Mormon theology leaves room for new scriptures to be found in due time, possibly with Jesus visiting other civilizations. If you were to create something like this to sell to the Church, what would the design be like and what kind of story would it tell?
>>25318304it would ultimately say "oh, yeah no, the Nicene Creed was right all along we can get rid of all this new shit" and nothing else
>>25318304I'd just ask the Pope for an Ordinariate that preserves Mormon tradition and make them all Catholic with a separate hierarchy
sick of tradlarpers brehs
>>25318319>preserves Mormon traditionLike the magic underwear and secret handshakes?Mormon "tradition" is incompatible with Apostolic Christianity. At most you might get some hymns that need to be reworked to become orthodox.
>>25318304I would create a replica of the Golden plates, but this time, I'd unseal some of them. Then make up any kind of new dreck I find amusing. That probably was Joseph Smith's plan. Pretend Moronai gave him the plates back to reveal the sealed pages.
>>25318304In the 80s a disgruntled ex-Mormon forged a bunch of documents purporting to be written by Joseph Smith. It included ridiculous shit like Smith talking to a magic salamander lol. The LDS Church bought the papers and hid them away from the world.
>>25318304The LDS council control over trillion dollar (tax free) in cash, real estate and stocks. It has tremendous soft power in American politics. They practically control all of Utah and parts of neighboring states. Nobody (atleast the ones that matter) will ever take your dumb forgery seriously, even if actual Joseph Smith (conman) came down on Earth with his real gold plates and the people at the very top saw him as a threat to their trillion empire, they would swiftly dispose him using local law authorities. That "Church" is just a front for the deep state.
>>25318304joe smith wrote that Jesus came from the planet kolob which is actually the sgr a* hole where a day is 1000 years in the 19th century. space opera was complete at that point, if star wars was shown to joe smith he would recognize all elements of it. theres no new science to justify it
