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>>25356970
My man tried to save us.

>be me
>stumbling through a dusty antique shop in Prague
>find a fiddle from 1740 with a cracked scroll
>play a single note
>the sound is so pure it makes the postmodernists weep
>the shop owner starts crying and says "nobody has played this since the fall of the Austro-Hungarian Empire"
>proceed to play a 45-minute improvisation based on the themes of *The Trial*
>entire room falls silent
>no one dares to interrupt the flow
>finally hit a high E that shatters a display case of porcelain dolls
>owner hands me the violin for free and begs me to leave before the "woke curators" arrive
>walk out into the cobblestone street holding the instrument like Excalibur
>mfw I am the only one who understands that music is the only language that matters
>mfw the rest of /lit/ is still arguing about whether Chaucer is "problematic"

>>25356970
>mfw all of modern political theory is sophist nonsense that legitimized tyranny and allowed numerous social calamities to go unchecked

>>25357023
Holy kino