>tfw /lit/ is about to cash in on the zoomer 4chan adaptation trendAnd they said this was a dead board
I liked the part where he tells his coworkers that he just got out of prison because it's less embarrassing than the truth kek
Don Quixote-type story where the unemployed philosopher shoots the zoomer that stole his 4chan post to make a movie
>>25335592whoa. backrooms. how original. its fucking SCP foundation and le epic liminal meme rolled into one. whoa. empty hotels from the 90s dude.Fucking shit media
>>25335601I'd watch that
>>25335592does someone have "the tumult of the niggers" screencap hanging around?
>>25335601btw I have screenshotted this post and saved multiple copies and will shoot whoever steals this idea from me
>>25335592SCP is gonna be strip-mined, but us HolderCHADS are still safe.
>>25335611I tried telling some fanboi on youtube and he simply could not take a break from sucking that kid's cock.
>>25335691>actually leaving youtube comments>arguing through youtube commentsIs this board 80 IQ
>>25335592This started when Wes Anderson ripped off pic related to make Asteroid City.
>>25335700It's bimodal with one peak at 130 IQ and another at 90
>>25335700I witnessed a scene at the store today. A man was looking to buy a certain product. Despite the shopkeep clearly and concisely explaining that he did not have this item in stock it took thirty minutes of plodding stuttering speech between the two for the customer to realize he would not buy this product today. There was no argument; there was only a brickwall of incomprehension of basic cause and effect. I imagine that this customer is the average /lit/ poster.
>>25335759Everybody I meet in the Deep South outside of churches is like this.
>>25335759You’re giving me Vietnam flashbacks to retail man. You’re supposed to smile and be friendly to these pimples on God’s creation as well, which just increases the amount of time they will hassle you with their bullshit.
>>25335830The Deep South should be purged.
>>25335592Amazing how jeets are making thousands of rupees by reposting 4chan screenshot everywhere they can.
>>25335592>Post modern Ignatius J. Reilly.
>when you have a car, you can go anywhere
>>25335686don't tell them.
>>25335830Why do you let yourself live there? I can barely stand it in the superficial north.
>>25335667I'm going to hell for laughing at this, let alone having it saved. But this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a /lit/ humor screencap>he doesn't want to be repetitive KEK
>>25336127classic
>>25336127>2017 was 9 years agowhere does the time go
