As a mid looking straight heterosexual shortcel khhv male, I wish Europe had some Rent A Boyfriend type of app so that I could just pay some Chad to take me out on a date and sex for an evening so I could finally stop being a virgin and stop being lonely all the timeWith how I look now, without paying the other person to do it nobody would actually go out with meIm straight tho and 5'5
use grindr
>>45260589But thats aids central
>>45260803Condoms are cheap and plentiful
When I was single I found grindr to be a mix of pozzed up gigasluts and extremely paranoid hyperprudes who wouldn't even talk if you'd shaken a guy's hand in the last six months. Which is fair given the pozzed up gigasluts
>>45260833>>45260844Ok but Im not using grindr
>>45260862use grindr
>>45260862Use grindr you fucking faggot
>>45260865>>45260882Did you people skip my entire threadI dont want some faggot sex only I want it to be meaningful Also dont call me a faggot Im straight
Tbh I'd use grindr but bring the guy with me to a STI clinic for testing with the promise that if he's clean I'll let him stack donuts on it.
>>45260889you should use grindr tho
>>45260889Sorry grindr pays me 5c every time I tell someone to use it
>>45260902>>45260903>>45260913Im not using Grindr
>>45260935Keep resisting I'm up 15c
>>45260935>Asks for a Rent A Boyfriend app>Gets told about Rent A Boyfriend app>Does not use the app
>>45260948What>>45260952Grindr is faggot aids sex app its nothing romantic
>>45260553take HRT then try this, sadly as a gay dude I didnt have much luck :(
>>45260982Actual bait. I'm a hairy man and five guys approached me in the last three weeks. Just have good hygiene you fucking basement dweller.
>>45260982fluke
>>45260957I met my bf on Grindr and we're super cute together. Skill issue.
>>45264209Yeah unfortunately Im not good looking for that to happen
>>45260553i can larp if you've got good ratest.winkmoder
>>45264350I dont want a twink I want someone tall and Chad looking
>>45264347I'm bald and skinny bro I look like aids Moby, you can do it
>>45264365best I can do is tall and lankyI also don't want to fuck you, good luck though
>>45260553Try Grindr
>>45264458No
>>45264476It makes sense though if you wanna have sex with a man.
>>45264521He wants to have a man go on a nice date then affectionately fuck him, as a heterosexual straight man
>>45264521What >>45264541 said. I dont want some gay aids monkeypoxx pozzed sodomyI want a nice evening with someone where they treat me like a person for once and then I lose my virginity
>>45264554If you're genuinely straight you wouldn't enjoy it.
>>45264574Im genuinely straight and no woman ever cared about me and I dont think I would be able to go on a date with one ever but with someone else in charge like a proper man would be easier for me
>>45264554So...Bi then?
>>45264634No Im straight
>>45260952very shady trying to push a virgin towards using grindr as a dating app