I'll start:>He casually killed the child.
>the rapeinator was complete, and I turned it to my sister
She was a dame to kill for, but I'd done a holocaust.
>I thought 470,000 pounds of butter would be enough.
>>25332663Can it really be called paranoia if you are reading these thoughts right now?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and heaven no angel so meek as a woman raped.
>If you stop reading this book I wrote, I will hunt you down.
>It all began two weeks ago, when he put on his fedora and let out an audible sigh
>she took his load inside her, then he morphed into a flamingo
>>25332663Twice upon a time
>>25332663>The woman pushed on the baby’s stomach and sucked its penis into hermouth
>>25332723>>25332711>>25332697>>25332668the AI revolution cannot come soon enough
>>25332687...continue.Worst case scenario would be an attempt to squeeze a spaceship through a tight spot Ijon Tichy style, but i'm sure i can expect better than that.
>>25332663>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation... well, actually I haven't told you about the situation yet, it all began 20 years ago, I was born and my mom said to me, son, you're going to be a famous author, but your book must begin with the words "you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..." so that's why the book starts this way and now you know why, but actually it's about this little badger and his name is Tom.
>>25332663> An Arab man (who I shot) died today
>>25332711Typical magical realism bullshit
The real location of the bodies is in the 942nd paragraph, officer.
The interviewer looked down on me, but she too had eyes of a nigger.
>>25332965>By the age of twelve I had learned that every town contains a philosopher, a fool, and a scoundrel, though economy often requires the same man to perform all three functions.>Nothing reveals the metaphysical poverty of an age quite so clearly as the wrong scandal becoming memorable.>No civilization ever falls all at once; it first acquires a taste for explanations.>By the time the bishop was arrested for stealing a horse, everyone in town had already forgiven him for the murder.
>>25332663Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
>>25332663>Most people believe that good stories begin with a charming kiss or a terrible war, and without a doubt I would wish mine to start that way. Not with a debt I didn't know how to pay and that ended with something that shouldn't exist. After all, people don't want a real story, they don't want to look in the mirror to see the disgust they are, they just want to see themselves as they imagine they are. For which, at least by any moral standard, everyone who knows my story will only end up disgusted and scandalized.
>>25333004>but, still, no chef could manage a pastry even close to the majesty of the late Queen Winthrop. If we cannot even hold onto her majesty's brilliance, our heartbreak will sunder the nation to the glee of our enemies. I send out our farmers again and pay them with what I pilfered from her vault, praying an apologies for every purse. If it weren't for the peace we've prospered under her, every coin would be spent on spears...
>>25332663cringe
>>25332723
>>25332663>Marcel woke up in a field of flowers, and did not know where he was.
>>25333084>>25333010>>25332708>>25332700>>25332689the only one's that didn't get filtered I'd say. gimme the next line
>>25334909The 1513th sentence is a lie.
>The first person to ever tell me I have a big cock was my sister.
>Alea iacta est.
>The last albino lion let out an indignant roar as the rocket was launched toward the sun.
I took a sip of the sherry; it tasted vile, but i needed more alcohol in my system if i was to last this farce of a date with the hideous she-beast sitting across me, boring her dull, watery eyes at my soul.
>>25332663>Read this book or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
It wasn't his baby, but he hated it anyway.
The of a is as far removed from as from the of sound; as expressed by in seminal.
>>253330978/106/10Gay/10Sounds like it was written by a woman/10
>>25332663I still think>Doro discovered the woman when he went to find out what had happened to one of his seed villages.That within three sentences he "died several times on the journey but kept moving..." Had be me hooked from there.It's from Wild Seed by Octavia Butler if you're curious.
The end.
>>25332663I karate chopped his neck so hard he cummed and shat at once.
>>25335081>>25335200Go on.>>25335187Way too long and expositional. Just give one key action or detail that can be read in one breath.>The sherry was vile, but necessary for her.>This vile sherry wasn't enough to survive the she-best across the table.
>>25332663Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down.
Ah ha, said the policeman as he traced the outline of the frozen dead body with a special chalk that writes on snow.
>>25336363what?
>>25332663>The cock was hard.
>>25335762powerful
>>25332663>My nuts itch. This will be important later.
Jews? now theres a word i haven't heard in a while.
>>25332663>It was a dark and strong semen.
i was sweating, fretting and board all at the same time, but lord knows i wasnt a guitarist...
The dark and stormy night was past; now it was bright and sunny morning. But something still seemed amiss.
Call me Anon.
>>25332663Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
