This page scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>You must not bop on Pop.
Are the Whos that Horton hears related to the Whos who the Grinch stole Christmas from?
>>25306190They're the same population.
>>25306193Was there a tiny jesus who died on the who speck to make christmas there?
>>25306190/lit/ isn't ready for a deep dive into Who lore
>>25306092What was scary about it? An angry father?
>>25306314Ze Kinder, who ze Buch is reading, begins mit ze verständlich zat ze Vater is peaceful, benign, unthreatening. Vith ze primitive Eifer of Kindheit ze Kinder blitzkriegs ze Vater, only to discover mit großer Shock dat ze Vater is a figure of Wut und Schreck, sehr unheimlichgeit. It is at zis moment zat ze Kinder begins to plot ze Vaterstod.
i remember having pic related read to me when I was little, and having nightmares about the black man in the story afterwards. I still find the illustrations in this book disturbing.
Bros... there is a wocket in my pocket... fuck.
>>25306092How do you feel about Clark?
I feel like Ali Sard.
>>25306092But what if mom hops on pop?
For me it was the disembodied pants
So who was right?
Where do we put our butter bros?
>>25306705>I always go south, making south-going tracks>I never...take a step to one sideI'm inclined to take the South-Going Zax's side.
>>25306344Kek
>>25306705More importantly, why did the woke-ass city planners let them live?
>>25306655Yeah, that page also scared me shitless
>>25306660The struggle towards the grass is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Ali Sard happy.
Look, I admire Dr. Seuss' messages of tolerance and love as much as anybody, but there is a time and a place where the civilized man must draw a line. Enough is enough.
>>25306956I wouldn't mind you butter up fags if you weren't so sanctimonious. When the day of the rope comes you'll still be wondering why this is happening to you
>You have to send your young men to die for international jewry because...YOU JUST DO, OKAY?!
>>25307130What a faggot the Dr. was
>>25306705>>25306811North-Going Zax has a calm disposition, in contrast to the clear anger shown by South-Going Zax, so I will side with him.
>>25307142Well, you're clearly on the wrong side here. I'm going to have to demand that you adjust your stance.
By counting his fish, then lamenting the lack of fish with the phrase "no fish", is the Dr telling us that material possessions are fleeting?
>>25307160I won't change my ways, if I have to keep posting here fifty-nine days.
>>25306705South-Going Zax, definitely
I like shouting with extreme emphasis STOP! to my lil boy on this page. He loves it. My wife likes to rap one fish too fish red fish blue fish to him as well.
>>25307292Very sweet!
>>25306092Meanwhile in Germany (I was read this as a kid)
>>25307750What a couple of mincing faggots.
>>25307750What was wrong with the kid's thumbs?
>>25307774I think they were cut off by that guy to illustrate what happens when you keep sucking on your thumb. Basically a cautionary tale for children or something lol>>25307772Of course they're German
>>25306092I think that Hop on Pop is a very underrated horror novel.
>>25307986True but it relies too much on jump scares.
>>25307750Clock Tower reference
>>25306231Jesus came to the Americas to preach the Gospel to the Lamanites, why can't he have come to Whoville either
>>25307134wait til you find out about the Lorax.
>>25307750Looks like Ed Lear's books of limerick.
>>25306449true to life
>>25307130I think he was just racist against japs and krauts
>>25307134He was a chad
Imagine actually, genuinely, sincerely getting actually, genuinely, sincerely mad about anti-Nazi propaganda from the WWII era.
>>25310087I dislike traitors to their people simple as
>>25306705South-goingGODS
