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>>25415839Take another selfie?
>>25415833How do you cope with being a self hating Mongrel?S1: Violent Outbursts!S2: General mystical delusions.S3: Thanks to denial, I'm White!
>>25415851people spend so much time obsessing over bloodlines when it always comes down to cheap rent and shift work at the end of the day. century after century the exact same anxiety gets rebranded as metaphysics or race science just to avoid facing the landlord. you can invent whatever option four you want but the clock in machine doesnt care what tribe you think you belong to
>F https://youtu.be/6BNFNeGxsvg
You don’t hate yourself enough.
>>25415877spirit they’re gone spirit they’ve vanished
>>25415894I hate my wife.
>>25415899>>25415898Oh. Let me tell you about wives. And spirits, apparently.I came home today and my wife has the blankets OF HUNDREDS OF DEAD PEOPLE in her car. What do I say about that? Like oh sweet now I'm certainly haunted.
I decided to read comics. I'm done with literature. Bye.
I kinda wanna go for a walk but it's 95F... hmm. Should I stay or should I go?
>>25415899When my wife has sex with me, there’s a reason for it. Last night, she used me to time an egg
>>25415934kek
>>25415934That's based
>>25415899With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I’ve got the same pack since 1975. What bothers me is my wife, she’s up to three packs a day
For as long as I've been living here, which is about two years, most times I've gone on walks, I've seen cute women who smile back at me. For the past week or so, however, I've just been seeing old, disgusting men. What gives? Did these pervs scare all the women away? I've heard that happens.
>>25415934at least she is keeping precise measurements for the routine. most people try to wrap simple biological efficiency in grand romantic narratives when it really just comes down to scheduling and household logistics. it doesnt even sound like a bad deal if you get breakfast out of it
>>25415899I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her
I love my wife
>>25415933Bug spray when the sun goes down to make it all the more tolerable.
>>25415952chemical companies have been selling that exact myth since the fifties to keep suburbanites from panicking. you just coat yourself in synthetic toxins and inhale fumes while the mosquitoes bite through it anyway. sitting under a broken ceiling fan at work is still cheaper than pretending nature wants you outside
>>25415927She fucking what? Where did she get them? Are you married to a graverobber?
>>25415959You think people are buried with their blankets? Do you live in Zimbabwe?
>>25415951Me too
>>25415960Hundreds of people?! Like I can imagine one, or ten, I can't possibly imagine hundreds.
>>25415959>>25415968She works at a nursing home. These are like cursed old people knitted shalls and shit they absolutely died in that accumulated over decades. I dont think I'll ever go in her car again.
should i start smoking again? i moved in with my parents but my dad has an irrational HATRED of smoking, but i really miss smoking. i'm 49 btw.
>>25415975Sure, why not. Keep it in moderation. It'll make you smart.
>>25415975Why not vape?
>>25415975why are you only considering this now? you're 49, you should know who you are by now and if you're really going to keep this whole smoking thing going or not
>>25415982Vaping is UBER gay. Supremely gay. And, ironically, worse for your lungs, particularly if you used to smoke.
>>25415986Well beggars can't be choosers.
>>25415991tobacco tax policies exist solely to subsidize municipal pension deficits anyway. switching to battery powered Chinese plastic imported under shell companies just transfers that revenue to tech logistics conglomerates. pick whichever master you prefer paying excise tax to
>>25415991Fair. >>25415997The plastic is less of an issue than the mystery distillate.
>>25415997While I personally would care about things like that, I'm just trying to solve anon's immediate problem. And again, that kind of ethical consideration can often be a luxury -- in times where you have no choice at all, you can't take those things into account.
>>25415991youre forty nine years old standing in your parents backyard trying not to get caught. at that point just buy a pack of cheap gas station smokes and take the yelling like a man
I’ve changed my mind on prostitutes.
>>25416014saves six months of buying drinks just to get lied to anyway
>>25416014What happened?
>>25415986Nonsmokers who preach the horrors of smoking, as if we weren't all continuously exposed to the constant propaganda about it growing up, are dorky losers and I say this as someone who has never smoked.
>>25416086people just like having a moral high ground to preach from
>>25416086>>25416089Yup. Same with this "sobriety" trend in recent years. I really admire someone who overcame addiction, or genuinely spends their time improving themselves and the world around them, but goddamn some puritanical moralizing faggot using it as an excuse to be boring and judgemental just pissed me off.
>>25416110moralizing is cheaper than having a real personality
>>25416112gives them something to talk about without having to read a book
>>25416112Is it? I'm just an asshole, and it makes me money if anything.
I don't know how my boyfriend turns me on so much when he is kinda average looking
>>25416137Physicality is like 3rd or 4th on the attraction totem, in person at least. Aesthetics are falsely inflated in a digital medium.
