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>>25406623I love my boyfriend <3
>>25406626I am your boyfriend
>>25406626I fucked him behind your back, bitch. In all his holes
She's only thirteen! THIRTEEN!
>>25406624Where's my kiss
>>25406638SHE WAS 12 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 SECONDS 999 MILISECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>25406657topkek
a novel where a man raises a daughter to seduce his lifelong enemy when she's 17 and 11 months old and gets him imprisoned for statutory rape and labeled a sex offender for life
I got nothing new to say, yet I'm compelled to post.We are legion, our voices fill the void
>>25406638No worries, you are mistaken -she is only petite. That is all
>>25406653*SHAAAASMOOOCH!!!*
Transition gender isn’t real
>>25406674Samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElfbVO3NeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9NK-RaNZE
I'm intrigued about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I have a preference for fat women.
>>25406753She'd feel liberated to eat and gain as much weight as she's been wanting to this entire time!
There are multiple girls touching themselves to the thought of you RIGHT NOW
I think my sister has poop breath.
>>25406776I know
I tried to write badly, but I just cant do it. It reads as intentional, inauthentic. I wanted genuinely bad, as an example, but all my examples werent terrible.How does one unlearn good?
Saw a black dude boasting about his (fat) white gf, only for another black dude to roast him by saying he didn't have a snowbunny but rather a Big Chungus.
>>25406788Listen to some atonal jazz, then do that>Try to write as badly as you possibly canoffbeat
>>25406794Keep working on it
>>25406788This is the conundrum of smart people trying to write dumb characters. The result is always a smart person pretending to be dumb, and that smartness can't help but leak through. True stupidity is incomprehensible to all but itself, which is where the term "thick-headed" originates; true stupidity is too dense for intelligence to penetrate.
Anyone in a government position who voted for the mutual integration/intertwining of the US and Israeli armed forces needs to be executed for high treason.
>>25406816Just watch a stupid person and write down what they say Dumbass
>>25406836Pathetic
>>25406841>t.kike
>>25406841Synagogue of Satan
"That last thread had some extremely homosexual posts" - I thought loudly to myself."Everyone in this board is an idiot pseud except for me" jumped around in my head while I nodded expectantly.
>>25406839Just watch a stupid person and write down what they sayDumbassDid it work?
>>25406846>t. bitch
>>25406849>t. kike fellator>>25406856There you go
>>25406854Is that you John Wayne? Is that me?
There’s nothing worse than telling the absolute truth about your life and having everyone roll their eyes. Yes, we met in the sewers. No, it’s not a joke, and no, I’m not doing a bit. It was funny the first few times, but at this point, the constant disbelief is just insulting. People look at us like we’re pathological liars trying to be "quirky." It’s exhausting. Honestly, we’ve completely given up and just tell people we met on an app now, because we don’t have the energy to argue with people about our own lives.
Our inner core is sore. An aroma is sour in an area, neon runs, over-sources, ruins armor. One remains on a seat, can sense an ozonous excess, can concur standard air can pass. Soon we re-earn more ruin, serious mass error on our canvas. We run on narrow avenues, serious, cross, unsure. An inner core cannot reverse an ooze across an air wave. One is nervous cornered in standard snow or a season.
My staff forgot to forward an important email today. I hope this doesn't happen again.
Orange peels in my underwear, hopefully that helps.
Sometimes I wonder what monkey milk cheese, butter, yogurt, etc. would taste like.
Smiled at this girl I was walking by, and in a single moment, I saw her face go through three phases: a small, casual smile to match mine; a giant, toothy, excited smile; then finally an immediate shy lookaway. That's a new one.
Saw a guy at the bus stop yesterday holding a single carrot, stared at it the whole time, got on the bus and placed it on the empty seat next to him like it was a person.
so I was at the gas station yesterday and I got a soda and the ice machine was broken so I had to get it without ice and that's fine whatever but then I got in my car and I coulden't find my keys for like five minutes and I was standing there like an idiot patting my pockets and they was in my hand the whole time and I swear I checked my hand like three times before I realized and then I drove home and I saw a guy walking his dog but the dog was wearing a little coat and it wasn't even cold out and I thought that's weird why put a coat on a dog when its not cold like is the dog cold maybe the dog gets cold easily I don't know and then I got home and I opened the fridge and there was nothing in there I wanted to eat so I closed it and opened it again like that would change something and it didnt and I did that three more times and I still have no idea what I'm going to eat for dinner and now I'm sitting here typing this and I forgot what I was even talking about but I think it was the gas station and the keys and the dog with the coat and I still dont know why that dog needed a coat and I honestly dont even care but I'm still thinking about it and my soda is flat now because I left it open and I'm just gonna drink it anyway because I dont want to waste it but it tastes bad and I'm still thirsty and this is my life now I guess just flat soda and dogs in coats and keys that was in my hand the whole time and I dont know why I'm even typing this its not like anyone cares about my keys or my soda or the dog with the coat and I'm just gonna post this anyway and then maybe go to bed and forget I ever wrote any of it and tomorrow I'll wake up and probably buy another soda and forget my keys again and see another dog in a coat and I'll just keep doing this forever and ever and I honestly dont even know what I'm saying anymore I'm just typing words and its not even making sense to me and I just want to stop but I cant because my brain keeps going and going and I think about the dog and the coat and the keys and the soda and I just want it all to stop but it wont and now my fingers are just moving and I'm not even reading what I'm writing I'm just typing and typing and I'm gonna hit post now and regret everything.
its 7 am and Im tots yawnmaxxin rn. Maybe its time for bedsies :)
Wow the weather forecast were right when it said "it gon' rain". It did done rain.
>>25406623Ran into a distant acquaintance at the park and had a lovely conversation. She took out her phone to google something but I saw her reddit username before she switched apps. Later I looked her up on one of those reddit archives and saw that her first post was a topless selfie in a porn subreddit, but it was automatically removed because she posted it from a brand new account, so I could only see the subreddit and the post title. Other archives don't have it. Disappointing. But we soldier onward
>>25406623I am quite certain she has a discord cabal she shows our chats to and they laugh at all the shit I sayI just can't prove it
I had a dream last night where a cabal of e-girl tiktok witches kidnapped me and made shallow cuts into my arms using a razor, which bled heavily for a second and then instantly scarred over. They told me they wanted to turn me into a "cute suicidal self harm twink" and needed me to look the part.
My neighbor has this weird thing where he only mows his lawn at 6 AM on Sundays and he always wears the same red hat and I found one of his teeth in my driveway last week and I don't know how it got there but I threw it in the trash and I still think about it sometimes like did he lose it while mowing did it fall out of his mouth and he didn't notice and also the red hat is covered in grass stains and he never washes it and I want to ask him about the tooth but I never will because that would be weird and now every time I hear his lawnmower I think about that tooth sitting in my trash can with all the coffee grounds and banana peels and I wonder if he's missing it or if he even noticed it was gone.
>>25406986Fuck off, you AI slop spammer.
I am taking a much-needed moment to step back, pour myself a tall glass of iced tea, and just breathe. Sometimes the weight of the world gets heavy, and sis, you gotta protect your peace at all costs. I am finally learning to let go of what I can’t control and focus on my own joy. If you need a sign to put your feet up and do absolutely nothing today, this is it! How are my favorite people unwinding this weekend?
>>25406989What?
I’ve just sat through Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie and my blood is absolutely boiling, I am completely fuming. Right at the bloody start, these two total cowboys decide the best way to promote their band is to sneak onto the actual EdgeWalk at the top of the CN Tower with parachutes and a pair of bloody wire cutters, like absolute lunatics. It’s not even CGI or green screen, these two proper muppets actually snuck past real security to do a rogue base jump off a national landmark! I’m sweating buckets just watching it because they genuinely start snipping their own safety cables while a terrified tour guide is shouting at them, and for what? They end up jumping and smacking straight onto the roof of the stadium below because the bloody dome was closed, which is just peak stupidity. My nerves are completely shot, I’m shaking with rage, and I need a proper pint immediately because that was the most stressful, unhinged bit of footage I’ve ever seen in my life.
I'm happy feeling freeDrugs, drugs, drugsGive em all to me
>>25406623Is that a moustache and his or her face?
Drugs are bad.They make you sad.They hurt your head.You stay in bed.Do not try.Say goodbye.
Did someone say MENSTRUATION?
I have to fart......ughhhhhhh.....Ugghh!!!! Ugh.
My penis looks pickled.
>>25407015>>25407013>>25407002>>25407012Such fine literary expressions
When your mate farts in your face .... Grrr!
I gave my grandma a foot massage and a foot bath. Lots of dead skin.
I remember looking at the couch and at my hands when I was a young child.
>>25406623I see my work as essentially bridging late period Annales historians focus on the mentality of a people, but rather than focus on the common people, i focus on the intellectuals and question the motivations of their ideas, for example i such as question the "is-ought" gap for a figure like Hume and instead of trying to understand the Enlightenment in his wake I attempt to understand why he believed there was no connection between correlation and causation and the consequences of society as his ideas became the defacto mentality of educated people. Am I being dishonest here or is this a new way of looking at intellectual history?
>>25406623I'm 26 years old and supposed to be preparing paperwork to go back to university for the 4th time. I still don't really know what for. Now I'm saying Data Science, I think. I forget my reasoning. Math, data. I'm looking forward to everything except the actual studying.My passions are to be cool, look good, be /fit/, have some friends, have sex, do grand gestures like stage acting or vandalism. Maybe I'll speak on the radio. I was almost born in a few different countries. I don't know if I have what it takes to actually study and graduate and have a real-life boring ass job with responsibilities. I don't know what people want from me. All I think I can get out of a career is renumeration so I just want to get paid the most for the least amount of work and I don't know what people from me. I don't know how people manage anything, I have no executive functioning anymore. I'm probably normal, and just a product of the times. But it doesn't look very good right now.
>>25407058> I was almost born in a few different countries.Was your mother crossing borders during childbirth or something?Spread eagled on an aeroplane?
>>25407059yugoslav with refugee status in a european country. she had sponsorships to end up in multiple different countries when she was pregnant with me. my dad pushed for the US as a believer in the american dream even though my parents were already quite well-settled in western europe and had family there. I grew up rather isolated.
>>25407024I remember looking at my hands. I remember being struck by a feeling of disbelief at reality. Like, these are my hands, I am here, I exist. I could recreate it by looking at my hands back then, but I don't think I can do it anymore. I take my existence for granted.
big dicks will rule the world
I don't remember too much finer detail about the books ive read a decade ago. Kind of wish I was better at retaining details
The left has gone insane
>read Dan Brown’s Origin>450 pages of slow writing, takes over 100 pages for the plot to get a move on>almost nothing happens, the characters have two major locations>assassin that’s after them dies unceremoniously 100 pages before the ending>almost 50 pages dedicated to Edmond Kirsch’s TED talk that apparently 200 million people are watching live for some reason>he’s effectively an unironic oh-my-science redditor atheist and just gloats that technology and transhumanism will create a universal science-religion(???) and shills his AI models>guessed the big twist about halfway through the book (Kirsch set up his own assassination)>oh and the King of Spain was gay>and his son borderline bleeding-heart antinatalist with the character development of a packing peanutI can see why this flew under the radar in 2017. Might be his worst book honestly. Secret of Secrets was okay, bit too scifi, but still readable. This was just 450 pages of almost nothing, even though it’s the same length as Da Vinci code and Angels and Demons
>>25406865Me and my buddy got into a ten on two fight and actually won once. The only two witnesses we know who can back us up are our two girlfriends from back when it actually happened, and they’re both long gone. I didn’t even think it was all that amazing of a feat, but since people refuse to believe either of us we just both stopped telling the story to anybody but one another
>>25407216Thats not really hard to believe. Winning a fight is all about morale, and one good punch is enough to scare all the pussies away.
My sense of ethics is a burden at times. Last week I unintentionally shared misinformation and the thought that some poor smoe took me seriously and is peddling the same line now haunts me this very moment
I only need:9 credits of writing/english gen eds 1 lab credit15 credits of major courses 3 credits from my capstone courseand I will be DONE with my whole degree
gonna watch a movie
>>25407296Which movie?
>>25407340Obsession
>>25407364this but the old one from 1976 made by Brian De Palma
>>25407072NO THEY WON'T GOD DAMN IT SMALLER THAN AVERAGE DICKS ARE FINE IT BARELY MATTERS ANYWAY
Nice writing you got there but what about the GENDER??? Wait, did you NOT think about your main character's GENDER at ALL?! OH. MY. GOD. That's a big heckin' yikes from me. Let me guess, it's just a white guy. Wow. WOW. You really did something that boring with a straight face. You don't feel disgusted with yourself at all. You heckin' did it. Just some cishet white scum. A disgusting white man who isn't even gay. He's not even gay... I can't... I can't believe it... I... I am literally shaking right now. How could you be such a racist sexist bigot... I am... I am hyperventilating... by the holy menstruation someone please give me a high dose of GENDER or I might die... gender... please... I need-ACK
I wish I could have sex tonight.
>>25406887lolMaybe for a science project of some sort.
>>25406986How do you notice a tooth in a driveway anyhow?
My heart burns for Jesus, but my loins burn for Mary.
should I order The Pickwick Papers by Dickens, ./lit/?I heard it's really based
A pipe burst in my ceiling and flooded a hole through it and my wife cried and is keeping herself calm in a semi-fetal position in front of the couch while I wait for a response by phone from the plumber!
>>25407565I walk like a virgin.
When I was a impressionable young man the movie Austin Powers led me to believe that women loved hairy men. I've never recovered from this blatant lie.
its interesting how this finger came to represent "fuck x". By extension are we meant to imagine the finger as a penile symbol?
>>25407620Because I hate loose ends, I followed this train of thought and discovered the origin of the finger>In Greek, the gesture was known as the katápygon[8][9] (κατάπυγον, from kata – κατά, "downwards"[10] and pugē – πυγή, "rump, buttocks"[11]). In ancient Greek comedy, the finger was a gesture of insult toward another person, with the term katapugon also referring to "a male who submits to anal penetration"[12] or katapygaina to a female.[13] In Aristophanes's comedy The Clouds (423 BC),[14] when the character Socrates is quizzing his student on poetic meters, Strepsiades declares that he knows quite well what a dactyl is, and gives the finger. The gesture is a visual pun on the two meanings of the Greek word daktylos, both "finger" and the rhythmic measure composed of a long syllable and two short, like the joints of a finger (— ‿ ‿, which also appears as a visual pun on the penis and testicles in a medieval Latin text[15])." huh the more you know
>>25407620>>25407627confirmed for 'shove this up your ass, faggot', nice
>>25407627it really all starts with the greeks.Fun fact I am socially retarded and I have a fear of making hand gestures because I might flip someone the finger instead of doing the intended gesture (metal horns or thumbs up). I worry about accidentally flipping the bird so I have to consciously think about not flipping the bird but it usually takes so long to make sure the momentum is gone by the time I do the correct gssture.I do this retaded shit all the time and I hate myself
>>25407642I do the same thing except with my eyebrows. I'll try to raise one eyebrow to look cool or skeptical or whatever and instead I just end up looking like I'm having a stroke and the person I'm talking to gets all concerned and asks if I'm okay and I have to explain that no I'm fine I was just trying to do a thing and now I look like an idiot and then I just avoid eye contact for the rest of the conversation and pretend to be really interested in the floor.
>>25407642>>25407650When walking too closely to anyone who is not an adult man, I will place my hand palm-out behind my back so as to completely eliminate any risk of misinterprable brushing or bumping (plus clumsy kids will just into the pen you're holding and be stabbed in the face)
>>25407665will just trip* into the pen you're holding
>>25407650I am sure I flipped the bird to a guy in a shirt of my favorite band shirt on the metro. I made a face like "yeah bro" and the metal horns but the guy's face was a mix of concerned and offended and it was already too late to check what I did so I got paranoid for the rest of my life that I'd finally made the wrong gesture after being so paaranoid about it for a long time.Actually this is one of the most soul crushing things about my existence, I worry endlessly about something happening and then it happens. I am such a fucking retard holy shit.I often imagine God watching me from above with a his hand on a lever that makes awful shit happen to me, looking all giddy waiting for the best moment to pull the fuck my shit up lever.It's like my destiny is already written so I hate being alive
>>25407674I shart at least once per week.
>i before e except after cThat doesn't sound very scientific
Feeling a huge throbbing cock, pulsing against your tongue as it coats the back of your throat with streams of thick jizz is the best feeling in the world.
>tfw everyone here is genetic waste like meI was meant to die here all along
I'm making an experimental film. The entire movie is shot in a Dutch angle.
Does anyone else feel like their life is pic related Morrowind meme, where you made a catastrophically wrong choice at some point in your life, or at multiple points, and now you're in the doomed timeline you were never meant to go down, and all you can do is persist in this mistaken world with no escape back to where you were supposed to be?
>>25407708
>>25407724Battlefield Earth already did that.
>>25407753could be a rare /lit/hoe. you never know.
>>25407759No, /lit/hoes hate the idea of sucking dick. I dated one so I know for sure this is an actual faggot.
>>25407763sample size too small. stfu sperg.
>>25407765I could beat your ass with both of your hands tied behind your back.
Dreamt of my father again, I hadn't dreamt of him in months. He was teaching me how to solder, which he was going to do shortly before he passed away. Maybe I should learn it.
>>25407778>no matter the hardships in life you just solder on, son
>>25407773ok so?
>>25407241how are you feeling? proud? hopeful? empty? indifferent?
Men make the worldWomen make the world worth living in
>Women make the world worth living inlol, lmao.
>>25407752Yes, unfortunately.My life essentially peaked at a time where eveything felt like fate converging at an opportune time, and the dissolution of that life left me completely feeling as if everything's broken and empty, even though I'm much more "logical" and less predisposed to magical thinking now.
>>25407806nice. reminds me of that Robert Graves line,>Man Does, Woman Is
wish it was the 60s
I sneezed today. It was an enormous relief and I basked in the moment for a few seconds afterwards, savoring the feeling.
Can someone explain to me how it's accepted that you're going to work 8 hours a day 5 days a week for the rest of your life until you're old and dead and barely anyone talks about this? And everyone complains but nobody is ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING TO STOP IT??? I feel like everyone knows something I don't know. I have this imposter syndrome where it seems like somehow everyone else has figured out how to not work much, because if I'm wrong, then how aren't they all losing their minds like i am?Can someone explain if I'm just doing something wrong and most people don't work so much?
>>25407708>how my wife will be feeling tonight
>>25407752yeah>>25407059
I want to get into ASMR but the voices of the inferior sex make the experience cruel and agonizing.
>>25407854i dont work at allThen again i am HIGHLY Intelligent
>>25407882You just trade stocks? I'm trying to do that too with my salary but I want to quit working as soon as possible or else I don't even see life as worth living so I've put my money in more risky but also more rewarding investments even though idk much about investing, I'm scared what will happen if I lose my money but honestly I'd probably just kill myself because there's nothing worse than employment and I can't do it till I'm old and spiritually dead
>>25407854just decide what you want out of life dude and life within your meansimoney is just a means to an end, not the end itself, which many people tend to forget. money is very important but it’s ultimately just a fiction we invented and not the most important thing, which is having a good life. plenty of rich people are miserable
¿Alguien aquí ha leído Viaje al fin de la noche traducido al español? Hace poco leí una reseña de los traductores que ha tenido Céline y es muy crítica contra los traductores españoles. Básicamente dice que todos han "decélineizado" el texto, haciendolo mucho mas ameno y amable, por decirlo de alguna forma. Pueden ver por su propia cuenta si prefieren https://www.perfil.com/noticias/columnistas/los-traductores-de-celine-20130721-0003.phtmlLo que quisiera saber es—¿alguno de ustedes alguna vez ha leído alguna de estas traducciones? ¿Son tan malas como dicen aquí?
>>25407891try to approach work as something you can take a break from occasionally for months or a year rather than trying to race to retire permanently as soon as possible. you’re going to take dumb risks otherwise and blow your loadalso ask yourself honestly if you’ve learned a good work ethic. You’ll still need to be productive and focused even when you’re not employed. Not much point in retiring early if your only aspirations are reading or playing video games or something
>>25407854the only reason men handled this shit and more for so long is because they had a wife and kids at home, or people to take care of. you don't and so you have no purposeit's sustainable for a few years but you are basically playing life in hardcore mode. I'd recommend seeking God and/or imagining you have cancer and do some shit that actually matter to you
>>25407895Most people, especially young people these days, want a modest life where they have the essentials and a small bit of freedom to go on vacation, enjoy hobbies, etc. but they’re not even afforded the opportunities to do that. It’s either grind it out and work like a dog or live with relatives / roommates forever. “Don’t worry about money lol, stop and smell the roses” is a meaningless platitude to someone in their 20s wondering how they’ll cover rent this month.
>>25407891>, I'm scared what will happen if I lose my moneyI dont care about losing money, thats why I make money.
How do I fix the environment?
If you see a building, you ask how old is it, but if you see a mountain, you never ask how old the mountain is. Why?
>>25407927Start with cleaning your room and slowly expand outwards.
>>25407854AI and robotics have the chance to make most work unnecessary, if and only if ownership of the means of production is socialized. Basically, most productive things that need a human to do will eventually be doable by a machine. So we will eventually have an economy where productivity is high, but actual human labor is minimal or absent. This can go one of two ways. If the mechanized means of production continue to be privately owned, then all this productivity will go to the small number of people that own AI companies, and the rest of humanity, who can no longer competitively sell their labor, are left to starve. However, if the means of production are seized and redistributed to being held by the common man, what they output will be freely distributed, and we can truly have a utopia where no one has to work and everyone is freely provided for by the machines that are owned in common by all. The machines produce output without labor, therefore the question becomes whether that output belongs to the few or the many. So whether we all starve or whether we have a post-work utopia entirely depends on if the people are able to seize the initiative and socialize the machines replacing their labor.
>>25407881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrWHMULLFg
I envied Caesar and his slaves, and so I simulated them. In my simulations I am more depraved than de Sade and more magnanimous than Cyrus. I have a bigger cock than Henry Miller and I can fuck better too I'm sure... because Miller was a Jew by proxy, which is why he could tolerate all of the neurotics, and the French. No war dodger can lay it down like a man with blood on his hands... I thought women would liberate me of my self-consciousness but nothings changed except now I have a busted lip. A women busted my lip with her vulva! I am alive!
>>25407922well that’s where living within your means comes fromI’m well familiar with the situation many have. Many splurge on tiny luxuries like doordash. Many thinks a vacation has to be to another country rather than another state. You can strawman an uber poor person if you want, which of course do exist, but the average person could be doing a lot better by themselves. Not to the sum “oh i can buy a house now” - there are real structural issues to society - but they could have a situation that’s meaningfully better if they meaningfully prioritized their spending to their supposed values and goals in life
LITTERCHERRRRRRR
There's this clever, gorgeous girl who lives along the neighborhood streets I walk to get home from the bus. Clever because she's figured out my schedule, so she manages to place herself outside virtually every time I walk by so we can exchange glances or, in times when I pretend to not notice her, she can stare at me. In addition to her stunning face, she has the longest legs I have ever seen on a person of my height. She could be a model in the future. This could be an opportunity.The one drawback: she's still of the age where she rides a scooter and bike aroundO_Odon't worry I won't actually do anything but it's an interesting situation
>>25408061>>>/cunny/
>>25408061Why can I just tell your favorite book is "Lolita"?
>>25408072It is one of the few novels I cried to at the end.
>>25408073Ok while you were crying did you have your pants on or off?
How about Titus Androgynous
>wake up>take my medicine>look in the mirror>lookin' good, confident>feel like taking a bit more of my medicine>thereby shifting the chemicals in my brain, causing numerous psychological side effects>look in the mirror>no longer look nearly as good as beforefug
I added more mods. I now have over 1500. My first time playing Fallout 4.
>>25408085Im downloading NEFARAM for Skyrim right now. I can only enjoy games if I can rape and enslave nowadays
>>25408085You don't prefer to do the first playthrough vanilla? Outside of maybe a handful of visual or quality-of-life mods.
>>25408092I don't have any sex mods, but I do have nudity. I also got child raiders and child killing.
>>25408096No I don't care about vanilla experience, but I get why most people would want that.
>>25408085>1500 mods>tits bigger than head
>>25408105I'm just a man.
>>25408109Who are you trying to fool anon? Don't even bother. No matter what you say you will always be nothing but degenerate in our eyes.
>>25408098Youre missing out
So is this it? Nothing more than this? All the problems and the bullshit and it ends up not being much different than a rock thrown into a puddle. A short splash and nothing afterwards.
>>25408151first existential crisis?
>>25408155No, I'm 27 and been in one since I was 15. I feel like I'm watching a play in a theater. There's nothing behind the whole thing.
This is my favorite art piece.
I remember when I had a way out of this shituation I’m in. Like that hole in Neely’s Bar in Silent Hill 2, IT’S GONE NOW.
>>25408159I am the poster above. I had a four-bedroom cabin in upper New England, close to the Canadian border, which was going to be transferred from several owners to m(y famil)y, and it’s just fucking gone and I’m stuck living in this fricking 12x12 cube room in my hometown.
I have spent my entire 20s in this room. This has been my whole world. It’s over now. Nothing but sleep awaits. I don’t want to start a family anyways. Why would I ever need more than two acres and a trailer house anyways
Picked up a video game novel at B&N today and enjoyed reading for the first time in forever. Only picked up, didn’t get it.
>>25408212>video game novelokay fr tho i just got the ick
Akira ripped off the Quartermass Xperiment
>>25408225Such a cool sentence.
Is it all right to urinate in front of animals? What does it mean when a monkey throws its feces at you? Do apes really know how to ape? Do animals form same-sex relations? Are they the new celebrities of the twenty-first century?
I've had the most bizarre dreams today, what the fuck
Why is everyone in the comments of this video so angry?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y2Pci6UVH78
>>25408462What have your dreams been like? I've been having trouble remembering mine lately, I'm a little concerned
>>25407808you're so mad
gonna listen to some Beatles
>>25408484I sang Hard Day's Night today, I thought it went well
I didn't catch any woman checking me out today. What a waste of day. Better luck tomorrow.
>>25408524you should cold approach them
>>25408538I prefer to catch them checking me out or even smile at me for the self-esteem boost and move on with my day.
>>25408550weird, how do you meet them then, do you use tinder or smth
>>25408554Coworkers. Mutual friends. I do want to become adept at approaching strangers now that my looks have reached a new level recently, but it ain't easy.
>>25408556women don't care that much about looks tho, it's mostly about your character and your charisma; I know a fat ugly guy in my town that talks to plenty of women with ease and has had multiple girlfriends
>>25408565I need to learn the ability to yap about nonsense.
>>25408567you're just too Narcissistic and focused about your looks kek, men that can do cold approach actually get good results
>>25408570>you're just too Narcissistic and focused about your looks kekPeople always say this but it's backwards -- I'm so focused on my looks because I know I'm deficient everywhere else! It's my only beneficial trait! Aside from my intelligence but that's only good once they get to know me.
>>25407953Ok but that's in 100 years I need relief NOW.>>25407901I read that peasants in the past worked way less than us so if you consider free time as the measure of wealth they were way wealthier.>>25407895I want free time to do whatever I want. I am currently trapped in employment where I sacrifice my entire life excepting the weekends for money. So I can't really figure anything out because I don't have time to think. So I need to be unemployed first before I can figure things out.>>25407900You can take years off work? How do you do that?Also why is reading not an acceptable thing to.do instead of work? I have had some of the most meaningful parts of my life while reading
>>25406623The purpose of you being born into this world is to fight lame battles
Great review of this book.
I have always listened to schizophrenic and autistic people. Language is failing us as a species, it is those who are willing to go beyond who are capable of truly speaking
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
>>25408596what if I dont care for the plight of the spastics?
>>25407796ready to be done with it tbqhI started all bright eyed about my future and now I'm just ready to check the "has a degree box" and never use anything I am learning again especially because my major is in cybersecurity and the field has been raped to death by jeets and AI over the last 3 years
>>25408618Average internet person today
>>25408618From now on anytime someone says that reading makes them smarter I will send them this picture.
>>25408618I wonder if I could train her to speak like a proper lady well enough to pass her off in high society.
>>25408870Women don't count.
It's like my world is standing still atmI hate waiting for other people, but current circumstances requires it
the world is a vampire
>>25408884Maybe, but it take a lot of time.
>>25409037She’s saying she had to put down all her other books to read Fellowship because it takes her an hour to read 20 pages but the book hasn’t even really started so how is she supposed to like Tolkein?
Why would I read non-fiction when I already know everything? Give me poetry where nothing can be known but only felt. Give me the soundless cry of a million nights, give me the stifling solitude of sharing a common space, give me a near rhyme or a bad break. Just let it be true.
>>25408596My battles are genuinely the lamest. How do I manage to put up with struggling over shit so fucking retarded?
>>25409168Develop hyperbolic (but essentially true) vocabulary for your pretty conflicts and escalate them to world and cosmic collective consciousness level (sentience vs the rube,Enlightenment vs intellectual slavery, thought vampires and planetary mind rapists)
I dont like that modern society is basically Brave new World but it doesnt have an island where I can live with fellow peers
>>25406623Nobody likes me and I'm going to die alone, which is fine but the hardest part about all this is that even though I don't have friends I still don't find time to do stuff that I want to do since my parents are hoarders and I've been helping them clean their house out while at the same time I've been trying to slowly get rid of stuff in my room.
time flies whether you’re having fun or not
>>25409333Im reopening the time files
>>25407763Tfw no /lit/ gf that won't suck my dick but WILL let me lovingly guide bratwurst and hotdog airplanes into her mouth
>>25409303>he says, on the designated savage site
>>25409333my favorite David Bowie lyric
If you ever need me just tell me. I want to help but I think it's best if I sit quietly.
>>25409352timephiles just sounds like a type of sinister time criminals that time travel and molest time by changing events.
>>25409354I want savagery combined with cultureThis place is just a safari to me. Yet to have read any post worth a scruple
>>25409362>I want savagery combined with cultureWe have that is called Africa and the Middle East and you are free to leave whenever you're ready!
>>25409361We have to go back and molest the French at a young age so we can get all this queer and philosophical pederast literature
>>25409362Well i am using safari right now
>>25409363I dont consider living in huts and sandcastles sufficient enough to qualify as being "cultured" sadly>>25409366Good for you buddy. Im a foxy guy myself
>>25409365Why don't we go back and give them wholesome normal lives so we don't get all the brainrot philosophy that has just made everything worse. Literally the peace of philosophy was the ancient and medieval eras:>Ancient Philosophy: I don't care because my culture dominated yours, now get in the arena slave.>Medieval Philosophy: I don't care because my religion dominated yours, now get on the chopping block heretic.>Modern Philosophy: If you are mean to people they become terrorists so the best way to fix this is to make everyone as miserable as possible for ungrateful third worlders who do nothing but commit crime because if they were caught doing what they were doing in their home country they would have been burnt alive as punishment.
>>25409373>I dont consider living in huts and sandcastles sufficient enough to qualify as being "cultured" sadlyLook dude, if you haven't noticed yet, most of the world spanning empires that got shit done had weak cultures or cultures where they just pragmatically assimilated everything it liked into it to become a mishmash. I've yet to see one culture-rich society succeed at the level that pragmatic societies have.
>>25409375>peaceI meant peak, I have no idea why I typed peace considering I'm on a pc
>>25409379So you're saying the Roman empire and Assyrians had weak culture? Thats a stretch Also youre straying from the point. I merely want a place where I can chill with fellow men of probity while all the slaves stay happy in their bubble and provide for us with taxes from their labor. Like a monastery but less constrained basically
>>25409392>Roman empireYes the Roman's had a very weak culture which is why it ended up Hellenized once it stopped expanding and then why Christianity spread like wildfire after that.>The AssyriansYou know that the Assyrian culture wasn't unique to the Assyrians right? It was all Hellanized by Alexander the Great all they did was poor reproductions of Greek works of Art to the point that the Roman Diplomat that originally met with the Assyrian Diplomat openly mocked him to his face about it.
>>25409400slave quit yapping, I am no mood for semitic antics
>>25409392There's graffiti on aqueducts calling people who like plays and music gay, Romans saw entertainment as something you did once you got all your work done, you can even read Ciciro's speeches about how culture was hindering Rome by making people idle and lazy like the Greeks.
>>25409405>t. Roman Republic Legionairee to his newly acquired Syracusian slave who knows how to read, write, and speak in 4 languages and knows more about the world than he does.
>>25409411>you can even read Ciciro's speeches about how culture was hindering Rome by making people idle and lazy like the Greeks.THE PLAYS ARE TURNING THE FREAKING PLEBS GAY!!!!
>>25409392>>25409405You're retarded lol
>>25409411The habits of foppish pederasts from the 19th century don't define what culture is, it's not just "the arts".
I really want some McDonald's right now, but it's so disappointing every time
>>25409417>"You refuse to engage in pedantry? That makes you a retard! haha"Yknow that guy was right, this place really is filled with keen-less savages
>>25409422slave quit yapping
>>25409425lol i got u flustered
>>25409433Are you woman?
>>25409421Those mixed sodas they currently have? Better than sex. The bluerasberry sprite and the dirty doctor pepper are pure liquid dopamine.
>>25409421I've noticed my slop has been really disappointing as well, I solved it by finding cheaper slop, those microwavable 711 burritos are awesome and they are only like fucking 5 bucks, you can buy like 4 for 20 bucks and eat around 5k of calories. So I'm still winning.
Thinking about how Evan Dara is notable among latinx academia but obscure among anglo academia.
>>25409375I’m not reading a post that doesn’t appreciate Impressionism
>>25409483>>25409421>no more 79 cent totinos >no more $3 stack of a half dozen hershey bars and bags of skittles>not even pennies anymore
how come /lit/ is always dead during my saturday comeback? I just want to banter with my brooooooooooos>inb4 im here anonYou're not my bro buddy!
>>25409556I might be your bro, I got a couple bros here, and let me tell you I am never sure if they lapse into workplace depression struggling to get into their own literary head (I know I do)
Writing is cheapo work when you all know if you had money or a proper patron you'd be better off buying a basement full of expensive instruments and recorders so you could run a baseline and hit the futurama chime when you made a point then split off into master electric guitar solo
>>25406623They told me to improve myself.. So I went and bought new designer clothes and got brand new photos for social media.
>>25409559>literary headwhat do you mean by this buddy? Also depression is just your mind saying 'fuck this life' because it knows its environments and behavior is toxic to its equilibrium. One should always stay away from a poisonous milieu broski
>>25409573Well I'm certain it's an improvement>t. me, a character, responding to your character
I can't for the life of me understand people's obsession with football, especially watching it on TV obsessively. Don't think I ever will.
>>25409576You know you have different moods during the day, right? I'm not trying to make fun or accuse you either, I didn't know this until I was about 26 and then I didn't really understand it until I was 32 and I probably won't get the whole idea before I die. But basically moods change all the time based on chemistry and sleep and environment and stress and everything else, I find I do my best thinking in the morning, I call it 'literary' because it looks nice on a page. There used to be a meme for this, something simple and youthful like 'just remember when you're feeling bad that sometimes you feel good and feeling bad isn't forever' or so
>>25409584Do you have a favorite multiplayer video game?
>>25409589no
>>25409596Well even if that's true you've gotta look at the following concepts-athleticism-strategy-live television-buy-in and mental and also financial gambling-practice of understanding of systems and rules-admiration for feats-COMPETITIONcome on now friend
I sniff my female coworkers when they're not looking.
>>25409586>>You know you have different moods during the day, right?Yeah I get you. My mood gets totally assblasted by social media and algos so I strive to keep my frivolous internet usage to Saturday>But basically moods change all the time based on chemistry and sleep and environment and stress and everything elseFor sure. I think an often overlooked cause is our microbiome. Those pesky bacteria are wrecking havoc on our mood with their neurotransmitter production. One of the reasons why I think fasting sharpens the mind like no other. Eubiosis is the goal, if only there is a fast and cheap way to keep track of your inhabitants.
>>25409615Frankly they're stealing our Orgones and the inner child is the only function by which we truly operate except in an industrial setting. Sometimes we are exhausted by this vampirism, but also it is natural we have daily peaks and moments of existential rest. However, they do like to steal our Orgones in the morning, schedule a man to work early and he'll be left daydreaming what would otherwise be public genius (I personally journal on my phone to recapture these morning thoughts). That's my post, at least.
>>25409625>OrgonesWas unfamiliar with this concept. Wilheim Reich sounded familiar so I looked in my notes. He is a degenerate jewish commie... This is why mingling with you rejects wrecks havoc on my mental state. You and the filth youre propagating disgust me beyond belief. Well thats me done for today> Wilhelm Reich joined in the campaign to convince the Western world that untrammeled sexuality was the secret of happiness and that sexual repression, along with the bourgeois family life that had once contained and channeled sexuality, were nothing more than engines of pathology.>With the messianic glow of a man who had discovered the one truth which is the secret of the universe, Reich started to travel around Vienna from one workers’ meeting to another giving lectures not on class conflict but on orgasm. Good orgasm was the basis of psychic and physical well being; the roleof government, therefore, should be to insure good orgasm by providing the litany of improvements the neo-Reichians have made a familiar part of our world and government policy by now: sex education, contraception and abortion.>By talking dirty, Reich found that he could hold the attention of even the most distracted crowd. It was a lesson the Americans would learn at around the same time from Freud’s nephew Edwin Bemays, when that worthy took what he learned by cranking out propaganda during World War I and applied itto the nascent science of advertising. During the spring and summer of 1928 and 1929, Reich took his sex act on the road. The sex-pol team would arrive in a van at some prearranged site, usually at a public park, where they would talk to local workers’ groups not about class conflict or the moretheoretical aspects of psychoanalysis but rather “the concrete problems of people’s sex lives.”7 Reich would talk with the adolescents and men, and Lia Lasky, Reich’s lover at the time, would talk to the children, and a gynecologist would talk to the women and eitherprescribe contraceptive devices or fitthe women with them on the spot. Reich had taken his own sexual compulsions and had turned them into a powerful new way to organize the masses. Reich had discovered that one way of mobilizing people was by mobilizing their passions.
>>25409648Look brother I was using a little magical language to explain sometimes you're more creative in the morning and that people experience phases of creativity and grogginess throughout the day through the consequences of some physical function. To be even more clear, if you really took such anger to this abstract or 'disqualified' thinking, then I suggest you run up your Maslowe's hierarchy or perhaps your God's and check if you're starving, sleepy, annoyed, horny, or really trying to actualize here
>>25409656>little magical language>The word "orgone" is widely considered to be a portmanteau coined by Wilhelm Reich, derived from the words "orgasm" and "hormone".Its degenerate. Get some standards
>>25409670degeneracy is mandatory to reality escape. you do not have to leave behind your humanity or fantastic capability for agency. we must be prepared to give up what they have told us these words mean, they only told us these worlds could only mean the worst they can tell us, because they knew how dangerous using them right would be. I'm going to talk to my wife for a second let me know if you have more questions
>>25406623The Numidian was certainly a skilled horseman, and the Balearic Islander an unparalleled slinger; the Spaniards provided infantry that defied comparison, while the Syrians—still buoyed by the legacy of Alexander—supplied recruits whose reputations were as great as they were deserved. Yet all these merits paled beside those of the Gauls. Their rivals for glory—swarthy and short, or at least of average stature—could not match the martial bearing of the towering Treveran or Boian, who was better suited than anyone to carry with ease, upon broad shoulders, the immense weight that standard discipline imposed on the legionary. It was therefore with good reason that the State sought to increase recruitment in Gaule, and especially in Germanized Gaule. Under the Twelve Caesars, even while political power remained concentrated among the southern populations, it was already the North that bore the primary responsibility for maintaining the peace of the empire by force of arms.
>degeneracy is mandatory to reality escape.The state of this place... Am I really the last man of value left wandering these halls?
>>25409685Ahh, to be a barbarian white nigger again, tall, athletic and stupid. The 2nd Century CE, those were the days. I wish it was antiquity. I wish I could be happy.
In a world of entropy, things can always get worse. Enjoy the calm and repair some small damage each day.
>>25409734You can reverse entropy locally by creating greater entropy elsewhere, so I think it's best to say that, in order to be happy in some way, you must engage in some form of energy vampirism.
>>25409697>still not listening Do you think i’m asking you to be gay or something? I’m saying if you can’t take pseudoscience about orgones as a message about taking your vitality seriously during the day, then you’re probably hooked on some authority scheme that tells you you’re finished for finding yourself often in bad moods
>>25409773Didn't I just talk to you?>>25409607
>>25409774I copy pasted his post.
>>25409612when i was 17 I drove a lady black friend home from a high school steel drum event where we performed. As soon as she was out of sight, I dipped my nose and deeply sniffed into the passenger seat where she sat. I took in what I now recognize as the perfume, lotion, and pheromones of a well-manicured woman of taste. I later asked her to prom and she accepted. Her still-married parents did not know what to make of me but it was a delight all around.
>>25409753stfu faggot
I want to have sex TONIGHT
i forgot to buy chickpeas.man, i wish i was unemployed.
reading has now become a torturous struggle session where whenever i find something new and interesting someone immediately comes along and like steals it for the fucking israelis or the cia or something. and every piece of entertainment is propaganda. and they won't let me talk to any of the people i used to know. and the only way to make money is by giving tips to the freaking DOD or DA. how do i escape this? is this hell?
Friend brought over a sci fi book called Titan -told me he read it in 3 days I said id take a look at it
>>25407881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HupFcwyYwD0
I've been reading Jewish mysticism texts and they are quite interesting. Synthesizing it with my background in some other spirituality and continental philosophy, and as a psychonaut explorer transcending into the metaphysical beyond what is immediately accesible, I am starting to see things in a way beyond the Western lens of success. Reality is not a fixed, objective grid of dead matter but rather it is a vibratory, kaleidoscopic projection of infinite consciousness playing an elaborate game of hide-and-seek with itself. When we gaze into the deepest insights of mystical Kabbalah, psychoanalysis, critical theory, and Eastern non-dualism, I am seeing in a way they are all drawing different maps of the exact same cosmic territory. They all point toward a grand, unified narrative: the primordial unity of Being intentionally fractures itself into a multitude of forms, gets lost in the hallucinatory maze of its own creation, and must undergo a radical process of awakening and integration to return to wholeness.How, then, do we break out of the spectacle and heal the cosmic fracture? The answer is not an escapist flight into a detached, transcendent nirvana, nor is it the annihilation of the ego. The path of liberation is Tikkun Olam, the Jewish principle of the active, conscious repair and restoration of the world. We must descend into the husks to gather the trapped sparks of light. Jung called this the process of individuation, a psychological descent into the underworld to confront the Shadow, integrate the archetypes of the collective unconscious, and forge a union of opposites to realize the true Self. Nietzsche understood this as the ultimate act of self-overcoming: the Ubermensch who rejects the passive nihilism of denying life, embraces the chaotic, Dionysian forces of existence, and joyfully affirms reality as it is to create their own noble values. Buddhism offers the alchemy of emptiness and dependent origination, teaching us that because all phenomena are empty of fixed essence and radically interconnected, we can release our clinging and awaken to a state of non-dual compassion and flow. Ultimately, these maps demand a synthesis of inner mysticism and outer structural critique. To meditate without dismantling the material forces of oppression is to become a comfortable mystic blessing a destructive machine; to engage in political revolution without integrating one's own unconscious shadow is to merely recreate the old cruelties under a new ideological banner. We must recognize the structures of language, capital, and ideology that shape us, yet remain anchored in the profound awareness that we are the Infinite universe experiencing itself. From Spinoza, we are all one with God. We are called to be the localized apertures of a divine cosmos, participating consciously in the grand, dialectical dance of shattering and repair.
>>25409885Dungeons Or Dragons? Dungeon administration?
>>25409921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4E6KtQg_z0
>>25409929Well if it’s a mystifying kaleidoscope isn’t it most natural to return to the source by simply knowing it all comes from the same light? Should be plenty for a biological organism unless you want to be purely photological Good research by the way
>>25407965>I simulated them.Read that as ´Stimulated´Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZaYkOG1Zk
>>25409954sick really
>>25406623Duo carmina habeo pro Mickey. Nē audīveris ea, nisi nōmen tuom est Mickey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdi6NZjjz4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I1th_ZXuykSī nōmen tuom nōnest Mickey, nōlī audīre. Haec est lēx mea. Lēgēs nōn faciō. Ēn. Ego faciō lēgēs.
>>25409966Everything, everywhere, all the timeI invented that btw -a full year before the movie, more than that
>>25409966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1GV_Dr2Y0
lowkey contemplating getting a electronic prostate massager. Just to see what all the fuzz is about!
>>25409978*>>>25409985A waste of money i´d say
I like to think that i know all about how clouds work or what they do or what they talk about. I could be mistaken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTxk5uh6f9s
My mother bought me a different brand of cheap instant coffee than usual and I swear this shit is secretly decaf. I'm drinking two-to-even-three times as much, and I'm not sure I feel anything.In fact, I just took a look at the label, and nothing on it mentions the word 'caffeine' whatsoever! wtffff scammers
>>25410021You have an imperative responsibility to report them to the BBB.
>>25410022But that's the rub, while they use the word coffee, they don't use the word caffeine, so it's technically not false advertising I suppose. I mean it tastes like coffee! It doesn't say decaf either though. I don't think I ever had decaf before this.
>>25410021I dont even know whether i am snorting Cocaine or Special K...>Get on my levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDL0FzfJd0
>>25410021Turns out after some personal research that both cofee and caffience derive from french 'cafe' derived from some arab word root
>>25410035https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokha
I hate when my friends fart in my face. They think it's funny.
>>25410054>Treat them wellIts like when your cat brings you a dead bird. They mean well
>>25410061*kindly
>>25410061Thank you for that analogy.
>>25410035So you would think the word coffee implies caffeine. There probably is, just an imperceptible amount if you have a previous and ongoing caffeine addiction, like myself and most people in the Western world.
>>25410080Mon plaisir
>>25410103I took it to mean that the word segment ‘cafe’ no longer indicates ‘caffeine’ and so one should check before expecting caffeine or not
If I'm writing a sitcom, can I have a non-black character say the line,>n-word please!Or is that offensive and the same as saying 'nigga' and I'll get myself cancelled for my efforts?
>>25410127Never underestimate a moron's ability to be triggered. Just change it to bazinga.
>>25410021I bought decaf once by accident and didn't notice for two weeks. I was just sitting there feeling fine and I thought wow I'm really handling my stress well these days. Then I saw the bag and realized I'd been drinking fake coffee and all that peace was just a placebo. So now I chase my regular coffee with a decaf and try to trick my brain into thinking the second one matters but it never works. I just end up drinking both and feeling nothing. It's like a magic trick where the only person getting fooled is me.
>>25410132>Bazinga...please!
>>25410185>It's like a magic trick where the only person getting fooled is me.lolFunny you mention that because I'm gonna go to the store and buy the usual brand I get, but still keep this crappy one as like a second or third cup to have when I want the flavor of coffee but feel like I've had too much caffeine.And for me the way I noticed is 1) I found I couldn't drink too much of the stuff, whereas with regular coffee, I can tell when my body is telling me "yeah anymore caffeine, we're gonna get uncomfortable", especially as I hate being too stimulated with my heart-pounding, and 2) I noticed I have this constant feeling of a craving in my brain that just won't go away, but I couldn't figure out what it was for. It's like the same feeling of wanting a cigarette but undirected.
>>25406623I just watched the Odyssey and realized that chuds ruin fucking everything. This cultural moment is forever stained by your retarded chimp out. Fuck you. I’m never posting on 4chan again and leaving every right wing part of the internet I’m on.
>>25410198wdym?
Name a buddy-movie/story where the buddies are both white>The Man Who Would Be KingCan you think of any more?
>>25410198toldinstone´s review was it for me
new: >>25410234>>25410234
I spent all day doing nothing but browsing and posting on this website again.
>>25409359I need you.
>>25410331:(
>>25410331Literally how? All the threads I'm in are dead, even the more popular threads are slow as fuck now.
This is fucking idol worship and you'll quite literally never, never, never ever convince me otherwise.
>>25413542She's not at the center, she is off to the side with Jesus on the Crucifix front and center and elevated above everyone else, how is bowing or kneeling to show respect idol worship?
>>25413587Seethe, cathlocuck.
>>25413606So you can't answer the question and you're just hateful, got it. Its so easy to win these days when it comes to theological debates... ...I was actually curious on your logic, if it had any, because I also criticize the church, especially when I believe in sola scriputura.
>>25409970I really need to learn latin...
