fell by 50%–61% compared to dogs fed conventional meat. All of these differences were statistically significant. Overall, the proportions of dogs considered to have suffered from health disorders were: conventional meat – 49 %, raw meat – 43 % and vegan – 36 %. Probabilities of suffering from one of the 22 most common health disorders were highest in dogs fed: conventional meat for 11 disorders, raw meat for eight disorders, and vegan diets for three disorders.youre trolling
If I transed when I was young and was considering it I could had an okey body.
>>45244771trip on chuddy
Gay men were hitting on me last night
im a gay man
i hope your dog dies
>>45244851So you can eat it? freak
yep
zelda is manmodercodedreal zelda, not botw
botw was the only good zelda game anyway
>>45245152my bad
Are you allowed to post selfies here? I just want to have an objective opinion on if its over or not
>>45245184o i encourage it
How over is it? I feel like my worst parts are my nose, my brow, and my darker hair, and maybe also my overall length of face.
sexually dimorphic pokemon is dumbest shit ever. borderline reactionary
>>45245243how much time on hrt
>>45245243and still not uglier than chudette somehow
>>45245243you have facial hair
>>45245179i wish you'd show me that you love me at least once in a while
>>45245243grim
>>45245284Its complicated ive been on for a year or so stretches here and there but also life got in the way and I had to get myself through school and sometimes ive lapsed. Also a repper so ive been on and off sadly>>45245287Im not sure who that is but I think thats a compliment?
>>45245298just find someone that loves you and stop chasing people who are too afraid
>>45245296yeah I know that, thats why i said my darker hair. Its dark underneath so I have to get laser which im going to do here soon.>>45245311Yeah im aware but is it like end my life over?
>>45245328keep being on it
>>45245354Yes I recently restarted injections. I will need ffs wont I?
>>45245347how tall are you
>>452453755'10
>>45245389okay well your face doesn't look that masculine, but it's hard to tell from a single photo (one from the side would help), FFS would help obviously, but with long hair you could look androgynous at least5'10 is just ok, it's not 6'2 like my height so you're not doomed to manmode foreveran outline of your body would help too, or at least your measurements
>>45245367Yea
>>45245243Would>>45245296>>45245311Mmg posters when they see an actual manmoder
>>45245524Im confused are the people here not manmoders? Theyre passoids?
I just took some pictures of my face and I am not going to make itI'm not sure how to describe my features but they look unfixable even with FFSI have a brow ridge and a nose bridge, together with the nose that is pretty horizontally extended, if you know what I mean. the nose bridge is tallmy midface appears longI have a very large chin, wide jaw (notoriously difficult to change), the growth also wasn't entirely horizontal, but a bit vertical, so my face looks pretty longmy eye sockets are pretty deep too
>>45245524im a ngmi never malefailed trumoder and my face has been clean of significant facial hair since before my first hrt anniversary
>>45245540Yeah all but like 3 or so people here
>>45245542this is what I mean (I look different though)
>>45245543Im getting electrolysis done soon, sorry anon ive just been a dumb repressor and battling these feelings for a long time>>45245544Ah, sorry to disturb you all then.
>>45245585this face is extremely fixable with ffs, it is structurally feminine with the only masculinized aspects being bone protrusion that ffs specifically targets>>45245599that’s good nona, remember to get some lidocaine to make it easier!
>>45245616that's not my face, mine is worsedesu I have never seen any surgeons being able to fix jaws
>>45245634>desu I have never seen any surgeons being able to fix jawslmao? what? jaw width from the front maybe, but specifically the masculine protrusions when viewed from profile are the second most common thing removed by ffs after brow
>>45245645unless you get a very good surgeon they won't reduce the height of the jaw much, with the chin it's quite difficult too, at most they'll reduce the gonial angle and make the chin less sharpif you have any examples where they do actually change this send them then
beginning to think some of you should have asked your doctor about an obsession with surgery and not a transition of your sex
>>45245696literally the first image. Facialteam is shit for other reasons though (peep the loose skin under the chin)
it's normal to have loose skin under your chin
if ur fat maybe nail polish emoji
i have cave dweller neolithic phenology :D
it's normal to be fatyou're not trans you have medical ocd
>>45245847the height wasn't changed much, only the shape of the chin and the gonial angleit was hard to find pictures, but this is the closest I could find to my own jaw and chin
try not to laugh challenge
>>45245332this is real
>>45245243mogs meget laser
>>45245332it's not like i have many options
>>45245287obsession for men
>>45246043don't make yourself an option for someone that doesn't choose you
world’s stupidest dumbest most retarded tranny award
>>45246062dumbass circular reasoning, kill yourself
should've repped
Hello I am 26 and male straight I autistic nice two meet everyone hear.
>>45246093they're right tho
>>45246139im a latina tranny and I spend most of my time locked inside my bedroom and I think you should die
>>45246139ayy hows its happening ma'anm
>>45246147 shut up your probably balkan
>>45246185mocking me
empathy for bpd is a litmus test for basic human decency
>>45246160Why do I need two die wtf :( >>45246176Hello I ok thanks four asking lol
empathy please
For the past few days, I’ve been fantasizing about being a cis woman, meeting someone, imagining an entire life together, spending years as a couple, and so much more. Then, I remember that I’m trans, that I have a masculine appearance, and that even if someone were to take an interest in me, it would be easier for me to pass as a "twink" than as a trans woman, even if I were to "pass" as one.There is no hope. I made the mistake of wanting to date other people; I’d rather be alone and accept my fate, that I will never be able to be truly happy living as a woman.
>>45246208because im lonely and bitter so telling people they should die makes me feel better
been into trannies recently
>>45246220I had many dreams where I was cis female
>>45246220japanese people are real life npcs bro wtf is this shit lmaoo
>>45246224you’re lonely because your brown and rape people
i was raped by a latina tranny once
>>45246224Sorry I didn’t undersand I am autistic so I took it two hart
>>45246239can't help it
god i wish a latina tranny raped me
sorry no rape today my thing doesn't work anymore
i was raped by a black tranny
>>45246203in which direction lol
>>45246285wya
>>45246185I'm am*rican and trying to internalize lessons around not pouring yourself into people or relationships that are not reciprocal or will never provide you with what you need so it resonates with me
Bitches be yammering
>>45246308>trying to internalize lessons around not pouring yourself into people or relationships that are not reciprocal or will never provide you with what you needOr you could just be like a french person and fuck and love freely
I wish I were a cis woman, the "brown, third-world girlfriend who barely speaks English", that would be me. Not because I’d want to use someone to get to the "first world" or anything like that, but because the concept is just cute: a long-distance relationship that actually works out and has a happy ending... exchanging cultures and customs, getting to know someone in that way... I really need to stop thinking about things like this; it’s a bad omen.
>>45246315that doesn't work for me and also isn't really an alternative to the whole stop chasing people who will never love you thing
>>45246327youre not a real lover boy and never will be so stop moping at me
>>45246315French people smell like BO and unfiltered cigarettes tho
>>45246337what
>>45246326white people love the nobel savage trope
>>45246339cest vrai
>>45246346YOURE NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE SO STOP MOPING AT ME
>>45246306the jungle *makes ape noises*
>>45246360bitch
https://x.com/_JamieG_33
>>45246358no like literally what are you talking aboutI was just agreeing with someone's advice after they bitched about not feeling loved
>>45246376I mean you don’t really want the life you purportedly seek so please stop complaining in my thread
>>45246390are you literally retarded?
>>45246368oh, cmon i thought it was funnywya?
>>45246401No
>>45246372chuddys account
>>45246406then you've got me mixed up with someone else lolI literally just agreed with someone's advice and did not mope about or purport anything
>>45246425Maybe I am actually retarded
i would top
>>45246413What’s that meen?
>>45246372this is depressing
wait how was that image mocking me
>>45246470chuddy is a fat ugly user on /mmg/ and the implication is that the purported sissy bnwo account is his
>>45239139fuck yeah I like giving and getting it in the butt, boy or girl who caresand twilight princess by far
>>45246481why are you both so obsessed and inaccurate
>>45246495i was just explaining. i am not the one that made the claim the account was chuddy's.
>>45246475What wrong wiht it >>45246481Ok break it down into terms I undersand :(
of all threads on the board we get the strangest kinds of trolls here
>>45246529Don’t be rude to it, it’s a new form of life
why is everyone here a bpdemon or an autist that got groomed as an adult
>>45246404at your mom's house giving her the vip treatment
why does everyone here call personality “bpd” and changing your personality “grooming”
we used to just call it hysteriaI'm not actually bpd, just scarred by people who were
>>45246546I’m not a groom lol I not married
>>45246514i want to plap your big fat butt
>>45246659No I straight male I not gay
>>45245177SHIT TASTE>>45245164true
>>45246559don't be a roody poo now
>>45245540those are called fakemoders and they should get aids and die in a fire
fakemoder? more like basedmoder
i don’t care. i’m going to rape you.
you can try
molested unc
>>45246742candyass
andy is the only fakemoder itt
lol
not trueandy is moided
no one knows I'm a transsexual
back on medsno alcohol or other stuffwill soon go to a psych againpain is manageablestill the only actual manmoder
>>45246914is this supposed to be andy?
i love a good squirmer
>>45246495several people also think you're fat and ugly though
megan
>>45246944do not speak her name, she who shall not be named has long left this thread
I'm the only true manmoder
>>45246977prove it
hard to believe someone as ugly as that had such a grip on this gen
mogs (You)
I cut my hair and accidentally gave myself terf bangs. please laugh at this person's misfortune.
>>45246988who was she referring to?
I look like a metalhead, or a nerdy trans lesbian with long hair; with short hair, I used to look like an estrogenized twink, I used to be a cute "boymoder," but now I’m 30. I’m not a "boymoder" anymore; I’m a "manmoder," because I look like an aging twink.
how ugly was she really?
I will never pass
mogged again
>>45247060female soul trapped into a huggable body
then pass away
>>45247060are you even trans tho
>>45247109he's a gay male bottom
>>45247109I’m on 4mg EEn and progesterone
what do you take for aids
https://voca.ro/11FBeLVNRXV1
>>45247130Truvada I only have weak shit :/, make I should take pseudoephedrine rn
>>45247146Or should I take dxm?
the sexual tension is crazy
I can't believe andy gave agender aids
>>45247197Oh yeah my boss (married, 10 years old than me) hits on me at work
i fucked your boss btw
>>45247017some people just can't handle how beautiful I am
I feel like a lost my mind
>>45247253you don't look like that
can you be a professional reference for me please
>>45246615>i'm not bpd, just hurt by thempeople that say this are always the worst offenders
>>45247635doesn't mean there aren't plenty of things wrong with me or I don't hurt people, just like diagnostically going off what others have said based on their observations and what the criteria are
anxious attachment people always get the demonization, but never the avoidants.
anxious-avoidant attachers stay losing
what are they avoiding?
man i really be running out of shit to do within 6 hours of waking up
>>45247880odd how you look and relate to a rapist
everyone's allowed to have a personal favorite rapist
>>45248022odd how you're a little bitchactually, on second thought, it's exactly as expected
im like if a manmoder was a dude
I'm actually a rape victimlol
i am nothing
I just took hrt to look better to make up for my lack of personality and jelousy of women. But i have no sex drive . So what is the point now? i am a guy i think. I dont think i'm like women. Im not being my true self by transitioning. Just a faker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_MRPQJBrCM
I hope my upstairs neighbor enjoys listening to me moan and orgasm when I play with myself….
>>45248457no i've called the landlord five times and he won't do anything about you.
lady at a diner called me maam and then when i spoke to give her my order she made a face and then did it again
people = shit
Also I’m a screamer when I bottom lol
so fucking true, bestie
i scream when i top
chuddy was raped?
>raped and beaten by someone half your sizecan you imagine
and half your age
do not go gentle into that good hole
that's fucked up don't joke about that
is cowbot a rapist
he's just my copycat
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/cnNrJPGUtcThey make it look so easy, but when I try, I just can’t pull off that look, how do they do it? How do they manage to overcome their masculine features? I don’t get it; I never will.
>>45248877cracker going to poor countries to humiliate locals
Im thinking of paying a hooker to cuddle me.
I'm thinking of jumping off a bridge
>>45248906not a very reliable way to go about it.
>>45248877look at these replies and tell me moids deserve to live
>>45248917oh I know, I would never - I just romanticize the idea
>>45248901gigamalebrained and lose behavior
>>45248936I want to kill myself, anon, that’s all. I’m trans and I’m ugly. What kind of future do I have? There is no future; I’ll be alone forever.
same, bestie
>>45248941imo hanging is more romantic
>>45248955a classic spring time forest hanging is peak
where do they sell the hrt that actually does anything i can't find it
>>45249097south america
how can i be a girl if i still have some potential despite practically being 40+?
>>45249108they travel so far to keep it away from me...
shooting the E that makes you an impotent man
did my injection today but still haven't showered in like a week
#justwhitetrannythings
hopefully the bacteria on your skin got in the injection site and is going to kill you.
6 years of injections and no issues outside the rare gusher or nerve scrape
hrt made me an unlovable twinkhon
hrt made me like my mom in all of the absolute worst ways
hrt made me exactly the same as i was before starting
hrt made me a dumb cock-hungry sissy >_<
why does everyone get to be happy except me
In Mexico, we have free online universities that teach computer science.In Mexico, you don’t need a prescription for HRT; you just walk into your nearest pharmacy and ask for bicalutamide, Androcur, or some other testosterone blocker, along with Primogyn, Lenzetto, or estradiol gel, and that’s it, that’s all there is to it.Also, the government provides money to people who are not employed for an entire year.
that's why you've gotta go you're an existential threat to The Empire™
>>45249279more importantly, benzos are also otc down there.
>>45249285>benzos are also otcok damn
everything hurts
>>45249279fym we?
>>45249311you're not Mexican?
where can I get benzos (don't say deepweb)
everything spurts
>>45249322>what's 2+2? and don't say 4.
i wish i was zelda
>>45249294it's suppose to
I wish I was impa
>>45249331i don't like that
>>45249327everything is fucking overpriced there
>>45249335so? everything's overpriced on the skreets these days too.
you are all dogs
>>45249347I wish I was a cringe puppygirl
>>45249311oh right my bad
not too late
>>45249366yes it fucking is
>>45249350mocking me
>>45249389no I'm mocking myself
awooooo
im getting bad again as winter sets in. A metallic taste in my mouth. a buzzing behind the eyes. an urge to pick at my skin, picking at my skin. oh winter how wonderful you are
winterwinterwinterwinterwinteri will feel better once i showerWiWinterWuneWinterWubrerWinterEibwrWinerySindfWibter
>>45249406bad dog
being mocked mercilessly
Am i being mocked? How
did my eyebrows and now i want to kill myself a little less
Explain how im serious explain one way in which i am being mocked but you cant do it can you no its impossible because im not being mocked
>>45249322>>45249335Literally just take progesterone. Oral. It does the same shit when it gets converted to allepregnalone.
I've learned that allopregnanolone is bad for my mood and reasoning
Ive been on dht blockers for so long that when i take prog the allepregnalone makes me feel too human for comfort
Ooh
why won't anyone help me
it's fucked up that i'm the only person in the world who can't read minds and everyone's pretending they can't hear my thoughts.
have you considered licking my nut and/or butt about it
hrt made me an ugly hontwink
>>45249730s-same here...
iwnbapg
>>45249730mogs me
>>45249734wanna make out and kill ourselves about it
ban whites from transitioning
would you still be my friend if i killed myself
I'd celebrate yea
>>45249782that'd be nice, could we die while cuddling?
creamy cold slaw
mocking me v.v
/mmg/ has served its purpose and the general experiment is now overthis will be the last thread everthank you for your cooperation
i have never cooperated
ain't that the truth
transbians are basically feminine gay men
i wish i was feminine
I'm a masculine straight man with tits
we know chuddy
i'm actually sad for real now
tumblr sucks so much few months back there was a new video of twinkhons making out basically every day now they get immediately mass reported by salty pooners
how do i graduate from estrogenized moid to twinkhon
start wearing crop tops
nobody wants to see me in a crop top
i'm build like a fridge )))';
yeah well i'm built like two fridges
>>45250073https://litter.catbox.moe/hl5z6rrevlet8iit.JPG
that's nice
everyone mogs me
>>45250114
dont worry nona, i most likely dont,
you absolutely 100% do
