>>25335534
I know a few good ones:

Isaiah
63:3 I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the people there was none
with me: for I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my
fury; and their blood shall be sprinkled upon my garments, and I will
stain all my raiment.

Matthew
13:10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them
in parables?
13:11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the
mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

Luke
19:20 And another came, saying, Lord, behold, here is thy pound, which I have
kept laid up in a napkin:
19:21 For I feared thee, because thou art an austere man: thou takest up that
thou layedst not down, and reapest that thou didst not sow.
19:22 And he saith unto him, Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee, thou
wicked servant. Thou knewest that I was an austere man, taking up that I
laid not down, and reaping that I did not sow:
19:23 Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming
I might have required mine own with usury?
19:24 And he said unto them that stood by, Take from him the pound, and give
it to him that hath ten pounds.

1 John
2:23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that
acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

2 Peter
2:20 For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the
knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled
therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the
beginning.

Hebrews
10:26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the
truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins

1 Corinthians
5:1 It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such
fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one
should have his father's wife.

>>25335570
John
8:1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
8:2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the
people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
8:3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in
adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
8:4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very
act.
8:5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what
sayest thou?
8:6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But
Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though
he heard them not.
8:7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto
them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at
her.
8:8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
8:9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went
out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus
was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
8:10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said
unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned
thee?
8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn
thee: go, and sin no more.

>>25335534
>Matt. 16:11 How is it that you fail to perceive that I did not speak about bread? Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and Sad′ducees.
>Ps. 131:1 O Lord, my heart is not lifted up, my eyes are not raised too high; I do not occupy myself with things too great and too marvelous for me.
>Prov. 30:2 Surely I am too stupid to be a man. I have not the understanding of a man.

>>25335534
>Jude 1:5
Now I want to remind you, although you once fully knew it, that Jesus, who saved a people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed those who did not believe.

>>25335534
Genesis 38:8 - it is the biblical basis for cuckolding with your brother

>>25335534
Ezekiel 23:20

>>25335534
Psalms 18:32-36
>It is God who arms me with strength and keeps my way secure. He makes my feet like the feet of a deer; he causes me to stand on the heights. He trains my hands for battle; my arms can bend a bow of bronze. You make your saving help my shield, and your right hand sustains me; your help has made me great. You provide a broad path for my feet, so that my ankles do not give way.

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>>25335534
Ecclesiastes 7:10
Do not say, “Why were the former days better than these?”For it is not from wisdom that you ask this.

Matthew 21:17
>and he left them, and went to the city of Bethany and lodged there

Proverbs 1:24-27
Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

>>25335534
God literally telling his prophet to eat shit.
Ezekiel 4:12
[12] And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Also when a women literally called "A Hole abuh" cucked Ezekial to take big eguptian cock that the bible describes as big as donkey dicks.
Ezekiel 23:19-21 KJV
[19] Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. [20] For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. [21] Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

>>25335534
I like any of the ones where Canaanite genocide is celebrated or it’s just walls of text spewing out pointless genealogical records and autistically stupid laws because then I’m immediately reminded that some inbred goat fucking jew had to have written this so it belongs in the trash bin of history

4 For he chose us in him before the creation of the world to be holy and blameless in his sight. In love 5 he predestined us for adoption to sonship through Jesus Christ, in accordance with his pleasure and will— 6 to the praise of his glorious grace, which he has freely given us in the One he loves.
Ephesians 1

>>25335571
>verses that aren't usually known by average "Christians"
it’s a famous passage, which includes a verse that is now proverbial

>>25335534
I'm a big fan of the part where the omnipotent creator of the universe can't beat an army because they have chariots of iron.
The 50 pages of begats where the Jews all live for 900 years was pretty good too.

>>25336298
When read liturgically, the genealogical passages have a numinous beauty.

>The word of the Lord came again unto me, saying,
>Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother:
>And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
>And the names of them were Aholah the elder, and Aholibah her sister: and they were mine, and they bare sons and daughters. Thus were their names; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah.

The part of Ezekiel in which God initiates an allegory, determines—half-way through—that we’re too stupid to parse it ourselves, and so pauses to explain the punchline. (Then, he carries on with the rest of the joke.)

>>25336298
The chariots of iron shook his army's confidence, and in turn, shook their faith in God who commanded the army. Their failure came as a consequence of fear and doubt, not because the chariots were unbeatable.

Imagine your dad says he's going to catch you when you jump out of a tree. You don't believe he'll protect you, so you sabotage his catch trying to protect yourself.

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>>25335534
The entire book of Ecclesiastes is filled with bangers.

Remember now your Creator in the days of your youth,
Before the [a]difficult days come,
And the years draw near when you say,
“I have no pleasure in them”:

While the sun and the light,
The moon and the stars,
Are not darkened,
And the clouds do not return after the rain;

In the day when the keepers of the house tremble,
And the strong men bow down;
When the grinders cease because they are few,
And those that look through the windows grow dim;

When the doors are shut in the streets,
And the sound of grinding is low;
When one rises up at the sound of a bird,
And all the daughters of music are brought low.

Also they are afraid of height,
And of terrors in the way;
When the almond tree blossoms,
The grasshopper is a burden,
And desire fails.
For man goes to his eternal home,
And the mourners go about the streets.

Remember your Creator before the silver cord is [b]loosed,
Or the golden bowl is broken,
Or the pitcher shattered at the fountain,
Or the wheel broken at the well.

Then the dust will return to the earth as it was,
And the spirit will return to God who gave it.

“Vanity of vanities,” says the Preacher,
“All is vanity.”

>>25336405
I think if my dad was omnipotent he would catch me anyway

>>25336450
Believe it or not, they did win anyway

>>25335534
Ecclesiastes 3:15, where God offhandedly denies the possibility of time travel. Stopped me wasting time, fantasizing about fixing my life.
The bible really was written for every age.
>That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past.

James 2:10 also, because it's the silver bullet against that well known misuse of James 2 (when combined with rahob being used as a positive example later on) "thou believest there is one God...", it made me glad when I discovered this application.
>For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Also I'm partial to Ecclesiastes 9:4
>For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.

>Jeremiah 30:6 Ask now, and see,
>can a man bear a child?
>Why then do I see every man
>with his hands on his loins like a woman in labor?
>Why has every face turned pale?

>>25336298
>If I mistranslate the Bible, I win.
Cannot thank God enough for making all of His enemies into pathetic drooling retards.

>>25335534
Blessed be the lord my rock who trains my hands for war and fingers for battle.

I wonder if Catholic priests recite this from Genesis 19 before molesting children:
[30] And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
[31] And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
[32] Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
[33] And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[34] And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our Father.
[35] And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[36] Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.