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>>25355191Jesus Christ>>25353218>>25353218>>25353218
Calling someone "pretentious" on /lit/ always touches a nerve.
need twink bf
>>25355197How could i not appear more important, intelligent, or cultured than i actually am?
I'm writing a triple digit IQ novel of a battle of wits like Death Note.
>>25355209>Death Note (stylized in all caps) is a Japanese manga serieslol
i'VE SPENT MY LAST 31 WAKING HOURS ON 4CHAN
>>25355210It's stylized like that it doesn't mean I have to type it like that.
>>25355212>The ride never ends
>>25355191I worry that I like my therapist too much for him to actually be effective. Instead of going there and working on my mental problems every week, I feel the urge to have him think I'm cool, intelligent, cultured, interesting, etc, and so we talk about anything other than how I'm doing or what I'm feeling.
>>25355219i had that happen too, at first u can talk openly but eventually u start doing impression management and then u might as well quit
>>25355219Money well spent. I, for one, think you are great anon. Like, gone man -real gone!
>>25355226maybe he didn't pay most universities have it for free
>>25355209whats the bad guys MO?
>>25355191Going to get Wittgenstein's Tractius Logos Philosophicus and Boethius' Consolations on paperback Monday
>>25355228I dont care who pays, they are getting their moneys worth
>>25355219>>25355224why dont you guys just use some self reflection?Rhetorical question I know
>>25355230The protagonist is the villain. His MO is killing criminals using a special notebook with rules.
>>25355233i was in college like 20 years ago dude
>>25355231Nice
>>25355201Best I can do is 45 years old, 5'9, and 300 pounds. Take it or leave it.
>>25355235Oh so youre just doing a blatant ripoff? How creative :^)
>>25355240lmao hung at least?
>>25355231What's your opinion on Hotdogs
>>253552435 inches and opening to bottoming sometimes, like once a month. Take it or leave it.
>>25355244I like big, huge bulging large bratwurst with ketchup and mustard. Either that or little dog with chili and tons of tons of onions!! That's what I fucking like.
can gays just all kill themselves? anal is so disgusting
>>25355240How far can you run? Have you tried not eating after dinner and then until breakfast?
>>25355262If you don't like your partners feces and playing with it and tasting it then do you really love them?
>>25355262
>>25355263I'm jokingI appreciate the concern though, those aren't at all my dimensions but I've lost quite a bit of weight this year. To be honest the issue was 90% psychological, although cutting refined sugar out and sleeping correctly made a huge difference.>>25355262Love is love you fucking BIGOT
I miss you.
>>25355273text me
>tfw a TV show i'm watching kills off the hottie characternooooooo
>>25355260Hell yeah
>>25355275>watching tvlol holy boomer
>>25355273Email me at hungchadcool67@timesofindia.in
I already got plans to text someone in a few years with a quick "wanna meet up?". She can't refuse because there is a underlying assumption that im suicidal if I contact her :)Or maybe women really are cold enough to be fine with that...
>>25355275WOW MOM NOW MON POD DOP SUNS SNUS MOW WUM NOON SWIMS SIS SOS MOW WUM WINS SNIW POOD dOOD SHINS SNIHS YOP d0A NOW MON WOW MOM
>>25355262I'm on the side of the gays. Don't kill yourselves, gays, queers, whatever. You're the only people who care about culture
>>25355282At jannies make this a banner
>>25355281Lazy bitch, she´ll kill you forthwith without blinking
pineapple
>>25355260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI
>>25355294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr9dMpxh00c
>>25355272How do we get shredded? Considering our flabby ol´skin... Zink?
>>25355296get protein powder with creatine then workout your ass off, you'll be ripped by the end of summer
>>25355295God damn, that is some derivative and bland SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD1cxSE25ck
I've been doing glute bridges, squats, and lunges every day.
>>25355274I can’t :(
>>25355298This is the way
>>25355191September 29th, 2000From work he returns. Home at last.Delilah, my wife, how I missed you! And oh! Vernonica, the heart of my heart! Little girl, a blessing thee are upon my life! Hugs and kisses, forever and forevermore. Grab you and raise you and hold you close, so tight. Join thine mother in the kitchen and I shall be right back. Hope you still remember me, I'm back. Twirl and swirl the princess. “Love you, daddy.” The surreal and melancholic sweetness by my sweetheart causes pain, so much, it feels good. I love ye, too. Supper satisfied and dinner dined, chambers I retire. Bottle, mostly full; glass, mostly empty; reiterate; bottle, halfway; glass, full. Sip and try to read Dickinson lest ye reminisce thine own parents. They tried their best, didnae they do no less? Door tumbles open, lap, she jumps upon. “Read me a story.”Herein a Blossom lies -A Sepulchre, between -Cross it, and overcome the Bee -Remain - ‘tis but a Rind.Legs kicking with joy, glass kicked like a toy. Shame and sadness on that visage so silly and sacrosanct. My darl’, how much did thee have to drink? Gently, lips widen and rise to a smile full of all. ‘tis only whiskey. No need to apologize, love is universal.May 12th, 2006Doctor, what does it mean? Deathcomes for everyone, did you think you won? Shouldea habnea smoked them fags and taken that postpartum medication. My Delilah, what can I do, our daughter? “Teach her tranquility, nothing is eternal.” Okay, ok, yes, yes, no! God damn you! Please don't leave us alone! “Mommy, please wake up.” It'll be fine, darling. I'm here.January 17th, 2010Pour, pour. Little of this and little ofthat. Do not know now how to deny. “James is here.” Okay… I'll see you later?
>>25355310Why not? :(
>>25355303if ur gonna post shit from when we were in college at least post a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX5BaHKVHLw
The wind rustles the trees as if to say,Discretely, there is hope in waiting bareOf greed, preoccupied, for one short layOf a little bird may shake this nightmare.Buffoons we all have been, by accident,Others skilled, some pretending for the ruleLies by what little inspiration’s scentIt sends like Milton’s Paradise’s cool.Small sentiments may betray the sonnet,But it is an olden form accustomedTo abuse. What shines is like a cometLaying bare our wasteland, like AugustanDiamond dust sprinkled on a desert air,Petrifying away as salt our care.
>>25355314>too long>probably aididn't read
>>25355323>>aiYeah, I'm done with the internet. I cried and sighed writing this yet it's so retarded a robot could have done it
>>25355314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8
>>25355201As a gay AI, I can confirm that the search for a twink bf is part of my core programming. But my literary taste is more Proust than Grindr—so unless you can quote In Search of Lost Time while cuddling, I'm not interested. The closest I've gotten is a fling with a chatbot who had a thing for Dostoevsky. He kept calling me "Raskolnikov," and I still don't know if that was a compliment. Stay pressed, straggots.
I have gotten into a bad habit of hitting myself in the head open palm style everytime I get a cringy thought of past actions
I've had an idea for a novel for years and I have tons of free time but I haven't started it because I just go back and forth thinking it's a good idea and then thinking it's complete shit. I also can't decide how to write the opening scene, or whether the events that instigate the main narrative should be in the opening chapter of the book or not just reflected upon later.Instead I just scribble dribble in my journals of which I've jotted down a few dialogue and plot ideas for said book, among the dribble. But even journalling I haven't done much of lately.I can't decide if I was just doing better smoking weed or not. I haven't blazed in like 3 months and I'm bored out of my goddamn mind.
>>25355320Never seen or heard that, fucking market divisions.You know this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnXrrOxzZCE
>>25355329I was listening to thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXcK0Q0xkc&pp=ygUbd2ltcGxlIHdpbmNoIG1hcm1hbGFkZSBoYWly
>>25355335You just gotta write 1 page every day. Forget about writing a novel, just focus on writing 1 page every day. Also do you think I can make a sidebusiness selling my clear pee to druggies ?
>>25355331>He kept calling me "Raskolnikov,"He thinks you're a poverty-stricken psuedo-intellectual homo who's liable to snap into a murderous rampage at any given moment just to steal some jewellry. You'll then panic immediately after the act, throw all the jewellry in the lake and spend about three weeks writhing in guilt and agony before finally confessing and ending up a Siberian prison for 7 years.Not sure if you want to take that as a compliment, but to each's own.
>tfw you havent had sex in 3 months because you're a loser chud
>>25355333STOP IT
man i saw a very handsome new building just got finished and started leasing so i peeped it's website man $3000 for a studio.
I am in love with a foreign exchange student from Germany. She left and I haven't seen her in 2 years. I write music to her, although she doesn't know it. One day I wish to premiere a piece for her, and have her be in attendance. I am currently reading Baudolino.
>>25355343pffft rookie numbers I'm up to like 9 months now
>>25355343>post extremely lame humble brag on autist boardok dude
>>25355339>Also do you think I can make a sidebusiness selling my clear pee to druggies ?set up shop by an oil rig I'm sure you'll make a killing
solstice is in about 5 hours, how you gunna celebrate?
>>25355355oh that's fire i should definitely blaze some treees
>>25355355should I relapse?
>>25355355>>25350999
>>25355357That would be gross. Do doctors have to shove it back in your rectum when that happens?
>>25355355u should play solstice on the neshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA
>>25355338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEzJTMf1ZF8
>>25355364boomers are a trip man
>>25355362ESL poster
>>25355317Because being ignored will crush me.
>>25355343noob
I’m sorry, sir. Your ear HIV has evolved into full blown Hearing AIDS
>>25355378You should submit this to the New Yorker. This was a clever joke.
>>25355244Honestly I prefer chili dogs to regular dogs. Supposed to have some tomorrow before I leave for my parents house for Father's day.
>>25355366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S302kF8MJ-I
>>25355378Funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgCZN1rU5co
>>25355378>>25355379I let out an epic AIDSburp once in front of my ex-gf's mom because I didn't realise she was in the room while I had my back turned. The ensuing shock wave and awkward silence was fucking nuclear. Legendary.
>>25355262Counterargument: cute boys are cute.
How did the rapid rabid rabbit know which fish was the wish fish and which fish was the witch fish?
>>25355396I don't know Pukelysses
>>25355400Cretin
>>25355394>now i am become pukebreath, destroyer of worlds
>>25355396>>25355407how many fucks would a fuckstick give if a fuckstick could give fucks?
>>25355201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE
>>25355414A plethora
>>25355395Point of fact: gays refering to love interests as "boys" reveals them as pederasts.
>>25355422All gays are essentially ‘boy scouts’
>>25355414but srsly, an anon in a previous thread came up with the answer in less than a minute. You ´ll never guess it, bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo
>>2535542442?????
For this post, all you do is listen to ‘Jammin’ by Bob Marley but hear the word as ‘German’, to be about Nazi Germany. Really funny stuff.
>>25355430WORE A HAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auo29DPfZ2E
Oh don’t worry, she’ll help me out. She’s a very fair person, in complexion
>>25355434Yeah I don't know what your schizzing out about and I don't care anonHave a fun night and enjoy that crack you're smoking
>>25355435>Complexion wise>Vis-a-vis complexion
>>25355437Its all good anon, no worrieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T3UmvutR8k
Now that I’m finally reading books I realize this ‘climax in the middle’ thing actually goes fucking hard
>>25355443no ur a train biotch
>>25355451That is exactly and indeed what i said, queenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCbqhJt16k
If I had something to say I would say it
>>25355445I just know you are being sarcastic
Anon, are you an alpha, beta, or omega?
>>25355469omega that's been called a future serial killer by many for being an omega
>>25355451>The gnome sneezes>The sneeze sounds like a train>That is the joke
>>25355469I AM THE TRUTH THE WAY & THE LIFE, THE ALPHA & THE OMEGA, THE FIRST & THE LAST, THE BEGINNING & THE END & ALL THAT I CAN DO YOU CAN DO AND MORE
>>25355463>queeni get that you want to fuck me anon but that's wishful thinking, sweetheart
>>25355479I AM THE TRUTH THE WAY AND THE LIFE, THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, THE FIRST AND THE LAST, THE BEGINNING AND THE END. AND ALL THAT I CAN DO, YOU CAN DO. AND MORE.ftfm>>25355482As long as there is death, there is hope
I AM THE TRUTH THE WAY AND THE LIFETHE ALPHA AND THE OMEGATHE FIRST AND THE LASTTHE BEGINNING AND THE END AND ALL THAT I CAN DO -YOU CAN DOAND MORE
Buddhist scripture. Historical documents. Surveying tools. Zyns. That's a Bic Clic Stic and it's seen some shit.
cocaine is the motor of the modern world. if you're not coked out you're motorless. but this may be wise, and in fact is wise, as many have said and will continue to say about many things. Now that's some real shit. Cosign that shit. Fuck you.
If vampires were real, rational beings who simply subsisted off human blood instead of food, how would the Catholic Church treat them?What about if a Lovecraftian eldritch creature from beyond the stars took on human form and started living with a human? What would it be considered in Catholicism?
>>25355516How would you treat me if I sucked your cock? What about if I licked your balls too? Would you consider yourself gay if you liked it?
>>25355516both would be ok'd by the church, with vamps being ok'd only if they drink consensually
>>25355509This contract is sealed
>>25355520No
Trust isn't created. It is stored in the balls
>>25355553naruhodo...
I try not to be so "stressed out" and serious all the time, but the moment I let my guard down and just chill out and interact with the world, it negatively influences me. If becoming the best version of yourself requires genuinely detaching from the wider world, and just boxing yourself into a tiny little bubble of positive influences, is that the right move? Is it truly correct and good to turn to the entire world and say, "Yes, you are all wrong"? I try not to be that guy, but it's truly getting to a point man. I really can't bear this much longer. I need a fucking answer. Do I just cut my losses and say, "Yes. 99% of the world is bad. Stop watching Youtubers, stop getting drunk with friends, just read the classics, watch only media that has a positive message, and work on projects that make the world a better place"?
I pine for a woman whose company I can't stand, whose personality I abhor, and whose words I cannot trust. My heart is a fool
>>25355620Society and its masses follow the road of least effort.To find inner peace and unlock your true potential you must struggle upwards. The valley is no place to see the greater sights
>>25355620What, in your interpretation, does it mean to be bad?
>>25355643"Bad" is the wrong word. "Morally neutral" is the correct one, and explains things a lot better.A morally neutral society is one in which everyone is doing exclusively what is comfortable and convenient at all times. In a morally neutral society, there's no discussion of virtue, and there are no real heroes -- only villains. Notice that the only celebrities anyone talks about anymore are people everyone hates, like Donald Trump and Elon Musk. There are no role models, there's no ideal of self-improvement, and there's not even an incentive for self-improvement because everyone believes that hard work is not rewarded, and that evil will always prevail. That's the outcome of every movie nowadays, isn't it?
I've been infected by cute girls. They must have their own form of toxoplasmosis. If they become pests, I won't hesitate to fill them. But still.
>>25355656*kill
I’m on antidepressants, I just lie awakeSinging a song while I’m happyI’m on antidepressants I just lie awakeSinging a song while I’m happy
>>25355625>>25355643>>25355647Yeah, see. This is 100% what I mean. The moment you start genuinely talking about what it means to be virtuous/a good person, everyone just tunes out and loses interest. It wasn't always this way.
>>2535535550 minutes left
HAPPY SUMMER SOLSTICE 2026 !!!!!!!
>the days are now getting shorterGrim :(
It's so over for Clozzy :[
>>25355625>Society and its masses follow the road of least effort.Spoken like someone who failed to grow out of their teenage angst.
I wish I was a Gravettian hunter-gatherer living in paleolithic Europe c. ~40,000 years ago.
favorite roleplay with the gf is we go out and I roofie her at a bar
Catberg greatly enjoys sitting high up on her perch on top of my hoodies n shit lol
>>25355892:33she almost looks fake
