I miss when authors used to be real men and not just fags and foids
>Get a guide to take you to where the lions are >Guide provides transportation, weapons and ammunition >Guide points to which lion you're allowed to shoot>Shoot lion>Guides give the meat to locals after taking your picture with "your" kill >You spend the rest of the time drinking and telling others how "manly" you are>Zero tracking or bushcraft skills required on your part at all>Didn't even huntAfrican big game hunts were always a meme. Fuck (You)
>>25387261I wonder who could be behind this post…
>>25387263You've never hunted a day in your life if you actually think African big game is where it's at.Keep up with the ineffectual "masculine" wet dreams of what you think encapsulates the perfect male existence, mr.sexless incel.
>>25387247>Committed suicide Not a real man. See: coward.
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>>25387263>>25387274Reddit humor
>Reddit humor
>>25387304Sorry I derailed your shitty thread that no one else is paying attention to.
>>25387261This, guided hunts are the gayest shit ever. Hunting alone is lame, as you're cowardly shooting from a safe distance, but paying hundreds or thousands on top of this for another man to tailor your experience for you and keep you safe is the polar opposite of true masculinity
>>>25387307>Hunting alone is lame, as you're cowardly shooting from a safe distanceOh look, fag event horizon.
>>25387462Meant for >>25387414
>>25387272Exiting on your own terms is way more based that withering away from sickness or old age like a pussy. Or is Mishima a coward too?
>>25387471A gay coward, yes.
>>25387247Killing a lion with a gun is one of the single gayest things you could ever do in this lifetime. It's the spiritual equivalent of writing atheistic screeds online, to try to chip away at things more powerful than yourself. (I say this as someone who isn't even particularly religious.) I respect Hemingway, somewhat, because he liked to box, and anyone who boxes has courage, but he should've realized what a faggot he was being here.
>>25387263The lion does not concern himself with faggots.
>Hunting >GayGo outside, Timmoid.
Ah yes, being an alcoholic and committing suicide - the pinnacle of masculinity.
>>25390476Is it still gay if you do a sick backflip before you hit the ground? Asking for a friend
>>25387473nta but yeah, he really was a coward. Not to disparage him or anything; backing out of the draft at the last minute with a flimsy excuse while everyone else died really fucked him up
>>25387247>real menFriendly reminder that Hemingway committed suicide because he was scared of the CIA.
>>25387414>you must fist fight a lion the way… literally no one in the history of humanity has ever hunted anything…