stratfordian editionPrevious >>25297682
>>25300130I love this webm so much bros.
>>25300130I just fought a great battle against a housefly and finally emerged victorious after a daring gambit involving spraying it with floor cleaner while it was stationary. May this serve as a warning to all insectkind who dare tread upon my lands. The next bug to die by my hand will be sacrificed to the geckoes on my porch.
>>25300130Is this bald baby-voiced mulatto monkey still relevant?
>>25300130an old post i made>it’s one of those things. I think Americans like to hear their alt-right views repeated back to them with an English accent. People that we can't stand on the home front.>like, in England, we can't take Andrew Tate seriously, because he has a fucking west country accent (our equivalent of a yokel). It’s like a farmer telling you if you let your missus out on her own you're a cuckold.
Writing and cringing hard at my own fan fiction.
>>25300139i don't think bugs can read, peanuthead
>>25300155The smartest guy i have ever known was from some pimple on the ass of Alabama and watching people where I live(Seattle) treat him like he was a stupid hick even after he had proven that he was for more intelligent than them solely because he had a mush mouth redneck accent was an eye opening experience for me.
>>25300157I’m not as gay as you, so yeah
I'm antiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantiantism.
I just want to write my book and die. The Futurists were right, one should stop before 40. Technically, that means I have 12 years to achieve things...
How can life feel so cold under the summer sun?
>>25300250The summer sun raises air temperature and skin surface heat through radiation and convection, but internal body temperature or sensations can stay low if someone has poor circulation, anemia, hypothyroidism, or is standing in shade. Life as a biological process doesn't "feel" anything; it's the nervous system in a human body that registers cold despite external heat.
>>25300255I would have never known, thank you anon for the explanation.
>>25300142he looks like my biological father if his skin was darker.
>>25300265Grim.
>>25300255how does that explain why whites can wear shorts in the winter but other races can't?>>25300237I don't usually take to heart a movement that was built on the futility of life to heart.>>25300267yeah but my father could pull definitely. he's a guitarist, songwriter and producer. my mom just divorced him because adultery was just common back then in the 70s music scene. Ask Fleetwood Mac.
>>25300269Don't care. Didn't ask.
>>25300270I don't care either, that's why I answered.
My dad has a very German last name, and my mom has a very Spanish last name. I inherited the latter. I wonder how much that affects my life.
reading has made me too neurotic and it's partly /lit/'s fault i'll never have this
Short version: a baby sneed is meme goblin language. It’s probably either “tiny Sneed meme creature” or hyper-niche forum slang.
>>25300301Long version?
Being a writer is incompatible with inceldom because the qualities of an incel (indifference, passivity, lack of experience, autism) are exactly what make a person hollow from the inside and ultimately boring. To be a writer is to be a fakecel
>>25300315trvkoids strike again
I have Aspergers and I've had sexual intercourse with women. Quit blaming autism for (You)r shortcomings.
>>25300327same. two of them were legit attractive too.
>>25300315the incel pejorative lengthens in its definition every time i see it.
it's weird llms won't call the stiff i'm searching for chud stuff but they say everything is goblin shit. i knew chatgpt had a goblin problem recently but even gemini is on that shit.
>>25300139I have two cats that take care of any insect daring to cross my threshold.
>>25300391evil pests
>>25300155Americans think all English accents are posh. And I mean actually posh not what Americans think posh is. And no I’m not getting into that.
>>25300396Pirate accent isn't considered posh.
>>25300139I went to the doctor for an ear infection that I had suffered from for about three weeks the first month of this year, tons of itching and discomfort and swelling.They irrigated my ear canal and a shriveled up house fly came out of my ear canal. Apparently it must have crawled into my ear and died while I slept.I've been dreading the return of the flies ever since. The first buzzing I heard this month made me fucking squeamish and I almost had a mini panic. I think I've been mildly traumatized.
I keep watching cat videos on YouTube. They're addicting.
>>25300265>admitting to being a Brazillian favela monkeyWhy?
>>25300408>addictingWhy did people start saying addicting instead of addictive?
>>25300432Process philosophy is getting popular.
dude i might go to bed
>>25300437What about me?
Is confidence sexy in a woman?
>>25300445dude when i have a day off i just lie in bed listening to audiobooks its so fucking comfy
>>25300452Not really, as long as she isn't cripplingly insecure it doesn't matter
damn man i feel like there was one other book i wanted to order from princeton but i can't remember it it was about monetary policy or banking damn what was it
>>25300487Ur ghey
>AudiobooksBan his ass.
>>25300434Good. /Charles Hartshorne/ General when?
need a bitch this freaky
>>25300452Short answer: noLong answer: yes
>>25300396>you see, its 'this' thing but not 'that' thing which is not 'this' thing at allBlow out your ass you pretentious hairsplitting Bong fuckwad
>>25300130Whenever I see horrible footage of someone killing someone else, or whenever I watch movies/tv that revolve around a murder plot, I always think "Thank fucking Christ I'm never going to find myself in that situation where I've killed someone." I mean, I guess if my life was in danger? Maybe? But blind murder, no fucking way. I'd cheer some deaths but I'd never kill someone in cold blood
>>25300327Same here. But women are insane and retarded regardless. Experience actually makes you hate them more.
>>25300514>Experience actually makes you hate them moreI really fucking hate this, but it's the truth. The worst people I've ever met are women.
>>25300286Your dad took his wife's last name? Is he into pegging or some shit?
>>25300507She was better looking back then
I have never heard him make a single good argument or argue in good faith. I have to steel man him and then shadow box at the same time.
I wish all blue board were as comfy (read: well-gatekept) as /lit/>t. /mu/ refugee
>>25300541what the fuck happened to that placewhy are there a dozen kpop threads per hour?
>>25300541bruh /lit gatekeeping fell off hard in the last year or so dude we're overrun with mad plebs now but yeah /mu/ is trash. it's funny i only got into 4chan cuz one day i was browsing memes on /b/ like all new guys are wont to do, and i was like let me see how shitty the music board is lol and then i was like wow this is actually good, i was expecting it to be like how /mu/ is now in which case i would have insulted their taste for ten minutes and then departed never to return
>>25300544I'm more concerned about the dozens of daily Linkin Park threads worshipping their new female lead.
>>25300544bots
>>25300549last time i went there there was an attempt to rehabilitate limp bizkit seemed inorganic t b h
What is the Xavier Renegade Angel of books?
>>253005444chan NEEDS a dedicated Koreaboo containment board, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's also >>25300551 since most of the posts are textless images or gibberish
>>25300556umm, bizarro fiction maybe? lol :p
>>25300564Such as?
>>25300568umm like... The Faggiest Vampire by Carlton Mellick III? or Ass Goblins of Auschwitz? lol they're so weird :p
>>25300573I HATED Ass Goblins of Auschwitz >:^(
i just remembered i'm on my gaming pc not my mac lol i could literally play a video game rn
>>25300583No good video games currently exist.
>>25300586I'm playing El Diablo 2 rgiht now.
>>25300586factual
>>25300586What does this even mean dawgAll the good video games literally got destroyed?
>>25300592Well, sure.. they're OUT THERE, but you'll have to do some dumb, shitskin-coded crap like an EMULATOR to play them.
>>25300598Anyone who emulates is spiritually Aryan
>>25300598>wahhh what i want isnt served to me on a silver platter>i have to download a whole separate program and spend, like, 20 minutes setting it up :(>this is so unfair :((((never reply to me again
>>25300606Enjoy your trojans, dumbass troon.
>>25300610Not only do you not know how to use a computer to get what you want, but you resort to calling people trannies if they call you out? Astounding.
>>25300610>getting trojans from a fucking emulatorDo zoomers really?Protip, do not download xstation0@robloxsex.exe.
>>25300612LOL, LMAO. I downloaded a reworked Emperor Battle for Dune that the creator SWORE was just s "false positive" but it was in genuine, actuality, a fucking Trojan virus.Suck my dick, pig.
>>25300617>i'm retarded >so everyone else must be retarded too
>t.rajnesh the piraterNo more (You)s for (You)
>>25300616bruh u can get emulators in the ios app store now u don't need to go to some shady russian website
its crazy how people think age automatically contains any notion of ethosEverytime I see someone bring it up I instinctively consider their 'insight' worthlessAnd no, your personal stories means absolutely nothing to me. Anecdotal evidence is the lowest on the hierarchy for a reason
it's funny u should bring up emulators i was gonna play some emulated nes and snes on my ipad but i lost my bluetooth ps5 controller that i bought to use with ios so i played breath of fire using the on screen controls for like idk 15 minutes then got bored. video games are like weed, they seem so cool when u think about them, but then u actually do it and it's like well that was fucking mid.
>>25300625r u denying their lived experience? uh problematic
>>25300625Okay, alphoidzoomy bitch.
Speaking of gaming, I haven't really played anything seriously since I was a teenager. These days all I do is check out new maps on Gmod once or twice a month. I buy games that seem cool and then play them for like 15 minutes and never touch them again.
>>25300625>young pup yappingNothing to be done for it. They always think they know better.
>>25300637Typical steam user experience
>>25300541I like /mu/ because of the trad metal general and crust/emo generals but those kpop spammers need strangled by their own intestines.
Wait, so magic in Pynchon's Shadow Ticket is real? All this apportion stuff?
>>25300554They were popular in high school for me dunno why zoomoids think they're so great.
I miss you.
>>25300648I'm getting a new setup for my birthday next month so hopefully that isn't the case for me.
>>25300655It will be. I got an uber gaymin PC and I barely ever touch it. S'just the natural order of things.
>>25300650>wait the paranoid shit in pynchon was real?first pynch i take it?
>>25300657I've read V. and Bleeding Edge. This appears to be literal teleportation though.
>>25300656yeah dude i have like extreme gaming adhd when i start a new game i just want to play it not spend the next two hours making a balanced party or listening to cut scenes or talking to every npc in a town to figure what the fuck to do. i just want to turn it on and start playing like super old nes games. u start up a nes game and just play the shit. none of those games bored u to death with shit. or even better arcade games, u put a quarter n and play the shit, instant action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lefzTITNz4
>>25300660It amazes me you have the patience to read books
I wish I had the guts to study what I wanted in college and pursue my own interests and not listen to others. I think I'll regret that for the rest of my life. Everything has turned to shit and I can't meaningfully recover
the charger i user for my electric razors keeps making freaky buzzing noises if that cheap piece of shit does anything weird i will be pissed gonna unplug it for tonight what the hell
I've always maintained that if the first waves of immigration into America in the mid 1800s - early 1900s were mainly just Italian that the Anglo, German and Med together could've built a paradise, but the Irish really did fuck everything up out of ethnic resentment and the Italians were unfairly caught up in the middle.
>>25300690cuz u just open the mf up and start reading
>>25300700The fact that our biggest problems used to be Irish and Italians is mind-boggling to me
>>25300702Yeah, but many books have a slow start more tedious than any video game tutorial
>>25300700the italians were corrupt as hell we didn't get their bullshit under control until like the 90s it practically took a century and if law enforcement doesn't stay on them they flare up again with a bunch of gambling rings or bid rigging or whatever.
>>25300705that's why u need fire prose
I've noticed that I'm very fond of writing ambiguous relationships. Very rarely will I clarify if two characters like each other romantically, platonically, or in some other way, even when it would be easy to do so.
>>25300541/mu/ was insufferable back then too but I'm forever thankful to them for introducing me to albums 13 years ago that I still am rediscovering today.
I don't know if I dnf'd Hyperion but I haven't picked it up for like two months.
On a creative block. I consulted the I Ching about it, and told me to retreat, that I would gain nothing from persevering now, and that great projects take time.
>>25300775Isn't the I Ching the equivalent of rolling dice? Chance is not a good way to judge what you must do.
https://youtu.be/wWrli-sTMPA?si=Qktqn447yecKRmyX
>>25300785sometimes a little uncertain certainty is needed to stave off inaction
>>25300700>but the Irish really did fuck everything up out of ethnic resentmentWhich amusingly proves the WASPs correctDare I say it, real whites never had an interest in forcing the topic of race. They just correctly identified all the ethnic groups that were a threat to liberal society. Or in other words, "This group is never ever going to play by the rules if we let them in, so we might as well just gatekeep them as hard as possible"
need to get classieri think i'm gonna start with table manners first
>>25300809It just sounds retarded. Me, I pray to the Lord.
>>25300130I have thought a lot about "major works" vs "minor works". I believe these terms speak more to influence over personal assertion of quality. For example, if I believed X superior to Y (both written by the same author), I think it would be improper to claim X is the major work if Y is in fact more influential and significant to literary development.
>>25300822The very first couple of things you need to start practicing are saying, "May I...?" when asking for something, and using the words/terms "Fewer" & "Less than" correctly.
>>25300823Tomaytoo tomahto :)
These are the YouTube channels I subscribe to: Bellingcat, Bendobrown, Chicago Geographer, Coffeezilla, Cracking The Cryptic, DeviantOllam, Forensic OSINT, Geo Pasch, GeoPeter, GeoWizard, Gralhix - Sofia Santos, Hak5, Jake Lyons, JCS - Criminal Psychology, Jim Browning, John Hammond, LockPickingLawyer, Mentour Pilot, NahamSec, Nattic, OSINT Dojo, Practical Engineering, RAINBOLT, RAINBOLT TWO, Ringway Manchester, Ryan McBeth, Spycraft 101, The Intel Lab, The OSINT Curious Project, What's Going on With Shipping?, zi8gzag
>>25300824Word. I find it peculiar, yet not necessarily a bad thing, when I hear someone tell me they've read a relatively more obscure book in a writer's corpus and not that same writer's book(s) that they're most well-known for. I've done the same on occasion, myself. Like I had a friend who had only read some singular, very obscure book in Jack Kerouac's bibliography and not On the Road, as most people start with.
>>25300831Yes, for some authors... I actually think it can be more interesting to tread through the 'minor works', as there are more things to discover that have been left unsaid. For other authors, I just read the 'major works'.
ESL here, it's so odd pronouncing 'corps' as "cor". The lack of p and s, irks me.
>>25300853It's because modern English is largely comprised of loan words from French and Latin.
>>25300853Okay.
>>25300853do NOT try to learn french
>>25300853>>25300868Wait till you see Chinese.
>>25300853>>25300863>>25300866>>25300868>>25300871Don't even TRY to learn sign language, holy shit.
>>25300518I fucked up the difference between former and latter
>>25300872Doesn't sign language have variation based on regions/country also? I would've thought american and british sign language would be the same but apparently they aren't?
>>25300398They don’t know that’s a real accent. I’m not saying every single Burger thinks this, some of them can read past an 11yo level and have even travelled.
>>25300853You can just pronounce it as you read it and adapt your pronunciation so people can understand you as the need arises. An English speaker of reasonable intelligence will figure out what you’re saying not only by context but by the fact that there are certain words that do contain silent letters and variations of pronunciation. Take salmon for example, you can pronounce it phonetically and only a complete retard won’t understand what you’re talking about.
I should add that an English speaker should know how the words are spelled and be able to easily accommodate mispronunciations based on phonetic reading. Personally, I’d consider that the mispronouncer has learned the word from reading it which I’d hold in higher esteem than someone who learns a word only by hearing it but can’t spell. Unless of course in the case of the illiterate, I am patient with them or at least endeavour to be.
Omg I dont care. I just dont give a shit. Stop talking. JUST STOP FREAKING TALKING. I AM SO SIIIICK OF IT. Shut up. SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP OH MY GOOOOOOOD
Did any of you also find that violence and physical suffering in fiction has started to get to you more the older you became? It just feels bad to witness and makes one think of all the psychopathic humanoid garbage in the world that you need to be on your guard about for your sake and those you care about.
>>25300917no, the opposite.
>>25300910The true purpose of these threads is to train in conscious stream writing like Joyce.
>>25300917Rumi wrote that we know things by their opposites. The more experience you have in this world the more truly good people with kindness and mercy you meet and the more apparent it becomes that cruelty and oppression are bad things. You know they are bad but you don’t understand how bad until you know how good the good can be. Much like honey is sweeter after vinegar. Sex is best between the married couple, it is ruined by adultery. The green apple is crisp and sharp only by comparison to the red apple being juicy and sweet.
>>25300942u mean a random string of thoughts with a glib veener of structure that renders the whole thing art and not sloppified slop? I can do that :)()>>25300947>Rumi wrote that we know things by their opposites. Bro Rumi can suck my dick and eat my shit. I knew that infantile retardation from the getgo. The getgo I tell ya!
we all moved on to twitter
>>25300950Excuse yourself.
>>25300960I would rather die than give you the impression that anything you say or do holds any value
I know you can my post anon...meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
tumblr banning porn was the biggest mistake all the mentally ill teenagers have moved to twitter
I should really go to bed to fix my sleep schedule but I'm just too fucked to do so.
>>25300973I havent had a functioning sleep schedule for over a decade and I can't really say my life is better for itGo to bed anon. If not for yourself then for me. Sincerely -Your beloved
Quite ironic that one would often feel those experiences to be the most profoundly influential in the course of one's life which are the least particular either in a general or a personal sense. Almost as if our minds couldn't help but resist the idea of attributing great importance to such generic and inconsequential events.
Only two more full days until disability day.
Anyone who says, "Would of" should be shot.
>>25300990what about should of
Failed my SCUBA training guys
>>25300994:/But you were so exited too :(
>>25300993Yes.
>>25300995Don’t wanna talk about it.
>>25300996how about could of
>>25300130I hate having to take a dump every day. I'm a hairy germophobe so I hop into the shower after to clean my butt, crotch, legs and feet. I cannot wait for it all to be over. We are animals. This planet is for dinosaurs and a stupid asteroid messed it all up.
Would of course not have changed the meaning, or could or rather should it?
It kinda blows my mind that the answer was hard work the whole time. That's it, that's all there is to life. If you work your ass off you win.
Death will die - death and Hell.
>>25301144lol
The real question is why the fuck are you still watching me?
I like the way you fill out your clothesI wanna stick my head under your hose
>>25301144>If you work your ass off you win.
>>25300286I'd rather be mistaken for a Jew than a spic.
>>25301272It does if you’re not a retard, anyway.
>>25301304esl plz no mas
>>25300994What happened? You get freaked out about breathing underwater or something? This is the scuba anon from the last thread
>Somebody is impersonating meFor what purpose? I have one more classroom session on Thursday and I don't even hit the pool portion of the training until June 4th. I have not even BEGUN to SCUBA.
>>25301509lol well in that case good luck
>>25301512Thanks :)
just got done reading a substack where they interview a demographer, apparently the two biggest things people dont talk about is how low the birth rate is for most south american countries and how african american birth rate is declining, and recently how black birth rates in america went below white birth rates Its going to be culturally interesting if black birth rates decline to lower levels in america while we get hispanic and asian immigrants who have a growing population
The man, the myth, the legend, Vermin Supreme HIMSELF sent me a friend request today.
if you think about it, there is a high likelihood that the unintentionally misspelling of "I'll kick your ass", rendering it "I'll kiss your ass", has probably provided the impetus for at least one homoerotic journey filled with adventure and mischief.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Robison_(physicist)#Proofs_of_a_Conspiracy
>>25301563I don't think about shit like that. Because I'm not gay.
>>25301575You remind me of that prowrestler who loudly disliked gays until for it to get revealed later that he had done gay porn
Nope, not me. Sorry.
>>25301016chop wood carry water
Sure buddy. I believe you ;)
I've got a feeling
>>25301580Niggas say "don't knock it until you try it", then they talk shit when someone does
>>25301534Interesting how virtually every country is experiencing plummeting birthrates, western or not.
If I walk by someone's home and they have a kitty comfortably laying down on their walkway to their door, is it legal to walk onto their property to pet it? It seems like a trespassing trap. Pet the kitty, get yelled at, arrested, and then sued. I should have taken a picture. When I came back around it was gone.
I’m not looking at you.
When I was 18 I thought when I got older I was going to like girls I saw as ~18 because that's what everyone told me. But I was wrong, I now like girls I see as the same age as me: ~30.
>>25301666In Texas for doing what you suggest you can get shot.
>>25301686That's generally how it works, yeah, else older ladies and men would never pair up.
>>25301563Lick would be more likely but yeah
>>25301686I'm 32 and my ideal age is like 24-27.
>>25301666don't trespass, anon.there's a kitty on my morning walk who is collared but likes to walk up to the path. might be friendly and won't mind a pet. But there you can ask the owner for permission and it's a public path.walking up to the door for no good reason is stupid, don't do that unless you have serious business with the people in the house. are you autistic? maybe go to the shelter and get a cat for yourself
>>25300130he's so ridiculous it's funny and what's funnier is that people used to believe him. does anyone have the clip where he explains how he doesn't need data and just knows things because he's "been around"
Tried drawing my own hentai and realized there's levels to this shit. It's hard as fuck when you realize how much you can't draw.
on track to eat about 4k calories today
i like how everyone is getting laid off while we're expected to pay for boomer pensions (during extreme demographic collapse). when do we start turning them into nutrient paste?
>>25301870Btw, you’re not getting your own pension.
Am I being hazed for my rough draft? I didn't submit it to be published
>>25301883yea... though, i genuinely believe we'll have worse things to worry about by that point (within the next ~30 years)
I wish women would embrace a siren-like, ethereal beauty again.
>>25301951she lives a difficult life im sure
>>25300130Get off 4chan. Go read a book or write a page of prose, compose a poem or go to the library. This place is a shithole and no one really cares about literature here. If you want an education, just read free books from the library.
>>25302007How can do that? Considering there's mainly men here, how many dicks would I have stroke to collectively get 4chan off?
>>25301647Its feminism, dude.
>>25301957Why does it anger you so much that beautiful fertile women have intrinsic value?
>>25302012In Africa? In the Middle East?
On chapter 10 of Moby Dick. It's not that terribly good so far, to be completely honest.
>>25302044you should be reading /lit/'s annotated version
>>25301914What rough draft? Explain.
>>25302052this is staggeringly unfunny
>>25302012social media/dating apps, too>>25302023i'm not even slightly bothered, it's just interesting to think about
>>25302052Kino, where can I get it?
>>25301957
>>25302082It's unfunny until it becomes funny again like the guy with a whole book of nothing but nigger.
>>25302094nah come on. i was an edgy teenager at one point too but you’ve got to have some standards
>>25301870>being tricked into feeling resentment toward those with a safety net instead of fighting for your own from the elite leeching from the economytopkeklibertarian propaganda wins again
>>25302087pdf's freehttps://files.catbox.moe/yozmj8.pdfpaperback is made to orderhttps://www.lulu.com/shop/herman-melville-and-anonymous/moby-dick/paperback/product-7wgny7.html
>>25301597I’ll give it a shot Zen Buddhist.
>>25300559>4chan NEEDS a dedicated Koreaboo containment boardIs /vt/ not enough?
>>25302100the majority of billionaires and politicians are boomers you dumb little baby
>>25302182yes but the issue isn't that they have pensions, anon
>>25302185Quite. The issue is that they're of the tribe.
>>25302100Im not cool with breaking my back to subsidize a group of people who spent decades systematically pulling up every ladder they could.
>>25302191>>25302192instead of complaining of what previous generations have, why not lobby and push for bettering the treatment of your own? safety net, better wages, free healthcare, the like
I want to learn a lot more about alchemy and hermeticism but I don't want to become a freemason, which is probably the most direct route to the most esoteric knowledge and having someone tutor me through all of it.I don't believe in all of the conspiracy theories relating to freemasons although I do know for a fact they've had a ridiculous amount of influence from the eighteenth to mid-twentieth century and I just get bad vibes from them, especially from their obsession with Solomon's temple. I also wouldn't be able to answer earnestly if I believe in some sort of supreme being, as I frequently tend to flip-flop on my belief in God, which would make me ineligible to be accepted into their brotherhood, though I suppose I could just lie, but I don't want to do that. I'm also a loser NEET so I doubt they'll take me in on account of that.It is also my belief that the Great Work has to be undertaken alone (though that belief is unfounded and may be entirely wrong) and joining a fraternity is counterproductive towards that.
>>25302201>lobbylol
>>25302222Checked and heh'd
>>25302222Quads of lol
I've been having a tough day. How can you make it better?
>>25302240I could make it worse so that the previous portion of your day is retroactively better by comparison.
>>25302240this too shall pass
My 6/10 girl friend, who's a (self admitted) turbo-whore, just told me how she got 10 Tinder matches within a week, while already having a new fuckbuddy. This is 2 months after her break up with her long term boyfriend.The biggest blackpill is real life.
Looks like the /sffg/ diaspora has begun.
>>25302201>Why don't you just vote against the biggest generation in your nation now they are at the age where they are the most reliable votersHeh...
>>25302240>Jerk off>Go to be earlyUnironically a good sleep for some reason always makes me feel way better than drinking ever did.Or just follow >>25302310's advice and read about stoicism and/or read meditations.
>>25302314I wish incel posts like this were a bannable offense. I'm sick of hearing it. I DON'T CARE.
>>25302351I wish anti-incel posts like this were a bannable offense. I'm sick of hearing it. I DON'T CARE.
>>25302351>I don't want to hear the truthNo mercy, since gamergate, get fucked.
>>25302347That's fair, but that still doesn't mean you ought to feel resentment about their safety net.
>>25302361>>25302362Have sex
>>25302363>Don't feel resentment that collectively our parents looked at us and said: "You don't deserve what we had growing up" and instead gave it to third worlders so they can make more money.More like they shouldn't have stabbed their own children in the back and the resentment they get is not only justified but its also the most harmless aspect of it and they can't handle it because they have been coddled their whole lives.
>>25302364No, that's why I told you to get fucked, like the low IQ animal you are.
>>25302369Have sex
>>25302371You can't make me, checkmate, sex haver!
>>25302366Look, all I'm saying is while the "I got mine, fuck you" mindset is abominable, let's not devolve into a "I don't have it good, so fuck you too" mindset which while not as bad, is still pretty bad.
>>25302372Have. Smecks.
>>25302373I'd actually say its Just Desserts for a generation that sold out their own children and their nation to enrich themselves. What goes around comes around, its literally how the Boomers live and they should die by the sword that they wrot.
>>25302373We don't have kids to backstab because our parents made sure of that both culturally and economically. No matter how "bad" you think we are, the Boomers are worse.
Many people are confused by the concept of Kant’s “thing-in-itself”What we experience as “the real world” is not ultimate reality. Kant claimed we only experience the world as it appears through our sensory apparatus. Consciousness is a guided hallucination, or interface designed for evolutionary survival.Take N-N DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) for example. Psychedelics can essentially alter or “switch” the spatial modes described by Kant. Instead of seeing 3-dimensional consensus reality, DMT tunes the brain to alternative, extradimensional spaces where autonomous entities and impossible geometries are perceived. This makes reality more akin to an Escher painting filled with impossible objects and alien cities, rather than the mundane surface reality we see everyday.The brain is a predictive engine that actively builds reality from digital information. When we ingest substances like DMT, that computational engine is manipulated to render a completely different, non-consensus "world pattern"
>>25302364You offering?
>>25302374I technically have lots of sex if jerking off counts
Sometimes while alone in my room I play and talk to an imaginary cat. I use a cutesy voice too, like you would with an adorable toddler or animal.
>>25302384Really its just an overly complicated explanation of "what is a cup" from Plato and DIogenes' debate, yeah. Which, by the way, I think Plato explains better, with less words, and in a more simplistic way than Kant ever did.
>>25302387No. In in fact, does NOT count.
>>25302393If gay marriage is allowed, jerking of is sex, sorry.
>>25302395That doesn't even make any sense
>>25302398Neither does having sex.>mic drop
>>25302392This reality is no more real than the one perceived on DMT, with or without the gray aliens.
>>25302403Kill yourself.
>>25302398If any form of sex that doesn't involve penis in vagina can qualify as sex, then jerking off qualifies as sex.
>>25302404>with or without the gray aliensIf there aren't sexy aliens to bang then I refuse to perceive this reality
>>25302407Nope.
How do I get my hands on some DMT?
>>25302409Fuck your hanussy (hand pussy) right now and tell me that isn't sex.
>>25302409So anal sex and scissoring don't count as sex?
>>25302415Wow, very homophobic in current year if true...
No more (You)s for (You), smelly, fat, hairy incel(s)
>>25302418>has no argument and gives upAnd once again... The truth prevails...
>>25302418Technically intercourse is talking with someone so by refusing to having intercourse with them you're actually the incel here.
>>25302408>According to the document, Cox said the aliens said that Earth was the only planet that had not conquered space, and that they considered humans to be the “lowest form of universal existence.”If anything, the aliens have already mogged humanity to eternity
>>25302418>>25302424HAVE CONVERSATIONSHAAAAVVVVVE CONVERSATIONSSSSSS
>>25302425>Hardcore xeno femdomLET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
>>25302413>>25302415>>25302421>>25302424>>25302426Obsessed
>>25302425I don't believe that, out of all the shitty planets in the world, why would we be any or the only exception? I am a fan of the Dark Forest Theory even if it probably isn't true.If Aliens exist, why would they even bother with us? Why do we assume they would be like us? They might not really give a fuck about life but love geology and lifeless rocks, so in the same way when we look at a dead planet and just move on, they might come across our planet and go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" then just ignore us and move on because we are too gross to them or something.
>>25302416Yup So your options are:>Jerking it is sexOR>Nothing except heterosexual penis in vagina for the sole purpose of precreation is sex
>>25302434>No more (You)s>Gives me a (You)I have won!
>>25302438NTA
>>25302445Neither am I, Wink!
>>25302447Don't wink at me, FAGGOT.
>>25302436They don’t care. They actively despise humanity and want nothing to do with us
>>25302454What if the real Aliens aren't actually aliens but they are Humans as well and our whole planet was some sort of weird reality tv show for a more advanced human civilization to watch, or part of a research project, or a government/military project to see if they can devise a way to gaslight a whole planet into thinking that they actually originated on the planet or something.
Incel holocaust when? You "people" need to be rounded up and killed.
>>25302461*unsheathes katana*I'd like to see you try, normie
>>25302453Don't project your perfectly acceptable and in now way inferior or disgusting lust onto me, respecitvely.#LGBTAlly>>25302461Half of the Millenials and the majority of GenZ are incels, your time has come and gone sex haver, the future is ours!
>>25302461You should play Endless Space there is an empire called Horatio where the premise of the Empire is that a human was born with a fucked up misshaped head and his parents were too poor to afford gene therapy to fix it so he got made fun of and in response he became the richest human alive, got a lot of plastic surgery, heavily invested into gene engineering and gene splicing, then made a whole clone population of himself.Think Donald Trump but if he could clone himself and had a head shaped like a rolled piece of dough.
>>25302425>>25302454The "aliens hate us, dude!" crowd are somehow more annoying than the "aliens love us, dude!" crowd.
thoughts while out running today:-I wonder what it will feel like, subjectively speaking, to die. I guess I'll find out eventually. If I'm unconscious when I actually die will I suddenly experience something when it happens or will losing consciousness beforehand be the last thing I experience in life? -I took this run out way too fast and now I'm paying for it-I pass tons of cute birds while running. I wish I could pet them but they're scared of me-It's too hot for this-I should have waited longer after eating-pain-brief lapse in consciousness-oh cool I'm back home
>>25302476There's a lot of people who for some reason think that Aliens are basically space elves. Enlightened beings that may or may not have better technology than us that live in harmony with nature.I don't get it either, if Aliens know about us they either don't give a shit about us or their equivalent of drunk drivers come by and fuck with us now and then like how drunk rural kids would tip over cows at night.
>>25302478why are you running
>>25302481if they lived in harmony with nature they wouldn’t have better technology. just by definition.
>>25302483to get faster
>>25302478>I wonder what it will feel like to dieDMT is produced endogenously in lung tissue before death. Rats post-cardiac arrest have ten times higher levels of DMT
>>25302491No, Anon. WHY are you running?
>>25302488You can be technologically advanced to the point that your technology becomes biotech and merges with nature or stays separate and is just so ecologically friendly and efficient that does not have high impact on nature, but this is assuming that they live either in low density areas or in buildings that are so big or tall or underground that it has a negligible impact.
>>25302495Did I not answer your question?
>>25302501Newfag dipshit https://youtube.com/shorts/W6oQUDFV2C0?si=MVVIAmbOBJ20kchi
>>25302504I've never seen this shit in my life
>>25302501You told me what you were running for. I'm asking WHY are you running. What makes you run?
>>25302515We know
>>25302519The answer can be found by pondering upon my last post
>>25302524Being a newfag is what makes you run?
I'm gay.
Isn't it a bit strange how "dawn of an era" is an idiom but "dusk of an era" is not?
>>25302600>dusk of an erabro i use that all the time wtf u on about. Not my fault ur not cultured :^)
On Peacock, I kept seeing commercials for a Capital One Cafe. There's something nauseating about the idea of a bank and cafe in one.
Haven't finished a book in months. I have like eight books on the go and all I've finished are weird fiction/horror stories.
>>25302613How does everyone have such a great collection of cat reaction images but me, I've been seeing some really good ones lately in the two generals on this site I main.unless it's you in both threads O_O
i fucking love fruit bros>buy a bag of mandarins>eat the whole thing in a day>buy some fresh cherries>eat half of them in one sitting>buy some apples>eat 4 in an hour
>>25302639Nietzsche ate pounds of fruit a day too. I think it gave him severe stomach problems.
Blowing clouds like a motherfucker.
>>25302649worth it
>>25302652Oh you like clouds? I got one for you
Hoping this girl will message me back soon.
Whats the deal with Hegel and why is he important?
>>25302679try asking on /r/askphilosophyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/askphilosophy/
If I'm not reading I feel like I don't belong here.
>>25300130new thread>>25302689new thread>>25302689new thread>>25302689<3 mwah