Carlstlevania editionQOTT: What is a Manmoder?prev: >>45286952
a manmoder is when you're dracula and not alucard
>>45302480>QOTT: What is a Manmoder?me ;p
How is everyone in /mmg/ doing tn??>>45302489Rlly good explanation honestly but also I think of boymoder as a temporary state for a trans woman and manmoder as more of a permanent spot due to lack of bad features
>>45302618can you fuck off
>>45302701why did they do something
>>45302704yeah
>>45302708what
>>45302618how does one tell if they're a good manmoder or a bad boymoder
>>45302710if you have to ask, then you don't know
>>45302721true that's the point of asking.. retard
note to self: disgusting long freak ugly alien fucking kys worthless freak
my butt has gotten so fat and softin panties it literally looks like a girl's butt
when is it my turn
>>45302774fine holy fuck ill pass, it's your turn.
>>45302618boymoding was my plan but i got stuck in boymode for so long that i might as well be a manmoder
my ass is also large
>>45302767post it
>>45302800
I have a badly photoshopped Hank Hill ass that's just extra long
>>45302781but i wanted my turn to pass...
>>45302867then end your turn hon
>>45302875i'll end my something alright
>>45302890don't scoop =(
>>45302892sigh i never get to do anything
help
what the fuck is wrong with my body im a freak
even though i'm "cute" and "fake", i still hate my face and feel dysphoric over my featuresi wish i could dress like a girl so bad but i feel ugly so what's the point?
you should get that freakiness checked out
>>45302970yea see the freakeologist like >>45303026 suggested
>>45303026i need to be treated i need a cure i need me yskeleton to be smashed to pieces
>>45303081what about your xskeleton?
tfw zskeletonhon
i hate waiting for hair to grow
i hate waiting for thai food there's a lady in here that keeps looking at me
she wants your sex
I hate waiting for things that will never happen
fee-fi-fo-fumi smell the blood of a freakybodyhon
>>45303117bad movie also i am repulsive looking
i'm gonna go binge eat because i'm a sad skinnyfat faggot, you guys want anything?
>>45303135what are we eating??i just ate a bag of sour worms and two blocks of chocolate because i hate my body
how could i work on like mannerism and stuff like that? i wish a moder charm school existed
caught her watching interracial porn again award
can i be a manmoder if reddit & discord age verification AI's keep insisting im a minor?also old man thiught i was 18.t. 23y manmoder? who never malefailed
>>45303150i can teach you
>>45303157sure
>>45303157are dogs and children wary of you?
>>45303171last time i went out for a walk, two dogs were close to me and being playful i think.they got too close and all, but were very much not aggressive i dont interact with children so wouldnt know. i have no reasons to think thats the case tho
why do i keep fucking crying
you're not a real moder unless grown men are afraid of you
because you're taking the makes-you-cry-all-the-time hormone
should I cut
sulfuric acid..
even on the crybaby hormone i haven't cried sober in like 6 years
i cried because someone touched me lol
>>45303209were they an onion be honest
>>45303198ohright
>>45303211yes i like that one
>>45302701Judge says I get to see the kids once a month sorry>>45302713I think if people are are male failing u then ur a proper boymoder otherwise ur manmoding. >>45302782I mean I think everyone goes on hrt with hopes of passing, I defo did, but also I don’t think it’s like bad or anything to be a manmoder just is best spot for where u are in life and that’s sad sometimes but idk there’s some closure in that too
>>45303162how?
i really can't live like this
>>45303300what part, the manmode or something more?
>>45303310everything really but i was thinking the manmode
i miss trainmoder
>>45303291i am too embarrassed to post it herea magician never reveals his secrets
opened tumblr to look at twinkhons making out but instead im met with f cissoid x trans woman making out. this is coal man
>>45303313maybe it's time to leave the mode behind
>>45303323it cannot be done
>>45303322sounds hot maybe I should try tumblr
>>45303322yeah i'd close the page
i was raped
>>45303344my bad
i was raped by a latina tranny
>>45303351caliente
>>45303358mocking me
this is ugly you know that
>>45303373yea chuddy is p disgusting
you leave me out of this
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleNVLEZp
>>45303439i own a
should I
I experimented with a toothbrush in the shower when I was like 19 and damaged my hole. Had bloody shits for a year and never stuck anything up there since.
>>45303439What am I gonna vibrate, my asshole?
srs recovery sounds exhausting
I'm going to detrans after SRS and call myself a lesbian.
>>45303494I could so easily see myself spiraling and roping during that kind of thing especially alone
>>45303439>vibratorwhat do you think i am - a woman?
Has one of your parents asked you if your getting the snip?
i want and need to leave mode behind but it's so difficult. i have mo girlmoder friends or cis women in my life that can help teach me the social stuff anout neing a woman that i dont know. it feels hopeless.
why is no winning do you people seriously not know how to masturbate
Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin
>i need a girl to teach me how to emulate girls That's agp creep talk.
i don't like masturbating normally it makes me feel bad
ok fine i'll just kill myself because i don't know how to be a girl
I still jerk off because I don't wanna lose the ability . though i still want srs one day.
don't kill yourself, only i am allowed to kill myself
bleak
some nona is talking about offing herself while im talking about getting off.
STOP TALKING I'M TRYING TO FUCKING FOCUS
it's useless. i will never learn how to behave as a woman, let alone dress and present as one. and what hurts is i had a bit of hope i could be a hon pitypasser one day.
>>45303579Both? Both is good.
i still jerk off because i have no intention of being a woman
>>45303241>I mean I think everyone goes on hrt with hopes of passingit's not that i can't pass, i probably can if i just voice train, since i always malefail, but i was just too afraid to admit to myself that i want to be a woman
>>45303602post pp
It is over for me.
are there books that teach you how to be a woman? i'm too ashamed to ask chatgpt how to be a woman.
please get me out of here this is hell
i'll socially transition when i'm 50 or 60 or so
you dont dress and present as a "a woman" you just dress and present as yourself because you are a woman and you no longer have to manmode out of shame/self preservationwhat the fuck is wrong with you you are so demoralized
>>45303637i wish i could call myself a woman yet
how to get gf
how to be gf
>>45303637manmoding reinforces the idea of being a man to tranniesunderstandably it's hard for them to get over the feeling that they are pretending to be a woman, when in fact they are pretending to be a man
i'm pretending to be a person
>>45303672hello
>>45303637I wear men's clothing and use he/him pronouns and identify as a man and have male on all my documents and use a masculine voice
i don't have a subjective internal sense of gender identity and i don't understand what people mean when they talk about that
>>45303692hi i'm awful
>>45303717i only started developing one after i stopped mentally repping
>>45303741me too
>>45303747i'm probably worse
>>45303759okay i agree
>>45303745I can't repress what I don't have
>>45303765:(
>>45303606Ok then just be a guy that looks like a girl, stop purity testing urself and just let urself be happy and do what u want. Like if some ftm can go talk about how they’re a guy and not a woman but then present in an exclusively feminine way there’s no reason u can’t too. And go voice train like srsly!!!!
>>45304274>just let urself be happy and do what u wanti guess i know now what i want and how to get there. i'm just disappointed that it took me so long to realize.
>>45303779sorry :/
but how can a moder learn to be a girl and what clothes to pick?
>>45304610i just buy the female version of what i would've bought for male clothes, but it's more important that they fit well
>>45304657this is somewhat useful
>>45304332Pic but heavy balding
i will get ai to pick out my clothes~
i have the means to kill myself this instant, but i just don't feel like it right now fellers
if angus was a moder, yeah that's me
>>45304997hello burger mode
>>45305015hellow
i'm so beautiful but my beauty is being squandered by the mode
i feel like this thread is down to like 5 moders at this point
>>45303439>most people who don't own a vibrator are ameriklans>people who do are non ameriklansuh?
>>45302480a man moder is someone who likes it in the butt
im on a need to know basis
nobody tells me shit unless I need to know it
penis = rape
>>45305234nothing has been the same since the dog dick squeaktoad spam
>>45302480the mess inside is growing and festering and I think there are roaches in there but im too scared to check
When will i have a slow burn romance with a man who anticipates my desires and acts on them, forcefully plus without my say so?
if you were given another moder's life circumstances (think neet shutin) but got to keep your own looks, what are the things you're doing to improve your life in one year?
>>45305485im not doing anything
>>45305499the catch is you'd get another moder's objectively worse life circumstances, so you'd willingly just downgrade your life like that?
>>45305552Im already an ugly neet
>>45305582im sorry about your condition
as a neet shut-in i take offense to this
>>45305485pawn most of his stuff for money, use the money to go to job interviews, get jawb, get gamp incel bf, move out while splitting the rent with him
>>45305701what kind of job would you get?
I'm fucking broken
>>45306392sneed
i love men so much its unreal /b/ros
>>45306750why don't you stay one then?
every man deep down knows he's a worthless piece of shit
i fuckin hate men and everyone that centers them is sick and belongs in a woodchipperalso i'm an ugly disgusting freak and volunteer to be first into the woodchipper
men r lowk goated
male centric troids disgust me
fucking troidglodytes
troidglodykes
mmg needs to rebrand as fat masc dyke general
but i hate those and what i think is the only thing that matters
some moids are just so cute though, how could you hate them!!
>>45307305silence
>>45307322:c
I'm bisexual (and so are you)
there is a schism between the transbian moders and the androphilic moderswe simply cannot coexist
>>45307335sorry i feel bad. im a transbian please excuse my rage
what even do the androphiles have without their meni sit on their faces
is a trans really a transbian without the bian?
i look like a woman naked except for the penisi should be a girlmoder damn it
men are fine I guess I just wouldn't date one
Unironically I have sex with men and relationships with women
other way around for me
i don't have sex with menwomen only (trans & cis) for me
I'm not having sex or relationships with anyone ever again