>ww3 starts>you get drafted>what book are you bringing on deployment?
>>25333149The Psalms
>>25333149I'm too old to get drafted. I'm 25
>>25333149The Torah, I'll show it to my commander and be promoted and out of it asap
Nobody is ever going to draft any of you thumb-sucking, cartoon-watching, socially awkward, autistic virgin manbaby bitches. You automatically exempt from military service by virtue of your blatant, waterheaded mongoloid retardation.You can't even talk to a fucking woman without shitting your goddamned pants for christ sakes, you're not fit for drafting so naturally, you don't need to worry about it, you utter waste of fucking resources.
>>25333149Easy choice.
>>25333149None, because WW3 will be nuclear.
>>25333193Okay, but what book are you going to bring when you get drafted, since you apparently fit in the criteria of selection? For me it'd be LOTR Return of the King specifically for the parts where Sam and Frodo are in Mordor.
>>25333193>christ sakes
>>25333204Nonargument. Thanks for proving my point, retard.
>>25333193every accusation is a confession
>>25333209Nonargument. You are coping.
>>25333149I can't read when there's a mosquito in my room, what makes you think I could when a drone is hovering over my head?
>>25333207>>25333211see>>25333200
>>25333149I don’t want to kill people but I do fantasize about joining the armed forces. It would make me a competent, disciplined person
>>25333149How to Shoot Your Political Leaders For Dummies
>>25333209It really is patently bizarre how common this pattern is on the board. >everyone here is a dyel faggot pussy who shits himself all day long in mom‘s basement jacking off to anime! I know this because uhh, I do, okay? It‘s part of why none of it applies to me.
>>25333193What's with these random posts recently where a thread will go"What kind of coffee is good for you?"And then there will be one reply that goes"NONE. NO COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU YOU FUCKING INCEL FREAK. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU SMELLY ARSE VIRGIN RETARDS"Is this just bait? Trying to derail the thread? It just seems unnecessarily vitriolic. I dunno why jannies don't remove these posts.>>25333149Something war related I guess, Men of Bronze?
>>25333232Attention seeking behavior. Nothing less or more.Like tripfags, just ignore them.
>>25333197Only if you consider it WW3 by the time everything ends; it'll be decades upon decades of proxy wars and isolated, then spreading conflicts. No one's going to pull the trigger until it's one day to the end of the world.
>>25333222I'd make fun of you, but double trips.
>>25333232He's right though?
>>25333163they draft up to like 30 dont they?
Army: 42Air Force: 42Space Force: 42Coast Guard: 41Navy: 41Marine Corps: 28
>>25333232A lot of posts that are vehement and vitriolic like this out of nowhere are likely bots literally designed to ragebait you, and if they're not bots they are autists (who are functionally bots). A real troll is always more subtle and funny and doesn't get genuinely angry. Another common example of this is whenever you see some post bringing up muh generation war faggotry ( Rrrrgghh I HATE zoomers! RRRRGGGGhhh FUCK MILLENIALS) out of literally nowhere, it's almost certainly a bot.
>They start navel gazing and philosophizing about my postLMAO, you people are truly fucking pathetic.
>>25333296>botsuh anon, we have captchas to deter bots.
>>25333286those are the enlistment ages, google says ages eligible for the draft are just 18-25, gen zed and alpha shits lose again.
>>25333301I'll gaze at your navel as much as I want, big boy.
>>25333232Derailing the thread and a poor attempt to "intimidate" certain groups from using 4chan altogether. With 4chan dying and people moving somewhere else, redditors, pajeets and other groups have trying to fill the gap left behind and in the process turn 4chan into another echo chamber. Notice the internet activist writing style: holier than thou attitude, reddit spacing, accusations of what a 4chan user is according to leftist narratives, insults based on the lack of sex or social interactions and believing that someone here would feel offended by being accused of being autistic, racist, sexist, etc.It's a textbook example of a liberal manchild with a white/black morality who believes that everyone who disagrees with them must be annihilated. >>25333296Bots? Try pajeets.
if i saw a guy with infinite jest, i would frag him first.
>boohoo butt baby bitch niggas mad that I shit on their shitty LARP thread Good. (You)'re not good enough for the military. They wouldn't draft (You).
Blood Meridian to inspire me.
>you're not fit to die for Israel stupid fucking goyCool, wasn't planning on it. If you're that much of a retard, you can go for it, me personally I'd rather not.
>ummmm I didn't want to anyway because joos sooo... ;_;Cope, fatty.
>>25333193What a feminine outburst.
>>25333786There are no women on 4chan
Didn't realize (s)he was still going on. Very estrogenic behavior.
>>25333444Physique and timestamp
>>253337881. There is at least one. 2. I'm not saying he is a woman, just behaving like one with their panties in a twist.
>Slides it under my lieutenant's bunk.
personally I kinda think every last human alive is kind of a giant piece of shit. attempting to villainize one group more than another is splitting hairs and a waste of effort when the bar for humanity has always been so low it's buried in the ground.
>>25333792
>>25333791Thank God I didn't post in that thread.Dodging foids like I'm Flight 342.
>ww3 startsI turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>25333939>glad he missed THE certified /lit/ moment of 2026
>>25333149Summa Theologica, they make single volume printings. It counts as religious literature too so even if I end up with a hard ass DI it wouldn't get confiscated, and it's a ton to pick away at very slowly assuming this is the only book I have for months if not years. Aquinas is readable too, I've read excerpts from the Summa in here
>>25333793Go back.
>>25335786Go back where?
Well, OP. On first sighting the army recruiter, I naturally proclaimed myself to be a Quaker. That's my style, OP!
Mad Magazines and Hustlers
>>2533316344 here, have fun get killed zoomies!
>>25333211Coping a feel of your mom's breasts i mean.
>>25335861This guy gets it
>>25333149Whichever book makes me look unstable enough to help me get medically discharged
