What is hercules doing nowadays?Probably getting fucked in the ass by one of his many homosexual lovers...Ive always wondered what strikes the difference between scholarly prophets, mythical warriors and historical figures. They all teach the same lesson.
he's fucking dead anon. his wife accidentally killed him with poison she got from a centaur
>>25317363He is in the sky
>>25317363I was gonna say that Hercules is probably least homosexual of the greek heroes, but then I remembered he was still massively gay for his brother.
>>25317927I saw an ancient Christfag complaining about “how many boys he debauched”
Im sure there's plenty of Herculeses of all labels.But the most important version *is* the homosexual one that lost his beloved Hylas.Its literally all related to the big bang.Its all one big gay ass cosmic opera.
