>>25302691
based. sometimes I can kept up at night, terrorized by the thought that there are people who come here solely for these /WYT/ threads but don't actually read /lit/erature or books at all. so props on your own self-awareness and standards.

Twin Peaks season 3 is better than the first two.

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I don't like V. by Pynchon. I've been 150 pages away from finishing it for a week.
>meanwhile this group of twentysomething navy bums are smokin' jazz ciggies and guzzling grog! yukyukyuk!
>meanwhile this schizo has gotten himself into a situation! yukyukyuk!
Granted, the chapter that was the Maltese memoirs + the chapter about the German genocide were amazing. Loved those. But Christ, I want off the ride. Maybe Pynchon's not my thing. Anyone have any experience?

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>>25302734
>Granted, the chapter that was the Maltese memoirs + the chapter about the German genocide were amazing. Loved those.
Sounds like he is your thing. At times. Some of his books are a more straightforward narrative.

I wish I wasn't such a retard

>>25302714
correct

>>25302734
I don't like the little of Pynchon I've read at all to be to be to be tee bee haitch tee bee haitch tee bee haitch

I think videogames and jerking off is cooler than reading and books

>>25302751
Me too anon. I feel like what talent I had is totally gone and I should just go work in a factory.

>>25302759
It's not but fiction books aren't that much better

>>25302760
I'm not even fit to work in a factory. I can't stand other people. I can't stand doing anything that isn't eating, sleeping and staring at 4chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVtZGkLQLoo

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I’m brute-forcing undergrad chemistry right now. I don’t understand a single thing, but I’m still gonna keep reading it like it’s some classic novel. I don’t care.

People don't dislike politics in art and entertainment, what they actually dislike is politics in art and entertainment that leave the audience with no option besides either accepting or rejecting the message conveyed, short-circuiting dialogue between them and the author.

Last night I heard a cat calling outside in the front garden, the kind of call a cat makes as an announcement, this is important to remember for what I’m about to tell you.
I was upstairs on the lazy boy at the time and one of my cats, the male tabby and white with the bushy tail, he was at the window looking out intently watching something I thought might be the neighbours until I heard the cat calling outside.
It wasn’t my other cat, the black tortoiseshell female, her voice is very gentle she’s a quiet cat she likes to whisper. Standing up and looking out the window I see the cat caller, sitting on the wall between mine and the neighbours house, it’s a short hair black cat now raising its head to the right and calling now to the left and calling now again and calling and finally a lesser call and it settles into a perching stance and relaxes and my other cat is also at the window looking out at the black cat.
The black cat hops down from the wall, casually walks over to my front door and I’m thinking is it going to paw the door am I going to go down there and meet this cat but he doesn’t do that. He stops at the door for a moment then turns to the right and walking now under the awning disappears from view.
Yesterday in the morning we received a message that the mother of our two cats, they are litter mates, had been struck and killed by a car.

>>25302892
Damn, what a story. Where did the mother live? Close enough that it's plausible for the news to pass through the clandestine network of cats, or no?

>>25302895
I looked it up it’s 38.5 miles. I’d add that into the story, where the mother was and where this took place and let the reader decide if they don’t already know the distance they can look it up or even have it as a footnote might be better

Does anyone else wish they could just go on big adventures and do crazy stuff?

I know, I know, "technically" you can. But in reality if you want to do anything awesome IRL, it takes a lot of preparation and time. Like if you say, "I wanna shoot a film" for instance, you can't just drop everything and do it! And actually, if you think back to childhood, isn't that kinda how you used to believe the world worked? All of us had huge plans for what we wanted to do in life, but once we became adults & realized how difficult doing stuff is, we lost that energy and committed to only doing one thing.

I feel like that's so lame. I just wanna drop everything and do something huge RIGHT NOW. I want to have some big character arc like in a TV show and be a totally different person by this fall

You can infer that the narrator has never seen the black cat before

>>25302907
You should write your own adventure until you’ve made the necessary preparations for your actual adventure and then it’s up to you. See if you can follow the adventure you’ve written down. I don’t know, I was told once that change happens fast.

>>25302918
>You should write your own adventure until you’ve made the necessary preparations for your actual adventure and then it’s up to you.
Personally that's kinda what I've been doing.
What you discover is that the plans you laid out in your head are wrong, ("The best laid plans of mice and men...")

So what happens is that a dial flips in your head, and you say, "Okay, I'm just gonna park my ass here for a few years and get things figured out..." Now you might end up accomplishing what your goal was, but by this point, it's no longer an adventure, no? Adventures have a certain feel to them. They're quick, violent, exciting, stormy, emotional. So if your mentality becomes, "Let's just chop this up into bits and take it slow", that's no longer an adventure.

So I think it's about never losing the childlike mentality that you can really do it, in the here and now. And that'll give you the energy to really do it, and live life like an adventure

>>25302940
I have an idea but it might make you sad

>>25302946
Shoot.

Hanging blue-grey heavy but not too
heavy gold on the edges the coolness
is coming, approaching
the darkness and the lights
the outside the inside
the days and the nights

Untitled or Melancholic for the Times to Come as Summer Gives Way to Autumn
by Anonymous

>>25302948
You need a friend or friends or a kind of accomplice to motivate you into action. You might be the dreamer, the ideas man, you might just need that bit of what the French call “vivre”. You need a friend, or a split personality (don’t do this)

I feel this sickness I got rn is going to a definite turning point in my life. A clear pre and post phase.
That is if I ever overcome it.

I have a story. I’ll just the key points, this happened at high school and it might be or not. My friend was upset about something, this was at lunch break, I asked him what’s wrong he told me some of the other lads had told him he wasn’t allowed to sit under this tree they used to sit under during breaks, they said “our tree”. I asked him what’s wrong did he say to them about that, he can anger quickly he said he told them he’d cut their fucking tree down. I said ok let’s cut the tree down, so that’s what we did. We organised a team of four to accomplish the task, myself and my friend and a friend with an axe and trenchcoat and a friend with a car. I won’t go into the details but we cut it down we weren’t caught and nobody was suspicious of us at all, the tree was dragged across the school driveway and those lads whose tree it used to be well one of them he was a guitarist and he wrote and played a eulogy for that tree and all those arseholes had a sort of funeral that day, for the tree.

Just by the way, an axe is very loud in the dead of night and this was before all the schools had cctv

Gathered around the stump. Lamenting that for which they are unaware it was their own cruelty caused to occur.

Anyway, the point of that story was friendship and how the individual is limited to the individual. The revenge is like the sugar in the coffee, or maybe more aptly the chocolate dust atop the cappuccino

>>25302957
What I know is there are stages to illness and from memory it plateaus then declines. Chronic illness is that which remains at the plateau stage. I will pray God sends you the cure

>>25302955
You're kinda right.

I do have a friend who motivates me to work on stuff, but I'm already entrenched in some projects right now.
What drives me insane is that, no matter how old you are, life is essentially always waiting on *YOU* to make the first move. Wanna go to Bali? Wanna shoot a short film? Wanna learn to cook? You can do all that right now. The only thing stopping you is yourself. My problem is not that I can't get off the ground, but that I can't do it all. You could say I have a lust for life, a greed for life even.

There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

Y'all applying for jannies?

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>>25302967
>life is essentially always waiting on *YOU* to make the first move
Well yeah. "Life" doesn't make moves, it's not a person. Sometimes some shit happens and you're thrust into something you didn't start. But if you want to learn to cook, for instance, how could that happen by accident?

What do you actually want to do, anon?

>>25302967
You can book a holiday to Bali, save some money for it if you have to or do some extra work whether that’s overtime or freelance or a second job. Ask your friends or family if they’d be interested in going to Bali.
You can learn to cook by reading about it and watching yt or even going for a job in the industry you can start out as a dish cleaner or maybe a line cook, you don’t need any qualifications or training unless you want to later go on with it as a trade then you can do an apprenticeship.
If you have a phone you can make a film. A lot of full length, feature films began as short films. You can do a 6 minute short film it could be great or crap it doesn’t matter you’ll get better at it with practice or you’ll get sick of it decide it’s not for you or whatever.
It’s easy to start things if you know where to start, and you aren’t like contracted or anything if you decide you don’t want to keep doing a thing you’ve started and if it’s not good you can figure out how to make it better.
Usually for me if I’m not being productive or doing anything interesting it’s because I’m exhausted and need a rest, I find taking a few days off with nothing to do and no plans and then just doing whatever I feel like usually works out. It’s also good to do things like gardening or keeping pets or sourdough or whatever to keep you checking in regularly on reality

Go to Bali, immerse yourself in their food culture and diligently make observations and film as much as you can for your documentary.

this dude said bali
LMAOO

>>25303044
this will be the realistic use case of things like those Meta AI glasses

I used to say I hated the internet era of likes/upvotes/retweets but I had a sudden realization that this is the most sensible way of interacting publicly with others. Why the fuck is it better to have commentary? If it's not for sale the only other option is to say I like it and a button is enough. Why is it better that I say "amazing good job ur teh best!!!!1!!" every single fucking time you post good shit? Why do I have to find new words to express the same basic concept when I can just leave an updoot. Nothing is organic on the internet so it's not any better or worse that I make a long-worded post in adulation. Upvotes and hide/block is everything you need on the internet.
Even better I wish I could do it IRL. Just the other week some stranger wanted to have a conversation with me and because I am polite I participated until it was over, I can't think of a conversation I wouldn't have replaced with an updoot. Like making a thumbs up and a number goes up on the retard's head. Ding ding conversation done. I can't even express the joy of being able to block people IRL, like I never have to see or hear them again and I phase through them while I'm driving. Actually you don't even need updoots, the ability to block what you dislike is the only thing that matters. If you like something it gets to stay. Isn't that all that mattes? I would've actually blocked that retard. I can't believe there are no sites that focus on letting you block all the shit you dislike, on the internet where it's actually possible to have this power. It's a fucking travesty

water some books
>post

Almost like conversations is for retards huh?
Niggas need to learn to appreciate silence.
Monks got it figured out

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>>25303077
What's it like having such crippling autism?

>>25303077
>when anon forgot that he’d been watching black mirror

>>25303058
>What do you actually want to do, anon?
My current project is a video game. I don't really play games myself, but it's the best vehicle for my art and writing there is.

Once I get financial independence, I want to bike across Asia. My first goal would be something much smaller, like biking across a part of one country. If possible I'd like to get my friend on board. Beyond that my goals right now are more normie, I'd like to get some muscles and just do some fun stuff pretty much. I haven't really given it thought since I'm too laser focused right now.

>>25303063
Yeah of course. That's how real life works. Anything is possible if you put in a little effort every day. But a part of that really chips away at my sanity. This morning I was taking a walk in the rain and I realized, I don't know how to twirly my umbrella. I kept trying and trying, but I couldn't get it to spin right. When people are kids or teenagers, they see potential in a scenario like this, the question on their minds is always, "Why not?" Everything looks easy to them because they lack experience. Once you know that it might take an hour or so to learn to spin a baton, by that point you might not even care anymore. But that's sad. When you become a person who stops seeing possibility everywhere you look, and instead sees the chains of months-long commitments, you stop engaging with the world in the same way.

I want to become a person who randomly comes up with an idea like learning to spin a baton, and then when he gets home he just learns to do it. I don't want to buy into this idea that everything cool in this world is difficult, time-consuming, costly, and so on. That mentality is why you and I don't really engage with the world like we did when we were kids. We look at the world and just see invisible barriers everywhere we look. I think the lesson is to see those walls as fake.

>>25303104
I couldn’t blow smoke rings so I went on wikihow and learnt how to do it and practiced doing it until I could do it. Now I’m not very good at it but I’ve kinda figured it out

People who smoke should honestly get cancer and die.

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>>25303118
Very well. Your parents, wife and kids will become smokers and die within 20 years.

>>25303123
yeah i dont have any of those so im good.
Enjoy your cancer jabroni

>>25302760
I couldn't even get a job in a factory.
I don't understand how I fucked up my life so bad.
I'm never going to be able to even work a basic job
I just daydream all day about having a different life since my current one is so irredeemable

>>25303104
Seems like you're doing fine, man. Keep chipping away at those goals. But I don't really relate to your experience of being a kid. Yeah maybe you think the world is wide open and you can do anything but that's never really been the case, right? Of all the random shit I did as a kid, ultimately it's only a couple things that I pursued with any intensity and that's what I'm good at now. Maybe it feels like less of a defeat to give up on something that you don't like when you're young? If you can't devote an hour to learning to spin a baton, did you even really want to do it? I don't see any shame in admitting that something is not really worth the effort vs the amount of pleasure it would give you.

What's your game about?

>>25303144
>Of all the random shit I did as a kid, ultimately it's only a couple things that I pursued with any intensity and that's what I'm good at now.
Yeah, sure. I suppose it all comes down to the disheartening idea that once you fulfill your childhood dreams, your personal story is basically over. Which means if you don't find something new to chase in, it's over.

>What's your game about?
It's a story based on the ghost towns of China. A young guy graduates college and tells all his friends and family he's doing post-grad, but in reality he's moved away to one of these ghost towns because he's lost his love for life and decided to take a huge risk. When he gets there, he takes a shuttle and falls asleep, and when he wakes up he's dropped off at a far away corner of the town where there are virtually zero amenities, and so his life becomes a day-to-day struggle for survival for a bit. Pretty soon he runs into a couple other people, and they form a makeshift group living together in some flat. The early part of the story is just basic survival stuff, the middle part is more cozy and relaxed with comparatively more character development, and the later part is a long journey through this giant abandoned city. The city itself is based on Russia, Central Asia, and western China for the most part

How do I force myself to care about sports

perfect time to write the next infinite jest donit?

>>25303189
Pretend to gamble on it. Imagine you have $50 and place some bets and keep track of those bets

>>25303208
>Pretend to gamble on it.
yall niggas gotta stop playing pretend all the time and just do things for real

>download an e-book thinking its only one book
>its a collection of the author's bibliography
fuck. i ended up downloading the whole lonesome dove chronicles.

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>>25302689
>surf the internet
>same fucking shit everyday everywhere you go, from jokes, memes, reactions, sex/porn jokes, politics, rivalries, fights and drama, fake videos for (you) etc

i am so tired anons and i don't know why i bother anymore with the internet, i am more happy while running/walking in a forest alone while watching the sky

Should I read Henry Kissinger's Diplomacy?

>>25303379
>*Hits you at full strength with an aluminum baseball bat, pulverizing any hope of a non-comatose life

>>25303386
*weaves and ducks the baseball bat*
Just answer the question.

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>>25303388
u cant weave and duck out of a hit after its already hit tsk tsk
This is why no one likes to play with you btw

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>>25303397
I don't give a fuck.

I WON'T LET YOU FALL APART

I HATE working out. It's torture. Any time I try I just want to stop immediately. How do you people do this? It's like putting needles in your eyeballs.

>>25303564
I don't

I was busy for like 20 minutes and when I came back the incel shitflinging thread was gone. Man this sucks, I was having fun in there!

I fell for the CS degree meme. I've been applying to jobs the past 10 months and haven't even gotten an interview.

for the last 5 months I've been mostly playing videogames and staying inside, also jerking off from time to time

>>25303564
To be honest I could only do it back when I could still get laid, which I admit, was very rarely.
Up until about six months ago I was running and working out a lot, but I was just running off the fumes of motivation from the last strange woman (which is now almost 5 years ago).
So yeah, without the hope for pussy, no matter how delusional, it's pretty hard. Just my two cents. Yell at me, I haven't been masochistic enough lately anyway, probably because I haven't been working out. Though you can just starve yourself and drink a lot of coffee and it's considerably less physically strenuous. You do need willpower for both, however.

Kafka on the Shore
Einstein on the Beach

any other works of art with similar names?

>>25303679
Woman in the dunes?

>>25302734
I threw my copy of Gravity's Rainbow in the trash a year or two ago. Consider that my review of the book and of his work. Would take a lot to convince me to give anything else by him another try.

>>25303679
Nigger in da club

>>25302689
Everyone saying how Western civilization is collapsing, but no one telling you to adopt an Astérix and Obélix mentality.

I wish I had $25,500

>>25303742
Describe this mentality to me.

I wish I had $25,500.

I just hit myself and said 'ouch'
Then i immediately hit myself again 3 times real fast and said 'ouch fuck'
I think im losing my mind bros...

>>25303675
>Though you can just starve yourself and drink a lot of coffee and it's considerably less physically strenuous.
You mean for losing weight?

I wish I had some way to offload this $25,500 I have.

It's been cool and windy and rainy the last couple days after a long stretch of lots of sun and eighty degree temperatures. The pool training portion of my SCUBA certification doesn't begin until June 4th. I just hope I don't have to get in a pool with cold, windy, rainy temperatures because that would be gay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollianus

>>25303785
That had nothing to do with neither lolis nor anuses.

>>25303761
> The year is 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium...

Can't believe I just sliced my finger on a razor like an idiot, carelessly wiping something off so the razor sliced clean into my finger. If anything I'm lucky the cut isn't bigger. Now it won't stop bleeding and I was gonna leave the house in 30 minutes. fug

>>25303789
Interesting. How do I get women to join the Revolt Against The Modern World compound so it doesn't devolve into homosex?

>>25303792
Shit suxx. Might need stitches anon.

>>25303796
im sure fatties will do anything as long as you maintain the illusion that you love them unconditionally

>>25303796
> The power of women in a society is one of the surest guarantees of the persistence of the Aryan elements. The more this power is respected, the more one is entitled to declare the race which shows itself subject to it closer to the true instincts of the noble variety; now, the German women had nothing to envy in their sisters of the ancient branches of the family (2).

Novels are a low form of art, on par with copy writing or videogames. Within three generations our descendents will speak of Halo the same way some of us speak of The Great Gatsby.

>>25303808
don't you dare say that! it was only skin deep.

>>25303816
Someone should design a video game where, at the end of each level or at designated checkpoints, the player is forced to read a chapter from Joyce's Ulysses or Pound's The Cantos and answer questions about the text in order to continue.

>>25303818
If you saw muscle, you needs stitches. Shrimple as.

>>25303810
>fatties
How do I get FUCKABLE women to join?

>>25303833
Step one: Be rich, buff, 6'8 chad with an eight inch cock (flaccid)

>>25303816
videogames > all other forms of art and entertainment

>>25303823
I like this idea. It should also be, otherwise, a deeply mediocre uncreative trannycore boomer shooter with meaninglessly spastic graphics.

>>25303833
>How do I get FUCKABLE women to join?
Anon... I...

It's funny how there's an instance of the bell curve meme on Goodreads. Rarely are really great books far above 4 stars because the retarded women who mostly use that site can't understand them, and really dogshit emotionally charged books (sanderslop) get high ratings because it appeals to the histrionic midwit (who outnumbers high IQ people by a lot). But then both groups can recognize that something like "my immortal" or whatever is dogshit.

Imagine what video games will be like 300 trillion years from now.

>>25303902
woah

now imagine what they'll be like in 300 trillion years if videogame technology isn't allowed to advance beyond the nintendo 64, so the innovation can only be in content

>>25303902
They'll be even fucking worse?

>>25303928
How do you know?

>>25303975
Mixtape

Burroughs has given me the Venusian Gook Rot

>>25303044
My mom has a Karen haircut

Mimes are the funniest most intelligent form of clown and they are still effective and used to this day

If someone cuts off my arm, but I don't hate him for it, then having revenge isn't justified
But if someone stubs his toe against me and I feel angered, then revenge is justified
For everyone else I hold normal moral rules

>>25304075
Is she single?

>>25304136
If someone kills me for unjust reasons, then I'm haunting them. If someone kills for just reasons, then I'm not haunting them.

>>25304096
I've really been wanting to pantomime casting and reeling something in the next time someone throws weak bait at me irl. But I don't talk to people or get in any conversations beyond customer service interactions anymore so I've been waiting a long time.

>>25304142
If I'm dead I'm hopefully released from knowing revenge

>>25303771
Yeah, if you can make it until at least lunchtime by keeping the hungerpangs at bag with coffee try that. Mix it up with some water and it'll trick your stomach for at least 30min-hour long intervals. Try not to drink more than 5 cups a day though because it can really fuck up your insides if you overdo it. Then try to make it to dinner by having small handfuls of crackers or something more low fat than chips. Eat a granola bar if you have to. Then eat something like a single ham sandwich for dinner or at worst some chicken and rice, maybe ramen if you really want to push it. Do this for awhile and you defintely won't go over 2000 calories a day and you'll shed weight like crazy, especially if you're willing to throw in a short run or walk everyday to burn some more energy.
It's also key not to eat a few hours before bed, again, drink water or something sugar free or diet coke or whatever if you must have flavor, but not regular juice or pop or anything like that because drinking too many calories is where most people fuck this up and never get anywhere.
Once you get to a normal weight you can start tapering things back in, but you have to have at least a basic estimate of the caloric contect of foods, and if you aren't sedentary you can go over by about 500-1000 depending on the day and how active you are. You don't have to count calories meticulously like some bitch but you do have to be somewhat in the ballpark or you'll fuck this all up.
Best of luck anons.

William S Burroughs really be like 'Homosexuality is kind of like... having poison blood, especially in the way it removes your immunities' in 1964 lmfao

>>25304291
That's just AIDS he's describing.

>>25304303
Yeah man that's what I'm saying he wrote that shit in 1964 and AIDS wasn't active or identified until 1983. Dude just produced the diagnosis by figuring the spreading homosexuality that destroyed his human immunity will eventually spread to blood cells like it spread everywhere

I wonder if women ever think about how some men would pay thousands for their shit as they flush it

>>25304363
Oh, they're well aware.

>>25304363
And vice versa.

Women should only be allowed to eat fruits, baked goods, maybe soup. The idea of a bitch stuffing her face profoundly disgusts me

>>25304481
Chud or anorexic teenage girl: Call it

>>25304363
They do, and joke about doing it and other forms of fetish-prostitution pretty regularly. I dislike women but you can't blame them *too* much for that in itself.

>>25304486
Anorexic chud

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Hoping this girl I've been talking to messages me back soon. Also I upload my license application to the Insurance Council website tonight, the very last step in acquiring my life insurance license. PRAISE JESUS.

Just got back from making someone else money to an apartment that belongs to someone else. Going to watch a video of someone else fuck a woman now.

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Friend of mine told me she can only throw up when she pushes her finger down her throat, and when asked why, she answered with "It happens when you suck a lot of cock.".

>>25304595
I decapitated a bear today. It was a sticker on my envelope from my grandma.

my favorite booktuber said my age range is too old for her to date :(

>>25304600
Lol real. I'm 32 y/o khhv and I crave 22-24 y/o pussy.

>>25304600
Fucking PEDO

>>25304600
Redhead whore that said "you become what you read"?

>>25304609
My craving is much, much, much, much younger than that (see eggs).

>>25304617
Can't post shit like this.

>>25304614
>you become what you read
I understand the point when people say this to me ("what you consume or expose yourself to becomes a part of you") but in my case it's never really been true. I'm too good at compartmentalizing the different parts of myself, and I'm inured to the things that I may find distasteful or which I may not agree with. Mature adults don't believe just because you read something you must automatically agree with it.

Just finished my cuppa coffee and there was a ton of silt in the last gulp. The woes of using a (cheap) French press.

>>25304623
Who is the booktuber, smartass?

>>25304634
You probably don't know them.

Honestly? I have never had a cheeseburger at a real restaurant that I enjoyed more than a burger at a fast food place like Five Guys, Wendy's or even McDonald's. They all have the same bland taste at any other restaurant, nothing special about them. Usually with real restaurants you always get a better if more expensive alternative to fast food but not with a burger.

>>25304661
Enlighten me, TWAT.

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>>25304481
women shouldn't shy away from sweet treats

>>25304481
Post hand, fatty.

>>25304590
Stop doing that, if you have to watch porn then just watch women on their own

>>25304634
NTA.
>>25304684
Insanely Greek looking specimen right here.

>>25304662
Is Five Guys really fast food when a single meal is like $20 CAD?

>>25304684
>Iris the same color as the pupil
Subhuman

>>25304684
Trvthnvke

>>25304701
>Five Guys
It's just peanuts.

>>25304705
Kind of defeats the purpose of fast food when you need to sit-in in order to get the full experience.

I'm taking uranium pills now. It does sound scary.

I don't like Matt Dinniman's prose, and it annoys me to no end that he could write a book but I haven't been able to figure out how to structure a novel.

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Paul Muad'dib = Literally Hitler.

Today I learned of the "ornamental hermit/garden hermit" and it blew my fucking mind.

>>25304743
>Ghengis Khan
>Killed 4 million
Try 40 million, lmao

>>25304787
Have you heard of stylites?

>>25304795
Pillar Christians, yes I knew of them.

>>25304812
You should consider it.

>>25304815
I can't. I'm far too worldly, sorry.

RART

Eating hot pepperoni sticks.

>>25304702
do you have the heart to tell her that in person?

>>25304829
Yes

I'm fairly concerned that my mother might be an fucking idiot.

>>25304839
I love my mother but she has absolutely no ability to distinguish between the world as she wishes to see it and the world as it actually is. She is also hopelessly naive about people and constantly takes the word for who they say they are against their actions even when there is contrary evidence screaming in her face. I think this in large part explains both her over-emotional state and neediness and why she is such a people pleaser. She just doesn't have the strenght to stand her ground and accept the nature of people and reality sometimes, and gets super defensive when you challenge her on it. Honestly, my dad is no help either really because he is largely the same way to a lesser degree, or is merely playing into it to keep her emotionally appeased. Maybe it's just a boomer thing.
I would feel more guilty about how easy it was to deceive my mother and my parents while I was growing up and throughout my later life if it wasn't for the fact that had I diverged from their thinking and teachings I never would have even made it this far.

>>25304857
had I not diverged*
I should learn to proofread my own posts better, fuck.

>>25304291
It's quite astounding the creativity humans possess when attempting to explain the causes and internal processes for health fluctuations when the science isn't yet understood. It's the source of a lot of beautiful, poetic thinking. Nowadays, almost all writing is technical and scientific.

There's an aggressively mid girl who sits in the cubicle across from mine at work. Every single day, 2-5 dudes wander over from their cubicles to chat with/flirt with/attempt to score with her, prevent each other from scoring, or do this weird conversational dance around the extremely obvious fact that all of them want to get into her pants but pretend otherwise to be "nonchalant" or whatever the meme is these days. The chick in question constantly talks about her other guy friends, talks about her weekend escapades involving getting drunk with said guy friends, and leads the different dudes orbiting her on in that giggly half-flirty but easily deniable way that makes it easy for her to get attention and hard for any of the guys to conclusively say she's into any one of them.
It's a little fascinating to watch, the way an insect colony in a nature documentary could be.

>>25304969
You sound jealous

>>25304970
Yes, that's the response I expected. Everyone who engages in such behavior, it seems, immediately resorts to accusing their interlocutors of not getting any pussy, and so do those who have engaged in such behavior in the past.
Whatever you say, man. I'm totally an incel because I will neither chase a walking collection of red flags nor sacrifice my dignity to do so. You got me.

I don't have a birthday this year. Sigh.

>>25304969
>>25304970
you all sound like annoying faggots. I'm not going back to work anytime soon, thanks for the motivation not to give a fuck.

>>25304969
>>25304977
I'm largely with you on this and your description but I'm past the point of even finding this kind of behaviour amusing or entertaining even from a distance. It's just more of the same humiliating shit and it's just annoying and distracting when you see right through it and it's in a workplace environment where you're just trying to get your shit done and get through another stupid day. So tiresome

>>25304977
>>25304981
Kek, gottem

We used to shoot communists. What happened to that?

>>25304985
I'm retarded are you saying we roasted him or vice versa.
Sorry again for being retarded, but honestly, a bit more clarification would help.

I miss you.

>>25304969
This is a nice write-up.

>>25305002
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)

>>25305033
WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU

>>25305037
AND I'M SO SORRY

I hate Blink-182

>>25305042
Soulless.

I made some pasta and I used way too much butter. So much in fact it's actually giving me a headache as I eat it, wtfff

just took a shit, now listening to some music

I want to play poker really fucking bad lately but I self-excluded from every online site because I was playing too much and I'm too socially awkward/insecure to go play irl at any casinos around where I live, because I'm afraid of getting verbally harassed by drunk cokeheads who take it as a way to sublimate their sociopathy. A little needling is fine and some banter, but I don't need aggro coked out weirdos getting in my face over a game that has $1/2 blinds. Oh well, I guess I'll just read books and jerk off at home.

Do you ever feel like three or four completely different guys bound together akin to a binary star system rather than a singular person?

>>25305078
No. Nope, can't realistically say I've ever actually felt like that, sorry. Although I did once have someone tell me that they thought that I had multiple personality disorder which kinda floored me, couldn't figure out how he ever came to that conclusion (I think he was probably just an idiot)

>>25305085
Yeah I'd tell him you're supposed to jerk off in your armchair alone when no one else is around.

What am I supposed to say when I see a little person since midget is a slur: "wow, it's a little person, that's so cool. Hey there, can I talk to you?"

>>25305096
>*hits you with a construction-grade sledgehammer right on your spine, rendering you bound to a wheelchair for the rest of your life.*
What am I supposed to say when I see a disabled person since cripple a slur: "wow, it's a disabled person, that's so cool. Hey there, can I talk to you?"

>*spits on you out of pure disdain*

>>25304969
just chuck a fat aidsburp at them next time they congregate

But we are all Goths, for all that, whoever we are; which is to say, Outlanders. And like the Goth Sarus we still owe loyalty to an Empire, but we no longer know of what the Empire consists. We are still bound by the statement of Stilicho that the highest duty in the World is the proper ordering of the World. There will be, and are, other worlds; and perhaps it is not a terrible thing that a world should end. But we are still in admiration at the great corpse of it.

>>25305114
I think in this case what you're saying is incongruous with your actions and mental content.

>>25302689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DReHCzX5a0Q

Tomorrow I have a dentist appointment at 3. In order to make it, which requires multiple busses, I have to leave the house by 12:35. Those of you with cars might think this is terribly inconvenient, but it actually makes for some quality reading time. Question is, should I bring Proust or Pynchon? Let's do Proust.

>>25305124
>Requires multiple buses
Where the fuck do you live? Just walk.

You think you're Sysiphus but you're actually the fuckass boulder.

>>25305148
I'm actually the hill, I think.

>>25305151
Nope. You're not that important.

>>25305148
>>25305151
>>25305153
such vivid yet ultimately hollow imagery

>Aligned with the Communist Party USA before the 1940s, Trumbo was an isolationist. He joined the Communist Party in 1943, and remained active until 1947. He reaffiliated himself with the party in 1954. His novel The Remarkable Andrew featured the ghost of President Andrew Jackson appearing to caution the United States against getting involved in World War II and in support of the Nazi-Soviet pact.

>Shortly after Operation Barbarossa, the Axis invasion of the Soviet Union in 1941, Trumbo and his publisher decided to suspend reprinting Johnny Got His Gun until the end of the war. During the war, Trumbo received letters from individuals "denouncing Jews" and using Johnny to support their arguments for "an immediate negotiated peace" with Nazi Germany; Trumbo reported these correspondents to the FBI. Trumbo regretted this decision, which he called "foolish". After two FBI agents showed up at his home, he understood that "their interest lay not in the letters but in me".

>>25305156
>t.boulder

>>25305148
Suppose I am: What do you suggest I do with that revelation?

>>25305163
Stop being such a burden, duh.

>>25305140
It's across the river in the adjacent city.

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>>25305163
>What do you suggest I do with that revelation?

>>25305167
Damn bitch, you live like this?

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No matter how thoroughly I wipe, I can run my finger through my buttcrack while lying in bed hours later and still have my finger come away with a lil' stinky poo on it.

>>25305169
Why?

>>25305174
stop being such a boulder with these incessant questions omg

We have a fucking irl boulder ITT

>>25305178
No, sorry. My mass deforms gravity and my mind falls into curiosity. I can't help it.

>>25305187
>*rolls back down the hill*

>>25305190
FUCK

Philosophy books with a narrative are unreadable

>>25305205
I meant without a narrative.

>>25305208
No I didnt wtf

4chan boards without user IDs are unusable.

>>25305214
they should just bring back showing IPs and most schizo stuff would be deterred

>>25305170
Just to get to the dentist. And the health clinic I go to every two weeks. But that's it!

>>25305173
It's because of my hairy butt crack.

>>25305217
WTF? Do you live in fucking Lewiston/Clarkston Idaho?

>>25305220
TRUKE

Today I saw up the skirt of a girl while at the bottom of the staircase and her at the top. I did nothing but look up, not even a bending of my knees, when I saw that Lacey white pair hugging those unblemished, thick thighs and round rump, which would've otherwise been hidden by her baby blue, clearly lolita inspired, skirt.
A flash of divinity, a miracle from God. Without biting into the fruit of sin itself I'm still able to taste it's sweet juices. It's as if I laid below Eve herself as she bit into the apple, my mouth agape, juice dripping from her chin and collecting atop my tongue, which savoured these sweet juices at a greater degree knowing I hadn't partaken in any wrongdoing myself. And id realised, can anyone truly say that God does not reward his virtuous? Who still by all accounts enjoy the full breadth of life in both its stale goodness and it's fresh evil?

>>25305230
Nah, you definitely sinned

>>25305233
This is an utter serendipity, no sin is involved

>>25305237
You looked at a woman with lust in your heart. You sinned.

>>25305239
And yet if I looked away from a miracle I'd be turning my face from God. This was divinity, light shot from her camel toe and into my pineal gland. Pah, you'd have to be there.

>>25305249
Nope. You're wrong. You sinned.

>>25305252
Go practice your abridged laws elsewhere and let a man enjoy the scraps of sin pavlova that God dumps into his gullet.

My biggest gripe with Catholicism other than mass and transubstantiation is probably the concept of confession – partly for the reason that I don't believe it's possible to remember all of the sins you've committed when confessing to a priest; besides, the Holy Bible says the only mediator between us and the Father is Christ Jesus anyways. God has already forgiven us when we sin, but repentance is certainly required when it comes to serious things like adultery or theft.

>>25305265
Catholics worship statues so there's that too.

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My last vape pod just cashed. Gotta wait till the morning. Dunno if I'm gonna pull an all-nighter, I'll just let what happens happen I guess and just crash when it feels natural. It's 2am right now and the store opens at 6 so I don't have long to wait. An early morning walk might even be in order. Might be nice.

>>25305271
Enjoy struggling for breath during your walk, addict!

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Today in Bizarro World...

Feeling depressed and stressed out.

Tfw no lit gf (female) to keep as a submissive housewife and buy lingerie and books for

>>25305283
Me too. I've had extreme anxiety over ai the last week or three. I can see my sleep and even when I do I feel like shit. It's fucking up some very important plans. I don't know what to do.

Just saw an ad for mood-boosting deodorant. wtf

>>25305295
How about a moon boosting deodorant?

Too many people think friendships are supposed to have a "honeymoon phase." Way too many goddamned flakes out there. It's fucked

>>25305280
I had a Japanese person call New Zealand "White Japan" and I can't stop thinking about it that way.

I will eventually die so do whatever you want to me life, but I win in the end.

>>25305323
Lol I see it too.

>the young, attractive female History of Magic professor at Hogwarts was caught molesting a male student
What would happen in this scenario?

When some people say that women don't have an internal life, they usually mean it as an insult, but it could also be construed as a positive thing, as something that lets them live in a perpetual here and now instead of being hung up on the past, the future, or mentally spinning their wheels in place about things beyond their control like men often do.

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>>25305367
>mentally spinning their wheels in place about things beyond their control
Lol, like me for my entire life!

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Yeah I caved and that did the thing I said wouldnt do. SO WHAT?? I dont care what people think of me so why should I care about what I think about myself??

>>25305375
COVID was 6 years ago bro.

I'm getting broccoli head fatigue.

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>>25305377
>COVID was 6 years ago bro.
tfw

>>25305375
I'd consider it a compliment if a company needs you so much that they want to come into work anyway, you get paid to do minimal work and if they complain about it you can always say: "You asked me to come in with a broken neck..."

>>25305388
But anon, anon's boss literally has no one else to open Publix today!

>>25305392
I literally work 9 hours for 6 days of the week, I'm just going to tell you that your wasting your time appealing to someone like me about something like that, especially if your job is basically just standing behind a counter for 8 hours, you could probably get yourself a chair as compensation for working and just sit down.

Happy 4:20 AM

Porn is getting out of hand. My PH feed is filled with tranny porn and AI even though I never watch that shit. It's fucked.

tfw it didn't turn out the way you wanted it to

>>25305361
>"Fucking sick, dude. Gimme five." Said Dumbledore calmly.

After training today I went by the fruitshop to buy some grapes and apples. I found a box of grapes that looked perfectly sweet and ripe. Me not wanting to put the box of grapes in my foul smelling training bag I foolishly put them in the plastic bag I had for my apples. It was a few minutes after walking home that I looked down at the bag, only to see it had ripped open, leaving only three apples left and none of my grapes. I looked solemnly down the road I was walking but there were no grapes in sight.

I bet they were sour anyways.

My sister just gave me some transparent post-its and I have no idea how I'm to use them on my books.

My interactions with girls feels like interviews.

>>25305548
Don't you love it when they response with one or two words?

>>25305548
Ya gotta flip the script, Anon. Interview THEM.

>>25305555
Its just like they never ask anything about me.
>>25305578
Yeah, Im doing it.

>>25305501
Birds probably ate them so that’s ok they were for the birds

>>25305271
You need to up your vape game. Try tanks and stock coils, or rebuildables. All I worry about is which juice to try next

I just realized one day that I don't want to be a "provider" I don't care one fucking bit if a woman is happy or satisfied or not (they never are) and I don't want to waste my money on them.

I don't care anymore. And I wish (You) didn't either.

>>25305734
>I just realized one day that I don't want to be a "provider"
>I don't care one fucking bit if a woman is happy or satisfied or not
you can care about your gf outside the context of a primitive division of labour, anon

Some PETA offshoot in my state is trying to get a measure passed that makes any and all "exploitation" of animals illegal. That means no farming, hunting, butchering, or keeping livestock. They also want to make euthanasia of suffering pets a criminal offense. Also no roping or herding or riding (we're a rodeo town). Basically anything they deem "cruel towards animals" will be strictly outlawed.

I'd like to believe that the average voter would strike this shit down poste-haste but then I remember that they made a loony lesbian the state governor so I dunno...

I don't even understand how insane shit like this even got on the ballot in the first place.

Violin
Chess
Calligraphy
Painting
Learn and master these

>>25305745
What girlfriend? I kicked that lying, cheating, thieving whore to the curb over a year ago.

>>25305734
my mind is too labile and suicidal to ever consider kids, but im pretty sure thats the name of the game if u want progeny.

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Seller at the phone store gave me puppy eyes the entire time I was there and smiled whenever I looked at her (which I tried to avoid). But I won't be fooled by no foid no more. I've become a STONE COLD truecel.

>>25305764
They weren't flirting with you. They were just being nice.

I want "I Stand With Israel" people either deported or (ideally) killed.

>>25305788
> They were just being nice.
FREAKING HARLOTS

>>25305734
I like to imagine women in my head that get excited when you buy them dinner and give them cute jackets, because I know IRL they would be like "thanks bro" and throw it into the pile of simp cuck twitch fan gifts

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>>25305790
How many times do i need to teach you this lesson old man?

>>25305788
Yeah no shit. I still wasn't moved one bit, when I used to be.

>>25305794
You're a kike. Yes, I know.

Something poetic about the figurehead of modern atheism thinking AI is capable of independent thought (and calling it 'claudia) and the pope dismissing AI.

>figurehead of modern atheism
Who?

>>25305796
We better let China ass rape us and make it legal to spitroast dogs in public and saying that's kind of gross tanks your credit score by 500.
>PALESTINE
Yeah, I don't like the idea of defenseless people getting killed even brown ones

>Goes on a fucking mental tirade
Quit putting words in my mouth, dog.

>>25305746
>They also want to make euthanasia of suffering pets a criminal offense.
The vet industry does a lot of bullshit where they try and milk you a long as long as possible, they will always tell you something is treatable even if it's like cancer or something. We put one of our dogs through a lot because they promised us that if we did an expensive treatment she could live another 2-3 years but in the end it came back in a couple months and I felt intense guilt over not just letting her go earlier. My second dog, it took them like 6 months to just tell us that cancer was cancer, and from there I just watched him daily when i learned he had cancer and waited for the time it seemed he wasn't having a good time anymore.

>>25305796
It's a meme image you dummy. Although I'm sure there's people like that, notably people who've invested in Rheinmetall, Lockheed Martin and such.

>>25305818
If the dog can’t stand up it’s time. It’s sad but if he can’t work that’s it

>>25305833
I did a bit of research into this, it's when they stop eating. You just put them down if they go an extended period where they don't want to eat. It takes quite a bit of internal misery for them to not want to eat.
Sadly, dogs are soldiers, and will not vocalize or make their suffering obvious.

>It's a meme you dip
Castrate yourself, now.

>>25305839
It's usually when they've grown weak, refuse to eat or drink and once they start going into hiding. Once they start avoiding everyone and everything, including you, it's time.

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>>25305839
My dog ate two big meals the same day he died lol. He got diagnosed with what was suspected to most likely be liver cancer, two days before, and it was finally confirmed when the tumor ruptured on the day he died. I'm glad, that what he had was so bad, and he was immediately euthanized, otherwise the vet would've probably refused the mercy kill and needlessly prolonged my dog's suffering. I've seen that happen with a dog of a friend of mine. Poor animal was literally walking on his last legs at the end. The whole ordeal traumatized my friend so hard, she gave up having dogs all together afterwards. But my boy thankfully only suffered for like two hours before meeting his Maker.
Man, just writing this post is making me tear up again. Miss you, Woody, you were my best and most loyal friend. I'll see you again, buddy, I promise you.

words to add to my daily vocabulary:
>intrepid
>inveterate
>truculent

>>25305874
Using big words in normal conversation just makes people hate you/think you're a smug know-it-all cunt.

>>25305882
my intrepidness is too inveterate in my being to care about the truculent masses

>>25305891
Nah, you care. Otherwise you wouldn't have even responded, lmao.

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>>25305894
I am not him for I have no goals of arbitrary mastery of a language.
Never believe the person behind a post is who you think it is.
Kuh kuh kuh

>>25305882
Precisely why I do it.

>>25305882
I’d wager you’re one of those types who vocalise the slash when you say and/or.

"Aw you cute, gurl."
"Huh?"
"Err, you fine . . . see? Fo' shizzle."
"Huh."
"Fucking bitch."

>>25305874
The only one of these I would really raise an eyebrow at is truculent. Intrepid is fairly common, and I've at least heard people say inveterate out loud. But the only time I've ever encountered truculent was in Tarr by Wyndham Lewis. But he uses it constantly, on every third page pretty much.

>>25305746
There is not a snowball's chance in hell of that passing. Even they know that, it's a gambit. Lead with the most extreme version of whatever you want to do and then when you propose the moderate version, which was your goal all along, people are a lot more willing to compromise with you

>>25305793
Believe it or not most women aren't milking a stable of online orbiters for free shit

>>25305955
That kind of tactic only works when your opponent is not expecting it and is assuming you are a good faith actor. Once it’s a known gambit the opponent will adjust to it, if they are worthy. And it’ll damage your reputation for future negotiations.

>>25305964
The guy I responded to seems to think that they're serious

>>25305967
They may be serious in which case they are radicals and are asking for too much. If it’s an art of the deal tactic then they are unserious.

Pooping on the chest is a Cleveland Steamer. What's pooping on the face?

Shakespeare
Dickens
Holmes
Bond
Read these and nothing else

>>25306020
James Bond?

>>25305746
>They also want to make euthanasia of suffering pets a criminal offense.
see now that's cruel

>>25306020
What about Sortes Astrampsychi?

By GOD I'm horny

>>25306057
Stick your penis into my anal cavity.

HEAD LIKE A HOLE