>average author bio
Five times New York Times Bestseller author btw
>>25303220>average author portrait
>bouncy-loudThomas Carlyle-ass compound adjective
>if only I were a published author, I’d be such a based Chad mogging sigma >no, I’ll never write anything
>>25303266The vast majority of people here could write a better novel than 98% of contemporary published authors. I mean that seriously. It's no secret that the industry has been inundated with milquetoast jobsworths and passive aggressive functionaries.
>>25303220She needs a firmware upgrade in the form of “coffee.”
>>25303266I hate all of you.
>>25303294 /wg/ /wng/ and the writing competitions have proven this statement to be false