what is a boymoder made you a cookie but she ate it instead?
One fucking cookie?
>>45262093What a fucking arsehole, a singular cookie.What a bitch, what a cunt. Who does that?This hypothetical sucks testicles, go fuck yourself OP
>>45262125That escalated quickly
>>45262144>Quick escalationIt was clearly increasing in a linear manner, dumdum.
What a selfish bitch. Get out of my goddamn house.
>>45262093I would tell her it's okay and that she deserves cookies ^~^
>>45262606yes :3
>>45262648YOU deserve cookies! ^~^*glomp*
>>45262700and you :3
>>45262825You make everybody's day better with your cute and funny gens :3
>>45262093I don't like cookies so it's ok!
>>45262880and i like your filenames :3>>45263170it's ok c:
>>45263340*ding ding ding* :3I gotta nap, ugh, feeling crappy ;~;Should get better with some rest though!C... could you please repost the one where the dirty gender-asker gets bapped by a cat? I can't believe I didn't save that one! D:Hope I see you before u go to bed, otherwise, I'll see u tomorrow! ^~^ *hugs!*
>>45263427ofc. have a good napppp :3just try to rest and i'm sure you'll feel great soon :3
what if a sealmoder and puppymoder were firefighters?
>>45264056yeah :3
>>45262093
>>45264320of course :3
Do boymoders really love cookies?
>>45264176Little firehouse mascots! X3>>45264320Now that's cooking like a bottom~!>>45264965Yep, it's true!
Good night everyone! ^~^/
>>45264320that is way to much vanilla extract for one cookie
>>45267288Bottoms like vanilla
>>45267249morning :3
>>45268443throw cold water on her
>>45264176they have fun by spraying each other with the water hose :3
>>45269312yes :3
>>45264320I know you're trying hard to make Bottomkun's Cookie Delivery profitable, but how many times have I told you NOT to accept deliveries to the bath house!!
apologymoder>apologizes for everything>sorry for talking so much>sorry for being weird>sorry if I did something wrong>sorry for being clingy>sorry for being distant >sorry...
>>45262093Il make the poor boymoder eat 100 cookies as penance, that will teach them a lessonStupid fucking boymoderGetfatte getfattergetfattergetfattergetfattergetfattergetfatterfattyfattyfattyfattyfattyfafatfatfatty
Make a batch with her.
>>45269363they fight :3
>>45268443Aww this is sho shweet :3But...I'm sick!!! D:No cuddles, I don't wanna spread germs ;~;>>45269363Cute!! X3>>45269644Everyone wants a piece of bottom-kun, ehehe>>45269782It's okay bb ;~; You're doing fine!
>>45269644As Bottomkun runs away they all snap towels across his butt which causes a high-pitched squeal
>>45262093i would pat her on the head and tell her i love her and we can try to make another cookie together
>>45272296^~^
>>45271718oh noooo :<you need to rest and not stress :<i hope you get well soon :3good night :3
>>45273369Awww thank u for taking care of me :3*sips on some soup* :3Good night! Sweet dreams! ^~^/
>>45273459:3
>>45273546Aww you're such a sweet, kind person!I see why you won the boymoder of the year award! ehehe ;3
imagine trying to explain these threads to your parents
>>45273559yes :3but srsly. try to rest. i have to do that too...
>>45273594*lets go of your sleeve* Oh! Ok... sorry for keeping you. Goodnight! ^~^/
>>45273657nothing to apologise :3
>>45269363i love the sealmoder
>>45269782her friend is the apoliticalmoder >Isn't political >not left or right >remembers to say it isn't a political statement before going outside or breathing air >not trying to make a statement or offend anyone >doesn't have pronouns or an identity because that might be too political >>45271718>sorry for being sorry so much
>>45274322Ok, here's the deal:1. You will love the sealmoder...2. Sealmoder will love YOU!! X3 <3
>>45274604t... the deal is still open... ;~;
>>45274604deal!
>>45276641Excellent deal! *cuddles* uwu
>>45276655i bet thats really soft
>>45277085ya, sealmoders are soft... they're like a mound of moist dough uwu
>>45277105
wah
>>45269363they have to dry the floor because it's wet now ;-;but! they enjoy a pizza after drying off
>>45278001*walks very slowly into thread* ;~;H... hey... these are some cute seal pics btw! :3
>>45280549huh...? what's wrong?
>>45280332:3
>>45280620Still sick... ;~;I felt like I was getting better, but started coughing right before bed... it made it difficult to sleep ;~; ;~;
>>45269782Shokiemoder
>>45280689:3 just try to rest. get some zinc :3
>>45281068Aww... I'm lucky to have u taking care of me :3 <3
>>45262093Stolen valor
>>45281167well, good night. i hope you feel better tomorrow
>>45282330Thank you... you are my little angel! ^~^
>>45277105seal :3
>>45283675:3What if you were at the beach one day, and you left your beach towel for a moment, and when you got back there was a sealmoder lying on it? :3c
>>45280644they build snowmen outside with the penguinmoders and then sleep in their hammocks <3
>>45285526I like this story :3c
>>45283854cuddles
>>45286427The cuddles are successful, she is very soft and chubby... but still the sealmoder remains on top of the towel, preventing its retrieval!
>>45286590sand is comfy to sleep on too so i wouldn't be bothered.
>>45285526
>>45287165she's just there for emotional support
>>45288310maybe she's putting snow in the bucket?
>>45287153>:3>>45287165Cute cute cute!
>>45290283hehe. how are you feeling?
>>45287165They look high though.
>>45290428Still sick ;~;My immune system must be weak, I've never needed less than 7 days to get over a cold ;~;
>>45290457ow. that must be really annoying...hopefully it will be gone soon.
>>45290555Thank you for all the comforting and coddling though... I'd hug you but I don't wanna get my germs on you, hehe :3
>>45290689luckily yyou cant get any over the internet :3
>>45290734:3Cyberhugs! ^~^
>>45290820hehe. my 'puter friend :3good night. :3
>>45262093i would tell him that he might act as a selfish, brainless foidbut he's still a man
>>45291080Awwww cute!! ^~^Nighty night! Hope you have a good shleep :3
>>45290283>that's where my towel went!!!
>>45292619p... perhaps you'd like to buy a new one? :3c
>>45292631>sealmoder sells beach towels >one of the towels looks suspiciously like the towel that got lost the last time i was on this beach
>>45293009>sealmoder looks scared!>takes out friendship pennant!! ;~;
>>45294094can't be mad at that
>>45295336That scenario made me feel bad... nobody should be mad at sealmoder!! ;~; ;~; ;~;She just wants towels ;~;
>>45295435she can have all the towels
>>45295547You're so kind! ^~^
