QOTT: What does it take for you to fall in love with someone?Task of the thread: name your favourite tv series that started in the last 2 yearsprev >>45239705
posted a reply right as the new was getting made award >:(>>45242581
>qottHaving the same sense of humour.Don't watch much TV, haven't seen anything from the last 2 years.
>>45242480why would you ever choose to train to be a nurse, doesn't working as a nurse just mean dealing with sick old people's guts and blood and shit and piss and puke for 12 hours a day
>>45242578qott: just a lot of time! building up trust and respect. i dont really believe in a meet cutetott: hmmm whats that recent. when was killing eve. can i say killing eve?
>>45242606Doing the decent thing and killing myself when I'm 40.
>>45242578i don't really know how love feels and how to recognize it desu
I once dated a cis woman who said she's only ever been attracted to anime characters
>>45242627#valid!
>>45242585why werent you talking about me. thats so rude
>>45242578>Qott I am not even entirely sure, I guess primarily the fact I am understood and I understand the other person but honestly I pretty much fall in love for everyone that shows a smidgeon of interest or whatever. can we tear twinkflag apart by limbs and eat her remains already?
>>45242627queen
>>45242627I kneel
>>45242614Mei mei
doing my weekly shop at marks and spencer hashtag paris hilton hashtag soft life
>>45242630>>45242663>>45242665She also pegged me a few times but let's just keep that under wraps. Chaser btw.
>>45242671to be honest that was already implied
>>45242671
>>45242677ur so boring
People like me and want to be around me
>>45242678yeah I'm playing Zelda, monitoring slack and posting at the same time I can't pull out gems right now
>>45242683nah u suck fr
>>45242683i need to get on my slack power user shit someone at my job used to work for them and showed me their setup and that shit genuinely basically ran itself. insane
>>45242682I would hate to be around you and it would be mutual.
what's slack
my first ever sexual experience was sucking some penis ngl, it wasn't too bad but it was nicer when it was my turn
>>45242696classic us>>45242700umm have you ever used microsoft teams? it's like that but if it sucked marginally less ass. if you haven't used microsoft teams its like corporate discord. if you haven't used discord it's like reddit fourchan
blaire probably has a stench to her
>>45242708she's very pretty and likely smells great
>>45242707what if i haven't used reddit or 4chan
>>45242714where are you. what are you posting from. whats happening
>>45242710probably a constant rotting fish smell
>>45242722i'm in burkina faso. we're producing tomato concentrate rn
>>45242725why so bitter Mr incel
How did people genuinely read Homestuck probably the worst thing ive ever read
I relate to Nurse Bendy a lot
>>45242731You're so smart for your age.
>>45242737orbited a blown out tranny award
>>45242741I’m going to tell my friend on you!
>>45242744you know i'm 37 right
full of smoked salmon and wheat & rye crackers rn
As a dysphoric piece of shit repper, why do you chase?
What should I do with my time now that I'm unemployed
wwyd if i orbited you
>>45242756you should get a job
>>45242691normally I avoid it as much as possible but someone fucked up the RAG pipeline and I have to talk to six different people it's such a mess
>>45242764what's a rag pipeline
>>45242760Why would I do that little man
>>45242758i d first indulge then partially ghost you and see if you would continue orbiting
>>45242782i'm in periapsis rn bby
>>45242780to get yo money up not yo funny up
>>45242793time to push you to apoapsis and see if you just escape the orbit or come back
le sigh
>>45242751Finnoid
>>45242795can you get me a job in poland
I miss Marie. Shes the cutest autist around
>>45242804no but i can give you a job in burkina faso
>>45242812Give me a blowjob in a burka, fatso.
>>45242802Shut your bitch ass up
>>45242806Finally found her arse pic in the archive. Will have a good wank tonight.
>>45242829dont talk to me that way
>>45242825burqa*
can i pee
>>45242840behold,, a woman
>>45242842can i hold it for you while you pee
>>45242834Both are correct.
>>45242847nuh uh
>>45242840
>>45242856https://youtu.be/7mrtiN2CLv4
>>45242833Don’t say stupid things then
>>45242670oh my god. oh my god. why did I do that. oh my god. fuck
i could eat kaiserschmarrn or i could eat stollen. i have so many choices. just now i chose to eat a piece of skin off my lip
>>45242856Goon your sissy little clitty right now
>>45242868just saw a massive penis?
>>45242872are you talking about my huge girthy virile uncut penis
Whenever bronya sees a massive penis I show her my small one to calm her down.
Posted my cock in the cock rate thread on /b/ 8 years ago and it got an average of 7.5/10
the thoughts r back
my small slender docile cut penis
good morning! im the americans
>>45242891lol fag mine got 7.6/10
>>45242891what was the median rating
>>45242868dummy, it never works outlast time I went there walked out with near £40 of bullshitchilies and bread, random fancy snacks and a cut of beef i didn't even like
>>45242901I don't remember. I only got like 3 or 4 responses because I didn't rate any other cocks
>>45242911small sample size. discarded.
It crazy that I go lightheaded when trying to squeeze out that last little nugget out of my asshole
Does depression cause brain fog and retardation and if so how do you get rid of it
>>45242674thinking about this . reflecting on this .
>>45242915Do you think the cock ratings were i.i.d?
>>45242920yes absolutely that's like one of the famous effectslike maybe the most classical classic effect of depression lolgood luck on your journey to find working meds
Going on long walks in the Scandinavian countryside with mamo.....
why do you have to pay for high quality music shit is retarded. too much work to do alternatives I'll just listen to opus and mp3s most of the troonslop i listen to isn't high fidelity anyway. was looking on qobuz to see if I could even buy the songs I wanted, I checked polkadot stingray and it wasn't available for download, they didn't even have Uplift Spice on the site. those were the first two I tried, not confidence inspiring. So now I just have to manually look for songs bc I'm tired of these annoying ass japanese labels privating and reuploading their music and making me sift through my youtube music playlist to re-add unavailable songs. not to mention older songs posted by individuals just being full taken down or the accounts being deleted.But you only have to do it once right once it's over with I will have way more flexibility with listening so that's nice at least
u know ur getting back to ur old self when ur going on /x/ again
>>45242925
I'd rather be a pedophile than an audiophile.
God made me a small beta 5'3 tranny in a country where everyone is 6'4 and sigma/chad :(
>>45242731are you sun drying it or is it very industrial>>45242764oh god. nightmare nightmare nightmare. good luck anon>>45242874i wish>>45242881#empath>>45242903no but literally. like i did the math and like its not even really more expensive for the things i went in there for. i need to just be more disciplined...three for £10 on microwave dinners is pretty good though that's less than what im paying at tesco rn. but there's no proper supermarkets around here so its a battle
I like when girls compliment my cock
>>45242922i think it's reasonable to assume they are
>>45242674Genuinely would rather it was the genitals. That's so pathetic it makes me want to throw up
>>45242958its rly cute and tiny >m<
>>45242956what's the term for cities like that. grocery desert? something like the opposite of a grocery oasis or whatever right
>>45242935i think i prob wouldn't ahve transitioned if i could have been a pretty twink and also stayed pretty
>>45242956>microwave dinnersThe spaghetti bolognese and lasagna there are so good. I'm doing omad and they're all I have on the weekend.
We beat on trannies
>>45242958i just feel safe around it <3 it just gives off a nonthreatening vibe like i can just rly let my guard down without worrying about it taking things the wrong way>>45242966oh yea its that sort of thing. but idk if thats even right like there's so so so so so much food and shit its just all like the express or the local version cause its offices everywhere>>45242973NOOOO I NEARLY GOT THE SPAG BOL AND DECIDED AGAINST IT AT THE LAST MINUTE i knew the meat based sauces would be the best ones damn. Damn. i guess i have to go back next week now >w<im excited for the lasagna tho. truly the king of microwave dinners right regardless of where you're shopping
i wish i was a pretty twink...
>>45242977stop that>>45242978how are london cornerstores/bodegas?
God also made me invisible in the only /tttt/ thread I use :(
i was a pretty twink and it fucking sucked
https://youtu.be/nPO1JLShWQkDaydrinking and crying to this song
if i was a pretty twink it wouldn't suck
>>45242986ignoring you because you're 5'3 which means you're dysgenic. you need lls to ascend.
>>45242996How do I ascend from 6'3 ltn to htn clav
>>45242987You were and still fat
I haven't listened to siinamota in forever, this shit will never not be peak. Also Kanye, idk why he went schizo but he does have undeniable bangers. isn't he like bod or something? and autistic? when does she troon?
>>45243000What
>>45242997it depends on your face
How I sleep knowing I will outlive everyone who has ever wronged me
>>45242978slag bol for you
>>45243010giwtwm
bronya if she locked out a little bit
>>45243006You're a fat pignosed bitch
>>45242964it's a big cock tho>>45242978>i just feel safe around it <3 it just gives off a nonthreatening vibe like i can just rly let my guard down without worrying about it taking things the wrong wayh-hot
>>45243016Whats happening right now
>>45243015performative and cring
>>45243011slag bol for a bawling slag>>45243015no i need to lock in to achieve this!! the thing between this style and me is not professionalism it is income i can only afford a few nice pieces of workwear so they have to be very neutral. once i have a little more cash to splash i can dress up cutei really like that first top i want a dress like that that's floor length. you know what i mean>>45243018i like you you're an opportunist and i respect that
Imagine negging bronya at the most beautiful she's ever been. To me at least.
>>45243031and why are you crying little slag
>>45243036rub your eyes and wait i'll be prettier again tomorrow>>45243043socioeconomic factors
>>45243036this anon is right. she ascended to mtb. smv still low due to not having a womb but she reached 6.5 psl. will ascend once womb transplants become available.
>>45243031i agree with marie though. she's a little performative. you're performative too but in an intentional authenti way. you win
>>45242708i shower first thing in the morning and use an unscented roll on antiperspirant then a scented aerosol antiperspirant, depending what i’m doing that day i either spritz myself with a butterscotch body spray or perfume, i pretty much always have a candle or wax melt going in my home and i never keep an air freshener in my car any longer than a few weeks. you can say what you want about me but i smell good
>>45243055How do you know what i've got up in there>>45243057>>45243026what's wrong with being performative! kill the part of you that cringes and all that
ChatGPT is great for getting movie and game recommendations. I gave it my imdb watchlist and it gave me a bunch of good stuff. Thanks ChatGPT!
>>45243045pokes u in both eyes
>>45243083goyslave post of the week award
>>45243083I would recommend using QWen instead if possible. advertising agencies are already optimising heavily for gpt and claude, so the results are somewhat influenced by that. however, any company that operates in the US, i.e. the entire western world, is prohibited from using chinese models due to data sovereignty laws. if you use a chinese model, you can sidestep advertising entirely.
>>45243068it comes down to personal preference but when i perceive something as inauthentic it provokes in me this deep-seated sense of disgustthere's good bad taste and bad bad taste, yknow
>>45243084GYA
I miss putting my face in her ass and sniffing her asshole ill never see her again
>>45243094i dunno i think people drive themselves crazy chasing some kind of authenticity! i don't really believe in inauthenticity. a poorly aped performance of someone else's taste is an authentic performance of that ignorance. an attempt to wear what you think cool people wear is an earnest expression of that desire. you know what i mean? there's beauty in all of it
>>45243091I don't fw China.
>>45243098dog paws posted this>>45243101regardless of if you fw china or not i personally do not fw advertising. thats just me. don't cut off your nose to spite your face
good morning
>>45243106I want good movies not a bunch of ching chong shit
>>45243100its not the fashion its the posing for the camera pretending to do work while dressed up in ur social media optimized goth baddie outfitthere's something about it that i find almost fascisticthe shameless artifice, the subservience to dominant cultural forcesit disgusts me
>>45243119Morning, gorgeous.
>>45243123all models use the exact same methods to access new data from the internet. it is operating from the same dataset as chatgpt or claude. it's just a little less easily swayed by money, at least for western users
Imagine nutting all over pichu's lips
>>45243127mm that i can empathise with for sure. the performance of labour is a real cultural force these days, right. im troubled by it
>>45242802Good afternoon Mamo.Feeling like a Chud, we will see what I accomplish today.>>45243119Good morning San. Did you end up printing out that picture?
Zogbots use ChatGPTGoyslaves use ClaudeBootlickers use DeepseekMagatards use GrokUncs use GeminiTroons use ollama (and end up using a watered down mini-model of one of the above anyway)
>>45243127
>>45243148omg this might be the chuddiest baikal i have ever seen loli feel u sealfren, im not feeling so good todaysupposed to catch up on lectures but i feel all light headedidk if its a psychosomatic thing or what, i was flipping through an old book and started remembering lots of unpleasant things and now i feel dizzy and stuff>>45243157i look like this and say this
>>45243119Thanks for that post 12 hours ago
>>45243156im unc
Asexual anon?
merry christmas
>>45243174GGRUKKKKKK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT STOLLEN
>>45243172she got banned for posting swimsuit picsim just kidding but you probably got baited
>>45243148no I didn't... I've been sick in bed all day unfortunatelywhat a cute little guy tho just chilling in the toilet>>45243161you are welcome>>45243128<3
>>45243176do u like it with marzipan or without
Im wearing a tiny bikini rn actually
>>45243031>i like you you're an opportunist and i respect thatit wasn't on purpose :pp
>>45243186i actually prefer it w/o even tho i really like maripan
>>45243187>Im wearing a tiny bikini rn actuallyI don't believe youproof
>>45243187proof?
>>45243174>stollen Give it back
>>45243136when did people get into my lips. they're just lips. most women also have them
>>45243200Hol up
>>45243181That sounds very un-AA-like
>>45243193i loved marzipan when i was a kid but now i dont
>>45243200Everyone has different looking lips. Yours are very pretty and plump.
>>45242578>qottThis is so cliche but someone making me laugh is the way to my heart >tottI wasn’t in love with it but Pluribus was pretty good
Oh you get warned when you ask for discord nowThat's coolJust a heads up for you all!
i'm a failure
i just had to open the microsoft authenticator app to play halo reach. i’ve never felt a blind rage this all consuming
>>45243159Yeah they are silly. Did you know that lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world, by like a large margin. This explains why their eyes are so black, because it helps them see in the dark underwater>old bookYeah, going through old memories or pictures always fills me with a feeling of melancholy. But I am always looking to the future, and where my life will bring me.>light headedSorry to hear you are not feeling well. Make sure you're getting enough sleep, and drinking enough water.>>45243183Fair enough, let me know if you do.Get better soon
>>45243225More like halo reach for the exit game button
>>45243230i had heard that, but i didnt know it was such a difference! that image rly puts it into perspectiveseems like a fascinating ecosystem
I love my non exclusive non committal avoidant casual situationship
im useless
>>45243221I received zero notificationsthe janni must have classified my pics as a male nipple
>>45243205Forgot the green text >most women also have themAnd missed the D on hold and realized it could be taken in a gross way
I will will myself in health, using healthyperson hypno“You can breathe so clearly”“There is a normal amounts of mucus in your lungs and throat”“You can think so clearly and have no headaches”etc>>45243225I hate Microsoft with a passion that burns hotter with every year, I hear now that they’re going to close Arkane, who made the dishonored series! I hope to see them collapse under their own weight
Going to sainos to scout the near expiry baking section
>>45243242I will be off. Have a nice night Mamo.Don't forget that we love you here.
Is stollen a British thing or something??
>>45243252Get woke go broke :)
>>45243259they wish
>>45243258ugh, adorablehey are just the puppies of the sea
>>45243258ok sealfren have a nice sunday! take it easy! and thx <3
>>45243259You cheeky fucking bitch.
This Picard music tagging thing fucking sucks, I used it ages ago to tag the music in my gta 5 folder for compatibility but my god getting actual primary tagging is impossible, and it missed like 20% of the songs which were all fairly popular too. I'll just ask claude to do something about it, I only really care about getting good quality art for the songs I don't need extensive tagging.I also need to find a music player, I have music bee but I remember not liking it, though I could also just ask claude to make one too. why am I even doing anything myself I'm paying for this clanker I should use it
>>45243259it was a communist leader of the USSR
>>45243264>>45243273Okay so what is it then, we have good food in my country so I wouldn’t know what it is
Okay I looked it up and it’s from another country with famously bland food
>>45243247thank godwe need more pics like these
good morning : 3>qottpluribus or severance idk
sorry I was doing landrys. proof:
>>45243292Is German food bland? Never heard someone say that
>>45243292lmao whats ur problem
bronya looks so cool i wish i was born ya
>>45243299CROCSCROCS ALERT CROS ALARM
tell me why theres stollen antis in my mencius rn
>>45243212your youthful smile and optimism gone
>>45243299Good wifey.
>>45243304I don’t even know, I think I’m j on some bullshit today, desole>>45243302I’ve always heard it was, but I’m a poorly traveled American, so I’m perhaps not the best judge. Also I’ve just never been a huge fan of many European cuisines (except Greek food which I love)
boymoding today
>>45243309i think you are cool too>>45243310i only recently managed to get them down it felt like i was missing a limb>>45243323what did that maga lady say. i just wanna make a lot of money be my own house wiiiiife
>>45243316I miss when someone could make a work like this that’s so devoid of irony
>>45243302compared to latin american/american/sea/chinese/south asian food, a lot of european food is pretty bland. Most that isn't is usually imported/adapted like masala in the UK or Doner kebab in germany
>>45243332why can't we do it now! be the change!
>>45243325You don't like Italian?
>>45243316somic :( will he escape this darkness>>45243325u should try stollen its good. german food can be bland sometimes but they make good pastries
why did they hurt me
I hope asexual anon stops by before I go to sleep
>>45243347i hope so. i hope for him.i love german pastries so much they're the deliciously. i want to make donauwellen to take back home as a gift but i dont think they're rice cooker viable
i really like music slop like this that got popular from that one ai video trend ages agohttps://youtu.be/56mJxMMi9bA
>>45243347he's the fastest thing alive... but when you're faster than the light then all you live in is darkness....
>>45243328Fatboy now please
>>45243346I think it’s just okay>>45243339Bronya you’re so right as always *proceeds to get flamed for being a cringe tranny on twitter* sigh>>45243347I suppose I’ll have to try some German pastries some day, I do like French ones at least. Back in the town that my Arkham asylum was in I would go to this one patisserie pretty often for chocolate croissants and baguettes >>45243358I get stuck on this question a lot myself
>>45243370he saves all those little woodland animals but who will save him
Someone is stealing your bit, Beepy
>>45243377Who cares whether you get flamed on twitter
>>45243365I mean it's chill I think I would just associate it with the ai slop too much to 100% enjoy it but I could like 80% it
playing vidya with these fucking nails omg how do shut ins do it???
>>45243376
>>45243361you dont know until you try. that would be cool tho, a rice cooker full of donauwellen like those big stupid tubs of tiramisu>>45243370ill save uim. i can protect him>>45243377u must try donauwellen and berliner and bienenstich and schwarzwälder kirsch. you must
>>45243390controller is easier but you get the hang of it with practice
>>45243386imagine having a war happening in your country and you're getting flamed on twitter too tho
>>45243396Thank you. Hes awesone
>>45243397LMAO it does sound pretty good now you say it. i wonder if i could just adapt a castella recipe to get that same effect they have a somewhat similar texture right>>45243400ok fair actually
I'm glad I can enjoy the flavor of just a fresh carrot
>>45243406wait im gonna cry. i hope everyone can have this. i am so grateful for this
>>45243406you are insane
beepy D moder.
>>45243398don’t get me wrong i love having them long but jesus fucking christ i cannot use a keyboard, why did none of you tell me how difficult being hsts is
boyfriend to throw things at
>>45243421i typed "boyfriend to give little kisses" and deleted and retyped. troubling
>>45243383I’ve notified my legal team, they will be addressing this fiercely and expeditiously>>45243386Ur right but now I need to figure out an art to be good at>>45243397The bienenstich looks particularly yummy! I will have to keep my eye out for some
>>45243421the dreamill throw cats at him
>>45243390practice
>>45243404i dont know. why would i know what castella is bich
>>45243387the slop wasn't that sloppy yet tho desu because the ai was so much more primitive than today
Drinking 100000 trillion bottles of vodka tonite.
>>45243432yay :) theres definitely frozen ones at lidl or aldi
>>45243439can i help
i miss don dada ._.
>>45243430>little boyfriend to give kisses and keep in my bagfify
>>45243453Don't you mean dondracula?
>>45243420it's all in the technique it actually makes you better at using a keyboard properly. gotta keep your hands flat like pancakes instead of curved like claws. same as playing piano>>45243432good luck!>>45243397i honestly don't really like a schwarzwälder. its so pretty to look at but it's rare to get one that balances the flavour of the kirsch liqueur and the flavour of the chocolate right. i would just always go for apfelkuchen instead. but i think as i get older i favour simple fruit desserts more and more regardless>>45243433romance...>>45243435you know them it's like those big jiggly cakes that are popular in asia. when they make them in bulk they look like big mattresses that are cut into slices>>45243456contained
don dada is old and icky
>>45243377sorry sealfren...some things idk how to even let go of, as mmuch as i wish i could just never remember them againi think abt this scene in the metamorphosis a lot where gregor's father is pelting him with apples and then later it is described how one of the apples is still lodged in gregor's carapace hurting himit feels like that
>>45243467we need don shota
i had a microdream i was dating a guy and he fed me something that dissolved me into a pliable viscous translucent goo and he shaped me into a small layer around a cat eye marble and attached dragonfly wings to me and let me harden in that form forever
this 5 year old nyc data center still serves their slop the old fashioned way
>>45243452Probably not, I am just a bit gloomy to be fair, but ehhh. How is your day anyways?
>>45243479slayyy
>>45243462yeah i kinda would prefer if it had no kirsch bc i really hate to taste alcohol when im trying to enjoy a cake lol. the first time i ever tried drinking was kirsch, i took a tiny sip and spat it out immediately is that the one from the video where the annoying guy is instructing the server how to cut it with his hands
>>45243485right right. i mean i like a really good fruit cake with nice brandy that's properly aged but it's rare that i enjoy it otherwisemaybe? idk that video
Autocorrect testType the following and let word suggestion take the wheel'Can I have a _____''Where is my _____''When are we _____'
>>45243444I think we have an aldi near me so I’ll check it out the next time I’m over there :)>>45243469The idea of that hurts so v much. I just need to find where the apple is and how to get it out
>>45243480its good... i didnt even get out of bed yet. i meant to ask if i could help you finish all that vodka but now i feel bad... dont be so gloomy!!!
Deadlock fans are porn addicts.
>>45243467isn't that the poster who calls everyone a sissy
>>45243502what are we if not sissies
My easter cactus is flowering againConfused old thing
sissy sissy sissy
>>45243492>Can I have a _____can i have a nice face without a little bit of a grocery store not a schizo?>Where is my _____where is my hair is that you can get a reset for a few minutes anything else other than that I can be there in a few minutes.>When are we _____when are we going to the challenge i set up with someone else who is better to just stop and get a reset for the one in the back of the house?
>>45243505cactus dementia
>>45242578Do girls even whore themselves out in this thread anymore
>>45243492can i have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have
>>45243514literally nudes were posted last night bub
>>45243507oi oi oi
>>45243518MAKE IT STOP
pliable viscous translucent goo moders <3
>>45243493yea ;_;sometimes i try to imagine myself like as a big insect molting my exoskeleton or whatever and letting go of all the baggage of the pastoh i wish i could let go of it all, i really do
Cloning my tranny and shrinking her down to put her on my shoulder, making her my advisor in my dastardly schemes and escapades. I want a tranny on my shoulder giving me direction and insight type shit, am I stupid for this?>>45243496No, you can not help me finish my vodka, absolutely not, this specific unit was created and ordained only for me.>>45243498this woman I got along superbly would pretty much switch from talking to me a lot to just playing deadlock, it's just a bit stupid, but now I can't even goon to deadlock characters without thinking of her and hate the game.
>>45243469I was just scrolling through the thread, did you mean to @ me? If not it's fine I need to leave soon anyway.
>>45243492when are we getting for a few minutes and i want a ride home with you it is the only way too many things I have a question for a few minutes and i want a ride home and I can i watch it with a few times a day should you practice and i want a new phone and behind my back is a little too late for me it's silicon
>>45243530oops i mixed up the trips lole
>>45243528bronya would be the perfect shoulder tranny
>>45243524i knew it was you!!
>>45243542i do give good advice
>>45243509whats with the reset
>>45243525I try to picture what a future self of me who is happy and recovered looks like, but I don’t know how realistic that ever is
>>45243524Bro wants to fuck Viscous
>>45243541It's fine. Have a good night.
would you updoot
>>45243015yuck
>>45243528is it okay if i purposely give you awful advice
>>45243492can I have a wigwhere is my wigwhen are we wearing wigs
>>45243549ugg i feel that,, its hard to even imaginewhere would i be, what would i be doing, how would i ever get there, what would i even be like if i wasnt the way i am now>>45243554thx sealfren
boymoding 2day
hello threadi feel tired today
>>45243575ough that's a cute bag
>>45243585hello celeste! me too we're twinning
>>45243590hi mamoi want to take a nap but i feel i'm not going to wake up
>>45243585hello celeste good morning
>>45243585HELLO CELESTE!!! >>45243559Are you a tranny?? You can probably tell me to rob a store in broad daylight and I would listen if so.
it's time for a third popsicle
>>45243586It’s kinda bland though? Are you bag liker Marie?
I don't like work, I don't like people who pretend to enjoy their job, I don't like it when people do shit like putting extra hours in for no pay, it makes me want to start erecting crosses. Team-building exercises make me sick. Office culture and themed days make me want to light myself on fire. I don't like having drinks with my colleagues; I hate hearing about middle-aged women's holidays and their children, I hate their dogs and their cats. I hate the car they arrive in. I loathe what they eat around me.
>>45243560He looks like he needs a towel to dry his hair>>45243563I think I start with circumstances and then go from there, like I think I would like to be married and have kids and what kind of job I would like and then what kind of relationship would I have w my husband, what kind of parents would we be, why would it be important to some things one way or another. But then figuring out how to get there is where I fall apart, I feel I’m in such a hole emotionally and I don’t see or know what I can do, I’m trapped in the mire of all of these things that happened to me
>>45243597hi anonymous it's late in the afternoon here... >>45243598HELLO ANONYMOUS
>>45243602Grow the fuck up
>>45243599it's bad to eat too many cold foods during winter... make sure you drink something warm to balance it
I think my legs and butt got bigger but i haven't put in any weight. i'm still debating starving to cut or eating more to bulk...
>>45243610>buggylol
>>45243602yeah i think that's normal. but it's polite to try and convince yourself to like it somewhat
>>45243503I prefer molly
>>45243598i am and i will indeed tell you to do that>>45243605shut up and accept my good morning wishes !!!
>>45243602
>>45243624like mandy??
>>45243602feltits the pantomime of it all that drives me bonkers. thank the lord for wfh days keep me away from this stuff
>>45243602i hate corporate bullshit thankfully i work from home
>>45243544It's so weird that I also had the same dream, except I was molding you over the cat's eye marble
i could eat a persimmon if i wanted
>>45243601idk i like bags as much as the next person i thinki prefer simple things, they're more versatile>>45243596the classic nap dilemma...>>45243604that's a nice dream beepy i hope u get it some day
>>45243636no, like nancylike that placebo song
>>45243633yes i'm sorry anonymous how is your morning going? i was hungry and tried making an omelette with lao gan ma, turned out being good like everything with lao gan ma, if it wasn't for this sauce i would be dead already...
>>45243620>Wah wah wah my corpo job is so awful and people actually want to talk to me and get to know me! It’s just so awful
>waiting for it to get better
>>45243649would you take a nap with me? we could humm... hug each other
>>45243638My last boss was the typical corporate cringe moron and loathed wfh despite the data showing it actually made him more moneyBaffling
>>45243612okay grandma
>>45243651placebo mentionedjust another nancy boybreaks my heart to see what brian molko looks like now Dx
>>45243649I think they’re nice as status icons, I’m the type of person who would want a fancy expensive purse to flaunt it around others idk
>>45243664lol based get urself a louis bag
>>45243642i bought figs instead of persimmons and i regret it. my mouth is all tingly...>>45243651i see...>>45243662that's good that's the proper respect you should be showing to your elders. Now go run along and study
>>45243653@bugy thoughts on this? >>45242606
>>45243610Lose some weight.>>45243623I can't do that>>45243634You're in high school>>45243639>>45243638Lucky, they've phased it out where I work, I'm clueless as to why they've done that.
i have already stolen all the wigs.
>>45243674you are required to appear as if you have done it. you are not required to actually do it
>>45243674i am in high school
>>45243652it's going well... i just got out of bed and im hungry so i will be having some of your omelette.... i have no idea what lao gan is tho
>>45243660>>45243674yeah managers get very anti-wfh for some reasonits always the useless ones too, they really think they matter
>>45243676mm... delicious stolen....
>>45243684They like to oversee their little minions from their big useless desk to feel important
>>45243660they just like the ego trip of people fawning over them in the office. mega gross
twink flag be doing algebra and learning shapes lmao
>>45243679Nah. I'll just get my work done.>>45243680Grow up?>>45243684Apparently our decision came from "high-up", so someone totally detached from the work we actually do. They just fetishize the idea of it all because they're hollow.
bf who has just too many things in his pocket and now they’re all jingling about as we’re walking together
>>45243698if the work really spoke for itself we would all be millionaires
>>45243667That’s the plan>>45243672It’s fun and job security is good when you’re needed as much as a nurse>>45243674I did and still am, you’re a fucking piss baby.
>>45243704god men are so fucking annoying
>>45243674startups are the way to go if you want to avoid corporate bullshit. i made it very clear to my bosses that i have no time to waste, leave me in my cave and i deliver>>45243681it's a Chinese chili sauce, a very classic one, not spicy. fuck i love chili so much...i am in my bed rn, need some rest>>45243704i hate having anything in my pockets desu, i used to be a retarder /g/ user carrying an EDC, i grew out of this and go full minimal now
>>45243671maybe the wasp stang you
>>45243674>>45243684maybe they have a long term lease on the office buildings or something and someone higher up will look bad if they're just sitting empty and the money looks like it's going to waste
I remember the ceo visited our office once and actively advocated against young people getting into IT in an office full of IT autists lmao, he was too busy fingering his prostate and jerking off over graphs and charts to know what environment he was inits scary that these people are real
>>45243172Bump. This is urgent!
>>45243715i had so many bad experiences at startups when i was interning ill take corporate bullshit a million times over before i have to deal with the torture of working for a startup again...
>>45243698you're being very immature rn
>>45243715>i am in my bed rn, need some resttake a nap then!!!!
>>45243663I will say that even if the mustache caught me off guard... their last album was amazing.I used to be so into them tho omg I would just post clips of myself playing their songs on mtfg lol>>45243671it's all the same word tho
>>45243676Hope you know that every time you post now there's a good chance I'll be jerking it to those lips.
>>45243717I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THIS TOO apparently it's not that it's just the same as like pineapple or kiwi where its the enzymes. but it hurts...>>45243732that's so beautiful. i love how many words in the english language come from trannies. like bad
GarandThumb and Brandon Hererera both getting btfo’d on Twitter wasn’t something I was planning to see but it was definitely a welcome surprise
>>45243741what happened
has anyone seen penny? I miss her, she's so nice to me>>45243726with startups you want to go with one where your boss invests their own money first, otherwise it's a red flag for me. Even better when they've got a family >>45243731i need to find things to do though... i should be working on my driving license but im such a procrastinatmaxxer....
>>45243710Your entire personality here is seethe, I remember you used to stream and post the link here, every time you were baby raging at games, miserable hog.>>45243706The work is not worth it.>>45243715Yeah, you're right, I'm just in a very stable situation right now. We're just worked to the bone right now and wfh wouldn't change things at all. You're lucky.>>45243730We're in diapergen dude
>>45243741This goes crazy if youre a total goy
>>45243714lol>>45243737>like badand soul calibur
>>45243737i hate those enzymes. can we kill enzymes
If I change something like my hair and someone says something to indicate that they noticed, then I need to kill myself
Pichu if you see asexual anon tell her I said hello
>>45243746i dunnooo even at a startup that's likely to succeed the culture is still so.... you know?>>45243751i love francine so much>>45243752we have to. I heard if you soak the cut fruit in salt water it helps remove them a little... i wonder if i should try it>>45243756huhhh. then why even change it
i would kill a chaser for some freshly baked bread rn
>>45243765>sissygenNobody told me this, why? That cute dog is wearing a hat.
>>45243748>You're luckynot really, i got some luck (finding job in IT in current period) but i worked a lot to get there. my reading of the world is that everything works through opportunities, never leave anything closed, make good impression to people. luck plays out but it isn't all. learn to get people to like you. i'm a NEET at heart but i worked a lot on my behavior in society to fit and make it easier.. >>45243764not likely to happen in mine because i am in charge... i'm hiring a long time friend very soon..
>>45243745One got called a larping manlet and the other got ratioed by the democrat woman who beat him>>45243748You’re literally crying about workplace politics… also so what if I streamed and baby raged? You probably do the same shit you fucking faggot>>45243750I love Jewish people
>>45243770Keep me alive and suck my dick and I'll make you some bread
>>45243770freshly baked bread is a commodity in France, i love it so much but i am not allowed to eat bread
>>45243764salty fruit
https://files.catbox.moe/zodt43.jpg
>>45243790yum yum yummay
>I got a useless degree and have to put up with boomers in the corporate world trying to make small talk! This so awful and I’m in no ways autistic or pathetic!
>>45243791woa there blue board nona but hot
>>45243763you got it chief
>>45243764Well sometimes I want to do something different but being noticed is hell
>>45243756if it's hair then it's more like they won't notice at all and then you'll be upset why they didn't comment on your hair styling
>>45243797don't get so worked up anger is bad for your skin
>>45243791Suckable tits.
>>45243804i do not understand. that seems difficult i am sorry you feel that way...
>>45243805I’m fine if someone silently notices, but to openly point it out opens me up to so much shame and fear so quickly
>>45243814everything is suckable on that pic, i'd make an infusion with the panties....
>>45243784i dont want to have to suck your dick for it :(>>45243785why not?
>>45243806she's #valid tho
>>45243806Respectfully shut the fuck up
>>45243791Gave me a bone in pant
>>45243803I just want to acknowledge that I understand this post and was thinking about that one scene when I posted
>>45243824Since you like to announce it so much yourself: filtered
>>45243823you are #valid too>>45243824lets do some box breaths
i downloaded twitter once and used it for a few minutes and and it felt like this
>>45243817but they will say they like it tho and you'll feel so good.wanting the compliments
>>45243823You’re a bum
>>45243822i don't eat carbs, i am very close to keto. doing so is very retarded because my body handles them very well, my physique and weight is stable. it's more a religious belief, i consider grain and sugar evil. i only eat dairy (50% of my food), meat, fish, vegetables and nuts
>>45243780You're literally fat?>muh xitter ratiosGrow up?>>45243777Yeah of course, it's not all luck, I'm pretty similar, worked for the position, but I am inherently lucky to get the job that I got in the first place, it's not easy right now.>learn to get people to like youThey do honestly. I play nice and work in a team, I do the song and dance etc, I just hate it. At worst, I deliver and generally mind my business.
>>45243770But I make the fresh bread
>>45243832omg thank you :DD
>>45243839No I’ll feel scared and ashamed, this happens everytime I get a haircut
>>45243824remember a while back you tried to be nice to everyone and started sucking everyone's dick here? like even rach? what happened? someone's backsliding... babe...
>>45243822I'll start baking it first. It'll be done before you finish and you don't have to take my cum in your mouth.
>>45243831I said it one time and I didn’t even filter her you overcompensating fucking needle dick>>45243832SHUT UP! I DID MY DBT THERAPY ON FRIDAY IM CLEAN IM COOL IM COOL AS BISCUITS!
>>45243840nuh uh i work very hard i actually work in an albanian coal mine. 16 hour shifts
>>45243855小心气坏了身子~
it is lowkey funny seeing buggy get in her feelings over someone else being mad didn't she used to get worked up and start spamming Slurs and death threats over like, typical discordia funny business. I never got how discordia made anyone mad but my brain filters most of her posts
i ate 2 yummy persimmons
>>45243843i see... sounds tough i would not be able to handle the cravings i think>>45243848then get to work >>45243854youd get an unenthusiastic handjob at most
>>45243876nyam nyam nyam! i love simmons
>>45243844>They do honestly. I play nice and work in a team, I do the song and dance etc, I just hate it. At worst, I deliver and generally mind my business.for me what worked out is that i listen to people and i've got a good memory, i can fake interest. i would not go into dancing n shit though, that's humiliating. i also happen to be competent, it helps.
>>45243770I have this but not the bread you're looking for soz
4th popsicle?
going to the store, you want anything?
>>45243889You will turn INTO a popsicle!!!
>>45243878i don't have any cravings though
I want persimmons so badly holy fuck
>>45243878Use coconut oil and we have a deal.
>>45243844Wow what an own, oh my god my feelings are so hurt.>complaining about me talking about ratiosYou literally called me fat because I called you a crybaby bitch. You’re the one that needs to grow up>>45243853I got tired of having people be mean to me here unprovoked and laying down and taking it. It’s also just not fun being nice to people here when everything and everyone is fake :p
>>45243884I remember nothing, when in doubt play stupid, I just can't imagine caring about what college someone's kids go to why would I remember stuff like this.
>>45243891paneer cheese girl pretty pretty please
>>45243172>>45243360>>45243763hello mister e. i think im sick
>>45243901Clearly. You are literally fat though I don't get it? It's not that bad to be fat.
just smelled a massive penis
Goodnight asexual anonGoodnight asexual anonGoodnight pichuGoodnight stubGoodnight mouseGoodnight henryGoodnight pichuGoodnight bronyaGoodnight sanityGoodnight euiGoodnight s3alGoodnight wimiGoodnight mamoGoodnight cibiGoodnight beepyGoodnight wulfim
Take a look at this baddie
>>45243901lmao grow up fr
>>45243888im confused
>>45243919good for you, no one ask. where do you find them anyways?
>>45243922I love world of warcraft
>>45243921https://voca.ro/12ORxhPbPQBo
>>45243921goodnight kitten
>>45243926It's of the short variety
>Do you remember that time you did [blank] and did [blank]>You’re [insert unoriginal attack here]>posts an unoriginal joke at me>You should go back [insert thread I’ve participated in]That’s literally every single response anyone does nowadays.
>>45243919Ponder the aroma
>>45243921This gen is lowkey the most pathetic general on the entire site
>>45243928My network>>45243940Pondering . . .
>>45243921goodnight mister e x2
buggy posts like bee in that you can tell there's a genuine level of upset caused by the silly posts in transbian(ft.chasers)rapistgeneral
im the most pathetic person in this general
>>45243945im genuinely upset
>>45243942>Pondering . . .Decide.>>45243939Babe, make it so you're worth more than that ok? Btw remember the time people made you green?
>>45243937new rule no more posting about shortbread!
>>45243916What an astute observation Sherlock, it’s almost like I didn’t know and I’m not actively doing something to not be fat! Fucking retard…>>45243925Lmao suck my dick fr
>>45243957Well I'm doing more next week so stick that up your dojo
i don’t want to do my shot
>>45243956Everyone must die
>>45243941It's pretty bad.
>>45243880possum up the simmon tree, raccoon on the ground, raccoon says to possum wont you shake them simmons down
>>45243954I genuinely shit the most perfect log earlier and im not even kidding it looked like it was made in a machine and it was lubricated
>>45243966wait fr? no take backs
>>45243957Hibernophobic
>>45243953there are some serious competitors
>>45243956I can’t forget something that people go out of their way to remind me on this website every fucking minute of an every day. You’re such a fucking retard, I don’t know how in the world you function.
>>45243960So you hate being fat? Why?>>45243966The deaths are ordered by penis size, bye bitch
>>45243957back to stollen
>>45243963Ok well you are going to do it either way so you can bitch and moan and whine and scream and shriek and wail or you can just do it and have more time to study chinese yes? yes>>45243974this is so awesome what an epic animal friendship moment. i think they're gay lovers>>45243975this is so huge. this changes everything>>45243977Everyone must die
>>45243945Always buzzin round up there huh? ⌒(ё)⌒
>>45243988Why is that my problem?
>>45243907Unfortunate aa update. Get well soon
>>45243990Because people hate me for being fat?! Goddamn who let the fucking special kids off the leash today
ykw bye i'm leaving this site FOREVER i don want to be pathetic anymore
>>45244000Bee im fingering my piss slit rn its squirting little jets of pee around the sides
>>45243993raccoons got a bushy tail, possums tail goes bare, rabbits got no tail at all, just a little old bunch of hair
>>45244004thank you! sleep well
>>45244005Leave those kids alone! Nasty woman.
>>45244001>Why is that problem>>adds to the problem by doing exactly what I was sayingKill yourself. You do not deserve to be alive
>>45244009a third bombshell has entered the villa
>>45244000finally someone i don't need to look up to talk to in this general
>>45244000>⌒(ё)⌒i'm sorry but this doesn't look like anything at all.
she reminds me of blaire
>>45243993bronya whining about my shot is all i have don’t take this from me please
>>45244019Zen.
>>45244019I believe it is supposed to be a pig squatting down to poop
Ough bitch I got heartburn
>>45243945I’ve cried lots of real tears over “funny posts” attacking me here.
>>45244014Again, how is this MY problem?
>>45243921goodnight mr e!
>>45244021They were fuckin>>45244024You can have NOTHING
>>45244021why does it look like he was bouncing on it
i can't believe bee is 130 lbs, almost as big as me but i'm all muscles, how is that possible even?
>>45244031My mouth/eyes is wide open
>>45244021lmao
>>45244035I’m making your problem! There, fuck. Ugh you’re so annoying. Quit being mean to me
>>45244048I'm not your dad bro.
im fat in a cute weigh
>>45244041wait till you learn of girls who are 200lb and still skinny
>>45244041I am a lil hippo lolLots of muscle, lots of fat
recording a fart
>>45244057pic? >>45244059pic?
//(.˙.)\\lukki attack
chaser brap voca
>>45244065one just posted multiple yesterday
wwyd if you were my friend
>>45244067When I fart I pull my pants down and spread my cheeks through an open window
>>45244075bring u pastries and fresh fruits as an excuse to hang out and talk about nothing
bronya there was a mysterious stain on my chair yesterday :(
>>45244053Whatever forget I even said anything
>>45244080im an open window suddenly
>>45244067brewimg
>>45244073i was busy yesterday... >>45244084what are your dimensions?
i wish i was someone's roman towel boy
Anyone else have Google Earth autism?
>>45244089you have to wipe better diva
>>45244061who would do that
>>45244097yeah i do but it's not autism
>>45244097No. on this google earth, you are truly alone
>>45244095explicitly autopedo
>>45244094I don't know, I haven't taken them in a while and dont remember the firstntime i was asked, i gotta know why youre so curious
>>45244067NO ONE DO THIS SHE WILL RECONSTRUCT THE SOUND WAVES TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
>>45244109because i'm 5'3 and projecting, you are the closest person to my build i met so far
It’s not fair
Type voca into your search bar and paste the first one that comes up from your history
>>45244117https://voca.ro/16TKSKnpAg1x
>>45244106kinda...
i refuse to say hello to americ*ns,,,>qottpretty eyes,,, eyes do so much for me,,,
>>45244092Look I just don't like the idea of shit particles going through my clothes. Do you get that?
hello americans
If there's nonas that still use my moaning vocaroos you're little angels.
>>45244117the one that autofills is me manvoicing and the most recent in the history is an ai tts clone of me so I think I have to abstain
>>45244117https://vocaroo.com/
>>45244140Hello
>>45244157lol
I think my feet stopped shrinking and it makes me sad. I was really hoping to make it to a women's 12.
>>45244117https://voca.ro/1o8PI0uSHaGI
>>45243737bronya baeddel arc incoming>>45243732thats cool u should post some here :D i havent heard their latest album ill give it a listen
>>45244113the cockblocking is crazyyyy mind your business>>45244117https://vocaroo.com/1b8weoVHwx4P>>45244132quantum tunneling...>>45244164already long gone!
imagine bronya giving birth
>>45244097i have a friend who does and she's really good at geoguessr
>>45244162im sorry nona>>45244169Daisy is such a goddess...
imagine giving me all your money
>QOTT: What does it take for you to fall in love with someone?Be a friend/companion>Task of the thread: name your favourite tv series that started in the last 2 yearsWithin the last 2 years? Haven't seen too many recent series.GachiakutaBass X MachinaAlien Earth
FUCK I JUST GOT INVITED TO THE FILM AWARDS THAT STARTED 15 MINUTES AGO AND MY ONE EVENING GOWN IS STILL WET FROM THE WASH
>>45244179Can she teach me?
Crazy how this thread is just two very different kinds of repressing transbians
>>45244188ran to go wash my face and my pants fell down in front of the window and tripped me and i fell i am in a comedy anime and i am the punchline
>>45244169she looks like the average russian woman in the early 2000s
>>45244197there are three kinds actually
I was looking for some action but all I found was transgenders and ketamine
>>45244188>evening gownbrony,,, are you posh?,,,, :(>>45244197im not repping,,,, im bisexual,,, :(
Why are you all so obsessed with transbians?
>>45244194she has taught a couple of my friends and she knows where all the road signs and license plates are from and stuff. she hates 4chan tho
>>45244197there's also gay men who aren't repressing anything, like me
>>45244212Yes
I was fascinated by the nature and geology of my state and studied it. if someone posts a picture and I recognize the plants and scenary I know its here. I cant guess locations from anywhere else though
>>45244217I need to learn the roadsign and license tech... and the road markings stuff
>>45244162niggas are not this delusional no way
OWW fuck my cat just stepped on my gyno moob while i was laying in bed and it hurts
i like the cock but not the man coming with it. i'm sorry...
>>45244228u should!! its fun and its a really impressive skill to have
She's back ladsWhat a sort
>>45244067https://vocaroo.com/1kQqmh2ioRIh
>>45244250cums everywhere
>>45244115That makes more sense :3
How do you have time to play video games as an adult
bf who loves me more than his playstation
>>45244211how does it feel when you're inside me?I can feel you can you feel me?
>>45244220you're kind of like a clumsy princess character in my mind now,,, like falling over on a ballroom dance floor in heels
>>45244259Spoken like a true goy
>>45244250did you record that yourself
>>45244259yeah i don't get it either. i for example grind and trap and stack that bread etc etc all day, i don't have time for that silly sissy stuff
>>45244259you don't >>45244256sorry for being a creep
>>45244259i have no kids or bf or pets
>>45244252Have another, whore.https://vocaroo.com/1lpY9axgGl3M
Briar sucks as a jungler
>>45244264Back when he did the falsettos...
>>45244229I prob have the biggest feet here desuI blame my grandma who wears like a men's size 12
>>45244269Yeah there might be one coming just for stu
>>45244287don't get me started on britpop or I'll be quoting blur and suede all daystarting with that song about trash
for me it's not really about time but mood and motivation. i could work less and play games but my brain has been fried beyond recovery, my dopamine cycle barely works anymore, i only want to lay in bed and sleep (exactly what i am doing right now)>>45244290i might have the smallest feet of the entire board, i'm sorry nona...
>>45244273Youre all good, I'm not offended at all
>>45244290>I blame my grandma who wears like a men's size 12Is she single?
>>45244259Just like anything else you can enjoy, you make time
>>45244299You should join me I'm going to knebworth next year
>>45244259Cheating helps a lot with removing the grindyness of games so im able to play more games every year.
>>45244268I'm not saying it like a bad thing but I have a friend also who works a fulltime job and has a gf and he's playing way more video games than me
footfag chaser bf who gets hard from seeing my huge ogre feet
>>45244307were you strong like me before?
>>45244290i wasn't commenting on the size I just meant the feet shrinking thing. that just is not something that happens, maybe if you were overweight and lost it but otherwise nah
I have time to play video games after work but sometimes only an hour. At that point it take me so long to finish anything it does feel like wasted time.
Do I eat one?
i'd goon to my own feet if they were cute... >>45244332it actually happens to some people yes, it's a thing actually...
>>45244334Eat them all, nona... Get nice and plump...
>>45244334these look so ass desu make them yourself instead
>>45244334no, carbs are evil....
>If you want better chances to get the one piece token, go to servers then middle east and select Israel- My little brotherTroons have successfully weaseled anti-semitism insanely deep into the social concious
>>45244334yeh
>>45244308yup. she's also a centenarian>>45244332not true at all. I literally had to toss like a dozen pairs of shoes because my feet were literally slipping out of them. it's caused by cartilage and muscle/fat redist
my roommate bought candies and i ate some, i'm feeling bad...
>>45244348what does this mean. what's the one piece token and what does it have to do with israel
i did my shot say good job please
>>45244358Are you trooning out yet?
>>45244364now do heroin
>>45244367why do you ask
>>45244324I was high endurance, not a ton of strength, athletic build with very low t, my weight hasnt altered since transitioning
>>45244302is ok, I have many pairs of cute kitten heels now
im fat and stupid
>>45244377Your name says celeste again.
>>45244209Please do elaborate, I’m familiar with the transbians repressing the lesbian and the lesbians repressing the trans, what is the third type?
>>45244269Little wet one for stuhttps://vocaroo.com/1m3xaJYxcJkN
@twinkchan
>>45244278cums everywhere again
>>45244348You’re probably a bad older sister
thoughts on incest?
>>45244265this is so chic i love that... i want to be like this a little more
>>45244388damn i want some... thinking of getting some full latex platform boots... >>45244381i don't understand how you can be that heavy then, you are on strength athletes weight for your height. no one would ever accuse me of being an endurance athlete>>45244393yes... i am trying but but male ego isn't dead yet and i'm highly transphobic towards myself
>>45244412Youll make such a pretty girl. :)
>>45244394trans women pretending to be into men, chasers pretending to be cis, and trans women pretending to be asexual. all lesbian
>>45244412lol that's so extra I love ithow high are the heels??
>>45244388What size shoe do you wear?
>Everyone has this niche sexuality
>>45244419a 47yo hon told me i'd never grow hips and ass. you haven't seen my face also... >>45244427uuuuuhhh i don't know yet i'd have to go give it a try i guess?
>>45244412Im in a healthy bmi for my height, i feel,like id be 140 to 150 if i was training for strength, muscle density must be whats causing your confusion
>>45244390These are good downsides to have, because you can change both things :]>>45244410legally its crime. Not my cup of tea tho. Are you a big fan of the cest?
What way is your preferred way to be gruesomely murdered or killed? You see burning would be too much for me but I think being stabbed and bleeding out would be not half bad as far as bad ways to die, like I think I could tolerate it far better than drowning for example>>45244420I see I seee
>>45244445i am a big fan of da cest
>>45244441in this thread we are all lesbians -_-
Can I get some lesbian sex
he lost the second ticket now I'm just fuckin sitting here in a wet dress for nothing. this BLOWSSSS
>>45244449Lethal injection or some of the things the Nazis did during their experiments. I want my insides to melt
>>45244453tfw lesbian chaser
She's slowly cracking again
>>45244469why did you make up a whole story just to wear a wet dress
Sometimes it occurs to me in the oddest way that I am in a very uncommon minority that is widely disliked and widely talked about and that most people don’t know another trans woman irl, kinda surreal to think about sometimes like oh yeah im a distinct person to meet
>>45244403I WANT TEH DINO NUGGIES
>>45244443oh I thought you already were looking at a pair or something lol. Ive usually got like four pairs of shoes bookmarkedIve got over thirty pairs now and I think i need to stop buying shoes...
>>45244469For being so posh your stance and squatting attitude reek of chav
>>45244444i am overweight and you aren't that far from me though... i can only be considered healthy because i have extremely low bodyfat. i want to go up to 155 but i would probably gain too much fat and my legs/butt are probably close to their natural limit already... >>45244410as someone who grew up without siblings and has always been deeply into femdom since very early, i must admit i have fantasized about it, having a dominant sister.... sorry for being a degenerate>>45244484not yet but i'm thinking of getting few latex pieces and shoes
n’wah
I would fuck Josh o Conner
>>45244429the biggest one stores sometimes carry
i have celeste fatigue
>>45244492What do you weigh
>>45244479It was my one chance to be in the same room as Claudia winkelman and you don't even care
>>45244493s'wit>>45244492do you like latex specifically? or just shiny stuff that includes patent
>>45244482It's like that one guy in the city that everyone knows because he walks around in a cape
>>45244506Cunt types 1 word at a time and you still missed the notis?
>>45244486I'm every woman
>>45244515My phone is always on silent I rarely receive good news
*waits until the event*sorry I missed this
>>45244504140 and looking like this >>>/fit/77601475>>45244510latex makes you sexy and smoothes the curves, you can cheat your proportions with it, and i would only wear that for parties and pictures
>>45244492Its always the only childs into incest, huh?
wwyd if i made coffee and spilled it all over my kitchen floor and then started crying
i am so fucking depressed
>>45244449i used to fantasize about my head getting smashed to pieces by like a mace or sledgehammer very often, probably that
>>45244543me too
>>45244531I dunno those two pics on the right dont look like the guy on the left
>>45244533i am not into it but i fantasized about that when i was a teen
>>45244543oooook I'm not going to post those guitar clips thenI'll wait
Is it better to send one long text or many smaller texts?I always assumed the latter was rude, just spamming their inbox.
>>45244539Yell at you to clean it up and call you a stupid bitch
>>45244545For me it was always a ballpeen hammer
Getting chasergen fatigue...
>>45244555D: wait no i take it back
>>45244408projector no projecting
>>45244497That’s not really much of a measurement… I wear 13.5 in women’s and I wanted to see if you could give me recommendations>>45244517Like the song
Is it a good idea to smoke cigarettes while youre sick or should i stop
>>45244563you're fine. why are you feeling depressed?
>>45244539>>45244558And then say you always do this and then I would shout, "WHY CAN'T YOU BE FUCKING NORMAL"
>>45244553what do you mean
Well now what do i do with my evening. I guess im just gonna have to fight with you all
>>45244573work suxschool suxlife sux
>>45244564Yeah, yeah. You’re probably ass at league too>>45244570Yes (no)
>>45244533god i wish i had an older brother instead of being an only child
>>45244585How about sitting on my lap and tongue kissing me
>>45244585mamo <3
>>45244531zesty ass fit on the left
>>45244589i am literally a hairy ass man>>45244592celeste <3
>>45244576*cums a little*
>>45244601Youre very pretty mamo. Be kinder to yourself.
>>45244582Guy on the left looks like he's in a muscle suit, guy on the right looks 6ft with different hair and skin, regardless 10 lbs is a big difference, a lot of my muscles are in my back glutes and thighs
does life suck more and more with every year from when you're a teenager into your 20s or does the sucking intensity stabilize
>>45244601Said the literally cutest female super genius
>>45244597i wear shorts over to hide the cock at the gym>>45244609i wasn't aware i were two different persons, explains a lot
>>45244619it gets worse for a while and then it all gets better in your 30s unironically
https://voca.ro/13BhsZrXfxr8
>>45244619Being a teenager in a middle class environment is way easier than life as an adult
>>45244562dont leave me.... im so cold
>>45244619it never improved. the main difference being i have responsibilities now, if i don't work i starve and die
>>45244632but i don't want to be 30 :(((
>>45244601I dont care i want u to be mine
>>45244641that's normal. you get there either way tho so don't worry about it
>>45244619Life gets better every single year
>>45244637ofc it's easier but that wasn't the question
>>45244608sorry wm...>>45244623if i was a genius id figure out how to unfuck my life
>>45244641beware, it comes faster than you'd think. i want to be a case study for people to follow their dream and never get stuck into doing nothing loops
Loving Marie and kissing all her scars
>>45244619It depends on the actions you take. You're rotting inside your room and posting in this gen all day so of course you're going to feel like shit.
>>45244665Your life isn’t fucked, you’re just spiraling
My back hitting a bed with freshly cleaned sheets feels like a blowjobThat's what it feels like to be 32
Gonna himbomaxx and I promise I will be exclusive to trans girls.
bf who encourages me to eat full meals
fool me once...
Nobody wants to be wholesome relationship with me I feed an anorexic partner and make her chubbier by giving her massages and ensure she eats enough :<
I want some soup
>>45244684i'm planning and scheming and plotting etc actually it's very serious stuff
>wholesome relationship>feederkekwuh
>>45244701that sounds like a toxic relationship built on a fetish desu
>>45244699You're very beautiful. I still and always loved your raspy girl voice
>>45244693does that mean youll get less smart or more buff
>>45244641Norwood reaper is coming little nigga
Discordia can you please say something nice about me
my stomach hurts even though i dont deserve to feel pain
>>45244411youre already half way there :D
don't waste your life and leave this place, i wish i never came here. i was already weird but it hasn't gotten any better
>>45244716nuh uh i'm chemically castrated so no norwood ever
>>45244717im good buggy
>>45244711I will be sad if my partner doesn't enjoy my food and constantly hungry :(I also have a strong desire to spoil them with cuddles, care and doing whatever is possible to ensure they're doing well
>>45244707You're so cringe and boring.
my strategy of not thinking about anything that makes me sad isnt working as well as it did a few days ago. i need to buy hrt but i dont want to spend money
>>45244701am anorexic, if a partner did this i would rope
coming here saved my life unironically, i found out about hrt here and if i never started posting on 4chan i'd probably rep until after puberty and kill myself
>>45244730So mean
>>45244728>xe thinks xes safe
Life in your 30s is looking forward to your morning coffee
>>45244714More buff. I'm already kind of stupid.
Thank you Winemom and BPD-chan for not changing your username every week. Makes you cuter, and more passable
>>45244741:<
>>45244728its coming for you repper,,,,
>>45244745repping is good and healthy
>>45244752Are you really 32?
Burying my face in buggys ass and sniffing intensely
>>45244752that's just addiction it's not special
>>45244766
>>45244776Holy unc
>>45244753sounds perfect. i will be arranging our marriage soon
>>45244772Everyone is addicted to something desu
>>45244751As long as you're not a poor neet, you'll be fine. If you're poor, you're fucked. It applies to everything btw, be it a hairloss or something more serious in life
>>45244568yupyup Id love to helpvans and converse are good summer shoe options and they make some cute options in that size, altho vans are a little tighter and make your feet look smaller, and i know a lot of cis women that prefer converse for that comfort and extra even though they both look and run pretty big.I like nikes for year round wear and they make women's metcon and vomeros (super comfy and like walking on a cloud but expensive) styles.there's doc martins or steve maddens if you're into the bootsoh mispares on amazon has some p cute heels in larger sizes that I've loved and amazon's own brands "essentials" and "the drop" make a lot of sandals and block heels in higher sizes.I've found some shoes at tommy hilfiger in the past but I haven't been able to replicate it recently.and I guess if you ever wanted stripper heels there's always pleaser
>>45244693Heyyy..>>45244755YOURE WELCOME :)
>>45244768That’s weird>>45244776You’re a decade older than me…
>>45244720:Di have been trying to do a bit where i convince people im in line for the throne of scotland
>>45244790not me
>>45244794Thank you Sanity, you always come in clutch.
I also bought a tiny plot of land in scotland and they made me a lord
One day you'll catch yourself picking out an outfit for your partner, and they'll be doing the same for you.
warming my old bones by the fire......
>>45244802id believe you,,,
>being ignored on /tttt/ because I'm not a freak and not a namefagTell me about better communities so I can finally leave this hellhole.
I just cheated on my tranner recently and feel so insanely guilty. I cant even answer her texts anymore
>>45244812Are you really that old? You can’t be older than 27
>>45244784What kind of wedding do you want?>>45244798Oh god winemom said hey to me I am definitely on the right path.
>>45244804>t.https://youtu.be/PHu9D8armIA
>>45244819how are you doing today anon?
crossfade is such a cute little feature, finally finished setting up the music player. youtube music didn't have it. makes everything feel more cohesive
>>45244821die
>>45244752I look more forward to hitting the vape during the morning shit
>>45244819>better communitiesLiterally any community
>>45244823yeah I'm ancient
>>45244826oh i mean physical addiction i hate how people just call any habit or interest an addiction now as if it's at all comparable to a physical one
im addicted to talking to 32 year old men on 4chan
>>45244819Reddit has some good trans communitiesR/StraightTranswomen is a good one ive heard.But men of any kind arent allowed there anymore. They had a bit of a chaser problem apparently.
>>45244848Watching tv and being on they phone can be just as bad as some more minor stuff because it's basically like throwing time into an incinerator
>>45244837I just can’t get into crossfading or AutoMix features, I feel like they often “miss” too often
Me and the dude are used up 33+yo men, no one wants a man who isn't 32
im addicted to gay chinese drawings
>>45244838I know. I still want to make the relationship work but dont know how I ever could while keeping it a secret
>>45244067https://voca.ro/14GHrEP6MsuR
>>45244847With age comes wisdom though right? Can you impart some wisdom on me?
>>45244821How?
>>45244867my bf is about to turn 33 :3
>>45244865ok grandpa
>>45244824ive never thought about it that much i just want to look pretty in a dress next to my husband
Also if you spend too much time in an algorithmic hole you will get pissed off and start hating things and peopleCan destroy relationships and cause social damage
>>45244866I can already see why, but it's still novel and fun to me for now
>>45244811I wish I had a fashionable gf that picked out outfits for me
>>45244882My algorithmic hole shows me guitar riffs and skate videos
>>45244880Boomers are really bad for both TV and scrolling IMO
>>45244811Can she just pick out outfits for me, I don't know anything about fashion for her
>>45244867my crush is 27
>>45244877Hooked up with a cis woman at a bar two nights ago. I have a date with my trans gf literally tomorrow and I'm freaking out
>>45244876take it one step at a time and don't take anything personally
>>45244869empty your wallet to her, apologize and never seek her ever again
>>45244892uh huh unc
>>45244900hope she finds out and leaves you
>>45244906I'll set a spam bomb on all your socials and mails with unc in the future
>>45244902How am I supposed to not take things personally? My mom calls me a fat useless pig everyday and screams at me and my family abandoned me for being a tranny. If anything I should hold grudges
>>45244900based
Making hashbrowns for my wonderful tranny wife. We eat hashbrowns, together. Tranny wife.
>>45244821gotta tell her man
>>45244886Maybe one day anon.Partners often times tend to unknowingly influence eachothers hobbies, fashion, political views, etc.>>45244897You'll likely learn a thing or two in the process :]
>>45244911not my protonmail...
>>45243066All that and it still doesnt rid the smell of cum and fish
>>45244821ask don dada for advice
>>45244931Shes literally obsessed with me and pays for all of our dates and I don't want to lose that. I don't know why I did it. Wish I could take it back so bad
Bmw vs Porsche? I want to make a gift for my trans gf and apparently she's into carsOr do you autists like some old Toyota's?She has a license and stuff btw, otherwise I'd just buy her some rare car models or a setup for beamng
>>45244922they did it for a reason, and you need to learn to live your own life. Don't take it personal, they are a result of their own life experiences and actions, and you shouldn't judge them for what they do, because they've all gone through certain things and they're all the protagonists of their own story, just like you are. You will do things no other human will understand. You don't need to condone their actions, but through the empathy you'll have understanding and you'll realize it doesn't really matter. You're what matters, and you should learn to be happy for your own sake, not them
>>45244953ask her
>>45244873cums everywhere
>>45244950well you can't and you should be killed if you keep stringing her along without telling her
>>45244950ask her if she has a cuck fetish
unc is like the n word for millennials
the girl ethan klein cheated on his wife with is pretty cute
>>45244900What u doin 4 the date?
>>45244953porsche is a foid car, gender affirming
>>45244886i am going to make you wear so much ouji kei
i love coffee
I don't think I ever met an actual real life h3h3 fan
>>45244806yw!
>>45244984i was an h3h3 fan when i was a kid and his channel was new
>>45244953BMW 's look really nice but Porsche is good too, seems way too expensive cant imagine how high the maintenance would be.Maybe like a Nissan Silvia or something.T. Pedestrian who has never owned a car.
Steve brings a lot of much needed balance to chasergen. Everyone needs a guy like steve
>>45244979me too!!!!!!
i've been pulling out some extremely creamy espresso shots recently, im a god
>>45244998Lewd...
>>45244991i guess that's fair, it's just so burger though. like idubbz or filthy frank. though I did watch leafy back in ye olden days, feel like it's less burger but still bad
>>45244950can't believe how losers like you get girls
>>45244997yippee!!!!!!!
im gonna quit my job to play wow full time
>>45245002Being a sigma males opens lots of opportunities :)
>>45245016That's so hot babe.
>>45245016estonian gold farmer,,,
me and my chasergen tranny crush
When someone's vaping near me it takes everything not to punch them full force square in the back of the head. One bad day and it's gonna happen. I hope I give them more brain damage.
would you date a girl with a big head
>>45245027lets do some calming breaths my love
>>45245026i looked like the left right out of ffs lol
>>45245026Which one are you?
>>45245016Hell yeah, classic move. Quitting the 9-5 to become a full-time Azeroth resident.Just a couple real questions before you burn the boats:• You got savings or some passive income lined up, or is this a pure “I’ll figure it out” situation?
white pink pantheress>>45245027you are infinitely more cringe than anyone who vapes
>>45245035wait im stupid like the right right out of ffs
>>45244999it really does feel very lewd, i've got some extremely sensual and dexterous fingers
>>45244953idk about other girls here but if I was ever gifted an ae86 I would probably scream and cry from joy
life feels pointless when you know youll never be able to afford ffs
My eyes feel like someone is twisting them to the point of causing friction today I’m not sure how to describe it
>>45245041my wow bf harem will financially support me
>>45245031she probably has a lot of facts and tidbits to tell me about yes.... fuck yes.......hnnnnngh.......
>>45244953subaru BRZ subaru BRZ subaru BRZ
How do i stop watching porn
I bought the terf chocolate because it was 80% off at my local grocery store. Please forgive me for being a chud.
most of my friends started vaping at age 11-12 and still can't quit, juul's marketing department really oneshotted an entire generation
>>45245071there is an X in the top right of the browser
>>45245060I know that feel. it feels defeating, but you can't let it defeat you. you have to keep trying and fighting
>>45245060just eat more>>45245071just eat more>>45245061just eat more
Every historical figure would be jerking their dick and playing video games instead of something important
>>45244955That’s actually pretty good advice…>>45244990:)>>45245016I’m going to quit my job and school to snort amphetamines and go 27/5/3 in league
>>45245072ew it's all wrinkly
>>45245076its crazy that so many people got hooked on it when its not even cool like smoking, you just look like a fag
>>45245016>>45245062hi aa. have you tried the sky elf starting zone? it's pretty fun.
>>45245081I feel like this is projection for your problems
>>45245072rare joanne x maiq collab itemis it good you owe us at least a review>>45245076its insane right. fuck you forever juul. also please bring back the original it was so good
Zoomers bringing back smoking wasn't something I saw comingThey almost stamped it out completely along UMC millennials
>>45245094some people like looking likr a fag
how much money do i need to live homeless in Thailand or Vietnam until i die of mysterious causes?
>>45245105Zoomers have smoking fetishes
>>45245072Why even at 50%? Hershey's suck
are we all honoring de balzac today
>>45245084nigga called the most pseud shit ever good advicehow about you tell your bitch mom she's retarded and a horrible mother instead of laying down like a pathetic withering dog to be walked over, probably why she feels comfortable doing it in the first place
>>45245084>I’m going to quit my job and school to snort amphetamines and go 27/5/3 in leaguegood plan!>>45245102i didn't buy them so i haven't. do both alliance and horde sky elves share a starting zone together?
>>45245060>>45245080I love this because it also means trannies can't afford SRS, which is based. Even more based is the fact that trannies are too lazy to work towards a goal.
>>45245082You know how many Einsteins or Napoleon's or Newton's there could be out there but they never came to their true potential caused they spent their time playing videogames and gooning?
>>45242578>QottFamiliarity, reliability, and care.I am a skiddish creature, people who stick around despite it all and share interest are hard not to love.>TottCommon side effects.Every time I saw the thumbnail I figured it was mid tier drugslop, it is anything but.It was made by the same guy who made Scavenger's Reign, which is a life changing piece of media.Season 2 comes out January!!!
>>45245082they were all jerking their dick to porn too, napoleon prolly gooned to la bretonne and de sade
>>45245121There was a balzac poster in my french class but we never talked about balzac
>>45245126I’m really not trying to be homeless when I just closed on a 7,000 dollar student loan to go back to school in the state she lives in…>>45245132I wouldn’t actually, I like being a nurse
>>45245115How much money can you get your hands on
>>45245135i have access to free srs lol but not ffs. id only get orchi tho
>>45245132>do both alliance and horde sky elves share a starting zone together?they do yeah. there's a bit of difference in the quests but it's 95% the same, mostly just the same quest but "hey go kill the other guys" kinda thing. kinda disappointed in it desu, horde and ally are instanced so even tho they share the same zone, you'll never see horde skelfs if you're on ally and vice versa. i would have preferred if there was a bit of difference, and if they included a small contested area for world pvp, but whatever that's just me being a gay nerd grumble grumble...i also have some nitpicks about the zone's story, but it's overall fine. VERY pretty zone tho, and the skelf racial is very very fun.i love world of warcraft!
>>45245161i forgot you are in nursing school! that's actually really cool. i have thought about doing that too but my job is really easy rn
>>45244977I would, but only if I'm with you so everyone will know what's up
>>45245121Do you like himbos stu? Would you be ok with me being dumb whilst you're well read?
>>45245121happy balzac day!
>>45245126you should take the advice, maybe one day you'll stop pretending to be a child long enough so your own mother can stop pretending to be a mother and you'll basically be a fully functional adult who isn't scared about the concept of time and thermodynamics. People aren't going to be charitable forever, specially when you're a useless sack of decaying druggie bones like you, shitscy
>>45245176You should do it
>>45245121stu you have to stop reading this weird shit i am begging you
>>45245091Wrinkly yes very.>>45245104It tastes like Hershey's chocolate so kind of sour and sweet. You have to be American to like this stuff.>>45245120I think it was like 1.50$ or something like that. Plus my Mom really likes Hershey's.
>>45245174that feels like a missed opportunity for sure. i really like the undead starting zone tho. it's all dark and spooky and gloomy and cool
>>45245178It's the equivalent of the I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO SMOKES METH AND OWNS A GUN shirt like if you see a guy wearing jfashion in the club he is NOT AVAILABLE. what you're cheating on me? you want to wear your dl clothes to cheat on me? but matching is even more fun for sure there's a bunch of cute places in camden where i can like actually buy these kinds of pieces in person and im losing my mindddd i have to like actually stop myself so i dont go insane instantly
Does new WoW have good lore and worldbuilding?
chaser bf who sits on my lap
>>45245189can you go back to "filtering" me. thanks!
just finished dinner and now i want a sweet treat, a strawberry tart perhaps, but i don’t have any :(
>>45245203not true i'm a guy who wears jfashion in the club and im available actually
>>45245206new quests ive seen so far have felt fun an interesting and follow the general vibe of focusing on smaller stories of the world
>>45245213You just come on here and lie and lie and lie
>>45245200the undead starting zone is my favourite horde zone, although i haven't played much horde at all in my life except for blood elves (god i miss blood elves)mulgore and thunder bluff are gorgeous tho. go to thunder bluff in the early morning/evening and you'll be in awe with the new lighting
>>45245180im dumb and not well read so we would be perfect together>>45245181unseams your balzac>>45245195is it weird? idk anything about him im just looking at books
>>45245208xister, you're the butthurt one that pretended to filter me :3I've never had to filter anyone, I am your god, don't forget it. You're nothing compared to me
>>45245165i have enough money to cover a complete transition
>>45245211Strawberry shortcake
>>45245215i would never life im always honest
>>45245222can it be mine
>>45245222Giwtwm
>>45245230only if you marry me and promise to never leave
>>45245220it is going to spilling everywhere you piglet
>>45245211gives u one of my popsicles
Occasionally I have the thought of going to a bar to experience itbut then i remember I have no interest in getting drunk and dont want to be in the prescence of drunkards
>>45245218i made a tauren to try druid and i didn't like how bright and happy it was there lol. i like the night elf starting zone for alliance too because that's what i played when i played cata in high school. the dwarf city is my favorite tho
>>45245224ohhhhh that would be really good, i could fuck one of those up rn
>>45245221uh huhwhen are you turning 40 again?
>>45245207Hope you like 140kg of chaser on your lap.
>>45245242hiiii
why does peeling pieces of your own skin off feel so good? concerning
>>45245135I can say as someone who has lost everything before that it is never the end. there is always a way.I used to whine on mtfg years ago about being hopeless, and now I'm fully out and srs and ffs are covered by my insurance
>>45245241YESSS you have taste aa, ironforge and teldrassil are so goated.
>>45245250giwtwm
>>45245238*goes SHLLLLLURP on it*that’s a very tasty popsicle, thank you :) what flavour is it
wow looks like it has shit lore, anything with orcs in it seems like gigaslop
>>45245250not a problem dw i'm 160kg of pure muscle i can take it
Chasers post height and weight.
time for today's punishment
>>45245252omg hey you, fancy seeing you round here :) how’s thingssss
>>45245269nigga think he a rabbit
>>45245269please have a bigger portion at least
I'm working out for fun wtffffffff
>>452452684'11 350lbs
>>45245268uhh 6ft 183cm and uhh about 90ish kg (bald) (21)
SHORTCAKE IM THE STRAWBERRY! *schwing**exaggerated scream and blood spurts*SUNDAE IM THE CHOCOLATE!*tiger growl screams and blood spurts*I fucking love no more heroes like you wouldn’t believe
>>45245272hiii,,, so you come here often haha,,, things okay,, cant get the top off my vape liquid and its making me want to explode,,, @.@
>>45245272:0 welcome back blaire!!!
god these were so good i wish they didn't discontinue them
working out is very fun, pushing yourself to the brink, feeling your body cap out where no amount of effort can push it past it's physical limits.Burns too many calories though, as with everything, universe is rigged in favor of fat people
>>45245269That looks good, are you just going to eat those vegetables by themselves or are you going to cook up some meat with it?
>>452452685'3/140
>>45245291that looks awwesome wtf
>>45245247in like 8 years sisyou need to act your age, you're like 21 right? I get that zoombies are socially and emotionally stunted due to growing up being fed a bunch of horseshit on their ipads, but you're gonna be in for a rude awakening when you're out in the streets and you have no real life skills besides asking an AI to help you goon and playing videogames. Your momma ain't gonna be there forever, and kids only get one person in their life who doesn't give up on them, everybody else will forget and abandon you the moment you turn into a nuisanceyou need to understand the concept of time. It's not just for me, it's also for you. You're gonna be 30 in basically the same amount of time I turn 40. Time won't stop for you, lil jeet
>>452452685'9, 82kg
dawgie is a 32 year old chaser
You are now manually breathing
time will stop for me :D
I just pumped myself full of bitch juice, as that one schizophrenic cisf called it
>>45245290>ring ring ring, ring ringCalling Mamo on my Chud phoneMamo I have something important to tell you. I am switching trips. So in the future if you see ----> !!rImB7aqckDbThat is me. You can remember because it starts with rim lol.
Shitty little orange sherbet push pop popsicle from dollar general
>>45245234ok sure>>45245236what do i care
>>45245322what
>>45245291THEY DISCONTINUED THEM?thousands must diethe gummy texture of the peel is like so unmatched theres just nothing like it
>>45245269Asian detected
>>45245323:0 ok sealfren i will remember! rim! like the pacific rim
One of those and a Marlboro light 100 would fix me ngl
>>45245304are you done?
>>45245282haiii :D
Hopefully I did this right...
>>45245288only when you’re here babydoll ;)that sounds torturous, i remember back in the good old days when i used to vape, dear god i am desperate to rip the fattest cloud rn>>45245290hello miss mamo :) nice to see you again!! i got put in bad girl jail :(
>>45245336Thanks. I will mis the PPP because>perfect>pinniped>postingGoodbye my former trip, I will always remember you o7
>>45245304unc think he shakespeare
>>452452686' 140lbs
What I'm calling my trans gfs ass
>>45245349no fair >:(
I think we're living in an age of downward social mobility which means you have to outperform your parents just to stay in the same strata
>>45245314pic related
>>45245359You’re so goofy in an incredibly endearing way
>>45245335god I wish>>45245295>>45245276>>45245275calm down, I am not that suidical
>>45245359i will miss it too D: why the change did someone crack it
>>45245378There we were now here we are
chasers wwyd if i raped you in your sleep abd came inside your hole in your boiwomb and you got mpregnant with twins
>>45245259*Sits on your lap.*>>45245267*Crushes you instantly*
>>452452685'11 200 lbs
>>45245339>>45245360zoomies on suicidewatchthe clock's still going btw
>>45245340Hello, how are you and what do I call you?
>>45245380You have a wok and you're not Asian? Wow I'm impressed
>>45245372no it was very not fair >:( i would love to say what happened but she’ll probably ban me again if i do…
some of these are cute (sunshield one) but some of them are pseudopedo coded (shoes one) and the 2nd clip is borderline faggotryhttps://youtu.be/3XjmbkVLMdI>>45245380how is eating a portion of brocolli suicidal
>>45245380That’s better! Put that over some white rice and you’ll have a good filling meal
>>45245385I'm a heavy sleep and your dick is so small this is completely plausible.
Good morning trannies.
>>45245388now post another paragraph
>>45245388pls don't call me a zoomie i'm not that ancient. i'm basically gen alpha
>>45245385Obviously this is what you want except in reverse, but sure
>>45245401good morning
>>45245393sorry i didnt think id get this far
>>45245385Boibortion
>>45245402>>45245403oh man zoombies literally cannot write or read a whole paragraph without AI assisnce I'm so sorry, you deserved a better childhood....
>>45245401good morning bitch
BLG winning to day and then they will beat GenG in the finals and then there will be a BLG champions trans qiyana skin which will make the already troon flooded league community even more trans
let's go to the church, stu>>45245395that's not a wok, that's a sauteuse, but I'd like to have a woke with a rocket stove, yes>>45245398i hate vegetables and only eat them because i hate myself. only like them in Chinese cuisine but i can't cook proper Chinese food with my stuff (need an actual wok and gas)>>45245399i don't eat carbs. no rice, no pasta
Dawgy is right that the world is more brutal than you think
>>45245379Thanks>>45245382Nah, I'm just doing it for extra security is all
>>45245411no problem lmao
>>45245330(I took my injection)
everyone is getting older all the time and you have even less time than you think so live your life well.tldr; yolo
>>45245416i'm not a zoomer!! >:(
>>45245416every post you make is about some younger generation, you feel scared when confronted with your own ageing and mortality, most people would have reconciled that but not everyone develops at the same pace it's oknamu amida butsu
>>45245433sucks it all out
>>45245424Those kind of stoves are only for restaurants where you need max heat transfer, not necessary at home.
>>45245435i love getting older i am so much better at everything every year. i can't run around like i used to but i do not need to. life is a beautiful thing. Its just going to keep getting better forever
>>45245458same
>>45245457i want to be a restaurant for my future wife
>>45245458good job :)
@Grok, make twink flag he/him indian
>>45245349the absolute surgery i just had to do on this bottle,,,,, heyy,,, well youre really pretty,, do you wanna get coffee sometime haha,,,
>>45245464Well you are five years old it makes sense you would be excited to be able to like vote and buy alcohol once you grow up>>45245469good job
AI has kinda lessened the charm of bad apple videos idk feels different when you can tell it was coded by claude or something
However bad you think it is I promise you it can get much worse you should try to look on the bright side and enjoy the life you have now you never know how it can turn out you have endless potential
>>45245475im actually 37
>>45245457i think they're p common in europe? cuz they dont rly have gas stoves in europe and nowadays new electric stoves are mostly the induction kind
>>45245473god... its too real... been there...
>>45245473I see the Welsh still haven't discovered the intricate twisting mechanism of bottle caps
>>45245480
>>45245424Gay>>45245427Np fren
>>45245483its so cool how every now and again they just DONT DO THE MOLDING PROPERLY >:(((IM SUFFERING ENOUGH WITH WITHDRAWALS WHY WONT GOD LET ME HAVE THIS!!!>>45245490i see the english still havent invented humor that doesnt revolve around racism
>>45245452wraps my thighs around your head and locks you into place while I fill up another syringe
>>45245471but i'm already indian, like my husband dev patel
being stumped when someone asks what my name is is so weird. need to choose a name soon
>>45245501Except Phoenix gets a glow up and goes back to being a gigachad
anyone marrying me gets to eat good meals everyday. just saying.
indian programmer named dev patel
Interesting that Blizzard managed to make 3 different versions of the same game and yet they are all pretty good in their own way.Many hard-core players liked classic and are enjoying forever.And im a casual so im eyeing the retail version.
Eui
>>45245501it actually gets better. at least in my experience
>>45245517retail is not a great game for casuals desu. unless you really like the idea of housing.forever is probably the most casual friendly game there is out of all the versions that are out.
>>45245482Idk about Europe but I don't think gas stoves are the same as wok stoves
>>45245534no they aren't the same, and I want an actual wok stove
>>45245501Well it doesn’t necessarily get worse but it certainly has the potential for it. Inversely if things are bad now they can drastically improve it’s cliché but life has ups and downs so we should enjoy the moment and try our best to improve everyday even if stuff is out of our hands
>>45245517Never played it and thanks to this dumbfuckery I never will.
>>45245516Matthew Patel from Scott Pilgrim VS. The World
american smith named john smith
>>45245424yayyy :D
american sniper named chris kyle
>>45245554doesn't work. if you are going to copy my joke then do it properly
>>45245560The liar?
>>45245567#triggered
>>45245554Stan Smith from American Dad
>>45245436you youngsters are all the same, slaves to breadtubers and AI >>45245446I looksmog you despite being a decade older, it's why you bring up my age up out of nowhere. I'm quite proud of my age, I've seen all sorts of wondrous thingsmeanwhile you're stuck in your 2 bedroom stinkjeet hotel room with your 10 dalit cousins, and coping with anime pedo fantasies, while you slowly rot from the sedentary lifestyle and lack of proper nutrition keep seething, saar
taking a shizophyscho vet with ptsd to a gun range doesn't sound like the best ideakinda wild he got convicted, probably just republican shenaniganery
tranny to hug and tell its alright and i love her way she is
i just threw up pure stomach acid and havent ate in 48hrs why does god hate me
>>45245578why are you so mean 2 me :( i love you i love everyone here in sissygen and im always nice to you
>>45245532Really what makes you say that?I wish they had the character creation of retail in wow forever but unfortunately they havent... yet.. hopefully.>>45245549Yeah thats fair, still somewhat put off from having to pay monthly but seems to be worth it.
>>45245591if I'm mean to you it's because I want you to do better
>>45245589Maybe eat some food then? Why can't you
>>45245578>zoomboid zoomboid zoomboid>woah why did you bring up my age out of nowherethe lack of self awareness you possess is astonishing. Now do paragraph 5
>>45245587yes please
>>45245587can you do that to a gay cis boy on estrogen instead pls. i can pay you
>>45245597what should i do grandma
>>45245586>>45245589Who are you people
>>45245605*sigh* ...yes I would do it to a "gay cis boy on estrogen"
>>45245555putting a ring on your toe
>>45245589you cannot throw up stomach acid, you are having some kind of reflux. you can only vomit food matter along with stomach juices. Once there is not foreign matter you just dry heave.also lay off the weed
>>45245598first 24hrs were just cos of ana and then i got really drunk yesterday and just havent been able to drink or eat without just vomiting immediately
I have to go to a doctors appointment on the day gta 6 comes out that’s 6 hours and the only day that isn’t 4 months out mother fucker life really does get worse and worse
>>45245613without misgendering him right?
>>45245618i havent smoked weed in months,,,,, ? :(there was a tiny amount of bread and water alongside it cos i tried to eat something,, but it was mostly bile and stuff that burnt
>>45245618This is objectively wrong
>>45245632Okay now you're asking too much.
>>45245601I want that, I want to comfort you. I want to understand you and for you to understand me, and like, even if that is not possible I want your presence and your warmth and to give me back to you. >>45245605You always say this, surely this is some cope about you being a tranny fag? Like, simmer down, I am cool with all that, don't gotta delude yourself with a chaser. (haha, get it?)
shows my butthole cutely
>>45245600I'm infinitely better than you due to age, run back to your cheatjeetpeetee program, maybe it'll make you look like less of a hon in a couple more versions>>45245610stop coming to a dead millennial website for starters
>>45245639it's not a cope, im literally just a normal gay cis man like any other except i also take hormones for mental health reasons
>>45245615with your mouth?
>>45245637puts you in a headlock
>>45245652if you want me to>>45245644i remember your butthole, i think I would never get tired of eating it
>>45245644Most impolite.
>me: *holds up a mirror*>zoombies: AAAAAAAAA STOP YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S NOT FAIR!! MOMMY SAVE ME!
wwyd if your chaser was a complete perv for you and used your dirty panties and socks to jerk off
I think stu has the number 1 anus I've seen on this board.
>>45245648Mental health reason being a fucking polak, I would too troon out. Sad state of affairs but perfectly understandable, fetch me bottle from zabka now gay boy.
>>45245670i would give him used panties for him to take home
>>45245647uh huh, you done?
zoombies literally cannot function without their eyes being glued to an electronic device 24/7 nor can they function without their pregabalin and ritalin and their catnip ketamine and their pisscord gyattrooms. This is why they sneed gommienism
It sounds dumb but I’m very depressed that I’m going to basically miss gtas launch. I can’t even have one day where being sick doesn’t take everything away
>>45245677I will need to compare against sanity.
>>45245262has like 30 bodies talking like this btw
>>45245621yea ana does that. gotta just carefully and slowly try to eat something bland and let your body take it in. sometimes water is a good idea and sometimes its a really really bad idea so you can experiment with that variable also
>>45245677true, i'd eat ice cream out of it
>>45245688Why am I going home? Why don't we live together?
>>45245664can i be mean to you at our wedding>>45245666inches closer to u
>>45245693why'd you suddenly decide to stop pretending to ignore me? You know you can't ignore my girth, babygirl. Don't even pretend to
>>45245700i love that the concept of run through in this general is 30 bodies. the secular world is a terrifying place
>>45245716you done?
>>45245714you can be whatever you want with me at our wedding as long as we are getting married and i get lifetime access to your delicious hole and feet
>>45245713Me right now
>>45245701im bulimic so like,, not the first time,,, but this one is quite long now,,,, ive had this for a week once but i was at least able to drink water :(
>ran through is 30do gay niggas really
I'm ok with 30+ bodies if you're ok with me being a virgin...
>>45245695I wish I were in a gyattroom
>>4524571830 bodies is pretty insane desu
>>45245722naw how bout you babygirl, did you cum from the rough dawgy style bustin' I just gave ya?
>>45245739let me know when you're done
>>45245729happens. good luck>>45245733the same as you should not sleep with anyone who is weird about you having 30+ bodies you also should not sleep with anyone who is weird about you having 0. normal people do not care. so don't get in your head about it, okay?>>45245737we're just coming from different frameworks it's just a culture gap
>>45245737Depending on how old someone is it seems pretty normal to me
Cream crackered
im really bored
>>45245760You should hold a lit stick of dynamite to your head
if a niggas has had sex with more than 3 people I'm good, not trying to get fucking giga pozzed lol, and he clearly can't hold a stable relationship anyway
>>45245757goodnight anon... rest well
>>45245775It's only 7 can't sleep yet
>>45245747god made you incomplete, it's my civic duty as an artist to finish you. I will never be done, you will merely be abandoned. Since nobody else wants to paint on your shitty canvas, I'm just stroking my shit all over you. How does it feel?
>>45245711this relationship is moving too fast
God knew to make me a man my little pussy would be RAN through
my wife stu is so cute when she's pouting
Not now kitten. Daddy is watching Family Guy Funny Moments on YouTube
*crocodile tears running down my poop stained cheeks*"y-you done? I-is that all you got, c-chump?"
>>45245783mhm
>>45245473are you asking me out on a date? are you a lesbian or something?? i mean, im free tomorrow afternoon i suppose…
>>45245813yeah, called it. Looks like I win, yet again. How does it feel? As DaVinci would probably say, Mama Mia! Mmmhmmm indeed......
The costco parking lot was full so I said fuck it and left
What do you do when you know you're being led on but play along just so they stay in your life for a bit longer
>>45245836so you're done now?
how long after quitting vaping do you need to wait before you can have a little bit of vape as a treat? i’m actually choking for some 20mg strawberry clouds in my lungs rn
>>45245841Stop doing that
>>45245725okay yay :)
>>45245841Relatable I went through that a little while ago when I was sad posting here
>>45245851Nigga actually vapes :sob: troons have gone insane
>>45245845no, you will always know the taste of the feet, you sore looser.....
>>45245851A few hours at most
>>45245867well i mean the issue is that i don’t vape anymore
If you swallow gum it stays in your stomach for 7 years
>>45245867The more you hear about most of them the worse it gets. There's like 1% of them that are worthwhile.
I run in circles around you, and you still can't even catch a glimpse of what I'm doing. Heh..... you're pathetic, kid......
>>45245881Then why are you still here bruv
>>45245888he's here to smoke meth and chew bubble gum, and he's swallowed all the gum
Should I start cutting if im tall muscular and chubby i cant find a gf like this
jeopardy is so retarded it'll be likeAuthors in Action 100: Rinkledinklefart and gloobius maximus are the titular characters of this 16th century bahrainian author's debut novelCities in Videogames 1000: Carry out bank robberies and commit Grand theft Auto in Los Santos, a fictionalized version of this US city.
>>45245898self harm is bad
>>45245871uh huh
If there are enough past relationships, you may be able to identify patterns in who someone chooses, what dynamics they tend to end up in, or what they're looking for :]
>>45245841I don't do that. That's not a situation i would be in
>>45245898never do anything for women
>>45245780a sensible early bedtime is good for the body! im fighting to stay up a little later too though i feel it
>>45245911how's it taste? Tell me what the AI chatbots tell you about the taste of the feet, is it nutrient dense? What about the calories?
>>45245926I thought you were done
>>45245913I feel like most of my exes have been very different from each other
Every tranny comes pre-fucked by their dad anyway so what's the point of trying to find a pure virginal one when they don't exist? Can I get a TRVKE in the chat?
>>45245898No. Bulk never stops
>>45245913Someone said non aka is the butters of chasergen idk who tho
>>45245938Winemom said that.
>incredibly obvious culture war rehearsed retardation>people think it's actually realhomosapiens dont deserve this planet
>>45245935TACTICAL TRVKE INCOMING
drapes myself in ur nutsack and goes to sleep
Requesting non aka and discordia have a hot chocolate lesbian makeout session
>>45245964requesting you kill yourself
its really funny that the thread has a 24/7 shitty opinion generator
>>45245972Dont be like that mayne its all fun and jokes mayne
hey y'all i touched grass can you give me a summary of the thread pls was there anything interesting
my wife stu will be mean to me and i will love it, we will get into a super toxic relationship <3
>>45245931you're not done yet, keep licking
fuck yeah bro, chasergen. hrt boobs, naked asshole, racist nigga rants, penis sex, tranny nigga just turned 18, it's chasergen dawg it's lit
wife who makes me cry and reminds me everyday i'm a failure who does not deserve her
>>45245999when we have guests you can stand still in a corner like a decorative greek statue the whole time. naked ofc
animal pics, yea dawg it's chaseygen dawg, staight up mawging the chaseys
LET THE TRANNIES SUCK MY COCKLET THE TRANNIES SUCK MY COCKLET THE TRANNIES SUCK MY COCKLET THE TRANNIES SUCK MY.. COOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>>45246021some people asked me if i was into that. i will do anything for my wife because she owns me
>>45246008I wanted to give you a chance to seem somewhat not schizo after all that rambling but it seems you're too far gone, I guess I'll have to be the one
bf who i take turns with sucking each other off
>>45246042I need this
>>45246045*smooch*
>>45246032what if your wife wanted to feed you pasta
Pottery sounds nice. Want to do that again someday.
>>45246035I am your master, remember that next time you try to challenge me, pupil
>>45246054you are so cruel, i love it. are you getting any pleasure out of it?
If this post ends in a number, I will get high
>>45245994some asshole SWATted stu
>>45246076giwtwm
whoa, so many posts
>>45246091Hitting a blinker in your name
>>45246102thank you.... thank you... this is the type of allyship we need
>>45246095We mog.
the orchid i bought my mom before she left is dyingi kept it healthy for abt 3 months but the past couple weeks all the flowers have withered and falleni think its cuz it got cold so now the heaters r running a lot so the air is dryerive been trying to spray it with a spray bottle to keep it moist but it hasnt stopped it from dyingi want to cry when i look at it
>>45246140:(
those posts? All me
Im going to suck your pussy all the way off
>>45246140orchids are such divas i dont know anyone who can keep them alive...
MakeNewThreadBitches.
i'm confident to say stu has the best asshole on the entire website
my cempasuchil died but my noche buena from last year is still alive, we're not all gonna make it but that's fine
*puts feet up*Go on love, put the new thread on.
>>45246186it was happy for abt 3 monthsmade me feel better whenever i looked at iti feel like my relationship with my mom has always been a bit distant but i was trying to be a good child
Move along girls>>45246221>>45246221>>45246221
>>45246219filial piety! it's a virtue for sure. but the intent is what matters, right?
