>>45247310
I shaved all the hairs in my neck :D
Literal garbage edition thread
i should start taking more than my prescribed dose of levothyroxine sodium
I cut my hairs
>>45249662magemind
>>45249678Yeah well when I get my blond extensions then who'll be laughing
>>45249687melaughing out loud
I'm so scared of waking up and I was transformed into a sexy cow.
>>45249662every photo of yours looks like a mugshotcan you try to pose like a male model instead?
>>45249701UM im already a sexy cow... you would know this if you knew pancakes lore
cacyкe
you're thrusting. you're jacking off with your hands and you're thrusting.
Чяpли ХBХhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKBCLHAq1do
>>45249735feels better
Mr pancakes futurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYDTrK2wFxg
>>45249745future?
can’t cum from a blowjob without fucking their throat a little either
>their
future https://youtu.be/8c6jIwNpG00
Gay sex with me so amazing
>>45249735you're only saying this because you can't two-hand yours
Was it worth it? Just for some strange ass.
mabel & pines
>>45249795Hell yeah
neurologie vs psychologie..a tale as old as time..
>someone in my friend group now identifies as “non-binary”Finding a normal gay dude is like finding a unicorn, isn’t it?
>>45249826It’s woke for you.
>>45249826did you block him? them*. ok looking sushi idan
>>45249831What is woke?>>45249838Cheap lunch sushi.
Im being soooo left on delivered rn it hurts boys
>address-me-elephant.gif
>>45249847Non-binary, Queer and all these bullshit
>>45249848it’s midnight on a sunday mr. bush chill out
>>45249848Who may be that unlucky woman/pooner you're bothering at that hour?
socialised television watching
jeb doesn’t thrust he soaks like a mormon
through a sheet like a hasid
>>45249862No rest for the desperate for intimacy >>45249873It is a lovely young man I like very much but he isn’t responding >>45249889I bottom 90% of the time bru
i dont hate obama i hate health insurance companies
>>45249897Good for him, I wouldn't bother too if I knew there was a retarded raped little bishit behind the screen.
retarded raped bisexual bussy grips different tho
shiza >>45247545
are you attracted to people who resemble yourself (or your relatives)?
>>45249999absolutely not lol
Watching kino tonight
>>45249999God no
>>45250014Бeccлaвныe yблюдки... Literally watching a video on Tarantino rn.
>>45250014That movie is so wrong... dehumanizing nazis is not okay because nazis are just misguided confused and hurt humans and deserve to be redeemed
>>45250026didn't you have a meltie yesterday calling anyone but your crazy mother a nazi
>>45250026I think your brain is encased in shit from all the turds you've been munching on
Um im just saying maybe if we extend empathy to those people who are suffering with hatred we can CHANGE THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS think contrapoints not inglorious basdards
>>45249608>king of the rats editionAbout time I get the due respect I am entitled to and deserve around here.I graciously accept this honor as mine and in my humble magnanimity, thank all you fans who made this happen. It proves beyond doubt that you share the same clarity and astute mind as me myself, your ever humble godhead.Cheers and to my fans, all glory to us, thanks to me.
>>45250095You are so kind, gd.
>>45250101oh god shut the fuck up already old pathetic cunt
>>45250012>>45250017you must be really ugly...
>>45250127I am. But I'll bite. Tell me about your hot relatives or mirror then if you need to discuss it.
Im actually considered very handsome in winnipeg
Why this guy is here all the time being a total weird clown?
>>45250153Erm I assume you mean slayer?
Weird is a compliment xD im so randum
>>45250173ok brl #3
Wendigoon is cute, I want to watch him goon in a cute lederhossen
>>45249999i have a cousin that i didn’t grow up with who i would bang
>>45250200He likes to goon you can tell hes a total goontarded gooner addicted goonbro with a name like that
>>45250164Why do you hate slayer?
>>45250227Why don’t you?
>>45250227Because slayers hateful army always tries to come for me and bullies me>dan>samael>timur>paige>jagerAnd many more
>>45250235Why should I?
Someday slayer is gonna wake up and realized he was mean to me all these years and he regrets it
>>45250252Cause he’s a troll
>>45250246Have you thought you might just be unlikeable and tiring and your persecutory delusions are ruining your life in real time?
i literally have no clue who slayer is, is he the guy that posts all the vocaroos or is that methy or are they the same person
>>45250310slayer is methy but at this point it's why cus there are many "people" that can compete for the title of methy here
Slayer is a MAGA trailer trash
Slayer sneaks into my apartment at night performs surgery on me and switches around all my organs so their on the opposite side theyre supposed to be on
>>45250340Exactly and he tried to come for me one night and I set a camera up in my room and this is what I found out >>45250342
Hi, how was your day? I went to a meeting with family. There was pizza and snacks. It was nice to meet everyone there. :)>>45245625Whyyyy>>45245627Anon, that's private!!>>45245655>Morning Marina, I hope you had a wonderful Saturday yesterday? And I also hope today goes well for you.Good morning Seal! Or evening now hehe. I had a nice day yesterday but today was better. Thank you. I hope you're doing well too.>Btw Marina, I have an important announcement to make, so if you get this reply I'll let you know then. (‘∀‘ )Oh really? How exciting! What do you want to announce? :D>>45245987Hello Anon! I am doing okay. The weather has been a little cold but I recently bought some cold weather clothes and have been wearing them when I go out. ^-^>>45246020I did have spaghetti and it was tasty! Thank you, I hope you have a nice rest of your day.
thinking about shiza's tummy
Blowing raspberries on shiza's tummy :)
https://www.tiktok.com/@julianultralol/video/7704804498165943566
I got some dark chocolate cherries from TJ Maxx
Blowing ASS on shiza tummy
I have gots to be honest mr pancakes without communism gives me the creeps
>>45250478He is just imitation crab meat
I think COVID largely contributed to the Cybertruck's failure
>>45250500hot take on pressing issues on everyone's mind from Marina
>>45250515Hehe yes
>>45250500it was a monument to miggerdom which is deeply unpopular
>>45250529UM can we not compare like Israelis to a slur for black people thats like so the intersection of racism and antisemitism
>>45250529What is that?
>>45250549
>>45250554I'm confused :c
>>45250561make israel great again + niggers
>>45250561miga is the mass of chuds that suck off Donald TrumpElon musk is Trump's top migger
>>45250566>>45250570Uhhhh
I hate make america great again because NOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND
>>45250415>queerbaiting bishityawn
>>45250580Erm
Lois griffin or marge Simpson.... who is the diva that would win a fight to the death
>>45250615Roger
honestly i'm done entertaining Mr pancakes
>>45250640Roger is an alien
>>45250127Worse. Im w*ite
>>45250642WHY
Im just an outlaw who only had one friend
>>45250554Looks like the kinda guy dan would fuck tbhon
>>45250793he's white tho
I got all my teeth removed so I could suck dick better ama
>>45250802Yeah just make him brown and hes dans type that retard dick would make him "tranquil" btw
What liking this guy means?
>>45250862Absolutely horrid darling
>>45250862you are attracted to AI digital lifeforms and will have a robotic bf in your future
>>45250862Boring those type guys are so common and plain why not go for a more exotic looking guy
>>452508620815
>>45250868Show us an attractive man
>>45250874
that's not even a man, it's AI, it has no penis
Erm I'm scared
>>45250874Guys who are attractive have an aura
>>45250872Exotic men have creepy disgusting fetishes
>>45250883Like feet?
ERM I'M VERY SCARED
>>45250878>>45250890Oh shit did you find evidence of bunnicula?
You guys have the worst tastes, trolls
>>45250895Your taste is plain and boring white bread tho
>>45250898I like hairy golden tanned men tho
>>45250900Based i thought you were this chud >>45250862
Um
>>45250885Feet fetishists are masochist creeps
>>45250921Literally feet are so fucking gross and they just want to put themselves beneath your feet its masochism
ERM im not scared anymore FEAR HAS NO POWER OVER ME
>>45250940aw dog
>>45250940
I am an ugly fat nigga so this is terrible for me I will never get a man like this.
rem is my favorite
>>45251095Just wait for the AI powered bf automatons to decrease in price and increase in quality.
i am honestly disgusted by masc men and i won't apologize. i want a cute androgynous boyfriend who is a mix between feminine and masculine.
I won't apologise for my so-small-it's-effectively-non-existent penis
is my bf gay
>>45251095well theyre ai not real so it doesnt matter
>>45251247Belly button piercings on men either look really hot or really bad
>>45250370Oh hello Marina goodmorning/night, I can never tell with you lol. I just wanted to let you know I switched trips. This is my proof>>45245323See you next time you're onlineI hope you have been doing well? I think you mentioned going to dinner with your siblings and your dad before?
It just looks dirty
>>45251424>really hotno
>>45251456If they’re hairless and twinky it’s hot
My friend (male) in high school got an infected bellybutton after he got a piercIng there, and it was probably because it was an outie, not an innie. It smelled sooo bad.
N word
>>45251527at least it wasn't an infected prince albert piercing
>>45251641the day after i got my PA i went on a 7mile run. it was a mistake...
i'm so hungry
>>45250637>>45250641>>45250645These are so interesting to me.
i may have made it rain... please forgive me
>>45251669hi hungry i'm BBC Top Looking 4 T
don't piss in my butt and call me a biscuit
i may have made myself paint... please forgive me
>>45251482>If they’re hairless and twinky it’s hotno
Place your bets!Place your bets!!!Will Russell Brand survive his prison sentence or will he get shanky-wanked?
>>45251969polish excellence>>45251976idk whats the big whoopdedoo everyone knew this guy is a rapist for ages
>>45251976I don't think he's guilty just because he's not jewish
killin rats edition https://youtu.be/QoGeItZdry4
>>45252128women are genuinely braindead
also hes not getting shanked in uk prison, their most violent prisoner is fucking dr ivo robotnik
>>45252128ew
>>45251976#justice4russ
>>45252136why are you assuming a woman drew that
>>45252128lebron zesty wine mom power forward bottom
>>45252145drew maybe not but the idea is faghag roasty fujo
>>45252151shut your stupid kike ass up
>>45252162>kikewoah woah woah woah easy there tiger!
i wanna to get sucked up by cells tail
>>45252141lmao in ukistan? ahaha ur stuck in the 80s tv
>>45252170isnt it funny how they write in English in germany on german products ;)
>>45252145>why are you assuming a woman drew thatgee I wonder
no nut november but i have coomed 4 times already
do you like dumb males
>>45252160seems more like a thing a ball fan would come up with as a joke, girls dont like nba they like stuff like soccer or ice skating>>45252180UKistan? may be so but they dont jail the muzzies and hes brown passing, UK prison is probably safer than london streets
>>45251527no he was a dirty filthy ass fuck subhuman like u
>>45252206I like males secure enough to look silly.
>>45252204....do u know what day it is bitrooner
>>45252206I genuinely think people should have to pass an IQ test before being allowed to procreate
>>45252209UK prisons are very safe actually because its mostly filled with people who posted mean comments and jokes on facebook and twitter
>>45252209>hes brown passing,ehhh.. not for brainraped anglos, dey think he aryan keko60% of german jails are niggeri say we fucking gas them all inside!
>>45251969do you think they ever fucked
>>45252218>bitroonerobsessed germanigger. heres your (You)
>>45252195it doesnt even look like typical fujo artstyle youre gullible
i am a failure at quitting caffeine.cigarettes i don't want to quit but i should.any bad habits you guys trying to break?
>>45252236impotent faggot lmaohere is some viagraget help dont be ashamed
bitrooner would never make a post without capitalization and at least one double line break, lurk moar thorny
>>45252226Do you really think the people who take IQ tests and brag about it are the only kind of people you want to run into?
>>45252249its too early to be malding, thorniqua. its 10 o'clock on a monday morning. go for a run may be and hopefully jump in front of a bmw
>>45252243>it doesnt even look like typical fujo artstyleok sis
>>45252226high iq people usually socially retarded.
>>45252245>any bad habits you guys trying to break?being lazy
>>45252261i mean, im not an expert like paige but i think i have a pretty good idea
>>45252253bitrooner might be the source of all the larp characters who ever posted here...
>>45252254Yes.jpg
>>45252142Must be a Jordan fan.
>>45252269um no thats cooper
>>45252272seeing gay blacks gross me out lol
>>45252206not even a little bit although a little autistic or w/e is a different story
>>45252266i have that problem when im high.
>>45252280Too bad, chuddie. Nigga yaoi is on.
>>45252258who is malding lmaothe man had only 4 times sex in 12 days!
>>45252305they can do what they want but i dont want to see it OK
black furries ?
>>45252276nah cooper is angry sad, thats not constructive to creationboomer is sad sad he thinks he is trying to lively up this shithole to have a shithole
>>45252320built for big dolphin cock
>>45252321what kind of sad are you?
I am drinking caffeine after months of not using caffeine.
>>45252329why?
>>45252328you ever see that movie precious? thorny is the “white” precious
>>45252335Because it increases fatty acid oxidation rate.
>>45252338lmao
>>45252328crawling in my skiiiin usually angry but sometimes i get melancholic
>>45252315if the smell fits...
>>45252348why so angry?
>>45252338i dont watch niggersyet alone fat roasty fat momma nigguswhats the jab here
>>45252352i could have been a millionaire!
>>45252341lmao fucking obese retard
>>45252358>Precious lives with her mother, Mary (Mo'Nique), who subjects her to severe physical, verbal, and emotional abuse. To escape her grim reality, Precious often retreats into vivid daydreams of a glamorous life.
>>45252367Germany would have just taxed you out the ass to pay for the Einwanderer
>>45252311thats still more than you though
>>45252329as long as you aren't drinking enough to give yourself heart palpitations or insomnia i don't really see the point in cutting out caffeine completely
>>45252375thorny doesnt seem like someone with a mother figure in his life
>>45252374?
>>45252358
>>45252387If you consume caffeine constantly your body will acclimate to it and you will only feel normal while on it and tired at all other times. But shocking the system occasionally will not trigger acclimation.
hot polish popo.
>>45252296but you're always high :P
>>45252380r u regarded? dont answer that eitherits a metaphor...and even then death and taxes>>45252375its more like the other way around, i never shown my parents the gratitude and help and appreciation for what i gotim monique u mornique faggot>>45252382yupyuptuptup>>45252389ur fucking retarded buy a lottery tix>>45252397they are like maggots on a face of a bearded faggot i swear!
>>45252405meh>>45252413you couldn’t be monique in your wildest dreams lil nigga you’re a simple spastic not a real abuser
thorny was definitely in sped classes
>>45252388you ever see those rich rapist fratboys who got coddled all dey life and seem to escape justice and have no moral compass? you know how they get that way? mommy s boys who can do no wrong!
If anyone gets wired because I drank caffeine, sorry.
>>45252413What the fuck was the metaphor? Stupid Kraut!
>>45252433but ur not one
>>45252435calm your ass down, kimosabe. drink some water or orange juice
>>45252442i dont really wanna explain symbolic ideas to absolue midwits, use your fucking imagination goddamn fucking inanimate object!!!and please dont reply with hurrrim not an inanimate object dururruur
>>45252447But I wanna run around!
is that loss
>>45252406often lol
>>45252481i bet this is a metaphor too. the red gummies represent your hemorrhoids. the blue represents your balls. the green represents the poison in your innards and the black represents the dark void of your sovl. did it get it right?
>>45252542no it was reply bait dummy post hole>>45252496here is a more fitting gang for u "people"
>>45252542very jungian
i cannot focus because i have a boner, but i do not want to masturbate. in the future there will be a pill for situations like these
how is it that an imageboard only accepts <4mb images
btw i cannot put into words just how much i despise wow you niggers should be fucking slaughtered
>>45252581blog it into your pillow no one here cares
>>45252564i could do yours too. the general vibe from your posts suggests that you have been consumed by a devouring mother
>>45252579its a 20k lines of 30 years old php spaghetti ROFLthis is not an image board RoFl moronic incelgood lord 4chinz posters are the most idiotic losers i have ever seen ever anywhere its insane
>>45252579what could you need to post that's +4mb
>>45252587you certainly do care, tripsucker
>>45252593>this is not an image boardyes it is. thats why we can post images (and videos too)
>>45252558i don't think you should be sharing your family pictures on here
thorny is too desperate for attention, it’s for me the most unattractive thing about older bottoms
>>45252594my big duck
>>45252465I ought to shove a block of lithium up your ass and watch your head explode, solving your mental issues in the process.
>>45252623just take the picture from further away
>>45252616aww
>>45252590there is an issue there but it doesnt map onto that
Any tips on how I can take a work relationship to the next level? I have a lot of chemistry with a co worker of mine, let’s call him Greg. Well Greg and I are colleagues and have some wild chemistry. I feel we have a strong sexual connection. How do I take it to the next level? I want to have an affair with Greg and I don’t want any colleagues or his wife to find out.
>>45252611you know i remember back 25 years ago, i was warching 320p vids WITH SOUND lmao in internet explorer 4 on websites that collected posted funny videos keklol>>45252626you ought? what stopping you, brain damaged legasthenikerim off bye sissy faggotstalk to tumor lmao
>>45252649bye sissymama
my name isn't tumor...
>>45252640nyo, don't insert a fork into power outlet like that, baka
If I hate my life so much I might just move in with a creepy rich guy who keeps me as a pet. At least that would be something different and I don’t have many options left
>>45252685Is it shiza
>>45252680but i am a old man bottom attention seeker.
>>45252685Why do you hate your life? Aren’t you really privileged and sexy?
>>45252685rofl
bro hit the pen and chill out it’s 10:30 on a monday
>>45252743hit the pen?
>>45252752The epi pen I'm diabetic
>>45252752epipen
>>45252771Hey we matched lol
Hit the dermapen for those crow's feet
>>45252770>>45252771ohh
Im a glampire i hit the dermal pen FACE LIFTS i get pumped snatched and PAINTED henny so that I dont look a day over 18 yrs old henny because that just works
how did you guys avoid learning about weed pens
>>45252805stop making things up
>>45252805i hate weed. give me shrooms instead
>>45252770diabetics don't use epipens moron
The biaysi pen (a fenced off area containing domtop biaysi bulls who can't wait to rape me as soon as I walk in)
>>45252839Wtf is a biaysi retard
>>45252850biaysi stands for BAC
>>45252850big aussie cock
>>45252850The biggest, most beautiful cocks Asia has to offer
>>45252892>>45252902I regret asking
>>45252902which is none...the sad reality of being asianhas anyone ever even come across an asian top? i haven't lol
>>45252805those pens are toxic, i switched to vaping actual weed and my lungs feel so much better, i can take big ass rips every day, multiple times a day and my lungs dont hurt. indoor nugs are the best source, nothing else tastes as good either
>>45252931wish i could vape man.
Can I wear a hijab if I'm not Muslim? They look comfy and warm.
new sweaty asscrack >>45252940
>>45252943Yes its called a hoodie
>>45252943Anyone can wear headscarves retardThat said get a knitted balaclava (they're in now)
