me and who?q4c: do u like to cuddle?prev >>45279369
you can calm down now, girlsdaddy's home>>45283252thanks anon
choid to never let go of
>>45283252>q4c: do u like to cuddle?I've never slept better than when cuddlingThese days I only get between 2 and 4 hours of sleep a night
Any long time Mario fans know if having to poop while playing Mario will ruin the experience? Should I poop first?
TRIPS AND I POST COCK FUCK
>>45283283better if you hold the poop actually
I want to Russell Brand you babe
>>45283298okay yay
Tranny gf that is on a FBI and CIA watchlist
what’s with the whole trannies pretending to have DID thing?
>>45283312any particular reason? or just being on the list works
sometimes it feels like a switch goes off in my brain and im suddenly in a deep depression this shit sucks
>>45283324That keeps happening to me too so I just assume the depression is the default state and the good moments are just when I'm delusional enough to ignore it
this is what i look like how do i get a cute trans gf
should i kms
>>45283333I thought this was a 12 yo boy at first
>>45283331basicallyive given up taking care of myself for the last few weeks as a result and its made it all the worseeverything is just a sad haze and its making me want to emotionally lash out
boomers make a big deal about getting a regular black coffee at Starbucks, but you actually can, I have before. its you can make that at home, you go there for something fancy
transitioning was a dumb idea
Why dont you guys get offended by the word tranny? Isnt that a bit demeaning?
>>45283340>letting your enemies winnever
>>45283343would you date me
>>45283351Do dogs get offended by the word doggy? No. Because they don’t speak English. They say woof.
>>45283343woudl you date me Beepy?
>>45283366do you speak english?
>>45283352i am my enemies tho
>>45283377then don't let your enemy part winwhy are you your enemy
>>45283375No. I think English tho
>>45283324>>45283347stop torturing yourself
>>45283351have you ever listened to a rap song?
>>45283381evil brain
>>45283357
>>45283340I think sometimes it's a fair thing to consider but you probably shouldn't>>45283347Has giving up on taking care of yourself made things worse or did you keep getting worse so taking care of yourself wasn't something you muster up anymore?I always get told I need to keep taking care of my hygiene, my sleep, my household, my friendships, but even when I can manage to keep it up, it never actually makes me that much better or worse whenever those depressive moods hit
>>45283387yeah but its like letting a white person call you a nigga as a black person
>>45283351This is mechanic forum
>>45283395https://voca.ro/13LuHHLuFlog
Is project zomboid good or should i just wait for gta 6
>>45283361Not if you look like ur twelve>>45283374I don’t date Nintendo gamers IM A SONY FAN GIRL 4LYFE
>>45283333This is what we're voting for so that men can grow tits.
>>45283351This is a safe place for funny words like chaser and tranny
hey girlswhat's your dating age range
I say this about women
>>45283402Haha machine bun. Get it? Instead of machine gun?
bf who lets me play with the hairs on the back of his neck
>>45283415less bien
>>45283414Probably like 21-33
>>45283396>did you keep getting worse so taking care of yourself wasn't something you muster up anymore?that oneim mentally checked out like hellim laying in bed right now and i wish it was all just over and i wouldnt have to get back up again on a night like tonight when things are okay i can do everything finebut breathing feels tiresome right now
>>45283415he's gay as fuck>animal analogyholy cringe
>coughing up bloodi think i have aids its over
>>4528341420-30 but there could be exceptions
>>45283419https://voca.ro/1JvrfzT1Pz8V
>>4528341430 to 40
>>45283415God Nick is so fucking gay
>>45283407kms
>>45283425>>45283433
>>45283415Nick Fuentes is a closeted homosexual. Apparently there was some story about him sniffing the bed sheets of a guy who slept in his room or something like that? My memory is a little foggy, but with the way he speaks about women I would honestly be surprised if he isn't.
>>45283429yay
>>45283447Amazing how your posts are identical to biboomer.
>>45283447I thought it was like confirmed >>45283440I’m open to DILFs in theory
DENNPPAAAAAAAAAAA
>>45283415Men need makeup?
>>45283458unironically yes
>>45283447we are all waiting for him to come out of the closet
>>45283440how old r u
>>45283458At least skin care
men and dolls, would you all agree that Deborah Ann woll is a hot 41 year old?
>>45283463I’m waiting for him to cum in closet #britishlibtardtakesmagacockbutnotactuallybecausenickhatesmagaonlyongroobeygirls2027
Ice skating today was fun
I’m annoyed
>>45283333Who is this goofy faggot that I always see posted?
>>45283453>I’m open to DILFs in theoryfuck yeah>>45283471I'm 38 years young
>>45283485I like posts like these instead of the doom shit. you went out in the world and found something you enjoy
>>45283434The joke "Machine Bun" is a play on the phrase "Machine Gun." A machine gun is a firearm capable of automatically firing multiple bullets in rapid succession. The joke changes the word "Gun" to "Bun," replacing the first letter G with B. The result is "Machine Bun," which sounds almost identical to the original expression but introduces an entirely different meaning.The word "Bun" is commonly used as an another way of describing a bunny or rabbit. So, rather than referring to a conventional machine gun, "Machine Bun" refers to a bunny associated with a machine gun.I would say it's mainly funny because its combining two completely different concepts, an adorable, fluffy rabbit and an intimidating, overwhelming firearm capable of killing people. In other words machine "gun" in fact rhymes with "bun" which is short for bunny as in rabbit, as in a hare. So it is generally considered funny.Is that enough?
>>45283488Andy milonakis
>>45283452I am definitely not Boomy, but I do go on long posting rants sometimes. You should see how long my reply to Wulfim's 30 minute vocaroo was that one time. Lol.>>45283453He's definitely on the queer spectrum somewhere.>>45283463Any day.
>>45283252I enjoy it >>45283340Nope it sucks that you are sad again
>>45283499https://voca.ro/1k7UJ77N5bm5
>>45283519sorry
>>45283252yes i often fall asleep spooning or hold hands with my bf falling asleep together.
I pooped a massive poop. Even tho I was advised against it. It’s now time to play Mario
>>45283525Of course, any time.>insert generic chaser height difference joke here idk.
i think i have the flu :(
>>45283397oh right i thought you meant when we say it. i mean i tolerate it here bc no use crying about words on 4chan but i absolutely do not tolerate it irl, even in dms i had to very severely instruct a man not to call me that, if someone said it to me irl it would be a pretty huge issue for me (i mean context dependent of course some yahoos at a bus stop aren’t going to bother me) i think if the only actual interaction you get with trans people is here it gives you a pretty skewed idea of what we’re actually like
>>45283531Don’t be sorry it’s ok you do have feelings that’s pretty normal
>>45283544https://voca.ro/1csS5A1wwXh0
>>45283427If there was any consistency to it at least I could work on copes to deal with it instead of just having to wait out my mood, that's seemingly the only solution after years of therapy and meds and other helpI hope tomorrow is better for you
>>45283545Same here and im suffering greatly
>>45283453>>45283511Didn't he date and fuck a catboy?
abstaining for Denpa
>>45283486What's got you annoyed?
>>45283557Sounds like my country. As an American I have seen many overweight people on mobility scooters before, especially when I go grocery shopping. Sometimes they're just older people who arent in very good health. But most the time they're just very overweight.
>>45283564https://voca.ro/1at6SxgIedwT
>>45283252Cuddling is overrated. Go fuck yourself >>45283590The world!
>>45283572making chicken soup for us both
>>45283592https://voca.ro/1nmeHsfATwZT
https://voca.ro/1j5q38IB6AxA
>>45283601Were you rejected or something?
>>45283599I've never called it out like that but you're rightThen they call you lazy for not doing the things you're clearly able to do so you just spiral deeper in to the self hatredMaybe I just need to get on enough meds to stop thinking
>>45283626No one rejects me. I’m so chill right now
>>45283631Ah you def got ghosted, sorry mate
Does this retard ever stop posting animal pictures and voice recordings
>>45283599>>45283628Sorry for dooming alongside of you instead of offering any meaningful help or advice
>>45283633Eat my ass, no one ghosted me
im evil
>>45283641what did you do
>>45283639You could try being more interesting, I guess?
it would be better if i was dead
>>45283637https://voca.ro/1EbQEveZYmgX
>>45283641stop that
>>45283604Just a lot of McDonald's and processed foods>>45283620Oh okay. I'm glad youre going to bed at a seemingly normal time Wulfim, goodnight.
>>45283649im alive
>>45283651Hold your tongue, I contain multitudes
>>45283682I'm getting kind of bored, cya around.
>>45283654Shared sorrows are halved sorrowsI should do something to take my mind off of things but even that can be a struggle often so I just stick around here for the occasional nice chats (mostly with you these days)Hopefully the shrooms kick in soon
>>45283686When I am queen you will be first against the wall
>>45283641Hi evil
major alert for tranners in new jersey i just bought a car and im on my way
Enough fooling around, S3al is going back in my basement. Now it is time for Boorc.
>>45283694hi :(
>>45283688>Hopefully the shrooms kick in soonoh my get in a good headspace anonhave a nice trip
I contain multitudes toohttps://litter.catbox.moe/ua4mnmk7x4zc14kh.jpeg
>>45283725I want to kick your legs out from behind
>>45283730Why
>>45283739I’ll put a pillow in front of you in case of injury. But I still want toI won’t expand on why
>>45283699>rusts away
>>45283749My hole looks like that
>>45283711Oh it's nothing too bad, either these are shit shrooms, I've been taking too much, or like all mind altering substances I need to take way too much for it to properly work, but I don't want to risk upsetting my stomach lolI mostly just end up feeling crossfaded but it lets me vibe a bit more so I'll find a good playlist and a good distraction>have a nice tripThank you, I'd share if I could
>>45283754Hospital
>>45283601
>>45283252>q4c: do u like to cuddle?yes. i love cuddles. my fav position is basically big/little spoon and i can be both. i d love to wrap my arms around your waist and pull you to me, or bury myself in your arms...
>>45283759Eat shit and die
>>45283252>q4cI think I spend about an equal time sexting and waxing poetic about how hard we'll cuddle
>>45283754Wipe
i can fly but the thought of falling makes me wanna cry
>>45283745ill pick u up and slump u
>>45283765someone got ghosteddddd
>>45283447I know most of the gay lore about him >catboy cami date >liking femboy pics on twitter >planed to eat sushi off of young boys stomachs >moved a guy into his apartment from across the country for free no strings attached >tried to kiss that guy >took creep shots of the guy when he was passed out >was insanely jealous when that guy got a girlfriend kicked him out >searched the guys bed sheets and couch for cum stains >entire inner circle was full of openly gay groypers called the sussy squad >they did lots of gay ops for him and groomed kids Nick encouraged the behavior >nick meets another guy takes him to movies alone tries to kiss him too >nick spends the night in Milo yiannopoulos hotel room they slept in the same bed swears nothing happened total bs >cliques up with Ali Alexander a gay pederast that was Karl roves boy toy at one point for “political expediency”>lets him groom child groypers >ali gets caught Nick immediately defends him starts blaming the children >nick at lowest point in life >starts watching femboy porn on stream gets caught >gets caught again watching more gay porn >cliques up with destiny sucks his dick video is released of destiny sucking nick the timing is perfect Nick was the only guy he was around for it >somehow corporate media missed all this lore and let’s him in the club Please note im not saying being gay means anyone is a pedo I’m simply saying the one he was sucking off to get into the good graces of the mainstream right is also fun fact that guy still runs a twitter account for him called AF post the ties were never severed it’s an open secret
I think about my situationship way too fucking much how do it get normal
>>45283601>Cuddling is overrated. Go fuck yourselfI didn't realize you were posting coal in the thread
>>45283780I tried to fly as a child once! It did not work!!
>>45283797reminds me of someone
DUBS AND COCK
>>45283789I’ll tackle you and laugh as you fall to the ground crying >>45283790Suck my dick>>45283802Blow me
>>45283816>Blow meYou fell into my trap
>>45283821I could kill your family and you’d get over it for a crumb of ass
West—Mr. West—Mr. WestUh, yeah, uh, yeahUh, yeah, uh, yeahAnd I heard 'em sayNothing's ever promised tomorrow, todayFrom the Chi, like Tim, it's a harder waySo this is in the name of love like Robert sayBefore you ask me to go get a job todayCan I at least get a raise on the minimum wage?And I know the government administer AIDSSo I guess we just pray like the minister sayAllāhu Akbar and throw in some hot carsThe things we seen on the screen is not oursBut these niggas from the hood so these dreams not farWhere I'm from the dope boys is the rock starsBut they can't cop cars without seeing cop carsI guess they want us all behind bars—I know it
>>45283825You would hit your head on the door frame and get a bump on your head and we would all laugh at you
>>45283834I’d walk directly through the door frame and then step on you, crushing you into a small brown stain
>>45283810Idk who that is I don’t know lore about posters here like that but I do know most of the chud lore on their figureheads
Imagine "knowing the lore" on anyone.
>not knowing lore
>>45283842Now your feet are all muddy loser
From now on 5 trannies know your exact location and will reach you at an unknown time. Lets see if the chaser likes to be chased.
>>45283861I can tell you’re enjoying this loser
Why do the gays want people on the right to also be gay? Do you guys secretly lust over alt right conservative cock?
>>45283859Good.
>>45283866nuh uh I'm gay
>>45283863I've handed out my location loads of times and nobody has ever showed up so I'm not expecting much from this
>>45283870Good, I wouldn’t want a faggot soiling my divine vessel
>>45283879your divine vessel already has poop in it :skull:
>>45283895No poop in me because I already told you to eat shit prior
>>45283730https://imglink.cc/cdn/JVY2rlgqb8.jpgkick mine you fucking coward
what is my lore
>>45283907Hey, do you remember how Achilles was defeated by chance? :D
>>45283915Ed Norton shot him at the end of the movie
>>45283907fellow manlet chaser how do you do
>>45283930It was rhetorical dipshit
>>45283936>6'2 is manlet nowit's over
>>45283874Like I said, unknown time. You currently have 50 trannies all spread across the globe hunting you down. Unfortunately many are having trouble reaching your location.
>>45283938watch it sissy
>>45283863let them comeI'll get my cock ready for them
>>45283943hahaha yeah ... me too, i'm not a manlet either
>>45283959I live in a very easily accessible part of the world and country, I'll even come pick them up from the airport
>>45283967what
>>45283963Drop the act, you’re not in control here. You’re all just flies buzzing around tranny ass
>>45283974I thought there wasn't poop in there
>>45283978Why so much focus on poop faggot
>>45283907oh my god
>>45283863Tell them to bring me nicotine
im retard
>>45283989me 2
>>45283974Are you gettin fucking fresh?
trannies have poop in their butts and it's kinda gross
>>45283989>>45283995Me 4
>>45284001What are you gonna do about it? Shake your ass at me?
>>45283979I'm just not into poophons
>>45284015You are not in a position to be picky. Know your place
>>45284011You would never talk to me like that in person. You would get a backhand to the mouth.
thinking about the time I just mentioned heated rivalry here and someone started insulting me thinking I was a fujo
>>45284040You would literally thank me if I kicked you in the balls
>>45284046I am disappointed that you're not a fujo
>>45284046FUCK I thought this was gaygen, my bad
I feel so miserable all the time.Can someone tell me a joke?
>>45284047Lol dom that sissy virgin chadet
i hurt
>>45284066How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
>>45284036This is what closet looks like
>>45284024I know what I got
>>45284087What's hurting you?
>>45284096My nephew has one of those spider-man suits too
The day isnt even over and ive received 9 calls from the same person.
>>45284090I dunno, wonder how long.
>>45284097my back but also my heart
>>45284106Are they into you romantically
>>45284106gimme your number I'll call you and say the n word then hang up
>>45284094I could look like Gollum and you’d still be desperate to hit >>45284096Little guy trying to impress me. You’re supposed to be kneeling
should i kms you have to say yes
I'm a chaser and heated rivalry made me install grindr
>>45284107nine months
>>45284112Id hope not. It'd be morally wrong, my stepfather.>>45284113Ill pass.
>>45284119yes but only if this post gets quads if it isn’t quads you have to live
>>45284124
>>45284119No
if you're in this thread and you're not a chaser, you're a whore starving for cock and cum>b-butok slut
>>45284138im looking for friends :D
>>45284149for friends that cum in your ass
anyone know which newhalf JAV this is, or at least the actor?>>>/t/1395201
>>45284138im not a whoore
He's just like me
>>45284157ok whore
>>45284138>if you're in this thread, you're a whore starving for cock and cumFtfy
>>45284138But I'm a chaser starving for cock
https://voca.ro/16dRZyXglc0x
>>45284170that's not what I mea->>45284173holy fuck
>>45284154no....
Smacking my big cock into her nub and she calls me gay for playing with it so I flip her over and press it between her cheeks and drop all my bodyweight on top of her
>>45284173
>>45284180
>>45284155nvm found it from reverse image searching a thumbnail mensrush.tv/single.php?id=KODV-198_DL
Porn is really gross when you're not horny
>>45284201if you mean post-nut clarity, that's when you're supposed to either sleep or play video games
>>45284201Understandable, id say i see an art in it. Layers of depth.
>>45283333gaaah 2slimey san is it really you
>>45284201There is some amateur stuff that's really great, but it's few and far between in the OF days
I've been cumming massive loads lately, but haven't had sex these past weekswonder how a girl's body would look with all that cum...
Do you think OF performers are jerking off to porn while they're making porn?
>>45284047You would thank me for depositing my load into one of your orifices.
cum is gross sex is gross
144 is gross
i need to die
>>45284249ok slut*cums all over you*
>>45284233Rach, you live your life insisting you are into women all the while bending over and shaking your ass for male validation You are not in a position to play the dominant with a woman. I could make you lick my shoes clean if I wanted
i don’t want to be alone
>>45284277Me neither but I have no idea how to keep people around for longer than a few weeks
>asexualno you're not
I should get into mysticism
>>45284269You're a submissive whore, why are you talking tough?
>>45284325Post ass slut
>>45284262No you don’t
>>45284277Same