>finish book>author thanks you for reading his work
>finish book>author curses you with the attention of non human beings happened to me twice now
>>25384562Stop reading grimoires and infernal codices anon.
>>25384546>finish book>author says he tried to destroy it, he regrets writing it and his annoying wife made him publish itMany such cases.
>>25384605It'd be very funny to write a Lovecraftian story where the story itself is treated as a cognitohazard by the author and he sporadically complains that "my bitch wife nagged me into publishing this account".
>>25384546>finish The Tempest>author self-inserts and asks the audience to set him free
>>25384546>finish book>want to contact author>can't find his contact info
>finnish book>don't understand finnish>create a hole in the book>fuck the book
>>25384772>create a hole in the bookhow boring
>>25384772There was a hole in this book. It’s gone now.
Find hole in the plot, don't know if it is resolved because of hole in the book, cannot contact author or his wife, because I don't speak Finnish, feel insulted, but thankful I didn't read the book.
>>25384733Set my nigga Caliban free, he dindu nuffing
>finish book>get rid of book because I won't need it againThis was me at age 18. The concept of keeping books in a home library was foreign to me.
>>25384772>>create a hole in the bookIN ENGLISH, DOC
>finish book>girls number in there>text>nothing>phone powers down then begins heating up>faint purple glow>thousands of lights brightly>your vision is needled til youre cometely blind and you aee pulled forward all bones dragging back as your waist is thrust first through the phone’s interdimensional gatepoint >thousands of years flash before your eyes of universes unknown to you and eachother >scenes of vast mystery envelop all possible subjectivity>the frames shift snd leave and come quicker quicker to quicker now>the faces now familiar, loved ones, remembered only now>times when you were a child >a teenager in love with nothing and its abundant charm>smiling friends waving>crying alone >your parents, Father’s broad chest
>Finnish in plot hole>light cig>oh fuck>books catches fire>dick catches fire>die>...>.....>.......>wake up gasping>"kulta, mikä hätänä?">no no no no, this cant be happening>leap out of bed>open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>25384772Did you finnish?
>>25386051Pekka? Ü?
>>25384546When a medieval author asks you to pray for him at the end of the book, you do pray for him, right?
>>25386234I've done this everytime
>>25384546>open book>dedication to the reader
>>25384546>finish book>author insults you for reading his work
>don't read book>skip to the last page>author thanks me for reading even though I didn't
>>25384772wtf now I love plotholes
>>25384772keked
