straight suck editionq4t: would you let your man give you head?q4c: would you suck gock?
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>>45239705
this dude won at life
>>45239705That's based. That's a based way to live.
>>45239705>q4tGive me a couple of months to get some surgery done down there and then you can do whatever you want with me
>>45239705nice image. saw it the other day somewhere else, maybe /tv/.Jim's so lucky, his wife is beautiful
>>45239705>q4t: would you let your man give you head?I dont have a dick but he could eat my ass
>>45239705>would you suck gock?Fucking disgusting. Absolutely NO
i keep having nightmares and waking up alone and scared wishing i had someone to cuddle up to :(((
>>45239743How old are you again
I need dick so fucking bad but have been too busy and too tired to get any :c being an adult with a job fucking sucksssss
>>4523974645
>>45239743Would be nice to spoon you and tell "everything will be fine as long as you are with me"
>>45239705>q4c Nah
>>45239705I wish I had a wife to suck off every day
If hes good at it sure. Suck away.
>>45239749Chaser btw
>>45239749thisalso none of you replied to my hand crafted meme portrait and now I am sad and sick instead of just sick
>>45239721
>>45239721Are you also gonna get BA and BBL?
>>45239764I looked at it briefly intending to read it later, I'll go read it now
i think i'll have a flat chest forever :c
>>45239705>q4csure? why not? who cares?i'd rather eat ass desu I'm no good at sucking dick
>>45239779You can also have beautiful big tits
>>45239764Wow I love it
>>45239772Breast augmentation is a maybe. Whoever I’m dating can decide that one Bbl seems pretty dangerous
wow is like crack
closets bbl sit down wind
>>45239785i'm trying to but it's not working
>>45239760I’m not a chaser I’m a horny and lonely tranny
there's a level of performative tranny penis hatred from chasers that i find really really funny>EW NO NEVER GET THAT NASTY LITTLE THING AWAY FROM ME EW SICKENING JUST SICKENING I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER TOUCH A PENIS
>>45239791>I’m datingWho is the lucky man?
boymoding today
>>45239817Kind of am dating someone right now. Kinda Me and him are both at a very casual place rn. Although he did offer to buy me a breast augmentation lol
>>45239812it is funny. but im still going to tell them that they wouldn't be interested in that general area and focus their attention elsewhere
>>45239794it's so good right? aa?
>>45239812my bf said that when i brought it up when we first started dating but he gives me handies now
It must be awful being the only girl to have a penis at the all-girls fraternity.
>>45239834i played all day and haven't eaten. i made another character too. i think im gonna buy a month of game time when my trial ends
>>45239842wouldn't that be a sorority
>>45239806I assumed so I’m just memeing
Evening Chasergen.What are we up to today? I cried earlier.
>>45239849if you're ever on alliance pvp ruleset hit me up! i've been having a blast. what level are you? my priest is level 16 rn.
>>45239853just playing my space game and talking here
>>45239850somewhat sexist to assume women cant have a fraternity.
>>45239853Did your date not go well?
>>45239812it is a bit much
Bronya, she’s good poh leece (I’m watching the wire rn)
I love gock
If you could have any girl from passgen who would it be?>>45228535
>>45239873enjoy. there's only 5 seasons. good show
>>45239853Being alone and drinking bourbon
>>45239858im on horde normal! my mage is level 13 but i took a break to try out druid. im gonna go back to my mage tomorrow tho
fubf
Wait little finger is in this show! He’s so fine, makes me wanna go back and watch game of thrones at some point
>>45239885mage is awesome. i have a druid alt too it's a great class. i like that they kept the mage comprehension stuff from season of discovery that seemed like a really cool mechanic.
>>45239870No.>>45238362
do mef fags deserve love?
>>45239912no
Oh yeah I installed wowBut I also have to go to the gym
>>45239917why
>>45239898people ask me to read their scrolls. it’s cool!
>>45239925the lord
>>45239705> would you let your man give you head?All the time. I hold his head down until he swallows too.
>>45239719Yeah his tranny is actually bad although I think she cheats on him
>>45239904I’m sorry pring that’s really shitty for someone to go on a date with someone while they are in a relationship. Honestly you dodged a bullet
>>45239929what if the lord is a mef fag too
>>45239931does she not live in aus
>>45239941The lord is in me and in us all, so in a way that lord is a mef fag
guy who puts his hand on my boob like this while I play tokyo extreme racer
once had a guy write a long ass book in my Minecraft world. he had a way to use a keyboard on Xbox somehow he said. I thought it was cool and found a way to duplicat it and hide it all around my world for people to find. it was a history of our world me and my friends built
>>45239930Trip on Sarah
My league teammates are so fucking braindead
i wish i had a boob or even two
I put my hands on my boobs all the time, it’s nice
>>45239935Yeah I know. But I was really liking him, I asked him about a second date, and then >So I'm actually in a committed relationship. I just didn't wanna cancel on you since we just started.Not word for word, but you know what i mean
Straight men in america are so fucking afraid of even the insinuation that they might be gay. Its pathetic. Just fuck who you like king.
I like rating men's penis pics and than blocking them
People without boobs will never understand the joy of absentmindedly squishing your own boob and that makes me sad for them
>>45239964Same over here in the UK it's so performative
>>45239962>>45239968real
would you date a girl that's kinda retarded and schizo and extremely quiet but is like always there to protect you and make u laugh and kinda guide people to make better decisions like when they are drunk and stuff......
>>45239964Why wouldn't they be? Are you stupid?!
>>45239963I just feel like, I'm going to die alone. I really thought Kyle and I were gonna get married, but we're broken up, and I don't think I've ever fully recovered from it...
schizo tranny x bpd choid
>>45239977I would beat your head into the kitchen counter
>>45239968yeah it's a good way to destress even tho i don't have boobs i'm just squishing my gyno mosquito bite moobs
>>45239964The more insecure someone is about it like lowkey the more I think they got gay thoughts, it’s kinda humiliating really to be so caught up in all of that
>>45239990???
>>45239952Pinching your nipple in the gaps of my fingers
>>45239983why would they be? it's 2026, gay people are accepted basically everywhere. i'm proud of being gay
Need one of these for this thread
>>45239992I believe this too. The OTT recoil and horror at the thought of even finding a trans woman hot is sus
>>45239964I never really got that, but then again I had a bromance with my bro when that was a thing
>>45239993In a lovingly way though
I need a choid to take care of me while I’m sick by leaving me w NyQuil, Gatorade, and some tissues, and then not getting within 10 feet of me bc he doesn’t want to get sick
>>45240002Violent test man
Bpd tranny x schitzo choid
>>45239994I would squeak and slap your hand
>>45239963I’m sorry it made you sad it sounds like a rough experience. That’s such a shitty foundation that guy is building fuck em
>>45240004you too?? ugh this sucks
>>45239962
my right boob is bigger than the left one
why are nipples so sensitive, it's annoying
>>45240019Impossible
>>45240013Keep your hands to yourself woman
>>45240020God’s punishment and gift for being a woman
>>45240004This is me because I am a germophobe and obsessively handwash to avoid getting sick, but would also care for someone when they're sick (so they won't get up to spread germs).
>>45240023it's true. i swear
>>45240026wtf why is he punishing me like that even tho i'm a man then
Telling my tranner housewife that I gambled all of our life savings on republicans winning the house
I have a friend that sleeps in the basement when his gf is sickI would never do that shit, we are dying together.
>>45239997You’re probably the most annoying newfag here. I’m filtering your dumbass
>>45240029Its like saying one of your arms is longerDoesnt happen
>>45240037
I just started a job where I am fully out and observing guys reactions to me has been entertaining af. even my 6'3" ripped irish coworker who was training me just started laughing and was like "they are so enamored with you. I'm a father of two grown daughters and can tell you I know that look that they are giving you.">>45240025wha-you started it, pfft
>>45240032He can see you for what you are
>>45240047At least I’m not a whining Twitter esque tranny who calls themselves a twink or whatever…
>>45240054Hands on your controller miss I won't warn you again
>>45240054whats your job?
>>45240059Listen we're gonna have a sloppy make out session in my 2006 Hummer H3 right now
>>45240059ive never even had a twitter account :( and i'm not a tranny. and also i'm not a newfag i started posting on 4chan at 14
>>45240073>post 2016Holy newfag
>>45240073>and also i'm not a newfag i started posting on 4chan at 14wow we have so much in common
2am should I tug it
>>45240071Like the family guy cutaway? Can we watch Madagascar when we do it.>>45240073APOLOGIZE! And all will be forgiven.
My shits have started looking like rabbit droppings lately and I don’t know what that means Just thought everyone should know
>>45240063o-okam I being detained>>45240067I'm sure you'll see me in someones tiktok soon enough
>actually meeting a boymoder tomorrow off tagmap
>>45240080dehydrated
>>45240081>I'm sure you'll see me in someones tiktok soon enoughi dont have tiktok :(
>>45240041quit questioning me or i will slap you
Gf that ends up with me doing this to her after a really bad argument
>>45239904I don't understandwhy would he go on a date if he was already with someone?
Asexual anon
>>45240081You are being detained for being over the limit
>>45240090Hot, make sure to push your thumbs inwards on her throat to cut off her breathing.
>>45240095>asexualoof
>>45240085Just got myself a glass of water
>>45240095explodia
>>45240091Testing the water
>>45240103Hello
>>45240087Yes miss
>>45240107then he's retardedPring dodged a bullet, good for her
>>45240101good job!
Gf to go on multiple month long adventure on horseback with spanning from San Diego to New York
>>45240108hello!
Where’s pringer?!
I've been taking fiber pills and I really recommend it to everyone, it's a huge quality of life improvement
>>45240110good boy
>>45240115i need to watch the most recent episode still. im enjoying it a lot so far
Gf that drops heavy rocks off a bridge with me on unsuspecting cars
>>45240016Yeah no, I went ahead and unmatched him on Hinge, and removed his contact.
>>45240133Water balloons
>>45240133somethings wrong if u make these weird violent posts anon, i suggest meditation
>>45240122Right here.>>45240111Thank you :)
Bf who lets me do lines off his cock
>>45240127Stop
>>45240145bad dog
I want to fuck Nick Wayne>>45240143What happened pringer?
>>45240146Not a dog...
>>45239705>q4tI love getting head
Thongs peeking above the waistline is peak
>>45240153Hey
>>45240147See>>45238362
>>45240159I'll warn you, my gock is small but very leaky
>>45240162Put the vape away diva, that shit makes you look cringe
>>45240136Not that way I mean he’s a pos
>>45240167did you know he was already in a relationship?
>>45240168Yeah thats literally perfect lol
questiondo you girls enjoy getting your gocks sucked?
>>45240162That’s not a shot or a dive barRetarded tranny
>>45240167I’m sorry pring that really sucks
>>45240176only by girls
>>45240176only by choids
>>45240176I could take it or leave it, I’d rather somebody play with my ass.
>>45240176Few things in life feel better than getting hard inside someone's mouth
Gf that I slam onto our home furnishings
>>45240176no but i do like my penis
>>45240172No. He didn't reveal it to me until the date had finished. I asked him>Hey so I had a lot of fun. Did you wanna do another date sometime?And then he told me he was in a committed relationship.>>45240183It's alright. I'm making dinner, and going to watch a movie with my ex Kyle here in a few minutes.
wtfff how do i grow boobs help i want 2 be titboy
>>45240201Eat
>>45240201eat lots of dairy and protein and healthy fats
>>45240201Steely Dan - Peg
>>45240201Massage and play with your tits often
>>45240200Fuck you, I’m going to down this buzz ball now. Pring and fiending over Kyle
>>45240184>>45240188
This guy from hinge is really hot but he’s kinda spooking me I’m ngl he’s very obviously just interested in sex which usually I’m not into but I’m in an insane dry spell so I’m a little more open to it. But he’s like aggressively horny… do I let it slide because he’s hot or
>>45240205PEEEEEEG IT WILL COME BACK TO YOUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEG IT WILL COME BACK TO YOUTHEEEEEN THE SHUTTER FALLSYOU SEE IT ALL IN 3D
>>45240200there were no signs too? how long have you been talking to him?
>>45240209Fag ugly bastard coded maneuvers
>>45240216Hey it’s me it’s sanity :))
>>45240209imo thats a bit grossdo you have any respectable men instead
>>45240209choom boutta get flatlined :skull:
>>45240139ew
>>45240220Yeah but he’s like a shredded 6’4 blonde guy with a nice face >>45240224I’m not really talking to any other men rn no :c and even then the respectable ones usually aren’t close to that hot
Is sanity a verity alter?
Stroking to sanitys wet panties rn
>>45240218About 2 weeks? We were gonna do a date last week, but he was busy with work and had to reschedule. At least that's the story he's sticking with.>>45240207I don't understand.
>>45240209Ew wtf
>>45240233It’s a verity joke fucking retard >>45240227Why would you say this,,, what’s wrong with my body :(
>>45240230You can literally get away with anything if youre chad holy shit brutallllll
>>45240206i already do this it doesn't help>>45240203>>45240204but i'm 21bmi is that not fatass territory
>>45240236Take a shot every time pring mentions Kyle! Come on! It’s me!
>>45240240Yes that’s how it works, 9/10 women can get away with the same things
>>45240237Why are you saying ew?! That would’ve worked on me…
>>45240241Get fatter <3
>>45240209>beat you with my feet?
>>45240241you have to keep eating and keep sleeping well because that's how you grow. also make sure you e levels are good and it's important to use she/her pronouns so your boobs know to be girl boobs and not man boobs
>>45240246>>45240230You both need some self-respect.
>>45240243I would be beating bitches left and right if I was him desu I would never not be beating bitches
>>45240252Queen shitYou tell em
>>45240242Oh. Hey Claire. Why'd you remove me on Discord?
Tbh I want a guy who gives me bruises, all my friends r out here having freaky transbian sex and covered in bites and bruises and it always makes me sad I’ve never had someone who wanted to do that to me :(
bf who makes me eat enough
I stole a doordash order off someones porch and ate it today
>>45240252Do you think people who look like me are allowed to have self respect? You’re hot and a youngshit you can have standards! I’m a fat midshit…
bf who eats my butt
>>45240268Based
wishing i was hot
>>45240259BPD moment
>>45240236i am sorry :(i dated a married guy once, it was very weird. but he was honest about his relationship status.>>45240269self respect has nothing to do with how you look
Gf who enjoys long passionate teasing foreplay until we're both crawling the walls in anticipation
When she told me to choke her I was scared I was gonna kill her the whole time and go to jail forever
>>45240251this is true. they're sisters, not twins, but they will both conspire against you if you don't treat them right
>>45240276You’re stupid
Sanner I have a proposition
Chasergen, do I mention Kyle too much? Claire seems to think so.Yes, I'm not over him. But here's what he said about my date this morning>He absolutely should have canceled last minute unless he paid.>It's a waste of your time.I replied>You sound kinda mad about it, where as I'm just sad.He responded back>Yeah, because it's disrespectful.>I just know that I have a lot going on and have very little free time, so if somebody wasted my time I would be very frustrated.
>girls prefer a guy who abuses them and make them miserableI guess it's over for me
Gf that smile when I cook her a fancy dinner
>>45240289Yeah it is. Put gasoline in her air fryer these hoes dont deserve a fucking thing
I want a man who could abuse me but wouldn’t
>>45240285why?
>>45240289No I want a guy who’s sweet to me but also can hit me in bed in a sexy wayIt’s called having range try it some time
>>45240231is buggy a catapillar alt?? mayb???>>45240232I hope you enjoy ^^>>45240233you are so sweet (: ty
Jon Moxley looks like my dad
>>45240251>>45240247how fat do you think i can get before it gets counterproductive, like 24bmi? 26?also >>45240251 i want man boobs not girl boobs
Bf who turns his whip sideways while I’m riding shotgun
>>45240289Nice guys are the best, but they still have to be brutal in bed though
>>45240305shoot for 30 bmi for man boobs and stop hrt
>>45240298Because, if I have confidence or standards people would say I have honfidence and call me a slam pig. I’d rather set my expectations in hell do people don’t bully me>>45240302Buggy is a bug alter
>>45240301>>45240311These hoes deserve genuine domestic abuse btw
Mr Bean is arguably the ideal man
>>45240305Take steroids so you get bitch tits like that guy in fight club
>>45240289You can separate the bedroom from your day to day life you know that right anon?
>>45240289The trick is to not respect them
>>45240316Why? What a cruel thing to sayWhat’s wrong with wanting a bf who can physically establish dominance over you via his large stature and muscles
>>45240316Please <3 I'm so abusable but my partner is too kind to harm me
>>45240297I think you meant powerful and dominant, but kind
>>45240317Tactical truke incoming
If I’m currently like 16bmi will getting to 18bmi give me boobs or does growth only start after I get to a healthy weight?
>>45240325Frfr I try so hard to be rapebait and nobody gives a FUCK it’s cruel to me
bald filters you via ai
>>45240331Not really I was at 16 and am at 17.5 currently and it has helped my butt and hips a lot though which has been cool
>>45240313well i am sorry you feel that way, you can still probably find someone who can treat you much better though
>>45240334Saaaame I've been mesugaki maxxing but I still haven't been corrected yet
>>45240339Killing myself
Gf that isnt a masochist and is normal (impossible)
>>45240341No…
bf who pretends to respect me
>>45240289no way. if he can't respect himself then he can't respect me. and the first hole he enters is my nostril and I decide from there>>45240286we litrly just voted...
Pring dinner.
>>45240319>>45240311>>45240301just read the thread or whateverbad guys are always preferred
>>45240343>>45240139U can see my body here but someone said it was gross so you may not want to idk
>>45240327Picrel may be Reddit but it’s correct >>45240330Something about him just triggers something feral in me. I get the same impulse from Simon on the Inbetweeners
>>45240346please disassemble me and rebuild me
>>45240347why not? do you really want to be peed on?
Some nights you just gotta eat an entire frozen pizza
>>45240352We didnt vote on you sitting between my legs, tit squeezed and you getting vibed until you cum
Gf that i put in the hospital on a monthly basis
>>45240359>>45240337*hugs*
Need a man w sexy little glasses
>>45240362if it's a totinos then it barely counts as onebest to put a second in there I think mhmm
>>45240359Reassambling you in the shape of the coolest bionicle
I wish I wasn’t out of cocaine :/ all I have is drink and weed and those are lame as fuck
>>45240357I'll fuck your fucking bussy off you twat
>>45240360My lawyer advised me not to comment.
>>45240362I like Screamin Sicillian.
>>45240346don't be mean, mefchads are normal too and their lives matter
>>45240365thanks i may or may not have needed one or zero of those>>45240368i hope im gadunka
Gf that can beat MGS3 on European Extreme
Dark Soul 3 is way more hard than 1 goddamit
>>45240373God Joe Thomas is so fucking hot in an autistic way
>>45240339>>45240356i would post my body but i have a shitty camera. have any tips for weight gain?
>>45240387is that cruisin' joe?
What do you do when your big and chubby and muscular and want to be skinny and lanky but your genes will never allow it
>>45240387Women always have the most weird choice of "hot men"
>>45240395Not really unfortunately I think I’ve just gained weight with age or something because it’s taken me like 4 years to gain 15 lbs
>>45240209Is this what other people are doing in hinge dms?
I think my old coworker back in 2019 was gay and repressed it. He would get aggressive and punch people if someone did a joke to him being gay and become super furious
>>45240400Why would you ever want to get rid of your muscle?
Gf that finds me dead in my room with a 9mm wound in my temple
Frotting with winemom while she spits in my mouth
>>45240381>thanks i may or may not have needed one or zero of thoseit's always a good thing
I didn't realize that they made fiber pills and I don't have to forget to drink the orange juice gel half mornings
>>45240401Genuinely look up a Joe Thomas task master compilation and tell me he isn’t so fucking hotThere’s a part where he needed to solve a maths equation and he did it in 3 seconds without showing off or anything and I unconsciously bit my lip
I think it’s funny that I used to look like my mom (in her eyes) before transitioning and then now she screams at me and calls me a tranny and says I look like my dad. I don’t really mind I look like my little sister and brother
>>45240426I really want to have sex with you desu
I’m too skinny and lanky I don’t look right
>>45240430Blatantly lying to me used to make me feel good, now I’m smart enough to see that you don’t actually mean it.
>>45240432You look fine
would you chase a girl who looks like a twink :(
>>45240412
Are people with small heads less intelligent
>>45240438yeah i love tomboys
>>45240438Yeah that girl who posted earlier would get it
I have an odd face and weird proportions, body of slenderman with a face only Picasso could love :(
>>45240440noyour brain can be wired differentlydoesn't matter
>>45240439I think a lot about how this guy cucked Chris from Oneyplays
husband
>>45240449you wouldnt be saying this if he wasnt white
>>45240443>>45240444i love you because you give me hope
>>45240445You look fine
gf/friend to take care of her and make her feel better
>>45240440The people with the biggest heads are Inuit
>>45240449nosebend
hello beautiful chaseys
bf who tossles my hair as he walks by sayin hey kiddo
I think my mom hates me and wants me to kill myself
gf who fights beepymoder for me because i cant hit a girl
>>45240450husband 2
>>45240467Hello
>>45240475This man is so fucking fine>>45240474I’ve lost every single fight I’ve ever been in, I’m cooking ur gf’s ass
>>45240474chasergen cock fighting
bf who’s mean to me and hates me
>>45240474I think I could beat her up
gock fighting
bf who pretends to like me
>>45240472Do you live with her? If you do is it feasible for you to move soon? My dad is similar the best thing I ever did was leave
I think I could beat 90% of the girls here with my twinkhon strength
>>45240487kys fucking retard
>no trans gf to get me off before bedShame
>>45240502same. also i could beat 90% of chasers here
>>45240500I cant move just yet
>>45240508I would beat you into a pulp for being annoying
>>45240507you could buy a tenga
>>45240508I could disintegrate you with one hand
i miss tenga too bad she has a job now
annoying my bf on purpose so he hits me
I miss Mantra
>>45240511I’d kill you
I could win a fight against any troid and most choids in here (Steve would lay me down bc he’s taller than 5’6)
I don't anymore, it's nice
>>45240525Nah, nah, nah. I’d lay your ass out with one punch
>>45240523all i'd have to do is tap into my bitterhon rage and you're toast
>>45240452i had a pretty long relationship with a tomboy, lasted about 3 years. it was pretty good, too bad it ended.
>>45240525For most of the girls here you can just throw them over your shoulder
>>45240535do you need a new one
>>45240534All I have to do is hulk out and see red and you’re cooked!!
I just gotta unlock my berserk mode powers okay
>>45240509Life gets better when your not around people like that when I was a kid it was very hard to believe that in the moment but it’s true
>>45240540>bf% of 40ur getting circles ran around you >>45240539I wouldn’t mind if you did this to me (wokely ofc)
Going to masturbate over a failed male (now a woman)Night
>>45240522Cornball.
>>45240549Not really a fight if you run pussy nigga
>>45240546Maybe, I just want somebody to share my life and love with
it's amanaemonesia
>>45240540tiny, i mog you
>>45240555Bitch ass nigga, pussy ass nigga, bitch ass pussy ass nigga.
>>45240543my code name at panera is blackout cause when customers are mean I black out and things get ugly
>>45240559>>45240549I am gonna put you two in a headlock
>>45240555No need to shout that you’ve never been in a fight b4>>45240565What she said
>>45240565Dont think you can say that word
do you think i'm a disappointment
>>45240542we can chat and stuff if you want but i am not ready for a relationship right now
>>45240575I think you're a nice young lady who will come into her own in time
>>45240571scary ass nigga on baby
>>45240567Ugly? Like your face? boom roasted>>45240571Shut your bitch ass up stupid ass bitch ass pussy ass fuck ass nigga>>45240572I have a black friend it’s okay
>>45240585On mamas I’ll beat the fuck out you
i think most people just see me as an insane crossdresser
>>45240587We gone snatch yo lid if you keep talking crazy like that luh nigga
gf who likes to please me
>>45240556I know that feel one day tho. You are still so young when your in a better place things like have have a way of finding people
>>45240576i dont think ill ever be ready for one
This pizza is too hot to eat I can't believe the oven has done this
>>45240595I’ll blow yo cap back fuck nigga I don’t play I got that draco with the glizzy>>45240597One can only hope
>>45240602why not? relationships are nice and supporting, most of the time.
gf that explain me the lore of dark souls and make some sense out of it
Gf who owns a micro drac
>>45240609I can do this with elden ring
im a tomboy and im ready for a relationship
bf who's against guns
>>45240610Hi
>>45240583can you stop misgendering me it makes me uncomfortable
>>45240606mashallah It has been foreseen I’m a seer
>>45240614did i upset you somehow?
>>45240614Where
Call me the Norwood scale the way I push bitches hairlines back
gf who hits stains on niggas with the arp
Gf that is understand that I am not that much into sex
>>45240625oh, like you're doing now?>>45240626far away from you
>>45240610It’s pretty lame I can’t have this where I live well you can kinda but you have to desecrate it
bf who eats grapes but not green ones
>>45240638idk i just felt like i upset you unknowingly
>>45240631Your bitchass is probably like Q50 on a drill doing the splits and shit
>>45240638yikes
bf who refuses to cum anywhere but inside me
Fuck crackers
>>45240607i get too nervous around guys>>45240646different anon btw
>>45240657im a cracker
>>45240659oh i see, why do you get nervous around guys?
>>45240656Is this achievable natty?
>>45240657Beat me and call me a cracker while you fuck me
Crackers are really good with cheese and jam
>>45240664yeah, like 2 years of frequent lifting
>>45240672I need to get on tren I’m so sick of losing my gains
>>45240675You look goofy
>>45240677just stop masturbating
>>45240687coming from the lolcow wannabe is rich
>>45240681there are much better candidates for dating in this thread than me. i encourage you to pursue them instead. for instance there is sanity, and the blonde lady with the stomach tattoos, and logan who i think posts thighs>>45240687yeah
>>45240663i can't tell what they're thinking most of the time
>>45240667Made my dick throb
>>45240695I’m not a lolcow :(>>45240697Are you having fun
>>45240698i could say the same about women but i think thats the fun part, basically a puzzle to be solved.
gf who is
>>45240699My lawyer advised me not to discuss potential raceplay fetishes on the Internet for my safety.
>>45240703aaare you having any funwhat you geeetting out of liiiivingwho cares what youve got if you're not having any fun!sure i guess, are you
Don’t get too excited chat I just ate dinner and am wearing clothes >>45240688I’m not sure that would work for me
>>45240716No
>>45240717How tall are you?
i wonder if, on average, i am more attractive to men or to womenAND before you get the wrong idea yes i know it's the difference between 2, 3 and 4. i know im not 6/10 or higher to anybody. even 5 is pushing it
>>45240717Victim weight
>>45240717Sooner or later the muscle will be gone from your body if you dont keep up, so keep lifting. Especially with your disability.
Can you actually hookup on tagmap wtf
>>45240697>there are much better candidates for dating in this thread than me. i encourage you to pursue them instead. for instance there is sanity, and the blonde lady with the stomach tattoos, and logan who i think posts thighsyeah I know who they are but I already chose you as my gf
>>45240717I weight 120 more pounds than you…
>>45240738Good. Get fatter
>>45240738dont listen to >>45240743 this is a woman who wants to take you out of the competition.
>>452407255’8>>45240732I’m real sick I’m a victim of a terrible roll>>45240733I lift 6 times a week today was leg day>>45240738May I have some gains?
>>45240736there are many better options than meplease choose wiser and pick someone better than me
>>45240743No, I want to be the cute nurse on the ward…>>45240744Exactly! They’re trying to get in my head!>>45240747It’s not gains it’s fat… just eat more protein or inject T
>>45240753why do you consider yourself a bad choice?I like you, that's not something you can "freely choose"
I didn’t no anything today but laze about, so I better no be fucking sick tomorrow cause i got my ice skating lessons w my bestie and i best not miss it
i pretend that posts directed to others are directed at me
I am terribly sorry for butchering the previous thread. Will I ever be forgiven?>>452407475'11 hereProbably one of the reasons why I never trooned out, especially in my teen years when I was very sexually confused about myself. So instead I became a gaycel chud, which is where I am today.
>>45240735I mean... you could hook up on a laser printer if you really wanted to
>>45240765Posted about shit no one cares about award
>>45240766what about posts directed at you
Injecting my chaser with tren and testosterone like Dr. Frankenstein
>>45240765Lmao, you'd think they could at least come up with a title to lie about reading
>>45240770wait a sec... that laser printer...
>>45240765mein kampf
>>45240775i think rly hard abt how to respond
>>45240780The writing has such a good comedic pace to it, I can just imagine it in conversation
>>45240770You should print out this picture and put it on your wall
Pseudointellectual chaser who thinks Ayn Rand was a bastion of intelligence
>>45240790I have prob met this exact seal b4 nglso I might
whats the most influential book you've read /chasergen/, something that changed the way you look to the world. it can be anything desu.
decided to see what my trannies go through today>buy buttplug>get home, turn on some porn, lube it up, shove it in>uncomfortable and had figure out how to relax>thought a small one would be easy, somehow amazingly difficult>starting to give up and wond->slips in and, what i can only imagine, slams against my prostate>mind goes fuzzy, audibly moan as i feel my eyes roll back>shakily get into my bed and somehow manage to get my laptop on my chest>not even hard yet and feel like i am ready to cum>turn on porn, bust a fat, shameless load all over my thighs>moan louder than ever, earth shatteringly great orgasm>cant move after, my body involuntarily keeps squeezing around the toy>cant help it, i need another>cum again within seconds>weaker pump, the lubricated mess that is my left hand now covered in cum>attempt to recover, browse 4chan a bit>cant>cum 3 more times within the span of an hour>body starts to hurt, takes 30 minutes to come down and make my way to the showerit took two hours for me to feel normal again.i still plan on pleasure torturing my trannies, but i will be more understanding.
Name 5 books
>>45240795Moby Dick
>>45240799first 5 harry potter books
Just reached round 50 on Five on Black Ops 1 Zombies
>>45240675
Gf that reveals to me that she isnt my real gf and had reconstructive surgery to look exactly like her and also has been brainwashed with all of her memories
>>45240675Does your home have lights? Every photo you take looks like it was taken in a cave.
>>45240794This photo was taken in the 1950s. So you'd have to be super old.
I was supposed to be a cis woman. There is no greater pain than being a straight trans woman terf forced to date queers.
The Color of Law
>>45240811i think that's me>>45240761i dont know, im sorryall jokes aside i hope you can find someone>>45240817i have one really harsh orange overhead light in my bedroom that casts nasty shadows
>>45240815Ship of Theseus gf
>>45240759Have you ever heard of MS causing people to lose weight like this? Because my doctors have no clue in my experience nurses seem to have better knowledge about stuff than them. I eat hella protein I get about 200 grams of protein a day that’s actually more then I should get but I’ve done that for years. The T is a very tempting idea>>45240769I was pretty big when I was a firefighter
>>45240815Unironically even if this happened why would you not keep dating her
>>45240825Have you considered replacing the orange bulb with a normal colored one?
>>45240795anne sextons complete poemsI was in a very dark place...>>45240818oh. then my grandpa had definitely met this exact seal b4
>>45240823Is it blue?
bf whose heartbeat i can fall asleep to
>>45240847Sorry. I do not have a heart. I am a demon. Never cared, never will.
>>45240825same anonand don't rate yourself less than 9
Gf that bakes her semen into deserts and feeds it to me
>>45240827I still height mog you. But you probably physique mog me, so we're even. Also dominant short guys are cute :]>>45240842Fair enough.
>>45240840it's a nice light for everything except selfies>>45240862LOL im a 4/10 on a decent day
>>45240845They did some studies on this and found it’s actually more of a mauve
Drank two md 20/20s
>>45240853but i love you
>>45240863girls dont realize how easily they can please men.it's infuriating, ironically.
>>45240795The catcher in the rye god damn phonies. My serious answer is hard to narrow down all the theory I’ve read has had a tremendous impact on my life it’s hard to say what has been most impactful because it builds on top of each other >>45240865Thanks seal bro I’m not into dudes tho
Gf that makes me feel loved
making my bf a chocolate dirt and gummy worms cake for his birthday
>>45240869Shortie fell in love with a demon. Sounds like your problem to me. Ha ha ha
>>45240879rare
>>45240879how can i do that
>>45240866>LOL im a 4/10 on a decent dayidk if you posted body pics or whatever and are rating so low because of thatbut so far you don't look like a 4
>>45240827Could be low t
gf that works 50 hours a week so i can grind on my underground soundcloud rap career
>>45240873Yeah I know lol. I wasn't hitting on you or anything. Also a person being "dominant" is not inherently a gay thing. You could be in a straight relationship and still be dominant, if that makes sense?
Nutted like 30 mins ago and its still on my belly and cock
My stepmom def punching the air rn cause the score in the Georgia is now 42-7 instead of 42-0>>45240880Your bf must be very loved
>>45240895I work 12s at the ICU
>>45240906nta but you just look chubby
>>45240907lazy bastard
>>45240913Clean me up
>>45240917say please
>saturday night>no parties>no friendsi hate this life.
>>45240920Please my dear maid
>>45240907Please be a girl
Im a porn addicted gooner and that's the whole reason i found about trannies though nowadays I don't really goon to trannies anymore but back then when i was in my chaser era i did it regularly. However i still haven't overcome my porn addiction it just moved on to something else
>>45240894No that’s not it everything is normal for me in all my blood tests they have no idea why >>45240897None of my girlfriends have complained about that part of our relationships. Every few months my ex calls me trying to get me back for that reason but I can’t stand that chick now. I was just saying I didn’t think you were
choid to adore
>>45240922Real
>>45240939I dont have to sell my soul
>>45240868Are you a tranny or a chaser
>>45240931Hmmm could be your metabolism or something
>>45240929disregard this post, pls continue if you desire
Goodnight to all, including anon who hates me, I hope someday we can find a way forward, sleep tight and sweet dreams <3
>>45240906you look good anonthat's not very fatwould smooch
>>45240930i was in japan and met an adorable girl.got her number, texting, she sends nudesfinds out she had a dicksent me through a spiraling mental state that ended in me busting raw in her ass.at the almost exact same time, she busted her cum all over my feet.she slid off and sucked my toes cleanbeen hooked on trannies ever since.
anon who loves meanon who loves me notanon who loves me
>>45240955goodnight beepy ^^sleep well
>>45240926ill do it unenthusiastically
It's rare, but it's pretty weird when a gay guy transitions and also becomes a lesbian. What's up with that?
Got me some kfc chicken tenders and some beers let's fucking go
>>45240967things like that should honestly be considered transtrender.
>>45240963nona who loves menona who loves me not
>>45240966Use a warm towel and tuck me in at least
>>45240971You’re a trans trender
>>45240952Maybe I’m not entirely sure. I’m worried it’s a side effect of my DMT but I can’t find anything like that listed. I can’t exactly stop that I think I would have to go like 6 months off then start a new less effective one. I’m not trying to get more problems
>>45240974ill use a warm towel but you can tuck yourself in
wwyd if i was your gf
>>45240967what if it's trans terf "ywnbaw" hsts x trans terf "ywnbaw" hsts and they both see each other as men
>>45240967i think blanchard said something about agp being stunted heterosexuality. it makes sense for someone with a stunted heterosexual attraction to initially think they are attracted to males only to eventually realize they are attracted to females when they are more comfortable with themselves and their sexuality
>>45240980We have a deal
>>45240981
>>45240955Night beeps
>>45240989D:
bf who i piss off so he fucks me nice
troons will look you dead in the eyes and tell you humans were made to naturally follow communism when they do this shithttps://youtu.be/vmtJooazL38?t=206
im so freaking tired
bf who i piss on so he fucks me nice
If you genuinely think Blanchard isn’t a pseudointellectual you’re sub-brick
>>45240969when you take me out on a hot date and then hold my legs up later that night, duh
>>45241002all people do is stare at phone and get excited for product
wow
>>45241011gw
>>45241016ffxi
>>45241019pso
>>45241011Tera
watched my own private idaho with gf and it was good, feel bad now
i need to go to the gym again
Any sissy agp game recommendations?Chaser btw
bf who kisses me goodnight
>>45241030Been wanting to watch that
>>45241036world of warcraft forever
>>45241036League of Legends bot lane and CS2 Office
binging edgerunners season 2i need D so badlyi need a terrorist anti corpo bf so fucking bad god damn he could rape me and i would say thank you
>>45241041it was very good
>>45241043>cs2 officeI genuinely cackled
goodnight kisses to all the girls itt
>>45241061I got called a “raped nigger troon” because I killed somebody with a sawed off and inspected my gut knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi1M747Iw48
I've never been kissed
I've never put my dick in somebody's asshole
>>45241002how do people even find this shit to be excited over?labubu, dubai chocolate, fuckin stanley cups?how are people not fucking realizing the obvious 3 month money waste grift?
I've never been to Palau
>>45241064Comfy song
>>45241062right back at ya ^^mwah~>>45241063isn't inspecting your knife like checking out your nails. it sounds very extra.I used to spray paint my body in cs:s office to get kills...
tell me im okay please
>>45241091I need these peasants to know that I’m fly as shit
>>45241092You're okayEverything is alright
>>45241092im okay please
>>45241092you're okay!
>>45241102>>45241103>>45241104thank you. goodnight
im so full of fruit juice
>>45241110Fag full of fag juice
I’m full of breadsticks
>>45241110Let me help you out babe, just pee in my mouth so i can drink up some of that fruit juice so you're not full anymore
>>45239705Wow you guys like the chaser that's cool my favourite is this guy what a UNIT
im full of sad
I’m full of dick
if time travel exists then reply to this post right above it telling me tim travel is real
tim travelwhere's tim going?
>>45241138No stop you're going to post tim travel!!!
>>45241138Tim travel is real, I travel to go see my buddy Tim all the time!
if time travel is real I'm going back to stick my past self with a 25 gauge full dose of E>>45241146tool timhome improovemen
Bf who waters me and ensures I get good sunlight everyday
>>45241092You are ok it’s all gonna work out
>>45241153Can I stick you with needles instead?
>>45241159What if I used pepsi instead of water
sup y'all, I'm here from the past to remind you that I-ran out of peanut butter
>>45241165no I don't like needlesunless you mean my past self, in that case go ahead they deserve it
>>45241173I would suck your dick and then probably die
>>45241181That seems a bit excessive.
>>45241177Peanut butter is gross
>>45241177you cant have that.you will just end up licking awkwardly for a half hour after
>>45241177The cacahuate cadet has spoken
glass dubai
Sissy Rach Tha Slump God
>>45241186Fuck you sissy. (Add me back on Discord pls)
pacmac going down on Mrs pacman like "Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka"
>>45241112says you
>>45241216Oh yeah what kinda juice then, it was probably something gay like pomegranate
>>45241177I did too, but I got a backup jar
What does chasergen think of my collection of my favorite band? :)
>>45241221it was tropical fruits >:(
this is my husband now
playing wow with mouse
How I sleep knowing everyone hates me and im fat as fuck
>>45241246Isn't D like 16?
>>45241254https://voca.ro/1bJedWe7tpku
love and affection please
>>45241249I wish I liked video games, it'd make it way easier to like trannies
>>45241249And keyboard?
things my coworkers say to me when I say I'm hungry and already ate my lunch at 9am
>>45241254He’s 20 or something
>>45241228No one responded, gonna kms and its all ur fault chasergen!!!!!!!!
>>45241316pussy too scared to actually troon
>>45241320i'm not scared i just like being a man
>>45241325"man" on hrt and prog and all that ok lol
twinkflag is a man deal with it chvds
My neighborhood is partying hard tonightMexican music bumping
good night
>>45241328yeah. chemically castrated cis gay men are #valid, i'm basically like alan turing
>>45241332Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>45241334#niggaindenial
>>45241338hugs you
omg it's called clopping dad
>>45241329trvthnuke alert
nn... not yet...
>>45241228Okay pls respond fr tho :(
not yet finished but drawing the commander of my marines in the space game, evil pirate lord guyalso just gonna flex fun fact i draw all my stuff with a mouse rather than any real digital art equipment
mogging chaseys
>>45241367same
goodnight ceegee
>>45241361zero ass
>>45241361hank hill ass
>>45241419>>45241397wtf i have an even smaller ass than that :(
Daily "incel or negatranny" roulette
>>45241397>>45241419bitterhons
>>45241426faggot just always feels the need to interject herself into any conversation/topic
your ass is grass
>>45241361Doesn't even look like an ass wtf
>>45241435yes that's because i'm a narcissist. also he/him pwease >.<
pumping my semen into a tranny while I kiss her on the lips and gently caress her hair
>>45241481fag
>>45241434nta but her ass is non existent
>>45241489her ass is huge
been doing about 5 hours og physiotherapy a day on my dumb ass foot and ankle, still stiff as hell and now it hurts
Ask yourself who gains from tearing down tranny pics
>>45241489she probably mogs you desu
Where the thick big ass boymoders at
>>45241505Neggers
>>45241509@rick
Would you date him
>>45241505Bored people I'd guess
i need to book a hair apt but im not sure what i should ask for, i might just get a trim and layers, but i also like trying something new and switching my style
ate 2 popsicles for breakfast today
Gnight chasergen frens.
>>45241556good job, what flavor
I gotta stop before I end up inpatient again
>>45241560
Petite asses are valid
>>45241569Really satisfies your oral fixation huh
>>45241552You should try something new maybe look up some yt vids
>>45241588have a pintrest board of styles just dont know what would suit me
they're replacing big yahu as prime minister of israel with a slightly less insane guy next month
>>45241569Are you the polish shooter
>>45241621Is that confirmed? Fucking finally
>>45241621Assuming he can work out a coalition
>>45241622yeah i'm the nazi
>>45241364
>>45241646bald
>>45241621Won't make a big difference IMO
>>45241646he looks like a chaser
trve?
>>45241665I've seen a really brutal 'jak of an Israeli with nazi tattoos decapitating a palestinian one with a bunch of random shit on it
>>45241665Whoever makes shit like this should unironically kill themselves
>>45241679ermm let people have fun
>>45241694Erm no
>>45241698
>>45241713Are you a shotacon or something?
>>45241672this one?https://litter.catbox.moe/cfcz5r9fx6a4irhu.png
https://voca.ro/1fUiJ3Ni4quy
>>45241716no
palestine fatigue
Fine, ill just jack off and go to sleep.
>>45241726be a lot cooler if you were
>>45241790black tea mogs everything else here
what are some goals to have? I'm working on my fitness and I don't care about money/career
TRANNIES OWE ME SEX !!!!!!!
>>45241823they are all intertwined there is no one without all of the others. black tea directly caused the invention of red bull which directly caused the fall of the berlin wall which directly caused lana del rey cult leader. by the same logic, lana del rey cult leader directly caused the fall of the berlin wall which directly caused the invention of red bull which directly caused black tea. Read a book
Is it possible to recover from years of depression and barely leaving my house? I feel like my brain has been irreversibly dulled by it. I've done nothing but work and play video games for over a decade. Never been able to socialise with co-workers and never had the desire to meet new people. I don't think I'm dumb, I think I have good problem solving skills and emotional awareness and empathy, but I feel ignorant and unknowledgeable. I know next to nothing about politics, history, geography etc. from having no interest in the world. I've slowly realised how much it's affected me and I want it to go away. Tried pills but they didn't work.
>>45241863it is yes but it takes a lot of time and hard work. i would advise trying a number of different types of pills because they make it much much much easier. but it is still possible regardless
>>45241872My family said they seemed to be helping me but I didn't feel better. I only got them in the first place because I was desperate and suicidal, I don't feel as bad as I did then so I don't feel like talking to a doctor about it.I don't feel like I have the time. I'm already old.
IT'S OK FOR CHASERS TO NOT SUCK GOCK, CHASERS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE PREFERENCES
>>45241883all the more reason to have a sense of urgency. i tried about seventeen medications before i found one that worked
>>45241888hang your head off the end of the bed or you're transphobic
>>45241889and that process took like five years because every medication you have to get on it, titrate the dose up to the max, etc etc. there's probably ways to do it faster if you are more willing to like push back on your doctor. maybe you get lucky but if you have tried one medication you have not tried medication
>>45241895Please...no...I have a sensitive gag reflex.
>>45241904these floors are wipe clean baby let's go all night
>>45241888its creepy, why are you dating me if you dont like my body inside of yours.
https://youtu.be/iAaRLQiAUHEbored. want to fall deeply and wildly in love
>>45241905Bronya please...I have a belly full of McDonalds...it would go to waste...>>45241906I do the fuckin'
>>45241914yummmay
>>45241913maybe i'll pick up a love charm or something today i wanna have a little more luck in my romantic life. guess i should really just manifest by buying cute underwear but i hateeee that stuff i want granny panties all the way
just put in a risky laundry mix pray for me
I wonder how much those Dior nail polishes cost these days it would be nice if I was in the tax bracket for those they really are very nice. lots of gorgeous shades I feel like they're kind of the only option for a lot of the small nuances I want in a nude polish. like I prefer something more mature I don't like too much pink but I don't want it to be like a latte either
>>45241946I've never had a problem. Either we use different dyes now or it was just a thing on TV.
>>45241967This is not an appropriate topic for chasergen.
>>45241969I was a one load warrior for a long time but I have some nice work pieces these days that I can't take the risk with... depressing. idk it really varies it's so hard to predict which things will leach and which won't. and I'm not used to either this washing machine or the fuck ass detergent sheets (?) that came with the flat I don't trust like that. but it does still happen for sure I've had a couple devastating moments>>45241973oh right cause you guys are poor right. umm let me think what can I post. wait why am I the baddest bitch in this jobcentre rn?
I hold out hope that a trans girl starts working at my job and is therefore forced to socialise with me.
>>45241840what book
>>45241990check your calendar I've just booked you in for a meeting with HR preemptively >>45241995Dictionary
>>45241999I think workplace relationships are frowned upon in the employee handbook, but our love will not be stopped.
I LOVE TRANNIEEESS!
>>45242005you are DEFINITELY required to disclose it as a conflict of interest
fub cocaine
>>45241999i tried once and i couldnt follow what was happening at all
I wish
>>45242010It's none of their business, I won't corrupt what we have with corporate meddling.
we're all peeing on the next poster
Please don’t
Stay /soc/ content on /soc/.
>>45242043Don’t what?
i had a wild week but now i am going to try to main normal things for a little while tell rachel cum went into my butt like 20 times since i was gone. and i did drugs. and had sex.but now im not.and im going to do responsible adult things for a little while. fuck you, rachel.
>>45242022it takes a couple reads for sure but it's worth it>>45242028anon your job.... love does not pay the bills ...
>>45242047I don’t know
>>45242051I don't think it's a sackable offence.
any polycules recruiting
There are pichus in my walls
>>45242057It was an emergency please understand
when the fart travels up and out your labia
>>45242070I don’t feel like it
>>45242085I really had to go we will get you cleaned up
>>45242086Whatever
>>45242058it is if it gets weird! and it always gets weird
>>45241569Jimmy Savile made these
I wanna talk to someone real
>>45242139I'm the realest bitch in this city
>>45242051remember when discordia would always talk about your uncle bc she thought you were like molested or smth
People in Lesgen bring up me calling discordia the N-word all the time…
>>45242059i saw a guild called the polycule on wow you can chekc there
>>45242159OH YEAH because the guy from Grindr I recorded the video for wanted me to say some shit like that at the end and she... thought it was like... a real traumatic experience?? idk I guess other ppl just aren't used to hookup culture?
dahlits will never understand or achiev brahmins
>>45242189You have forfeit your soul.
Twinkflag ?
I think I'll be more likely to get a girlfriend if I stop caring about it so much so I'm stopping froooom NOW
>>45242189i forgot that was why. youre so weird
Giving bronya a bara boob filled bearhug but only bronya.
Ah study mah bahble
I bet I'm more mentally ill that any tranner hereDefinitely on the spectrum somewhere but functioning. Have a job but will probably be fucked getting another one if I lose itDepressedAvoidant personalityBody dysmorphia, can't take pictures of myself. Hate getting pictures taken of me and get incredibly sad if I see them. Can just about look at myself in the bathroom and bedroom mirror, but if I see my reflection anywhere else I spiral
>>45242289Diagnosed BPD, Autism and depression. Immense social anxiety and gender dysphoria and an eating disorder
Just saw some big boobs
>>45242059drop down give me 50 retard i know a platonic polycule called armed forces u getting conscripted now pack your fucking rucksack the entire platoon is marching cause of your shitty ass post.
>>45242201What. when >>45242235I'm maybe the most normal person on this board
>>45242330where
>>45242244nuh uh if you didn't bring enough to share with the class you're gonna have to wait until you're off the premises
>>45242330WHERE
I can't talk about these things in here because you have all been groomed into paranoid schizophrenia but note how AO3 went down and wow forever released both right before the midterms
>>45242353I bet you vote. Don't even speak on these matters.
Voting right wing until a tranner has sex with me.
>>45242367Of course I don't vote i'm a communist i haven't even been legally registered with the electoral roll in years
>>45242377revisitionist on basis of employment
>>45242381well, yes!
>>45242377that’ll be wreaking havoc on your equifax score. dont you want a mortgage under 7% apr?
>>45242392yeah it is actually pretty bad for that i guess i should register. ughhh but you get so much spam if you enrol on the open registerrrr it's so annoyingggggi need to get a credit card too apparently everyone has credit cards
its lame but im a little happy seeing people in general care about transgender lately
>>45242340>im definitely the most normal patient in this insane asylum
Can I be the nurse ratched of the asylum
Mipples (male nipples)
good morning everyone, who’s ready for another day of unemployment? :Dcookie crisp for brekkie
>>45242446i dont like cookie crisp can i have something else
sleeping in bed with my #trannygf and then farting and putting the bedsheet over her head #smellmyfartstupidtrannyfoid #iloveyou and then she punches me in my mug <3
who sane here
>>45242446Go to nursing school
me maybe but idk
>>45242420LMAO>>45242431oh that's a good vocab word of the day!ive done this one a couple times but its so good that i want to make sure you have it memorisedso you know how the common slang term for boobs in jp is oppai, right? it's usually just written in hiragana as おっぱい (although it's not unusual to see it in katakana or even the latin alphabet too!)so a term has popped up recently taking the お in this phrase and writing it using the kanji 雄. if you've been following these vocab of the days you'll have seen this a million times right it's a really common form of wordplay in jp. so what does this kanji mean?usually read おす, it's a medical term for the male of a species. think like a bull vs a cow or the male parts of a plant. Note also the counterpart 雌 (めす) female; the combination オスメス is used a lot written various ways for a bunch of meanings. the only one my dictionary lists is a gender bender like for a cable but i see it a lot used to refer to things like gender dynamics or a whole range of stuffso getting back to our vocab of today 雄っぱい, have you figured out what it means? it's referring specifically to big tits on men! or... the male species of big tits? which one do u think it is i kind of like the latter better
>>45242446cookie crisp... thats what im talking about...
>>45242495I know this because I was trying to find this game that had a part in its trailer where a boy was going around asking everyone what oppai meant.
>>45242503thats so beautiful. its good for him to learni mean in general japan has a really bad sexual harassment problem. even in my remote interactions with an admittedly rejected sector of the japanese population there's this real category of guy who will just force sexual topics constantly in a way i haven't really seen anywhere else. just trying to make you talk about it or to talk about it in front of you. odd behaviour. odd country
Thought the thread died. Had my hand cocked ready to slap one of you.
>>45242518oh yeah i guess i should make new. Meh. someone else will do it
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>>45242451you misunderstand, this is for blaire brek, not stu brek, you can have whatever you want :)>>45242480i mean i’m lowk doing cybersecurity at uni but i dont have a job to support it yet lol>>45242498i knew you would get it, you, as the kids say, “know balls”
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