"Gospel of the Egyptians"
>>25366606reminds me of
unrevealable name inscribed
John Madden John Madden
>>25366606Profound. >A. E. I. O. U.t. Schizo
>>25366638Literally this
AAAAIOUEEEUAOOEEEEIAAAAOOOOIOOIOIAAAEAAAOIIOAEAIOUIOIUEAEAEIIIO
>the seven vowels
>>25366608>>25366652>>25366606
>>25366608This is just Gillespie-lite.
>>25366608in the old days they had the sense to ban this stuff
>>25366606>>25366608Read the Greek Magical Papyri, it's full of nonsense vowel-vomit words you are supposed to scream out because they are sacred and intelligible to the gods.
>>25366606>Gospel of the Egyptians>Printed in English>It's the Gospel of the Egyptians As Printed in EnglishDistinguished literator, I beseech thee to distingush more.
>>25366795Maybe they are nonsense just so you don't pronounce them by accident or unprepared.
>>25366667O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>25366795Turned to a random page and this is peak comedySounds like it'd make for a fun drinking game for autistic nerds
>>25366736Never heard of this Gillespie fella. Curious to read more, though. Source?
>>25367798the poor kitteh :(
>>25366683greek>>25367804Reminds me of Finnegans Wake by James Joyce if it were to purport itself as being religious scripture
>>25367804It's from The Syntactic Revolution. Facsimile here: https://eclipsearchive.org/projects/SYNTACTIC/html/contents.html
>>25367805How the fuck did sandtards ever believe in any of this autiscreed? No wonder jew derived religions took over
>>25367974I just got to the list of "table gimmicks" and one of them is giving yourself a boner by smearing your dick with pepper and honey
>>25368045
>>25368254Do you have an edit like this but of Mahatma Gandhi "testing his willpower"?
>>25367792https://youtu.be/tQ49osmnJsw
THIS COMETH GREETINGmister printers the Igrent or the Nowing wons says I ort to Doue as thay doue to keep up Cheats or the same thing Desephons to Deseave the Igrent so wee may Cheat and Likewise have wars and plunder my wish is all Liers may have there part of fier and brimstone in this world or at least sum part of it or Else the gouement is Not good it will want pourging soone if A Lawyer is to way Lay a man and brouse him unmassely All most to Death A sitteson that pays twentey fore Dolors for Careags and not more then one Dolor A week to ment the hiways and my being Libperel is in part of this bloddey Afare No sauage would beat a man as I was beaten almost to Death I Did not know houe these men Came to keep sade Lawyer from quit killing of me till sum time After three men saw the Axon of the blodey seene without massey and carried sade Dexter in to the house sun fanting or Neare to se and behold the orful site bleading and blind of one Eye twoue brousings in two hours at Least Now Laws in this part of the world for A man of money to Live those I lend money to and A Lawyer and others thay youse me the wost it maks Inemys then these Rogs if there is Any that call me A soull and pick a Qualrel with me A bout my Nous papers so as to pay the Lawyer Craft to make up the molton Calf A molton Calfe Not an Ox Now the town of Chester has Lost two Hundred wate of Siver at Least I beleuv more money Now thay may have me in the town or A Lawyer Chouse for yourselves my frinds and felow mortels pease be with you All A men selagh finely brethren sum thing more Coming——Chester, Sept. 29, 1796.TIMOTHY DEXTER
>>25368535Okiba Crackdown moment
>>25367834Awesome, man. Much appreciated.
>>25366638Do u have a licence & tax receipt to use that slogan?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.E.I.O.U.
>>25366797Me when the Epistle to the Romans isn't written in Roman
>>25368948Me when new testament ain't in Hebrew
>>25366638>>25366606https://youtu.be/2gEfBe4_sOg?is=9xrG_g8uX_26DZDaIt's beautiful
>>25369968The "chorus" of this literally sounds like the scene in "Alice in Wonderland" in which the sandtard caterpillar sings "AEIOU"https://youtu.be/fgC-FCZ9B-w?is=21jOSedo3pA4BmEi
>>25367798Yep, page after page of the scribal equivalent of keyboard mashing.
>>25367974Actual trve non-LARP paganism
>>25367974Why are there so many invisibility spells?
>>25367798It's called Mummy: The Resurrection
>>25370688There's also a game where you roll 3 dice and it gives you Homer quotations
>>25368948Dungeon meshi?Another anon of culture I see
