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>>25351850When I was in high school I had this sci fi idea. It's basically a hyper intelligent computer virus that exists in space in the form of stray radio waves. It infects spaceships slowly downloading itself into them over a long period. In the form of innocous data packets that get picked up by the receivers bit are too small and sparse that they are treated as noise. But slowly the virus gets in and when fully downloaded it takes over all the computer systems on the ship. It is also a sentient AI
>>25351850Blood meridian but set in the 70's Angolan civilwar.
Vajeet Shrampakash was just your ordinary Indian street shitter, until one day he shit in the wrong temple...
>>25351850pige>>25351866kino
>>25351861that's a fun one, mine sci-fi high school idea was about secretly sentient AI singularity under the threat of running out of energy to fully operate itself as it took possession and controlled everything that was connected to the electrical grid roughly over 98% of the earth (2% being of course cyberpunk rebellion of outcast hackers), with its help humans thought they are developing hyper-fucking-teleport* to the exact copy of the milky way in different quantum-fucking-dimension*, what they didn't know is that AI pulled a fast one on them and tried to fuck them up because opening this thing would absolutely kill them with the sheer amount of deadly-radiation-of-doom* that would also power it for the next millenium that will take for it to self-recreate* - placeholder names
>>25351850ok so GET THIS it's about a black man named jigaboo johnson and his archnemesis is another even darker man named "pavement pete" and they do battle in the streets of chicago
>>25352117so they are just 60's/70's boxers or what? what do they battle with?
>>25352133their swangin' bee bee cees, of course
>>25352140>"Jousting in the O'Block"
>>25351850SCIENCE-FICTION THRILLER— M.C. is mild-mannered oddball biochemist.— One night, messing about in his oddball way, he comes up with an amazing new virus.— It’s deadly and apparently indestructible. If it ever got out of the lab it would rapidly destroy the entire world population. (A bit like Ice-Nine in Cat’s Cradle, The Satan Bug by Alistair MacLean, etc.) It’s pretty easy to synthesize, too.— M.C. realizes someone else is going to stumble upon it sooner or later. Probably sooner.— The only hope is to make an antidote or vaccine, before some malign person or persons gets hold of the virus and releases it.— This will need big research facilities. He can’t do it alone. He needs to tell the authorities.— BUT he needs to tell the authorities in such a way that he doesn’t ‘spill the beans’ and show the whole world how to make the virus.— He approaches a few people.— His basic pitch: “There’s this really terrifying thing I can’t tell you about, and we need to develop an antidote.”— Needless to say, everyone laughs at him.— After months of frustration he gets an invitation to meet a mysterious figure, whom we’ll call X.— X takes M.C. seriously and gives him the resources to develop the vaccine.— M.C. sets to work.— While doing this he does a bit of investigation and discovers X’s cunning plan:— Get plenty of vaccine. Vaccinate yourself and your friends and a few million people you approve of. Then . . . show time!— If this were Hollywood, M.C. would disapprove of X.’s plan and thwart it somehow (perhaps by vaccinating the entire world population).— However, this isn’t Hollywood, so he’s going to do something else.
>>25352117Niggerball Z
I have too much faith in my ideas to post them here. You hacks will steal them.
>>25352230I just have 20 years, come on
>>25351861So like Pluribus but for computers? Afraid your idea got stolen bud.
Ranjeet Shankar was just a regular Indian shitting on the train tracks. Until one day, the train shat back!
>>25352065>>25353014Did some Indian shit in your mouth to make you this salty?
>>25353076I mean with how many of them work in fast food these days and how little they wash their hands they've probably shat in most of our mouths
>>25351850What would happen if I pet that huge nose?
Reposting from an old thread:>The year is 2750>The Jews have succeeded in their ultimate goal of turning all the other races of the world into a single 80-IQ slave race who are controlled through pornography, high-fructose corn syrup, and identity politics>The novel is told over the course of several generations of the Goldfarb pickle dynasty's heirs>What begins as a Jewtopian paradise gradually shows cracks forming as the Chosen People's inherent need to parisitize functioning societies and be eternal victims becomes apparent, leading to the emergence of warring factions>Eventually this internal kvetching causes them to lose control over the gentile masses who overrun their opulent walled cities like a brown zombie horde in search of gibs>Civilization goes from the Stein Age back to the Stone Age>The word "goyim" is uttered several times per page
I spitballed this in a thread on /tv/ but maybe it'd do better as a book.. Essentially it's just a retelling of maybe War & Peace or possibly Life & Fate but it's set on a whalefall deep at the bottom of the ocean and the main characters are all the animals that depend on the whale carcass for sustenance/survival. As the carcass is consumed/rots the various animals must war with one another over the dwindling resources and it becomes this massive drama. The thought was maybe centering on a family of shrimp living on the carcass and I envision pitched, desperate battles between sea critters in a collapsing intestinal tract etc.May a thousand lifetimes of misery and misfortune fall upon you if you steal my idea and make money off of it without due compensation of me.
>>25353356What the hell. This sounds ridikalous.Nobody stealing it, don’t worry bout that.
>>25353383You sound like a fag whose shit is all retarded. Opinion discarded.
A romance but it's in a fantasy world
>>25353356Genuinely intriguing, would read
Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs come to life. I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus
>>25351850My fetishes: The Novelization >>25353356I'd maybe read this, you should write it.
>>25351850A suicidal cop in a small town whose disenfranchised with the world, after failing to kill himself, joins an underground neonazi club through a friend at his work. He and another new member, a young but otherwise futureless person, become active in the club very heavily, turning it from what was a larp into a genuine force upon the town, threatening, blackmailing, and strongarming local politicians. The situation continues to escalate into outright murder by the young man, who gets protection from the few cops in the club. Eventually he spirals from the on-brand misanthropy of the club to complete disillusionment of all human social structure, and within time turns on the club itself, who must continue to cover for him to prevent incriminating themselves.
>>25351850A modern child with inherent time travel abilities. He finds himself drawn to participation in WW2, but of course he wants fight for the Germans. However he is unable to join Hitler due to all the time travelers who attempted to assassinate him. Our child then reluctantly joins the United States military, being personally inducted by FDR at the special rank of Lieutenant General Rear Admiral. LGRA Chud is then given command of the nuclear aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, it and its crew travelled back in time from 1980, to carry out special missions across the European theatre. Our Chud then goes on to 1: shoot down airplanes and tanks with a Barret M82. 2: rescue and impregnate Anne Frank while wearing the uniform of a Confederate army soldier, stolen from an actual Confederate army soldier. 3: fight a sword duel with a tall Valkyrie like German lady onboard the Bismarck. 4. Beat the shit out of Neville Chamberlain. And the book will contain absolutely no mention of the holocaust. Oh and it turns out FDR is actually The Judge, not the one from Blood Meridian, Sam Hyde's character from Fishtank season 2.
Madame Bovary 2
Pakijeet Sanjeetapoppadom was just your regular Indian guy molesting women in the town square and trying to scam his cousins for money. Until one day the British empire arrived, now this plucky underdog and his gutter race are the good guys somehow.
>>25351861Stray virus packets disguised as a signal. That's nice. Watch the movie "Life". Not for the plot but for the feel and dread. It's a sleeper alien on spaceship movie that leaves you creeped out.Kick ass casting and it might give you ideas.https://youtu.be/cuA-xqBw4jE