>>25314533I will never marry or have children so no.
>>25314533>Tenured professor>Department chair>Wrote a book in his field>Married>Father>Home owner >Successful affairI should fucking hope to be so lucky
>>25314549i would kill every anon on this board and their families to have that life
>>25314549he was department chair? i thought lomax got the chair?
>>25314570Welp, time for a reread
>>25314549I wouldn't even get into a 2 bit grad school and fat fucking chance of breaking into humanities academia. There's no hope for me man. I wish I could have been a professor.
>>25314533sure, if you join a commie-infested institution instead of being an entrepreneur, it definitely will.
>>25314549He could have been happy if he either A) never married his wife. B) tell his wife to fuck all the way off when she suddenly decided to be a mother C) run off with the woman he had an affair with and bring his daughter with him.
Imagine stoner happy. What if he actually likes the poetic forlorn mundane nature of his life
>>25314533sometimes you are the one who makes it happen to someone else
>>25314616>run off with the woman he had an affair with and bring his daughter with him.And then have a threesome
>>25314705Who wakes up in the morning and wonders what a woman thinks? About anything?
>>25314707Given by then his daughter was an alcoholic who slept with her entire high school why not
>get smart>get careered>get laid >dodge draft>get laid again>dunk on ur boss>die on ur termsI wish
>>25314705I cant tell if she's hating or admiring
>>25315243She’s on her period
