qott: aren't you ashamed?
Why doesnt she want me
>>45299024Tried that before, can think of nothing more cringe then living in the closet and yelling at football and hitting up grindr at 2am calling myself “DL4TRANS”
>>45299024no, it's made me who i am today
>>45299056so you're an open chaser?
>>45299100Yeah and a general faggot, but I dress well and like what I do
>>45299024ashamed about what?
it took me 40 minutes to eat, i'm never buying this shit in pods again.
just talked to the jannies. they agreed to delete the other thread so that you'd all have to use mine. let's discuss the Tetlin Bridge
I told you that shit would happen
DENNPPAAAAAAAAA
>>45299033He's gay and likes rough bareback on Grindr
>>45299387You're not supposed to eat Tide Pods, you retard.
he's so handsome
Tell me he's not perfect.. i dare you
>>45299564yeah I'm not eating the pods of course duh
“She’s so handsome.” - my boyfriend
honmoding today
>>45299576Pichu's cat Bailey is a lot cuter imo
>>45299576i get along very well with female cats, no clue why. well probably a bias because i spent 5 years with a female cat... i miss her :(
Well at least we have this one now
All AGP retards like pichu out of the thread immediately
>>45299584Comparing parallel infinities is a fools errand
>>45299584i have a bailey picture for you taken two minutes ago>>452995961) gross photo 2) im not agp
>>45299602he is so freaking sweet
What if the girl that drinks and writes was destined to be my gf and now that the last thread is gone the moment has passed and it’s not possible anymore? Have you ever thought how your actions ripple out and affect others?
I'm gonna go buy tofu & coke byebye
>>45299602You are the textbook example of AGP. You've even said you hate men and find them repulsive. We need you and Sarah and the others on an ogrehon island where you can ask each other if you look like a woman.
>>45299617stay or I’m gonna poo my pants in protest
>>45299616I showed my friends this picture & they liked it
step aside
Am I agp?
>>45299614fumbleanon fumbles again...
oooh I can't wait to go home Christmas time and say hello to my catI bought her a little toy mouse
we’re all just crazy cat ladies with penises
>>45299621lol
I don’t own a cat :(>>45299649Why would you want that? I’m pathetic and incompetent
>>45299024i was only really ashamed when my parents found my girlstash
we are all penises
>>45299664Because you look like a dorky girl i could break in half
>>45299647speak for yourself. My Pussy has a pussy.
>>45299108do you think you're a pretty rare breed?
Mine was the boss of orange cats
>>45299678Not me
>>45299682>dorkyYeah I am a dork>break in halfDepends on how strong you are and how big your penis is
>>45299705then what are you
>>45299706I'm 6' 3" and bench 375 lb
>>45299728I’ve noticed the lack of penis dimensions in this post. Also I need to know how much the penis can lift
why is everyone here 6'3 and benching 375lbs
we are all penis kirk
>>45299728Lies
>>45299757Internet is an easy place to be a liar. Coincidentally I'm 7'3 and I bench 675lbs.
>>45299757Cause I go to the gym and lie about my height
every chaser is 6'3 and benching 375lbs until she asks for his discord
I'm short as fuck and I'm not benching anything, I'm lying down, eating cured meat
would you date a girl that drinks a lot and writes a bunch when she drinks?
>>45299793You're a liar! You're probably benching 375 as we speak!
Schrödingers chaser and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, both six foot 3 and five foot five until you check, but also once you the discord you can’t know the height and once you know the height you can’t know the discord
>>45299799no
I'm 5'9 and bench 120 lbs
>>45299799Is she drinking water or alcohol?
I’m 5’4 and benching 15 pounds
>>45299806sorry>>45299818alcohol
>>45299799is she old and jewish and schizophrenic?
>>45299841no
what's the best way to tell someone you don't want to keep dating him because it makes you feel really dysphoric?i met someone amazing, but... having sex, going on dates, trying to make myself look good for him, i just can't do it anymore, it's exhausting... i like him, but having to look my absolute best all the time when it comes to my appearance, i just can't anymore. how do i tell him that my dysphoria is killing me and that it would be better if we stopped seeing each other, without being rude?
>>45299799Only if the moment hasn’t passed. I was gonna ask if you only write when you drink?
>>45299860i write when im not drunk also but it doesnt hit the same i write to cope with life
>>45299856>hey, let's break up>why>i'm not feeling it >okay i understand>wish you the best>you too, byeeasy
celeste wants more lamps in her room :(
>>45299868ok ok
>>45299869Why the bordello lights?
>>45299869You're a her now?
>>45299800The most exertion I'll get today is jerking off for a good 30 minutes before bed
>>45299880https://youtu.be/SkkIwO_X4i4
i hate ceiling lights
>>45299886celeste is the new twink flag
White people when smiling friends ended
>>45299901whats that
Why did the last thread get deleted? I was grocery shopping
>>45299901give them some coleslaw to cheer them up pls
i troon therefore i am>>45299856awesome vid>>45299869cute plushies :D>>45299912steve im starting to worry
>>45299912the chuds btfo'd the janny
>>45299912those fucking cookies cant be that good
Saturday and once again I have no friends and no prospects to look forward to. Whatever, I have /a/ Christmas cards to make.
>>45299863I write occasionally I used to do it a lot when I was a kid to cope with stuff I liked writing fiction
Then I walk in
>>45299912Guy whos autistic hyperfixation is pillsbury christmas cookies
>>45299880don't you like nice comfy colors? >>45299886so are you>>45299922show me your plushies mamo
>>45299928I didn’t even like them as a kid, when I could at least trust something to not be made with the most garbage ingredients on earth.
>>45299928They're the most basic sugar cookies you could imagine, but that's still good
They used to stretch Tanuki's nutsacks and wrapped them around gold nuggets because they spread weight evenly when hitting it with a hammer.
>>45299912Janny was racebaiting and got made fun of
>>45299947Can they use mine instead?
>>45299900I think Celeste is nice and all but I can't call someone with a body like that, she. He has like a Greek god body lol. Same with twink flag, she expects to be called he when she has long hair and a little angel face, I just can't do it lol.
>>45299956mean
>>45299951Im sure the Japanese would be willing but they may not stretch as far as a tanuki's.
>>45299948Was it actually 4chan staff?
>>45299943ok :D
>>45299943I'm not a her, I never claimed to be. I allow people to call me whatever without correcting them most of the time, but I'm male.
>>45299956twink x celeste would be hot. it makes sense.
>>45299942>>45299928>>45299922I just like when they're hot and gooey + nostalgia
me, dating pichu
those cookies look like theyd taste like dish soap desu
>>45299956it doesn't matter
twink flag is a girl?
>>45299972hey :O
>>45299999Yea, have you seen the bitch?
>>45299988you must select a better woman
>>45299999no i'm a gay man
>>45299999I'm going to impale twink with my manly cocknice quints bro
I have 13 dollars I'm gonna go buy taco bell
>>45299972Based moomin enjoyer
>>45300008how tall are you so I can fantasize hugging you
>>45299999Quints confirm
Ana banana?
>>45300007No, wtf!>>45300011can't believe you
>>45300034Npd troon
>>45300038It looks like a girl, so much so that people believe she's a bio female trying to be male.
>>45300045rape can fix this
>>45300045Whas that mean?
i wish i was strong
Why do the cookies make you so mad?
>>45300058>tfw strongfeels good
>>45300049I would rather not be raped please and thank you
Im tall and strong but also a fat fuck
>>45299999twink said they have a vagina lol
>>45300061i'm seething so hard rn
>>45299986you're so cute steve
>>45300068so? pre-t ftm femboys are #valid :D
In poland all we do is scroll instagram reels and goon
>>45300068>>45300075No way...
>>45300068She constantly lies, so you never know what to believe.
>>45300083not true i'm in poland and i'm locked in currently. stacking that bread, chasing the bag, trappin grinding etc
I feel like a fucked up experiment sometimes. Like I was put on this planet to be studied and suffer
>>45300092You say everyone constantly lies
what does sealposter look like
huh i always thought llm apis were way more expensive per token but most could write the entire christian bible for like one dollar. i don know anything
>>45300097where are you from we could date
>>45300075can you post pics of urself so I can jack off to you? I'm a really horny man
Rach! Am I a liar?
would you date me?
>>45300110wrocław
Someone’s coming into the living room while I’m lying on the couch, quick! I need to fall asleep
oooo si papi siii
>>45300063waow,,,, so strng
>>45300120Yeah I would, I've had a crush on you for ages
>>45300143really?
Is it ethical to cheat on someone who has been caught cheating and has cheating fetish stories on his reddit?
Is it okay for gays to say "troon"? I'll let you gals say "fag" if we agree on a pact.
>>45300131*kisses you goodnight on the forehead*
>>45300148Yeah, it's a bit embarrassing to admit
>>45300166ok we're dating now
>>45300098:< come here sealfren its time for a hug
>>45300190may i have one?
>>45300169Woaw
>>45300113no i won't post anything jerkable but this is me trying to explode your head with my incel rage
>>45300190they taste good raw too
>>45300149of course it is unethical. Break up
>>45300199of course
>>45300208yay
>>45300206Not an option
I put on this movie the hangover cause there's nothing good on. so the plot is these guys got drunk and are trying to remember what they did the previous day. somehow they felt this deserved 3 movies
>>45300109it's really not worth it per token when you are programming and make it reread
someone needs to make one of those ai images of steve but instead of race swap it makes him out of the pillsbury sugar cookies
>>45300204This is still very jerkable
>>45300204what the fuck did you do to my dick? it's all over the floor and walls now. fuck you.
>>45300204MODDDDDSS MOOODDDDSSSS MODDDDSSSSSS
>>45300219ok but what if you were writing the bible instead of programming
>>45300216well cheating is unethical regardless
>>45300191Uhm thanks. I have never been much of a hugger, but then again I am a gaycel with no bf. So maybe if I had a partner things would change?
>>45300204No way you have a penis!
>>45300098Who is studying you?
hi chat
>>45300233I mean sure but i have needs too and he gets his rocks off so why shouldnt i have fun too
>>45300204>no i won't post anything jerkablefair enoughI'm going to date you tho, hope you like big guys I'll pick u up at 9 tomorrow
>>45300246Blaze it
>>45300246What's that?
>>45300227dw i'm not posting hookup/camwhore threads that belong on soc, i'm just exploding your head with my incel rage. the magic truecel powers wouldn't work without me staring at you even if it's through a screen
>>45300098same. some college intern is like "wow he masturbates a lot" and "he totally wasted his 20s"
I kinda wanna get pot sometime. it's been a couple months. but I never really enjoy it :/ it just makes me retarded
>>45300244Its was supposed to be a silly metaphor. Don't over think it.
i got “haha look it’s a tranny” harassed twice when i was out in the town for a few hours tonight, genuinely want to blow my fucking head off why the fuck did i have to be born this way
>>45300268fr?
>>45300265big fan of the demented feeling it gives me <3
>>45300259https://youtu.be/8t4pmlHRokg
>>45300259underage b&
>>45300246giwtwm
>>45300265I love getting retarded, my brain needs to shut the fuck up
>>45300268I'm so sorry that happened :/ I think people just are surprised more than anything about someone being not cis
>>45300277im literally 42
im stuck doing a group project with the two laziest ppl ever T_T i wanna cry
Did you know weed is legal and cheap in Canada and the government sells it to you
>>45300283hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ahh
>>45300273>>45300280what do you do then though? you can't read, you can't watch movies (if you want to really get them), all you can really do is scroll I feel. & that's boring & feels like a waste of time
>>45300270yeah, i was literally going between a few bars for like 4 hours and two separate people approached me over this span just to take the piss out of me for being a tranny i fucking hate this shit so much
>>45300289i wish it was like that here?>>45300286how much work is it?
did anyone ever fuck with 7oh
>>45300283Can I find your buttocks if I look on the 'chive?
>>45300103No, I say twink flag lies and also you are another known liar. Remember when I used to have to punish you for lying too much?
>>45300293mostly just watch live streams and chat bullshit
>>45300289wish it was like that with all drugs in America. imagine the government regulating drugs to make sure they are pure and safe and not too strong and being able to buy cherry or grape flavored chewable opium at the store.
>>45300302probably not
Did anyone ever fuck with 3oh!3
>>45300293I play guitar or videogames or just listen to music when I'm really high, but that's not very often after 7 years of daily smoking lmaoI mostly just use it to not constantly think about killing myself
>>45300296we have to write a short report but its a lot of reading and i can tell theyre just using ai
>>45300204This person was born with a penis btw.
>>45300114Eh, you're more of a bullshitter.
>>45300311>probablyso it's on there?
>>45300281yeah usually, but like just being mocked over it makes me feel so helpless to the cruelty being inflicted on me, i fucking hate being this outsider freak but detrooning will make me want to rope so i fucking might as well just get it over with
>>45300320impossible
>>45300318oh ya music is fun actually. when choid was here we got some pot & I enjoyed laying motionless face-down & listening to free jazz. that sounds bad though anon! you gotta quit that!
>>45300232sorry I accidentally hit enter before I was done with my post but rereading is necessary for pretty much everything
>>45300320>>45300331i was born with a vagina but i got phalloplasty and i have a penis now :)
>>45300336You do drugs? sounds pretty ghetto
>>45300343mine is biggers than yours
>>45300343Do you have a butthole?
tell me im pretty >>45299024>aren't you ashamed?not at all
always have headphons with music when walking in the city to not hear stupid shit. also if you can walk far enough away from a street that you are out of throwing distance
>>45300336I'm actually going look at getting help for both on monday but I'm not holding my breath with our healthcare system
>>45300319I would just try your best without dumping too much time into it and maybe say something to the professor over email or something that you've been frustrated with your team and to highlight your work in the project as actually worked on>>45300325did anything else happen while u were out drinking?
>>45300343prove it.
>>45300343Definitely a larp. But more power to ya hun.
>>45300343The only reason people put up with your bullshit is because you're cute.
>>45300349yeah well you know me>>45300357goodluck anon I hope it goes well. h8 healthcare
I wanna smoke weed and take some pills
>>45300354>appears Infront of me during battle>"do you want to live forever?"
>>45300354Do you go to comic/anime cons a lot
>>45300338but what if the llm experienced divine revelation when writing the bible and didn't need any rereading because it was guided by god. then it would cost one dolla
>>45300369I'm just about to light up if you want to join
getting an adderall script soon
>>45300359>>45300360like do you want me to post my huge girthy cock and balls to prove it
>>45300358tyeah i will definitely do the bare minimum, thank u
>>45300354Zelda!
>>45300384i want to see that weird headless meat cylinder abomination
>>45300384not those anons but you can't win against my cockyou'll be overwhelmed by it
>>45300384What do you think?
>>45300394fuck you it looks like any other normal pp >:(
>cisgirl completely derails the gen and mogs everyone part 478
Sarah is a pretty princess
>>45300246Didn’t you lose your job over this?
>>45300406i'm literally a man
>>45300403can I get macdonalds?
How I sleep at night knowing im a disgusting monster who will never be loved
>>45300416too expensive
>>45300406Who is the cisgirl?! I’m tired of pretending these trannies pass!
>>45300422moms paying
>>45300358yeah the friend i was out with started being a complete ass and killed the vibe, hence why i left early and caught my second bout of harassment and now im home earlybought a bottle of wine, just want this shitty shitty awful night to be overjust want a hug rn
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kbWQzwwJ5jssit down. we're watching Casey Jones - Professional Engineer Nisutlin Bay Bridge Mess
>>45300401how would i know, im asking you about what you think
>>45299024>qottAll I feel is shame
TRIPS AND I POST COCK AND BALLS
why do people hate trannies so much. it’s not my fault i’m like this, i can’t help it>>45300424:(
>>45300403they always end up looking like one of these
>>45300428how many moms
Ok I took some pills and smoked some >>45300381I could feel you in spirit when I smoked mine :)
>>45300440Rolling for dawgy
What is a long term neet's life like?Like hasn't done anything since highschool and now they're 25
>>45300419*tucks you in*
>>45300236hugs r great i wish i had someone to hug T_T>>45300354pretty :Dcool cosplay!!>>45300436so glad i didnt pauliemode
>>45300414The mogging has to stop, whatever you are
>>453004461
>>45300449you want to see dawgy's cock and balls?
>>45300413I lost an opportunity to have a secret clearance job but I'm not too upset cuz it was the department of war and I'm not very fond of them>>45300430take it easy tonight and tomorrow and let yourself just exist!
i hate how this thread gets active on burger hours and fucking silent on europoor hours
>>45300456how big are her tits
>>45300464I’ve lost all respect for you
>>45300461yea T_T
>>45300447Glad I could help you warm up
Luring a chaser to my gingerbread house, feeding him lots to fatten him up and then eating him
>>45300461actually its like 1030 in England, perfect tim to be sitting alone on 4chan. probably why its active now.
>>45300461Euro times are often comfier but it's been so dead yeah
>>45300480i sit alone on 4chan from 07:00 to 00:00
>>45300477you can eat me ;)
>I’m a robot so I can do well in radiation unlike peopleAre the writers of game all about nuclear energy (fallout 4) absolutely retarded or something???
>>45300469
>>45300487Fallout lore makes no sense basically
>>45300487i mean isn't that how it would work irl kinda
today i will love my small boobs
>>45300477You don’t need them fat to suck all their cum out. You just have a fetish and using that as an excuse for your feederism.
>>45300487Have you the rest of the writing in fallout 4? There's your answer
>qt314 passoid won't leave apt>clockiest hon driving busffs
>>45300505Saw a miserable looking tranny bus driver near Seattle the other day. Just had a good laugh at her terrible pink hair.
damn this sector is pretty flying around looking at that blue nebula
>>45300508is that x4?
>>45300496yay samesies
>>45299621i'll kill you>>45300375yes >>45300393no IDIOT im the girlLink>>45300452ty <3
>>45300492I know it makes no sense but Jesus Christ>>45300495No circuits get shredded up in high radiation environments, and the more complex the more vulnerable. People on the other hand can last surprisingly long, though it’s our dna that gets shredded up, and in very high radiation environments we also still die fairly quickly as our cell walls and other linings that keep the many various fluid sacks in our bodies all start just leaking>>45300496This is my morning mantra>>45300499It’s really fucking bad, why are they putting these people in charge of massive games???
>>45300512I'm playing x3 Terran conflict. paranoid sector heavens assertion. I'll make it to 4 eventually
my cat is trying to knead my sensitive little gyno moobs rn and it hurts
I wish I could love someone's small boobs today
>>45300522giwtwm
Any trannies here have employable advanced degrees here? I need someone on my level.
wwyd if you hated being alive
>>45300519ermmm chat bpt is this trvue
Small titties and dump truck is S-Tier
why are experiences on dating apps so crushing for autistic people like me? how do normies make it to not kill themselves when using these apps?
>>45300530Smoke a lot of weed and drown out the noise
>>45300530smoke weed and cry in the shower
>>45300529define employable advanced degrees
>>45300519beepy mogs
Anxiety hitting hard, gaba-p and propranolol ain't doing shit like they never do
Dogs are better than cats, cats fucking suck
>>45300520https://voca.ro/1lo0bmpNIdb7
>>45300529mamo has a b.s. in mathematics from a top program ^_^for all the good its done me...
>>45300407ty ty <3
>>45300550did you try tiagabine
>>45300553Can i be your house husband while you go to work and do important stuff all day
>>45300460i shall :) no plans tomorrow other than doing a bit of uni work so ill just be chilling comfy, going to crack into this bottle of chardonnay now
Can I be a fairy princess
Any other chasers know that feeling when you find a hot tranny in the wild on like a normal dating app like hinge?I've tried using grindr to meet trannies but never even ended up meeting with any. It always feels so weird and dark. Like most of them are just clearly male freaks acting out a kink and when you do find an actual tranny they're like weird BBL prostitutes.Meanwhile if you swipe enough times on hinge you find the cute, skinny, barrista tranny with big glasses and shitty tattoos and she's kind of just a normal art ho type but happens to have a tiny estrogenized penis and you can just talk to her like a human and ask her to hang out like a normal woman
>>45300570i dont make enough for that and i have zero job security atm
I need to cook dinner :/
i used to fuck my own cereals
>>45300575your taste in video games sucks too much for that
>>45300547A degree beyond a bachelor's degree that gets you access to or advancement in a profession, ideally a JD, MD or PhD. >>45300553You're the exception. You're my large brained trophy wife. Having a BS that mogs most masters degrees is an extremely high social capital move.
>>45300487The robots are nuclear powered in fallout
>>45300590YOUR TASTE IN VIDEOGAMES FUCKING SUCKS!
You should order a drink before you start asking questions
>>45300406Who?
>>45300600i don’t think you’re really a mario fan
>>45300597waowidk ppl are often impressed by it but it hasnt done much for me career wise :p
Burying my face in claires big ass
bartender, I need an angel shot
>>45300577Still waiting for this too happen to me
>>45300597Licenses and degrees yes. I’m doing the old CNA to LPN to RN to BSN to MSN/Nurse practitioner route
>>45300606oh yeah, pal? Take a hike will ya
i'm a weird creepy male ngl
>>45300630name 10 marios jackass
Imagine thinking she's trans but she's just a cistwinkhon so you dip once you find out she has a clam
>>45300617cucked by a single letter :(
>>45300552x3 reunion was my first one and this next one x3 terran conflict. 4 is the most popular one. but yah story is kinda an afterthought in these games. the big part is just doing your autistic routines and building a fleet to conquer everything. I didn't play the first and second but after googling I realized 3 is the first time you get to see earth after your group of humans got trapped far away. and then on Terran conflict it felt good finally being at home in my own solar system and seeing the moon and earth again and our sun. this game certainly does not hold your hand and takes a while to figure out. the tutorial at the start is basically like "here's how you fly forward, and side to side and shoot your lasers, good luck figuring everything else out!"
>>45300534I don’t know much of anything about radiation hardened circuit design, but ai might be thinking about physical damage to the silicon itself, what I’m referring to is more about how high radiation cause bits to flip, circuits to switch incorrectly, corrupts memory, which can lead to a board shorting itself. And humans even when lethally exposed to radiation can last a while, because a lot of radiation poisoning at all but the most extreme levels only start killing sometime later, because your cells stop working once they can’t repair themselves anymore bc ur dna is shredded>>45300548Girlypop don’t even, i would kill to have your hips >>45300600I don’t think the synths are cause they don’t have a mini explosion like other robots do they just electric up when they die (the original quote was from nick valentine)
>>45300638shots fired
>>45300600not true
>>45300648no one wants used goods scottish troon bussy
>>45300636Mario Mario , Luigi Mario, Mario and sonic at the special olympics, Chris Pratt, Mario Lopez>>45300656Oh you talking fallout 4? Yeah that one has the writing of luke warm lamb chop >>45300660Learn your ABC’s little bro
>>45300630ghetto setup lol
>>45300671speak for urself blaire's hot
>>45300648It never amounts to anything, chasers will add me to get pics of my body and then dip out or they add me and ghost. Really cringe and unfortunate
wwyd if your girlfriend was a useless piece of shit
>>45300682Love her just the same
>>45300656regular microprocessors can work like usual with no issues at doses lethal to humans apparently, they only start malfunctioning at like 50 gray
>>45300653https://voca.ro/1kxM4QKuvIMS
>>45300673they're powered by love and friendship ^w^
>>45300682fuck her one more time then leave her
>>45300656but u have nice hips too! ur v pretty i wish i was as pretty as u
i was supposed to be on a caloric surplus to gain some mass but i've only had one real meal today and am in bed with hungry stomach :( fuck that's not how my butt will grow...>>45300597well i don't have a PhD but i hold an important position. there's a chance that i'm making €100k yearly in one year which is a lot in europe. but there's also a chance that i don't
>>45300704What is your hip measurement?
>>45300713idk its been a while since i broke out the measuring tape i dont think its good for u
>>45300631That's true
trannies will get themselves into an endless loop of complimenting each other
>>45300734that’s how women are dude
Would you date him
>>45300724are you a weird creepy male too can we be friends
>>45300627Good career path, it unfortunately we're in different places in life>>45300707I remember when I was starting work, my salary was 190k and a similar position at the same company in London was like 60k. 100k is impressive. Unfortunately, if you don't have an advanced degree, all of my friends will laugh at me for dating you.
fokker 70 is such a cute little jet T~T
>>45300721It's not good to obsess over it but it's ok to measure yourself every now and then. Why are you so secretive about that fat ass you have lol?
>>45300753fokk u mother fokker
i wish i could fuck with alcohol but so often it just makes sleepy and nauseous and have a headache
>>45300744Yes but I'm much weirder and creepier than you are and having creepy thoughts about you.
>>45300695I’m not an expert on this so I won’t speak as though I am one>>45300704Skin care routine (w glass skin serum), eye lash serum, I don’t just mug the camera when I take a picture—but thank you I appreciate it and you are pretty too and anyone j need to do a few things to look pretty
>>45300753i thought fokker stopped making planes like 100 years ago
rach is like that pervy old sage character you see in every anime
>>45300764Because you're underweight probably
>>45300749I’m a baby pretty much, I still have a lot to learn about the world :p
What would you do if your tranny told you to choke her and you ended up doing it so hard that you killed her
Thinking about her every single day. Prettiest girl in the world
i think i broke a dudes brain when i looked up at him and he saw my chin stubble
>>45300799best outcome
>>45300699yep. humans discovered a warp gate (probably made by some ancient alien race we never meet) opened up in the asteroid belt which allowed is to colonize to Galaxy and discover other alien races. then the ai we used to terraform plants for settling turns on us and no th Terran government bans ai and hates it. a fleet of humans got all the ai fleet to follow them through the warp gate away from our system and then blew up the gate trapping them far from home. on x3 that gate starts to work again suddenly and an entire Terran fleet appears and easily wipes out the ai fleet you were battling with a vengeance. then they stand guard by the gate and tell you to fuck off, no one comes to our system.
>>45300749i have a master degree and a bachelor from a past career for which i was also preparing a master degree. my current position would get be between 300k and 500k in the US but it's okay, i'm not really grinding for money. i'd like to retire early though but i'll probably rope before retiring
>>45300777i actually worked on fallout 4 as a screenwriter so what you said about us made me cry. by tge way
Report: Jensen Huang frequently posted on chasergen and got discord nudes from dozens of trannies
>>45300778u would think so right :Dthey were a very early aircraft manufacturer, they built some famous ww1 fighters for examplebut they actually stayed around til the 90s! they made a buncha passenger planes in the 20s, fighter planes in the 30s and 40s, and after the war they made several small passenger aircraft, a couple turboprops and a couple jets among other thingsthe fokker 70 was their last :(
Busted a nut when I looked up at her and saw her chin stubble
>>45300792i could benefit from gaining weight probably but I think I'm slightly above that threshold for being underweight
>>45300770we can be creepy weird male friends with creepy thoughts about each other
>>45300811Take the mones please
>>45300832You've always looked ana to me. You've had sunken cheekbones at times. Don't starve yourself.
>>45300826u autistic as fuck nigga
>>45300764That's just being over 30
>>45300764really sucks that its the only drug people are allowed to have legally
>>45300856You can get weed in most places now
>>45300812Good, ur writing could use a lot of work>>45300820It’s true, we had a bunch of sex way back when and he gave me this shirt and said I did really good on my internship and that he would recommend me to anyone I need a “job” [sic] from in the future
i hate being a broke careercel!!!!i wanna get surged up already T~T
>>45300749why are you friends with them
>>45300864You've got my nut surging up my dick and balls, sexy
>>45300836yes but how is it related to my post >>45300864you will be a rich mamo very soon, i can foresee it
>>45300874what tghe fuck>>45300880idk céleste T~Ti feel like i got in at the end, like the best is over
>>45300849l-leave her alone buddy! *growls menacingly*
>>45300865It's called being a high value male
>>45300810https://voca.ro/1hxpudShA4SD
>>45300863It’s one of my gym shirts these days
>>45300889I SAID YOU HAVE GOT MY NUT SURGING UP MY DICK AND BALLS, SEXY!!!!!!!!
>>45300811wtf, 500k a year? isn't that like corporate ceo or plastic surgeon tier
beer time
I want to tear up bpd's used gym clothes and chew on them for hours like chewing tobacco
>>45300842i just look like that because i have large prosthetic cheek implants dumbass>>45300856yuuupp
>>45300916I actually can't read. Do you mind calling me a dumbass in a vocaroo?
god i wish i never scarred up my arms and legs and tummy
>>45300915
>>45300901so cute. Where you got the shirt?
>>45300906Beer 4 a queer
Left- BeeRight- bronya
>>45300893waow
>>45300932I have actually no clue, idk tech company swag kinda just finds its way around in the valley, some of it is bc of where my parents have worked and some of it I have no clue
>>45300937fuck i hate being short
>>45300937huh
>>45300929no im lazy
>>45300942oh so you aren't a tech worker?
>>45300946Bee is 5'3 and bronya is like 6'4
>>45300943I love short girls so much bro you have no idea how hot they are
>>45300962in 2 years you will call me hot brick at best but certainly not hot... only girls over 6ft catch my eye
>>45300956Bronya is 5'10 which is the 6'4 of women but the 5'10 of men
>>45300675why is it ghetto :/
>>45300956One of the reasons you can tell bronya isn't a true twinkhon is that she'd look like shit at 6'4". Too fat in frame. A literal big back.
>>45300970Haha whatever you say Bronya
>>45300953No I’m a student rn studying education, but I grew up in silicon valley
something to consider about trannies and raytheon is that the people producing weapons of mass destruction also promote sexual gratification through the literal shit hole. end the wars
>>45300956eh but bee's wide shoulders make her appear the same size as bronya, they kinda counter the height difference
>>45300956But can either of them bench 375
>>45300985well you aren't gonna make bank in education... t. retired teacher. go ahead if you love that though and yes now i remember you mentioned next gens being fucked up and i answered. honestly it made me too depressed and i don't want to be first on the line to witness it. kids are truly getting retarded (mostly because of their retarded parents)
Bee I heard Bronya is secretly a Cryptojew. like they had after the Spanish Inquisition. you should investigate this
>>45300980>>45300956You can just keep your name on for this sort of thing
>>45300968You're a transbian. Don't want.
why does shelf-stable tofu come in different, incompatible sizes to normal tofu? I hate it here
>>45301008ok?
>>45301014i like hot people regardless of their gender and genitals
>>45301028its not real food
>>45300937May as well be that Peter griffin picture
>i like hot people regardless of their gender and genitalsis code for "i like women and guys that look like women who have absolutely no body hair or masculine features" btw
Do any of you subscribe to any good trannies on onlyfans? Looking to waste money before I’m sad, lonely, and horny. But mostly lonely.
>>45301051True and it's the second most common sexuality
>>45301053Hunnypaint
>>45301051or maybe they're just normal bisexuals
today i will love the scars
>>45301051no. it is true that i tend to like women more (but only tall women) because i am more acceptant in them not being fit. but a strong and lean guy with nice fair and hair can make me melt.
>>45301051I mean this more or less fits me, but it could also mean a genuine bisexual that likes both masculine and feminine people if they are objectively attractive
>>45300992Never noticed that personally
Remember that women are allowed to love to call the men they fuck daddy and getting choked during sex and to fantasize about being raped and it doesn't mean anything but it's VERY VERY BAD if you like shaved men and women!
nice face*and i don't like effeminate guys btw
someone's gotta pay for this
>>45301003Yeaaah, oddly though it’s my backup actually, I’m studying it in undergrad w a 4+1 program and then I’m intending on applying to law school, I’m worried about ai making certain kinds of entry level work efficient enough that it limits the field and makes things inordinately competitive, and I like working with kids and would even like to be a teacher so that’s my plan A and my folded in plan B
>>45301070you're allowed to do everything btw
like if you aren't more masculine than i am as a miserable repper how am i supposed to find you attractive
>>45301083Oh so what you're saying is that it's illegal to rob and steal and murder and pirate movies?
today i imagined my permanent forehead lump as a horn that was chopped off and it made me feel better about it
>>45301094huh
>>45301076at the current time i could not be able to give you a career recommendation in graduated fields because it seems like it's making new steps every day. i would blindly say get an important position or go into something extremely regulated. or start your own business.
>>45301108It’s exciting but nonetheless the uncertainty is disconcerting, frankly im not all that ambitious, I think I would be perfectly happy with a government job that had middling pay but good work life balance
I'm sick and I'm all by myself :(
>>45301106I used the wrong word. Killing myself.
>>45301074use a bigger knife. Chinese chef knife ideally >>45301123well, whatever suits you. frankly i wish i could be a housewife. maybe next lifei never had any ambition and i got there anyways despite telling everyone around me how much of a fraud i am but they refuse to see it.
Should I do something different with my hair
>>45301132What do you do now?
>>45301132ya I'm gonna really outfit myself soon once I'm set up permanently but for now I'm gonna leave behind a bunch of stuff so I'm being reticent. really looking forward to having a proper kitchen
>>45301139Perhaps posting a nude would give us all a better idea of the full story of what we’re working with
have you guys noticed how unbelievably bland Japanese food tends to be
>>45301145i don't want to get too much in details for obvious reasons>>45301149honestly my cooking leaned towards full Chinese style. One pot, one knife, they've got everything right.
(American voice): oi, why you lot reckon when you get a spot of jappy wappy cuisine it tastes what like it ain't got no flavor then innit lads?
What's a good career path right now?
>>45301150Nobody wants to see that
>>45301158when I first tried dashi no moto at home i was like holy shit this trash is overrated. it's literally >place>place, japani'm a chinamaxxer now.
>>45301165Gentle femdom mommy joi posting. It pays well, but traditionally you start out posting them for free to get exposure
>>45301164>American>oi>innit>lads???
nini
>>45301178night mamo>>45301165unironically onlyfansif i lose my job i will whoremaxx.
Japanese street food...
>>45301150i agree
chasers would you smell your tranner's butthole right after she pooped or are you a coward?
>>45301184my butthole on the left
>>45301162Fair enough>>45301166Me and twink flag do, umm bc we both are so invested in making sure you get the most optimal hair cut possible of course and no other reason
starting a crusade against japanese "cuisine"
I am very insecure about my intelligence and my autistic tranny constantly makes me feel dumb
i can't believe i used to be a weeb when China exists, it's fucking retarded
humble beginnings...>>45301162ya I really like Chinese food. delicious & so fun to cook>>45301158choid says that it's the only cuisine he thinks is genuinely better in its country. I wouldn't know but it's what he says...>>45301178goony!!
>>45301198at least you have the bigger dick right?
>>45301193I think it's supposed to go in
>>45301206damn i wish i had a wok
>>45301206Person from country where food tastes like nothing likes food from other country where food tastes like nothing
>>45301211i was too rough with it :(
>>45301212you gotta get a wok>>45301215person who's never had Swedish food
>>45301212I'm sure common kitchen utensils are hard to come by in the hellscape of France
>>45299024qott: Honestly no. And I do think I probably should be. Like I do quite a lot of stuff that I would like to be more ashamed of I have a foul mouth and a quick temper and I'm very childish at times. but idk I like myself a lot I don't know how else to put it. i can't stay mad at me
>>45301221i have induction cooktop and even with gas it's not as good as a woke stove
>>45301220Shame on me for trying to separate sobe from a contrarian take, but even plenty of Swedish people have a good sense of humor about their food
anon why aren't you shopping? don't you know how bad the economy is right now?
Separation of Sobe and state. Yes or no?
i'm always ashamed of everything
>>45301235i spent money at Ikea today and bought a body cream :O
>>45301235you…do your own shopping?
I really hate when people ghost me when I try to talk to them, makes my BPD brain freak the fuck out.
I think real stimulants should be sold at every store.
i think there are rats in my walls
>>45301246Boymoding
>>45301235I'm shopping. I'm rich. Richer than you. Richer. Richer. Richer. Bitch. Die bitch. I'm winning. DIE and I'm having one tiny lick on that hole.
what's your fursona
>>45301233you will never take my this from me
>>45301264raccoon
Florence and the machine spectrum remix blasting in the pub outside my window maybe these Londoners aren't so bad after all. >>45301205oh that's just trend cycles. Japan was in fashion about ten years ago. after that it was Korea and now it's China. in a few years it'll probably be Japan again and all the heisei nostalgia over there right now will be exported. I do like the heisei retro stuff in fairness it's all the things I like best about Japan. but it would be cooler if we all got really weird about Vietnam or something instead. guess it depends how the politics go in America I can see it being a countercultural angle because of, you know. the war. Vietnam board of tourism hire this tran I have ideas let's get banh mi on every street corner and every white lady's cat named goi cuon
>>45301264Bear
>>45301245They don't sell body cream at IKEA. this faggot is larping shopping!!! get her!!!>>45301246No not me I just live off shit I find in the office I mean all of you>>45301263Before or after I die. Because before is much easier from a legal standpoint
there is no war
>>45301284i need you
>>45301264a big fat Scottish lard ass
>>45301284mine would be a rat probably
>>45301287noooooooooi got it from amazon :x
>>45301279Ten is too conservative the peak of Japan obsession was even earlier than that by ten years ago kpop was already really seriously taking off. I'm just old so everything in the rearview mirror is much further away than it appears
>>45301303Ok so you hate minorities
my life has no value
>>45301313Celeste is a minority!
>>45301317You're right, it's priceless
I’m a minority cuz ain’t no other bitch like me
>>45301287It doesn't matter. Maybe before. Just one lick and then you're gonna do the same to me because it's about respect. It's about love and respect. In my culture.
>>45301323I’m always saying this
>>45301331did you see my post about our date ?
chasers would you date a sensitive young man
>>45301313that's some extrapolation like i've never seen one before :O
>>45301336Nobody wants to date you. You're 15 and you smell like shit. Go fuck yourself.
tranny would you be rough with my hole
>>45301195ok here it goeshttps://imgur.com/a/KbxgLfR
Watching gore videos with my tranny
>>45301344nuh uh you're lying
i smell like shit too
>check out my ex tranner's bluesky>it's literally just retarded Bronya-tier schizo shitposts14k posts of nonsense
I wish I could live in the 1300s or 1400s
focus!
>>45301364slayyy
>>45301356You reek of shit. That's why you're known as poopfaggot in your polish village. DISGRACE. Die now. Die instantly. Please die.
>>45301320Because she's French or because she's short. I don't do intersectionalism she's either one or the other>>45301330What culture is that>>45301337I would NEVER purchase on Amazon. Although apparently I get free prime through my job. I wonder if it includes the real housewives add-on...>>45301364now why am I in it
poop flag
>>45301293I'm happy that I'm appreciated
>>45301368Mushrooms dont focus they tap into the mycelium
>>45301382i smell like gardenias or perhaps jasmine actually
>>45301385could I have your free prime account then?
>>45301393kisses you
>>45301397i need to grape so bad
>>45301353It's actually just ffs
>>45301397You smell like human feces. Poop flag.
>>45301410what the flip dude...
it's very late. good night gang
>>45301334The one where I walked out and you spent an egregious amount of money on ur food?
>>45301414It had to be said. You are so retarded and boring. And gay. Die. Die instantly.
>>45301423why do you hate me :((
Entire vinyards of grapes in a polish womb
>>45301421I spent an egregious amount of money on OUR food
>>45301426I have always hated you. We've been over this before. Fuck you bitch
>>45301402A hug would be nice too
>>45301404i'm impossible to grape
>>45301414Is one of your little school friends here messing around with you?
>>45301352Hmm could use some fluff, also would consider accessorizing w a top hat and perhaps also a scarf to rly frame your head, do you have mittens by chance?
>>45301399You may have nothing. Get your own sellout job you bohemian waster
*points to your lap* is this seat taken
>>45301440It would be so easy, too easy in fact
>>45301430I don't know if a bill primarily composed of piña coladas can really be considered food
Where my hug at?>>45301430Once you threw up on me and the chicken parm it stopped being mine
>>45299024>QottYou have no idea, it will be a gift when I'm gone
>>45301435uh huh you're the gay homo faggot guy who said he'd hatefuck me hehehghe. but i still don't understand why you hate me
>>45301447Yes bitch hop off my dick for once in your fuckin life
I want 6 rum and coke zeros
>>45301439what about both at the same time? and maybe we see who falls asleep first before letting go?
mtfg 2 up in here god DAMN
>>45301447*squeezes your cock lifts your shirt and bites your nipple* I'm going to make you a woman
>>45301455it was just a damn sneeze!! I didn’t throw up!! It was totally still edible >>45301454…>>45301446what is this image who are these people
>>45301453it's impossible because i'd want it which means it wouldn't be rape
Cringe
>>45301466I could really go for a rum and coke zero
>be me>be man>enter general>girls suddenly calm downall whores to testosterone I see
>>45301446wtf is that image
*taps your butthole* hello?
>>45301459Because you're retarded and boring. You're annoying. I hope you have a terrible night. I hope you get sick with a fever and diarrhea. I want you to suffer. I hate you. Die. I'm leaving now. You pathetic faggot cunt
>>45301489chill unc
>>45301489This sounds a little feminine, are you a tranny?
>>45301485We're not open, this is a chaser butthole
>>45301502open the hole. stop having it be closed.
goodnight
Would you fart on it?
>>45301502Niggers have gone insane
>>45301508Goodnight grape princess
>>45301512Larp
Slept most of the day award. It’s a massive design flaw that we need to sleep thru should patch that
>>45301515prince*
>>45301467Don't think I give up easily
>>45301524Good. Daddy's precious prince.
>unc is badit's over
>>45301507This is youhttps://youtu.be/pFSFw0gAu9Y
diet coke is better than coke zero in every way
>>45301477You can identify every single person in that image you fucking liar
>>45301540show hole?
bf who AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>45301484I can't stop thinking about it
Taylor Swift is transgender she had the barbie surgery to be smooth down there
>>45301540actual retard
>>45301545raptured mid post. any other sinners still around should we roll for the loot drops
>>45301540Except for every way
>>45301540isn't it famously almost the exact same product but diet coke is marketed to women and coke zero is marketed to men
Mommy wants Dramatical Murder: ReCode…
>>45301568they taste pretty dissimilar
>>45301574there's definitely a flavour difference don't get me wrong. like I would never put lemon in a coke zero
>>45301544ok )o(>>45301568diet coke tastes better to me
>>45301568Coke zero is supposed to taste more similar to regular Coke, and I think the caffeine content might be slightly different.
>>45301545I'm the bf and I'm post-orgasm knob polishing this poster
>>45301533i will laugh at you if you say that
>>45301580It’s the other way around
>>45301543I can but who are they dressed as
I LIKE DR PEPPER
bf who watches ewu with me
Mildly concerned about the last deadlift I did at the gym and how it made my lower back feel
>>45301550i actually cant either. is that taylor swift as byakuya cause thats perfect
Diet Coke has a lower sugar content and a lower caffeine content. Coke Zero has no sugar and uses aspartame
>>45301593Oh ok
>>45301601diet coke has no sugar
>>45301545
creepy incel gooner bf
>m-muh asexualitly>m-muh lesbianwho careschaser cock, ratehttps://files.catbox.moe/ig0373.png
real ugly one today :/
>>45301608Really? I was just making an educated guess I didn’t actually know that
>>45301585I don't mind
>>45301619Kill yourself, I wanted to see penis
I don’t drink soda well I do that’s the problem if I get it I drink all the soda it’s too delicious. I have no self control if it’s in the house I want soda now
>>45301617This could be me but I only goon once a week...
>>45301622Is that chicken or tofu sobe
>>45301601aspartame is the best artificial sweetener though. Diet Coke uses sucralose which sucks ass and tastes like dogshit
Serial television format where I improve the life of a random tranner who crosses my path over the course of a year just enough so they won’t kill themselves before releasing them into the wild in the season finale
>>45301639tofu. mapo tofu!
>>45301639sobe is a person not tofu
>>45301640They should make a coke with stevia
>>45301622holy mapo...I knew I liked you soberta
>>45301642ware you gonna do the the go on get we don't want you 'round no more bit?
>>45301646I also like my mapo tofu way too soupy. Let's have sex.
>>45301640This is true
I really hope I can sort some stuff out and get ffs with keojampa>>45301540So not true>>45301554This however is true, she told me
>>45301651Kiss my fat nuts you racist sex pest sissy
league of legends 2 is actually real wtf
>>45301646So it was you schezuan posting the entire time. Nils is one lucky dude.
>>45301662I bet they are tiny and shriveled
>>45301593No it's notDiet variants are older and always taste off and like aspartame, zero variants are made to taste as close to the original as possible with newer blends of artificial sweetenersSome people just like the aspartame taste
Mfw twink flag's 'dad' walks into the kitchen.
>>45301675why are chasoids so often pedo?
>>45301675I'm his dad and also his bf
>>45301596gf who watches old tcap with me
>>45301663It looks cool I’m excited
>>45301579Performative>>45301580Mark
i wish i had some pizza
>>45299024>qott: aren't you ashamed?lol nice way to start
>>45301594Danga Ronba>>45301600every single one of them is like wait.. but literally... AB as toko is like cosmically karmically transcemdent
>>45301670
Never seen someone get fat of fruit snacks b4, so that’s why I eat so many of them
>>45301628no one ever cares about cock in these generalsif there are enough I might start taking again cock pics
>>45301694he cooked you, tubby
>>45301622It is NOT UGLY!!! apologise to your mapo tofu IMMEDIATELY
>>45301658fuck off chud. Never respond to me
>>45301697Trannies are not short of cock pics
>>45301700>they replied
>>45301695You never see an old man eating a twix
I miss cockposting it was fun, but I dont do it anymorenot afraid of jannymy bush just got too crazy because im seeing if I can make a pube longer than my penisit is like barely worth the effort these days ig im working on my project
tauren boyfriend
>>45301686I'm gonna buy some
>>45301707>doomp it>[DELETED]
>>45301647this is true>>45301653hehe it's my favorite thing to cook>>45301657I usually make it thicker. I don't want to have sex with you>>45301666I don't think I've made any Chinese food for him yet unfortch... maybe this December but then I'll just be leaving a bunch of doubanjiang & crap at his place to go bad>>45301701no I fucked up the tofu badit's terrible
>>45301706right. like i get accused of transbian mate guarding for it but every time a chaser loudly announces they will no longer be gooning to trannies or whatever I can't help but be like ok bye! lmfao
>>45301685Hoe>>45301691ikr it makes so much sense with the homophobia personality switch thing.....
>>45301716i would get pepperoni pineapple with an extra marinara on the side to dip the crust intowhat pizzer are you getting
Grok give me a list of chocolate bars that don't have dick veins on them
hunter schafer is gonna be the bladerunner and show boobs and everyone will like it
>>45301725>transbian mate guarding>does it anyway
>>45301729Better to be safe and just get a Zero bar
>>45301706that makes sense>>45301725here have some male attention
>>45301729any regular flat milk chocolate bar that breaks up in squares
>>45301697Please?>>45301698>>45301705Why are you guys being mean to me, I literally didn’t know that about Diet Coke and Coke Zero and I just didn’t know what to type :(
Women are always talking about how they've seen enough nudes and they don't need more nudes, but no man would ever say this. This is because men enjoy sex more than women and have higher sex drives than women. Men have higher sex drives than women because sex is less risky for them.
>>45301724it is perfect because it is full of love and seasonings. if you're rude to food you'll never cook it good again you have to love it even more when you mess up. It is known>>45301726RIGHTTTT I love her homophobic / fujo dynamic it's genuinely my favourite part of her writing it's so compelling... it says so much about society...
>>45301725>they will no longer be gooning to tranniessamethe porn got lame there's nothing good outthere needs to be a tranny porn crash
I swapped ordinary porn for dm lewdsNever looked back
cant do dm lewds because I have no allegiance to anyone
>>45301745>Please?I posted cock before maybe itt or the previous onesfw thosaving the nsfw for begging girls
>>45301751women do generally have a lower sex drive. however most men sending pics are not attractive so no one would want that. would be like if you were spammed nudes by ugly chicks and one cute one
>>45301760Crazy that I used to get off to trannies I wasn’t sexually harassing
I fw ugly chicks
>>45301767Men wouldn't mind that as much as women mind it because men's standards are lower. Men's standards are lower because sex is much less risky for men, and having more sexy increases the chances of passing on your genes.
>>45301768that's a good post
>>45301768I love her for her money
Knuckle deep inside a tranny while you press on her prostate through her tranny stripe
>>45301777hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
It is time
>>45301768Chasers say this all the time, but no one listens due to what I like to call "epistemic misandry"
Epsteinemic misandry
>>45301727Just a frozen pepperoniI like sausage with jalapeno and red onions when I get delivery
>>45301725I feel like the dynamic here has definitely changed a lot>>45301793you're not ugly though?
>>45301802im so jelly
Warlock in my party named chastity locksoul
Sometimes the most stressful part of family drama is being expected to pick a side.
Epistolic missionary
>>45301811I pick your backside iykwim booty queen
>women are vile whoresto no one's surpirse
>>45301820
>>45301806you don't know that
>>45301817Yeah I guess so, ill just keep being as neutral as possible in my current predicament. But im glad you have one of my sides covered.
>>45301806it has for sure I think the janny crackdown transformed the gen pretty dramatically. meh. failure to adapt is failure to survive
>>45301826Fat people eat so much how do they not get sick?
>>45301811There is lots of that in mine it’s like a political intrigue novel accept who can fuck each other out of inheritance. I always spy and report back
>>45301768I want to put this person's teeth in so bad
>>45301826mtfg transbian has arrived
I thought it would be funny to avatarfag as bronya so I saved a bunch of pictures then they started really banning people for /soc/posting so now I just have like 30 pictures of bronya for no reason
>>45301830It's disappointing that family issues never seem to resolve themselves. I remember being a kid thinking things would be different once I was an adult but the drama issues never end it seems. My family is like this too.
One of the princess trannies on my socials needs to post something I’m exhausted of talking to the slut trannies
Bronya I made you frozen pizza and air fryer tater tots
>>45301857can i have all of that instead please
>>45301710I’m gonna eat so many Twix so I don’t get old>>45301751Men generally don’t know how to take photos people want
I whonder how many sluts browse this generalplease say "me" so I can have a census
>>45301859will you be my friend?
>>45301863me
Genuinely what the fuck
>>45301864until i finish eating AT LEAST
>>453018701 week of friendship per tot
>>45301827Im not gonna ask for pics, I'm just going to rely on my power, you are not ugly>>45301834its unfortunate, it does feel very "discord" now which is whatever, it feels like a retarded statement but thats how it reads to meanyway jan has got me phone posting because ip changes are so easy, not been banned, but im prepared to face god at any momentim surprised that one thread went to like 1.5k replies. one thing I've noticed is a lack of fresh posters but I have a feeling that's site wide to a point, I wonder if this is the case in gaygen or if the janny just hates us in particular
>>45301841Yeah im just the caretaker. Family always come to me like im a therapist.>>45301846Entire family appreciates me so I don't have any negative relations.
Hello, I need a cute tranny to cum on a pizza for me to eat.
>>45301890That's disgusting.
>>45301896pizza isn't that bad
>>45301900I like white garlic sauce pizza. Have they instead.
Won’t a manly guy make emasculate me in a way that is for me masochistic and also I fetishize this happening
>>45301886That is annoying to deal with don’t let it be so one sided make sure you lean on them too if they are gonna do it you might as well get something back
Precum doesn't taste that bad
>>45301910Let's jerk off to agp content together
Cum should have bleach in it so that it would be easier to clean my bathroom
>>45301912I've never tasted it
>>45301917(Looking out the window) That’s not what I’m doing. I’m doing something else.
>>45301924Give it a shot its very inoffensive
>>45301910Getting in my car right now, wait for me
Divorced dadmaxxing currently
>>45301881what was it like before? what about it is "discord" now? asking genuinely
FOMO has me fucked up
>>45301911I do get something very useful for managing stress from my father. Its actually a mostly peaceful day when neither of them are in the house.
>>45301929Do me
would you date a tranny that didn't make precum
>>45301940Is this the ascension that looksmaxxers speak of?
>>45301960yeah I have enough precum for both of us
She used to not make precum and now she makes a lot
>>45301970how
Mercury kicks ass
>>45301956I’m sorry you are caught in between the drama it’s not fun at all. I couldn’t live with my family it would drive me nuts
>>45301982the metal or the planet
>>45301944everyone was a lot more cumbrained ig but it was fun, and it was allowed, vibes were a bit less dismal, there was a bigger variety of posters, but still regulars, where now it feels like only regulars. it was just more carefree but now it feels like a specific janny has their eye on this place specifically, it feels like a controlled discord with the same people in it every dayas I said though, this could very well be site wide, after the 2025 hack, but it feels like we've dropped posters while also lacking new posters to make up for it aside from the odd mtfg stragglerlike there's not really many people "chasing" here now. but people are getting bans for posting their discord so that'll happen
>>45301951What're you missing out on?
>>45301970She’s loading up her cannons yeah she’s gonna take a shot
>>45301982They say it keeps you alive forever
>>45301994Lately, what am I not.
>>45301991The band
>>45301987yes they can at times drive me crazy. Still love them.
>>45301993i see. thank you
Oh shit, monster hunter ascendance gameplay
Chaser to cuddle and fall asleep with
>>45302053i need a hunter for my ascendant monster
>>45302054come sleep with me qt
>>45302065Bet
https://youtu.be/uOnjuIb1TWY
Can someone tell me what a demifemale is?
>>45302072cool*cuddles**accidentally haves sex with you*whoops haha
>>45302108It's some form of faggot
>>45302108>he doesn't know about the laws in palestineis that pic on purpose irony or what
>>45302114I think it's a straight leaning bi woman with a vagina
Tranner gf to bedrot with and occasionally pet
Does it feel good to touch and be touchedDo you think I'm fucked up for not knowing
>>45302108>Simple: semi woman. Like partially woman.>Reframed: Demigods arent fully human and arent fully gods. They are in the middle. >Poltitical version : Like being center-left or center-right
>>45302140you're not fucked up but it does feel heavenly to me
>>45302125>woman with a vaginaFooken desgustang
Should I go see Drive? I've never seen it. But I have a bit of a celeb crush on Ryan Gosling.
how do English people say basement? someone on this video commented the English actor playing a new Yorker slipped their accent in on basement
https://youtu.be/c4j9Z9bwBBU?si=eOsP4wXShyTiU3Hk
>>45302094This is beautiful the saxophone is particularly gorgeous it’s sad and so beautiful just like everything special in this world. If you are a tranner I could fall in love with you over this
https://voca.ro/1iGZe8ajbiZg
Good morning asexual anonGood morning pichuGood morning mouseGood morning bronyaGood morning sealGood morning wimoGood morning mamoGood morning wulfimGood morning euiGood morning henryGood morning nonakaGood morning cibiGood morning NewFoundMarioFan2026 !!EAHocCczzO0
>>45302156Epic post
>>45302156Why am I not included??? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/N8gqEM-icRY?si=bgjxa0DHOgpKXHEP
>>45302146I wanted to try to match to ask if they were trans and had a cock and then say, oh, not interested when she said afab
>>45302148Yes, good soundtrack too.>>45302156morning -e>>45302154Sharing is caring :]
>>45302179Based as fuck
>>45302156"Good morning incelposter">>45301809Wiped us four times btw
I wish I had irl chaserbros to shoot the shit with The bros treat my chaser escapades like a fun curiosity
>>45302182https://voca.ro/1fzqtQqaKKKD
>>45302154Stop thinking about the jews while panhandling, stay on your grindset
how does it feel to know the hunter schafer mogs us
>>45302196The ending was very funny.
>>45302153im glad u enjoyed it :). heres another song you might like, but the whole album is amazing u should give it a chancealso yes i am a trannerhttps://youtu.be/yjC4qXiBRu4
>>45302215My tranner mogs her
Any chasers itt who aren't homeless but just so happen to only record vocaroos outside?
>>45302211https://voca.ro/14gj62pEqCjQ
Imagine not having a car
>>45302239I sold my car to get to Seattle lol.Don't need one anymore, public transit is so good.
>>45302235Get this man into detox and a halfway house immediately
>>45302235Say some slurs in public for us king
>>45302246There's like 4 or 5 cities in the entire fuck-huge country where that's a viable option, more power to you
https://voca.ro/1mIlffCe3ich
@twinkchanWe need you, queen
Where's the girlcock? I need it!
how many chasers do you think started because they saw hunter schafer's bulge in euphoria
I do be loving girlcockI go on walks all the time but never once thought to shitpost to cg while doing it
https://voca.ro/14SARCI2sU7f
Crazy how he sounds like a 14 year old white nerd but he's actually a 41 year old mexican nerd who is a person of unhoused condition
>>45302274YN's probably did, yeah Back in my day it was seeing "traps" in 2009 on 4chan and learning that being trans is a normal thing that normal cool people do and not just a comedy movie trope or porn category
punisher season 2 episode 11, the reporter lady wants to look at some bodies and tells the doctor guy sh would owe him big time, and there is this exchange of words and she looks like she is mentally preparing herself to sleep with this guy, but then later you see she is barefoot and its revealed he asked for her heels. lucky dude. ide do the same thing if it was Deborah Ann woll.
https://voca.ro/181zsu8R9xFe
>>45302257Surprisingly the state of Utah has pretty decent puiblic transit. If I was ever going to Ogden from Salt Lake City, I'd do it via public transit.
asmongold might genuinely be mentally retarded. not as an insult calling him dumb, but literally clinically mentally retarded. either that or he's a damn good actor
WTB tank gf
>>45302302It's not that deep he's just evil
>>45302222I’m gonna give the album a listen I really like that first song since it’s about limerence. That’s something I have found I’m prone to if you can’t tell. The second is very pretty too thank you
This mfer definitely simps for nick fuentes
>>45302302He's 100 IQ. You're spoiled from living in a city, but only highly intelligent people survive in cities. Most people are about as smart as asmonbald
>>45302283yn's as in young niggas?
Need to remember what that ethical chaser podcast with 3 black dudes was
https://voca.ro/1gRecTnI2Jm1
>>45302313that might help being relatable to a bigger audience if you're on the same level as them. its crazy how differently people can think and see the world. my thinking would probably be alien to myself even 10 years ago.
>>45302326Good impression of yourself
Decaying rat alarm clock
Watching someone review the cruiseship I'm going on
>>45302310enjoy :) youre gonna love The Place Where He Inserted the Blade lol
>>45302332https://voca.ro/18mygTDkx039
Real
Blaire white met her first boyfriend on 4chanhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sRgOkuJiLsY
why are there no trans women in Africa
>>45302358There are
>>45302358Last trad continent
>>45302354Who cares? That bitch is insane.
Any bogged hsts chuds looking for a daddy?
Do you think I could date blaire white
>>45302370I do. shes pretty hot
>>45302379No, I think her type is ultra gay face low bf% repper chuds
>>45302379you'd have to fight Alex Jones for the right
https://voca.ro/1lUMP1IeuO2m
Why's there no Blaire Black?
Do you think I could date Hitler?
>>45302391Roachinald won't like this
>>45302393Ftm Hitler only
>>45302379You could've been the guy caught cheating on her
>>45302235I'm glad you're standing up for Black Jews
https://voca.ro/16uojg6HefCd
Gotta say I really prefer asmrchan vocaroo cold-posts
>>45302420you’re not a fan of methed out homeless people?
Remember when that one Gavin guy shoved a buttplug up his ass on cam to own the libs
It's pronounced cutter, chud
Jim is a lucky man
>>45302341I like bread song this band slaps what a gem to find I wasn’t expecting this tonight
>>45302437SEXY RECTANGULAR 30+ TRANNIES WITHFULLYFUNCTIONALPENISES
mark and sick boy in trainspotting are so fuckable fuckkkkkalso i got this todaycommunism will winlove you leftist choids
>>45302440yah you get it
Ranking cg trannies by cum volume
>>45302412https://voca.ro/1nWzXzn9H4Tn
>>45302451Typea shit I'm putting my 18 yo tranny dad on at thanksgiving
>>45302437Me and her height differenceExcept for I'm hot and she's an ethereal waifish elfmoder
>>45302306no I just watched a video of him and he seems like he has genuine cognitive deficiencies, he has the behavior and mannerisms of a 6 year old>>45302313you might be right now that I think about it
>>45302458imagine trying to explain this sentence to Thomas Jefferson
Being anti-israel is normal but being this weird fucker is not
Pizza is bakedTime to get down
>>45302477can i have a slice please
>>45302477are you the one who said you wanted pizza hours ago?
guys they are adding a new character to slay the spire 2
>>45302439<3their other two albums are great as well
Fuck yes. So I was playing GG Strive, and for the past few weeks I've been running into this guy playing Unika, who is hyper aggressive, and I couldn't tea bag them. They'd always teabag before a wall break on me. After weeks, I beat them 2-0, and tea bagged back. Fucking asshole.
>>45302482>>45301686
>>45302491Gay Guy Strive
>>45302498no i am thos one >>45302478
>>45302482No I'm the one who bought frozen pizza>>45302478Okay
>>45302502yay!
>>45302437Idk he has to look like that every day and be a retard
>>45302496ai generated
>>45302496Calm down Pring
>>45302508yah but I look like a rtard and don't have a pretty gf
Drug that makes you a passoid but also makes your dick bigger and shoot ropes that make a pisslike sound when they hit a surface because your loads are so big and powerful
cokey cola
>>45302442noticed that commies treat communism like a fashion accessory more than an ideology
Drug that makes you a passoid and nothing else happens because that would be weird
https://voca.ro/17FDgwVWKonN
>>45302442Love you too.
>>45302499Boo! The joke with Guilty Gear is Guilty Queer.>>45302511It wasn't funny last night,a nd it's not funny now.
>>45302517reverse of that. a drug for chasers that makes you tall and handsome but shrinks your dick
drug that makes me have a big cuddly bf
>>45302533hey
Drug that makes you a passoid and makes you splurt big goopy ropes during prostate orgasms
>>45302536hiiiii
I never understood why Pring likes Hitler so much anyway. I asked but she just kept saying shit in german
Society full of women who look like they peed their pants but they just can't stop busting ropes from my passoid nut drug and also they reek like cum
slayershirt is the only funny poster here
i'm so right now
choid to cuddle and not do anything sexual with
im bored of tripping
>>45302556Yeah same.
>>45302451The ADL was formed to advance the social & political interests of Jews in America, of which almost all of them are Ashkenazi. I'm not sure that most of his donors know or care about Ethiopian Jews.
>>45302561See you next Fall.
>>45302555Bee?
>>45302556I'm trying to get that way but I have too much of a tolerance
>>45302566lol
wwyd if i showed up at your doorstep covered in vaseline from head to toe
>>45302574wwjd?
>>45302557An afab pulled this on me when I was 18 and it irreparably fucked me up
>>45302557Is pressing my erect cock into your asscrack while we cuddle considered sexual?
>>45302524rapes you
>>45302574I would not try to apprehend you because you would slip away
is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>45302578What happened?>>45302582Maybe…
>>45302574throw you down the lawn like a bowling ball on a slip n slide
I yearn for the 50mg zyn
>>45302556
>>45302591You would like that. No point in denying it.
Ciggie time
>>45302597Can't you put in two?
>>45302604can u share please
>>45302564https://voca.ro/12EQHBby89uh
>>45302600>-4Eoof, unlucky streak?
Has anyone seen asexual anon?>>45302610We had a run of bad coin flips, went from 8 or 9 E to -4 very quickly. These things happen but we'll recover
>>45302490I really liked that song you mentioned it’s relatable. Tell me a little about yourself where do you live?
>>45302619do a flip for me now :D
>>45302601It’s nothing sexual though!
What do yall know about corvax
>>45302621Did 2 because I forgot last post. Two headsWe're almost up
>>45302609Okay then explaining away Jewish crimes and blaming them on Black people thenEither way Greenblat isn't paid to care about them is all I'm saying.
i hate being too depressed to do anything
>tfw really sleepy>tfw really hornyfap or sleep
>>45302628Jerking it always helps me sleep.
>>45302627Same but at least I'm high enough now to play videogames
>>45302620im south american so im a million miles away unfortunately :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RloZHFC52nYfind a YouTube vid from a random person posting a short clip of Blair's feet, scrolled down and surprised to see she replied. just correcting their video title, but still cool. wish more celebs would do that
>>45302626https://voca.ro/1o6eE8X14XfA
>another night with no pichu gfI guess it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8m0mMDpHw
>>45302647Okay, I guess Greenblat is just hypocritical then
>>45302645That’s always how it goes here
like every celeb has trans kids. this is statisticly odd
>>45302664countries? there's your answer
>>45302651bro you gotta get some better tastethink of me as one of the men or something and go for a better woman here. mouse for instance
>>45302664You're just a schizophrenic who doesn't understand statistics. There's help out there.
>>45302662yup unfortunately
>>45302670my taste is perfectpichu wife for mecuddling and hugging
>>45302651she's pretty and nice but I've taken the brunt of her schizophrenia and it's terrible
>>45302658https://voca.ro/10531nO5GsD7
>>45302677im not schizophrenic
>>45302684
>>45302677>>45302688>jealous of pichuevrytiem
>>45302684uh you've talked about hallucinations and hearing voices and you have extreme paranoia
>>45302684You're definitely a schizophrenic.
did you guys know Bee is 5'3?
>>45302688>>45302694>>45302700do you know how debilitating schizophrenia is? people who have it can't really function in society. you can't hold down a job or do basic life tasks a lot of the time with schizophrenia. sure im a mess but i have a job and live on my own and take care of a cat without major incidents getting in the way. it's very unlikely i have schizophrenia.
hey anons, im really sad. my dad told me im not allowed to date a t girl i was talking to. now I must go cry
>>45302657Good onehttps://youtu.be/jgyl_LBdcxo
>>45302715aren't you like 43
Holding her tight and kissing her neck freckles
>>45302678The ADL is doing all this?
>>45302717going waa;y back
>>45302722no but I'm old enough that I shouldn't care I suppose>>45302684they say that about everyone they dislike. it's an easy thing to insult someone on, or they call you a sissy if you're a guy. just mudslinging at it's finest
>>45302711people here are usually really mean only because they want to hurt othersdon't fall for their shit, I've seen it multiple timesso you don't have to prove anythingI'm the pichu bf poster btw
>>45302711there are varying levels of disability. It's very bizarre for someone experiencing your systems to not be on lithium and other drugs
>>45302711What my friend has schizophrenia and functions just fine.
>>45302738>my friendanon...
>>45302711>do you know how debilitating schizophrenia is? You can barely leave your house without having a panic attack. That's pretty debilitating. >>45302731Telling someone to get help for their serious mental health condition is not being mean.
>>45302738that's because some people are "schizophrenic" and some are schizophrenic.
>>45302731I'm not being mean I just don't understand why she isn't on a strict drug regimen with those symptoms
>>45302715You have to be 18 to post here
hey anons, how can a guy slowly be friends with a girl here, just do friend things like play games together, chit-chat, and watch animu together and slowly build a relationship from that? im too old so i fugured the friend to relationship path makes the most sense
>>45302715rick im feeling sad today can you post a twerk vid
>>45302752how old are you?
>>45302753nah, i stopped using magic booty cream on my butt so it deflated into a sad balloon.sorry you're feeling glum today ol chum, want to tell daddy rick all about it? have a seat my pal>>45302748im 30
>>45302738have they been diagnosed officially or did they self-diagnose? i can't speak on your friend but personally, most of the people ive met with "high functioning schizophrenia" end up just being self-diagnosers using the label because it's unique and quirky. people like them are why i don't believe in unofficial diagnoses anymore.>>45302744exactly, if i went around calling myself schizophrenic id be one of the trenders i can't stand.>>45302734it's really expensive to see someone who can prescribe strong meds so i just get by on lexapro.
>>45302752befriending someone for the purpose of acquiring a romantic relationship with them later on is offputting for several reasons so i dont recommend this
>>45302761>too old>"im 30"I'm a mummy
>>45302744I don't know what that would even mean. >>45302764He's been diagnosed. He hears angels. Not so much anymore at least lol. He's medicated well and has good support.
>>45302771>>45302771New
>>45302728You want waay back?https://youtu.be/1j73UBYjY74
>>45302764Do you have insurance? Psychologists are absolutely required to be covered under federal law. So at most you have a copay.
You people are crazy to just immediately assume my friend is pretend schizophrenic. Get off twitter lol
>>45302662sorry btw i wasnt trying to waste your time
>>45302765yeah i tried it with the last girl i talked to IRL and it ended in shambles. I actually felt bad. whats funny, is she told me that she wanted to date a guy that was a friend first.i regret losing her as a friend now because she was really cool. i learned a good lesson from that... probably best not to repeat>>45302766well im pushing around there. lol i dont want to give my age since trolls sniff out all the info they can get on ppl
>>45302761You asked your dad for permission to date a girl at 30 years old? Grim
>>45302770>>45302778sorry, ive just known so many fake schizophrenics who are doing it to be quirky. it makes me dislike and distrust the label in general these days.
>>45302789no, i ran the idea past him. I asked, dad, what do you think of the "dolls" AKA, the T. he said they're mentally unwell men. kinda made me sad, im sure he'd disown me when I eventually marry my boiwife.He might give me a little bit more respect if he knows I'm the top, it least that isn't as "fruity" in his mind if I'm the man plowing the bussy
>>45302726The Director of the DOJ barred them from having input into the FBI last year. They're a sham organization with criminal ties.
>>45302775omg I love this song
>>45302807ah yes the most corrupt president of all time's doj is to be trusted
>>45302807I assume their input was limited to the designation of hate crimes. Is that incorrect?
