>>25426653
A feather mattress, a good woman who will pull her weight, and all the cornbread I can eat. Hell yes.

>>25426653
Reading this now, and I want to fuck Lorena just to mess with Jake Spoon, that faggot.

>>25429147

Women in Lonesome Dove ranked:

1. Louisa
The ultimate low-maintenance woman. She has her own farm and can run it. All she wants is a man to help with a few of the heavier tasks and keep her feather mattress from going to waste.

2. Janey
Like Louisa, she can pull her weight and more, but she has the added bonus of about three more fertile decades ahead of her. She deserves a better fate.

3. Mary Cole
A buxom widow who knows what's what. Pea Eye needs to get in there.

4. Lorena
Yeah, so she's hot and all, but she's annoyingly stubborn and dense. She swoons over Jake Spoon who is worthless and treats all the decent men like shit.

5. Clara
A very well-drawn but not particularly likeable character. It's funny the way modern feminist readers think she's wonderful. She has some good points but the bottom line is she's a bully with a severe case of penis envy.

6. Elmira Johnson
Like Lorena (prefers a bad man to a good one) except ten times worse.

>>25429467
How is /lit/ any better than Tiktokers who read romantasyslop to masturbate to?

>>25429147
He wouldn't care, he forgets who she is five minutes after she leaves his line of sight. When Gus tells him they saved her from Blue Duck's gang he has no idea who Gus is talking about.