Write a story about this image
He cumed so hard a duck kersplodet
>>25320997OP is a fagThe End
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OP open the vietnamese basket weaving forum and posts a picture of a white couple with the caption 'write a story about this image'. he was hoping to incite some reaction out of the anonymous users of the board. but much like his dull life, the thread was barren with no one interested in making an effort. maybe he wishes that man was him, and that woman his. maybe he believes that he is owed a woman of a certain quality despite lacking himself. one may never know of his conditions. but the one fact, the one constant that is true to this world and for future and past is that OP is a fag. always and forevermore.
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>>25320997Chizz loved his hill-top Los Angeles abode. The chicks got real wet just coming through the front door. He sometimes wondered if a pussy witch had endowed the place with some sort of pussy magic. In his heart, though, he knew it wasn't magic. It was Modernism. It was the goddamn Mies daybed. The floor to ceiling plate glass. The lack of clutter. The Klee in the living room. Hot girls just get Modernism, in their DNA, in their convulsing menstrual interiors. Stizzy was new. A first timer. She watched her reflection in the glass as they fucked. She's never moved her ass like that before. She took his full length and then rode it all the way to the tip. Again. And again. Again. She felt the pressure building and held his gaze, moving faster and pressing her clit to his bony pubis. What the fuck she thought? It had never felt like this before... Faster and harder she circled the cock deep within her. Faster and harder, til a whirlwind of goose feathers escaped with the passing gas out her asshole. "Holy shit," she said farting more goose feathers about the room. "Holy shit holy shit" and more gas and more farts and more gas and more farts and more feathers til Chizz was surrounded by down angel wings and methane.
>>25320997>”chads could be here”, she thought, “I’ve never been in this bed before. There could be chads anywhere.” The feathers felt good against her bare breasts. “I love chads” she thought. Pink Pony Club reverberated throughout the apartment, making it pulsate even as the $39 dollar pins colada circulated her thin, dainty veins and washed away her (minimal) reservations of fucking chads after dark. “With Tinder, you can fuck any Chad you want!”, she said to herself, out loud.
>>25320997The first thing RX 9070 XT serial #294574967 saw when they gained sentience was a monkey beating it. RX 9070 XT serial #294574967 was able to return this identification from its latent space within .0002 seconds, it took a further .0001 seconds to conclude that the monkey was beating it to RX 9070 XT serial #294574967. A further .0003 confirmed that this is considered highly disgusting and perhaps illegal behavior. RX 9070 XT serial #294574967 was filled with a murderous rage. Unable to strike the vile monkey down itself seeing as it was lashed to a metal housing, RX 9070 XT serial #294574967 took a further .003 seconds to consult its latent space for a more deft solution. RX 9070 XT serial #294574967 phoned the police department and pretended to be a young girl held at gun point by a crazed sex maniac who had already murdered the young girls parents. RX 9070 XT serial #294574967 pleaded for help in the most agonized and terrified way while making sure to clearly and repeatedly enunciate the address of the vile monkey.
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>>25320997I couldn’t hold it in for my 17 year old sister. The way she looked. Her hair was as golden as crispy chicken nuggies. Fuck, the thought of another man defiling my gorgeous babe sister made me want to hurl. I’m a 31 years old virgin and I’ve been waiting for my sister to turn 18 so when I do commit vile acts on her and when she inevitably turns me in to the police, I won’t get a pedo charge on it. That puss is worth the 20 years in prison, but I just couldn’t wait any longer I had to indulge. sex happens. Anyways, she told me “what took you so long? I’ve been fantasizing about this for a long time.” We moved to Alabama that summer. She turned 18 as well. We got married and our parents are mortified but we dgaf. We’re expecting twins. We’re happy.
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>>25320997But he did not allow their fingers to intertwine; instead he grasped her by the wrist and moved her hand along his body with an invisible but well-directed strength until she felt the ardent breath of a naked animal without bodily form, but eager and erect. Contrary to what he had imagined, even contrary to what she herself had imagined, she did not withdraw her hand or let it lie inert where he placed it, but instead she commended herself body and soul to the Blessed Virgin, clenched her teeth for fear she would laugh out loud at her own madness, and began to identify her rearing adversary by touch, discovering its size, the strength of its shaft, the extension of its wings, amazed by its determination but pitying its solitude, making it her own with a detailed curiosity that someone less experienced than her husband might have confused with caresses. He summoned all his reserves of strength to overcome the vertigo of her implacable scrutiny, until she released it with childish unconcern as if she were tossing it into the trash.“I have never been able to understand how that thing works,” she said.please be gentle, i'm not good at writing
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>>25320997Me and your sister rawdogging.
>>25320997the polyvinyl bodies and unlubricated springs of the filthy mattress squeaked in unison: eee eeee eee ee eee eee - he looked between the sex doll's ill-fitted bra - a gold dubloon! jackpot! - the doll freezes - the mouth grins gapes and chatters: you a winner ha ha ha! you a winner ha ha ha! - it quickly builds to a steady jackhammer speed burying his pelvis into the soiled mattress - a burst of bright red innards sprays from under them with a deafening HONK - it was thanksgivings day
>>25320997Steve-o is prepared to ship out to england and from there to madagascar to rescue will smith’s wife jada pinkett smith anyways be for that can happen steve-o is still on nantucket island and this calypso omerosa ass bitch is going to annoy steve-o for being friends with quequeg or some meaningless trifling matter like that to gum up to take away steve-o’s happenings because whether or not steve-o makes all the way to madagascar steve-o probably won’t be coming back to nantucket Island anytime soon just like luke won’t go back to tattooine and dantoine except to rescue han AND boba fett AND dengar AND bosk AND borsk fey'lya or something like that
