Don't fucking tell me what to do
>>25335552Shalom
>>25335552I hate these openers. its fucking lazy and pretentious. Even if you said "my name is". It takes me right out of the book. Autobiographal style writing outside of non fiction is so gay
>>25335588>>25335552found the guy who thought it was actually his name
>>25335552I'm going to rewrite it as a gay furry porno, Moby's Dick.
>>25335958High school romance drama, the white whale is actually some fat girl and Captain Ahab is captain of the football team.
call me Nigger the Wigger
>It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..How would you know that dickhead
>>25335965What would the porn paradoy name be? A Tale of Two Titties?
>never mind how long preciselyNo. Tell us. Now.
>>25335588>its fucking lazy and pretentiouswe're on /lit/ you retard
>>25335965>>25335977>jeet spacing
>>25335552>>25335588It's a Biblical reference that you're supposed to notice, you fucking plebs.
>>25336098How am I supposed to notice it if I've never read the Bible dumbass?
>>25336090>anglo comprehension
Sail. Trail pale whale. Fail.
>>25336146The literary audience of the 19th century would know the Bible backwards. You're the dumbass.
>>25335588>anything i'm too stupid to understand is LE PRETENTIOUS
>>25336098Proof?
>>25339804fallacies don't actually exist because im always right
>>25339810An education.
>>25339843you have seen a thousand trees but not one forest. a thousand propositions but not one argument.
>>25339848Hsy man please, Im not trying to pull anything. I just want to know the reference. I'm tired of references and allusions going straight over my head in all the books I read.
>>25335552Is that his name? What’s his name?
