Finally, a character that is literally me
Scandalous filth
>>25338507You were discovered washed up on a Greek beach by a beautiful teenage girl who falls in love with you and is the daughter of a pirate?
>>25338511yes
>>25338510>The audacity and grandeur of Byron must certainly tend towards culture. We should take care not to be always looking for it in the decidedly pure and moral. Everything that is great promotes cultivation as soon as we are aware of it.
>>25338511Yes, I read Don Juan and was shocked that someone was writing my biography but changed the names
>>25338520This is why I come here, a perfect reply to my shitpost.
>>25338507Huh, didn't know don juan was a cock gargling gay. Guess it makes sense.
>>25338507>>25338511Movie related and the book it is based on unironically are the best adaptations of the Don Juan story with the most to think about.>Don Juan has lived his life pampered and famed as a ladies man but he’s bored of it so he fakes his death hoping to reinvent himself again>no one believes it’s him because he’s aged so much. They all think he’s some random old guy and laugh at him showing how shallow society and celebrity status is
At least he didn't have the sheer gall to pretend he's LE NO LONGER HUMAN
>>25338511uhh, you weren't?
