Think of the last work of fiction you read.Wishbone is now the main character in it, how does it work out?For me, he's in Fantastic Voyage, he's in for a wild ride.
>>25353064A Confederacy of Dunces lmao
Sadebros....
>>25353064This summer. Wishbone is The Kid. In.Bone Meridian.
>>25353064Wishbone is The Dog Who Knew Too Much 10/10 kino would watch the dog solve mysteries
>>25353064>Middle CIn academia nobody knows you're a dog.
>some webnovel that was literally just all about crafting>wishbone doesn't have thumbsIt doesn't work out well at all.
>>25353190This is your punishment for reading webnovels, faggot. ("""literature""")
>>25353357But the irony of reading about a guy working in another world, while I was stuck working in this one, was funny on a meta level to me.
>Wishbone now has to have sex with all of the hominids on the ringworld for diplomatic purposes NO WISHBONE, NOOOOOOOO!!!!
>inb4 pozzed Wikipedia post says it's fake
>>25353064War in Heaven by Charles Williams>In today's episode Wishbone is an Anglican priest in a frightening contest with occult powers for what may be the Holy Grail. Meanwhile, in Oakdale Joe, Sam, and David try to recover the school soccer trophy which has been stolen by drug addicts. One of them will die!
>>25353364Yeah sorry buddy but you've got shit taste and are intellectually illiterate.
>>25353394Wishbone passed away on June 26th, 2001 you fucking LIAR.
>>25353442Says the person arguing in a thread about a dog in a children's show for 10 year olds made 20+ years ago.
>>25353484>inb4 pozzed Wikipedia post says it's fake
Wishbone commits a sexual indiscretion in Phoenix Park the effects of which spiral backwards and forwards through history and fractally illuminate human existence.
>has polyamourous affairs with men
>>25353064>spring snowSatoko is not only a tsundere cunt towards the author's self insert bisexual twink main character, but said twink is also a dog, making it more accurately reflect female sexual proclivities
