If you had a girlfriend, what books would you want it to read?
>>25332518I bought my ex a biography of Saint Augustine
Anything that isn't romance/erotica but I've accepted that I'll die alone.
schizokino in foreign languages
>>25332518My fiancee is a total dimwit. She reads those slop alien/monster romance books.
>>25332518Le Marquis de Sade
>>25332518My girlfriend doesn’t read. I tried getting her fiction and biographies but shes not into it. She’s smarter than I am and has a better job. But this hobby isn’t for everyone.
>>25332567Based. My wife found a first edition of Madame de Sade for me knowing that I've been looking for it for years.
>>25332518The Bell Jar so she can break up with me.
>>25332518It should be illegal for any woman to learn to read, that's where the trouble starts.
>>25332518Les Camps Des Saints - Jean Raspail
>>25332518Imagine exclusively reading this crap. I won't feel bad for dipping my toe in an occasional sci-fi book anymore
>>25332525No wonder she left you ...
>>25332917But at least it is less pretentious than those retards exclusively reading pop-his and posting their godawful collection without embarrassment around here
>>25332518Anything other than femgooner books would be fine. I'm realistic about it.
>>25332518>Some litfics>Some fantasy>Some romance>Some thrillers>All written by people of her own raceI like this mentality in a woman. Eclectic taste and a healthy dose of racism.
me a bedtime story, every night
>>25332518What’s with the DEI imagery in 2026? Also AI generated crap is so lame.
>>25332518my wife reads fanfics exclusively, thousands of bookmarks on ao3, and i've pressed her with examples before and she cannot seemingly process quality, she has no concept of the words or prose techniques, like pacing or sentence length, and only cares what is happening in the sceneshe has a masters degree in english and teaches middle schoolers
>>25332518Anything that isn't romanceslop
>>25332971I don't hate women, but I think handing over the keys of education to them has been a massive mistake.
>>25332919I left her lol
>>25332567here we go again
>>25332987I agree. Most of her friends at the school are exactly like her too, and almost all of them got into teaching for political reasons, which I can't help but feel is deceptive and just generally unsavory. But I know that if I lose her I'll be forever alone, so I try my best to not ring the bell too much.
>>25332935It's actually funny how people of color willingly avoid reading works by white people and stick to works by their own races, yet white people avoid reading works by people of their own race and guiltrip themselves into reading more diversely.
>>25332518>If you had a girlfriend
>>25333014I hope you pump babies into that belly to give all her dumb maternal energies a good outlet.
>>25332518Just thousands of pages of some bullshit in that pile. She wouldn’t exhaust her limited intellect so much if she just watched more Love Island or those AI TikTok fruit romance slop episodes just to achieve the same results.
>>25333019Nerdy woke black girls do all that performative hotep nonsense just to get donkeyfucked by every tall skinny white guy in a 20 mile radius
>>25333019i don't think I've ever read a book from a black person unless it was like those excerpts in your 7th/8th grade textbook
>>25333123Same. There's really nothing written by them that's worth reading unless you need to like for an assignment or something.
>>25333123My first and only impression of reading a black author was the “they eyes was watching god” book in middle school and I just remember it was unreadable, unstructured AAVE pidgin gibberish. I read Dumas later on but he was a turbo mulatto at best so he barely counts (if even).
>>25333139crakkkas will get filtered by Ebonics, then turn around and praise Ulysses
>>25332518Hey anon, I'm here to deliver your government-mandated Juneteenth reading materials! How do you respond?
>>25333292Fuck, forgot the>meme arrowbefore the first bit
>>25333292trick question: when a Black woman is speaking you listen and learn
>>25333264Niggerbabble is already intolerable to listen to if you have an IQ above your body temperature. Imagine searing printed niggerbabble into your frontal lobe willingly and permanently just to feel like an ally.
>>25332518I want a gf for her to read me my chud books
>>25332518>I love music!>strictly listens to trap booty stank skirt skirt jungle rhythmpainful
>>25333019>people of colorAre you retarded?
